queen of farts and cocks -edition
First for Stannis
Dany is born around 9 months after Jon.
If Jon is born at the Tower of Joy, then that means Aerys is already dead 9 months before Dany is born, meaning Aerys cannot be Dany's father. Aerys definitely did not conceive Dany during the sack of King's Landing because he had sent Rhaella away.
Then if Aerys is not Dany's father, who is? And considering we know Viserys is a liar, is Rhaella even her mother?
The timeline makes more sense for Dany to be the child of Rhaegar and Lyanna, and Jon to be the child of Brandon and Ashara conceived at the Tourney of Harrenhal.
I agree- the MOTIVATIONS for Ned to protect these two bastard children is...shaky. Yes, they're his brother and sister's children. But why send Daenerys to Dorne or Essos? Why raise Jon as his own? Of those questions, I'm not sure. But this theory fits the timeline the best.
Jon / Dany shippers absolutely BTFO
>"Young girls dreamed of dashing knights with wicked smiles, not solemn boys who always did their duty."
Left Jaime: Confident, handsome, dangerous.
Right Jaime: Remorseful, downtrodden, pathetic.
Anyone else feel like the Arianne chapter was a direct f-u to D&D? A reminder of le dornish master plan
Plus the bit about "Trystane is safe and sound back in Sunspear"
best /mm/ actors?
best young actors?
>>69396667
Danys more like to fall for victarion than jon.
Fucking swampshits
>>69396668
that armor downgrade
>>69396637
R+L=M
>>69396618
first for Theon gets a volcano cock episode late
>>69396695
>best young actors?
Maisie!
>>69396668
Even the armor looks sad
>>69396667
But he abandoned his post at the wall
>>69396694
grrm always does this.
a week or so after the Sansa rape scene he released the Alayne in the Vale chapter.
>>69396668
I thought the reason they scrapped the white armour was because it didn't look good on camera
looks fucking fine to me
Nth for reddit. We took over the board and your site and you can't do anything about it.
>>69396735
wew
the fuck's he playing at
>>69396668
My last haircut fucked me up aswell.
>>69396758
it's jon snow's new look in the show
you saw it here first
>>69396755i prefer reddit immigrants over /pol/ ones, their opinions may be pleb-tier and they may be annoying jontards but at least they stay on topic and don't force their conspiracy shit into everything
>>69396792
it would be hilarious desu
>first scene of ep4 starts with sansa opening the gate then a shot of jon like that
>the very average Ned Stark beat the White Bull in single combat
bravo D&D
>>69396637
How so? Lmao u said mad king cannot be danny's dad cuz he was dead but rhaegar can ,BUT HE DIES BEFORE MAD KING LMFAOO
>>69396745
Maybe he should finish the books instead of this passive aggressive fuckery
Best girl didn't deserve to die, fuck you D&D
>>69396637
all right Preston, we get it, just please stop shit posting here
>>69396637
>Dany is born around 9 months after Jon.
Eh? Wasn't she born on Dragonstone shortly before the ToJ? Or was Lyanna in there bleeding to death for 9 months?
>>69396831
ROFL!
>>69396829
That was Whent, not Hightower
>>69396821
But jews controling the midia isnt a conspiracy theory
>>69396695
Best /mm/? All of them
Young? Alfie and Iwan
>>69396618
>Reminder that Smalljon got along with his dad just fine.
>Reminder that the Umbers have always been Stark loyalists
>Reminder that everyone hates the Boltons
>reminder that Smalljon showing up right after Roose is dead and his dipshit bastard gains control is pretty coincidental
>Reminder that the North remembers
>>69396735
Looks like a gay pirate
>>69396821
Just ignore it? In 99% of cases It's not a big deal and just reddit immigrants getting buttflustered over mean bigots ;(((
>>69396895
finn jones is seriously underrated for the young male cast. It sucks that D&D ruined Loras as a gay stereotype, but finn is fucking based. He's a bookfag and has called out Dany for being a horrible tyrant. Also got a decent sense of humour iirc
>>69396883
Read Eddie Eyre's twitter.
REMINDER THAT CLEGANEBOWL IS NOT HAPPENING THIS SEASON
E+A=J
>>69396974
So what does Sandor end up doing?
>>69396952
H is both and in the show He is not better than Ned. show is the show stop whining
>>69396928
I like that the boltons have some loyal followers now. Always seemed recklessness that roose had no one who seemed particularly loyal to him.
>>69396895
>Iwan
Really?
>>69396847
Martin himself confirmed daenerys born 7/8 months after the end of the war
>>69396834
who is this blumpkin grumpkin?
>>69396940
Maybe thats why I dont really find him a good actor at least in the show, they really ruined his characters to be lusting for dick 24/7. But good for him on calling out Dany's shit, people are blind to see she is a shit ruler.
>>69397004
>Lord Commander of kingsguard isn't better than Ned
kill yourself showfag
Lads, Stannis won't die in the books right, I mean he'll win the battle of winterfell and die eventually, but not till the end right?
Daily reminder pic related
>>69397028
Yes really, I want to kill him and fuck him at the same time.
>>69396637
This makes just no fucking sense *facepalm*
I have about as much respect for Game of Thrones as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is reddit. It is video game hotpocket. It is capeshit. It is cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it.
It is the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is video game. It is SJW. It is Walter White. I am seething.
>>69397007
They had the backing of the crown, the Karstarks, and a Stark (Sansa). Now KL is far too busy to give a shit and can't even control the city, and Salsa is gone. Ramsay bout to get btfo.
>>69396821
You're not tricking anyone, friend
>>69397098
She's perfection!
>>69397064
Nell Tiger Free
>>69397082
Does it even say in the show that he is the LC? also kg having shit recruits is nothing new. makes more sense that mad king would suck at choosing good LC
>>69397084
Stannis is a just and rigid defender of the law, and understands the importance of facing the Others. His role will come to pass. He will be the 1000th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, and defend the realms of men alongside the risen Jon Snow, the Stark of Winterfell and others.
>>69396821
personally, i'm a /pol/ jontard
>>69396668
I think in time he realizes how much he fucked up, I like those little things in this show
>Books
7 Northern fucking shits versus 3 southern good men
>Show
6 of the cunts versus two good men
When will the northern fucking shits learn?
>>69397098
That Jon is prettier than reed's daughter
>>69397124
>>69397180
UR PRETTIER THAN ALF ME DAUGHTERS
Hey guys how come Dayne didn't fight with Dawn? In the books I'm sure he does
>>69397154
He will die in the snow trying to take winterfell because he was stupid enough to siege it during winter
>>69397166
Southron pillow-biter pls go
>>69396668
I didn't remember how cool the armor looked the first seasons
>>69397149
They talk about the Lord Commander Hightower later in the episode.
He's not named in his scene but the actor confirmed that's who he was playing.
They should have just made Dayne the Lord Commander. It wouldn't have changed things.
>>69397098
These two would make the sexiest babies ever. They should be thrown into a locked room together with a bed, a barrel of lube, and a water pipe, not allowed to leave until she's pregnant.
>>69397228
He wasn't high enough level yet.
>>69397063
So? She could have been conceived shortly before KL was sacked
>>69397253 Jon likes redheads also she's ugly
>>69397228
They spent half the budget on Emilia Clarke's catering bill.
>>69397240
Butthurt Northern pissant detected. You mad that Arthur Dayne alone would have BTFO your entire little fagsquad if it weren't for ooga booga swamp tactics?
>>69397124
>It is Walter White. I am seething.
errytime
>>69397228
He is fighting with Dawn. It's a longsword instead of a greatsword in the show.
Why? I don't know. Hope they explain it in some behind the scenes footage.
>>69396974
Cleganebowl happens in episode 9 or 10
As kings landing burns all around them, they fight through the red keep, along some battlements and through various rooms up some stairs etc
ends with them high up, the city can be seen burning all around them
after Sandor manages to force Gregor to stumble and fall into the flames below he looks down onto the sea of flame all around him, no longer fearful
he is finally at peacesomeone post the picture
>>69397228
that was dawn you nitwit
there was even a star on the pommel
>>69397351
But Dawn is supposed to be made from meteorites and have a dull glow to it, but those swords looked awfully plain
>>69397313
The sword of the morning: rekt by a manlet frog hunter. Lmao.
https://www.reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/comments/4iwsej/everything_the_ultimate_umber_conspiracy/
>STILL in denial
>>69397313
>That shit CGI
Don't start with the sword autism again
>>69396826
>It's alright, Sansa, he says
>Do not tremble
>Technically we're not really siblings
>>69397396
>he thinks rickon isn't a glamour
AHAHAAHHAHAHAH!
>>69397166
nigga please
a shirtless ramsay and two good hounds could take your arthur dane and his fuckbudy any day
>>69397381
Yeah welcome to what we've been complaining about for 20 good threads.
It's over, just deal with it, it will never come up again. They probably thought that CGI glow on Dawn would look bad, and that making a prop that resembled book dawn would either be too difficult, too impractical, or would take normies out of the action because of realism or something.
>>69397370
>>69397289
That lyanna cannot be the mother cuz she was long dead ,toj event was 1/2 month after the end of the war daenerys born 6/7 months after that now u understand retard?
>>69397396
Thank you for continuing to confirm the idea that "Muh umber ruse"men are redditors.
Fuck, you linked /r/gameofthrones no less. At least /r/asoiaf is good offseason.
>>69397381
In the show Dawn looks like a valyrian blade
>>69397453
Dawn is damascus steel
>>69397452
t. reddit expert
>>69397146
She's a jew
>>69397427
Is it just me or are all the best fighters southron? Your psychotic manlet boy scout would be absolutely demolished by our golden boy here with both hands and any old hunk of metal. Robb even admits in S1 that he could never take Jaime in single combat no matter the circumstances. Where is your King in the North now?
>>69397313
>Greatest swordman who ever lived
>Cant protect his own back
If you don't want anybody to stab you in the back, Don't go into an all out fight, fight in tourneys instead
>>69397084
in the books he will actually believe he is azor ahai because of his victory in the north. he will stab his wife thru her heart then make a charge at the others and get BTFO, it's a pretty obvious ending for stannis
>>69397452
t. redditor in disguise
>>69397510
She's my ticket to the new world order then
>>69397521
southern pansies train for tourneys and duels, northmen train for wildlings and bears
>>69397521
Controlling Robert Strong's body.
is this the first season where Dickon Tarly, Rickon Stark, and Essos have all featured together?
>>69397521
Thats just because southerngayboys like to compete in tournaments
>>69396883
>>69397082
Whinging faggots can't even tell apart the characters they're whinging about getting cut, lol.
>>69397510
and?
Can we talk about how fucked up Jaime's hair became? He was such a qt in the first few seasons and now he looks like a beggar.
>>69397579
Maesters don't share secrets with goyim
>>69396668
>Remorseful, downtrodden, pathetic.
getting your wanking hand cut off will do that to ya desu!
>>69396834
>Best girl didn't deserve to die
Please anon
>>69397098
MEERA'S EYES ARE GREEN!
NOT STARK GRAY
NOT TARG PURPLE
GREEN I SAY GREEN!
>>69397370
Cersei chooses Gregor to fight for her in a Trial by Combat.
High Sparrow chooses the Hound.
Hound wins, Cersei is to be put to death, and without the Mountain, no one can stop them.
>>69396712
> not an iron cock
>>69397652
wtf m8 how did she grow like 8 feet
Melly's transformation choker is a vital plot point for this season, guaranteed
SOMEONE somewhere in the series right now is not who they appear to be
Insider news
>>69397660
boring, my version is better and you know it
>>69397652
Damn Shireen got stacked
>>69397652
Sad, even my skinnyfat ass can do the core leglift exercise
>>69397699
okay, so who would it be?
>>69396618
Why it writes "desu" when I want to write T.B.H. Also it writes senpai when i want to write F.A.M ? I'm new here
>>69397652
little cumrag
>>69397652
TICC
>>69397744
Jaqen :^)
>>69397699
this, do people think they ended ep1 on a reveal of a glamour which we'd never seen before for the bants?
>>69397597
It's the eternal wiki fags striking again, and you're right, they are fucking cancer, worse than showfags imo
>>69397590
Compete in tourneys, as in, train. Northern fucking shits are too busy dying.
>>69397583
>King in the North reduced to being on the leash of a Southron
Thank you based George
>>69397582
Spergiest comment I've read all day. Reminds me of
>this is the body of a man who fights bears on a mountaintop
cringe tier autistic bullshit. Northerner scum need to get out. What is it with autists and bears?
Reminder that Jaime took on a bear and won btw
>>69397303
So you think he had a thing for Cat?
Surely he has fetish for redheads who like to verbally abuse him
>>69397699
Omg , smalljon is actually greatjon
>>69396735
Hot as hell
>>69397698
she hit puberty
>>69397063
Going to need a source on that given that she was born on Dragonstone at the end of the war
>>69396667
Dany and Jon shippers are sickos
>>69397619
The sexiest jew girl is still sub human shit
>>69397770
Its different to train for tourney and train for war
Althoght jaime is really good at both
>>69397098
stop reminding me tits are still two eps away. Might even /nofap/ and make a day of it.
>>69397787
then who is greatjon
>>69397801
But her precious brittle bones!
>>69397652
wow when did show grow boobs like that
>>69397851
do you honestly believe that jews are subhumans, anon? lower than a normal human?
>>69396667
Dany will fall for based Euron, screencap it.
Dany likes
>Rogue types
>Sailors
>Dangerous men
>Dark sense of humour
>Handsome
>Lean/skinny
>Blue eyes
All of the above are evidenced by Daario.
Euron's going to kill Daario in single combat then woo Daenerys believe it
>>69397864
wait, what?
>>69397313
>best swordsman who ever lived
>hasn't heard of chain mail
>>69397632
This times a Brazilian. Notice tyrion's hair got better though. More majestic, fitting for a main protagonist.
>>69397582
>southern
>>69397912
it was too heavy and made it hard to do his sword flipping
>>69397867
Raeghar
>>69396667
I wish this series had more onscreen rape
I would forgive the writers so much just show me some women being raped and killed
>>69397745
desu i have no idea senpai.
>>69397911
Kendrick bares all ep6.
>based Aegon took Storm's End when no one else could
>about to BTFO the Tyrell fucking shits and their host on the field next
How can anyone be this based?
>>69397699
THIS
>>69397744
H I G H S P A R R O W
>>69397963
>>69397851
>>>/pol/
Go back to your containment board.
>>69397770
>Reminder that Jaime took on a bear and won btw
by running away?
>>69397987
What is his real identity and reason for keeping it a secret?
>>69397984
Is she gonna fuck Hodor?
>>69397985
Be that dead you mean.
>>69397853
>good at war
>defeated once and captured twice
wot?
>>69397933
i'd rather live
>>69397851
>jews sub human
they're the ones ruling the world from the shadows, how can they be subhuman? are you just jealous of them?
>>69398018
He's gonna lift up his rag and reveal a Dawn sized slash across his chest
HS=HR baby!
>>69397851
>>69397984
Thank you D&D
>>69397963
wow dude you are so cool and edgy
>>69396928
isnt the smalljon dead in the books?
>>69397912
>says the guy whose soldiers all wear nothing but leather and a bit of chain, no helmets, no breastplates or gauntlets when they pretty much are guaranteed to fight bladed weapons
Nice logic there you northern fucking dimwit
>>69397963
Tumblr fags ruined this show already. There is no more rape or violence against women. Aka the best kind of violence. Now every female is a hero
>>69398060
Yes.
>>69398023
He's a big man
>>69398058
>he doesn't hate women
god sometimes I wish I was a normie
>>69397984
This better be fucking true
>>69397913
True but I miss cool sexy Jaimie so much.
>>69397770
dumb showfags not even checking the fucking actor's twitter
not only that but Pycelle fucking mentioned Lord Commander Hightower 5 minutes later. How shit is your attention span you dummy showpleb?
>>69398060
frey fucking shits killed him as he defended his king
>>69398064
i never said the northeners were better
i said that for "le bestest knight ever". that's a fucking daft move. not to mention the dual wielding and the cringy fucking dialogue
>>69397510
>>69397619
>>69397851
>>69398001
She's not a jewess retards. There was a row a while back because she played Anne Frank and wasn't a Jew.
>>69397445
she looks like a forg there
>>69397985
>implying he took Storm's End
Sounds fishy to me
so now that the goblin regained her sight what will be her next mission ?
>i bet on something edgy like killing one member of her family to show that shes truly no one.
>>69398004
I admit I'm only basing it on MGSV, but fucking with a bear and living to tell the tale IS winning. Especially if you don't have a gun.
>>69398116
He had swagger too. He needs his hand back (it would look huge)
>>69397892
you dont?
>>69398107
>>69397985
Who is he and why is so irrelevant
>I've been doing this shit for over a thousand years, Bran. I think I know what I'm talking about
what did he mean by this?
>>69398198
Someone will vaguely impose rules on her and she will murder them because all patriarchy is evil
>>69398045
THIS
>>69398058
i'm not him but rape makes my penis erect and there's nothing i can do about it
it's not a moral issue, it has nothing to do with my opinion of women (they can be cool or gigantic cunts just like anybody else), it's just the way things are, and i've learned not to beat myself up over it
i have an advantage over pedophiles in that porn of it is legal at least
I just love my Jon Snow and that's it.
>>69397892
He believes that saying he does will get him (You)s. He appears to be correct.
>>69398198
If they make her a faceless man after a season worth of fucking up and one montage this show has truly hit a new low point
>>69398240
The little baby that the Mountain killed
Oberyn's sister's son
Well she switched the baby for another one
And that's the son of the son of the Mad King
So that's the boy who would be King if not for Robert Baratheon 20 years ago
>>69397985
That irrelevant character is not in the show so u should go post that in /book/ if that actually exists
>HURR DURR WE GOTTA BAND TOGEDURR AGAINST DA WHITE WALKERS
I wish this show didn't have fucking zombies in it. I'm so tired of the zombie trope.
I just wanted wars and politics in a medieval settings.
>>69398214
true enough.
unless your based tormund and rape the bear. make it your bitch
>>69398240
He'ssome random kid who's being glamoured to look like a Targ and has been raised to believe that he ISa Targ from the books.
>>69398280
>>69398329
Yeah I agree with this it actually detracts from the series IMO
>>69396928
Reminder that Dickjoke & Douchebag most likely have forgotten this.
Or didn't know it to begin with.
>>69398329
well hopefully there's more than 'hurrr zombies' to the white walkers, as explained by preston jacobs
>>69397881
After she left the show apparently
>>69398288
i don't know. Maybe those 3 episodes of beating her while she was blinded were the ultimate test.
>>69398263
Then watch rape porn. Rape fantasies are nothing new.
Too much torture/rape in show makes it needlessly edgy and boring instead of progressing the stories. Episode after episode of theons torture got so boring that I had to skip most of it.
>>69398329
Then stop watching it faggot
>The series makes a big deal about how when characters do stupid things, there are consequences for it
>Cat, Robb, Joffrey, Cersei and Oberyn fuck up with stupid mistakes and pay horrible prices for them
>Ramsay acts like a fucking retard all the time and somehow things fall in his lap because of these retarded moves. Nothing he does seems to end up being bad for him.
huh?
>>69398273
congrats on having patrician taste
here, have a free Jon
>>69398347
He doesn't need to be glamoured. Just grab any kid from Lys or Volantis.
>>69398337
WE ALL KNERR YOO NEVA FOOKED A BEHH
>>69398365
>tfw she's a slag now
>be queen of burgers
>this skinny mother fucker slaps your dragon's ass
>wat do
>>69398396
will I be ever cool enough so everyone would look at me as I leave?
>>69396637
R + R = D
>>69398401
Yeah but the whole deal was that they needed to fool JonCon too, wasn't it? I mean, I don't think JonCon is in on it, which is the sick part. Septa Lemore is no septa, she's a red priestess disguised as a septa. Or so my theory goes.
>>69398329
>wars and politics in a medieval settings.
What are some _good_ shows like this? Not necessarily medieval, just historic. I watched Rome already.
>>69398229
Pshh, look how fat and bulky he is. I'd destroy him in any fight with my superior speed and skill.
All Hail King Tommen I of House Baratheon.
King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men. Lord of the Seven Kingdoms
>>69398365
what a stupid whore
i fucking hate millennials so much
>>69398473
freud strikes again
>>69398229
G + S = CB ??
>>69396928
even if there is a conspiracy, it'll probably just be discovered and crushed unspectacularly because Ramsay is an invincible faggot and the show needs its big cliche battle
>>69398067
>>69397963
This family. At least Ramsay has Osha and might have 12yo Mormont girl later.
>>69398396
thanks. you too. have a great evening.
Jon is love, Jon is life
>>69398484
Vikings? Tudors? (ok not medieval but still historic)
>>69398443
get raped by him and his buddies for a few hours and then summon people to kill him for me
>>69398484
Tudors
The Borgias
Wolf Hall
>>69398484
The Last Kingdom.
>>69398307
Oh.. I understand why he got cut from the show... What a cliche
>>69398377
There's story everywhere, but what attracts us to GOT? It's adult fantasy, there was a niche in the market for adult fantasy and GOT filled that hole. Now if you take away the adult themes like rape and violence then this is just fantasy. We might as well be watching star wars.
>>69397660
>implying it isn't a double KO
>with no survivors
>implying the Mountain isn't put back together by Qyburn after the Hound decapitates him
>>69398516
just don't get cocky
>>69398550
Forgot to add "don't say vikings"
I watched all of it but wouldn't call it good. Just fun.
>>69398550
>>69398558
>>69398484
Tudors is fine if you don't care for historical accuracy at all.
>>69398558
>Wolf Hall
haven't seen the show yet, but the books are fucking awesome
>>69397801
>>69398365
wow she passed from pure innocent little girl to your average english slut in 6 month.
Way to go UK !
I'm still mad Vic got cut from the show
>>69398517
he's as much of a king as i am an emperor of china
>>69398558
Which one is better, borgia or borgias?
>>69398273
I love my baby Jon too <3
>>69398620
the fate of all actresses
>I have no plans to add additional Dornish POV.
>Yes, Areo Hotah will continue as a POV.
-GRRM
I think he's mad at D&D.
>>69398621
>muh cucked brute avatar
Keep being mad, fag
Does Jaime feel guilt or regret for freeing Tyrion causing his father's death? Does he even know it was Tyrion who killed him?
>>69398613
Rylance blows the role out of the water and the pacing is a dream. Then again being britfag I got BBC
>>69398702
Yes. Yes.
>>69398702
at least watch the show nigga
>>69398621
Show only has 10 episode they have to cut the irrelevant trash ,only 1 and half season left
>>69398607
did he died
>>69398738
2 and a half
>>69396668
>Left
Confident, handsome, dangerous
>Right
JUST
>based Aegon takes Storm's End by telling the Garrison inside that the Golden Company is the sellsword reinforcements Stannis hired
>Gates opened and they take the castle easily
>Tyrell fucking shits get ready to siege the castle and bring siege equipment and supplies for weeks with them
>Aegon takes advantage and destroys them on the field because their army isn't fit for the field
>Takes the supplies for himself or sells them to buy more sellswords
How can one Targaryen be so based?
>>69398662
>TWoW will never be finished because GRRM is too busy rewriting/adding to the few chapters he has just do spite D&D
>he could have moved on and finished his most lasting work, but will instead die salty, nowhere near the finish line
>>69398737
frankly I don't remember, it's been like 2 years
>>69398725
what does he say?
>>69396668
They stopped trying with the armor all round. Also on the right he is even more attached to Cersei which should be the opposite.
>>69398682
>>muh cucked brute avatar
Vicy G being a cuck is the best part of his character. No matter how strong or good at fighting he is, he is still a cuck with small dick and can't compete with Euron.
>>69398756
1 ,d&d said 7 seasons ,they didn't confirmed the 8 seasos yet
>>69398774
by being raised to be the perfect king his whole lifenot a Targaryen though faggot
