GRRM hate edition
>>69391245
old thread
>it's a CIA changes accents episode
Bravo D&D
for benjen
>>69393662
First for Central Intelligence Agency
hodor
Preston
I hope the mods ban your fucking awful threads.
>>69393662
The funny things is that even though ADWD did come out nothing has changed and this pic is still valid.
>>69393662
nth for thorne did nothing wrong
>>69393747
i hope they ban YOU, faggot
>>69393747
And Harrenhal...I shuppose...that's off the table as well?!
>>69393727
build wall
George R. R. Martin, aka, GURM the WORM deserves to die and burn in hell.
>>69393715
>not rusing your enemies by putting on different accents
>>69393772
t. Reddit
>>69393715
AND HARRENHARRGHBLARGH?
OI SHUPPOZE DATS OFFSH DA TOIBLE AZ WULL?
nth for DAQUEENINDANORF
>>69393662
give me all your best jons
>>69393715
It's so fucking bad, I swear every season he has a new one
>>69393796
wow careful with dat edge sonny boy
>>69393806
conan is a giant
>>69393809
is that old edd?
Spoilers for the rest of the season.Sansa and Jon start rallying houses to support them in removing the Bolton-rule. Brienne and Pod is sent to the Riverlands to try and get the help from the Tullys. Jon, Sansa and Davos travel to Northern houses. Sansa meets Littlefinger again, and he apologises for giving her to Ramsay, claiming he didn't know. Sansa wants nothing more to do with him. The Starks only get the support from the Hornwoods, another show-only house and they go to Bear Island and meet w. Lyanna Mormont. She support them, but have very few men to spare as well. During this journey, Davos comes across Stannis' old camp near Longlake, where Shireen was sacrificed. He finds the wooden stag-figure he made for her / remnants of it or something. He gets very pissed and confronts Melisandre about it. She admits doing it. Not sure what happens next. No mention of Stannis as far as I'm concerned.
Osha will be killed by Ramsay. Uncertain if she will be on the crosses, and no word on who it may actually be. Rickon will die during the battle. Yes...it was Shaggydog. Ramsay shoots Rickon w. an arrow, when letting him loose, to let him try and run to Jon and Sansa. Most wildlings die during the battle, after being surrounded by the Bolton shield-wall, slowly killing them off. A wall of dead bodies after cavalry and infantry has clashed, is building up. Those inside the shield-wall (Northern bannermen and wildlings), desperatly tries to climb out, and is cut down by Smalljon Umber and his men. Tormund and the others is able to resist the shield-wall in some way. I think Wun Wun manages to make an opening. Davos shouts for all the Northern bannermen etc. to follow Jon into battle. "Follow your commander!" Tormund is able to get out of the shield-wall, and him and Smalljon battles one on one. "Who own the North?????" Smalljon screams and they fight.
>>69393850
yep
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YYMThpIkp6g
From this to fart and no cock jokes lmao in 3 years. How can DandD be sucjlh hacks.
>>69393809
rekon edd is probably pretty sound in real life
>>69393862
Part 2Tormund kills Smalljon Umber. Harald Karstark is killed by Jon. Harald charges against Jon, as he wants revenge/Stark-blood for what happened to his father (Lord Rickard). Harald is slain by Jon. Warhorns or something makes everyone stop, when thousands of Vale-knights charges and scatter the Bolton/Karstark/Umber-force. The weather is blizzard-like/snowy by this stage of the battle. Ramsay is forced to retreat inside Winterfell. The Umbers and Karstark-men are slain or desserts/flee the battlefield. Wun Wun crushes down the gate to Winterfell. The remaining men are trying to kill Wun Wun, but he doesn't die from what I understand. Ramsay and Jon battles one on one. Jon is pissed and after Ramsay is subdued, Jon beats the shit out of him. Almost beats him to death for killing Rickon. Littlefinger and Sansa appears in the courtyard as well. Ramsay is arrested or something. I think it's Sansa who doesn't want him killed, she wants him to stand trial for the treason against her family or something.
In the Riverlands, Brienne and Pod arrives in Jamie's camp. Bronn surprises Pod, with "strangling" him. His way of saying hello. Brienne and Jamie has a discussion in Jamie's tent. He doesn't like that she is siding w. the Tullys. She explains the stuff in the North, but we see more of asshole-Jamie from s.1-2 and he doesn't believe in the Others, and he is sent to deal w. the Tullys, not the Boltons. Not his problem etc. Brienne goes inside Riverrun to meet w. the Blackfish. Jamie forces Edmure Tully to surrender Riverrun, as he is the lord, not the Blackfish. Blackfish shoots arrows after the Lannisters. A battle ensues inside Riverrun, and Brienne is barely able to escape. The Blackfish is presumably killed off-screen / uncertain in the ensuing battle. Not sure what happens to Brienne.
>>69393715
Did noone ever told him to get his fucking act together? Its awful.
>>69393809
One day I want to love something the way that man loves skinny jeans
DAILY REMINDER:
we're all gonna make it, bros
>>69393887
Writing for the braindead audience that jumped on the show after Season 3 because of the Red Wedding.
So why did Arya removed him from her list and didn't hated him?
>>69393862
Thanks for copying from Reddit fag
>>69393899
Part 3The Brotherhood Without Banners is no more apparently. The remnants, led by Thoros of Myr are basicly "theifs of the highway" in the Riverlands or something. Ian McShane's former knight-turned priest character (along w. several other people) is ambushed by the "Brotherhood"-remnants. One of the men accompanying Ian's character is The Hound. Not sure if Ian McShane's character is killed, but several others in their company are killed by the Brotherhood, and the Hound is forced to fight them. He battles Thoros of Myr 1 on 1, and apparently wins.
Arya is sent by the Faceless Men to kill an actress. She refuses to do this for some reason and Jaquen orders the Waif to go after her. Arya kills her and flees Braavos it seems.
Euron is declared king at the Kingsmoot. He wants Dany as queen. Theon and Asha meet up, and they form an alliance, and wants to go against Euron from what I understand. They steal a ship or more (uncertain), and heads for Volantis. They will side w. Daenerys. Euron does little this season. No plunder along the coasts and Oldtown (I think). At least not on-screen.
>>69393862
why do people feel the need to post spoilers?
is this what it takes for you to not only achieve but maintain an erection? what a bizarre, fascinating thing
>>69393939
Part 4Bran has a vision about the Children of the Forest "doing something", whe he awakes, he confronts Leaf or some other Child of the Forest about it, and they explain that they basicly created the Others to "protect something", but the Others have turned against them or something. Bran also has a vision of the Night's King and his leutenants (from trailer), and Night's King senses this (grabbing Bran's arm) and finds out the location of the cave. The wights attack. Not sure what happens to the Children or the Three Eyed Raven, but a battle occurs, and Bran, Summer, and Meera is barely able to flee. Hodor sacrifices himself to hold the "door", so they can escape it seems. Wights are after them during their journey down to The Wall. When they are pursued, they are saved by Benjen Stark apparently and taken to The Wall, before he departs again. Bran has a vision when he gets to the Wall, where he sees the last of the Tower of Joy-scene. We see Ned and Lyanna and we see a baby crying. Lyanna whispers something to Ned, that we don't hear.
There will be no Clegane-bowl this season. Cersei is apparently refused trial by combat, but she sets The Mountain loose on some Sparrows, which he kills. He also smashes Septa Unella. Not sure what happens to Loras or Margery, but Tommen kills himself. He apparently jumps out of a window in the Red Keep. Quyburn kills Pycelle at least (sends his "Birds").
>>69393916
that's funny, i remember the normie response at the beginning of the show was "too much nudity/sex even for HBO"
WHERE ARE YOU BENJEN? BENJEN WHAT DID THAT FAT PIECE OF FRIED SHIT DO TO YOU? IT'S BEEN TOO
LONG AND I'VE WAITED FOR THIS MYSTERY TO BE SOLVED FOR TEN FUCKING YEARS.
HE ISN'T DEAD, THERE WAS NO BODY. FUCKING TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM REEEEEEEEEEE
>>69393806
>the only one taller than sophie is 6'4 conan
why is that gigantic fucking cunt wearing high heels
what a bitch
>>69393926
he is her tsundere husbando
hope i used that term right
>>69393806
Brienne looking sharp in that suit and tie
>>69393899
>Treason against her family
Honestly what the fuck? For burning Winterfell?
What's the stupidest theory you've ever heard?
For me it's gotta be HS=HR
>They had no trouble buying horses, though the cost was five times what it would have been last year. “They’re old, but sound,” claimed the hostler. “you’ll not find better this side of Storm’s End. The griffin’s men seize every horse and mule they come upon. Oxen too. Some will make a mark upon a paper if you ask for payment, but there’s others who would just as soon cut your belly open and pay you with a handful of your own guts. If you come on any such, mind your tongues and give the horses up.”
Daily reminder Griff and his band of sellswords are terrorising the stormlands and raping all their maidens
>>69394036
euron = daario
>>69394004
Well i thought she would say that he reminded her of her father, but maybe she does like older men sexually.
>>69394034
ITS NOT THE JEDI WAY HE MUST STAND TRIAL
so why exactly did Robert keep Varys as master of whispers on the small council again?
Pycelle proved himself as a Lannister lapdog and an ally to his wife's family by convincing Aerys to open the gates to Tywin, so it's understandable why Pycelle was kept.
Varys meanwhile, was trying his best to have Aerys keep the gates closed.
not only that, but Varys is a foreign Lyseni eunuch, a random exotic weirdo Aerys brought in, the same kind of thing he did by making an Alchemist Hand of the King. Why would Bobby B keep Varys on?
>>69393747
Yes, less /got/! More DC vs. Marvel shitposting!
>>69393862
>>69393899
>>69393939
>>69393971
Literally could have predicted most of it myself.
>>69393971
>Bran has a vision about the Children of the Forest "doing something"
wut
>>69394062
But Euron = Daario
>>69394036
Roose is a skinchanging vampire
>>69394084
Because he's the best there is at what he does BUB.
>>69393971
'or something' in every paragraph
What a load of shit
>>69394081
>CIA: "Ramsay has control of Winterfell and the North! He's too dangerous to be kept alive!"
>>69393971
Good read anon, some of your predictions might not be true, but still believable.
>>69394088
wrong
>>69394036
Euron=Daario
But after watching some of Pressy's vids on the Ironborn I think it might be unto something.
>>69394156
But it's true.
>>69394136
Whoa Y2J detected
>>69394183
nope, euron has one pitch black eye, daario doesn't
>>69393727
What's the problem? it was bound to rise anyway because Dayne is the most based House. Just wait till they introduce Darkstar.
>>69394150
>I NEED HIM!
>>69393971
>Bran has a vision when he gets to the Wall, where he sees the last of the Tower of Joy-scene. We see Ned and Lyanna and we see a baby crying. Lyanna whispers something to Ned, that we don't hear.
Showrunners need to lose their cock and balls.
>>69394204
>He thinks he can't change eye-color with MAGIC
>>69394204
Daario looks like a clown. Probably just a shitty glamor.
>>69393971
i fucking hope this is bull shit. That jaime river lands stuff sounds like cancer
>>69393908
handsome rich son of literal royalty
>>69394084
Bobby B probably didn't give a fuck desu
The eunuch did his job and from most people perspective he wasn't suspicious
>>69394245
Reminder that Sophie wrote a long letter to Kit because she really thought Kit was leaving the show
Shes beyond retarded
>>69394284
>dany fell in love with this
>>69394286
Even though it's probably all bullshit it does sound disappointingly plausible.
>>69393971
Honestly most of this probably made up but Bran having a vision of the Nights King and Bran being grabbed within the vision is pretty dope.
>>69394286
Thats how you know its true. Cant have got without a fucked up Jamie subplot.
>>69394036
R+l=daenerys ,people who keep saying this is possible is retard and autistic for real martin himself said daenerys born 7/9 months after lyanna's death
>>69393809
Why do you have to post a pic of him smoking?
>>69394324
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA
>>69394353
i don't get what is so hard? they redeem him then make him go full cunt again this season? makes no sense. Some anon noted earlier that D&D haven't addressed the fact that cersei slept with lancel
>>69393862
>>69393899
>>69393939
>>69393971
Christ so nothing interesting is going to happen for another 5 episodes?
Also any news of Flayed Mormont? I just don't understand why a child would leave Bear Island
>>69393662
This show would be better if all the actors were Canadian
I mean british actors are ok, but Canadian ones would be better.
But thank fuck there were no American ones. The sex scenes would be gross with all that flab flying around all over the place.
God, America sucks. I just want Trudeau to annex the US already. Fuck USA.
>>69394324
>wrote a long letter
that means long facebook message? since they`re young and not in 19 century
>>69394036
Time traveling fetus
>>69394404
>he doesn't smoke
>>69393763
that speech he made to join before he died was pretty based
>>69394286
I have reason to suspect it is bullshit 2bh
A lot of the genuine leaks come from either:
a. The Dornishman, who knows of events because he has a friend who translates the show or something and gives him a summary
b. Extras. So we know what's going down in Bastardbowl, and have a rough idea of the lines, because extras playing soldiers are going to hear Kit, Iwan, etc read lines from the script. They're also gonna see stuff with Rickon, which death scenes get directed.
However, a lot of these spoilers are scenes where there would be no extras present. Which makes me think it's just an educated bullshitter using all the info we know about season 6 so far to make fake spoilers.
>>69394324
Lol she is ,ugly giant are normally a little retarded poor girl
>>69394425
Could be, all I know Kit called it a letter in an interview
>>69394422
you got from "I like Canadians" to "Fuck USA" pretty fast
Oh god I just saw it, avoided the threads on purpose
WHAT THE SHIT DABID
THAT WAS THE TOWER OF JOY. REALLY
SOMEONE FIREBOMB THEM
Watching S5, I forgot how fucking bad the COCK MERCHANT part was. And they got Adebisi for that too.
>>69394087
It's obviously fake. They're assuming the season just to get more people on /tv/ to scream about how much they hate D&D.
>>69394416
Its seems they've decided to go full jamie and cersie vs the world. Seem that much like with Ramsey dnd are fascinated with the characters and twincest. They wont let the ride end.
>>69394545
It wasnt that bad you fucking queer
>>69393862
The Hornwoods are in the books.
>>69394297
he claims he didn't have much money growing up
lay off, peasant
>>69394486
how is his physical defence so high if he has no armour?
fuck you assman stop being a butthurt nigger or just keep posting only in this shit general
>>69394590
LUCK enhancements.
>>69394036
Ned Stark=Rolly Duckfield
>>69394575
>wasn't that bad
>that bad
Wow. Just wow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwRix1p9sDY
>>69394297
that's Rose not Kit you fucking berk
>>69394590
99 in luck.
Farmed proofs in no time, survives everything apparently.
>>69394590
Plot armor is strongest armor
>>69394575
Are you fucking kidding me?
For the dual wielding alone they deserve to be put down
>>69394404
all the cool kids smoke, anon
there's always time to turn things around--pick up a pack today
>>69394036
Jon is Azor Ahai
>>69394590
His Agility's through the roof, plus he maxed on luck
>>69393971
Sooo who is the baby in the tower? Jonathan,meeran ,or dannyel ? I have heard so many theories lol
>>69394286
It obviously is... He's obviously just trying to get people to scream about how much D&D suck. There's no possible way he could know.
If Tommen dies, who's king?
>>69394324
>Tfw no one will ever write a sympathetic letter to you.
>>69394590
ask d&d
>>69394631
No, he's literally related to all kinds of royals. His uncle is a baron or some shit. He's the great-great-great (however fucking many) grandson of Charles II of England. A direct descendant of a fucking king.
>>69393971
So Stannis once again is the rightful king?
>>69394517
You went from "enough food on the table to feed 6 grown adults on the table" to "eating it all in lightning speed and stuffing it into your greedy American mouth" pretty fast
>>69394673
Dany??
https://youtu.be/aewtOGH9ab4
Friendly reminder Joffrey had some good ideas and wouldve made a decent king later on
TELL ME ABOUT DAYNE
>Alliser Thorne died with his head held high, and his honour 100% in tact
>Meanwhile Jon kills a kid who's family was killed by Wildlings because he happened to be against Jon letting Wildling fucking shits into Westeros
Once again Alliser is proven to be the better man. RIP Noble Knight of Flails, know that Jon broke his vows in spirit and is dishonourable as shit. Eddard was look away in disgust.
>>69394624
Ok official this is the first dumbest now.
>>69394590
Sexiness provides the highest armor rating
>>69394590
Ever play FF1?
>>69394651
Whats he need luck for? He's not a ranged character.
>>69394723
Killed and eaten.
Why is GRRM so fat?
>>69394722
He is of the night
>>69394789
Stress eating about the Hugo awards?
>>69394631
Rose family isn't rich either,they were aristocrats once but now they has to work lol
>>69394422
The fuck leaf.
BRUTAL
R
U
TAL
A
L
>>69394628
Imagine if Jamie had killed Ned then and there. I wonder what Robert would have done
>>69394810
missing one sword there pal
What sort of council position did Bad Pussy get? Master of Bad Pussy?
>>69394723
>>Alliser Thorne died with his head held high, and his honour 100% in tact
>hanged like a traitor
sorry, no.
Letting the Wildlings in was a pragmatic move, two birds with one stone : it keeps the Others from getting an even bigger army and you could actually utilize them AGAINST the walkers.
That you can't see something this simple is a testament to how much /pol/ retardedness you absorbed.
>>69394631
Kit has said his family have a library now and rose's senpai has a restaurant and hotel in a 'castle' (i wouldn't call that castle tbhh) they aren't rich anymore.
any you fags watch game grumps? The actor that played Barriston Selmy did an intro for them, was pretty cool
>>69394673
Jendry, only bastard
Daily Reminder that the Greatjon is still raiding the Westerlands killing Lannisterfuckingshits
>>69394631
Both of them, genius. Why do you think they got together? Money attracts money
>>69394892
gone fucking mad as hell and btfo lannies
>>69394907
Mistress of Whispering Eyes
>>69394286
It is
He even forgot to include anything abou Dorne and the Riverlands shit with Jaime is clearly weak because he couldnt think of anything obvious to write
I did like the part about Tommen killing himself though.
Does anyone have a link for the alayne sample chapter?
>>69394422
Justin 'Please help yourself to my wife Jamal' Trudeau couldn't annex a sandcastle.
>>69394590
he trains in weighted clothing duh, the less clothes he wears the powerful he becomes.
>>69394763
cuck fetish
>>69394952
>watch game grumps
What's it like being autistic?
>>69394952
>no game grumps without jontron
eh
>>69394723
Jon didn't let the Wildlings in, though.
Alliser did that himself.
>>69394956
For the yong wolf!
Based Aegon going to smash the Lannisters outside of Storm's end with a JonCon PoV. That Arianne chapter was pretty good setup, cannot wait for TWOW!!!!
>>69395000
ALAYNE?
>>69393715
>>69393819
>>69393819
>>69393901
Was he in s6 or are you talking about previous ones?
>>69394810
He works for the Targaryen
nth for best Dany
>>69394969
>I did like the part about Tommen killing himself though.
what a waste
They should have Tommen fighting The Mountain for the faith.
>>69395042
wrong aegon
>>69394956
He's dead, m8.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JylQRAhNl9k
>>69394686
Kit harington's ancestors also created the first toilet ,he gifted it to queen lol ,I bet they still have money
>>69395048
tell me about Harold the Heir! why is he so obviously a rapist?
>>69394956
He was a cunt
>>69395085
he's probably dead, but that scene means shit.
there could be not a single truth in everything he said.
>>69393862
I can deal with this
>>69393899
>A battle ensues inside Riverrun, and Brienne is barely able to escape. The Blackfish is presumably killed off-screen / uncertain in the ensuing battle.
I can get over this
>>69393939
absolutely disgusting, if this is true that will be what upsets me
>>69393971
all of this sounds awful, but I never enjoyed Bran's chapters anyway, they had this really spoopy vibe
>>69395055
I dont think he showed up yet in s6
>>69394673
Jendry or Margery, judging what are the rules of monarchy in Westeros
For example in Britain fuck buddy of rightfull ruller is just tool to make another rightfull ruller, and have no right to be monarch
>>69395065
I'm pretty sure that /got/'s ideal Dany would be the one with no lines who never appears on screen, yes.
GEE ARTHUR, HOW COME YOUR MOM LETS YOU WIELD TWO LONGSWORDS?
>>69395048
Is Sweetrobin going to have a fit and die when he finds out what Ramsay did to Alayne?
>>69395142
BECAUSE NOW IT BEGINS
>>69395001
>>69394889
You people are pathetic
You couldn't be able to even COMPETE with us in terms of healthcare, standard of living, crime rate, and overall happiness
It's no surprise that the only thing you people have on us is how progressive Trudeau is, who, by the way, is an EXCELLENT leader
Face it, we have you beat.
There's a reason why you people will have an idiot like Trump leading you into a bonfire.
I will clap as you scream in agony as the flames consume you.
>>69393862
>>69393899
>>69393939
>>69393971
This is a huge step up from the last season if this is true
Is he going to get the Pear of Anguish in the next episode?
>>69395099
HE WORKS FOR THE MERCENARY... THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN DORNE...
>>69395093
>>69394686
>>69394631
reminder that having money makes it easier to become an actor purely because of the free time it gives you, not because royalty = showbiz connections or any bullshit like that.
>>69395140
Wrong. Season one dany had some good stuff.
Spoilers sound like the show is still shit. What a surprise.
>>69395168
For you
>>69395142
BECAUSE I HAVE TEH DAWN'S
>>69395165
Sweetrobin is a man grown with his own wife and kids by now.
>>69395179
>You couldn't be able to even COMPETE with us in terms of healthcare, standard of living, crime rate, and overall happiness
Too bad that I'm European and live in a country that beats Canada in every one of those categories.
Your PM is a fucking pathetic cuckold who is going to crash your country into the dirt.
>>69395168
NUH
NOWITENZ
>>69395042
No anon. The Lannisters are all tied up in the Riverlands. Mace Tyrell barely gives a shit about Storm's End, he doesn't want to leave King's Landing while the Sparrows hold his daughter hostage. The only one who considered the JC's taking of Storm's End a threat that needed to be dealt with immediately was Kevan, and he's dead.
The army going to face Aegon is a small detachment from Randyll Tarly. And they're not going to fight Aegon, they're going to join him.
>>69395199
>>69395198
And who cares
Have anyone read GRRM's chapter from the new book? Can anyone give me a tl;dr? Much appreciated
>>69395100
Just the way Karstark likes them.
Top level banter.
>>69394673
Show - No one is Westeros left with Targ blood so probably Dany is technically next in line but a Great Council will likely be called to decide.
The characters D&D have chosen to kill off suggests the same thing will happen in TWOW.
>>69395213
Don't watch it then fucking ungrateful bitchh
>>69394486
Make him purple, it makes more sense
>>69395182
Is that an euphemism?
>>69393732
So does it mean he's Coldhands?
>>69395268
it's not really a new chapter, he's read it in a con a few years ago. just boring dorne stuff happening to boring Dorne characters. the only relevant info is Aegon capturing Storm's End
>>69395261
>Crashing the khalasar
>>69395165
Robin is going to slay Ramsay
Screencap this
really gonna need more jons ITT
>>69395268
http://www.georgerrmartin.com/excerpt-from-the-winds-of-winter/
>>69395165
Sweetrobin would need to have "the talk" from Petyr before he'd even understand what Ramsay did and why it was bad.
>>69395349
I know that full plot leak is real because it's incredibly lame. Jaime's character fucked up, BWB doing nothing interesting, Hound just showing up at random and fighting some random guy, ToJ vision stretched all the way to the end of the season and we don't even hear what they say, etc.
Everything's such a disappointment and so uninteresting that it simply has to be real. If it was made up, they would at least add something to catch your eye.
>>69395349
>They even kept the secret from President Obama!
wew i'm gonna buy 3
>>69395240
>European
>beats any country
Yeah, I'm sure it does Achmed
Have fun becoming a dwindling minority in your country as millions of radical Muslims are driven in by your inept leaders
In the meanwhile, we, the CANADIANS, will stay white, and tolerant of the peaceful Muslims we let in.
Unlike you morons, we only let in women and children.
(Oh, and keep sucking American dick, just as you are in your comments. Kek, don't even have national pride and will hop to the defense of the Americans Kek)
>>69395293
>No one is Westeros left with Targ blood so probably Dany is technically next in line
NOPE
>>69395314
Don't know why the internet's so exited about that 2bh
>>69395349
>*They even kept the secret from President Obama!
NOT PRESIDENT OBAMA
>>69395349
Why do normie publications always pretend the books don't exist? There was no "top secret plan to kill Jon Snow," he's been dead for five years and it was GRRM's idea, not D&D's.
>>69395344
With his psychic powers?
RENLY IS NOT RIGHT
>>69395405
because ASOIAF literally became a shitty internet maymay. I wonder how the fans of the series who read it before the show feel about all this shit.
>>69395293
>a Great Council will likely be called to decide.
get a load of this retard.
the only rule is who is the one with the army in King's Landing and no one willing to oppose them.
>>69395198
I'm not saying that was easy for them ,I just think they both are cool kid with an awesome linage ,that probably why they attracted each other and are dating now
Alright /got/, which mainstream theories do you unironically believe in, and which do you deny and hope aren't true?
for me,
Believe:
>Aegon is a Blackfyre
>Hound is the Gravedigger
>Jeyne Westerling is pregnant/Jaime sees a decoy
>Jojen paste
>Frey pie
>Maester conspiracy
>Faceless Men conspiracy
>Stannis or Mance wrote the Pink Letter
>Green Grace is the Harpy
>Lyanna is the Knight of the Laughing Tree
>Bloodraven controlled Mormont's raven
>Jaime is the valonqar
>Sansa is the younger, more beautiful queen
>Quentyn is the sun that rises in the west and sets in the east
Denial:
>R+L=J
>Ramsay castrated Theon
>A+J=T
>Euron is Daario
>Coldhands is Benjen
>Jon Snow is Azor Ahai
>Jon Snow will marry Daenerys
>Dragons under Winterfell
>Bran will warg a dragon
>Tyrion will ride a dragon
>Balon killed by a Faceless Man or Euron
>Southron Ambitions
>Grand Northern Conspiracy
>Bolt-On
>Varys kidnapped Tyrek
>HR=HS
>Meera is Jon's twin
>Dany Jon and Tyrion are the three heads
>>69395344
Preston shouldn't you be drinking bleach because muh Dornish masterplan failed?
>>69395408
>>69395392
>implying you, as POTUS, wouldn't use the best intelligence machine ever known to find out spoilers to your favorite shows and movies
literally what else is the point of the office
>>69395432
Gulburt Gluvver will lead the vungurd
>>69395349
>>69395268
Summary: Dorne characters in the books are complex, multifaceted, and very much alive.
Plot progression: Nothing we didn't already know, honestly. Arianne is going to negotiate with fAegon. They claim they've captured Storm's End (questionable). She doesn't meet anyone important.
>>69395099
Good. Sansa wants nothing more that to get the D from Harry.
i dont get it. why is jon snow parents even important. what if he really is just a bastard
>>69395459
I'd have half the NSA just shitposting on /tv/ incessantly.
>>69395465
Kit pls
>>69395455
Believe:
>Umber Ruse Cruise
>>69395464
Stannis' yoongest broother,
>>69395432
>>69395464
the bloody wall will melt before an Umber marches behind a Glover
>>69395459
To suck Saudi Arabian dick.
>>69395421
no you fucking faggot he will descend on Ramsay from on high riding his griffon. fucking bitch. you don't know shit about the winged knight. cunt.
>>69395495
because he's half stark and half targ which will eventually lead him riding a direwolf which is riding a dragon.
>>69395465
I thought he was a manlet, all this time you faggots have just been meming me
>>69395511
>it's not happening right now.
>>69395349
>top secret two-year old plan to kill Jon Snow
I READ THE FUCKING BOOKS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CLCOvZOh1o
>>69395199
Do you think drogo switched holes?
>>69395408
>>69395349
>>69395392
jesus how did they keep it secret from the one man too busy playing golf to unironically give a shit about a white people fantasy show.
>>69395482
Whats the point of lying about storms end? She'll clearly see its not taken if they were just boasting.
>>69395455
You're not one of the R+L=D people are you?
>>69395397
I know Canacuck, you're too busy cucking for your Chinese Overlords instead.
Too bad that those pesky facts get in the way again, turns out that Canada is 89% white while my country is 93% white.
Got you beat again.
>don't even have national pride
Big words for someone who is ruled by a man who is full-on Swedish levels of "White people are worthless and have no culture"
>>69395572
it's funny because that lead singer is a tranny now
bookfags confirmed for mentally ill degenerates
>>69393735
What is with these terribly lit, tiny as fuck .gifs? Who makes them? Why do you faggots keep reposting them? I don't understand.
>>69395055
>>69395133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDCGoVqKSjc but he has
>>69395457
the b- the books are the books and the show is the show
>>69395517
>tfw an Umber will now march against a Glover
it hurts
>>69394084
Because Jon Arryn is a retard. It was his idea. Also marrying into the Lannisters (even tho Tywin had no leverage. Seriously, what was he gonna do, go groveling to Rhaella and claim he sacked KL for Viserys claim?)
>>69395573
Sure. Most times he was really drunk and a holes a hole.
>>69395589
>white people fantasy show
>white people
>inplying Asians or blacks don't watch it
Why ameritards are so racist? And I don't mean actually hateful, they just cannot not bring up a racial question.
>>69395455
believe:
Aegon is a Blackfyre
Lyanna is the Knight of the Laughing Tree
Jon Snow is Azor Ahai
Jon Snow will marry Daenerys
Tyrion will ride a dragon
Grand Northern Conspiracy
Dany Jon and Tyrion are the three heads
HR=HS
>>69395268
Arianne is sealed her and Dorne's fate me thinks, they are screwed. FAegon is about to crush Tarly's(?) army outside of Storm's End hopefully we will get JonCon as a PoV for it.
![Ygritte-Rose_Leslie[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IsQKBn4.jpg "Ygritte-Rose_Leslie[1].jpg")
>>69395465
I need more pic like this
best waifu for attention
>>69395613
Fucking hell, and just when I was getting over the Narcissa Wright thing
So did this episode just casually reveal Ser Gregor's been frankenstein'd? Was the mentioned ever before, I mean we all knew but was it ever said?
>>69395655
What a shit tier list anon
What's the comfiest place in Westeros and why's it Vale?
>>69395600
Hahah
AHAHAHAHA
You are truly cucked, Hans, if you think that your statistic is going to stay that way forever
As our women are getting raped, my people live in prosperity and have great healthcare
Based on how retarded your posts are, I'd say you are the descendent of a retard that didn't move to Canada
AHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAAA
>>69395654
because they are insecure about themselves and about being a mishmash of a hundred different races and cultures. Clinging to an imagined "white" ideal lets them have something to hold onto.
>>69395636
everything after season 1 hurts
a bloody disgrace, even their gods are wrong
>>69395455
pretty much agree with you, although I also believe N + A = J, R + L = D and Ramsay did castrate Theon but George didn't want to tell us in a hamfisted way by having Ramsay go "dude where's your cock lmao" or some stupid shit
>>69395261
first one to talk gets to stay in my khalasar
