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>>69386330
Detective Luwin edition
>de gay
Preston
Why is it never Melisandre's tits edition
What is your house and what are your words?
nth for Maisie
>>69388823
Luwin was 2good4us
I miss him
>nth for House Reed
first for perfection personified
Why did Davos want Jon back?
>Promise me, Nedd!
>Jon's a villain
>Dany's a villain
>Tyrion's a villain
>Arya's a villain
>Bran's a villain
>Stannis is a villain
>The Others are a villain
>Melisandre is a villain
>Littlefinger is a villain
>Varys is a villain
>Robb is a villain
>Tywin is a villain
>The Boltons are villains
>The Maesters are villains
so who are the good guys?
Wildlings a shit
Also Westeros is an alien planet and the humans were introduced to it in Essos but then something happened and they all forgot who they were and a couple of hundreds of thousands years later here we are
>>69388948
Thats Kit and Emilia?
Did they smash?
>>69388963
HE WAS HIS FRIEND
>>69388964
0/10
>>69388927
She's pretty here but ugly everywhere. Is it just the way she dresses most of the time?
![5-things-you-might-have-missed-on-the-game-of-thrones-season-6-premiere-949434[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zFc0ZqS.jpg "5-things-you-might-have-missed-on-the-game-of-thrones-season-6-premiere-949434[1].jpg")
>>69388913
Because they're old and saggy
>>69388968
Ned Stark
LMFAO
>A black stone of unknown origin has been used in the construction of several structures throughout the Known World. It is often described as oily or greasy, in contrast to similar but drier constructions of Valyrian dragonfire origin.
GODDAM IT.
>The Five Forts along the northeastern edge of Yi Ti are made of great slabs of single-fused black stone, similar to that of Valyrian construction.
>The Bloodstone Emperor rejected the traditional gods of Yi Ti and instead encouraged the worship of a black stone said to have fallen from the sky. This emperor is said to have founded the Church of Starry Wisdom and possibly caused the start of the Long Night.
Yup, fucking SPACE ODYSSEY MONOLITHS confirmed.
ep 4 pics incoming
>>69388968
Jaime
We are of the King's guard we do not flee
>>69388991
reddit pls go
>>69388978
That's scientology retard
>>69388963
Davos isn't a character with motivations, he just says whatever the audience is thinking and does whatever the writers need to happen
>>69388998
>SPACE ODYSSEY MONOLITHS
HYPE
Y
P
E
I looke for you on the flight plan
>>69388968
D&D
They should cast Sasha Grey as Lyanna.
>>69389008
>>69388998
C A R C O S A
>>69388982
They talked about politics twice.
>>69388982
How did Davos come up with the idea of resurrection to begin with?
It would be better if we had a scene of Mel realising Jon is Azor Ahai and then she tries to do the thing
>>69388968
Sansa
Rightful king coming through.
Who /aegon/ here?
>>69389049
>>69389049
>le whacky buddy adventures
>>69389067
HE WAS POLITE TO HIM
>>69388978
preston pls
>>69388823
>Fuck off with these threads.
>Why don't we ever have a general with a Canadian tv show?
>Those shows are not only superior, but they also show how diverse and much better Canada is to the totalitarian warmongering ruinous state of America (TWRSA) in almost every way.
>Also, the women here are much much cuter and less fat.
>Fuck America, and fuck Trump. All Americans deserve to burn.
What did he mean by this?
>>69388998
It's just grrm adding a little mistery to the lore, we will probably never know more
>>69388979
yep, from like 2010--look at how small she was
no idea
So is Howland Reed=High Sparrow pretty much kill?
Damn, I liked that one.
>>69388985
She has a strange facial structure (hence the Quasimodo meme). It's one of those faces that can look pretty good or outright dreadful depending on a lot of things, such as angle.
Fascinating, really.
>>69389094
>>69388968
brienne
lmao sand sneks xd
>>69389127
>>69389094
>More based Kevan and Olenna
nice
>>69389127
she looks really good here
>>69389041
>"Where's my sister?"
What did he mean by this?
>>69389063
K'Dath
>>69389071
Of course. But motivations are irrelevant at this point. Characters act as the plot demands.
>>69388985
>She's pretty here
you have very low standards
>>69389120
>wants to become one of the faceless men
>already has a face that can change forms
Perfect casting!!
>>69389162
>>69389176
anabolic lighting
>>69389127
>It's a dany sits around doing nothing important while the men do everything for her.
What was GRRM thinking when he made this character. Let alone making this cunt a POV.
>>69388991
See, this is the casual viewer that D&D are considering when making the show. Normal people think things like dual wielding are badass and farts and cock jokes are the funniest shit.
When are best characters making a comeback?
>>69389127
Fatty looks really cute
There
>>69389169
Watch, they'll get practically no screen or speaking time for the rest of the season until pycelle and Kevan are murdered by the sand snakes.
>>69389162
WTF are they doing with Theon this season?
I'm scared
>>69386974
I can tell you that, I actually achieved that in less than 9 months starting as a 240lb hambeast.
I slimmed down to 150lb by running and did some rowing and used assisted weight machines.
I started out slowly by really doing nothing more than 3km running in and 1km rowing and a quarter hour of circle training, then slowly upped the distance and speed moved over to the following machines:
Running: 2x 3km in ~15min each
Rowing machine: ~3km in ~10min
Seated High Row 3x12 repeats (currently at 85kg)
Lat Pull Down 3x12 repeats (95kg)
Seated Shoulder Press 3x12 rep (55kg)
Leg adductor and abductor 3x12 rep each (85kg)
Abdominal Crunch, 12x3 rep at 95kg, then 3x85 rep lying down without weights.
This is all I do, but I do it 3 times a week and have been doing so since 2013. You can do it too, just start slowly and work your way there.
>>69389193
>Jon and Dany are red herrings
>yfw based Aegon is the dark horse and rightful king of Westeros
This story doesn't have a happy ending. The dragon is back and your Gary Stu Jon will bend the knee.
>>69389162
>ned was my real father and winterfell was my real home
>but lol I'mma go to the iron islands where there is nothing left for me
Is this another case of "not what the characters would do, but what we need to happen because EVENTS"
>>69389187
pretty as in 6.5/10 and 3/10 99% of the time
>>69389182
It's sad because true
>>69389220
He's the dusky woman now.
>There's one episode this season, which is Jon's story, that's the most epic episode we've done.
What does he mean?
>>69389229
last one
>>69389210
the one on the left is the coolest :D
when was the last time sansa bled by the way?
>>69388927
most beautiful girl in the seven continents
>>69389197
She's literally Sauron
>>69389221
>assisted weight machines
Don't fall for this plebm,e
>>69389193
>le alcoholic sophisticated dwarf
I wonder how many autistic tees can they sell to reddit manchildren with this seasons gems printed on them, such as "Punch me in the face" and "Until you do"
>>69389188
kek
>>69389229
COCK
>>69389220
He succeeds Balon, Euron gets mad and goes off to find dragons to get back at him
>>69389221
we /fit/ now
>>69389241
just where else would that nigga go?
>>69388898
that's a meme I haven't seen in a while
>>69389197
She'll walk through fire at some point and everyone will respect her or something stupid. Or dragons show up.
>>69389113
Didnt he said he had a crush on her?
Maybe she was with Seth at the time and smashed on the side or some shit
>>69389241
there is no ned and winterfell is ramsay's
i guess in your dank meme mind he should just go back to ramsay and let him flay him for helping sansa escape
>>69389221
>>69389277
Machines aren't /fit/, machines are for the elderly
>>69389008
So, it seems like CIA is actually going to convince Sweetrobin to march the Vale troops to Winterfell and wage war against the Boltons. How come this was so predictable even before the preview or any Vale scene?
>>69389127
She looks so fucking weird in this pic.
>>69389071
>Still I see him at winterfell
>A blind girl with dead eyes
>>69389254
who said it?
>>69389193
[dick joke]
>>69389253
If he is the dusky woman
And Yara is Victarion
Then are they gonna fug?
>>69389181
r-r-ust?
Isn't K'Dath supposed to be the first city ever on Planetos?
>>69389312
Kit
Im skimming his interview on EW
>>69389210
waifu
>>69389331
i hope
>>69389229
>>69389193
>>69389162
>>69389127
>>69389094
>>69389049
>everyone's in the same spot as the previous 3 episodes and doing nothing whatsoever
Looks like the plot is progressing. Can't wait.
>>69389081
Beneath The Gold, The Beta Steel.
>>69389331
Its a long journey to meereen and victarion is open to new things.
>>69389127
she looks a lot better here
maybe it was just that dress she's had so far this season that was making her look so tubby
>>69389363
At least Brienne arrived in Castle Black...
>>69389363
BUT A GIRL CAN SEE AGAIN
SOMETHING DID HAPPEN
>>69389294
'Ramsay is going to bring an army to Castle Black to get you' came across as he's going to attempt to kill Ramsay.
>>69389388
her arms still look chub
>>69389363
Greyjoy shit gonna get fun nigga
*clears throat
Ahem!
*strokes fingers through silky hair*
Excuse me...
*Fails to kill a child*
Did you know...
*Fuck off into the sunset*
That I am...
*Gets his castle seized*
Of the night?
>>69388968
How are these people all villains?
>>69389303
Yeah /fit/ has always been natural.
>>69389388
its dark lighting and her pupils are dilated because of it
pupils dilate during heightened sexual arousal, you are seeing her as being read, that is all
>>69388991
He's correct.
also
>posting reddit screens to prove how much you hate reddit
nice try kid
>>69389229
>just chillin wit my boy V-man
>>69389450
s-sauce?
>>69389450
Kek
>>69389363
What the fuck even is the plot at this point?
All of the king's landing plot can't go anywhere really until the trial by combat.
All of the essos plot can't really go anywhere until Dany inevitably gets her free army.
Dorne is fucked.
The Iron islands maybe if Yara ever sets out for Essos.
The only area that seems to actually have any meaningful plot progression is the North now that Jon and Sansa are on the move.
>ayo Aero you still know how to use that axe cuz?
>don't worry I got you pham
what were they going with this?
>>69388991
Agree with him
Still reading the EW article, apparently Kit's safeword to stop sword fighting is Banana and he gets a new costume and made a joke about buying new dolls because of it. Because we all need that 7th Jon Snow doll
Is he going to die ?
>>69389193
>>69389229
>>69389162
>>69389127
>>69389094
>>69389049
>>69389008
>no pics of jon
>not in the preview either
WHAT DOES IT MEAN???
>>69389506
They changed their plans between the seasons after the feedback and wanted to just CTRL+A, DEL dorne.
>>69389529
he's dead
Ser Gerold rose. “I believe I’ll have a piss.”
“Watch where you set your feet,” Drey cautioned. “It has been a while since Prince Oberyn milked the local vipers.”
“I was weaned on venom, Dalt. Any viper takes a bite of me will rue it.”
>>69389358
>that pic
more
>>69389506
>DABID
>HEY DABID
>WHAT ABOUT DORNE DABID
>JUST
>SAY NO MORE DABID
>>69389541
>he hanged himself right after walking away at the end
>>69389514
will be my 11th
pls no bully
>>69389303
Nice meme
>>69389526
episode 9, shot by bolton archers
>>69389526
Yes the leaks do not lie.
>>69389229
I had a dream last night that Varys revealed that he did have a cock, and he grew his hair out to further reveal that he was Varys Targaryen.
Everyone just assumed he was a eunuch, because he told them he was. But he was the rightful heir of the throne and was able to control all three of the dragons.
Then he grew boobs and the whole dream went to a strange place.
>>69389564
>buying the same thing 11 times
You deserved to get bullied
>>69389514
>reading EW
Not sure if this is bait, but if not you should stop doing that
>>69389526
FFS he turned ugly through puberty too.
At least Tommen is still pure. He boipussy must taste so good.
>>69389560
>my watch is ended
POTTERY
>>69389526
i dont know but he is going lose fingers or something maybe toes
>>69389526
gets shot by archer but hopefully lives.
I just don't want him to get tortured by ramsay in the mean time.
>>69389611
>FFS he turned ugly through puberty too.
No, he's kinda cute.
>>69389526
rickon is such an extraneous stark that ramsey would do us a favor
>>69389604
Its at my desk at work, I am just skimming through it. Its a slow day
>>69389591
>tfw no interesting dreams ever
Why even sleep?
>>69389539
Pretty much this
There is no way their original plan was for the sneks to kill House Martell
>>69389266
It's literally what I do, and it worked on me.
My hairline went full JUST while my body went TSUJ. But that was always going to happen. runs in the family.
>>69389645
>Tommen
No, google him irl
Would still fugg though
>>69389591
>today anon was a sword swallower through and through
Sounds creepy
>>69389681
>Those veins
autism
>>69389681
What happened to the veins in your arms, did you inject actual Venom into it to better cosplay as Bane?
how do we make this character appeal to more people?
>>69389744
>(you)
>>69389611
He looks way better, incomparably better than Bran for one
>>69389740
They're not always there. That's just immediately after a session.
>>69389761
more dick jokes
>>69389761
Dick jokes and plot armor.
>>69389761
poop jokes
>>69389761
D&D: More meme's and dick jokes
>>69389761
DABID
DABID
THE PEOPLE WANT MORE JOKES FROM THE FUNNY LITTLE MAN DABID
MORE JOKES
DABID
>>69389681
pls start doing compounds
congrats on the low bf though
>>69389717
Tommen is getting uglier. Rickon looks better than he did when he was a child
>>69388991
He's right though
>>69389236
If he is real he is the true king. If he is a Blackfyre he is still the true king as they were right all along. Too bad there are no happy endings and he will be killed. Probably roasted alive by Dany in front of JonCon
>>69389761
Drink and know things
>>69389041
https://a.pomf.cat/oantgd.webm
>Doesn't even show boobs anymore
Why shouldn't RR just off this character?
>>69389849
Not before he wins great victories and probably takes the throne. Gotta turn the whole realm against fire and blood dany you see.
LORD STONEHEART
>LORD STONEHEART
LORD STONEHEART
>LORD STONEHEART
LORD STONEHEART
>LORD STONEHEART
LORD STONEHEART
>LORD STONEHEART
>>69389759
That's 20min after rowing and slight flexing for the camera. Only the one running parallel down the upper arm remains that way.
>>69389824
Gonna have a look into it. Any suggestions?
>>69389914
YESSS
>>69389761
Send him to war with the enemies of Meereen, give him dragons to wage war with. Let him be smart and strategic.
>>69389914
Honestly the second Jon rose up Davos should have been dragging Melly out the door to go find Stannis.
>>69389928
sounds boring
>>69389958
why did I hear this in his voice?
>>69389526
Why is the show so dark?
>>69389915
>Gonna have a look into it. Any suggestions?
dips/ pullups/ barbell benchpress/ barbell overhead press/ squat (not in a smith machine)
New chapter of tWoW out, about sand sneks
>They reached Mistwood late on the third day. Ser Daemon sent Joss Hood ahead to scout for them and learn who held the castle presently. “Twenty men walking the walls, maybe more,” he reported on his return. “Lots of carts and wagons. Heavy laden going in, empty going out. Guards at every gate
>“Twenty men walking the walls, maybe more,” he reported on his return.
>Twenty (20) men
>>69389914
that'd be a change from the books I'd find fun. The show would still be an abomination, but I could watch it and laugh.
>>69389915
fucking fuck off
this isnt your facebook
>>69389986
Lotta blue filter lens use.
>>69389986
winter is coming
>>69390002
>first read in 2011
>new
L O L
>>69389914
WTF
g-guys, is that him?
Where is this from?
>>69389986
because ramsay is ebul
>>69390039
All of those chapters are dance with dragon cuts.
>>69390002
>>69390003
>>69390004
well thats weird
>>69390039
What?
Has that old Spanish guy revealed anything about episode 4 yet?
>>69390052
Extra from season 6 took this picture
>>69390002
>New chapter of tWoW out
true?
>>69390021
use candles for fucks sake. It's unwatchable. All i saw at this scene was faces
>>69390076
>Now, for those getting excited that this is proof Martin has written more, don’t get your hopes quite that high. This is a chapter Martin has been reading aloud to fans at conventions for years. (It was first read aloud at Worldcon in 2011.) But it is the first time he’s published it on his website.
>>69389437
and faggots actually fanboi him
>>69390076
George hasn't written anything new in years.
He just keeps editing the chapters he cut from ADwD.
>>69390076
GRRM asks people from a convention for him to read an
>Arianne chapter where she meets Young Griif
>Or an Aeron chapter where he summons a kracken and does other Cthulhu stuff
>>69390080
Friday
>>69389914
>They don't even need to use Dillane
>Just keep his face in the shadows
MAKE IT HAPPEN
Tower of Joy was almost Sand Snakes tier
How can D&D fuck up shit this bad?
>>69390100
yes
http://www.georgerrmartin.com/excerpt-from-the-winds-of-winter/
>>69390100
No. It's a chapter that he's been reading at cons for five years but never released as a preview, until now.
![Arthur-Dayne[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/7gL7GR9.png "Arthur-Dayne[1].png")
I don't see what the big problem with dual wielding is. It was a good scene. You can either sit back and enjoy it or sperg out.
>people didnt fight like that
>mah immersion
Who cares. Am I wrong?
>>69390100
Look it up online m8, i'm not your e-nanny
>>69389889
she's the antagonist
>>69390180
You're completely right, anon.
>>69390080
i thought he was getting sued by HBO or something
to the point where they want to extradite him to america and imprison him
>>69390180
>Am I wrong?
yes.
>>69390180
You aren't wrong, it just baffles me that they change stuff from the books for no reason.
>2 vs 6
>>69390169
K whatever, it's new to me at least. I'm not some turbonerd going at conventions lmao
>>69389761
infinite cock jokes
>>69390080
>>69390216
He would definitely be breaking NDA if he has any contract with HBO. I doubt he'd get hired in the industry again if they found him out.
>>69390135
>George hasn't written anything new in years.
this meme should stop
>>69390216
I thought America said spics had to go back, not come in
>>69390180
you make a post like this in the most autistic place on the internet that discusses asoiaf and got
what are you expecting to do?
the only winning move is not to play.
and from what i'm guessing,reddit is not muych better either,since when /got/ shits,they wipe
>>69390147
I forgot to mention that tumblr faggots chose Ariannes chapter so we never got to see Aeron summoning a kracken
>>69390280
Prove me wrong.
>>69389914
Stop toying with my heart D&D
BLESS HIM WITH SALT
BLESS HIM WITH STONE
BLESS HIM WITH STEEL
>>69390260
i don't think he signed a contract, he just knows one of the translators? something like that
>>69390280
go to bed, GRRM.
or, wait, no. WRITE YOU FAT OAF
>>69390180
It wasn't as bad a s the sank sneks duel welding. The problem for the bookfags was that the fight is the least important part about this scene.
>>69390180
>uses a greatsword called Dawn
>called Sword of the Morning
>LOL I KNOW LET'S GIVE HIM TWO SWORDS BECAUSE IT WILL BE HELLA EPIC
Also that coreography was Nolan tier
And the acting was cringeworthy
I struggle to find any redeeming points
what is Jon going to do?
>>69390301
look at his blog
>>69389914
>STONEHART
>>69390365
way better than star wars actually
>>69390324
bless her withmy eternal love and affection
>>69390324
Soon Theon will rise again harder and stronger.
>>69390365
someone actually did it
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>69390365
How Anakin v Dooku should have been.
>>69390365
who killed the guy w 2 swords? was it someone who got stabbed in the beginning of the fight?
>>69390331
Well then the translator would be the one breaching NDA.
Are we going to Aerys in a flashback?
>>69390180
No Dawn just ashitty sword with shitty painted sum on its pummel to pass it as Dawn
Muh Nigga Arthur deserved better
>>69390448
Howland. The first guy to go down in the fight.
Since Theon is coming back to the Iron Isle for some odd reason do you think DnD will merge him with patchface or something so he can be relevant to the ironborn arc in some way?
>>69389914
sorry to ruin it for you anons,the pic is old
>>69390365
I was waiting for this, shame it's not of the entire fight
>>69390448
Meera's father. He was the first to go down.
>>69390365
>Arthur Dayne with red lightsaber
What is this bullshit
>>69389478
>>69389508
>>69389847
Not even trying.
>>69390469
>Bran drove him insane
poor guy
>>69390487
>patch face
>relevant to the irornborn arc
what?
>>69390365
>The part where he started wielding his right hand blade in a meme reverse grip
WE THE DAWN UNLEASHED NOW
>>69390365
>Red and Green lightsabers
For fucks sake get the colors right
>>69390487
Theon+asha/yara= victorion greyjoy
>>69390507
Rhaegar was a villain anon.
>>69390528
>bran made the mad king mad
>bran made hodor hodor
what else did he fuck up, even ignoring the obvious time travel paradox?
>>69390528
stupid theory
targs and madness go together like corn and flakes
>>69390542
>meme reverse grip
>not in photo
???
>>69390365
look at their feet
>dan's actor gracefully fighting
>ned's actor fumbling with his feet
>>69389081
Blackfyre shits
>it's another tommen is a fucking pussy episode
>>69390528
I would laugh my ass off and take almost all of the bad things I said about D&D if they do this.
>>69390365
I was honestly waiting for him to do a sheev spin in that scene
please tell me that the fart was from the books
i mean why would you put it in?
>>69390469
Some guy is getting stabbed in the back in the trailer.
People are divided if that's an Aerys flashback or some scene involving Ser Gregor.
