>>69382640
First for Punished Jon
*Sound of wine glass filling*COCK
Preston
First for confirmed
This story is about Bran.
First for using sticks for holding up the bridge
Prove this girl cant be Lyanna
Pro tip: you cant
Reminder not to ever respond to trips.
Can't wait for based Aegon to BTFO Dany and her deluded dreams of conquering Westeros.
He's going to take control of the three dragons and ride Drogon into battle.
Jon, after rallying the North and fighting off the walkers, will be the 2nd King Who Knelt, then becoming Lord Paramount of the North under Aegon.
>>69384384
Nth for Aegon, first ever conqueror of Storm's End.
>>69384391
![the-dragon-reborn-by-robert-jordan-cover-art[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KzeK4aV.jpg "the-dragon-reborn-by-robert-jordan-cover-art[1].jpg")
>>69384384
First for the Dragon Reborn
>>69384449
>>69384451
>pretending to like Aegon
Why is /got/ nothing but ironic shitposting
Fourteenth for Jon Targaryen-Stark, the Prince that Was Promised, Azor Ahai, and King of the Seven Kingdoms.
>>69384361
Evidence?
Where the hell are people coming from with this "grayscale plague" idea? Aegon himself might get disfigured by it like Shireen 'cause JonCon is a moron, but the plague is a far-fetched assumption.
>>69384443
Why would you want your waifu to be kidnapped and raped by a delusional madman?
>>69384478
Red or black, a dragon is a dragon.
>>69384478
Circa S4 we had Janosfags
>Bow,you shits...
>>69384515
Scales of black... scales of red...
>(farts)
What did he mean by this?
>>69384488
Chekhov's grayscale.
>>69384520
All gone, like the Stannis autists. Only glorious Jon supporters prevail.
>>69384529
>Gendry arrives at King's Landing with the biggest biceps ever seen
>>69384488
JonCon getting greyscale then Jorah being adapted to get it tells us two things:
- Jorah is dying before the series is done
- JonCon's greyscale is a lot more important than we thought if that made it into the show but the rest of the Aegon plot didn't
>>69384478
What's wrong with liking Aegon?
>Supported by Based Varys
>Actually wins battles
>While Dany sits on her ass
>His introduction mucked up the wet dreams of jonautists with Jon-on-Tron
He still needs to be humbled before he's allowed to win, but he's better than "King Jon marries Dany" scenario.
>The viewership numbers this week come from SpoilerTV. They were the first to reveal that the initial airing on Sunday was seen by 7.28 million pairs of eyes – which means that the number remains level with last week’s episode and among the highest in the history of Game of Thrones.
http://watchersonthewall.com/ratings-stay-high-level-game-thrones-603-oathbreaker/#more-64504
>GOT has peaked, says the increasingly nervous man for the seven thousandth time
>>69384584
>Implying Sansa and Podrick won't rule
>>69384559
>biceps
>>69384584
this plus he has the Golden Company, while Viserys was laughed at by them
He's clearly the most worthy Targaryen
>>69384554
>you still haven't killed yourself
>>69384564
Your deduction is admirable but misplaced.
>>69384564
Nigger you're dumb as shit if you think you can assume anything about the books based on the show
>>69384478
Aegon all the way baby, the only irony here is that a Blackfyre/Random dude with some Valyrian in him is a better Targaryen than Daenerys ever has or ever will be, the shitskin-loving tradition-defiling slut.
>>69384584
The guy froze in his first taste of battle. He's no king of mine!
Alright guys I have some spoilers, apparently it's from a guy who knew about stannis' death
gonna be across multiple posts
* Sansa and Jon start rallying houses to support them in removing the Bolton-rule. Brienne and Pod is sent to the Riverlands to try and get the help from the Tullys. Jon, Sansa and Davos travel to Northern houses. Sansa meets Littlefinger again, and he apologises for giving her to Ramsay, claiming he didn't know. Sansa wants nothing more to do with him. The Starks only get the support from the Hornwoods, another show-only house and they go to Bear Island and meet w. Lyanna Mormont. She support them, but have very few men to spare as well.
During this journey, Davos comes across Stannis' old camp near Longlake, where Shireen was sacrificed. He finds the wooden stag-figure he made for her / remnants of it or something. He gets very pissed and confronts Melisandre about it. She admits doing it. Not sure what happens next. No mention of Stannis as far as I'm concerned.
>>69384462
>Jon = The Dragon Reborn
>Lightbringer = Callandor
>>69384564
The rest of the Aegon plot (Varys's machinations) is given to Dany, because DnD couldn't be bothered to introduce another Targaryen (?) character for the viewers to remember.
>tfw Jorah disfigures Dany with greyscale
Reminder that Daenerys is a red herring.
>>69384559
dany's are still bigger
>>69384433
>$0.01 has been deposited into your account
You have to post a link to his video if you want more
>>69384554
>Jon supporters
>supporters
>s
>>69384529
Why does everyone wear full outfits of leather in this show? In actual medievil times a blacksmiths' apprentice would not wear leather, it's way too expensive...
>>69384443
she's alive
>>69384638
skipping the bastardbowl stuff because we all know about it and the spoilers are the same
* The Brotherhood Without Banners is no more apparently. The remnants, led by Thoros of Myr are basicly "theifs of the highway" in the Riverlands or something. Ian McShane's former knight-turned priest character (along w. several other people) is ambushed by the "Brotherhood"-remnants. One of the men accompanying Ian's character is The Hound. Not sure if Ian McShane's character is killed, but several others in their company are killed by the Brotherhood, and the Hound is forced to fight them. He battles Thoros of Myr 1 on 1, and apparently wins.
* Arya is sent by the Faceless Men to kill an actress. She refuses to do this for some reason and Jaquen orders the Waif to go after her. Arya kills her and flees Braavos it seems.
* Euron is declared king at the Kingsmoot. He wants Dany as queen. Theon and Asha meet up, and they form an alliance, and wants to go against Euron from what I understand. They steal a ship or more (uncertain), and heads for Volantis. They will side w. Daenerys. Euron does little this season. No plunder along the coasts and Oldtown (I think). At least not on-screen.
>>69384546
it was a method commonly practiced to release wind.
I've been listening to the soundtrack of GoT on YT and the Stark theme contains the main theme song, although played a little differently and more extended. So anyone that doubts that the Starks will have their vengeance and are the heroes of the story should kill themselves.
>>69384657
Only crown Dany is ever going to wear
>>69384445
I don't see a tripfag here
>mfw bookfags will NEVER EVER get TWOW
>>69384663
>triggered curryspammer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae-67R4WcwI
>Jon: Beautiful day,isn't it?
>Davos: Yes...so far.
>Melisandre had some concerns.
>Concerns about what?
>This pilgrimage to Winterfell makes her uncomfortable.
>She's expressed reservations about whether or not you know what the hell you're doing.
>I appreciate you bringing this to my attention, the onion knight.
>I know we've had our differences in the past jon
>but I'm here to follow you now.
>So if you need Rickon to help you reunite your people,then I'll do whatever--
>I'm not interested in being reunited with my people.
>What do you mean? You told Sansa--
>I know what I told her, but that's not why we're going to Rickon.
>Then why are we going to Rickon?
>So I can kill him.
>and who
>are you
>written & directed by David Beniof & D.B Weiss & Damon Lindelof
>>69384451
i fucking hate this picture of him.
he's supposed to be beautiful. he looks like an ugly viserys
>>69384584
>but he's better than "King Jon marries Dany" scenario.
>implying glorious jon would want that used-up whore
>>69384687
>>69384638
* Bran has a vision about the Children of the Forest "doing something", whe he awakes, he confronts Leaf or some other Child of the Forest about it, and they explain that they basicly created the Others to "protect something", but the Others have turned against them or something. Bran also has a vision of the Night's King and his leutenants (from trailer), and Night's King senses this (grabbing Bran's arm) and finds out the location of the cave. The wights attack. Not sure what happens to the Children or the Three Eyed Raven, but a battle occurs, and Bran, Summer, and Meera is barely able to flee. Hodor sacrifices himself to hold the "door", so they can escape it seems. Wights are after them during their journey down to The Wall. When they are pursued, they are saved by Benjen Stark apparently and taken to The Wall, before he departs again. Bran has a vision when he gets to the Wall, where he sees the last of the Tower of Joy-scene. We see Ned and Lyanna and we see a baby crying. Lyanna whispers something to Ned, that we don't hear.
* There will be no Clegane-bowl this season. Cersei is apparently refused trial by combat, but she sets The Mountain loose on some Sparrows, which he kills. He also smashes Septa Unella.
Not sure what happens to Loras or Margery, but Tommen kills himself. He apparently jumps out of a window in the Red Keep. Quyburn kills Pycelle at least (sends his "Birds").
>there are people who actually like incest targ fucking shits.
KEKS
>>69384449
Does D&D cutting Aegon imply he isn't relevant to GURM's story?
>>69384613
I don't think they will rule, but they'll probably be among the most important heroes central to the whole "Others" plot.
>>69384618
Actually, Golden Company banter from ADWD implies they just didn't support Viserys back then because there was no chance of winning. However, they were waiting for Viserys to bring the Dothraki horde, join forces with the Dothraki and THEN sail to Westeros. They were annoyed by Illyrio's changing of the plans after it became clear that they won't get the Dothraki.
>>69384675
Maybe cattle is more common in Westeros than it was in medieval Europe and conditions allow for easier and cheaper processing.
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>>69384723
>>69384687
>>69384638
* In the Riverlands, Brienne and Pod arrives in Jamie's camp. Bronn surprises Pod, with "strangling" him. His way of saying hello. Brienne and Jamie has a discussion in Jamie's tent. He doesn't like that she is siding w. the Tullys. She explains the stuff in the North, but we see more of asshole-Jamie from s.1-2 and he doesn't believe in the Others, and he is sent to deal w. the Tullys, not the Boltons. Not his problem etc. Brienne goes inside Riverrun to meet w. the Blackfish. Jamie forces Edmure Tully to surrender Riverrun, as he is the lord, not the Blackfish. Blackfish shoots arrows after the Lannisters. A battle ensues inside Riverrun, and Brienne is barely able to escape. The Blackfish is presumably killed off-screen / uncertain in the ensuing battle. Not sure what happens to Brienne.
>>69384611
>which means that the number remains level with last week’s episode and among the highest in the history of Game of Thrones.
Normally I'm not one to blame the viewers for Hollywood's fuck ups but with this season being the worst of them all, I can only conclude most people are retards...
>>69384664
right here, bb
http://www.georgerrmartin.com/excerpt-from-the-winds-of-winter/
>New TWOW sample chapter
>Its an Arianne chapter
FUCK SAKE I WANT TO SEE BASED AERON RAISE KRACKENS TO HELP HIM
>>69384696
11/10
>>69384675
D&D own a tannery
>>69384635
>shitskin-loving tradition-defiling slut.
Dany BTFO
>>69384737
Yeah that's fair. In the books it seems pork is more common to eat than beef, but who knows.
>>69384747
what the fuck am I reading
>>69384696
>>69384638
>The Starks only get the support from the Hornwoods, another show-only house
>They are actually making the Manderlys pull a late Lord Frey
>>69384792
newfag
>>69384696
>>69384696
ayy
>>69384718
You'd be surprised by how many people ship this, unironically, wanting to see them rule the Iron Throne together.
>>69384754
not that i believe you but you should spoiler that shit
>>69384807
>hornwoods
>show only
dude what
>>69384638
>The Starks only get the support from the Hornwoods
Bullshit
>>69384725
Look what happenes when the Targs dissapeared. Complete mayhem. Targs gave 300 years of prosperity and Aegon V would have gotten rid of serfdom if noble fucking shits didn't intervene.
>>69384384
Why so perfect?
>>69384723
>Children created the Others to protect themselves from humans
Preston, pls
>>69384687
>>69384638
>>69384723
>>69384754
Sauce? So far it's cool fanfic (and pretty predictable).
>>69384559
>Gendry arrives at King's Landing full Robert mode ripped as fuck with long hair and a beard
>smashes down the gates of the Red Keep with a warhammer and proceeds to rape Cersei before smashing her headIN LIKE THIS
At this point I wouldn't even care if D&D did this
>>69384838
They all died right at the start of Clash.
>>69384838
I thinks he meant the Hornwoods and another show only house. I heard it was called House Mazin
You conniving motherfucker, you cheeky little cunt.. I've been elbow deep in that fat bitch's gaping cunt for the last 12 hours, trying to figure out if she were really going into labor or she just enjoyed the company while taking a huge painful shit. THEN YOURE GONNA KILL HER? JUST LIKE THAT? fuck you m8, "HURR DURR LOOK AT ME IM A BIG BOY NOW WITH MY BIG BOY PANTS" whats babby's gonna say? "LOOK AT ME IM LORD BOLTON NOW"? What? you thought Karstark here will go "WOAH RAMSAY IS PRETTY BASED! I WOULDNT WANT TO PICK A FIGHT WITH THIS PERSON"? fucking leech, I was in there, A DOZEN HOURS! DOZEN, trying to get the stench off my nose coming from that fucking disgusting snatch, FUCK YOU RAMSAY, I'm gonna fucking cut you
>>69384846
descending from Targaryens and Starks will do that
>>69384760
i'm still hoping 5 was the low point
i've liked the last two episodes, come at me
>You want to know what the Sand Snakes, Prince Doran, Areo Hotah, Ellaria Sand, Darkstar, and the rest will be up to in WINDS OF WINTER? Quite a lot, actually. The sample will give you a taste. For the rest, you will need to wait.
This is from Georges blog on the new Arianne chapter, was this a shot at the show for effectively removing dorne?
>>69384732
Not necessarily. It might mean that Show Dany is now a composite character.
>>69384701
Just got a sample chapter today faggot, will be out by next year.
>stannis is definitely dead
sad_frog.tar.gz
>>69384824
oh i believe it
and it's disgusting
>>69384876
I think GRRM is starting to hate D&D raping his Magnum Opus
>>69384842
>the last targ king started burning lords for no reason
>his son disrespecting great noble houses
targs are fucking shits, they used to be good but they're to incest no and had to go.
Gendry based next king
>>69384807
>>They are actually making the Manderlys pull a late Lord Frey
Are you le kidding me??
>>69384732
No, it implies that the show and the books will have vastly different ending.
>>69384873
There's been some shitty moments in the last two episodes but overall I agree they've been enjoyable
goodnight, sweet prince
>>69384732
It means D&D are lazy and also have a budget constraint. Not every character omitted means they are worthless in the books
GRRM's tale is just a lot more expansive and vast compared to the show.
>>69384747
>>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR BACKYARD TRAINING YARD, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES & A "FIGHTING PIT" STYLE DOTHRAKI ACTION COURSE
>Not a "PRESTON BASKETBALL" course.
Fail, man.
>>69384908
George is too rich to care.
>>69384876
I think the show let Gorge have Dorne.
Since the show is going to spoiler most of the main plots of the book, they changed dorne into something different so gorge can write unspoilered plot on dorne
>>69384908
I've seen a few tidbits from george that's given me veiled digs at dnd vibes so I think he is yeah. I bet he's more autistic about DnD changes than the most autistic bookfag on the planet. I feel kinda bad for him. WRITE FASTER GEORGE
>>69384919
No Mandely banners have been sighted this season. It seems like they will only be joining the victors. It seems that the Manderlys role of being Stark loyalists is being taken by a Shownly house
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>>69384891
>grrm tosses you another chapter he cut from dance 5 years ago
>i-it'll be out soon d-dumb showfag
>h-he's already written t-two hundred pages
>another y-year
>>69384873
They have been better than s5, I'll give you that
I'm willing to bet my cock that D&D will introduce Aegon in S7 because they've realised that their OC is shit but need to pump out more episodes for dem sweet shekels
>>69384873
The last episode was ok. Maybe now that last seasons shit has been wrapped up things will improve going forward.
>>69384939
nah fAegon is irrelevant
he's a Perkin Warbeck insert and will get BTFO'd before we even find out if he is who he claims to be (he's not)
>>69384981
Maybe they're just cut no?
>mfw the celtigars have literally been sat back fucking silver haired qts for the entirety of this conflict post blackwater
>>69384891
>will be out by next year.
lol
>>69384846
Ohhhhh my that profile
>>69384876
>Darkstar is going to be relevant
Ah, George, our meme-loving friend.
>>69384997
>introducing anyone in s7
Season 7 will be the last season
>>69385008
There were mentioned by Ramsay last episode
>>69384696
muh khaloreesi
>>69384975
>I've seen a few tidbits from george that's given me veiled digs at dnd vibes
such as...
>>69385006
It doesn't matter if he's a real targ or not.
>>69384939
>D&D are lazy
DnD are bad at writing OC content but they are not fucking lazy. Producing a show of GoT scale is insanely hard work
>>69385006
>Warbeck insert
>Not Henry VII insert
Come on.
>>69384478
who doesn't like Aegon? Are you a witty imp fan?
>>69384860
a friend sent it to me, says he got it from someone who told him about stannis' deatheven though it couldve been a prediction
looks like fanfic but im hyped for the bran/children/other scene, i hope that's true
>>69385009
>crabs
>>69385073
Dany is the Henry VII comparison.
>>69384997
agreed
>>69385090
CRAB'D
>>69384876
>Darkstar
>Quite a lot, actually
>>69385050
I dunno I haven't kept a record on them but I read most of his blog updates and his comments and occasionally I get a vibe. You'd have to go digging for a few hours to get a sense of it though since he updates it a few times a week. I'll start saving them in a word document from now on
What was the precise moment that this show became a meme for you?
For me it was when Brienne beat the hound
/r/ing the pasta about how the endgame will be each house warging into its sigil.
>>69385009
>WE WUZ VALRYANS AND SHIETT
>Unironically decorates the COA with crabs
Seahorse house ended up more badass.
>>69384431
DUDE COCK
>>69384997
hope you are a dwarf
Are they trying to convey that many years have passed in the series or do they think people won't notice when a character suddenly ages 10 years?
>>69385104
>not Stannis
>>69384687
noooo not my waif-u
>>69385032
nope, 8 is confirmed. the only thing being discussed now is how many episodes both 7 and 8 will have
D&D are angling for like 7 and 6 eps, respectively
>>69385154
I hope Darkstar kills house Martell and takes over Dorne. The Sand snakes should even work for him.
>>69385154
YES
>>69384870
Nice meme bro
I've read some people arguing that the Sansa clip from the episode preview can't be Castle Black because the gate was destroyed by Wun Wun, but you can see the gate in the backround in the final episode (on the left).
>>69384876
D&D are truly based. Dorne was by far the most boring thing in the books.
>>69384934
did jon write his mum?
>>69385170
When Stannis went to shit, specifically pic related.
>>69385104
Nope, Dany is an undisputed heir of an earlier dynasty (pure Plantagenet).
Aegon is either a disputed heir who wins through the support of locals on his mother's side (Dornish/Welsh), OR he's a "Targaryen from a certain point of view", just like Henry VII was barely a Lancaster, who gets support through his mother's connections either way (if his mother was a Blackfyre -> Golden Company)
One way or another, he's Henry VII.
Warbeck would be someone claiming to be Joffrey or Tommen after Aegon has alrady established his house.
>>69384891
>will be out by next year
ahahahahahaha
>>69384807
>Make the most loyal houses into traitors or like the freys
D&D this isn't funny anymore.
>And no, just to spike any bullshit rumors, changing the sample chapter does NOT mean I am done.
GUYS GEORGE HAS DONE IT HE'S FINISHED WINDS EXPECT IT OUT IN A FEW MONTHS
>>69385197
What do you see in the flames, Snufkin
>>69385241
That would be meereen and danys eternal search for sellsword cock.
>>69385221
>Based First Man / Valyrian mix descendants of House DAYNE crashing the Martells and taking over Dorne
2gud2b tru
>>69385069
they've hired the wrong people around them, they're making wrong choices regarding direction of the show resulting in the Winter Is Taking Forever - show we're seeing now
>>69385235
final scene of the last episode*
>>69384732
we can't confuse the viewers, dany is the rightful pretender to the throne
>>69384891
Falseflagging
>>69385321
What was LF doing in Dorne 20 years ago?
>>69384934
>>69385244Am I the only one who's glad that Ollie's dead?
>>69385077
Even Witty Imp liked Aegon and said he's totally Targaryen.
>>69385172
>The Freys warg into a bridge
>>69385321
Oh man if Darkstar turned up on the show to crash the new sand snek establishment, and we see him use Dawn... I would lose my fucking shit
>>69385379
yes
>>69385328
>Winter Is Taking Forever - show
uh thats GRRMs fault not their. winter is taking forever in the books as well
>>69384754
These sound like absolute shit.
You better be a fucking liar.
>>69385235
>D&D
>continuity
>>69385378
Ensuring that the Starks would attack the Targaryens.
>>69385388
Jorah's whore also looked like a Targ
That was a funny scene
>>69385321
Would make sense considering they just introduced house Dayne to showfags and nothing has happened in Dorne since weak men scene
>>69385405
Winter has come mate. Riverland lakes are frozen solid, it also a bad blizzard in King's landing
>>69385388
Le drunken quip imp didn't care. He just wanted to cause chaosh.
>>69385221
That's not very 2016 of you, shitlord.
There is literally nothing wrong with the Sand Snakes taking over Dorne.
>>69385397
Darkstar doesn't have Dawn because he is not the Sword Of The Morning, as he himself said.
>>69384458
Wouldn't it be more fitting Punished Crow, since the secondary codename is always an animal.
>>69384772
The only thing worse than Dorne chapters is Aeron chapters
Why is the Targaryen theme music playing when Jon is getting ready to execute the traitors? Are D&D telling us something? :^)
>>69385235
That's not the gate though
>>69384791
Leather isn't neccesarily expensive its just that there are different grades and the best grade in Medieval Europe came from Tangier which had to go through the Islamic world hence the price tag. Still Blacksmiths wearing leather is a bit of a meme they usually wouldn't (and don't) bother and it would only be a small apron if they did. Monks working the indirect process of producing iron didn't have leather and thats probably more dangerous than Blacksmithing ever was.
>>69385438
Yeah, Targs don't look that different from other Valyrians, for all their claims of high blood. Varys could grab whoever he want and the Westerosi would buy it as a "new Targaryen pretender".
>>69384760
Season 6 is better than Season 5. I've seen the entire thing (producer of the show btw) and you're gonna be full on sucking D&D's cock by the time episode 9 rolls in, because believe me, epic doesn't do that episode justice. The rest of the series is a relentless roller coaster too. If i were to rate it, it would be my 3rd favourite season
>>69385454
... at the end of the fifth book of a seven book saga
>>69385235
It's not like the gate can't be fixed...
>>69385477
>Hating based Aeron
Faggot detected
>you know Nothing, Jon Snow
>Jon now literally knows Nothing
>>69385484
Why was the mix of Stannis and Baelish music playing during the credits when Jon was rezzed?
>Baelish is the Red God
>>69385467
The show doesn't give a fuck man anything could happen. Jon could end up with Dawn because D&D feel like it.
>>69385471
yeah, you're right. not my OC though
>>69385504
>producer of the show btw
>>69385235
why doess people forget that it takes weeks to go from winterfell to castle black and thats not counting snow
>>69385484
jon isn't a targ but the son of r'hllor and the promised prince
>>69385512
POTTERY
>>69385221
I had a theory that Darkstar would be made in the show anyway, to be a female descendant of the Martells through some generations ago younger sister who didn't inherit. And planned stuff out with the Sneks to get them to kill the ones ahead of him in succession, and he'd be able to pardon them when he becomes Prince of Dorne.
But that he'd actually have the Sneks executed cause they're a liability and their death gets any major Houses that liked Doran on his side
>>69385504
>>69385504
go on...
>>69385235
not the gate
>>69385601
Are you trying to meme or something? I didn't say Jon was going through the gate. Read the fucking post.
>>69385467
>implying Darkstar isn't going to dual wield Dawn and his own sword, Dusk
>>69385484
also see
>>69385617
>>69385601
>the biggest castle of the Night's Watch is a courtyard and some stairs, you could probably take it with 20 good men for reals
How did they expect us to believe 1000 men were ever stationed there?
>>69385581
The fuck am I looking at
So guise why didn't Ned have Ice
>>69385467
It'd be as simple as walking into starfall and getting it. Why the fuck ned didn't keep it I dunno, apparently the news od daynes death only drove some bitch to kill herself so what was the fucking point? Ned couldn't get a thing right.
Here's some meteoric iron it ain't white but the nickel is lighter than iron. the Alloy is called taenite or kamacite.
So many people memeing about Darkstar and no one ever addresses the fact that he only exists because Gurm is a huge Grateful Dead fan.
>>69385170
When Ser Barriston one of the best swordsman in the seven kingdoms and several Unsullied got beat by a couple of nobles holding tiny knives.
what the fuck was that scene
>>69385491
Thanks for the post dude, I didn't know any of that.
Cool cameo of Woody Harrelson as Howland Reed.
Are Eastwatch and the shadow tower still manned in the show?
>>69385639
>Dusk 2 Dawn
I am DarkStar and I have come to fight from Dusk until Dawn. I am of the night yet I am also of light.
*teleports behind the knight's king
*stabs him
PSHHHT, nothing personal, king.
>>69385663
Too fucking big.
It's meant for executions, not real fighting
Watching Preston's new video.
Damn, it's so sad seeing the contradictions. Sad, because Old Davos said "blood magic is evil, Stannis, and you are not an evil man!" And New Davos asks the red baby-killing witch to do some magic himself.
>>69385667
I don't know about that one dude. Dawn is probably one of if not the most valuable thing in Westeros going by quite a few different metrics. We know absolutely shit all about House Dayne at the moment, but I would imagine they keep it pretty fucking safely locked away behind several sets of loyal guards. It's what I would do.
>>69385725
what a waste of good Valyrian steel then
Tywyn did the right thing. Come to think of it, does Tommen have Joffrey's blade now? I forget what is was called. Widow's Wail maybe?
>>69385679
he was old, decrepit, and outnumbered
I dont get Rhaegar anons, He was always described as a good guy, the perfect husbando, but completely took a 180 and crashed the kingdom for a single girl?
>>69385729
>caring about seasons 1-3.
>>69385704
>You're Fire and Ice?
>Pssh, bitch I'm Shadow and Light
>>69385729
>I spent three days looking for her
>but I didn't bother looking where the hound fell
>>69385729
>Damn, it's so sad seeing the contradictions. Sad, because Old Davos said "blood magic is evil, Stannis, and you are not an evil man!" And New Davos asks the red baby-killing witch to do some magic himself.
But why? Davos whole life was serving Stannis, then He figured Stannis sacrificed Shireen, Davos' whole life is pointless now, He needs something to believe in
>>69385763
He didn't think he was going to lose. Was overconfident. If anything he should have won and overthrew his father, you'd think he would have had popular support but instead he goes to just kidnap a pussy.
Anything with a cock is easy to fool, I suppose.
>>69385729
World's most watched show anon.
>>69385679
But Barristan actually won, he killed ALL of them by himself and THEN died of his wounds.
A 70 year old dude killing a dozen men solo is still pretty fucking impressive if you ask me.
>>69385749
Ned never learned to fight with a Ice. It was supposed to be brandons not his. so for the war he used the sword he is more familiar with
>>69385729
It's called character development, pleb. Davos in S6 is a desperate and cold man.
>>69385729
notice how he leaves out anything that hurts his pet theories
>>69385749
Yeah, Tommen should have it.
Won't ever use it though, dude doesn't ever fight and doubt he ever has or ever will be trained. And yeah it was called Widow's Wail
>>69385679
He was old and still took out a bunch of them. This shit isn't anime, son.
So I want Lyanna to be a delicious trap, but how did she give birth then?
>>69385758
>>69385827
errytime
>>69385763
Did you miss the whole bit about how a prophecy basically drove him nuts?
>>69385798
>Anything with a cock is easy to fool
Robert Jordan pls go
>>69385504
Who gets naked
>>69385815
Why would he be desperate about Jon, whom he barely knew?
It should have been a different character talking with Mel about rezzing Jon.
>>69384462
>>69384641
>Horn of Valere = Horn of Winter
>Children of the forest = "The Others are not dead. They are strange, beautiful… think, oh… the Sidhe made of ice" = aes sidhe = aes sedai
>Starks = Elyas/Perrin/wolfbrothers in general
>Valyrian steel - Heron marked blades
>Game of Thrones = Game of Houses
>http://grrm.livejournal.com/147038.html
>>69385827
In the book he owned the shit out of Hizdahr's top guy. He's not too old for that shit
>There are people who didn't know who Jon Snow's mom was after reading the first book
Why is GRRM pretending like it was some kind of mystery?
>>69385838
>fantasy series
>but how did she give birth then
>it's a "realistic fantasy"
>>69385821
His theories are about the books. The show means jackshit when it comes to the real story.
>>69385845
How is that not a valid point?
>>69385869
The book is not the show.
>>69385729
Continuing.
Goddamn, Preston, what was the point of that dick joke.
>promise me ned
>>69385763
mad targ gene anon. You dont know when a targ will go mad. mad king was not always mad
>>69385882
Tell that to all his previous videos about the SHOW pushing his retarded tin foil to every scene
>>69385865
To be fair he did try to persuade Jon to fight against Boltons in S5
>>69385899
Okay, Duel of the Fates and frog-fu was nice.
>>69385882
then why even talk about the show AT ALL?
>>69385901
perfect cersei
fuck lena
>>69385954
Its fun to break it down.
>Davos tells Mellisandre that he's never been religious but she finally showed him that miracles exist
>10 minutes later Jon tells them that there's nothing after death
Well that was shortlived. Unless he just doesn't remember.
>>69385906
Not every scene, but yeah, there are lol-worthy moments.
>Someone warged Ned's horse and Bob's boar
Preston, pls.
>>69385729
FUCK OFF SHILL
Can we agree on something /got/
Kathryn Winnick>>69385901 is perfect book cersei
But Tricia is show cersei
>>69385882
His earlier recaps were full of him trying to bend what he just saw to keep his theories still working.
He may have finally given up on that but it's a recent attitude he's had about the show being a separate story.
>>69385744
Meteoric iron isn't *too* rare and its not any better for making swords than steels (nickle can even be a nuisance) but I guess its magic and famous so its probably in a vault. I don't think meteoric steel has ever been used in anything but daggers and shortswords historically because you only find small quantities at once so a full greatsword made out of it would be pretty spectacular.
>>69385977
jon wasn't meant to die son he was never gonna see a afterlife
>>69385901
>not Promise me, Jon
That's Val
>>69385914
yes, because Starks former bannermer would be persuaded to fight for Stannis if a Stark is with him. He couldn't care less about Jon, redditor
