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>Disney-Marvel’s “Captain America: Civil War” has topped the $700 million mark at the global box office in less than two weeks.
https://variety.com/2016/film/box-office/captain-america-civil-war-box-office-700-million-1201770187/
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>>69368909
dc ducks in panic mode
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>>69368909
fucking hell that gif
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STOP INVINCIBLE SLUT
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>>69368909
Gif fucking saved
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>>69368909
>STOP UNFUCKABLE SLUT
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>>69368909
I think we should call it /tv/. Evansposter has won.
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>>69368909
>STOP INVINCIBLE IRON MAN
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>>69368909
Meme synthesis levels 2strong
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>>69369456
>I think we should call it /tv/. Autism has won.
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>>69369490
>YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT SCORE, DISNEY PAID FOR IT, IT'S NOT YOURS
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>>69369490

<-- DCuck's terrified reaction to seeing evansposting
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>>69369490
WAHHH WAHHH IM A SALTY DKEK WAHHH 28%
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>>69368909
That gif is next level.
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>>69369539
>>69369556
>>69369575
>Literal Autism

wew, it's literally true
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>>69368909

a daring synthesis.
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>>69369556
>that webm
Jesus christ this is literally rape.
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DC is dead. Bury it. Consider this mercy.
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>>69369556
How can Jared Leto even compete with this madness?
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>>69369616

he has no mercy for sluts
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Awwww darn! Beaten AGAIN!

t. DCuck

Right bros!?!
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>>69368909
holy fuck this gif

wait a minute...

>gif

com'on son
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>>69369669
>Dcuck
You're no bro of mine. When are you going to admit that WB is destroying your cinematic universe and that you deserve better than what you're getting?
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>“I did see Batman v Superman,” he says with a grin, “and I enjoyed it.”

How can people still side with Cap after this?
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>>69369697
When Marvel makes a great movie
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>>69368909

these box office figures are such made up bullshit, do you see people queuing around the block to see these movies? because that's what these figures would require
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>>69369724
So 2008?
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>>69369736
lol we're not in the 70s anymore grandpa
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>>69368909
my penis just shot out my sides
or something
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>>69368909
that is a fucking masterpiece. bravo senpai (if you made it)
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>>69369736
This delusion is getting out of hand. Mods need to seriously start tamping down on BvS shit because it's just a matter of time before one of these morons goes Lee Harvey Oswald on poor Chris Evans.
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>>69369816

reminder what happened the last time a DC fan took a batman movie too seriously
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>>69369869
That's Snyder's target audience. Too bad he probably didn't watch the movie in prison.
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>>69369976
he watched a different movie tho. BBC constantly, I am sure.
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>>69369976

I remember hearing he asked a prison guard how TDKR ended

would have been a mercy not to tell him
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>>69369736
>queuing around the block
you don't need to do this with assigned seating
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>>69368909
>that gif
How the fuck do people get that kind of quality.
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>>69368909
Well I'm sorry to hear that
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>>69369160
Panic at the DisCo
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>>69368909

<-- what evans needs to do to my boner when I see how much money cap 3 is making
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>>69369601
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>>69369556
>that reaction from liz
cute

CUTE
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>>69368909
One of the best gifs I've seen on /tv/ for a while.

SAVED
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>>69370294
When are they getting married? He was obviously going to propose but then got cold feet and pretended he was trying to scare her.
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>>69370294
she's like a background character in a betty boop cartoon. Those cute hands.
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>>69370332
Isn't she married?
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>>69370371
She's single.
Maybe you mistaked for the twins, who are.
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>>69370371
Shut up, you. Chris needs this.
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>>69368909
Dear Diary, today OP was not a faggot.

that fucking gif, LMFAO
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>>69368909
this gif
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>>69370236
why did you draw a little arrow
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>>69370387
He has another option
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>>69370371
She's single.

Jeremy Renner was fucking her on the Ultron set and that's why his wife divorced him
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>>69369160
Why would we panic when BvS is objectively better?
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>>69370420

my meme arrow misfired
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>>69370437
Source?
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>>69370423
She's too old to give him the babies he wants.
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>>69370478
>implying she can't with the goddess tier Italian genes
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>>69368909
I won't be able to see that scene again the same. Thanks OP.
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>>69370495
Well when you put it that way.
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>>69368909
>That fucking gif
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this meme is going places.
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>>69368909
Listen OP, I know you just created this thread to post that gif, but I don't blame you. It's art.
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>>69368909
Fucking marvelfags think your're so funny with your epic meme gifs fuck off
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>>69368909
>that quality gif
fuckin nice
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Batman vs Superman did it in 10 days.

>less than 2 weeks

The movie has been out for longer than 2 weeks.

http://variety.com/2016/film/news/batman-v-superman-box-office-milestone-1201746550/

When will Marvel Ketchup?
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>>69370862

b-B-b-B-but MUH TRICKLE RELEASES!
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>>69368909
brava OP
brava
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>>69370862
BVS made a total of 800m in its lifetime so far...
Civil war already did over 700m...
It's going to do at least double as much.
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>>69370862
It made almost 500 million on opening week, that means in 1 month it only made 300 million on it's own before the terrible word of mouth killed it.
By this time next week it will have surpassed BvS, and probably reached 1 billion.
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>>69368909
>ywn have the capacity of making gifs like that to meme like a champ
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>>69368909
>this gif

will be excellent in triggering
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>>69370775

mad because DCucks could never make something of such high quality
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>>69368909
Best OC to come out of /tv/ in several years.

Good job, OP.

t. 2008-poster
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>>69370913

And BvS made 700m before Civil War reached that figure. How can you say that it's going to do double when BvS literally grossed more in a shorter period of time?

>>69370914

Call me when it happens :^)
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>>69370862

HOLY MOTHER OF BTFO
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>>69370992
Will call you next week then.
BvS simply had no legs to stand on.
It made 500 million on opening weekend, the second biggest opening IN HISTORY, and it ended up making not even reaching 900 million.
It's fucking hilarious.
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>>69368909
shiet son
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>>69369816
>>69369869
You're both some heartless motherfuckers.

I wish you both very interesting lives.
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>>69371011

>Will call you next week then.


I await this

>It's fucking hilarious.

Yes, Civil War (literally the peak of Marvel Cinematic verse) selling slower than a 27% scoring Batman vs Superman flick (the second movie in the DC cinematic Universe) is indeed, "fucking hilarious"
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>>69371074
You do know Age of Ultron also did it slower right?
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>>69368909
So this is the power of Meme Magic
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>>69370862

>yfw Civil War won't reach a billion

Capeshit is finally dying bros
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>>69371095
It's actually projected to make more than Iron Man 3, which did 1.2 billion.
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>>69371081

Nice speculation you've got going there, call me when it happens.
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>>69371122
But it's true, it took 21 days for Age of Ultron to reach 1 billion.
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>>69371134

It's true, but Age of Ultron isn't Civil War.

Call me when it happens.
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>>69370862
>cherrypicking so hard you have to go back to 1992
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>>69368909
Evansposting will NEVER end
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>>69371154
I wonder how you'll feel when it does happen.
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>>69370913
Around 870 for BvS right now, and it's pretty sure it won't reach 900, unless you count DVD/BRD sales with the extended version.

For Civil War keep in mind that today it's been in theaters for 2 weeks already in dozens of major countries. Most of the growth will happen in the USA, it will reach the billion but not sure it will top IM3, less likely it will beat an Avenger movie. Actually if the movie was accurately named "Avengers: Civil War" the revenues would be considered as disapointing.
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>>69371154
No, it's a movie with much better word of mouth.
Marvel movies have always made money slowly, but steadily.
WB opened in the entire world at the same time because they knew the word of mouth would kill it, and it did.
If it wasn't for the opening weekend hype, BvS would have only made 500-600 million.
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I liked BvS more but that IS a pretty great .gif
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Even plebs can recognize trash when they see it.
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>>69371110
How many films do you think will cros 1 bill this year? Obv civil war but nothing else really jumps out
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>>69371177
It's been in theatres for 2 weeks in a couple of foreign markets and it beat BvS in all of them.
Came out 6 days ago in USA.
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>>69371206
Star Wars Rogue One, and maybe Alice?
Don't know, the first one made almost 1 billion, but I doubt people care that much about this one.
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>>69371194
>>69371177

So call me when it happens, as it stands (and what is fact right now), BvS grossed more in a shorter period of time than Civil War did.
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>>69371073
I'm being completely serious actually. If the people saying Snyder is actually recreating biblical allegory are serious, then this shit has moved beyond fanboyism and has gone full=blown fanaticism. You guys are like one step below ISIS in my opinion.
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>>69371267
>call me when it happens
YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN OUT YOUR FUCKING NUMBER YOU ASSHOLE
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>>69371267
But the difference is that BvS had no legs to stand on.
BvS made money faster, but it also has had one of the biggest drops in history.
The fact that the movie with one of the biggest opening in history didn't even reach 900 million is something that has never happened before.
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>>69371267
With a global release, as he said
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>>69371267
>being smug before the facts are in
You realize we're on an anonymous imageboard. right?
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These threads are all the exact same bullshit, a bunch of autistic sperglords crying about which capeshit """"""""""film"""""""""" has earned more money.

Why are you niggerfaggots so O B S E S S E D with discussing how much money a movie makes? Just fuck off already, you're not Disney executives, why do you faggots give a single fuck about how much revenue a movie makes, and why do you always use this as somehow a justification to your shitty arguments?

Every single capeshit thread it's the exact same bullshit.
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>>69371267
But BvS also had an almost 70% drop due to horrible word of mouth.
Civil War is getting praised by pretty much everyone, plus it's only been out in USA for one weekend.
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>>69371348
>you're not Disney executives
Speak for yourself.
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>>69368909
>THE GIF
OH GOD HELP IT HURTS
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>>69371279
That's the best part. The people really into it figured out what it means and how it's all going to play out.

Patriciantip: It's all got jack shit to do with the Bible

You guys are one step above braindead in my opinion.
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>>69371293
>>69371310
>>69371337
>>69371341
>>69371351

>this salt from Marvelcucks over Civil War being BTFO by the worst DC movie to date

Literally lmao'ing at your lives, face it, capeshit is dead and it's all thanks to our lord and savior Zack Snyder.
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>>69368909
welp my sides are completely gone thanks /tv/
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>>69371389
But it isn't, only DC died.
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>>69371389
Dude. Your number. Can't call you without it.
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>>69371252
I don't think Alic will make anywhere near as much as the first film, I'm still surprised how the first one managed to cross 1 billion, plus it doesn't help that this one is opening along side Apocalypse
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>>69371405
Would be surprised if either Alice or Apocalypse surpassed or even made the same as their predecessors.
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>>69370438
>objectively better
Better at being shit you mean.
Dcucks btfo
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>>69371401

>only DC died
>second movie in the Cinematic universe grossed more than 90% of Marvels movies
>grossed quicker than Civil War, literally the Peak of Marvel capeshit

Lel

>>69371404

Just call me "Based Anti-Capeshit of truth", i'll see the name being called and answer accordingly :^)
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>>69371459
>defends DC
>anti-capeshit

nice try DCuck
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>>69371459
But everyone hated it.
Also, you are not anti-capeshit, you are a very mad DCuck who is very mad because BvS flopped and Civil War is doing as well as Age of Ultron, but with even better writers.
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>>69371459
I think I'll call you Bob.
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>>69371496

I'm not defending shit, I hate both capeshit but right now, DCucks are suicidal enough as it is.

>>69371497

Civil War is doing worse than BvS, this is fact
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>>69368909

This is one of the best gifs of all time.
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>>69371532
Yes you are, very mad DC cuck.
Sorry CW destroyed BvS that hard.
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>>69371532
Go home Bob.
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You know? I used to be ambivalent about all this capeshit, but threads like these have changed my opinion.

Go DC.
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>>69370565
it was very well put
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>>69368909
This is seriously why webm. will never kill gif. Good show, op.
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>>69368909
Ok your shit made a lot of money. That doesn't make it any less of a half assed iron man rehash.

Why do you marvelfags think your shit is somehow any less foul than DCfags?
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>>69370250
his sides
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>>69371605
Because DC fags spent 3 years talking about how BvS was going to be art and how MoS wasn't garbage, and a half assed Iron Man rehashed has destroyed it in every single way.
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>>69368909
Can hot pockets please start a capeshitposting containment thread?
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>>69371630
You're straight up ignoring the main point of my argument.

When exactly did how much money a movie made make it not shit?
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>>69371655
It's only the DCucks that need to be locked up in a padded cell
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>>69371711
Nobody here is discussing quality.
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>>69368909
i really really like this gif
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>>69371723
DC thread - reasoned, polite discussion about the merits and failings of the films

Evans thread: All criticism met with image.jpg "DCucks BTFO."

Yeah. We're the problem.
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>>69371837
>reasoned, polite discussion about the merits and failings of the films
But this has not happened, ever.
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>>69371724
I am. Marvel shit is the EA of movies and people like you for some reason can't stop gobbling every turd they shit out.
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>>69371850
It happens daily.
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>>69371837
DC thread: ''GUYS, STOP, BVS AND MOS ARE NOT GARBAGE''
Go be irrelevant somewhere else, cuck.
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>>69371889
I rest my case.
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>>69371882
Has someone not been taking their pills again?
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cant wait for the justice league to BTFO the MCU

you wont be laughing when the whole league hits the big screen
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>>69371920
>>69371910
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>>69370862
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>>69370438
Exactly
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>>69371850
Uhh try everyday

DC threads are always calm and just anons discussing with each other

Marvel threads are nothing but evans posting, LOUD NOISES and more shitposting to boot
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>>69368909
I'm not "with it", which movie did this gif come from?
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>>69371956
Really? This is what helps you sleep at night? Lying on the internet?
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>>69371932
>25 movies in 52 years
>21 movies in 11 years

Fucking hell rest of the world are you even trying. Also what the fuck there are more harry potter movies?
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>>69371968
>>69371910
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>>69371074
You do understand that BvS had a simultaneous release while Civil War was staggered, right?

It only came out in China and the USA less than a week ago.
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CW had a domestic opening weekend of 179 million.
BvS' domestic opening weekend was 50% of it's total gross.
If we combine these two stats, CW makes 358 million domestically.

Add that to the 512 million that CW has made overseas, we get CW making 870 million worldwide.
BvS made 867 million worldwide.

And this is if CW doesn't make any more money overseas, which is obviously silly.
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>>69371985
Why aren't you in one of your comfy DC threads instead of shitposting in this one?
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So Marvel threads are pretty much 99% trolling DC fans and 1% evansposting?
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>>69371981
For some reason that retarded chart is counting movies that aren't out yet or even clearly defined. Harry Potter has the trilogy of spinoff films coming and Marvel has a bunch of release dates set but no announcements of what those movies are
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YEAH BRO YOU SURE TOLD HIM HEHEHEHEH....*sobs*
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Computer, load up Civil War scores and civil office please
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>>69372019
>tfw even if civil war was as badly received as batman v superman it would still make more money
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>>69372020
I can multitask. But just for you, I'll make this my last post in this thread. I'd hate to disrupt any more of the quality content here.
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>>69372084
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>>69372084
>>69372089
AWWW YEAH BUST OUT THE GRAPHIC AGAIN
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>>69372019
>Meme synthesis
bvs made about 95m in china during its full run
CW made about 94m in china after 1 weekend. CW like AOU will earn 200-240m in china.
CW will end up with 1.2-1.4billion while bvs will not break 900m
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I just saw Civil War today. Spider-Man was adorable. Fuck. I used to hate Peter Parker, just because I thought he was a boring and shitty character. Now I want him to live with a nice farm family.
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>>69372175
That's why I added that last part.

I was trying to be generous.
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>>69368909
Blah blah blah every movie makes record profits now. Not news. I love how people try to claim is means that cinema has gotten better, when it's objectively gotten massively worse since the 90s. People are just looser with cash because they're more plebeian now.
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>>69372195
How could you think Parker was boring and a shitty character? Did you never read his adventures?
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Is there ANYONE on Earth that can stop this man?
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>>69372236
what do you think?
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>>69372234
Add Civil War already.
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>>69372230

Just never really liked him much. I'm not a great judge of these things, but he was super smart and he could break anyone and everyone's neck so easy. Him being in some crummy apartment with Mary Jane seemed silly to me.

He only makes sense to me as a kid, I guess, but as an adult, I've always had this feeling he was being hamstrung by people who hate it when characters actually progress. I stopped reading comics a while ago though.
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>>69372234
W-well Suicide Squad is going to blow Doctor Strange away s-so you just wait!
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Didn't feel like starting a thread just for this one question so here it is: How did Cap know that Bucky killed Tony's parents? Did they say and I just missed it, or did it happen in another movie
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>>69372236
>>69372268
AHHH YEAH WOULD LOVE TO TAKE HIS STEAMY LOAD NO HOMO BROS AWW YEAH INVINCIBLE SONS BTFO'D HEHEHEH
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>>69372289
>hate it when characters actually progress
Him getting married and knocking MJ up was progress though.
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>>69372309
The dossier the Widow gave him at the end of TWS.
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>>69372309

Happened in winter soldier.
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>>69372234

CAN I HAVE A PICTURE OF OYSTER MAN LAUGHIN'?
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>>69372330

Didn't he sell all that shit in a deal with the devil?
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>>69372330
What's that?
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>>69372363
>>69372365
CLASSIC Evans! Heheheh no but seriously my life is pain and the loneliness is too much to bear. Evans for this feel?
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>>69372385
Did he?
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>>69372346
>>69372361
I've seen TWS twice and I don't remember that. Was it post credits or what
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>>69372307
I used to be excited for Suicide Squad but now I am a Marvel Missle
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>>69372414
You'll be ok anon, I believe in you.
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>>69372419

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider-Man:_One_More_Day

Unless this was retconned.
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>>69372470
>One More Day
I thought we had agreed to pretend this never happened.
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>>69372346
>>69372361
>>69372431
Disregard that I am retarded. The computer thing they find in TWS makes vague reference to their death not being an accident. It doesn't say Bucky did it, but yeah
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>>69372486
Impossible, unless you stop reading Spider-Man.
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>>69372414

my gf is carrying my wedlock son and after a long time deeply in love for me she's now acting like our relationship that she dragged me on is falling apart and is acting all cold 'n distant and I am normal, even talking like the day she meet me

evanposting is all I have, is what put a big smile on my face, is my reaction to everything in the last couple of months
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>>69372457
Suicide Squad will probably be good since it's Ayer over Snyder but I probably won't like it. I hate team flicks where I have to keep track of a bunch of literally who's. Same reason I don't like some of the x-men and avengers movies.
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>>69372514
Well I did, ages ago. Haven't been reading western comics in well over a decade.
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>>69372524
>false-flagging
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Friendly reminder that dumbed down masses historically represent the majority of the world population.

But by all means, continue with your Marvel circlejerk to make you feel better about yourselves, if only for a little while. You can't hide from the fact that your mediocre and conformist lifestyles are drenched in banality and lack of ambition, and that you're celebrating the success of a faceless corporation as your own.
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>>69372571
>the majority is wrong, but I'm special!
Okay anon. Okay.
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>>69372571
OH SHIT BRO YOU'RE ENTERING THE THUNDERDOME NOW
>>69372593
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT BRO
I'M PRINTING OUT AN EVANSPOST FOR MY SUICIDE NOTE

EVANS FOR THIS FEEL?
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Simply put, you have a low cinematic IQ, or some sort of Stockholm Syndrome, from overexposure to bland, safe, PC and soulless mass-produced blockbusters, which has conditioned you into accepting the absolute lowest common denominator standards in filmmaking, writing and cinematography as somehow acceptable, when you should in fact feel nothing but contempt or disgust for any Kevin Feige-conceived product.

Even strictly in the field of capeshit entertainment, where the bar has always been pretty low, since they're primarly a children media, the level of genuine quality and creative abilities (which comes from studios giving freedom to an auteur with a strong personality and vision towards the material) has kept dropping since the 90's.

When Raimi's Darkman/Spider-Man, Del Toro's Blade 2/Hellboy, Burton's Batman 2 or Bird's The Incredibles offered innovative and playful set pieces, meaningful and relevant themes, each with a very distinct, appropriate tone and truly cinematic aesthetics (simply compare the lighting or editing to today's equivalents), none of these qualities are to be found in Civil War or any of the previous MCU entries. This is why Edgar Wright got fired from Ant-Man. This is why Feige keeps hiring visionless point-and-shoot directors who come from TV or comedy, colorblind cinematographers and art/set design teams who seem to be in love with grey, sterile hangars for some unexplainable reason. Action scenes are now being conceived by CGI teams months before the movie begins shooting and all follow the exact same formula.

Even as a child, I couldn't imagine being dazzled or amused by those turds, as they're utterly devoid of any charm, colors, magic or imagination.
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>>69372524
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/1462734049921.jpg/

Nice try
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>>69372593
The actual message is closer to "You could have chosen greatness. Wallow in <pic related>."
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>>69369556
HOLY FUCK!

Liz' face
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>>69372659
>>69372660
>>69372670
HOW CAN THESE KEKS BE SERIOUS??

DID THEY EVEN SEE THE TOMATOES SCORE??

LMAO SOMEONE DROP AN EVANS HEHEAS;JMKD OH GODTHE BLOD IS SOAKNGMYKEBRDICANTTYPENRE
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>>69372670
But I liked Nolan's and Burton's Batman movies. That's the best DC has to offer. Irrationally sucking Hack Snyder's cock is not going to get you good movies.
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>>69372705
TOLD

LMAO HOW CAN THE DCEU EVEN COMPETE?

Fucking kill yourself
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>DCucks are absolutely anally apoplectic right now
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>money equals quality
Avatar confirmed for greatest film ever.
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>>69372829
BRO DID YOU EVEN SEE THE TOMATOES SCORE? AWW YEAH SOMEONE BUST OUT THE GRAPHIC GET THIS GUY SOME ANAL CREAM LMAO!!

>>69372785
NICE WORD CHOICE BRO AWWW YEAH PLEASE HELP THE WORLD IS A LIFELESS VOID I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE HEHEHE SOMEONE GET ME AN EVANS
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>It's not fair! Why does Marvel get to have the good movies?!
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>>69372908
I KNOW MAN I DON'T GET IT WHEN WILL THESE DC COMIC KEKIES GET SOME TASTE? LMAO PLEASE GOD PLEASE
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>>69372939
Are you okay bro?
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>>69370862
Maybe it's because it didn't open internationally?

>DCucks
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>>69372957
He's booty-blasted and roughly 27% of his body weight is salt.
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Marvel threads should be a bannable offense.
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>>69372957
>>69372971
OHHH SNAPTHEY GOT ME PEGGED ACTUALLY IT'S SOME ISOPROPYL AND ORANGE JUICE HAHA ENDING IT TONIGHT BROS THANK GOD FOR THE YIFY RIP MAYBE THIS'LL TEACH MY DAD TO NOT BE SUCH A DICKHEAD HEHEHE DUDE I JUST REALIZED DICKHEAD AND DC BOTH HAVE D'S IN EM LMAO
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>>69369453
STOP! Righteously vengeful Stark!
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>>69372571
Just one more thing.

Why do Marveldrones fear what they don't understand?

Encountering the unknown reminds them of the ultimate unknown: death.

If a person is unsatisfied with their lives and feels inadequate they reject it out of fear of having to face their own mortality one day and realizing that they wasted their lives.

So instead of facing their inner demons they choose to cower in the warm and soothing but provisional embrace of escapism and ignorance, which is what Marvel flicks represents to them.

Have fun in your thread though.
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>>69373058
>a villain is making a pretentious speech
You're going to lose you know.
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>>69373058
One more thing to you.

Why does Snyder embrace what he doesn't understand?
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>>69373058
>Why do Marveldrones fear what they don't understand?

You mean failure?
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>>69373105
What is it you like so much about the MCU?
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>>69373030

What's it like being you?
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>>69373085
He understands it. He's reached further into the lore than pretty much anyone other than Nolan.
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>>69373291
Tell me about this lore, anon.
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>>69368909
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>>69369869
DON'T EVER REPLY TO ME AGAIN.
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>>69373405
Let's have a nice reversal and you tell me about it for a change. Tell me exactly how he got it wrong. You're an expert on it, right?
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>>69373495
That was my first reply to you and I've never read any Superman comics, you have no reason to be so upset at me.
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Reminder that Krager can't into prediction.
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>>69373492
OR TO MY WIFE'S SON.
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>>69373538
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What did he mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zWwd8n2JVI
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>>69373535
I was just asking. Sorry if I offended.

Surely >>69373085 will come back around at some point to enlighten us all.
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>>69373577
>I was just asking
No you weren't, you were being snide, salty and passive-aggressive. Now stop trying to shift the blame on others and tell me about this lore.
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>>69368909
jesus christ this gif is perfect
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>>69373602
I'm sorry. You don't get to tell me what I did and did not intend. If you take something other than intended, all I can do is apologize.

Accepting is on you.
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>>69368909
I bet Snyder's team made that gif.
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>>69373641
So am I to understand you actually don't know any more about Superman lore than I do? Because you're avoiding the subject pretty determinedly.
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>>69373669
No, but I am working from the assumption that you are actually >>69373085 refusing to defend their own statement. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong.

Suffice to say that they pulled from lore rarely explored - the beginning of Superman's career and the end of Batman's.
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>>69371389
>Laughing at Marvel fans using Marvel character.
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>>69373735
>I admit I don't know anything about it
Then how do you know Snyder does? What is your point of reference?
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>>69373779
>No, but I am working from the assumption that you are actually >>69373085 refusing to defend their own statement. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong.

"No," as in "No, that's not what you're to understand."
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>>69373828
Okay so you're going to pretend I'm someone I'm not so you don't have to answer me?
That's hardly productive.
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>>69373875
>productive capeshit discussion
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>>69373891
You know when I made my first reply I was under the impression I might actually garner some new understanding of BvS and shit, but that didn't happen. My naivete is endearing though, right?
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>ZACK, YOU TRIED TO HIDE FUN FROM ME, NOW IT'S GOING TO BLOW UP IN YOUR FACE
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>>69373875
I did answer you, and I did so honestly. If you actually cared to enter into a discussion on it, tale some time out to look up "The Dark Knight Returns" and Byrne's run on Superman back in the 80s. Those both provide a pretty good jumping on point.
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>>69373947
>I did answer you
Where? None of your posts mention anything about the Superman lore. You just bitch about how you think I'm someone else.
> tale some time out to look up "The Dark Knight Returns" and Byrne's run on Superman back in the 80s.
I own TDKR.
>Byrne's run on Superman
Hell no. This discussion is now over.
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>>69373928
Shoulda been lex
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>>69374001
So you admit you were lying?

>>69373535
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>>69369277

kek and nice dubs
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>>69374111
>still trying to bait
Why?
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>>69369575

27%*

:^)
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>>69374134
>>69374001
>Hell no. This discussion is now over.

And I'm baiting? You lied. Twice now. Care to go for the hat trick?
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>>69368909
true gifkino

thank you op
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>>69368909
>op gif

fucking kek
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