>>69356630
dude ramsay wins lmao
Black Lyanna when?
>Promise me, Ned
Why can't we have slim Emilia again? She was so cute
>>69359310
daenerys got fat
And now it ends.
>>69359369
>born in the north, with less insolation incidence
>black
what
>>69359369
HOL UP NED
>>69359310
>Game of Reddit
I have about as much respect for Game of Thrones as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is Reddit. It is video game hotpocket. It is capeshit. It is cheat dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it.
It is the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is meme. It is video game. It is SJW. It is Walter White. I am seething.
Nth for reddit. We tookover your board and your site and you cant do anything about i.
>Kill the boy Jon Snow and let the man be born
Based Aemon
>>69359444
upvoted
>>69359375
Can you imagine how she felt after terminator flopped? GoT ending is it for her career. After I lost a job once I drank heavily and gained weight like her.
If dubs Kentaro Miura will make a manga adaptation of ASOIAF
When is my boy Young Griff making his appearance on the show?
>>69359444
>>69359310
Will we see Rhaegar?
>>69359442
It used to be good desu. It used to be about duty, morals, leadership and war. Now it's just about shallow plotlines and pandering to stupid fans.
>>69359469
I doubt you had a million dollar contract though
>>69359442
someone edit his pic with (farts)
I haven't enjoyed this show since series 4, but I keep watching.
Why?
>>69359407
>I don't ever want to know what happens.
>>69359482
I wish
>>69359450
>>69359402
what are you implying?
>>69359469
but she was already chubbed up in that and in this season which were both filmed last year and earlier
she is just living well because she is making millions, imagine how many family size bags of doritos you would do in one sitting with all that cash
Who is this?
>>69359482
Please no, he HAS to finish Berserk by he dies, I've been reading it for 6 years already, REEEEEEEEE- -
>>69359375
She's a Rastafarian Targaryenwith a massive case of the munchies
>>69359560
Rickon
>>69359560
the wildling bitch, rickon is going to be kept to try and force sansa and jon into bad positions
at least if this show doesnt go full fucking retard it will be that way
first episode was eh
second episode was good
third episode made me remember how good this show is
holy shieeeet
>>69359560
That one loser who thought he was gonna be King. I can't even remember his name. Standish or something like that.
Oh well, doesn't matter, just like his character.
>>69359560
you're mom lol
>>69359482
My digits will it, but only until he finishes Berserk
>>69359580
faggot you don't even know suffering, i've followed that shit since 2001, you do not know true pain until you suffer the boat and the years, literal years it took.
>>69359532
Honestly I dont know I'm in the same boat. Sometimes you get good episodes like E2 this season but theyre few and far between.
>>69359580
Although Miura would probably improve things considerably. Berserk is like Dark Souls: The Manga
*toots*
>>69359652
And Dark Souls is shit. Gtfo
>>69359686
pycelle plz go and stay go.
TOP 10 Game of Thrones characters:
1.) Mago
2.) Mikken
3.) Khal Rhalko
4.) Lord Portan
5.) Masha Heddie
6.) Strong Sam Stone
7.) Lollys Stokeworth
8.) Jonos Bracken
9.) Whore
10.) Addam Marbrand
>>69359652
Other way around buddy Dark Souls takes lots of inspiration from Berserk.
>>69359637
Yeah, Stannis and his pet wolf. He had a wolf, right? Whatever, doesn't matter.
>>69359310
Is anyone hype as FUCK for the livestream of the Winterfell battle? I dont know if ill be able to handle the shitposting as CIA rides to the rescue
>>69359580
>only 6 years
heh
you know nothing, newshit
>>69359628
>he thinks Umbers actually betraying the North isn't already full fucking retard
>>69359691
According to whom exactly? You? Too bad, because most of the people think the games are gems.
>I think you just gotta git gud
>>69359706
>Lady Olenna not on that list
grandma don't fuck around
>Alliser Thorne
>Roose Bolton
>tfw all my favorite characters dropping like flies
at least based Stannis went into hidding to survive and recover
>>69359652
>berserk is like dark souls
If you have the chance you should consider killing yourself
whats the crazy trio up to this time
>>69359706
>sam stone
?
>>69359652
>Berserk is like Dark Souls: The Manga
Fucking /v/tards man
>>69359580
Reminder Platinum Stars is coming out in July. enjoy no more berserk ever
>>69359794
just hangin out
>>69359417
>>69359720
Stupid triggered Stanniscuck. You're seeing things. The kid that plays Rickon confirmed he doesn't die this season in an interview the other day on accident anyway.
>>69359770
Stannis is completely useless without Davos and Red priest
>>69359560
it's ya boy reekon
>>69359707
No shit, but most people have no idea what berserk is, thus I presented it that way. Also not to mention Bloodborne, which has numerous Berserk references (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ6bVb3FBqM)
>>69359835
If GNC, why come the umbreons killed the doggy?
>>69359746
>wants Wildlings to GTFO
>betraying the North
>>69359770
>at least based Stannis went into hidding to survive and recover
it's not /got/ unless there's Grade A Stannisfag delusion
>>69359560
Well fortunately it's not Theon since he teleports to the Iron Islands next episode
>now that's a trial by combat I look forward to seeing
What did he mean by this?
>>69359943
Cleganebowl
>>69359943
Anyone else miss longhaired Jaime?
>>69359943GETFUCKINGHYPE
>>69359994
I miss not an asshole Jaime
Yall who hated the ToJ fight did you like the Trial of combats that have taken place?
>The Hound vs Beric
>Bronn vs Vale knight
>Oberyn vs Mountain
Might be forgetting a few.
Who are the current best fighters?
>>69359746
>>69359894
Except the Umbers did the same thing in the books? And they're probably rusing the Boltons anyway?
>>69359913
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>>69360029
uwot? Old Jaime was the asshole one, remember pushing a kid out of a window?
>>69360038
Brienne is the best in all of westeros
>>69360040
No, half the Umbers joined Stannis and the others are probably going to betray Roose
>>69359913
seeing how this is a Stannis board...
>>69360038
*tilts head confusingly*
*raises paw*
*farts*
uuuhhmmm, whoever it is I bet he has a small cock
>>69360066
This
>>69360098
Stannis the deadis
>>69359913
Dany cuck plz go
>>69360066
second best after whipsnek. she could have killed trystane in a cramped cabin with a whip because her father taught her to be a strong womyn
>>69359648
>>69359580
>>69359744
Does Miura have an ending already that he'll release upon his accidental death?
Also the series is almost 30 years old. Just the thought of some teenager in 89' who picked this up on the every first day waiting 30 years makes me wanna die.
>>69359880
because it's directed by Doggy Dog™
>>69360066
Probably Ramsey and his "20 good men"
>>69360065
Yeah remember fucking up Ned? He had a redemption when chilling with brienne.
>>69359943
>>69359994
Anyone miss when the Lannisters HAD FUCKING BLOND HAIR?
>>69359994
I miss arrogant Jaime a bit, but Jaime is still based none the less.
>>69360164
Tommen still does.
>>69360065
>the things I do for love!
legitimately almost dropped the show right there, goddamn lmao
>>69360038
Books? Probably based Vicky G. Barristan is too old now, and he even says himself that with each passing day it gets harder to walk up the staircase to Dany's throneroom in Meereen or wherever that stair case leads to.
I can't even think of another person in the books that is explicitly stated to be a good / great fighter. I would say Brienne but has she literally ever won a single fight on her own?
In the show it's Brienne without even a shadow of a doubt.
>>69360136
I'm pretty sure the series is 80% complete by now.
>>69360128
stannisfags may be following a lost cause but they are certainly on a tier far above danyfags
>>69360038
this hearth-throb
>>69360038
brienne of tarth
the sand snakes
twenty of house goodmen
>>69360155
No, it will be Mary Sue Arya Stark.
>tfw no Jaime/Brienne love scene
>>69360219
ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>69360038
giant cunt
sandy cunts
cuntymodo
>>69360197
>80%
>6.75 more years to go
>>69360182
I watched the first episode right when it came out and didn't think much of it, wasn't until halfway through season 2 when my friends started talking about it that I picked it back up and binge watched all of it
/blog
>>69360038
There is no good fighters left.
Why the fuck would the Umber's betray the Starks? This has to be some kind of trap
>>69360283
Way more, since he is releasing it much less often than 15 years ago
>>69360184
She won a tournament to become one of Renly's kingsguard m8.
>>69360219
Even Karl "fookkin legend" Tanner beat him up no sweat
>>69360184
Vicky
Strongboar Crakehall
Robert Strong
Sandor
Strong Belwas
Garlan Tyrell
Jorah should get an honorable mention. He's spent a good deal of time as a mercenary and won a tourney in his day.
>>69359835
proof it faggot
>>69359629
The third episode was just as bad as the first kek, only good ep was 2.
>>69360319
He literally says why. Jon let the Wildlings in
>>69360319
Welcome to the world of shitty D&D writing
>>69360037
I liked Bronn and Ser Vardis, also the hound and beric. Oberyn vs the mountain had him more show boating than probing.
>>69360164
Cersei and Tommen do
Although Cersei's short hair is the color of dehydrated piss and doesn't look believable in the slightest
>>69360319
Jon explicitly tells Stannis not to use the Wildling army in the books because it'll piss off the Umbers
Stannis heeds his advice, half the Umbers bow to Stannis because they despise the Boltons and want revenge for the Red Wedding, the other half bow to Roose because the crown still has hostages from House Umber from the Red Wedding
Jon sends Wildlings south of the wall in the books, Umbers get pissed off and betray the Starks
>>69360377
Starks went to war against rebellious Stark-blooded Lords Commander before.
>>69360319
At this point idk even know anymore
On the one hand it would make sense to be a trap
On the other the jews never fail to disappoint
Everyone here discussing it doesn't help either, it's 50/50 to me
>>69359835
>being a triggered showpleb
>>69360197
>mfw it ends with guts and casca settling down on the island completely forgetting about Griffith leaving him to rule the world for eternity
>>69360250
>tfw
>>69360377
>quality writing D&D
>>69360329
Yeah but none of the people she fought against were even that good. Loras is extremely overrated.
>>69360359
Sandor is """""dead"""" so I didn't mention him.
We haven't had any details of what the rest of them can actually do or how good they are specifically, unless I missed something (which I quite possibly did).
But out of the most well known people I'd still have to go with Victor Gee.
>>69360423
Yes.
>>69360464
>>69360359
Also I didn't even see you mentioned Belly Belwas, and somehow forgot about him completely.
He's definitely up there, too.
>>69360464
Loras is overrated as a jouster, not as a fighter.
>>69360184
Brienne is still pretty good in the books, but not ridiculously so like the show version
She earned her place in Renly's rainbow guard
>>69360496
no. Who gives ashit about the fat man's self insert
>THE NORTH REMEMBER
only an oldbitch had memory in this fucking show
>>69360038
The Hound
>>69360347
delete this
DELET THIS
>>69359375
How did we go from this...
>>69360038
why, john snow ofcourse
Do you think GRRM masturbates to the sex scenes he writes?
>>69360464
>loras is extremely overrated
Correct me if I'm wrong but didnt he win that big tournie at king landing? Loras in the books is an excellent fighter, one of the best.
>>69359375
>>69360554
to this?
>>69360464
Garlan is flat out said to be amazing. Better than Loras Tyrell. He just doesn't get the glory because he's humble as fuck. The dude practices against 3 knights at once and holes his own.
Sandor is alive and well. The Hound is dead.
We know what Robert Strong's deal is. He's the mountain. Who we know is dangerous as fuck.
Jaime says Strongboar could probably match him in a fight, due to his sheer strength. He's probably near Vicky G. Level. GreatJon Umber is too.
Blackfish is also pretty dangerous though he's up there in years.
>>69360565
He probably masturbates to the ones he isn't brave enough to put in.
>>69360457
What's wrong with it
>tfw I've been screencaping all these smug faggots who still think Stannis is dead and I'm ready to spam this shit board once the King comes back
>>69360098
I think Whoresbane and Crowfood are working together to fuck the Boltons over. They have to be, because there's no way otherwise that Crowfood would just be right outside Winterfell right when Theon and Farya jump off the walls.
Also, forgive me going full Preston but it's mentioned that all of the men in Winterfell with Whoresbane are old men and the men outside with Crowfood are young boys. If you pay attention many of Manderly's men are old including his head officer and Manderly deliberately didn't bring his son. Now Manderly starts doing deranged suicidal shit for revenge and doesn't seem to care if he dies, I get the feeling Whoresbane is playing the same game but more subtly.
>>69360611
Kek
>>69360412
I just remember everyone predicting Talisa would betray Robb because she was suspicious as fuck, and then they just played it straight.
I never trusted their OC not to be shitty again
>>69360611
You're doing R'hlorr's work anon
>>69360472
>>69360507
Other way around. Loras is overrated as a swordsman. He's an excellent jouster and horseman. Prodigal even.
But he got BTFO by Brienne in the melee and in the books she really isn't that great.
>>69360611
10/10 will shitpost with
>>69360611
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
bloodbournelaughingman.jpg
>>69360554
I know you're talking about dany, but even look at the scene. It looks so much more real than the other one the texture, the lighting.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/game-of-thrones-art-parkinson_us_5730d3c3e4b016f378968aee
WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
FUCKING RETARDS WHY WOULD YOU GO WITH THAT
ITS NOT A SAD DEATH ITS FUCKING RETARDED YOU DUMB WRITERS
>>69360611
thank you brother
Stannis and his remnants helped the Glover's storm deepwood, he's currently gathering support in the hill clans and will ASSEMBLE YOU DOGS with his troops and get revenge on Ramsay when the battle between the wildings and Ramsay appears lost
>>69360423
Does sound somewhat plausible. Or it ends with both dying. Either way I'm sure that Guts will die, so that his soul will finally find peace
>>69359706
Where's Balon Swann?
are there any good clues or fan theories about what happened to Gendry or if he'll make a return?
>>69360682
And all the actors said Jon was dead for good, too.
>>69360611
DEAD DEAD DEAD
>>69359706
>you'll never be bros with the king of bros, Addam Marbrand
>>69360575
In the books he is a pretty good fighter
In the show idk because he is just a faggot
>>69360722
kek stannisautist
>>69360717
He is rowing around the island
>>69360717
Gendry doenst matter
>>69360682
It's your own fault for expecting some amazing plot twist from the hacks.
It's 6 seasons in and you still haven't fucking learned.
I don't know what else needs to happen for you to understand this shit.
Well, rip. Good going D&D. What a shallow fucking season.
>>69360682
They don't give a fuck dude. They're clearly rushing to chop off all the loose ends so that they can focus on Jon, Dany, and Tyrion, and be done with the story.
>>69360722
And Talisa sure was writing suspicious letters.
>>69360659
Yeah he got BTFO in the melee... after winning against literally every other notable warrior in the Stormlands and the Reach
>>69360659
I thought the opposite. His main onscreen joust was using a mare in heat to piss off the mountain and almost get cut in two.
I'd argue that book Brienne is actually far more effective in a tourney setting because of her hangups with murdering people. Couple that with how everyone was underestimating her and losing in the melee isn't really a mark against him.
currently in the show daario is probably one of the top 5 fighters
>>69359986
Confirmation of owl
>>69360745
s1-4 were solid as fuck piss off man
>>69360750
K E K RICKONFAGS WHERE ARE YOU AT? WHERE'S YOUR THEORY NOW
>>69359994
Nah, short hair isn't too bad.
>>69360029
This. What the fuck happened to his character these past 3 episodes?
>>69360750
Fuck.
I literally only reacted to that direwolf head. Fuck Rickon
>>69360611
They will have to pay the traitor's price themselves
>>69360750
They're just rushing to close loose ends because they don't want to do the show anymore
I don't understand why umber never brought rickon to roose
>>69360760
Which wasn't anything spectacular.
I'm not saying he's a bad fighter m8. He just isn't amazing, like say prime Jaime or Sandor. There's a good deal of people that would beat his ass in a melee.
There aren't many who could compete with him on a horse though. He is legit one of the best, if not the current best, horsemen in the realm.
>>69360601
because its a piss poor stupid reason to sell out the last Stark
>>69360682
Did you really expect one of the actors to say "Yeah totally this fan theory is correct. You guessed it. Sorry to spoil it for everyone!"
>>69360554
>>69360815
Because smalljon was raping rickon
Who is more deluded?
>Stannisautists
>Rickonpedos
>>69360815
Because they wanted a real man to rule the North, and now they have one.
>>69360815
D&D are retarded, don't think about it too hard
>>69360750
Winterfell is Sansa's
The sooner Rickonfags can accept it, the easier it'll be the next few episodes watching him get horribly tortured and ultimately killed in episode 9
>>69360774
Literally every single major plot point from seasons 1 - 4 were from Martin, not the hacks. They couldnt write an original storyline worth a wet shit.
Seriously look at Dorne.
>>69360842
Showplebs. Actually just the same retarded one thats always been triggered by Stannis popularity
>>69360842
I'd say Rickonpedos. He doesn't have enough lines to warrant a conspiracy.
>>69360866
Will she marry Ramsey again to get revenge on him for raping her?
Friendly reminder that more pornstars are being cast for the show
Friendly reminder that we're getting a bunch of new OC characters like Lhara, Sissy, The Mole's Town Madam and Morag Craster
Friendly reminder that Bran is being kidnapped and taken to Craster's keep in an engaging filler arc
Friendly reminder that Kit Harington has said S4 has plenty of sex
Friendly reminder that Jaime and Brienne will have access to Sansa and won't help her escape
Friendly reminder that Loras and Jaime are going to fight over Cersei at the PW
Friendly reminder that Locke is being sent to the Wall
Friendly reminder that Brienne will be talking to Margaery and Joffrey at the PW
Friendly reminder that Oberyn is more interested in contortions than conversation
Friendly reminder that we got Tycho Nestoris but no Strong Belwas, Donal Noye, Garlan, Willas, Smalljon or Dacey
Friendly reminder that Brienne will be done her Feast content in S4
Friendly reminder Tommen has been recast and made to look like he's 16
Friendly reminder that the surprise of Stannis going to the Wall has already been ruined
Friendly reminder that the Tickler is already dead meaning Arya will have nothing to do for an entire season
Friendly reminder that Yara is sailing to the Dreadfort
Friendly reminder that Jon will be elected LC before the battle
Friendly reminder that Shae will not testify against Tyrion
Friendly reminder that Stannis is going to Braavos
Friendly reminder that Bronn is going to die trying to save Tyrion
Friendly reminder that the show will never reveal who sent the assassin after Bran
Friendly reminder that Myranda will be Ramsay's partner in crime and possible love interest
Friendly reminder that Lord Blackmont will be there to give Oberyn some gay sex scenes
Friendly reminder that Ygritte will replace Val
Friendly reminder that Tyrion will kill Tywin because he killed Shae
Friendly reminder that "Nothing is just nothing"
Friendly reminder that S4 is going to be shit
>>69360565
Duh. He writes pointless lesbian sex scenes for characters who aren't even bi, but won't write gay sex scenes between dudes. Almost all sex scenes he writes is for his personal pleasure.
>>69360842
They are all bad, the Jonautists too
The Maisiefags are the absolute trash of humanity though, absolutelydisgusting.jpg
>>69360861
>BECAUSE YER FUTHER WUZ A CUNT
kek
D&Ds shitty writing literally leads people to think something is going on behind the scenes when its really just bad writing.
>>69360717
he's gonna be the one that sits on the Iron Throne at the end
you know it, i know it, we all know it
>>69360611
brienne bowing to sansa shows that she's still a slave to her honor. do you really think she let your false king live?
>>69360866
you seriously think D&D are going to have a child get tortured on screen after the backlash last year over Sansa just having unpleasant yet consensual sex ?
>>69360916
Post old copy pasta
>>69360842
Stannisautists?
Rickonpedos are just underrating D&D laziness
>>69360925
>The Maisiefags are the absolute trash of humanity though
It is known, fortunately it there aren't many of them these days
>>69360910
No, she'll take her cousins army and slaughter every Bolton in her path with it, Ramsay included
>>69360507
Completely reversed. His brother is even noted as a far better swordsman.
>>69360750
>believing hbo disinfo
>>69360828
he could just not do the interview or even answer the question you nigger
>>69360647
Gay as fuck
>>69360921
How would he write a gay sex scene when there is no opportunity, or have you forgotten the chapters are pov
George handles gay characters just fine 2bh
>>69360981
>deleted post
what didf the jannies mean by this
>>69360575
No, he didn't. He cheats first of all, and still loses.
>>69360937
i was thinking its not possible bc he's a bastard?
any logic to substantiate it?
>>69361001
Look at the way he answered the question: “Uh, yeah, I’d say so”
Real definitive.
>>69361002
Rhaegar was a fuckboy. That's why JonCon wanted his boipussy
>>69360590
>trendy looking boots with heels
>jeans
Is the costume department getting as lazy as the writers?
So, can Bran have kids?
>>69360953
>>69360980
Right, so he's not overrated as a swordsman. Garlan is literally tip-top tier, no shame in that.
>>69360949
>implying D&D give a shit about male children
Also did we not just see Olly die horribly from short hanging?
D&D love Ramsay and his torture porn, it'll suck for Rickon, but Sansa was always the being setup to be the ruler of Winterfell
You should shut your fookin' hole.
>>69361031
VALYRIAN JEANS
>>69360659
>prodigal
Wrong word.
But yes, you are 100% right
>>69361045
No he literally is overrated as most people think he's actually better than Garlan, because Garlan personally doesn't want glory.
>>69361038
Aegon I, conquest, seven kingdoms, incest, sister brides, dragon hides, faith of seven unrest,
Dance of dragons, irony, lock away the brides to be, Baelor blessed's sacred message, may the Seven smile on me,
Daemon mad, rebellion, getting killed by Bloodraven, Bittersteel, full of feels, couldn't be Targaryen,
On stepstones cross the border, Blackfyres all got slaughtered, soon be vexed, no-one checked if Maelys had any daughters,
YOUNG GRIFF ACTING A BITCH, BLACKFYRE FUCKING SHIT
We didn't start the fire! It was always burning since Aegon landed!
We didn't start the fire! Though we tried to fight it Varys had it lighted!
Rhaegar Lyanna, prophecy, Brandon Rickard, mockery, water shimmers, rubies glimmer, Baratheon victory,
Mad and angry Bobby B, wants to murder Kelly C, change of plans from Jorah's hands, he thinks that she wants the D,
Now D stands for Daario, dragons do fellatio, Meereen rotting, sunset squatting, Dany is a crazy ho,
Fighting pits, bloody rings, poisoned locusts, assassins, no-one listens, now shit's kicking, being Shavepate is suffering,
BARRY STAN SMELLS DORNISH LIES, THE DARK QUENTYN SHALL RISE
We didn't start the fire! It was always burning since Aegon landed!
We didn't start the fire! Though we tried to fight it Varys had it lighted!
Rat cook, find the guests gone, table flipping, Smalljon's strong, Freys and Twins, brazen sins, guest right? Guessed wrong,
Alayne Stone, Harry the Heir, Lysa dies, no-one cares, lemon cakes, full of hate, Littlefinger should be scared,
Bran's got wood, Jojen Paste, Rickon love, Meera hate, Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor, Summer's gay,
Walk of shame, queen called a ho, house Lannister falling slow, too much lust for Goldhand Just, and Moon Boy for all I know,
TONIGHT, THE LONGEST NIGHT, CLEGANEBOWL, GET HYPE
We didn't start the fire! It was always burning since Aegon landed!
We didn't start the fire! Though we tried to fight it Varys had it lighted!
>>69361018
he'll take it by conquest
>>69360830
How much she bench?
>>69361054
I don't mind Sansa becoming warden of the north for a few months until the others come and rek her shit
but they're not going to torture a kid on screen, at worst it'll happen off screen and we'll see the aftermath like with theon in the books
>>69361069
I meant prodigious but brain farted.
I don't want frogfu to die but I know she will
>>69361078
My bad. I thought you meant overrated by fans, not overrated in-universe.
>>69361082
fucking fantastic
>>69360611
You're as honorable and stubborn a shitposter as your father
>>69360717
That since Hendry looks like Robert, him and Arya, who resembles Lyanna, will meet up again and confess their love and the Starks and Baratheons will finally be United by blood. There was another interesting one but I forgot it. Google it.
>>69360038
Syrio Forel, the first sword of Bravos.
>>69360611
Godspeed, anon.
>>69361082
>tfw we will never get a prequel season
>Episode 1: The Tourney at Harrenhal
>Rhaegar playing the saddest song in the world
>Seeing Howland "Howlin'" Reed chill with the Starks
>Ned and Barristan spilling Spaghetti on Ashara
>Brandon pulling pussy
>Jaime sworn into the Kingsguard
>The Knight of the Laughing Tree
>Rhaegar winning the tourney at Harrenhal then dissing his wife to crown Lyanna
Later
>"His will be the song of ice and fire"
>Ned running around the country
>Young roaring Robert muscled like a maidens dream
>Young Cat who is actually cast as a smoking hot Riverlands girl
>Battle of the Bells
>The Trident gets a whole episode where we see Barristan the Based in top form
>Rubies in the Trident
>The late Tywin's duplicitous sacking of kings landing
>Gregor bowing, bending, and breaking Elia
>'Burn them all'seeing Jaime kill his father
>Mace Tyrell and Paxter Redwyne feasting while Stannis starved, making it all the more bitter when he is denied Storm's End
>Stannis' assault on Dragonstone and the escape of Viserys with Darry
>Davos' onion-won knighthood
>The Tower of Joy battle, culminating with Howland and Ned vs Arthur Dayne and we see Howland warg into Arthur
>'No, now it ends'
>Finally, Ned brings homeJon of the Houses Targaryen and Stark, First of His Name, The Song of Ice and Fire, Slayer of Dragons and Commander of the Others, Born a Bleeding Star in the Skies, Azor Ahai Reborn and the Prince that was Promised, 998th and 1000th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, the Night's King and the King of Winter, Rightful King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm
>>69361209
THE BEST SWORDSMAN GOT KILLED BY MERYN FUCKING TRANT
>>69361133
That's what I was implying, Rickon will get the Reek or book Mance treatment before he dies, but off screen of course
>>69361034
No silly, boys can't get pregnant.
>>69361237
The best swordsman didnt have a sword.
>>69360038
a man has no name, he teaches a girl who also has no name, a man does not have a face
>>69361018
Jon is going to be king. There's too much King imagery associated with him in the books for it not to happen
>>69360432
>>69360250
But there is one.
>>69361237
THE GREATEST SWORDSMAN WHO EVER LIVED DIDN'T HAVE TWO WOODEN SWORDS?!
>>69361290
THE BEST SWORDSMAN DIDN'T HAVE A SWORD?!?!?!
>>69361235
who says we wont
>>69361235
I'm sorry, but did Robb Stark already lose? Oh, that’s right. The wedding feast isn’t even over yet. In fact, it’s only at the bedding. Does being shot full of quarrels right after the bedding count as a loss? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you make this topic when the wedding feast is still going on? Robb Stark and his army are still waging a war and have been winning every battle up until now. They’re feasting with one of the worst lords in Westeros who just happens to have the advantage because they’re feeding off the energy of a thrilling rendition of the Rains of Castamere. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Starks are one of the best fucking Houses in Westeros, they went undefeated in battles last year and would have won the Iron Throne if Edmure didn’t choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you’re going to be embarrassed when Robb Stark wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Arya's there, and her and the Hound are going to release Greywind. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling that you’re the only guy making all these anti-Stark topics because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like the House because they’re full of honors. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking Houses on the board, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot your threads now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>>69361054
Killing Rickon means House Statk is effectively extinct in the male line. But DnD don't think about that.
>>69361322
degenerate as fuck
>>69361237
Didn't die on camera, was skilled enough to get away.
>>69361008
Then why do none of the straight dude characters experiment? I agree he writes the gay characters well, but he's an old, fat, pervert. There's no denying that.
>>69359310
has gordon ramsay been revealed to be azor ahai yet?
>>69361345
Not one like that, that is for sure.
>>69361322
delete this
>>69361322
Why won't normies film reaction videos of this?
the north remembers
house stark until the bitter end..
>>69361322
Bullshit, that's clearly Varys and Lyanna.
>>69361383
I mean you pretty much laid it out perfectly, what about a movie?
or a standalone series would work just as well
>>69361370
cool, he just slithered away down a drain or something right?
>>69361322
>this is technically heterosexual porn
