anime adaptation when?
>>69353907
First for ser alliser thorne
memes aside, wasn`t Pycelle farting all the time in the books?
my dick is on fire
Tickets to the ruse cruise still available, get 'em while they're hot!
Friendly reminder Emilia is a total sweetie irl
It's fucking flat out true that Jon is described as the spitting image of Ned Stark on multiple occasions. He is called a north man's north man.
Is Jon is a Targ then GRRM is a fucking hack.
>>69356630
nth for (farts)
>>69356630
*pooooooot* =3
haha
why is he so perfect, /got/?
Reminder that for super sekrit reasons Jon was referred to in script as LC, and Carice nicknamed Kitt "Long Cock".
If the Baratheons were usurpers, why was Stannis' blood so powerful?
Did he get magic blood the minute that Bobby B sat on the throne
>>69356704
I cant wait to laugh at rickonfags when osha is one of the flayed burning women and he gets shot down by ramsey in episode 9/10
>>69356746
Targ ancestry. It was a grandmother, I believe?
I want to marry Maisie!
>>69356656
This
https://a.pomf.cat/eqknsk.webm
>>69356746
they're descended from one of aegon's cousins IIRC, that's why robert was even able to make a claim in the first place
>>69356744
>>69356746
>"Power is a shadow on the wall"
It's the belief of millions.
>mfw Varys doesn't have a cock
>>69356720
>GRRM is a fucking hack
FTFY
Oath breakers in the episode:
Jon even though he is fair on the technicality
Smalljon
Dany. She broke the oath of her marriage by not going to Vars Dothrak.
Why are you arguing the title?
Jon Snow leads an army of wildlings against Boltons, outnumbered 6 to 1.
Ramsay frees Rickon and tells him to run. Rickon flees, then Ramsay keeps taking shots at him. Jon rides to save Rickon but Rickon gets shot just before he reaches him. It is unknown if Rickon survives(I'd say he is a goner, though, because DABID needs more reaction videos on YouTube).
Wildlings get rekt, and a pile of bodies form in the middle of the battle. Wildlings climb to the top of the pile after getting encircled by Bolton spearmen and having nowhere to retreat to. Tormund kills Umber.
Just when defeat looks certain for the good guys, CIA arrives with the knights of the Vale to shatter Ramsay's flank. Ramsay retreats back into Winterfell.
Wun Wun breaks Winterfell's gates down only to get shot in the eye and killed by Ramsay. Jon reaches Ramsay and beats him to death.
Him and Sansa re-unite.
Reminder that Starks go extinct this season.
>>69356753
I can't wait to laugh at "spoiler" fags when they realize the episode 9 spoilers were posted by an HBO plant to get everyone on the ruse cruise
I'm honestly surprised that they haven't shoehorned The Rains of Castamere or the fucking bear song into this season
>>69356753
i can't wait to laugh at you for not seeing something being obvious that they should have THIS IS A RUSE flashing on screen
>>69356705
Doesn't excuse her shit acting.
>>69356805
Butthurt Stannisfags trying to be more relevant than fartposters and failing miserably.
>>69356806
>Starks go extinct this season
>Jon porks Sansa and gives her a little Stark in her belly
Pick 1
>>69356806
>Sansa, Arya, and Bran are all still alive
>Starks go "extinct"
Huh?
>>69356769
>>69356785
Bullshit, Mance's blood could be used, as could the Redbeard's (descendant of old king-beyond wall).
>>69356806
How are Starks extinct when Bran, Sansa and Arya still live?
>>69356720
wow it's almost like he could look like ned's sister or something
>>69356806
Nice funfuction
>>69356774
Freak
>>69356859
And how do you know about Mance's ancestry?
Why the fuck was this guy wielding two swords. I liked being able to see the battle, but it was handled so fucking awfully. We're led to believe this is how the best swordsman in all of Westeros fought? By turning a fucking sword around in one hand and swinging it like a retard?
>>69356806
>Just when defeat looks certain for the good guys, CIA arrives with the knights of the Vale to shatter Ramsay's flank. Ramsay retreats back into Winterfell.
THE WALL WAS ONE THING, BUT YOU KIDS WOULDNT LAST ONE MINUTE IN WINTERFELL
>>69356839
>Pick 1
ok
>Starks go extinct this season
>>69356880
Keep licking that GRRM heel. But his wife said RLJ isn't happening anyway and I'll believe it.
>>69356902
Get that fake Spartacus da fuck outta here
>>69356791
>mfw Jon has a tiny dick
Dabid is a fucking genius, these quips get me every time how does he keep doing it
>>69356806
The teaser makes it look like Sansa will be with Jon since she arrives at castle black next episode. So she will go south with Jon. Then cia shows up on his own maybe?
Also what's your problem with reaction videos?
>>69356806
tbf, all of the starks are boring
>>69356806
One Stark boy still stands. Figuratively.
Posting Japanese ASOIAF covers for you OP.
>ser arthur dayne, greatests swordsman in westeros
>killed by the first spear or arrow thrown his way
fucking hell.
Preston said Jon was the Oathbreaker in the title before his video was taken down. Preston is our guy. Ergo, Jon is an oathbreaker.
>>69356932
>fake SpartacusFartacus
>>69356744
If she wants to see a real resurrection, she should lay hands upon my dick.
>>69356914
Lol Robin and his Vale army could beat every house 1v1 except for the Tyrells if they wanted to
>>69356805
Because one guy keeps saying Jon broke his oath and the title only means that
>>69356705
Provide story pls. I want to hear about my chubby queen.
Emilia was so hot.
>>69356919
So you dont want a jon fucking sansa scene?
>>69356769
The baratheons are targ bastards
>>69356858
Women's children take their husbands names and bran has a broken dick.
>>69356936
>(farts)
>>69356791
I make eucnich jokes. He makes dwarf jokes.
>>69357008
the poor girl's had enough manlet penis inside her. let a big guy have her for once.
So is that "Jon is an oathbreaker, the fact he died doesn't mean shit" guy legit? Is he right or just retarded? I mean it does say "all the nights to come"
>>69356839
>>69356858
>>69356871
Jon is a Targaryen fucking shit.
Bran can't father children because he is a cripple.
Sansa and Arya are women. They don't pass on the family name.
>>69356944
Maybe. The leaks said that they re-united, though.
Nothing, but the show basically revolves around shock deaths at this point.
>>69356963
damn, hbo's casting really nailed arya
>>69356897
>grasping this hard
>>69357060
I await your answer with citations and proof.
1st for E-meal-ia clark
>>69357007
That's photoshop anon
>>69356932
A true Spartacus fan would have tolerated Liam and eventually come to like him. He did his best, and while Season 3 wasn't that great, he did the character justice. Not everyone can be Andy.
>>69356806
The one where shirtless Ramsay meets nights kings was funnier.
>>69356902
but dabid thought it was cool!
In reality yeah it was stupid, he could just use Dawn and a shield like any knight would
>>69356871
Sansa and Arya cannot produce children named Stark, unless the marry Bran. I highly doubt Bran will make it out of that tree alive. Not in the books anyway. DABID might have other plans. Maybe Tony Stark shows up to give Bran robot legs and they all live happily ever after.
>>69356720
Lyanna's seed is strong
>>69356897
>mfw Mance is actually rhaegar
>>69356858
>>69356858
>cripple who presumably can't have sex
>gurls
No one will pass on the Stark name.
>At last I have finally become Game of Thrones, an adaptation by David Benioff and D. B. Weiss
what did he mean by this?
>>69357020
>cripples can't have sex
What....
>>69356776
I was expecting a fart at the end of this.
>>69357046
I'll be honest with you: It doesn't fucking matter
There is gonna be no repercussion whatsoever
>Raydar
>Ray-dar
>Ray-gar
>Rhae-gar
>Rhaegar
HOLY FUCK
>>69357047
>Bran can't father children because he is a cripple.
Why not? You know something about Bran's junk that I don't know?
so did they just have no idea what to do with the story and decided to just make it a comedy?
Did someone say anime?
>>69357133
>implying meera doesnt regularly milk bran with her mouth and then deposit his seed with her fingers
>>69357106
Can Bran even impregnate anyone at this point?
>>69356720
He's described as having strong Stark features, which only plays into the idea that he is half Targ, since their features are very recessive.
>>69357193
dick still work nigga.
>>69357106
In the show they say Bran will get out of the cave. But he won't father any children. It says so in the books.
Who knows what DABID might be up to, though? They might kill Rickon and make Bran able to reproduce.
>>69356902
Where were you when Spartacus won the Cleganebowl?
>>69357086
Thank the lords for Crixus and Gannicus
>>69357052
Holy fuck
Do you think GRRM got to bang any of the actors on this show?
>>69357169
>>69357151
>>69357102
>>69357057
>>69357009
>>69356963
This is awesome, please go on.
>>69357075
Mance was born a random wildling. I guess he could be a Targ bastard seven generations back, but so could literally anyone, and in the absence of evidence you assume the average i.e. not that.
The probability is vanishingly slim and you are a troll or moronically fixated.
>>69357205
I learned on hannibal that a cattle prod to the prostate stimulates ejaculation so cast lightning bolt in his butt.
>>69357040
(farts) is the best meme to come out of /got/ in ages. I literally can't believe they fucking stooped to fucking fart comedy, I never thought they'd stoop this low. It's worse than fucking Bad Pussy, I could at least wrap my mind around that line even if it was fucking stupid.
I think Weiss is literally retarded.
>>69357191
I'm not sure if you guys actually believe the Mance = Rhaegar theory or not
I hope you don't, it's not true guys
>>69357231
he had to demonstrate what he meant by fat pink mast to DnD probably
>>69356720
And Arya is said to look like Lyanna even though she isn't her mother. It makes sense that Jon would look like his mother's brother.
>>69357231
Man's never banged anyone in his life
>>69357144
It says so in the books nigger.
>>69357210
>Targ features
>very recessive
Daeron II and Aegon IV say no
>>69357198
Remember when /got/ had an autistic fit when Euron was cast and he didn't have an eyepatch or blue lips and failed to match the anime character they were expecting?
Do actors not have it in their contract that they need to maintain their body weight or is Maisie and Emilia being told to get fat for show related reasons? I can't understand why they're still on the show otherwise.
>>69356806
False.Rikon's body flayed and burnt with a wolfs head on the pyre
now that we were discussing spartacus, ironicly, one of the very few places where dual wielding swords was seen (although rarelly) was in the arena.
>>69357191
wow, so Jon half warg, and half can detect enemy ships
>>69357231
>>69357275
Why is Arya the only one to look like a proper stark while the rest all look like Tully fucking shits?
>>69357283
IRL genetics suggest that violet eyes (since they don't exist) and silver hair are recessive whereas brown eyes and dark brown hair are dominant.
>>69357193
It says so in the fucking books. Ned thinks something like "Maybe he won't walk or father any children of his own, but he will live."
Maybe he doesn't feel anything from the waist-down.
>>69357291
They know they're too popular to be recast.
>>69357144
He doesn't have broken legs he is paralyzed from waist down. He likely can't get hard. Maybe if a guy fucked him in the ass and gave him a prostate orgasm into a woman. But who would help Bran do that outside of /got/? Maybe Bran gets fucked by Hodor and he cums into Meera?
>>69357309
That's too small to be Rickon; its apparently lyanna mormont
>tfw you'll never be captured and impregnated by a handsome man with dragon's blood
why keep on living?
>>69357291
maisie is not fat delete this
>>69357260
>they stooped
just being faithful to the source material my man :^)
lol her eyebrows are so wonky
who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to cast her as daenerys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz2k6t6rjBY
>>69357309
Could be that, too.
Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if the leaks are false and Jon loses the battle to end up Reek'd at this point.
>>69357231
We all know he banged the funny whore
we all know frogfu wants to hop on that hodor dick anyway
Jon Snow's body is sex
Are D&D seriously deleting Arya's entire back story and turning her into a complete brand new person entirely unrelated to Arya Stark?
That seems so fucking anti-climatic.
>>69357405
>>69357411
we all know-mind
>>69357291
Why is it men work hard to maintain their physique but women can just bloat up and no one comments on it?
I mean how is Dany supposed to gain weight while going through all her hardship?
>>69357386
S U N S E T
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>>69357282
>the books
Lol, irrelevant. Books are no longer canon.
Take your fanfiction to >>>/lit/
>>69357390
for every /got/ try-hard who hates on her there are tens of thousands that adore her
keep sperging
>>69357363
He probably can't feel anything in his prostate either. It's over - he can't cum.
>>69357379
literally no reason
>>69357444
she probably hate drogon
>>69357193
Ned say that Bran can't father children in the books
>>69357363
I know 3 paraplegic people and they can all get hard and two have (very weird) girls who fuck them. Dunno if that's an outlier but it definitely happens.
Maybe the dick has a dedicated nerve for getting blood or something? Evolution is about sex so I could imagine that.
>>69357265
This is chuuni as fuck
>>69357436
It's pretty obvious she is gonna still be Arya by the end
>>69357309
it's stannis
>>69357506
let me rephrase that
she probably ate* her dragon
i counted no less than 8 dick jokes in ADWD last night
apparently its acceptable though because they are of a higher caliber dick joke than D&D's
>>69357519
>paraplegics get laid and I don't
why wont the fat man finish writing so i can end my life already
>>69357052
This fucking guy.
>>69357333
irl genetics don't apply to GoT.
Daeron had kids with a Dornish chick and his kids except one look like Targs.
And for anotherexample Orys is a Targ bastard but has black hair ad black eyes. Yet Rhaenys the Queen that never was, had all Targ features when her mother was Baratheon and father a Targ.
What if game of thrones was an anime
Would we be talking about it??????
>>69357390
Prepare to be triggered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztA__cx5xDU
>>69357325
Tully's must have strong genes.
>>69357424
post some, plz
The fan pandering in this season so far is just awful.
>Know that people have a seething hatred for this cheeky cunt and want to see him burn and die etc. just for stabbing their husbandu Jon
>10-Second portrait shot on his lifeless, hanging face to give all the fans a kinky boner
Gee I wonder why it didn't give the other fuckers the same treatment, guess that wouldn't have aroused enough people
Oh and Ramsay's LUCK build is still paying off, I see. Surprise you psychopathic trickster! I was just in the neighbourhood and thought I'd drop ANOTHER Stark at your doorstep!
The writing is a joke.
Tell me about Ramsay. Why does he flay the man?
>>69357390
Remember the girl they had to be Daenerys before they decided she was too expensive and recasted her as the then unknown Emilia? This could of been Daenerys.
>>69357338
>Ned Stark, the High Lord that has a side job as a maester, speculates that his prepubescent child will never father children
What....
>>69357593
L E W D
>>69357575
I know I would
Only difference is we would be on /a/ instead
>>69357597
It doesn't matter why he flays, what matters is his 20 good men
>>69357436
Are you a troll? This is her book arc too.
She'll work through it during a climatic moment in both versions. They just aren't signalling it as hard here.
>>69357593
Who is this wiener cleaner?
>>69357600
and you guys would hate her now and be posting pictures of emilia saying OMG THIS QT3.15 AUDITIONED WHY DIDNT SHE GET THE PART
>>69357634
ser twenty is only one man
>>69357593
Whoops, meant to post this.
>>69357660
clearly a boy
>>69357563
They're both super charismatic and good looking, sorry friendo the chads win even when in wheelchairs.
>>69357558
Well ADWD is 1000+ pages so it's less condensed
>>69357600
shes quite qt
>>69357662
I think we'd have to say pie in Emilias case
>>69357689
still would desu
>>69357734
Lol
>>69357575
If /got/ had an anime announced there would be a shit storm on /a/, /v/, and /tv/ and maybe /lit/ but I never go there and I'm sure everyone on /lit/ probably hates game of thrones and think their better than the rest of us so maybe not on /lit/.
Then when it was released everyone will decide they hate it regardless of how good it is. /a/ will hate it for being entry level. /v/ will hate it for not being DBZ enough. /tv/ will hate it for being too different from the book. /lit/ will hate it for being too much like the book.
But every episode will have a thread on each board for the entire duration of the season.
>>69357600
They recasted her because she sucked ass
And I mean really sucked ass when Emilia was considered an improvement
>>69357575
I can easily see Japan making it when the series is over. I will love every fucking minute of it too, especially dual wielding.
House Umber on the show is replacing what the Manderley's are doing in the books.
They going to fuck the Boltons up from the inside.
>>69357450
>Sam doing the japanese v-sign thingy
Epic. Simply eric
>>69357715
he cherry picked the best image he could find
she has a gigantic forehead and is pretty much the definition of ayyy lmao
Arya a cute!
>>69357689
What's his name?
>>69357803
>morons think the Umbers are pulling a ruse
come on people.
>>69357588
Right? "Eyyy, you're far ahead fookn coont, but you're not big bad guy material yet, 'ave a Stark m8"
>>69357744
>claims to be girl
>doesn't even post jon snus
>>69357803
Wyman has been cast. But tunlike the books wyman will probably be BTFO trying to rescue rickon from the inside.
>>69357826
Troll.
That lame sex scene of hers gave me a boner though.
>>69357575
ASOIAF would work better in anime where no one would give a shit the Tyroshi have green hair and things like that
>>69357790
they'll actually have a completed story and could clean up the mess DABID have made, if it was to happen
>>69357367
The "wolf head" actually looks like a bear head.
>>69357757
Some parts animated would look awesome 2bh
Maybe if years ago someone made a asoiaf manga then we would have a anime
>>69357826
mate she's the ugliest person I've ever had the displeasure of seeing. Not even exaggerating.
>>69357829
Seriously. You think a house that is related to Umber Hulks (pic related) is known for their quick wits and cunning?
>>69357829
>morons thing Umbers are actually siding with Boltons
I figure the ruse was something normies would pick up on, but for /tv/ to be cynical retards and fall for it to is a bit surprising.
>>69357826
>the maisieposter is back
Olly did nothing wrong.
Did you fuckers remember that his whole family was brutally murdered and then eaten by bunch of savage wildlings and he was forced to watch it? Ygritte was a member of this team. After childhood potentially filled with stories how savage wildlings are and then watching the most horrifying proof to these words, he have all the right in the world to seek revenge and be against Lord Commander who let the fucking wildlings through.
He was a good kid and he died for what he believed was right.
>>69357600
I don't know he she is either lol
>>69357578
>it`s people pretend that Emilia have a nice cleavage episode
>>69357875
tru
Night's Watch - sworn for life, forbidden from owning land, taking a wife, or fathering children
King's Guard - sworn for life and are forbidden from owning land, taking a wife, or fathering children
Maester's - sworn for life and are forbidden from owning land, taking a wife, or fathering children
Outside of priesthood, is there any precedent for this in European history? Why does everyone have to give up their inheritance and take a vow of celibacy for every job in Westeros?
>>69357450
Why does Jaime look like a Fire Emblem boss?
V O T E
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10179132
>>69357900
>but for /tv/ to be cynical retards and fall for it to is a bit surprising.
Its desperation. I guarartee the overlap between people that believe the Umbers are pulling a ruse and those that think D&D are good writers has a large overlap.
>>69357875
Well I imagine they'd at least make Dany riding out of the dragon pit not look like a cheap version of Neverending Story
>>69357872
its neither, its the tube under the wood used for creating FX. you only see it because of the angle
>>69357602
He got a letter from Lewyn. He most likely stated the details to him.
>>69357826
She is so much cuter on the show than she is in her real life pictures. It's fucking scary the difference good makeup and bad makeup can make.
>>69357575
Characters with unusual hair and eye colour? Check.
Teenager characters? Check.
Fantasy setting? Check.
Edgy dialogues? Check.
Brooding, emo main character, despite multiple hot women throwing themselves at him? Check.
>>69357678
no need to feel sorry
>>69357944
She does though, the push up looks nice, completely naked her tits are meh
Realistically, will we ever see salsa's tits? She's like 22 now.
>>69357824
>ayyy lmao
perfect princess of an incestuous family line
>>69357875
Animated Dayne fight between him and Ned with Ice and Dawn would be GOAT
>>69357913
he stabbed the person who took him in and cared for him in the fucking stomach.
i don't much care how "nobel" you think his motives where. he's a traitor and deserves to be hanged.
>>69357947
The templars?
>>69357875
Would love to see Battle of the Blackwater, specifically the kingsguard on the boat bridge where Tyrion said they were "dancing". I forgot the exact quote but he says they were in perfect unison.
>>69357896
Not as ugly as your mom though, lol
>>69357984
Don't forget unrealistic feats of strength
Pussy fart jokes when ?
>>69357575
Oh fuck I just realized they wouldn't have to age up any of the characters for the anime and subsequent seasons wouldn't have the child actors slowly grow into troglodytes.
Sign me up.
>>69357913
loyalty and duty > family
the NW becomes your new family. he didn't let it go and he got (rightfully) rekt
How can ASOIAF compete?
>>69357961
>there are people not voting for CIA
he's the only one left worth rooting for.
>>69358005
except for the part where she is supposed to be the most beautiful woman in the entire world, including westeros and essos
this isnt our world, its GRRMs world and in his world incest makes crazy people but not ugly
>>69358052
>Not (queefs)
You made a mistake
>>69357913
Revenge would only be justifiable if he killed the people who actually killed his parents. Jon didn't kill his parents. He had no right to take Jon's life.
>>69357984
Don't forget powerlevels and legendary swords.
>>69357947
because it's GRRM rationalizing his life
>>69357913
Ok so let's assume the Lord Commander of the NW does something wrong, breaks his oath or some shit
I assume the people on the NW would be able to do something about it, surely there was a case like this before
But stabbing your lord commander is probably not a good idea so yes he deserved to die
One thing I don't remember is if more people stabbed Jon, because those should be considered traitors as well
So why did they not get killed as well? Idk ask D&D
>>69356726
me on the left
Soon
>>69358060
>Dany is Lyanna's daughter
>Jon is Ashara's daughter
What did they mean by this?
>>69358022
most crusading knights desu
>>69357853
Who cares about jon when smalljon is in the show now?
>>69357913
Olly as a person isn't bad, I just hate the fact that the character exists, he was unnecessary OC. Also I'll always remember him as potatoboy, you've got to be trying to introduce a character in such a ridiculous way.
At least in an anime the characters would actually look the part. I hate that Emilia and Leana are my mental images of Dany and Cersei now.
>>69357900
It'll atleast be an attempt at a ruse. That was so telegraphed. If you wanna tell me it was TOO telegraphed and it's actually reverse psychology go for it but you cant deny they portrayed that suspiciously.
>>69358117
me on the right
>>69357857
Many current tv series based on something would be better in some form of animation.
I cant wait until this live action trend dies off.
On the top of my head, the walking dead would be better animated. Game of thrones might be a good anime too.
At this stage they're going to need to pull a Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood since they out-paced the show.
>>69358032
Oh god I hope this ugly goblin doesn't breed. We don't need more non-humans running around in civilised society.
Although, I think the risk is pretty low. Her ugliness will kill off even the most deprived boner.
Episode 4 leaks where?
>>69358134
>Reminder that Olly's existence is directly responsible for the show getting a writer even worse than D&D
>>69358074
by being good
>>69358118
Is that Margeary and Loras lying dead on the stairs?
>>69358060
explain plz
>>69358097
fixed
>>69358151
I butchered that sentence. I meant normies would fall for the ruse, as in believing smalljon is actually betraying the Starks when he's clearly setting up Ramsey. However, /tv/ believes he's clearly siding with Ramsey and there is no ruse. That's surprising to me.
>>69358142
What age did they start boning?
>>69358195
he wrote s6e2 which was almost unanimously liked by /got/ and easily they best of the 3 eps so far this season
>>69358175
Well that's their next cash cow once they finish off this show I imagine.
The problem being that GRRM probably won't ever actually finish the books.
