last >>69341383
promise me, Ned
I no longer want to fuck Bran. He's too old now.
>>69343417
Meryn pls
post yfw r+l actually = d instead of j
Can someone post the guess I got what I deserved webm?
>>69343716
would make zero sense so knowing D&D this will actually happen
Reminder that the Umber ruse cruise is still selling tickets.
Don't miss it, it'll be the trip of a lifetime
>>69343837
>people like this idea
>yfw D&D decided to have ramsey ruse the ruse man and kill smalljon because this was ramseys plan all along
>>69343837
It better be, Shaggy and Rickon are wasted characters otherwise.
>>69343837
This is D+D Game of Thrones. Subtlety and subterfuge don't exist. People now say exactly what they mean at all times.
Umber is a loyal to the Bolton cause because Umber says he is loyal to the Bolton cause.
>>69344131
Sansa is being set up to lead the North. They need to kill Rickon off to allow that to happen.
His penis makes his death a certainty.
>>69343837
>implying its possible to ruse the infallible unstoppable Ramsey Bolton
>>69344184
Can't she just fucken make him Castellan and tell him to check his privilege?
God I hate this show
Preston must be avenged
>In its original sense, a shaggy dog story is an extremely long-winded anecdote characterized by extensive narration of typically irrelevant incidents and terminated by an anticlimax or a pointless punchline.
>Rickon is literally a red herring with no importance to the plot at all and will be killed in a throwaway scene
Bravo, GRRM
>>69343837
nah
>twow not out
>it might never be out
>have to live with dick jokes and showplebs instead
>>69345514
>anime bookreader
Look at you, you fucking pathetic redditcuck nerd autist.
This is the typical bookcuck, everyone.
>>69345514
>be showpleb
>listened to some audiobooks while playing minecraft
>see this season
>hmm maybe i should read the books
>oh wait there is no new book
>show is canon now
>why the fuck even bother
>>69345558
>all those buzzwords
go out once awhile
>>69345558
>guys I hate people who read the books
>look at me i'm so much better than you
I feel sorry for your existence
>>69345777
>>69345657
Kill yourself you fucking pathetic waste of cum.
>>69343837
Why would they kill shaggy though? I doubt Rickon would allow it.
>>69343837
can't wait to get on the Titanic
>>69345514
He already missed his promise to have it out before this season. Now he's going to procrastinate again since he's under no pressure and the next season looks so far away.
>>69345558
>>69345932
>being a showpleb
>being the same showpleb that posts in every thread how pleb he is
just embarrassing that this point
>>69344184
>whiny slut that gets raped every other episode and cries in between
>ruler of the north
even as a starkfag i have my concerns
Haven't seen Preston video about last episode. What did he say about it? And why it's deleted?
I've watched every episode of this show and I still have no idea who Woll de Fray is and why he is on Arya's shitlist.
>>69343837
Ramsay: Lord Umber, I'm Bolton. Uh, you don't get to bring friends.
Osha: He's not my friend.
Smalljon: She wasn't alone.
Ramsay: And why would I want them?
Smalljon: We were trying to grab your prize... She works for the boy. The last heir of Winterfell.
Ramsay: Rickon? Get em' in the dungeon. I'll call it in.
>3 /got/ threads
JUST
>>69345626
>not understanding the word canon
>>69347359
Plebbit flagged it
>>69347359
He bitched some more about how each new episode is destroying his theories.
And then did some shit voices.
>>69347369
Walder Frey is the old grandpa who hosted the red wedding
You remember that part right, where her brother and mother were killed?
>>69347359
/r/asoiaf raided it and downvoted it to hell, and later flagged it as spam. with no survivors.
Have you praised the Seven today, /v/?
>>69347283
it's a fucking wolf, it's tiny compared to shaggy
>>69347438
he literally didn't talk at all about his theories. he just talks about how the show is shit in itself, not compared to this or that. By exposing stupid plot holes and lack of continuity.
>>69347359
vimeo.com/166054129
password is 123
>>69347483
>eight pointed star
I just watched the episode. I thought the Dayne fight was pretty cool despite the dual wielding. Am I a pleb or did /tv/ like it even a little?
>>69347512
Thank you, based anon.
>>69347486
He was fighting back the tears talking about the ToJ, knowing that R+L=D will soon be proved to be the most moronic theory ever put forward.
He took the video down to dub over that bit.
>>69347486
None of his theories have holes are or are shit though
Littlefinger totally wants to become a god
>>69343837
why didn't he give Ramsay fake Rickon and real Shaggydog?
Promise me, Ned.
>>69347552
>R+L=D
Who is D in this?
>>69347485
>hey ramsay here's rickon!
>but I have no reason to believe it's rickon!
>here's his wolf!
>oh ok I entirely trust you, it could be a random person passing as rickon but no way it could be a random wolf passing as his wolf
This scene is even dumber if it's not shaggydog, to be honest.
It implies that Ramsay was wary of Rickon not being Rickon, but can't even see that a wolf isn't a direwolf, not that even if it was it would mean anything.
It'd be less embarassing if it was a shitty direwolf-head props, than if Ramsay actually take a normal wolf head as the proof of Rickon being Rickon.
>>69347429
>>69347480
Why do they hate this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hexcgG8kOtE
Olly went out like a badass
>>69347586
Daenerys
>>69347590
They are inflicted with autism.
>>69347435
Who in their right mind would put dick in THAT
>>69347512
thanks a lot my friend
>>69347620
IMO She is a lot cuter on the show than she is in all her real life appearances for some reason.
>>69347512
>that montage in the beginning
Based Preston
>>69347512
Thank you.
what was the purpose of showing Ned being not as honorable and heroic as he made himself out to be?
is it a little foreshadowing that maybe the most obvious (R+L) theory is about to be btfo
>>69347644
Because Ned was honorable he had to lie.
>>69347552
it's not that moronic. if it's revealed false, all it means is that GRRM fucked up with the timing of this story.
R+L=D is based in most part on how R+L=J doesn't fit the timeline/movements of armies, but R+L=D does.
If in the book some soldier comes in and people address him as Robert Strong despite him being 5'8 and then Preston makes a theory about how it's not Robert Strong, it's [insert whoever]... then eventually it is revealed that it actually was robert strong...
Was the theory retarded? No, it made perfect sense with the information in the books. It's just the mistake that was retarded.
Do you think the Tyrells have struck a deal with the iron bank to fuck the Lannisters? Or did that plot-point vanish to thin air because DnD are hacks?
>>69343837
Reminder that the Greatjon is still raiding the Westerlands killing Lannisterfuckingshits.
>>69340544
FOR THE WATCH
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>>69343837
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>>69343837
RUSE GOT RUSED BY MINI BOLTON, MINI BOLTON GOT RUSED BY SMALLJON, SMALLJON GETS RUSED BY LITTLEFINGER, SANSA, SANSA GETS RUSED BY ??????????
>>69347644
7 vs 2 isn't "honorable" in the first place. What's the problem with stabbing someone in the back during a fight?
LOL
there are people ITT who actually believe preston jacobs is "based"
TWENTY
If Lyanna had a baby in the Tower of Joy, Rhaegar kept Lyanna for more than 9 months, right?I imagened that Rhaegar "steals" Lyanna and Ned with friends without such a big time gap went to rescue her
>>69347597
I can't believe he still had a grudge against Jon.
The man was literally resurrected by gods. Yet Olly still looks like someone shat on his hat.
>>69347620
Maisie a cute!
>>69347712
More like for the fart lmao
>>69347739
GOOD
>>69347716
RICKON
RICKON
RICKON
>>69347728
Well the 2 are the side that started that battle.
>>69347728
>7 vs 2
It's 6 vs 2 in the show, 7 vs 3 in the books.
How the heck did an expert wildling like Osha get captured for the second time by Northern Soldiers? It's strains credulity.
>>69347589
>he knows the land
seriously, is there anything that Rammy Stu can't do or doesn't know? I mean he really seems to be THAT awesome. Maybe he is the best man to rule the north or Westeros.
>>69347754
most beautiful girl in the seven continents
>>69347369
He's the guy who played Filch in Harry Potter.
>>69347728
Yeah but why lie about it? Why not say "and then my based bro, Howland Reed..."
>>69343837
i'll buy 2
WTF why did they kill that Dayne guy? He would have been a badass member on Robert's king's guard.
>>69347773
They're retarded barbarians, not special ops counter terrorism units
>>69347545
/tv/ is just being contrarian, it was pretty good
Is Bran more powerful than Bloodraven? Will he actually be able to affect the past?
>>69347740
>I imagened that Rhaegar "steals" Lyanna and Ned with friends without such a big time gap went to rescue her
Ned had other things to keep him busy in the meantime, like I don't know , fighting to stay alive while in open rebellion against the crown.
Plus it's a fair distance from the North to fucking Dorne and they didn't even know where she was kept in the first place. He probably looked far and wide.
>>69347644
I'm not sure I understand either, Bran's actor was in an interview stating that was it
I think it just means we'll see something that contradicts what we currently know in the tower, anything would make sense though
>>69347564
Cause fRickon might be recognized as not being Rickon by any of the Northerners that were around and saw the Starks, and might not be close enough to Osha to not snitch or ruin the plan.
Hence why they straight up "killed" shaggydog. You give the real one, Rickon loses him for no reason than to sell the ruse, you give a living fShaggydog, people again that served the Starks can tell it's too small or Ramsay himself can see it based purely on the size of the body, you give a fShaggydog head, Ramsay has no reason to display it, also doesn't know what Shaggydog's face looked like so can't call bs on that and so fewer people can see it and call bullshit.
Almost like how in the books they send a dwarf's head to Dorne in place of Gregor's. The dward had an unusually large head even for a person, but obviously a small body, but just the head/skull is enough to fool people
>>69347782
That's notTyene
>>69347564
apparently you don't know the umber masterplan
>>69347810
Yeah but she got experience and level'd up a few times since she came north of the wall and I assume her class isn't pure barbarian more like ranger barbarian hybrids.
>>69347804
Because he swore a vow.
>>69347804
DAYNE? would never join Robert's, I doubt any of those 3 would.
>>69347597
Thinking about mum's potatoes
>>69347804
He refused to bend the knee to the usurper.
In the book the 'I looked for you on the...' repetition that Ned does is him giving them the chance to surrender and each time they refuse to take it.
>>69347369
Wall de Fray is a huge rampart around the twins to stop someone from crossing their bridge.
Arya is angry at it because if it wasn't there Robb would've passed without the marriage pact and the red wedding wouldn't have happened.
So what are the chances we don't see any Umber ruse against Ramsay and instead we get Ramsay killing Osha and Rickon and a big epin fight ending with Jon Snow getting revenge for his famalam?
>>69347845
So the King or the Septon who was corrupt as fuck at that time both had the power to absolve the vow. Even if he didn't accept Robert as the King the High Septon could still absolve the vow.
Dayne's a big guy
>>69347804
>guy decided to die for Targaryen
>good king`s guard for Baratheon
>>69347864
98%
People are stupid if you think the Umbers are pulling some sort of ruse.
>>69347485
D&D are literally retarded though. I seriously doubt they made it that small to make you think it wasn't shag
>>69347881
Since when does the High Septon have power over the kingsguard?
Someone post new Lyanna (turkroach) I can't remember her name
>>69347283
>>69347485
>let's put the actual heir into danger
>but not his actual pet lol!!!
>>69347791
I don't understand it either. My interpretation is that Ned never went into detail of what happened at ToJ and him killing Arthur Dayne was just a romanticized version of the events that bards sang about.
>>69347761
omg that is truly a dreamteam
>>69347917
>Promise me, Nedoglu
>>69347900
All the evidence they've given bar the "the heads too small!" seems pretty legit. I'm just sick of getting my hopes up tbqh.
Are they really just deleting Arya's entire back story and changing her into a completely new character that has no ties to any of the story to date?
>>69347864
Ramsay is the most intelligent and ruthless character next to Lord Baelish. It's almost guaranteed he's going to kill them both and fight Jon in an epic fight, that ironically only ends when said Lord Baelish comes to the rescue.
Mance is Rhaegar. It's the only thing that makes sense.
>>69347804
>He would have been a badass member on Robert's king's guard.
About as good a king's guard as Jaime was for Aerys.
You do realize his first move as Kingsguard would be to kill Robert, then bounce of to Essos to pick up Viserys, right?
>>69347864
99.99999999999999999%
>>69347913
Yeah like, even if it is a ruse D&D are so fucking inconsistent they do not care enough to give it that much attention.
>>69347916
He has power over vows made to the seven.
>>69347929
In the books he says Howland saved him, no mystery. He just tells his kids he barely won
>Promise me, Ned
>>69347822
>Bran's actor was in an interview stating that was it
what did he say?
>>69343837
>you can't betray your liege if you didn't swear fealty
poetry
book me one
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpjkM5SIsnc [Embed]
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpjkM5SIsnc [Embed]
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpjkM5SIsnc [Embed]
>>69348001DELETE THIS
>>69347729
His autism gives him a +6 roll for good videos
>>69348001
heart status : melted
>>69348001
>tfw no gf
>>69348001
w-when will I have something like that?
>>69347945
>Promise me, Ned
How much longer til we see Jaqan show Arya Needle and ask her what it is?
>>69348001
>happy birthday
this line triggers me everytime.
nothing else is about birthday, why that? why then?
why not 'come here' or something? Why not anything else?
>>69348035
![2._l-r_paul_thornley_ron_noma_dumezweni_hermione_and_jamie_parker_harry_at_the_palace_theatre._photo_by_simon_annand[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WcdfKg5.jpg "2._l-r_paul_thornley_ron_noma_dumezweni_hermione_and_jamie_parker_harry_at_the_palace_theatre._photo_by_simon_annand[1].jpg")
promise me, ned
>the tiny doghead is really just the prop department fugging it up
>Rickon and Osha brought back for le epic internet breaking moments
>Umber just a bad-guy
>showfags eat that shit up and will defend this
>>69348024
That doesn't even sound like a fart
>>69347804
>SER ARTHUR FUCKING DAYNE
>JOINING ROBERT BARATHEON
He wasn't a cuck like Barristan
>>69348024
UNO FARTO 3:17
>>69348081
>Promise me, Ron
>>69348088
who would win in a fite Dayne or Barristan?? I mean back in the day not the shitty show version of Barristan who get's solo'd by a vagrant with a knife.
>>69347283
>I doubt the kid who is a prisoner being handed over to his family's ancient mortal enemies would allow his captors to kill his pet!
>>69348024
What a weak sounding fart I thought this would be better. You lied to me guys, that's barely a fart at all sounds more like a fucking whoopee cushion.
>>69348001
>10/10 would kidnap and start a war for
>>69348107
dayne
>>69348088
>He wasn't a cuck like Barristan
Implying Ned was railing his sister
>>69348107
GRRM already answered that question, so I think we can take his answer as canon.
They're pretty much equal, Dayne would win if he had Dawn.
>>69344149
>implying subtlety and subterfuge was ever a big thing in GoT.
fuck off seriously
>>69348107
I'd say they're pretty evenly matched, it would probably turn to who trips on the random pebble or stuff like that.
>>69348107
Dayne with Dawn>>Barristan
>>69347925
Maybe it's a glamour. Are there any known glamour casters in the north?
>>69348138
Yeah. Who are Varys and Littlerfinger anyway.
>Promise me, Ned.
>>69348145
That's not Dawn I can tell by looking it that's just standard castle forged steel and Dawn is made out of meteorite metal which that sword displays no qualities of.
>>69348128
Not even that guy but do you even reading comprehension?
They're talking about a ruse. I.E. Rickon isn't really the Umber's captive, he,s into it.
>>69348145
That's really shitty
reminder that the ruse cruise isn't real and that rickon is as good as dead
>>69347761
>no CIA
>>69348107
Dayne with Dawn is canonically the best fighter ever, barring Age Of Heroes super stars
>>69348082
I don't know how many times it has to be said anyway. The direwolf size has been inconsistent throughout the entire series. They've also used various breeds of dog and wolves as direwolves. They're retarded, and by "they" I mean both the people who make the show and the people who think the wolf head size is evidence of a ruse.
>>69348169
meme characters, their intrigue came from meme conversations.
>>69348169
Littlefinger admittedly has pulled some strings but Varys has done fucking nothing. No character has been clever or manipulative save for CIA.
>>69348161
They were all spent on glamouring Rhaegar into Mance and saving Mance/Rhaegar from the pyre
>>69347954
Ned is Rolly Duckfield.
Potential Evidence:
-Arya and Sansa both separately comment on how "different" Ned looks prior/post mortem. Arya comments on his appearance as he's walking to be beheaded, and Sansa makes the comment when she's up-close to Ned's head on the staff. Thay say that it doesn't look like him.
-The last time we see Ned as a POV chapter is when Varys comes to him in the dungeon. Perhaps they came to some sort of agreement off-chapter to get him out of there. There are theories that Petyr Baelish convinced Joffrey to kill Ned, so if Varys found out about this plan (which he has the resources to do so) perhaps he saved Ned from this fate.
-In exchange for saving him, Varys may have sent Ned to the Golden Company to train/oversee Aegon. If Ned was against the idea of Joffrey/Stannis taking the throne, he might try to restore the Targaryens to their rightful place.
-Ned's bones have never been seen. At this moment, his bones are floating around somewhere near Moat Cailin. Perhaps the delay of us being shown his bones is due to the fact that somebody close to Ned might recognize them as them NOT being his bones.yfw westeros.org
>>69348145
Is the fucking sun made from yellow paper and glued to the pommel?
>>69347817
>Is Bran more powerful than Bloodraven?
nah
>Will he actually be able to affect the past?
maybe yes, or maybe it`s foreshadowing that Bran will be lost in dreams, or it was just a thought to keep our minds busy
cutting so many plot lines, but adding dynamic timetravel is pretty weird decision so I doubt that affecting the past is a thing
>>69348170
>>69348001
STAWP
stuff like this makes me feel like shit everytime because nogf nevergf
>>69348145
Did this even look different to his other sword?
>>69348107
BAYNE
>>69348161
It almsot definitely is a glamour, why the fuck would they end the first episode on that note if it wasn't?
Plus with the BwB returning this season it seems logical.
>>69348133
>someone railing your sister makes you a cuck
do you have sisters anon
>>69348181
Perhaps you can't comprehend that the post you're responding to is poking holes in the idea that it's a ruse.
>>69348225
kek
>>69348223
Supposedly the Rhaegar is Mance theory is banned there.
>>69348107
Ramsay.
>>69348229
Bloodraven admits he tried to affect the past, but couldn't. That's probably how he got so old. Bran clearly communicates with the past in his first try without full grasp of his powers. I think it's possible.
>>69348082
i feel you. But this is whats going to happen
>tfw either whiny sansa or snowjesus will get Winterfell, not based savage Rickon
>>69348180
Then there's Dawn? Because Dayne had Dawn during this scene in the books and Eddy rode all the way back to Starfall and gave Dawn to Arthur's sister.
>>69348223
But Ned wasn't against Stannis taking the throne.
soundtrack for cleganebowl NOW
Where did the Turkish Lyanna meme come from?
>>69348283
I hope to gosh darn that it's not possible. The last thing this show needs is time paradox bullshit.
whats so good about preston?
>>69348283
it's the weirwood whispers m8.
Bloodraven probably made Aerys go mad with his whispers.
So I watched the Preston video. Is he right about Gilly's baby? Has he actually not aged at all for 3 seasons while Fat Walda popped out a baby in 1?
I can't keep up with inconsistencies like these between seasons.
>>69348239
BUT THERE'S A SUN ON THE POMMEL DABID!!!!
>>69348268
...follow the quest chain
post 1 : Umber is just rusing
post 2 : Why would they kill Shaggydog then? Rickon wouldn't allow it
post 3 : Rickon is a captor, he has no say in that
#2 and #3 reply as if it wasn't a ruse. Of course it won't make sense from a non-ruse perspective.
But Shaggydog wasn't killed, and Rickon isn't the smalljon's captive. He's more like S5 Sansa, going to his enemy to wreck them.
>>69348304
I think it supports the theory that Dawn is not a physical weapon but the conviction that Dayne feels in his heart that is represented by the chunk of meteorite that was embedded to him in a freak accident while he was a baby that the Maesters could not safely remove.
>>69348317
literally nothing
>>69348313
when it was announced that they casted a turkshit as Lyanna
>>69348317
He's the central figure in the book purist circlejerk
>>69348134
So Barristan would win he HE had Dawn?
>>69348239
Had designs on it
>>69348317
nothing, hes a retarded autist
>>69348331
In Mad Men, Don's son, Bobby aged maybe three years in the course of a decade.
>>69348359
Did they cast Anzu as Lyanna?
>>69348351
SmallJon will be in one more episode. Only one. There wont be time to explain the ruse
>>69348317
nothing it's just shitty normie-tier internet humour with added extra edginess
>>69348239
>>69348336
blind faggots
>>69348375
So fuck wait... Dayne was TRIPLE wielding?
>>69348351
None of you retards can suitably answer the question of why the Umbers would hand Rickon over if it's a ruse. They know Ramsey wants the male Starks dead, he can't leave them alive if he wants Winterfell for himself. Umber has no control over what Ramsey does with the kid, nor does he seem to care. If he cared, he wouldn't tell Ramsey he had the kid in the first place.
Wait if Dayne has a sword so powerful that it can cleave through Valyrian Steel like Barristan Selmy carves cake then why did he use two swords in the fight?
>>69348386
>Anzu
>>>/int/
>>69347701
>DnD have Smalljon wear pretty much the same outfit as the Greatjon
>they can't be bothered to get the prop head of a direwolf right
it doesn't make any fucking sense. Do they pick and choose when they are consistent?
>>69348394
>implying it's smalljons ruse
>>69348170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f0DKR037PA
jdsma
>>69345558
you have to go back
>>69348365
I guess one would say that, yes.
GRRM answer can be simplified as "They're equally good, Dayne would win if he has an edge". Well of course, if 2 fighters are equally good, give one an edge and he wins.
Same works for Barristan.
Unless of course the sword is magical or some shit, but I don't think there's a chance of that.
>>69347929
>>69347791
The whole "Ned slew Dayne in single combat" came from a maester. Ned himself only ever says that he would be dead if not for Howland.
>>69347817
If he can affect the past, it's probably some stable time loop shit. Like he affected the past because he always affected the past and was already living in the timeline affected by him.
>>69348325
The Targs have always been loose cannons
>>69348259
Yes
>>69348460
literally a skinny man.
>>69347701
Smalljon said Greatjon is dead (in the show)
>Promise me, Ned.
>>69348353
What? That's the first time I've ever heard that theory.
Hasn't Dawn been referenced all throughout history though? I know it doesn't pass to the next heir, but to any Dayne that can prove themselves worthy of the title The Sword of the Morning.
Let's assume that theory holds water then. Does the "sword" called Dawn not mean an actual sword, but the conviction of which you speak? So when you prove yourself worthy of the title Sword of the Morning, you inherit Dawn - which isn't an actual sword, but the aforementioned conviction?
I dunno if that sounds retarded or not, but I kinda like it.
fuck olly
only redeeming thing about this season
>>69348491
no body!
>>69348394
don't really have to explain anything.
The big battle will probably be a full episode...
Ramsay sends the umber to get butchered because he deosn't trust them that much, but they join with the wildling army.
Kinda like Braveheart's Irishmen.
>>69348410
Pay attention to the pommel m8, that's the same sword as here >>69348145
>>69348477
True, aerys was probably relatively unstable beforehand (not incredibly so)
then bloodraven pushed him over the edge.
Bran will try to do the same thing with Dany because Bloodraven won't tell him what he did, so Bran will driven Dany mad too.
Remember when it took the smelly northerners 10 seconds to defeat the Lord Commander of the Kingsguard?
>>69348507
>japs
>westeros
>>69348473
That makes my head hurt. Time travel is always shit. I hope it doesn't happen.
>>69348488
>being this gay
>>69348394
Who says that?
imdb is unreliable for shit like that. They list dead characters all the time, for example.
>>69348523
Yeah and that's the one he stuck in the dirt. He drew two others from his sides to fight with while that one was still in the ground.
If the Umbers are rusing, why can you see their banners alongside Bolton banners during the BASTARDBOWL in the trailers?
>>69348432
Outfits are easier than wolf heads
>>69348514
>rooting for a traumatized kid to die
what have you become
>>69348145
How did you feel when you saw that Dayne was a duel wielding faggot?
How badly did your autism flare up at the fact there were only 2 KG there and not 3?
>>69348550
t. twinklover69
>>69348528
Gerold is in the tower
>>69348528
This isn't anime you stupid fuck anyone can kill anyone else it's mostly about luck. No matter how skilled you are in combat one false step or move and you're dead.
Is there a chance Bloodraven shows fake/made up visions to Bran? I am the last person that wants to buy the theory that he has evil ends, nut think about it.
We know that he can produce visions(e.g. The three-eye raven). He doesn't want to show more things to Bran because he has limited powers (duration and space of vision). And so far he made Bran mistrust his father, for lying to him about what happened to the ToJ, probably to seem to him as the only honest guy
>>69348529
She's Russian m8
>>69348516
...because the actor left the show for a season and when he tried to get back in, Dungeons & Dragons said no because they were butthurt that he didn't stay around.
>>69348580
t. thicc lover
>>69348565
The same reason they didn't show Jon. You can't give everything away.
>>69348565
Operation "Stark restoration" is executed during the battle
![726[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/oq82NIR.gif "726[1].gif")
post yfw Bran now can watch Rhaegar&Lyanna porn 24/7
>>69348331
The baby has now hair. But you could argue that little time has passed between the mutiny at Craster's keep, Jon joining the wildlings and passing the wall, red wedding happening, the wildlings attacking CB, Jon becoming LC and now.
Walda's baby was probably conceived around the same time after the red wedding. But since this was show OC, nobody cared about the time frames at work here.
>>69348608
>if I can't see all the ribs then it's too fat.
>>69348564
He didn't draw two others from his side, he pulled Dawn up off the ground and pulled the sword that was at his side out
>>69348509
I think that's the basic theory in a nut shell I believe it was only so glamorized with Dayne because he had literal meteor fragments embedded in his chest if the theory holds true which made him some kind of Super Manifestation of that conviction.
Bran is going to go back in time and fuck Lyanna making him Jon's father
>>69348465
Nah he said it's an even fight unless Dayne has Dawn, in which case the latter wins, Dawn was actually magical to some (slightly vague) extent - akin to Valyrian Steel
>>69348609
That isn't even remotely the same logic. Not showing Jon is not the same as actually showing something.
>>69348565
>alongside Bolton
you know, when you trick someone to betray him afterwards you usually start being in that someone's camp and not on the enemy side.
>>69348588
no
>>69348421
Stop thinking it has to make perfect sense...
Nothing else in the show does.
Rickon won't be harmed becasue plot-convenient so when the dust has settled the umber betrayal will look like a genius move becuase it work. Even if RIckon might've been killed.
>before the premiere
>HURR but how could the sandsnakes kill the martells and rule? They're just bastards, and there's plenty of strong houses who would compete for the lead! Plus, how do they avenge the martell by killing more martell?
>Nothing would make sense out of this, so I come to the objectively uncontestable conclusion, the sandsnakes CAN'T kill Doran and Trystane and take over Dorne!
...But then it happens. Because things don't have to make sense.
Umber handing Rickon and everything miraculously going right for all of them is way less retarded than the Dorne plot.
>>69348588
he really isnt. the actor himself stated his character was a mix between gerold and the third
>>69348325
Yeah I bet targs spend so much time around weirwoods m7
>>69347817
>>69348229
>>69348473
That's shit
I could accept if it was like a "simulacrum" of the past, where he could get information, by talking to people in the past, but not actually affect real events
>>69348331
the baby is definitely older but looks less than a year old
for about two seasons there they showed him as a newborn or something
preston is confirmed sperg if he can't tell the difference
>>69348677
>>69348684
Well, consider me a faggot. Bravo, D&D.
>>69348386
Hnggggggg I wish.
>tfw confirming lyanna-is-a-trap theory
