>>69336986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74Ao1ltSy64
memes
First for Cersei
>still no Jon's death scene fart edit
Does anyone else feel /got/ is going too far with the farting thing?
>The finest knight I ever saw was Ser Arthur Dayne, who fought with a blade called Dawn, forged from the heart of a fallen star.
>Its origins are lost to legend, but it seems likely that the Daynes have carried it for thousands of years. It is said to be made from metal forged from the heart of a fallen star
>The blade is as pale as milkglass, looking like no Valyrian blade, yet sharing all of the properties, being incredibly strong and sharp
>Smiling Knight: It's that white sword of yours I want. Arthur: Then you shall have it, ser.
>Arthur is remembered as not only a skilled fighter but a valiant and true knight. After Arthur's death, Eddard rode to Starfall, the seat of House Dayne, to return the sword Dawn to Arthur's sister, Lady Ashara Dayne, as a sign of respect.
fucking hell
Is Ramsay a Gary Stu?
Everything is being handed to him in a silver platter for no good reason.
>>69338603
>memes being done to death
Is this your first week
>>69338562
B E S T S C E N E
R
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>>69338562
MAESTER AEMON, I'M THE NIGHT'S WATCH
>>69338335
Keptcha waitin huh?
FIRST FOR STANNIS
Nth for tmdmid
Do you think the actor knows they added a fart sound?
anyone here a 16th century knight? I want to hear about how plausible the choreography for the tower of joy scene was, in particular arthur dayne's epic anime dual wield of long swords
>>69338614
They're setting him up so we can all cheer when he gets beaten to death by Jon Snuuu in episode 9. He's definitely at cartoon villain level right now. It's boring as fuck.
>>69338603
Yes. It's not funny, even ironically. It's just retarded.
>>69338603
It will pass, just like the sneks did.
>>69338620
No. I just feel someone had to put an end to this madness.
>>69338608
that fucking sticker gets me every time
>>69338646
>he knows that full plate armor is from 16th century, not "Classic" Medieval
Nigga, my respect.
Why does Jaime leave KL for Riverrun? I figure he would stay there as long as the situation is critical. Does that mean shit will go down earlier?
>>69338629
>>69338636
No, Julian Glover died shortly after filming that scene.
Good night sweet prince.(farts)
>>69338608
Did they hire a 5 year old to paint that sun on it?
>>69338662
You can't stop the hissing sisters.
>A swordsman simultaneously literally fighting ONE VERSUS FOUR against trained soldiers and killing them of them
Reply to this post and Stannis will be shown in the next episode.
>>69338608
>Eddard rode to Starfall, the seat of House Dayne, to impregnate the pussy of Lady Ashara Dayne, as a sign of respect.
Fixed.
>>69338714
has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Here is the list of Season 6 deaths are as follows:
>Tommen Baratheon, Arya Stark, Loras Tyrell , Margaery Tyrell , Mace Tyrell, Pycelle, Kevan , Rickon, Ghost, Ramsey, Roose, Wun wun, Lyanna Mormont, Walda frey, Walder frey, All the freys, Smalljon Umber, Yara, Alliser Thorne, Olly, Edd, The entire Nights watch, Osha, Jaime, Cersei, Qyburn, The Mountain, Lancel, Thoros of Myr, The waif, Doran Martell and Trystane.
Details-
>All the sons of the harpy by Dany+dragons
>All Dothraki who oppose Dany by Drogon, rest follow her [Dany has a nude scene]
>Waif killed by Arya
>Doran Martell, Areo Hotah by Sand snakes
>Trystane by sand snakes
>Hodor and Meera Reed killed in the cave during the escape
>Bernie Sanders killed by the mountain
>Kev & Pycelle by Varys birds
>Alliser & Olly by Jon stark/snow
>Edd by Nights King
>Lancel by Mountain on Cerseis orders
>Yara dies via drowning. Killed by Euron
>Theon greyjoy then kills Euron.
>Loras Tyrell , Margaery Tyrell , Mace Tyrell - executed in Kings Landing
>Lord Cerwyn killed by Ramsay
>Entire wildling army killed by Ramsay+army
>Rickon shot dead in front of jon by Ramsay
>Roose killed by Ramsay
>Walda killed by Ramsay
>Ghost killed by Ramsay
>Wun wun killed by Ramsay
>Osha killed by Ramsay
>Lyanna Mormont killed, flayed & burnt alive by Ramsay
>Stannis corpse found, flayed & burnt by Ramsay
>Ramsay killed by Sansa
So like.... what's Edmure doing right now?
>>69338704
you scared the shit out of me
(farts like pottery)
>>69338714
>An anon simultaneously literally posting IN FOUR threads against HBO shills soldiers and fuckking them of them
them them them them
>Do you have any last words
>(farts)
why are all of you clamouring for spoilers so badly?
would you prefer that you know everything about the episodes before seeing them?
>>69338624
>you don't get to bring wildlings
>they are working for the masked man
>the king beyond the wall
>RAYDER?
>>69338714
magic sword/best swordsman in the land
>>69338608
IT'S FUCKING PEELING OFF
LOOK AT THE BOTTOM RIGHT SUNRAY
B R A V O
>>69338745
DELETE THIS POST
This was the season six casting call:
>Qhogo and Akrat: They’re seeking mixed ethnicity or other non-white actors for the roles. The successful young warriors need to be tall, confident, with swagger and linguistic bravado. It’s noted that the actors will have to speak in a fictional language. I think it’s safe to say that these are Dothraki.
>Bower: He is a powerless servant, numb to the horror he serves. He’s filming around one of the days that below “outlaw band” members are so he may be connected to them. He is required to have a Northern or Midland English accent and appears in one episode.
>Lachlan: He’s the big leader of a group of renegades who have turned on the land that they swore to protect. They’re now extorting the poor and vulnerable. He appears in 2 episodes in season 6.
>Flynn: He’s part of an outlaw band. The group is using religion to justify terrorizing and extorting what they need from the people of the countryside. He appears in 2 episodes in season 6. He appears to be part of Lachlan’s band.
>Japeth: Another member of the outlaw band is this lieutenant. He’s a “rough-and-ready type” with a strong physical presence, also appearing two episodes.
>Legendary Fighter: A man in his thirties or forties who is a great swordsman and a paragon of knighthood. He carries a hugely famous sword on his back. The show is seeking a very impressive swordsman for the role- the best in Europe, for a week of filming fight scenes for a season 6 role. His ethnicity/race isn’t specified, unlike many other roles.
>>69338726
Based
>>69338763
masked man should be rattleshirt tho
>>69338704
well, he chose poorly after all
>>69338747
drowning in that tight Frey pussy
>>69338603
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>>69338728
No it was Brandon who knocked her up.
>>69338745
>Wun wun killed by Ramsay
Does his plot armour crush him to death?
>>69338728
Doesn't fit the timeline bruh.
Preston
>>69338766
just fuck my shit up
>>69338747
Whatever he's doing is bound to be pretty rad.
>>69338774
>He carries a hugely famous sword on his back.
What went wrong?
Why doesn't someone just fucking stab Ramsay in his sleep
>>69338762
Yes
>>69338799
Do these
>>69338760
>>69338598
>>69338814
>muh timeline
It's vague as fuck brew.
>>69338774
>Lord of Noble Northern House: (Casting age anywhere between 25-50) The lord is a savage warrior, and he rules a distinguished house in the very far North, and the role is said to be an impactful one. He’s described as a massive bear of a man with a beard and temper to match, and hatred that run deep, and he can be violent. The show’s looking for someone with a powerful physique who can tower over other cast members, a Northern English Accent and specifies he has to be at least 180 cm tall. The role will be on 2 episodes.
>Lord of Northern Stronghold: The show’s looking for an actor in his late thirties or forties to play another lord, one that’s ruthless and calculating. The frightening lord rules a vassal household with a castle stronghold. He’ll be in 3 episodes this year, with 20 days of filming this summer and fall.
>Hunter: He’s a rough army officer on the hunt appearing in an action scene with main cast, in one episode.
>Submissive Maester: The show’s casting a maester in his twenties- a timid young maester. He’s decent but has trouble standing up to others. He appears in one episode in season 6.
>Green Recruit: A young man with one line and one day of filming in August.
>Sympathiser 1, 2 & 3: These are rough military types, with a day of filming.
>Housemaid: She’s the motherly nanny (with a tight whip) to a large household.
The show wants an actress between the ages of 45-65 with a Northern English Accent. She’ll be in 2 episodes.
>Father: He’s tough and old, an alpha male patriarch. The show is looking for a man with a Northern English Accent. He appears in one episode and has 2 lines.
>>69338745
>check list
>no Dany
why live?
>>69338745
>Ramsay killed by Sansa
Stopped reading right there. It has been confirmed Jon kills Ramsay.
So what are the chances that R+L=J is true? Is it in the 90%?
>>69338830
why
>>69338774
>He carries a hugely famous sword on his back
>>69338848
99.99%
>>69338842
>Submissive Maester: The show’s casting a maester in his twenties- a timid young maester.
Can't wait to see Asha laughing at him getting buggered to shit.
>>69338848
100%
Not even kidding.
>You never mourned me ,Davos, Its hard to die unmourned
>>69338837
They are explicit statements by Gurm tho.
>>69338657
.....*farts* .....
>>69338888
>trusting gurm
>>69338848
Book or show?
>>69338879
This. If any of you have any doubts by now you're literally retarded and need to pay more attention.
>>69338702
>>69338909
Either
>>69338608
Because they had to forge authentic Dawn for 3 min episode.
>>69338673
this can't be a fucking sticker...
fucking kill me
>>69338848
No Dawn in the show, means Ned is not going to starfall, means Ashara can't be Jons mother.
>>69338929
90% in the show. I would say 50% in the books with 95% that it won't matter.
I was listening to NPR in the car this morning because I'm a gay communist tranny. Then this lady came on with a show and started talking about how "GAME OF THRONES IS SEXIST BECAUSE TRADITIONAL GENDER ROLES!!!1" after she watched the premiere. Despite the fact that it featured four women overthrowing and murdering a king and a prince and a girl being trained as an assassin.
Good job D&D, you can't even pander to retarded feminists right.
>>69338933
They put more effort into casting a timid whore for a 15 second bit in S4.
I hate each and every one of you (farts) faggots. This has gone too far.Feel free to respond with (farts) since thats all you're capable of.
>>69338646
>implying a valeryian blade weighs the same as regular steel blade
It's an HBO fantasy series. F A N T A S Y
>>69338624
Was fucking a wilding girl part of your plan?
>>69338603
(farts)
>>69338929
In the show it's like asymptotically approaching 100%. In the books, I think the fat man might have got pissed that everyone guessed it and changed his mind.
>>69338946
Jons parentage is super important. The show and the book will be same on this
Be honest /got/, the fart scene makes you laugh
>>69338946
>50% in the books
>>69338944
>>69338673
>>69338766
>>69338819
It's not a sticker, are you all retarded
>>69338842
>Hunter
>"A bloody woman?!"
>Submissive Maester (one ep)
>Dorne Maester (Bolton Maester had two eps)
>Lord of Northern House (bear of a man, two eps)
There goes the Umber conspiracy
>Lord of Stronghold (calculating, 3 eps)
>only one more ep for Karstark?
>Father and Housemaid
>Tarlys?
>>69338969
He'll have to retcon so much shit to change it now. No way he's that not-lazy.
>>69338608
>the best sword in westeros history
>>69338946
>50% in the books
lol
>>69338973
I cried like a bitch when saw it for the first time.
You can count it for laugh.
>>69338970
Yeah sure. You are falling for the fatman's ruse. Even if and that's a big if Howland Reed confirms him being a Targ there is no reasonable scenario in which this will matter.
>>69338624
>using the definite article
>>69338982
>being blind
>>69338608
>>69338933
If GRRM took his time to create an amazing sword that would only be used for 3 pages then D&D should have created an amazing weapon for a 3 minutes scene.
>>69338973
I did kek pretty hard when I first saw it.
>>69338950
While I too am a gay communist tranny, there are criticisms of both the show and the books to be made. That said, there is a little cottage industry of professional complainers who are basically invested in the idea that everything's offensive, all the time, no matter what. Offendedness is basically their product, it's what their target market consumes. Similar to like Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh who just make shit up about Obama ordering FEMA to eat Planned Parenthood fetuses or whatever. The outrage industry, basically.
why does gilly, a wildling incest-baby whose father is also her grandfather and brother, know how to spell?
>>69338978
>I am a wikifag please rape my face
Just wonder why Ned won't allow people to mention Ashara.
>>69338982
I films if everything looks like a sticker it is a sticker.
>>69338950
>Good job D&D, you can't even pander to retarded feminists right.
Man, even if you do they're always going to be angry about something. I saw people complain about Eliza from Bioshock and she's a pretty cool character. They still complained. They also made her less sexier because that's not allowed anymore. REEEEEEEE
>>69338952(You)
>>69339010
It will matter in a magical way not Jon gets to sit in the iron throne way
>>69338970
>Jons parentage is super important.
Fucking why?
DUDE SOME OLD GUY SAID I WAS A TARGARYAN :D
AM I KING NOW :DDDD
EBIN :DDD
>>69339038
Sam spent a couple of scenes teaching her how to read unsuccessfully and now she's somehow punning with the best of Reddit.
>>69339040
Ok, kid. Just make sure to come back when it's revealed so we can laugh at you.
>>69339036
>While I too am a gay communist tranny,
LONDON
>>69338608
Ahh, you were at my side all along. My true mentor, my guiding moonlight.
>>69339043
>that pic
>>69339066
the heritage isn't important because of a claim to the iron throne or whatever. It's important because it would make him son of Rhaegar and according to prophecy confirm that he is Azor Ahai reborn. AKA the guy who's gonna fuck up the white walkers, you croc wearing retard
>>69339026
How will the show even portray that the sword is important? They can make it pale, but to everyone it will just look like a regular sword just a bit pale. Dawn obviously have no importance in the story and they were right to cut it.
>>69339060
Yeah, how? And how will magic help him getting there? The humble origin but born the be a king Aragorn-stuff is exactly the kind of trop Gurm like to fuck with. Won't happen.
>>69339026
You mean they shouldn't show it at all but only describe by words? Like express the whole scene with background sounds of fight and faces of Bran?
>>69338950
>retarded feminists
Oxymoron
And feminists can't be pandered to. Their mental gymnastics and sheer quantity of things they're oppressed and triggered by always overrules it. Doesn't stop D&D from trying though, even if it is running the show into the ground for more critically astute minds and bookreaders just wanting a faithful adaption of source material that season 1 was
TWENTY
>>69339088
>according to prophecy confirm that he is Azor Ahai reborn
lol, no.
>>69339043
This, it is pointless to ever pander to SJWs/feminists. They don't even buy the games they complain about
>>69339104
>Oxymoron
Don't you mean redundancy
>>69338636
He was Donovan from the Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, he's had a huge career, of course he didn't know.
>>69338950
It's impossible to pander to feminists, they can find sexism in literally anything because they are miserable human beings
>>69339104
>Oxymoron
You probably mean 'tautology' or 'pleonasm' or something. An oxymoron is a contradiction in terms, you're saying feminists can't be retarded.
>>69339112
INVISIBLE
Who gave her those clothes? Shit looks expensive.
>>69339043
Who's a more smugly obnoxious cunt, Aaron Diaz or the XKCD guy
>>69339112
>>69339138
DOGS
>>69339094
Even if you think grrm is fucking with tropes. you have to have the trope to subvert it. But no grrm does not subvert all tropes.
>>69339088
>prophecy
>Azor Ahai
>fuck up the white walkers
absolutely wew
>>69339066
You're literally retarded, showfag. Jon parentage means he's not a bastard, but the legitimate son of a Targaryan and a Stark. Doesn't means he's going to be king automatically, but it means he's can gather support from all Westeros, something a northern bastard couldn't do on its own. Plus the most important thing and the thing that literally gives the name to series: the Ice and Fire song, the prince that was promised, etc.
R E M I N D E R
that prophecies in ASOIAF are basically MacGuffins, i.e. plot devices, and have no validity in and of themselves.
>inb4 Ghost of High Heart
That was a plot device.
>>69339120
>what is the prince that was promised
>>69339104
>Oxymoron
And this is the kind of people you are debating feminism with.
>Arthur's armor is actual tin
>Has a dragon on it for some reason
>Not Dayne's banner
>Not white and gold as he is kingsguard
>A fucking dragon
Persuade me not to drop it.
>>69339154
They're clothes of Frost Resist +4, it is why she doesn't have hypothermia from the river crossing.
>>69339104
It's fun to pretend to be a victim - you get all the best parts of complaining and making other people feel guilty without any of the actual injury.
Does anyone else just FF through the Arya bits?
Could someone post the webm of Ned's henchmen acting like Nolan extras in this fight please?
>>69339171
>based on the word of one man
Please stop.
People don't magically follow someone because of something like that. You're falling for his ruse so fucking hard right now.
GURM always jerks off about how he hates the chosen hero trope.
>>69339177
Literally semantics and nobody cares
>>69339181
Well I don't see why the kingsguard of a Targ king wouldn't have dragons on their armor. It's plausible.
The reason why you should drop this garbage is D U A L W I E L D I N G
>>69339172
Some of them are clearly real.
>>69339072
London is the great Caliphate of Britainistan. You find muslims there
Gay communist trannys are a product of America, the progressive SJW socialist apologetic capital of the world where edgy anarchist teens wave hammer and sickle flags and rainbow flags on once proud national universities and down your historically paved streets while your athletes are mutilating their penises and think they're women now.
>>69339155
Who was gayer, Freddie Mercury or Liberace?
it's an impossible question
>>69338842
>Game of Thrones is currently casting for a Distinguished Man. He’s in his 60’s to mid-70’s. They’re looking for someone white-haired with aristocratic features, capable of great intensity. He must have a great deal of natural authority.
>A haggard-looking lord in his fifties. He’s the lord of a noble house, described as intelligent, wry, incisive and articulate. He’s “a hard man and a realist.” Game of Thrones is searching for an actor who is “great with language and who has a lot of wattage.” They mention that he has a good and long scene in which it’s mostly the haggard-looking lord talking the entire time.
>“Boyce”: He’s a callow young nobleman in his 20’s who has been thrust into a position of power before he is ready. They’re looking for an actor using a Northern accent, and one who is physically fit, can play somewhat hot-headed and can look rugged.
>“Fletcher”: He is a fat nobleman in his 60’s. He has distinctive rugged features, a Northern accent, and a distinguished air. Our source says he has a stirring speech during which he unexpectedly shifts political allegiances.
>>69339191
>i have shit taste
>>69339172
ravioli ravioli you are opinion is wrongioli
>>69339181
>Has a dragon on it for some reason
Because he's a Kingsguard to a fucking Targ.
>>69339173
>the prince that was promised is AA
>I have absolutely no text based proof but I will claim it anyway XD
>>69339171
>Jon parentage means he's not a bastard, but the legitimate son of a Targaryan and a Stark
Eh no it would just mean he is a great bastard but still a bastard.
>/pol/ leaking all over /got/
back to your containment board, faggots.
>>69339251
>I am triggered
ok
>>69339112
STEALTHY
>>69339243
IS A GIRL NO ONE YET ?!?!
>>69339222
All the three major ones: AA, the Dothraki ones, and the Cersei one are clearly used only to provide motives for characters to act and to move the narrative forward. They are only 'valid' in the sense that they are self-fulfilling, and as such not valid as prophecies.
>>69339171
>not a bastard
When will you guys stop. Rhaegar was married. Jon is a bastard it's just a matter of who he belongs to you shitfuck.
>0+2016
>Still no main character who uses a catapult as main weapon
>>69339154
Is that a Vale knight? Doesn't look like a Northerner.
>>69339215
>Literally semantics
Not really. 'Oxymoron' means the exact opposite of what you were trying to say. Not a big deal but don't try to brazen it, ya dun goofed, that's all.
>>69338614
If he was a protagonist he absolutely would be
>>69339236
>>“Fletcher”: He is a fat nobleman in his 60’s. He has distinctive rugged features, a Northern accent, and a distinguished air. Our source says he has a stirring speech during which he unexpectedly shifts political allegiances.
LOOKS LIKE FREYS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
>>69338745
>Bernie Sanders killed by the mountain
Haven't kept up with the series or these threads for a long time, are the spooky stark mother and cleganebowl still a thing or no?
>underage retards from /v/ won't stop spamming this fart joke for weeks
>>69339248
>I have absolutely no text based proof but I will claim it anyway XD
>it's not like grrm confirmed it in an interview xDDDD
Were the kingsguard dudes wearing kingsguard armour or standard targaryen army armour?
Visionaries
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462886937068.webm
>>69339304
yes, seems like they're on for this season.
>>69339181
Why didn't they reuse the old Kingsguard armors from s1?
>>69338624
TELL ME ABOUT RAYDER, WHY WON'T HE BEND THE KNEE?
>>69339171
>Lyanna and Rhaegar were married
Eh he was married to Elia. Any claim would have to argue he was legitimately married to two women. Something that hadn't been done in like 300 years. You are falling for a McGuffin mate.
>>69339248
The 'great bastards' were just the group legitimized on that one Targ's death that led to the Blackfyre rebellions etcetera. It's not a term used outside of that for all Targ bastards or something like that.
He would just be a bastard, born out of wedlock
Bastard to great houses yes, but still a bastard.
>>69339285
That's a trebuchet dummy
>>69339307
>going to /v/
>>69338848
It's 100%. Too many hints towards it in the book aswell as the show. Show lays it on a bit heavy but otherwise normies wouldn't catch up to it.
>>69339313
kingsguard
>>69339207
>he thinks it's going to be just the word of one man
Obviously they're going to find more proof. That might be Bran job once he leaves the cave, I don't know. Do you genuinely think Bloodraven is showing all these flashbacks just for fun? Oh, here's Jon parentage, but that means nothing! You're retarded kid.
KHAL-MART BRAND
Why don't we see more Faceless Men in the Arya scenes? Surely there's more than just Jaqen and the Waif. Can they really not get a couple of extras in grey robes to look busy?
>>69339318
Enough.
>>69338842
>Lord of Noble Northern House 2 episodes
>Lord of Northern Stronghold 3 episodes
>Smalljon and Karstak will only appear in one more episode, probably bastardbowl
RIP Rickon
>>69339297
Can't wait how they'll butcher the most epic speech in asoiaf
>>69339308
Would have been a far better post if you'd have included a link.
>>69339329
Yeah, you'r re right a got that mixed up.
>>69339331
>not going to /v/
>>69339323
Stolen by filthy Croats. Not even memeing
>>69339323
Because they're half arsing it so much it hurts. They clearly don't give a fuck about continuity or shit like that, it's a husk of it's former self that only normies can enjoy.
>>69338847
its also confirmed that sansa survives s06
>>69339363
At least we sort of got the Tower of Joy dialogue.
>>69339248
>Eh no it would just mean he is a great bastard but still a bastard.
Yes, that's why the Kingsguard and fucking Arthur Dayne was guarding the Tower of Joy, to protect a bastard.
They obviously married in secret.
>>69339370
>not-not-going to /v/
>>69339088
>>69339171
Joncuck got triggered
>>69339346
>Dude I went north and found an old man in a tree. He gave me some weird soup that was like blood and I could see visions from the past through there trees and shit. I totally saw my half-brother being born it was totally dope bro.
>>69339251
You haven't been here in the last two year, haven't you?
>>69339068
>things can't happen offscreen
everything that happened in that scene with Arthur Dayne wasn't exactly CGI, so what we've seen IS what happened.
also dual wielding wasnt used historically? yes it was. it was popular in duels and actually really practical against stronger opponents because it gives you extra defense strength + push and its ideal for ambidextrous people. the easiest way you'd defeat the Mountain is with dual wielding, not with sword and a shield. it is risky if you aren't extremely skilled, which arthur dayne is.
dual wielding isn't however of much use in war and any sort of military formations for reasons you can imagine.
>>69339112
Ser Twenty of House Goodmen should accompany us
>>69339363
That's not the broken man speech
>>69339395
>not-not-not going on /v/
>>69339181
>>Has a dragon on it for some reason
Full fucking retard.
>>69338847
Stopped reading at the end, yeah?
Japing jackanape
>>69339396
Let them get their hopes up. It's pretty funny.
>>69339429
>fapping to traps
>>69339390
Oh so he got divorced in secret and then married in secret. Got it.
When your theory relies on your theory, you're a faggot Harry.
>>69339449
>not fapping to traps
>>69339390
How could he have married Lyanna if he was already married to Elia?
Rhaegar was a filthy rapist and Jon is a rapechild bastard.
>>69338745
Obviously made up, but still the kind of shit D&D would write
>>69339346
>guys I met Bloodraven who can travel through time and space and he told me that my bastard brother is the king and I am a price
>>69339397
>hey let's make bran go to a cave far north for the entire series and make him learn to go fucking back in time just to reveal something that's not important to the story
I bet you though Stannis was going to sit in the Iron Throne too
>>69339388
Nah wittenz
>>69339424
Don't worry, they'll butcher it too. Even Ian Mcshane can't overcome shitty writing
>>69339367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIe0Q3PgcOw
7:03 onward
"In return, Melisandre sees that the lord of light gives him a token, of his role as the prince that was promised by ancient prophecy, and that's the sword Lightbringer"
Confirms it, probably by accident.
>>69339363
>...the north remembersburps
>>69339409
Top kek you pulled all that shit out of your arse and Skyrim playthroughs.
>What we've seen IS what happened
Extras falling over and dropping shit and not attacking until he's ready to defend, yeah.
>Popular in duels
True, I will give you that one. But usually it was with a smaller weapon in one hand such as a parrying dagger, not a full longsword.
>The easiest way you'd defeat the Mountain is dual wielding
Top kek. So you can clatter two swords off his full-plated 8 feet tall body rather than one? The easiest way to defeat the mountain would be with a mace to crack open his plate, and you'd only want one so that you could put all your weight behind one swing - rather than having two swords both of which you would swing weaker.
>>69339390
Targs had polygamy
>>69338847
Good job reading the entire post
>>69339354
They are on missions, no point in hanging around at a temple, which isn't even a headquarter with analysts and staff. This is not theCIA.
>>69339409
source?
Post criminally underrated characters.
>>69339478
>IT CAN'T BE IMPORTANT FOR ANY OTHER REASON!!!! REEEEEEEE
Sure thing dude.
>>69339251
>>69339400 Dubs speak the truth.
I'm convinced at least 50% of /tv/ posters are /pol/acks.
how do we save the show?
>>69338833
https://a.pomf.cat/uppfxs.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/focwca.webm
>>69339491
>ut usually it was with a smaller weapon in one hand such as a parrying dagger, not a full longsword.
Why?
>>69339485
>DABID
>fat man burps
>DABID
>>69339467
Some Targ fag will argue polygamy in 3,2,...
Has Jaime grown taller?
>>69339510
remake everything in anime
>>69339452
Sorry wikifag, but you may have missed this wiki page: http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Polygamy
Don't worry, it's okay to be retarded.
Show me the ratings.
Has it flopped?
>>69339510
It's simple. We kill D&D
>>69339516
It isn't the Jedi way.
>>69339492
Which was not seen as legitimate in the eyes of the Seven, they look down on polygamy the same way they look down on incest. There's a reason the Targs stopped marrying multiple partners after the first couple of kings- they wanted to appease the angry Faith because they really didn't like it.
Jon is only legitimate in the eyes of Valyrians. To anyone else, he's a bastard
>>69339525
stop
>>69339530
kek
no
>>69339467
Because he was the prince. He could do anything he wanted and he did.
Cersei was presented Robert's will but ripped it apart in front of everyone, because she could.
Power is power
>People thinking this is going to have a happy Jon hero ending
You haven't been paying attention, have you?
>>69339478
>power resides where man believes it resides
This is the point. Whether Jon """"really"""" is a Targ or not won't matter for the question of succession. I might be he will ride a dragon or some shit but there is no way for him to convince people that he is a Targ-King. No way.
>>69339516
You can swing it faster than a sword for a quick surprise attack. Remember the fight between Jaime and Jory in S1?
>>69339505
>>69339505
>episode has a small council scene
>finally some exposition on the political situation in the realm
>it's just I HATE YOU, NO U, I STAY, I LEAVE *farts*
>>69339510
more sand snakes.
AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
>>69339516
Good question. The reason is if you have a full weapon in another hand, you are using more energy to swing. If it's smaller, it is going to be faster as well, and you can sneak it beyond the guard of someone who is just using one sword for example to deliver a cut to them and then pull it back very quickly. By contrast a full size weapon cannot move as fast, especially if it's in your off hand which is weaker an clumsier for most people.
However if you're skilled it can turn aside strikes very fast, allowing you to riposte with your main weapon.
Having two longswords is certainly possible but doesn't really make that much sense unless you're 1v1 fight me irl nutthin personnel dueling.
>Robyn Arryn in the 6x04 preview
Oh noes, i wonder who is going to die next :^)
>>69339576
Who's to say that Dayne couldnt swing it faster than a normal guy would?
>>69338774
I like it how when they want white actors they specify it with language or ''best in Europe'', but when they want non-white actors they outright say: WHITE MEN NEED NOT APPLY
Fucking jews
>>69339529
>>69339524
That was fast.
>>69339390
>>69339467
he could've simply legitimize lyanna's child before it was even born or leave the instructions to the kingsguard.
>>69339491
>top kek
its really hilarious isnt it? same as responding with insufferable anime images and sarcastic tone while being completely wrong.
seems like your knowledge comes from playing dark souls far too much.
>>69339592
They're going to run out of named characters at this rate.
>>69339584
>I'm ACTING!
>>69339569
>it's another Ramsay Sue wins again episode
