old >>69334914
memes
I miss her lads.
Promise me, Ned
first for DABID
post cleganebowl confirmations.
>>69336986
Fucking Reddit is stealing our autistic theories
https://www.reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/comments/4ii81u/everything_bran_stark_the_mad_king_and_everything/
/Highgarden/
(farts)
nth for tmdmid being Dorne's champion to fight Ser Robert Strong
Fourth for Khaleesi Unleashes the Hambeast
>you must learn
>learn what ?
>everything
ok that's enough, i'm dropping this shit, fuck d&d
>>69337050
>We are not so different - you and I
THIS IS THE DEFINITIVE
"What're you going to do, have Robert Strong crush my head in?" ~man who's about to have his head crushed in by Robert Strong
>>69337041
tmdmid?
>>69337006
i cant believe they didnt show her tits when her clothes were ripped off. there are so many unnecessary nude scenes in the show, but when it would add something to the plot then they dont show emilias tits because she has a no nudity clause now. fucking entitled cunt, i bet d&d regret hiring this fat whore now
>>69337088
>nothing personal
>personal
>>69337087
>implying it won't be Qyburn's little birbs
>>69337088
gb2r
>>69336986
STILL
NO
PRESTON
AЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇЇ
>>69336986
explain this right hand sword swing
Is Mance's baby plot kill? Is that really Gilly's baby on the boat? I don't remember.
>>69337131
He's manifesting his otherwordly powers to enhance his already deadly fighting stance. That is a side effect.
>>69337023
(farts)
>>69337111
Qyburn has Robert strong, why would he use little kids to murder Kevan?
>>69336917
Well, the Andals are from North-Western Essos, where fair skin, light eyes, blonde, red and brown hair are prominent. They're essentially the Germanics of the series
The First Men are darker, though not as swarthy as the Rhoynish. They originally crossed from the Arm of Dorne though, so perhaps they're related to the Rhoynish closer than they are to the Andals, being both from mid-south western Essos. They're basically the Celts of the series, who have dark eyes, dark hair, and look a bit Iberian.
I think all these peoples originally come from Asshai though, which is the Ancient India of the series. This would parallel the migration of Indo-European peoples.
The Summer Islanders, Yi Tish and Ibbenese are their own separate ethnic groups. I think the Dothraki and the Ghiscari are related genetically. I don't know where the Valyrians got their genealogy from
>>69337155
We're not bothering with the "Robert Strong" alias anymore, he's just Ser Gregor. kek.
>>69337105
I don't get how Craster could have been giving babies up to the Others while also hosting the Night's Watch for all this time without anyone seeing any Others for millenia. Until the show I always took it as a simple allegory for him throwing the baby in the woods to freeze to death. It makes a whole lot more sense than the Others having trekked so far south without running into people all this time.
>>69337131
What's wrong with his hand?
>>69337155
Too messy and obvious. If it's the little birds they can be more discreet about it.
>>69337020
:'(
>>69337174
Reviving the dead like it ain't no thing.
>>69337050
>A thousand eyes and two.
BRAVO
>>69337155
Now it makes sense why he said this when its not in the books
Nice foreshadowing DnD
>>69337131
How else would he get his mainhand weapon into a backwards grip for Ultimate deadlyness
>>69337119
Shit, thanks anon
>>69337174
the series can't into aliases can they?
No Arstan Selmy
No Weasel
No Cat of the Canals
Alayne Stone for like one episode
The only ones they've managed to do are Arry and Reek
>>69337142
look at the hand. is this a shitty post editing or that dude have the most skillfull hand ever existed?
>>69337040
(farts)
>>69337220
They can't have two characters with the same name or one character with two names. It's Dabid logic.
>>69337220
2confusing4hbo mongs. Have to be able to 'watch' a series while watching twitter and tweeting about it.
>>69337247
His necromantic powers are being channeled through his hand causing a weird distortion effect. Don't worry anon I have all the answers.
>>69337174
I mean, they only use that alias in the books because of the Dornish subplot with Gregor's skull. There'd be no point in hiding who he is in the show, and even if they do it's pretty obvious.
>>69337254
Someone do one with Ned getting killed.
>>69337254
(farts)
>>69337257
Can you imagine how good GoT would be if it didn't talk down to its audience?
>>69337220
showfags already have trouble keeping up with the actual names of a hundred characters
>>69337287
It would feel like season 1 I assume.
>>69337282
wouldnt it be more funnier if Dayne is the one farting on that?
>>69337274
>I mean, they only use that alias in the books because of the Dornish subplot with Gregor's skull. There'd be no point in hiding who he is in the show, and even if they do it's pretty obvious.
Well, they also kind of use it to give themselves plausible deniability. It's blatantly obvious that it's Gregor, but if anyone says so, the Crown can go 'lol no fuck off'
Nth for D&D Is fucking RUINING THIS SHOW
Give it to me straight lads, will she die this season?
>>69337282
https://a.pomf.cat/oantgd.webm
>>69337166
tfw melidandre becomes a poo-in-the-loo
>>69337314
why not both
>DABIIIID FARTS DABID
>>69337202
I can't believe that this turned out to be the better version.
Unless it turns out that every time we've seen Max Von Sydow, even when we think Bran has taken a break, has actually been a vision where he's chosen to look normal.
Promise me, Ned.
>>69337178
I think the wildings knew about Others for some time. and Nights watch dismissed them as rumors.
>No Brienne or Sand Snakes
3/10 episode. I hope we get to see them next ep
>>69337346
She'll die choking on my dick, famalam
>it's a "Tywin writes a letter and seals it" episode
Best episode 2bh
>>69337346
(farts)
>>69337274
k
>>69337377
>no Tywin death (farts) edit
Come on lads.
>>69337348
it's the gift that keeps on giving
>>69337367
>Supesgirl, my life is so shit, imma villain now.
>BUT MY WHOLE PLANET IS DEEEEEEEAAAD!
(farts)
>>69337411
Why make a book-canon edit?
>>69337314
Why didn't Alliser and the other traitors get burned?
>>69337274
>I mean, they only use that alias in the books because of the Dornish subplot with Gregor's skull. There'd be no point in hiding who he is in the show, and even if they do it's pretty obvious.
I think part of the alias in the book is also for the kind of response you see from the small council in the episode. Qyburn's necromancy isn't exactly something they should be flaunting when they have so many enemies looking for a reason to come at them. Qyburn got his chains taken because of it and I'm sure if any Maesters caught wind of what he was doing there'd be some people coming after him. Particularly in a city where you've got the faith militant about causing such a ruckus. It's just kind of dumb/lazy writing on D&D's part and the further flattening of the plot in service of TV.
>>69337411
This. Even better if it's a webm with sound and the fart is right when the bolt hits him.
>>69337166
>I think all these peoples originally come from Asshai though
I did not know that. Where did you get this? Asshai doesn't look habitable enough to hold large population
Where does this shit even go at this point
>>69337483
Ask Pycelle.
tmdmid
Promise me, Ted
>>69337037
IS that marijuana?
>>69337203
Oh shit no way DnD will pass up the chance of poetry. I hope they dont kill of Mace and Olenna as well
Stannis is still alive.
>Ironborn lost Deepwood Motte
>There is currently no power in the North that could have possibly retaken it
>only a part of Stannis' host was present at Winterfell
>the bigger part including the cavalry was missing
>only Stannis could have pulled this off
>Balon as a rival King was a legitimate target
>Stannis needed a defendable stronghold and knew Winterfell was impossible to take with his current force
>>69337346
>>69337507
Are you retarded?
>>69337483
wherever whores go
>yfw it's a Sam and Gilly scene
>>69337155
>>69337111
>implying the little birds won't turn on Qyburn and kill him on Varys' command
>>69337517
give it up, man
>>69337480
It's only my guess through parallels to Earth, I have no textual evidence. Just an idea that maybe humans migrated east from Asshai and beyond possibly. Maybe life there was inhospitable so they moved for fairer pastures. It'd be interesting if it was true though
>>69337541
Reminder that Sam's actor is tapping that inbred puss in real life.
>>69337517
>>There is currently no power in the North that could have possibly retaken it
Boltons?
>>69337448
you don't have to burn the bodies if they die south of the wall. the wall is magically warded against the magic of the others.
>>69337203
DnD, the masters of subtlety
>>69337455
In the show they never mentioned Gregor actually dying, so its not really necromancy
These guys walk into the club, meets you there and says they know a place with more "fresh" girls. What do?
Why can't the Kingsguard afford decent armor?
>>69337583
if they never mention gregor dying then there's no reason for the small council to be fucking freaked out about what qyburn did to him.
>>69337587
Laugh
>>69337571
He is smart and less of an Alpha than Harrington.
>>69337376
Is that why you wanted that gif baka
>>69337076
>patch on the wrong side
>>69337612
BCUZ THE LANNYSTER MINES DONE RUN OU DABID
IT'S EMPTY DABID!!!
Why doesn't Tommen kill the High Sparrow?
>>69337574
20 good men
>>69337517
When was Deepwood Motte mentioned? It wasn't in the latest episode or the preview for the next one.
Besides, I thought the Boltons had taken it?
>>69337483
lucius vorenus and titus pullo show up with the thirteenth and stab the white walkers to death
>>69337483
Wherever whores go.
>>69337517I want to believe
>>69337679
>MUFFLED THIRTEEN IN THE DISTANCE
>>69337620
He would have died had Qyburn not intervened
>>69337660
It's in episode 2, when Balon and Yara are talking.
So what will happen to BASED Jorah?
>>69337651
>tommen
you answered your own question
>>69337561
A mission like this would sure require a master tactician like Ramsay to lead the host. But he was at Winterfell the whole time, as was Roose. He probably had a large part of his men relagated to searching for Sansa and right after the battle at Winterfell he wouldn't expend a large army to retake a rather insignificant castle in a forest when they knew that the ironborn couldn't muster a larger force for further conquests and it was known that rival houses might exploit the absence of the army.
>>69337029
>>69337660
Episode 2.
Is it just me
Or has the quality of /got/ considerably improved?
Season 5's onseason /got/ was fucking cancer. Season 4 was going downhill as well. We thought the general's quality was going down with the show's but that doesn't seem to be the case this year. /got/ is actually better and more interesting.
What changed?
LEAVE HIM ALONE
>>69337723
He is a faggot
>>69337620
They have every reason to be freaked out if he turned him into a mute, lumbering hulk with Brendan Fraser eyes.
who is more autistic elio or preston
>>69337717
How is Jorah based?
>DnD has to resort to boobs, butts, and cum to pique interest in the show
>Now its farts
What's next? Actual shitting? They missed that chance already with Sunset....
>>69337717
He will look at his wrist for 10 seconds, then won't appear for 3 more episodes
>>69337733
Nine months without a festering autism tripcancer circlejerk.
>>69337753
Linda
So uh the Night's Watch don't elect their LC anymore?
>>69337762
kek
>>69337761
they will get sunset in somehow
>>69337737
I'll be seriously pissed if he kills him desu
>>69337776
The Night's Watch is ended
>>69337030
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>69337776
Nobody left willing to go against a man who returned from the dead. Edd is not the senior member.
>>69337728
Cleganebowl isn't funny. It was never funny. Stop embarrassing yourself.
>>69337737
LEAVE HIM ALONE
What are the chances that the Umbers are just playing with Ramsay and they will stab him in the back when the fight begins?
>>69337737
(fart)
>>69337737
ARRRGHHH SAVE ME JON SNU
>>69337717
DnD will give him an OC rescue mission for Kelly C, just like Yara.
>>69337814
It's not meant to be funny, it's meant to be fucking awesome. Which it is.
>>69337507
Yes
>>69337761
>Now its farts
I can't believe they actually are doing this, I thought you guys were just joking but my friend confirmed it to me, how far will dabid and benioff go??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>69337796
Is that Ramsay's 20 goodmen?
>>69337823
Then why did they kill based Shaggy
Do you think Conleth cried when Roose got killed?
How come there are no scenes of Varys telling Tyrion Roose died, what happened to Cersei etc? Would be much better than cock joke.
>>69337717
Dies of thirst and hunger because he rode like 500 miles without saddlebags
>>69337823
That little bastard. Stop being so smug!
>>69337733
What >>69337763
said
>>69337823
I find it suspicious that 'Littlejon' (if that is indeed him) doesnt want to swear loyalty so there's hope; then again DnD needs a reason for Jon to head to Winterfell and retake it with his wildling army.
>>69337111
Sand sneks are going to kill Kevan to incite Westerlands/Dorne war.
>>69337737
will Rickon warg into Ramsays alpha hound and tear him to shreds?
He was the perfect sleazebag
>>69337257
They also changed hodors real name from Walder
>>69337517
I think thats prestons theory too.
>>69337823
>that dumb kid has gotten closer to a cute girl's pussy than I ever will
>"My watch has ended"
>furiously walks out of castle black gates
where are they going with this? Is he actually going somewhere? What about his new best friend Davos and all the wildlings?
>>69337814
It's not funny, it's fucking confirmed.
>Book
He rode through the streets of the city,
Down from his hill on high
O'er the wynds and the steps and the cobbles
He rode to a woman's sigh.
For she was his secret treasure
She was his shame and his bliss
And a chain and a keep are nothing
Compared to a woman's kiss
For hands of gold are always cold
but a woman's hands are warm
>Show
>Who said that?
>me :^)
>>69337908
Next episode he'll be training some new recruits in the yard like usual.
BRAVO D&D.
>>69337908
Everyone will pretend it has not happened
>>69337908
hes going to fucking winterfell obviously
>>69337880
Except he died super easy.
Maester Aemon, I'm Night's Watch.
Uh, you don't get to bring wildlings.
>>69337881
Yeah I know and probably because of Walder Frey.
>>69337087
In the books it's Pycelle who gets his head bashed. Presumably by Varys who then kills Kevan with crossbow. And Kevsn is helping Cersei so RS wouldn't kill him.
Where were you when the maesters BTFOd the dragons?
>>69337908
He and Davos will probably try to rally some of the Northern houses
Reminder fart jokes are nothing new to Game of Thrones.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=N0IzTU5pehM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=js00eOkPv8Y
>>69337900
>He didn't swim with cute girls in the summer when he was little
>Not touching their bodies underwater and they like it
>He didn't have sleepovers with cute girls
>>69337945
Funny thing is that in the shot he went north.
>>69337865
I thought the whole "Umbers refuse to swear loyalty" was kind of a sign of the throwing away of tradition we also see in the books post RW. Where the only thing that made oaths and swears have any sort of meaning was the fact that all of them would uphold them. That bread and salt wasn't magical, it was the idea behind it that made it so sacred. When that trust was destroyed for Robb Stark, it was destroyed for all of Westeros and I believe when he says "fuck kneelin and fuck oaths" or whatever it's a reflection of how the general population feels about such things after the RW.
>>69337848
It looked like some normal black wolfs head to me tbqh.
>>69337945
>episode 4 final scene
>Jon Snow walks straight into Winterfell and straight into Ramsay's room and stabs him
>Every starts shouting "King in the North"
>He hugs Rickon
>A dragon swoops down and picks him up and they fly north and kill all the wildlings
>Written by Dabid and Dan Weisenberger
>>69337512
if they kill of mace I'm dropping this show. Let's be honest, he is the only reason anyone is still watching
>>69337908
W I N T E R F E L L
>>69337972
Allegedly
>>69337823
The leaks say Ramsay burns two well known characters before the battle. If not Rickon and Osha, then who?
>>69337848
>the head is too small for a direwolf
>Rickon and maybe Osha as well know the castle better than the Boltons
>he has a secret mission in the crypts (codename ice dragon)
>>69337088
>Not personnel
>Not kid
Try harder next time
Is no one going to quote the
>LOL YOU HAVE A TINY PECKER JUN SNU XDDD WE'RE BEST BUDS NOW
?????????
>>69337981
I had sleepovers with cute boys. does that count?
>>69337972
when did this happen?
FIRST FOR HOTPIE, RIGHTFUL KING!
>Daily reminder that Bran will warg baby Jon
>Repressing his Bran memories until he is resurrected
>Jon is now Bran
>>69338012
Allegedly ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in allegedly?
>>69338014
>burns two well known characters before the battle. If not Rickon and Osha
oooh that's nice and edgy
I LIKE THAT DABID
>>69338014
hopefully Brienne. What the fuck use does that giantess have in this series anymore?
>not a single weak episode
What they really meant to say is every episode is boring but they all end with a bunch of people getting murdered which makes them good
>>69337908
Those weren't the gates retard
>>69338029
Hotpie is innocent you leave him alone.
>>69338027
During the(ir) last century
>>69338018
See THIS would be COOL, but D and D would doubtful do this, because they can't handle plots without a modicum of intrigue.
>>69338000
>When that trust was destroyed for Robb Stark
>When that trust was destroyed by Robb Stark
FTFY
>>69338040
You still don't realize she is going to end up as the head of the Queens guard, for queen khaleesi? Strong womyn right?
>>69338040
Keeping the patriarchy in check
I always wondered, does GRRM actually see what Dabid and D come up with or do they just say, fuck this, let's create human helicopter
>>69338014
Reek and Stannis.
>>69337761
Im pretty sure that girl lives near me. She whores herself out
>>69338046
the first was pretty weak desu
>>69338018
>the head is too small for a direwolf
dude you still think DnD care about that. They just didn't want to bother cging a direwolf head
>>69338014
>Rickon and Osha
>well known characters
LOL OMG WHO ARE THESE PPL LOL
GET BACK TO TYRION xD NO COCK LMAO! epic xDDD
>>69338088
What a coincidence, she goes to my school with me
>>69338014
>well known characters
>implying Rickon and Osha are well known
>showfags probably won't remember them without given pointers or previously on
>"well known characters" clearly points to Daenerys and Tyrion who are well known to every showfag
>>69338012
>tfw the Maester conspiracy is really a clever PR ruse by the maesters to make people think they're important
>>69338080
dah books are dah books and dah show is dah show
>>69337028
Every time.
>>69337041
wdyldsm?
is GRRM not posting about the show on his blog anymore because he was tired of the trolls? All he posts about are the fucking hugos/sad puppies now. Is he even writing any episodes this season or did he finally detach himself?
>>69338040
Brotherhood without Banners storyline fampai.
>>69338101
there is still the Greywind prop from season 3
>>69338106
she once was at my home, for some vague business
>>69338106
Are you shitting me, that's my brother's wife's sister
Free the V!
post yfw le bolton bastard gets rekd by the combined forces of the northern conspiracy
>>69337282
Can someone explain to me this autistic fart meme?
Did someone actually fart during the episode, and I didn't hear it? I've seen this shit applied to probably 4 characters so far.
>>69338109
>showfags
And how prominent character was Rickon in gurms masterpiece?
Im no showfag, and it's one of the weakest parts of the books as well
>>69338120
Yea I know, but GRRM does pay attention to the show and D&D ask him what to do next right?
>>69338126
>tfw I lost the recording of that cute Estonian girl reading the pasta
Biggest regret of my life.
>>69338101
Why not just make the model bigger then?
>>69338128
maybe his lazy fat ass could stop blogging and write the next book already
>>69338128
He didn't write an episode so he could focus on writing book
>>69338152
>>69338117
Have you read the Princess and the Queen?
>>69338154
Pycelle literally shit himself when Gregor showed up at the small council meeting.
>>69338029
How'd he get so fat?
How'd he stay that way?
How'd Sam get so fat?
Why is Rickon going bald at 13?
Why did Bran have to grow up?
How come Maester Aemon lived so long?
How did Tormund see Jon Snu's pecker when it was covered up by that sheet?
Where is Lady Stoneheart?
How come everything after the Red Wedding is bull crap?
Why is Marvel so popular?
How did all the dragons die?
What are the White Walkers doing?
How did they build suck a big wall made of ice?
Are mermen real?
Can Valyrian Steel cut through other Valyrian steel?
Why do the stone men not die for a long time?
Can anyone be a Maester?
>>69337098
Stop posting the edited pic
The scene with Jon and Edd this episode was really creepy I felt, when he asked him "Is it still you in there?" I didn't really get the feeling he was joking. When he asked again, Jon just laughs it off like a joke. It'd be a decent twist if it really isn't Jon anymore.
>>69338152
fucking sick of Ramsay being all over the place wrecking shit.
Guys you keep forgetting that watchersonthewall confirmed the burned people are NOT Rickon and Osha.
>>69338187
kekekek
>>69338174
The show really has gone downhill
>>69338160
Other way round
>>69338040
Nope, she's at the Siege of Riverrun with Pod, Bronn and Jaime this season. Gwendoline Christie was seen at the set. Presumably she's going to drop Sansa off at Castle Black then go to the Riverlands for whatever reason.
>>69337020I didn't.
>>69338154
Pycelle farted in 6x03
>>69338202
Link pls
>>69338208
It really has
>>69338163
>this is not a blog
>>69338152
>post yfw Ghost and Shaggydog both maul him to death
>>69338202
Edd and Tormund?
>>69338210
GRRM asks D&D for advice?
>>69338080
http://grrm.livejournal.com/427713.html
>>69338137
>>69338162
If the umbers are giving fake direwolf head, why not give fake Rickon and fake Osha? It's not like Ramsey knows there face
>>69338216
God damn, between her at the Riverlands in under 2 episodes and Theon already being back at the Iron Islands it's no wonder we haven't seen Littlefinger. His teleporter has been in use elsewhere.
So wait, is LSH back in play?
>>69338210
lol fuck off that's so wrong
>>69338238
No, he just shitposts about the Hugo Awards. He's given up entirely...
>>69338197
>yfw mel's magic was buggy
>ghost and jon switched bodies
>jon just growls for seemingly no reason from now on
cap dis post
>>69338233
Leak stated Ramsay kills Ghost
>>69338208
>>69338227
I thought he shit himself in the books too
>>69338237
>Tormund
now that'd make a big sausage
>>69337717
this nigga is literally a cuck.
>>69338218
>>69338216
>Castle Black isn't safe
>Brienne goes south to get help from Jaime
>by the time she gets there Margaery is kill because Sparrow plot
>mfw Sansa weds Joffrey's nice younger brother
>mfw Sansa can't see that he's nice and ends up killing him
It'll be shit imo if anyone other than Theon kills Ramsay. Just because of the horn-blowing thing, not even the torture.
>>69337028
Holy Fuck, lost badly
