>>69332836
>implying the fart scene wasn't comedy gold
good start op
bravo
(poots)
>>69334945
Why are two jews writing the most inane stupid incosistent garbage?
I thought jews were smart. Are they trying to make us stupid?
So when the Ironborn aren't actively rebelling how do they survive?
I assume they would have complete domination of the fishing industry in Westeros, but I somehow doubt that GRRM has put that much thought into it
>medieval story
>people fight with longsword while another hand is for jerking off apparently
>choreography is ANY good
I kek'd.
>>69334974
Can't wait for the story of Sweetrobin, the Arryn who Lived and his magical adventures in the Vale.
Soon he will get his wand and make little men fly.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1Li0SWlwe34
(farts)
>>69334914
If only, y'know, Jon had resigned as Lord Commander /before/ murdering four of his brothers
>>69334985
>So when the Ironborn aren't actively rebelling how do they survive?
Fishing mostly. I think they get their salt-people and thralls or whatever to grow shit for them or something as well, I forget.
>>69334945
This
>>69334995
What the fuck happened to his actor. He looks JUST as fuck
>>69334965
They are smart, so they make things for stupid people because there's lots of stupid people.
Which is the most retarded house lads?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10174901
http://www.strawpoll.me/10174901
>>69334989
Whos hand is that?
>>69335021
king's
>>69335018
Case in point>>69335012
>>69335008
Very little grows on the iron island thats the entire point.
They raid and raid and raid.
Is it just me, or did this seem like too much?
>>69334985
They pretty much always wreck continental shit up, when are they even part of 7 kingdoms? Not from Aegon that's for sure.
>>69335020
Based Lannisters
post rare DARKSATAR
1. Wildfire missing from King Slanding
2. "No man truly knew Rhaegar Targaryen"
3. Ned didn't bring back the bones of the slain, this is a huge insult
4. Ned and Howland alone bring down the huge tower. Where have we a seen a large tower taken down in the series before?
5. Most Targs are verifiable crazy and obsessed with prophecy. We know that's especially true for Rhaegar.
6. GRRM's style
Friendly reminder that Rhaegar abducted Lyanna with the help of his gay Kingsguard friends. Then he chained her up and brutalized her with his thick Valyrian dick until she was pregnant and he gave his Kingsguard turns as well. Poor Lyanna knew no rest. He left behind the three KG's at the TOJ to complete the ritual sacrifice while he had to go fight at the Trident.
>>69335012
they're being sarcastic. Nobody liked the fart or the dick joke.
>>69335013
He always looked weird, but he's not even close to getting JUSTed as hard as Rickon's actor
the queen of loafs and burguers
>>69335008
>growing shit
>on rocks in the cold sea
yeah thats why iceland is granary of europe
Ironbabbies makes logic hurt
>>69335063
the genetics in this show are truly horrific jesus crist
Which characters did the show ruin?
>>69335035
bravo
>>69335051
>>69334965
It doesn't matter what fanfiction they write now. They've got their braindead, normie, lowest common denominator audience that'd literally eat shit on a platter served in front of them at this stage and are people to stupid to rationalise the show's drastically decreased in quality as the seasons drudge on. In other terms, they're making bank. And that's ultimately what Jews really care about in the end.
It doesn't help that GRRM has also made bank off of HBO's adaptation. So I don't count on that fat fuck being bothered to finish his books anytime soon.
>>69335063
Rickon looked quite handsome in Episode 3 though. Maybe men should use TV makeup more often.
reminder that this is the woman who falsely accused a man of rape last year. he was put through a year long court case, despite it being perfectly clear from the cctv that it was physically impossible for him to have done what he was accused of doing.
she lied, could have potentially ruined an innocent mans life, and worst of all, had her identity protected through all of it and was allowed to get on with her life.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3435317/Tried-sex-crime-brushed-past-film-star-rush-hour.html
>>69335063
fucking brits man
>>69335052
I don't get it
>>69335101
explain
>>69335089
good looking pussy-slayer chads wear make up but don't tell anyone ;)
Is Mace Tyrell the single most based character in the entire series?
>>69335076
which characters DIDN'T the show ruin?
>>69334545
Hightower was the blonde guy that was with Dayne. The one in tower delivering the baby is Wylla. servant of House Dayne. (That's why when Ned is asked by Robert about Jon's mother he says her name was Wylla).
>>69335052
How did Ned know to go to the Tower of Joy after Kings' Landing? Rhaegar was dead, Aerys dead, Kingsguard fled, Targaryen loyalists scattered, Rhaenys gtfo.
>>69335089
We've barely seen him and it was in total darkness, you couldn't see all those fucking zits on his dumb face.
Reminder that Olly is a Shakespearean character
>>69335063
>literally 13 and already balding
>>69335012
>implying #2 and #3 aren't sarcastic
'tism
>>69335114
He's the best.
>>69335120
The guy with Dayne was likely Whent, given that we specifically see him sharpening his sword, which is what Whent does in the book.
>>69335125
I think he just asked around the area if anybody had scene a Targ prince or Kingsguard around here until he located them. But who knows maybe we will find out.
>>69334989(fixed)
https://a.pomf.cat/oantgd.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/fpqdgo.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/xnjiai.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/eqknsk.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/zlotcf.webm
>>69334985
You're implying they can only raid and pillage in Westeros
No one gives a fuck what they do outside the seven kingdoms
>>69335134
Looks like a lesbian
>>69335020
>Targaryens not the most retarded
>generations of inbreeding
>literally retarded king known as mad king
>>69335114
So he's back in King Slanding, what the fuck did he accomplish in Braavos other than getting a couple guards killed?
>>69335100
Why was he such a cunt but then later was not?
>>69335167
only the last one is cringy, the rest of the scenes were pretty gud tbqh famalam
>>69335167
2nd one was genuinely funny
>>69335114
is being dumb a blessing?
>>69335197
You just don't understand Mace's way of thinking. He's staying quitly in the background while he's basically going to win the game of thrones in one way or another
>>69335194
>burning traitors
>wrong
>>69335213
He's too hot for planetos.
>>69335228
being assumed dumb is, in this case, a blessing. The guy is a genius
>>69335096
husband claiming his marital rights is now rape
so it is with khals
>>69335213
He wa a cunt because he was afraid and wanted to seem dangerous to other so they dont harm him.
Then he made friends with them and could be a nice guy.
Bretty symple.
>>69335194
>mad king
>retarded
Aerys just happened to kill 2 Starks, who later on went full rebellion. He was right all along.
Post yfw R+L=D
>enter Arthur Dayne dual wielding trebuchets
"I wish you well in the memes to come..."
>>69335167
>https://a.pomf.cat/eqknsk.webm
Remember how much the minor deviations from the book pissed you off in season 4? Remember Brienne vs the Hound? The whole show is just Brienne vs The Hound now; a bunch of retarded fanservice
Anybody got the pic of abandoned plotlines?
Okay, I will be playing a Vale lord in a Game of Thrones roleplay with dozens of other people. Who should be in my quirky retinue?
>>69334876 #
who'll make it to Kings Landing first, Gendry, Brynden or Balon?
>>69335100
tfw i went to school with him
>>69335194
>interbreeding makes you stupid
Nice peasant propaganda
>>69335273
>mfw N+L=J
I feel like the show has lost all sense of direction.
What story are they even trying to tell at this point? The plot is all over the place and nothing interesting is going on outside of the high sparrow's antics.
>>69335243
>my arrogant retard son kidnapped your daughter, lol die traitor
Reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZNZyhNFSaE#t=3m30
>>69335326
isn't he a cheeky racist?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10175084
Edd, fetch me a block
>>69335148
https://twitter.com/EddieEyre/status/729796204733837313
>>69335020
>Greyjoys btfo
4th book confirmed boring
>"we can't make you leave but we don't have to stay."
>they proceed to leave
Christy who writes this shit? These showrunners truly are lost without the books.
And what about that scene where Tyrion doesn't know what to talk about. The writers actually writing their writers block into the scripts. my fucking sides.
Who /didn'tevennoticethefart/ here?
>>69335354
I miss Joffrey and Tywin, at least there was somebody to root against, Ramsay is such a fucking edgelord it's boring to watch.
>>69335379
KEK
>>69335343
This is what I unironically want to happen. A Game of Thrones is just fucking shit if Jon isn't Ned's son.
>>69335413
The Tyrion scene wasn't too bad imo, but yea 'we don't have to stay' and then just calmly leave was weird as fuck
>>69335273
Drogo?
>>69335367
Was used to show off skill and inferior to shield + sword.
Was used it duels.
People did all kinds of crazy stupid shit in duels.
It's a shit idea, and completely impractical in any real combat.
>>69335273
nah man, Dayne was way to old to be their son
>>69335140
>Parental Advisory
every time
>>69335446
Kinda reminded me of schoolyard gangs
>>69335463
>to show off skill
hmmmmmm
>>69335379
JUST
post yfw when the last book ends with this line:
>And then Harry woke up back in his bed under the staircase
besting ending imo
>>69335273
>>69335491
Yeah, just like gymnastics is used to show off skill.
Would you start doing gymnastics in a fight?
>>69335372
according to a friend he's a massive sex pest. Kept being creepy to his (younger) sister apparently.
>>69335440
What makes you say? It's far shittier for a character who is all about "muh honor" who winds up dying for "muh honor" to genuinely have had a bastard imo.
>Preston Jacobs literally makes D&D cocksucking redditors cry so hard they gang up on him in droves to dislike his videos and attempt to take them down, not to mention how asspained he makes History of Westeros, Elio and Linda, Podcast of Ice and Fire
kek
he should really make a mark for himself on /got/. He's one of us at heart, he's destined for much better than reddit
>The time when all the shit is being resolved has actually come
Isn't that feels a bit weird anon? We're week away from knowing if L+R=J or not.
>>69335528
Sorry about your pleb brain.
>>69335140
>we've never seen The Reach,The Westerlands or The Stormlands
God damn it there's so much stuff left on the floor, I really couldn't give a rats ass about "oh noes Meereen terrorists D:" for the twentieth damn time.
>>69335537
Please expand.
Who are we talking about?
>>69335537
Fucking redditors man.
His review video was the only thing about that whole episode that I was looking forward to.
>>69335555
2 weeks away* ;)
>>69335555
Nikolaj is such a cutie hnngngngngnngg
>>69335571
Some queer who makes videos about autistic 'theories' regarding GoT
>>69335562
Great explanation of your idea. I really understand it a lot better now.
>>69335555
>quads
nick, could you explain d&d that they're butchering jaimes character?
>>69335555
nice quads
>>69335537
Fuck off Preston, no one likes you or cares about your shitty videos.
>>69335505
>not ending with dany sitting on the throne
>now i've won the Game of Thronesâ„¢
>the Clash of Kingsâ„¢ is done
>truly, a Storm of Swordsâ„¢
>now they're but a Feast for Crowsâ„¢
>now I'll Dance with Dragonsâ„¢
>may The Winds of Winterâ„¢ spare us
>the Dream of Springâ„¢ begins
>>69335379
WTF HOW THE FUCK DID THEY DEFEAT THE WHITE BULL IN 10 SECONDS
>>69335607
>a bull
>white
he was but a meme
> Last Tyrion scene
> Dany's fleet burned to ashes
> Next Tyrion scene
> Not even brought up, Tyrion is too busy being a drunk smartass
???
>>69335597
>podrick
>anagram for pro dick
it's memes by this point
Alright lads, I'm joining a big Game of Thrones roleplay with dozens of people. I'll be playing Lord Royce shortly after the Blackfyre rebellion. Everything takes place in King's Landing (where all the nobles are gathered). Maybe /got/ wants to chip in on:
(a) Lord Royce's ambitions in the capital
(b) Fun stuff from his past
(c) His family
(d) His retinue
(e) Character traits
>>69335354
Daeny and John save the realm and marry, Tyron as hand of the king
>>69335555
>tfw you realize that the Wall storyline is finished
>>69335633
>>69335619
NO
COCK
>>69335537
It's absolutely incredible how butthurt he's managed to make absolutely everyone. I love him. He's so nice as well but he's still booty blasted almost the entire Ice and Fire community at this point, it's just hilarious.
>>69335354
Would you say it's. . absolute chaosh?
>>69335619
Two things. Firstly the scene was about finding out who dunnit. Secondly the ramifications of it aren't exactly important at the moment yknow with dany not even being there.
>>69335619
HAHAHAHA THE COCK MERCHAN :D
GO BUY NEW COOCK XD
>>69335619
I actually doubt there was any coordination between the writers of the respective episodes
>>69334914
hello darkness my old friend
>>69335647
That's a good thing, m8
Show went to shit when the stories diverged too much
They'd never have any significant progress in an episode since it was too busy jumping from perspective to perspective
Culling them down to a select few good ones will improve the show
RIP wall
RIP Dany
RIP Dorne
RIP Cersi
RIP Arya
>>69335680
MOM OF DRAGONS GONNA FREAK LOL
>>69335647
It's about time some storylines wrapped up, there's too much god damn bloat to the point each new episode is basically just cliff notes of what each character did that week.
>>69335379
WEW LAD
Guys i'm worried.
Preston still hasn't made a video.
>>69335661
if chaosh is a laddah, then what is absolute chaosh? a big laddah?
>>69335724
It got deleted
>>69335537
>D&D/show fans video's like Emergencyawesome's aren't getting copyright claims
>spanish' doctor and Preston's video's are getting taken down by HBO
>>69335379
whent = cut confirmed.
Time to place your bets on the next important character that gets cut.
>>69335619
They ran outta George's material. Tyrion is George so now he'll just sit around saying "funny" DABID stuff...
whatever happened to ser illen payne
>>69335747
budget cuts
Her storyline is so fucking boring now. What went wrong?
>>69335096
now i'm looking forward to seeing her roasted by drogon even more
>>69335633
>playing SIFRP
Cool
>playing existing canon characters
Jesus christ
>>69335724
It was removed. Reddit mass reported it.
>"From now on and until the end of the series, at least 5 minutes of every episode will be dedicated to a filler material where Tyrion makes witty comments and jokes and pokes fun at the characters he's talking to. Tune in next week to see the hilarious banters he's come up with !"
>>69335633
Lord Royce's personality:
>Gruff
>No-nonsense
>Stern
>Respectable
>Honourable
>Big focus on family importance
>Religious
His main 'ambitions' so to say, would be keeping schemers from growing too powerful taking advantage since he fucking hates slimey weasels and social climbers
But he also would seek good placements for his family. The Royces are famous knights, and have served different Kings in attempts to gain honour and glory in the WOT5K, while some Royces join the Nights Watch to gain glory, a practice uncommon amongst many knights. Lord Royce would seek advancement of his sons a priority, and a RESPECTABLE match for his daughters would be good. Marrying a daughter off to any old famous or rich house wouldn't be enough, it would have to have an impressive lineage and bloodline. Royce is a massive muh heritage elitist.
>>69335446
>>69335413
What's weird about saying not wanting to stay somewhere and then leaving? It would be idiotic if they proceeded to sit still and stare at eachother for the rest of the scene.
>>69335071
They keep some cattle and they mine a lot of shit. Presumably they trade some of the stuff they mine and import what they can't grow.
>>69335747
he is still in that cellar with all the ladies
>>69335763
She's one of the few who got it worse than Sophie.
>>69335747
He got cancer and then he got better.
>>69335699
>Season 1
>King's Landing
>Dothraki whatever
>The Wall
>occasionally Winterfell and The Eyrie
>Season 6
>King's Landing
>The Wall
>Meereen
>Dothraki whatever
>Braavos
>Winterfell
>Bran's acid trip
There's way too much shit going on in too many different places that it feels like barely anything happens each week.
>>69335763
>What went wrong?
She's still alive.
>>69335787
>>69335705
>the Wall
>bloat
There's so much of Mereen/Braavos/KL idiotic filler that the Wall is the last thing they should be wrapping up.
>>69335747
HE HANS BEEN MUCH TALKTIVE FOR THE LAST 14 YEARS HAHAHA :P
>>69335771
Wait? Seriously?
>>69335787
>implying
>>69335811
I'm not calling The Wall bloat, I'm calling the show in general bloat at this point, there's virtually no progress of anything because every new episode is just a montage of token POV scenes.
>>69335633
You'll do everything Lord Arryn says, sit on your arse most of the game and go fight in a tourney once or twice. Have fun.
What do you guys think Ramsay is going to do with his new captives?
>>69335841
Fuck, marry, kill.
>>69335841
Whatever a Gary Stu would do.
>>69335841
He's probably going to cut himself a bit and then masturbate to the thought of cutting himself.
>>69335771
why?
>>69335841
Guys I am growing a beard. When does this shit stop itching?
>>69335841
fuck'em
flay'em
feed'em to the dogs
>>69335135
I don't think you know what balding is. Do you think hair grows from the middle of your fucking forehead or what?
>>69335875
>I don't know what a receding hairline is
>>69335869
jewtube removes anything mass reported, just as they keep anything with enough views
that video of that russian pirate swinging his cock has been around for years and they just don't care
>>69335869
Why do you think?
Because he triggered reddit again.
>>69335379
The White Bull, Lord Commander of the Kingsguard
rekt in 5 seconds by a generic Dornishman in a turban
>>69335841
He's gonna be pissed at Umber when he realizes "Rickon" is about 10 years too old
So was Ollys inclusion worth it for his fantastic death?
>>69335900
>>69335902
yeah but what was it that was so triggering?
>>69335771
I hate reddit so goddamn much
>>69335917
REEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING DABID AND DAB
>>69335048
yeah I agree, they should have raped him first
>>69335819
Reddit despises Preston because he calls reddit out for wanting a cliché fantasy ending where Jon is king, Dany is queen, and Tyrion rides a dragon.
Reddit despises Preston because he actually puts an effort into finding evidence for his theories, and reads George's other works to boot so he can understand George as a writer better, wheras all reddit understands about George is the stuff he's written in asoiaf.
Reddit despises Preston because while his theories are crazy, they're text-supported and could be plausible while Preston calls out reddit's crackpot theories for being meme theories since there's no actual evidence for them
Reddit despises Preston because when an episode comes out and they're gushing over how "epic", " awesome", "funny" that scene was, Preston points out it's actually pretty retarded and doesn't make sense, or is bad writing, or just inconsistent from something else they've already established in the show before. And he's usually right about it too.
Preston is basically the anti-reddit
>>69335935
It's astonishing how cucked they are. They literally hate the guy even though he's said multiple times he doesn't hate the show just has reservations about it and likes to poke fun.
>>69335891
His hairline is only receding if you genuinely think that the bit hanging over the middle of his forehead is where his hairline starts. It doesn't work like that, you mong
>>69335929
Not those guys, but the first video was taken down because he laid "You're the Best Around" from The Karate Kid over the ToJ fight scene. That got it flagged for copyright infringement bollocks.
I don't know what got the second one taken down, it did include an interstitial clip from The Simpsons but I don't know if that would have gotten it pulled.
>>69335929
Criticizing the show apparently.
Emergency Awesome's video's are still up and he uses footage of the episode.
>>69335955
What do you mean there's no evidence for Hodor being possessed by the Great Other in the Winterfell Crypts
>>69335379
BRAVO D&D
>>69335633
I look forward to seeing you at the Tumbleton tournament.
>>69335013
The character is JUST as fuck, it fits.Daario=Euron
>>69335743
>whent
>important
Jesus Christ lad what the fuck would you call an UNimportant character?
>>69335379
Well, shit
>>69335955
>Reddit despises Preston because while his theories are crazy, they're text-supported and could be plausible
you got me there m8
most of his theories are bullshit
Thoughts /got/?
>>69336019
Stannis
You could cut him from the show after season 2, have Mel arrive at the Wall in season 5 and nothing would change
>>69335073
Maisie turned out a qt from a little chud boy
>>69336050
Wait, there was really a fart?
I thought i misheard a chair moving.
>>69336050
(farts)
>Preston shills
Get out. The Normies is the only Youtube channel approved by /got/
>>69336056
>have Mel arrive at the Wall in season 5 and nothing would change
Well the wildlings would have taken Castle Black by force and so on.
>>69335955
>Preston is basically the anti-reddit
You'ree thinking of Lindaaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw1HJyWN1b0
At least /r/asoiaf like Preston
But everyone fucking hates Linda
>>69335048
I think he shit himself, not fart. Remember would Bobby Baratheon once said, they don't tell you about that stuff in the heroic stories.
>>69336050
The first will never happen again after they ran out of source material
>>69336085
>not BlindWave
TheNormies are plebs.
Preston literally did an AMA on Reddit, I'm not really seeing how he's the 'anti-reddit' in any way.
>>69336085
fuck off poo in loo shill
>>69336093
i can't make myself to watch her ugly face. Does she say anything about Smalljon, Shaggy and Rickon?
>>69335420
I had to find the clip on YouTube and put my ear right up to my phones speaker. It doesn't help that my tv audio is shit and the speech is quieter than the music
>>69336107
>BlindWave
reddit: the channel
Man for people who are supposed to be skilled warriors... they all looked like they were flailing their swords about like spazzes.
Goddamn.
Where is their budget going if not to shit like this?
>>69336056
Oh, neat, then Balon, Joffrey and Robb don't die. Okay.
>>69336139
shut up Rhollor
>>69336117
Whats his youtube?
>there are people in this thread right now who'd rather watch meme videos and shit theories instead of reading source material
>these same people waste even more time reading wiki and le upvot xd comments instead of reading some books
fucking cunt bitch whore fucking leave my thread you pieces of shit
>>69335420
Here
>>69336138
Emilias food truck, and the dragons.
>>69335134
He looks like Susan Boyle
>>69335661
>>69336139
>believing in the 'magic is real' meme
lmaoing at plebs all day
>>69336117
He's also a feminist. shills be shillin
Anyway, I do Listen to his theories since he really does research the source material more than others
Can we all agree that the Bloodraven/Bran scenes have been great?
>>69336029
This. He is entertaining to watch but 90% of the theories he keeps spouting don't make any sense.
It's always like finds some (sometimes pretty legit) pieces of the puzzle and then proceeds to throw the remaining pieces from the box in the trash and creates new pieces by drawing on his own insanity.
can anyone remind me, in the tv show is the baby with gilly and sam still Mance's kid? What happened to Gilly's real kid? Also what happened with all the wildling women that were at the wall that people want to bone?
>>69334945
please help i can't stop farting ever since.
>>69336203
>his latest recap vid was taken down again
Showfags must be asscrucified
>>69336166
Just google Preston Jacobs youtube, it'll pop up.
>>69336139
>he actually believes melly killed them
Do you fucks even read the books or do you just stroll through the chapters? If you had half a brain you'd see she didn't kill them, she just made all that "kings blood" bullshit so Stannis would believe her. She saw their deaths on the fires.
Melly has to burn a dozen people just to cease snows. She can't kill people with leeches.
>>69336093
>linda mentioned
>>69335096
You just posted the original article. How do you know it's her?
So if Jon is the son of lyanna at least, why did catelyn hate him so much?
Wouldn't ned have told her if anyone, the truth?
Who the fuck is the current Hand?
>grrm writing wasn't amazing but at least it was entertaining and somewhat intelligent
>now it's just d&d making fart and dick jokes
we never knew how good we had it before
>>69336093
/r/asoiaf is considerably less reddit/circlejerky then /r/gameofthrones though.
I know for sure some of you guys hang there in the offseason.
>>69336203
i don't think he necessarily has said he's a feminist himself, just that he's seen themes of feminism in George's writing because George is a feminist. Preston even thinks GRRM is sympathetic to communism a little bit (and he says this awkwardly, as if he's not happy about that)
He's probably egalitarian though, he's certainly not a /pol/tard. Politically he's probably just more like Louis Theroux. Left-leaning but mostly a neural observer and analyst
>>69336278
kevan
>>69336259
>davos consorts with blood magic to bring Jon back so he can lead them against the white walkers
>jon proceeds to kill more people and fuck off
>to do what???
>retake winterfell in a climatic battle that leaves thousands dead?
what the fuck are the writers doing?
>>69336259
based as fuck
>tfw normies are excited about the tower of joy and R+L=J even though it's just a retarded meme twist that won't result in anything interesting
Could ser Arthur dayne defeat 20 good men?
>>69336276
Why would Ned have told Catelyn the truth of Jon's parentage? Telling anyone would have been a huge risk since Jon would have been immediately put to death or someone would have tried to start a loyalist revolt for the Targs. That he's a Targ is probably the reason Ned didn't even put up much of a fuss about him joining the black in the first place.
>>69336276
Its pretty clear now that Bran is being taught through all his fathers lies and such. Bran is the one who is gonna find out Jons true mother
>Be Dornish
>White
Explain this
>>69336276
why would he tell anyone? if he told anyone it was lyanna's kid, everyone would have assumed it was Rhaegar's rape baby.
>>69336218
I dunno m8, I think he might be on to something with Littlefinger wanting Sansa because her magic grandma will give him magic powers and we know this because of the moon or whatever that was.
Seriously, he more or less has me convinced Sweetrobin is a greenseer. It's at least a little bit plausible, the only really weak part of his argument is that the kid "knows things he shouldn't". He points to Robin saying he "thinks he remembers" Catelyn but OMG HE WAS ONLY ONE YEAR OLD etc. Kids just do that shit all the time, they think they're expected to remember someone so they pretend to. But the rest of it is fairly solid (OK some of the Marillion stuff is a bit shaky and the TK claims are of course nonsense).
>>69336218
He finds a lot of things you or I didn't originally see and forces us to reexamine them which in and of itself makes his shit worth it.
Also please show me your argument for disproving any of his theories. Non confrontational. I've just been liking a lot of them and want to see holes.
>>69336276
>Promise me Ned
yea no way he would betray his dead sister for a woman he barely gave a shit about at the time
>>69336276
>Oh by the way I'm raising the son of the prince we all put heaven and earth in motion to destroy
>>69336184
Okay buddy. Enjoy freezing your ass off in the afterlife with the Great Other