>Thinking Paul Allen has the best card
Well, I have the best dubs that's for sure.
>>69322668
weak
>>69322313
>last name is all caps
>>69322313
Paul Allen's is the only one with a watermark that nobody can see.
>>69322313
Thats literally the worst card you fucking plebian. That last name looking all large right next to the first? What am I a fucking animal? Go kill yourself for making this horrible excuse for a thread you fucking faggot.
Louis had the best card. That's why Patrick spared him
dubs
bryce is also best overall
>>69323826
What's the matter Anon? No shiatsu this morning?
>>69323912
>that filename
Fuck off, at least Bateman's suit is fitted right. Bryce looks like he went straight from Kohl's to that meeting
heh
looking for these?
>>69323951
>The fucked up &PIERCE on Bateman's card
How was this acceptable?
>>69323912
>best
>that hairline
>>69323951
>Everyone is a Vice President
I never understood why.
>>69322313
>>69323951
>>69323951
Get rid of the periods in the phone number and de-caps the last name and Allen's card is literally perfect.
I can't tell who's is worse; Bateman or Van Patten
>>69323995
Read the book faggot
>>69323996
Tacky colored font, inconsistent alignment, last name before first
It's the shittiest of them all
>>69323984
Bateman's card is shit all around. I bet that placement was on purpose just to line up the company and department names, like all the other cards manage to do without looking awful.
>>69323995
Do you think there is only one vice president in a company like in the US government? It's a cliche that vice president is a meaningless title that many companies overuse as a prestige thing in lieu of actual power.
>>69323996
>>69323951
>Bateman
Disgusting font. I want to fuck that texture, though.
>Van Patten
Plebeian as fuck.
>Bryce
Most elegant and profesional font. Texture is so out of place.
>Allen
Best overall. My only complaint is the "all capitals" meme, but no doubt the best.
>>69324056
Not to mention he's a gigantic faggot
>>69322313
That misspelled Acquisitions triggers me every time.
>>69324018
We never get a really good look at Allen's, from what we see it looks like it came out of a receipt-printer. I put it third ahead of Bateman's.
Oh my God look at these dubs
>>69324048
i've read the book, don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
>>69324132
Obviously you didn't. Loser.
>>69324104
I agree Bateman's texture is best but Bryce's stock has the best color.
>>69323951
Paul Allen did have the best card out of them
>>69324271
>>69324309
>this is what Paul Allen actually believes
>>69322313
ALLEN CLEARLY BTFOed EVERYONE
about luis' card, can someone confirm why did bateman went to kill him in the restroom? was the card horrible or was it really good?
>>69324760
He was jealous because it was better than his.
>>69324760
Carruthers' card is a clusterfuck but obviously Bateman was just increasingly envious of every next card he'd see.
>>69324786
but anon, this is coming from a layman of aesthetics and i think luis' looks fucking bad. also, it makes sense how everyone responded with a general indifference and knowing bateman why he responded like that. anyways is there any source to what you are saying anon? i want to find some peace of mind regarding this issue.
>>69324955
>anyways is there any source to what you are saying anon?
Watching the movie helps
>>69324955
Carruthers card was better than Bateman's because Bateman's was the worst, if for nothing else than the stupid ascenders and descenders in the numbers. No one else had them and no one commented positively on them. He stood out like a sore thumb and that was the one thing Patrick could not abide.
>>69323951
We can all agree that Van Patten's is by far the worst, yes? Also, Bryce for best font.
>>69325179
That font, senpai
Giving me an actual hard on
>>69325035
i might understand saying bateman's was the worst out of the first four, but saying carruthers' was better than bateman's is utter bollocks. golden font is unprofessional and plebian flashy. the alignment of his name and title, and company name and deparament is totally off. last name coming before first name. does this make sense to you anon?
>>69323951
Bryce > Van Patten > Allen > Bateman
>>69325685
sorry bro but you got it wrong. this is the truth,
allen > van patten > bryce > bateman >>> carruthers
>>69325685
No.
Allen > Bryce > Bateman > Van Patten >>> Black hobo smell >>>>>>>>>> Carruthers
>>69323951
Bateman and Bryce's cards have much more space in the top margin than the bottom, so I rate them last, with Bateman's card getting third for the texture and better font.
Now Van Patten has the most balanced margins, but Allen has a better texture and font. The key is the two lines at the bottom of Allen's card, at first I didn't like it and wanted to give the top prize to Van Patten, but after I thought about it I decided it gives sort of a V-shape to the card which I like, so for me Allen's is best.
Final Standings: Allen>Van Patten>Bateman>Bryce
>>69324384
nigga this is what i believe
How does anyone find Allen's font aesthetically pleasing?
Those numbers make me want to kill myself, the fives especially
Fucking disgusting
>>69326135
That is your problem. His card is superior than the rest, not by a big margin though since, despite have some small defects, they are all nice.
>>69324104
Agreed with this 100%
>>69324104
>Bryce
>Most elegant and profesional font. Texture is so out of place.
The reverse is actually true.
>Van Patten
>Plebeian as fuck.
It is second best to Allen's. None of the four are pleb. You are mistaking it with Carruthers'.
>Bateman
>Disgusting font. I want to fuck that texture, though.
Font is sexy, texture is sexy. What ruins it for me is; the &Pierce, the P&P alignment with M&A is slightly off, the upper margin compared to the lower one, the numbers (5, 6, 9) are loony.
>Allen
>Best overall. My only complaint is the "all capitals" meme, but no doubt the best.
Best overall is true. "All capitals" though... eeeehh...
>>69322816
It's a symbol of power. Keep in mind that the movie is set in the 80s.
>>69326993
All of your opinions are fucked up.
>>69323996
Biggest dufus in the business
