If you like this shit, you have a low cinematic IQ, or some sort of Stockholm Syndrome, from overexposure to bland, safe, PC and soulless mass-produced blockbusters, which has conditioned you into accepting the absolute lowest common denominator standards in filmmaking, writing and cinematography as somehow acceptable, when you should in fact feel nothing but contempt or disgust for any Kevin Feige-conceived product.
Even strictly in the field of capeshit entertainment, where the bar has always been pretty low, since they're primarly a children media, the level of genuine quality and creative abilities (which comes from studios giving freedom to an auteur with a strong personality and vision towards the material) has kept dropping since the 90's.
When Raimi's Darkman/Spider-Man, Del Toro's Blade 2/Hellboy, Burton's Batman 2 or Bird's The Incredibles offered innovative and playful set pieces, meaningful and relevant themes, each with a very distinct, appropriate tone and truly cinematic aesthetics (simply compare the lighting or editing to today's equivalents), none of these qualities are to be found in Civil War or any of the previous MCU entries. This is why Edgar Wright got fired from Ant-Man. This is why Feige keeps hiring visionless point-and-shoot directors who come from TV or comedy, colorblind cinematographers and art/set design teams who seem to be in love with grey, sterile hangars for some unexplainable reason. Action scenes are now being conceived by CGI teams months before the movie begins shooting and all follow the exact same formula.
Even as a child, I couldn't imagine being dazzled or amused by those turds, as they're utterly devoid of any charm, colors, magic or imagination.
>>69313403
Who is this Kevin Feige? Can I blame him for these soulless marvel films?
>>69313403
Its a good movie though
>>69313403
>If you like this shit, you have a low memtic IQ, or some sort of Stockholm Syndrome, from overexposure to bland, safe, PC and soulless mass-produced reddit memes, which has conditioned you into accepting the absolute lowest common denominator standards in mememaking, banter and memeography as somehow acceptable, when you should in fact feel nothing but contempt or disgust for any /tv/-conceived product.Even strictly in the field of reddit entertainment, where the bar has always been pretty low, since they're primarly a manchild media, the level of genuine quality and creative abilities (which comes from liberals giving freedom to an auteur with a strong neckbeard and sense of political correctness towards the material) has kept dropping since 2004.When /b/s goatse, /pol/s retarded racism, /tv/s raimi memes or /tv/s sheevposting offered innovative and playful banter, meaningful and relevant themes, each with a very distinct, appropriate tone and truly memetic aesthetics (simply compare the tone or deliverance to today's equivalents), none of these qualities are to be found in baneposting or any of the previous cancer memes. This is why m00t got cucked from 4chan. This is why the jews keep niggers who come from detroit or LA, big dick animals and beta nuwhite males who seem to be in love with getting cucked for some unexplainable reason. Race mixed abominations are now being conceived by niggers and race traitors months before the half breeds are born and all follow the exact same nigger lifestyle.Even as a redditor, I couldn't imagine being dazzled or amused by those turds, as they're utterly devoid of any charm, colors, magic or imagination.
>>69316944
Too many survivors for you?
Not every film has to be some ground breaking master piece. This is a kids film. It's purpose is to entertain children enough to sell the merchandise. Don't you know anything about the film industry?
The Marvel Studios fandom is full of generic cunts who try to seem quirky and unique by identifying heavily with a slightly offbeat fandom such as the Marvel Cinematic Universe "But wait, that's actually incredibly mainstream and not offbeat at all!" you say. And you're right. But actual offbeat things don't give as much 'nerd' cred, and these things have more creative value than reality TV so people on Tumblr can make posts such as "Why are all girls nowadays such idiots who watch Jersey Shore? I'm very unique because I like nerdy intelligent stuff like Iron Man 3, and I like quirky men like Tom Hiddleston and Mark Ruffalo teehee, look at this repeating gif of 0.5 seconds of Loki doing a thing with his face and a theory about how all the Marvel movies are connected and Thanos is going to collect all the Infinity Gems except in the movies none of them are really "gems" at all and here is some fanart of all the Avengers gender swapped and with less sexist costumes and they all have the exact same fucking face with that bulbous red nose also did you know that I am a girl who likes superheroes I know it's hard to believe but it is true I AM AN AVENGERS look at this gif of Tony Stark raising his eyebrow, anyway The Avengers is sexist because Black Widow's costume is too tight and unrealistic for a special agent so here is a redesign of her in figure hiding combat fatigues because I am progressive. Does anyone else think that Hulk and Iron Man would make a good couple? TEE HEE I LOVE GAYS BECAUSE I AM SO TOTALLY NOT HOMOPHOBIC EVEN THOUGH I TREAT GAYS AS AN AMUSING NOVELTY Rocket Racoon for president!"
It's an okay film, just that Marvel is bribing reviewers to inflate perceptions...
>>69313403
>This is why Edgar Wright got fired from Ant-Man.
I thought he was fired because he took 10 years to get off his ass and then started being a diva when they were moving forward with it?
>>69317407
Source?
>>69313403
I POSTED IT AGAIN
>>69317407
they also viral like crazy
>>69313403
This nigga still mad so he's going to keep posting this shit. Fuck off faggot
