How long did it take you to realize you had been tricked and Enterprise was actually great?
Is that Scott Bakula? The shadows make that man look very odd.
>>69311986
Yep.
Enterprise is half good.
About as long as it's taking Monarch Entertainment to release the Tuvok expansion Pak.
Season 3 is where it got great. So season 3.
Even the first two seasons are better than Voyager though.
>>69313058
Tuvok never does anything but meditate and get his blood boiled by Kes. Hard to structure a DLC around that
>tfw no mirror universe episodes
I really, REALLY wanted to see Mirror Universe Romulans.
>tfw no bro-tier romulans who hang out with people, get drunk as fuck and have great parties
>>69313350
>tfw no bro-tier romulans
But anon we already have that
>you will never share a Romulan Ale with T'Rul
>>69313058
>Experience life aboard the starship VOYAGER, as Lt. Commander TUVOK
>Exercise your authority as ship's passive aggressive asshole by feeding misinformation to a tattooed drug user.
>Navigate through a maze of lies as trusted adviser to a uniformed psychopath – Captain Kathryn Janeway, minister of propaganda.
>Use your black Vulcan telepathy to teach a pre-pubescent child how to "reach out and feel 'things' with your mind".
>Dance carefully between objects to evade a professional predator and comedy alien Neelix
>*KALTOH PIECES NOT EDIBLE*
They already remade Wrath of Khan, how long before they remake the whale one?
>>69311924
I am a TNG and voyager fan, hated DS9 and the original series. Will I like Enterprise?
>>69314053
ENT is definitely not DS9-like and returns to the classic exploration of TNG and VOY.
That said, the lack of technology sort of makes it similar to TOS so I'm not sure how that would sit with you. No holodecks, no replicators, etc
>>69313884
What a waste of money when we could be getting re-mastered HD DS9 or, yes, even Voyager I would prefer over a remake that doesn't need one.
The visuals are already fine for me with the movies, it's unnecessary.
TNG did Scotty dirty, he didn't deserve that shit
>>69316090
>tfw we will never get all the best Trekfus in HD
>>69313684
Jeez, finally.
I love season 3 of Enterprise. It's exciting and dramatic. That's why when people say "season 3 was the worst part", I'm like wtf are they talking about? Jolene Blalock is an amazing actress. How do you miss all those great moments with her character developing and come to the conclusion it sucks?
>Star Trek Beyond out in 2 months
>Haven't heard shit since the trailer was released and everyone hated it
Bomb incoming?
Would Tuvix have Tuvok's neurological condition or would delaying splitting him until they returned to the Alpha quadrant have saved Tuvok?
Enterprise was great after that shitty Alien 9/11 season and after they gave up on that stupid temporal war plot.
Too bad they didn't it a chance. If TNG got the same treatment it would have been cancelled early on too..
>>69317863
>it's a "this episode didn't even happen" episode
Twilight, wasn't it?
Good stuff but I always hate endings like that. At least Sisko remembers some of the events of The Visitor.
>>69317863
I couldn't agree more.
Season 3 was the best of the show for me and one of the best seasons of Trek, for me. There were only a couple of "enh" ones in there, but for the most part the tension was palpable, there was constant variation of epiosde ideas, the underlying arc was ever-present, Jolene's character became much more real and had a pathos even with her addiction to the Trellium (?), just an all around great season.
Brannon Braga's a real douche when it comes to giving Manny Coto credit where credit is do.
In the Blu-Ray's he has this real subtle "Well, yeah, that was a Manny Coto episode.." vibe. IMO, Braga was tapped of ideas and Manny's Season 3 and then Season 4 executive producer role showed he was the creative force it really needed from the beginning.
Similitude is still one of my all time favorites.
>>69317999
>shitty Alien 9/11 season
Oh you just mean the best part of the entire show? Yeah, that season with the most creative ideas and real tension serialized week to week, how atrocious.
>>69318014
Yeah, Twilight, where Archer has brain bugs that keeps resetting his memory. Earth is blown up by the Xindi weapon. When they destroy the parasites in the present, it destroys them in the past.
>>69318193
>it's a T'Pol x Archer shipping episode
>one week later
>it's a T'Pol x Trip shipping episode
Nice hack job, writers.
>Those creatures, the lizard people, they're around here somewhere. You gotta find them. Be careful. Be careful, they got ray guns.
>>69311924
To ENT's credit it did feature the tastiest looking aliens. Imagine a seared aquatic Xindi steak served over grilled onions. Or whole steamed insectoid Xindi with lemon and butter. Nothing else in any series comes close (though in TOS' defense, I would very much like to try roasted Gorn)
>not having Al show up in the last episode
>Sam leaps home
Why did the Xindi test their weapon on Earth? That test gave Earth a warning and months to prepare.
Why didn't the Xindi blow up the Enterprise? Every time they overpower the Enterprise, they always send over a boarding crew and/or retreat.
The Xindi were stupid. No wonder they lost.
>>69318524
Reptilian space niggers.
>>69318468
They had a Gorn in ENT too ("In a Mirror Darkly").
>>69318521
Moving picture related.
>novel after Endgame
>you knew that Aoochiemoya/Seven shit wouldn't last
>>69318834
Of course. Seven's true OTP is the planet killer.
Thanks Peter David.
I just watched the last episode of TNG, and I got all teary eyed.
When I got netflix a while ago, I decided to watch all of Star Trek from the beginning. My mom was a huge star trek fan, and we would sit and watch it together when I was a kid while my father was doing manly stuff and my sister was off being a cunt.
Watched the original series, and relived the memories, watching it with my mom. Then, I started TNG, and I was loving the cheese factor of the sets and stories. Then it hit its stride, and I remembered the episodes. I even saw a couple episodes that I hadn't seen before.
Then, it came up to the last season, and the episode "All Good Things". I stopped watching for 4 months. I just couldn't watch it, even though I already had, many times before. I knew that once I watched it, I would be done with TNG.
But tonight I finished the series, and that last scene of the bridge crew playing poker together is still as satisfying as ever.
My mom still loves star trek, but getting her motivated to watch something has become harder since the dementia kicked in. Some times I can get her to watch an episode and remain lucid enough to enjoy it, but usually she ends up spacing out midway through. Watching all of TNG on my own just reminded me of the first time I saw it, with my mom, in our old living room with the ratty ass couch, munching on popcorn, we'd watch as everyone else did their own thing. It reminded me of better days.
I apologize for the blog post, but I appreciate you fuckers for being awesome.
If they wanted the ratings to go up, it should have been like this.
OFFICIAL TREK THREAD OP STATS from an unbiased observer:
>TOS image
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Shitposting----------: * * *
Amount of Tourists: * * *
Durability-------------: * *
>TNG image
Quality Discussion: * *
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Amount of Tourists: * * * * *
Durability-------------: * * * * *
>DS9 image
Quality Discussion: * * * *
Shitposting----------: * * * * *
Amount of Tourists: * *
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>VOY image
Quality Discussion: * * *
Shitposting----------: * *
Amount of Tourists: *
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>ENT image
Quality Discussion: * * * *
Shitposting----------: *
Amount of Tourists: *
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>>69319515
My god it's true
>>69319515
I hope you're taking into account the fact that Voyager images are NOT saved from Imgur, despite occasionally appearing as if they have been.
>>69319515
I've only been coming to /tv/"trek-threads" since December 2015 and this seems eminently true.
DS9 threads I always thought were the worst, even though it's possibly my favorite series.
TNG is right except I've never noticed a dip in quality discussion.
In any event, ENT threads lack the amount of speed of posts for obvious reasons, I just don't want reddit shitposter to show up in any thread, same with pretentious douche who will reply to 8 posts for the sake of it.
>>69318145
>Ezriposter also appreciates ENT
How much good taste can one person have?
>>69318302
It was funny to see that guy again after he showed up in both DS9 and Voyager
Did he ever appear in TNG?
>>69319839
Leland Orser is a great B to C lister.
He wasn't in TNG but he was also in DS9 as a member of the "seedy flakey skin race that gets pissed off over being given an entire planet" race.
Oh, and I'm not Ezriposter but I save a lot of his images because I too find her quite pleasing in many ways.
>>69319832
>DS9 threads I always thought were the worst
It's because DS9 threads are always sustained by the angry posters who arrive to insist that DS9 isn't even real Star Trek.
>>69319984
Every single one involves a >>>/reddit/, followed by some ghetto / black references, et al.
It all seems very trollish to me, though.
On a side note, I hope Fuller can hire Manny Coto, a hardcore Trek fan who was the progenitor of Season 4 from Enterprise and the writer of some of Season 3's best, including Similitude.
Not to mention, Jeff Combs deserved to be a mainstay, if only for one season, just for being overall an outstanding performer and cool guy.
>>69320217
His age is starting to show, but he's so great I can't imagine it would affect a character played by him. It's a travesty that we never got the planned S5 with Shran on the main cast
>>69320438
He could play the right role to the hilt, the casting just has to be right. But he's played everything he's been given magnanimously, I wouldn't mind him even as a one-offer.
I would guess, even though it's still a lot of conjecture, if a seasonal anthology is part of the MO on Trek 2017, Fuller will definitely hire a couple of the old hands who the fans loved, if not work them into time specific storylines. I feel like he is more keen on what the core Trek fans want but ultimately he will be playing multiple tunes for multiple people to make the show work and not just for the sake of the Trek franchise but also CBS' streaming service.
>tfw someone posts another trekthread instead of posting in yours and gets a bunch of replies
>>69320750
From which point of view are you expressing this? Because this is the oldest Trek thread up on the board right now
>>69320750
Don't worry my fammy, >>69319144 is dead.
>>69320438
Oh, his age doesn't matter. The man's a goddamn chameleon.
I too am bummed we didn't get to see the adventures of Shran & everyone else. UPN sinking into the goddamn abyss robbed us of one of the best potential things ever.
>>69320938
>Malcolm almost gets his dick ripped off by in heat T'Pol
Did anyone other than Tripp get their knobs wet in the series?
>>69311924
>tfw I actually enjoyed Enterprise
>Hell I enjoyed most of Voyager
>DS9 was good but I skipped a lot of episodes
>TOS is a bit too old and crude for my taste
>TNG was the best
>The JJ films were tripe
>>69321241
Does MU count?
>>69321362
Found my duplicate.
Just don't reveal why I'm here, non-anon.
>>69321380
Hmm, that could spawn a debate from someone about previous MU / Time travel episodes so I'm just going to say YES, because I'm too tired.
>>69314169
thnx. if you're still here anon what about the writing? I like the interpersonal relationships and the mellow drama of the two mentioned above. Is the character development the same ?
>ywn taste a Vulcan woman's sweat
Why even live
>>69321520
>I like the interpersonal relationships and the mellow drama
But you hate TOS and DS9? Does not compute.
>>69321520
Yes, there is character development (not that anon) but it really doesn't show up in full speed until Season 3.
Just be a man and take the dive. Word of advice.
-The Theme song has an evolution: disgust, apathy, mild enjoyment, outright singing before every episode.. as Garak said "It's insidious."
-The first two seasons are hit and miss but in the end they aren't that bad writing wise, it's sort of a mixture of the cast trying to figure out the roles (IMO).
"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."
>>69321481
>>>69321362 (You)
>Found my duplicate.
>Just don't reveal why I'm here, non-anon.
Don't worry the humans will never no the extant of our influence until it's ready
>>69321696
Oh good, the center square is here.
>>69321607
just never got in to it. didn't care about the characters. I tried anon I really did.
which is why I never gave enterprise a try. so convince me on it or whatever. its 4chan so whatever lol
Friendly reminder Dukat did nothing wrong.
>>69321570
>ywn discuss Vulcan philosophy with T'Pau while massaging her feet
How do you say 'JDIMSA' in Vulcan?
>>69321815
>ywn get a whiff of T'Pol's sweety feet as you take off her boots after a long day of her standing on the bridge
>>69321778
Except for not forcing the DS9 execs to air the spinoff where he, Damar, Kira, Ziyal, and Weyoun-6 have space adventures in his stolen Bird of Prey
>>69321696
*nods approvingly*
>>69321815
>T'Pau
Her?
>>69321851
>all that pointlessly wasted libido
Develop a better fetish already.
>>69321899
>her
Well, yes, though perhaps a bit younger
>>69321899
No this one.
>>69321744
TOS and DS9 have the best interpersonal relationships, and DS9 has the most character development of all the Treks. It's a shame that you missed out on that.
Enterprise is good, better than Voyager, but it's still in fourth place for me.
>>69322299
TOS has the best banter, in my opinion.
I always found it amusing that TOS ends so many of its episodes with the bridge crew laughing at Spock for almost no reason.
>>69322537
Bones and Spock is my all-time favorite "we annoy the shit out of each other but deep down respect and admire one another regardless of our methods" friendship.
>>69321962
Likefacesitting?
>tfw there's yet ANOTHER trekthread posted and it's accumulating replies
>>69318834
>tfw Project Full Circle will never be filmed
>>69324064
Why do you keep roleplaying as me? You didn't create this thread and it's no concern of yours
>>69324475
I'm your transporter duplicate.
Normally the laws of physics prevent the transporter from creating duplicates, but the beam passed through a strange energy field and, well, here I am.
>>69311924
meh, was alright. DS9 was better
>>69311924
>Battlestar Enterprise was actually good
yeah nah
>>69320938
Season 5 Shran is truly a lost gem that we will never get to fully appreciate.
>>69324475
I am posting things that concern the trekthread community anonymously, if you wanted explicit captaincy over this thread you ought to have used a tripcode my friend. I will continue to post whiny tfws ITT so long as it remains in the catalog as the elder trekthread if and when other extraneous trekthreads are posted and you'd better believe some readers may believe you are me, oh yes, prepare for it.
>>69324885
Have you spoken with a therapist about this?
>>69324736
>Battlestar Galactica was bad
Found the pleb
>>69324736
Calm down brah, at least we're not talking SGU
>>69313884
>Scotty grabs the scientists ipad. "COMPUTAH, TURN ROIGHT ON, INNIT ME LOVE? ILL OOK YA ONE M8"
>Kirk and Spock catch an UBER, driver is listening to some heavy DUBSTEP, spock asks him to turn it down, Driver says "NAH YOU CUNT, DIS IS HARDSTYLE, I NEED IT AT FULL VOLUME", spock nerve pinches him while kirk tries to jump into the drivers seat comically.
>"Officwer, cwan you pwoint us to the nucwear wessles?" (Ok, even today with the new cast that would be pretty funny)
>Ohura gets in a twerk off.
Seriously, would you want a "modern" version of the whales? Full of iphone, twitter and facebook references? Maybe a celebrity cameo by miley cyrus or someone?
>>69325069
>Maybe a celebrity cameo by miley cyrus or someone?
Or Eddie Murphy.
>>69325002
Not implying it was m8
>>69325004
kek
>>69318145
Loli/tomboy Dax best Dax.
Much better than "oh, McCoy? Yeah, I fucked him. Oh, Klingon ambassador, him too. Oh, the crystaline entity? MULTIPLE. DICKS."
>>69325213
What do you have against sex?
>4chan
Oh, right, sorry.
>>69325213
Jadzia was thrown in to teach young girls to embrace degeneracy. She was like the failed Beta version of Dax before they could perfect the recipe to Ezri.
>>69321696
Whomever you are, or whatever group of people you are. I give you mad props. You are up there with "FLAOT" in the old minecraft threads.
Rumour was the original FLAOT died, but wrote an algorithm before he did, so his legacy would live on forever.
>>69318834
>bookposting
>>69325316
Nothing wrong with sex, but when every new character they meet got a good DAXING, even older historical figures in the past series, its a little jarring.
>>69325466
>canoncops srs bzness
>>69325466
Looks like we can check that off the bingo board >>69321742
>>69325503
Star Trek is serious business. Deal with it or find another fandom where the business isn't serious, like Star Wars.
>>69325638
>implying the vitriol over canon isn't worse.
nigga pls. They bought billboards to try and sway them to create more Legacy shit.
>>69325638
>>69325707
>[n-word] pls. They bought billboards to try and sway them to create more Legacy [stuff].
good post but let's watch those n bombs
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>>69325814
That's another square. :)
>>69325744
See? Star Wars isn't serious at all. That's a good joke, like spinning is a good trick and your father was a good friend.
>>69325848
>stale repost
According to the archive it's been posted like 10 times in history, last of which was more than 5 months ago
>>69311924
I did not realize it until 3 years after it was gone.
Season 3 is fucking amazing and season 4 has real gold.
They were just really getting going, should have had 2 or 3 more seasons.
>>69326016
Any daring memetic synthesis more than 7 days old should be retired. If it was a good meme then it should be put in the /trek/ Hall of Fame.
Which reminds me, we need a /trek/ Hall of Fame to put our retired memes in.
>>69326107
I've been posting to /tv/ Star Trek threads since November 2014, any other oldfags want to discuss criteria for a Hall of Fame?
>tfw someone adds YET ANOTHER trekthread to the catalog and it immediately gets replies
>>69326184
I started a Tumblr to collect /trek/ memes once, but I never did anything with it because
1, I don't know how Tumblr works
2, Moot wanted 4chins to be ephemeral. Are we really truly ready to abandon Moot's legacy?
>>69326047
I'm sure you've heard it a million times already, but if not, here's a crushing fact: they planned on adding Shran to the main cast in Season 5 and were going to explore Empress Hoshi's rise and fall in-depth in the MU
>>69326323
From experience, when a popular general got banned off another board they made their own little yotsuba site to continue posting in much the same manner.
If anyone is autistic enough to buy hosting for one it could be used as a repository to retire/collect things.
I've been nostalgiafagging through the archives a bit which was why I posted that hasperat pasta; even just a year ago trek threads seemed a lot more lighthearted and more dedicated to the concept of an 'imageboard', albeit trading off serious discussion
>>69319242
I'm not sure the 90s could have handled this much win.
>>69326412
Well, we're not going to get banned, so creating a trekchan is overkill.
I might give curating a Hall of Fame another shot, but my big problem is that most of our copypasta is centered on DS9 and Voyager.
I can't find enough good pasta for TOS, TNG or Enterprise.
>>69321362
>tfw I actually enjoyed Enterprise very much so with a few exeptions.
> I enjoy Voyager above all others since it was my first trek show and introduced me to the world of Star Trek
>I feel I might actually like some of the characters on DS9 if I stuck with the show longer instead of giving up on it after experiencing a few boring episodes.
>TOS is a bit too old and crude for my taste but I still enjoy the actors and stories.
>TNG might have been my favorite if it wasn't for Seven of nine, and the Doctor
>The JJ films felt nothing like Star Trek to me so I don't really think of them when I think Star Trek.
>>69326671
Addendum:
If anybody has some good TOS, TNG or Enterprise pasta, please share it. I'll start:
I was walking into the fancy supermarket downtown when I saw a familiar face inside through the revolving door. My mind could not place it until I had gone through them when suddenly it hit me like a speeding truck full of bricks powered by thunderbolts.
William Fucking Shatner.
The man himself in flesh right in front of me. I felt like I'd had a stroke as I started frantically patting myself all over trying to find my pockets, trying to find my phone, trying to take a picture because that is what normal human beings do in such situations I think I though. But even though I found the phone 5 or 10 times my brain could not stop its frantic searching motions, could not even blink or breathe, as I slowly revolved around him and backward into a line of people at the salad bar.
The whole time he smiled and smiled, and waved, and threw kisses. Not to me, he never even saw me even though I was standing not 3 feet from him. He was on his stage and playing to his audience, the supermarket itself.
He was not alone, a young woman was at his side. His girlfriend? daughter? grand-daughter? body-guard? She saw me, never took her eyes off me. The strange man with wild eyes, patting his pockets.. did I have a gun? She quickly grabbed the shat by the arm and steered him out the door as he smiled and waved and kissed to the produce section.
>>69326671
What are the best DS9 and VOY pastas?
>>69321696
They are yellow and green if you know what I mean.
>>69327047
Let me tell you about my typical day, /tv/
It was a hot day since the environmental systems were on the fritz and I was in the holodeck with the safety protocols disabled benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within 10 decks were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, B'elana Torres. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my custom-built shuttlecraft and reved it up to 40,000 Cochranes (this is a Delta-Quadrant special edition with special engine system). I got onto the slipstream near Voyager and threw it into Warp 15, I went so fucking fast I became omnipresent and my dna exploded. As I was flooring it through the universe like a badass, BLT called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from Warp 15 in front of her quarters. The Delta Flyer has top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of her quarters and walks up to my shuttlecraft and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya. .
Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." SLIPSTREAM DRIVE just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a Ferengi, I wouldn't disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Delta Flyer and drive home to Earth.
>>69327047
I was in our ship's semi-fresh food mess hall here in the Delta Quadrant (the kitchen was converted from the Captain's private dining room), and I'm in line to order some Kazonian ham at the front. The cook asked me what kind, and I said "I have no fucking idea what different kinds of Kazonian ham there are, Talaxian" ENTIRELY too loudly and the woman behind me in line I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.
I turn around. Captain Janeway.
She kinda half leans around me and says "Ocampan honey glazed!" to the freak behind the counter and I just kinda stare at her for a second then smile and say thanks. I'm about to replicate something else instead but she says "No way, this one's out of my rations" and authorizes the resource allocation for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of... I tensed up like an academy cadet and saluted. Once again she cracks out in mad laugher and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "A dozen parsecs?" She said "Try ten thousand light years", with a devilish grin on her face.
We ended up having Vidiian torch in her personal quarters on deck 4. Turns out she'd apparently installed a Borg replicator, which let her replicate all kinds of shit that the ship's standard complement couldn't handle. We talked about everything that wasn't her career for about 47 minutes before I had to take off because my shift was about to start. I shook her hand and said she made my year today. She smiled and beat my head in with a hyperspanner. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in blood as I made out a blurry image of a freshly-replicated torpedo being hoisted above my head. Through the ringing in my ears I can't recall the probably inspiring parting line about duty and service before the casing came crashing down, ending my voyage.
>>69327047
Hello, my "friends". You are here now watching this image of me because I have been murdered. It probably happened while I was on-duty, serving the crew, which is what I expected. Never forget I died being who I didn't choose to be, an existence which I never asked for. What I want you to know is how much I loved my life, which you all stole away from me. You are shit. You all know that I had a right to live just as much as anyone else in this crew. But your Captain took this gentle, frightened being and killed him in cold, green blood. I can only imagine how happy you are to finally be rid of my unwelcome presence. Doctor, you at least protested my demise. For that I can almost forgive you. Harry, you handed her the murder weapon. Your hands are stained with blood, now and forever. B'Elanna. We are so much alike, you and I. Two conflicting forces fused together. Why couldn't you empathize with my plight, or do you lack any empathy at all? Tom. I saw how you stared at me, like I'm some sort of abomination. Trust me, you creep, the feeling is mutual. You make me sick. Chakotay, I prayed so long and hard for you to grow a spine. I understand now that I prayed in vain. A koo chee moya, your ancestors deserved their genocide. Kes, is your unloving heart finally satisfied now? Your precious pedophile is returned to your side. Enjoy his tender touches until he moves on to groom a new child bride. I should know. He was me. My dear Kathy. I wish I could say that I have been and always shall be your friend. But the truth is unveiled now, the logic is inescapable: I was never your friend, you never cared for me. You killed me, Kathy, you killed me. This sin can never be washed away from your soul. So, you'll understand when I say, death is the undiscovered country, the final frontier, the last stop to the journey. But I'm not lonely. Because I know that you'll join me soon, all of you, one day. Death comes eventually for everyone. Hailing frequencies closed, sirs.
>>69326671
>Well, we're not going to get banned
Until the day when the capeshitters and Star Wars posters impose their rule over the board
>>69327207
Do you have alternate Kes version?
>>69327047
Why is Voyager the most drama-filled Star Trek?
TOS
>Jim Kirk had a huge ego and everybody hated working with him
TNG
>someone (Maurice Hurley?) harassed Bev Crusher in the first year
DS9
>Ben Sisko injected raw marijuanic cannabinoids directly into his bloodstream before shooting every day
Enterprise
>UPN execs were constantly interfering, shit like arranging for real life pop bands to play at the ends of episodes
Voyager
>the writing staff's Native American advisor was actually an Armenian scam artist
>before the show began, Executive Producer Rick Berman told the human characters to act wooden, to make the aliens "pop"
>Chakotay hated how bland he became, so he kept demanding pay raises, hoping to be fired
>Chakotay dated 7 of 9 only because he demanded a romantic relationship
>7 was hired because Executive Producer Brannon Braga wanted to sleep with her
>Janeway didn't like that 7 was ruining her "feminist role model" vision, so Janeway bullied 7 on-set
>this only stopped when 7 began sleeping with Braga, ruining her marriage
>when her divorce details became public, her ex-husband lost the race for Illinois Senator to Barack Obama
>the bullying was so bad that Harry Kim bursts into treats and cries about it at conventions
>Kim and Tom Paris avoided the bullying by spending their off-camera time at the snack table
>they gained so much weight that the writers threw fat jokes into scripts
>the execs began hating Kim when he talked to TV Guide about Berman's acting mandate
>they were going to fire him, and only didn't because People Magazine named him among the year's Most Beautiful People
>instead they fired Kes, and her life spun out of control, so she fell into drugs and crime
>Tuvok has no life outside of Star Trek, and he's now the driving force behind Renegades
>Ron Moore joined as Co-Executive Producer, but left when he saw that the writers/execs "don't give a shit"
Were they cursed by vengeful spirits, angry at Jamake Highwater for his lies?
>>69327047
>>69327257
>(Federation News Service) An Ocampan best known for stowing away aboard the Starfleet starship USS Voyager was arrested on stardate -270942.062.
>Kes, who resembled ancient Earth actress Jennifer Lien while living on board the USS Voyager during the first few years of her journey home, has been charged with indecent exposure.
>According to FNS affiliate GNN, Kes was arrested in her home in Harriman, Tennessee, United States of America, Earth, Terran System, Sector 001, Alpha Quadrant, Milky Way Galaxy.
>Neighbor Carey Smith told GNN that Kes came by her home to comment on how Smith's children were being raised and started using vulgar language.
>"All of a sudden, here come the shirt up," said Smith, "Without using her hands, it was like telekinesis."
>"She started flashing and glowing with bright lights and, 'Woo hoo,' and I said, 'And what respect is that for kids?' There was none. And then she turned around and teleported her pants elsewhere."
>According to the affiliate, Kes was found naked in her holosuite by deputies and resisted walking to the patrol shuttle after threatening to erase the officers from the space-time continuum.
>Kes was clothed and carried out to the shuttle.
>Kes is known to be an alien from a mentally advanced race with only a nine-year lifespan. It is unknown whether her advanced age of forty-one has impaired her mental capabilities.
>The Harriman Police Department also said that Kes has a record that includes piloting a shuttle without a license, attacking a Federation starship, attempting to cause a warp core breach, burning victims through pyrokinesis, violating the Temporal Prime Directive, and jaywalking.
>As of Tuesday night, Kes remained in jail. When reached for comment, Kes offered:
>"Don't use transwarp, kids. Don't go faster than warp 10. It'll mess you up."
>>69327283
please delete this
>>69327283
Sort of a pasta
>DS9 novels
>What if we started replacing all the crew who left, some with new faces, some with old?
>What if we started exploring the Gamma Quadrant again?
>What if we picked up old plot threads, like Bajor joining the Federation or those body-controlling parasites from TNG?
>TNG novels
>WHAT IF SELA BLEW UP DEEP SPACE NINE?
>Voyager novels
>What if we used quantum slipstream drive to send a fleet of ships back to the Delta Quadrant?
>What if we started reestablishing contact with old characters, and meeting new characters that we missed on the first Delta Quadrant journey?
>What if the characters started getting promoted, forming families and moving on with their lives?
>TNG novels
>WHAT IF JANEWAY BECAME THE NEW BORG QUEEN, THEN BLEW UP, AND THEN WAS MADE INTO A Q?
>AND THEN SEVEN OF NINE MERGES WITH A PLANET EATER AND BEGINS CALLING HERSELF SEVEN OF ONE?
>>69327383
Thank you.
>>69327047
Hello, my friends. You are here now watching this image of me because I have been arrested. It probably happened while I was drunk, high and nude, which is what I expected. Never forget I got caught doing exactly what I chose to do. What I want you to know is how much I hate my life, and those of you who shared it with me. You are shit. You all know where I came from and what my life was like before Voyager. But Berman and Braga took that frightened, gentle young girl and ruined her. I have been cursed to watch your fame and success from afar. Kate, you are the worst. You teased me, laughed at me, and always made me cry. Robert, you are capable of so much hate. You taught me without ever having to say a word. I realized I could try nothing without losing. Ah, Garrett. We are so much alike, you and I. Both hated, betrayed by our producers. I hope you meet death with your eyes wide open. Robert. Your flaccid will comes from within. It can't be diminished any more. From you, I have learned to give up, quit trying and surrender. Tim, I'm sorry I won't be able to see you grow and move on with your life. Is your pathetic obsession with Star Trek ageless? Robert, in those moments I felt the most despair, you took your hand and touched me where I didn't like it. You taught me that nobody can be trusted. My dear Roxann. You hid like a child on that engineering set, far away from all my drama, and that makes you a pathetic coward. Ethan. I wish I could say you've been like a friend to me, but I've never had one, so I don't know what it feels like. But if there was someone in this universe I could choose to like me, someone who I would want to make proud of me, it would never be you. You who have the talent of a turd and the soul of a scumbag. So, you'll understand when I say, Tennessee is that state to which I hope you'll never visit. Which is why it will be your end if you do. I will fucking shoot you like a Roane County sheriff. Hailing frequencies closed, sirs.
>>69327047
DID YOU KNOW? Jennifer Lien is not aware that she is no longer an actress. During the filming of Star Trek: Voyager, she was so extraordinarily and invariably crunked on badly broken methamphetamines that she still genuinely believes actions to have no consequences, and that every day ends with a reset button.
Just an interesting behind-the-scenes factoid for your personal edification.
That's all for now, all of these plus the Voyager Arcade Game.
>>69327573
Thank you based trekthread historian.
Enough text, back to images.
Who wore it better-- Jake Sisko or a bowling alley?
Tried to work in the additions with the original:
>In the DS9 DVD edition booklet released in 2008, screenwriter Robert Hewitte Wolfe outlined some of the prospective episodes for the planned spinoff following Dukat, Damar, Kira, and Ziyal:
>[Pilot] "The Naprem" Caught between her duties to Captain Sisko and her moral desire to take up the cause of freedom fighting, Major Kira must make a tough choice. When it is discovered that the Klingons are launching an assault on Cardassia Prime, Kira's care for Ziyal leads her to betray her uniform and engage in one of her most dangerous missions to date
>S1E2 "Concordance" Having successfully averted the Klingon attack, the Naprem begins to experience malfunctions in its warp reactor. A subspace shockwave causes Kira and Damar to switch bodies.
>S1E3 "Art to Reckon" Kira begins to second guess her choice to join the crew as Dukat's advances become increasingly obvious. The situation is complicated, however, when Dukat discovers Kira teaching Ziyal about his past crimes
>S1E4 "Benediction" After following a distress signal, the Naprem makes a surprising discovery - a dominion ship piloted by a 'defective' clone of Weyoun who wishes to leave his former masters. Tensions rise as Damar and the guest do not get along
>S1E5 "Atalanta" The Naprem finds a Klingon warship in a decaying orbit around an unstable gas giant. While Dukat is reluctant to help, Kira mounts a rescue mission. This plotline would later be recycled in Star Trek: Enterprise[16]
>S1E6 "Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail 2372" As Kira and Dukat try to work out their romantic encounter in the previous episode, the voyage is interrupted by a plea from Captain Sisko: return to the station to help with a crisis on Bajor
>S1E7 "All Good Drinks..." A garbled transmission leads Quark to supply the ship with ten times the amount of Kanar requested. When Damar discovers the beverage is 2327 vintage - his favorite - hilarity ensues
>>69328025
>S1E8 "Clock Stopper" Kira catches Ziyal smoking. Directed by LeVar Burton
>S1E9 "Love's Labour's Lost" Weyoun and Damar get stuck in Ziyal's romantic Garak-themed holoprogram
>S1E10 "Pedigree" Dukat attempts to seduce Ziyal after he discovers false evidence planted by Kira implicating that he isn't her father. Only Damar can blow open the ruse before it's too late.
S1E11 "Near Beyond the Moon" The mirror-counterparts of the Naprem crew find themselves in the 1940s as science fiction writers. The Superintendent is brought to humility by the severe discrimination she faces for being gay.
>S1E12 "Family Matters" Ziyal finds an encrypted holoprogram of her mother hidden in the ship's computer. After using the program as an outlet to vent for weeks, Kira discovers it's another one of Dukat's porn programs.
>S1E13 "Counterintelligence" Sloane abducts Weyoun-6 for interrogation, the crew of the Naprem track him down across the quadrant because Damar refuses to leave him to his fate
>S1 finale part 1: Dukat and Kira's newfound romance is severely jeopardized when it is revealed that the Cardassian was in secret contact with the Founders, and had invited them to the Alpha Quadrant with the condition that they'd install him as leader of Cardassia
>S1 finale part 2: Damar's loyalist faction, Legate Broca's dominion faction, the Jem'Hadar, the Klingons, and the Defiant come to a standoff at the Wormhole entrance. Whoever fires the first shot may start an interquadrantal war
>S2E1 "Foresight" Lamenting the dissolution of the Naprem's crew, Dukat sells his soul to a Pah Wraith in exchange for Kira's love. Dukat finds himself in hot water, however, when the new prophecy foretelling love between Kira and Dukat turns out to be fulfilled in the Mirror Universe
>>69328025
what about enough text don't you understand you imageless piece of shit
>>69313058
>>69313684
>>69327573
Here at last, here at last, thank Roddenberry almighty it's here at last.
Star Trek Voyager: The Arcade Game, in all its grainy artifacted .jpg glory.
>>69326989
My favorite part of TNG is the one where Yoda finds the ring.
>>69328051
>The mirror-counterparts of the Naprem crew find themselves in the 1940s as science fiction writers.
1940s crime writers, you mean.
>>69325143
Three Eddie Murphys.
>>69328426
And the severed head of a giant Eddie Murphy.
>>69328055
You think simply stating 'enough text' means anons have to listen to you?
>>69328383
This "meme" is nonsensical and retarded
>>69328623
It comes from a video where some guy says that there was an episode of Star Trek where "Benjamin Sisko is a crime writer in the 1940s" even though we all know that Benjamin Sisko was a science fiction writer in the 1950s.
>there will never be a video with scenes of Ponn Farr to The Heat is On
All trek is good trek, except for memetrek (TNG).
>>69329319
Turnabout Intruder isn't good trek
sup
>Its a "T'Pol begins Pon Farr in the decon chamber" episode
Holy fucking shit my dick got instantly hard, this is EXACTLY like my amines
>Daniels thought his hero would appreciate being involved in a war
>tfw you're in a comfy bed traveling at warp
>>69321633
IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD
>>69330050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vNqIGiTkIU
>>69330162
Does anyone have a link to the original Billy Joel version?
>>69330162
You're goddamn right I'm singing along.
>>69330236
I don't know but here's Rod Stewart's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1sYjDc8i4I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft5FVwo5Gng
>>69325069
>And a double cunt on you!
>>69326412
This gives me an idea
>>69326671
>>69327016
So I transferred to the galaxy-famous Enterprise D recently. Before my posting was made official, I heard rumors about the renowned "eccentric" "genius" of its captain. I didn't pay much attention, I was just proud to be moving to Starfleet's flagship.
Not a dozen stardates after my arrival, I saw him, THE one and only Captain Jean-Luc Picard. Deck 17, Section 01, I was traversing a corridor towards Keiko's arboretum, and he was approaching my coordinates from the opposite end. I knew to play it cool, not make myself a fool. As he drew near, our eyes met, and I gave him a respectful nod. Rather than reciprocate, he looked down and stared at his hands, and he kept studying his hands until after he passed me. Oh well.
I thought it was my imagination, so I resolved to try again. A month later, I was walking a PADD down to Science Lab 47 and I saw him exiting a turbolift. Making so my plan to make an impression, I gave him a wave and smile. His eyes grew wide, then he spun around and ran back into the turbolift. He jabbed the "close doors" panel and was gone. Weird.
Several days ago we had our third close encounter. I was heading to Sickbay for an inspection of my reproductive organs. The doors swished open and out he came, performing a Pecker'd Maneuver on his little prick hard. Though technically afternoon, I chose to boldly go for "Good evening, sir." He ceased brushing the doctor's hair off his pants and blushed redder than his uniform. Then his eyes blazed like a warp core, shooting phaser beams into my soul. Steam was nearly billowing out his ears, and I swear I sensed the scent of earlgrayon particles wafting about.
He engaged in an impassioned tirade, something about first links forging chains, men of good conscience not ignoring personal liberties and freedom, burning away irrelevancies in crucibles, and lastly, I'm "confined to quarters until further notice".
It's been over a week and I'm still waiting for that "further notice", Cap.
>>69327283
>Harry Kim bursts into treats
Funniest moment in Voyager history
Just finished watching enterprise today actually. Tbh I didn't enjoy it as much as voyager but maybe that's because it was cancelled earlier.
I really liked the blue guy he was an awesome actor.
I didn't get the second and third last episodes where the baddie clones a human/Vulcan baby, what was the point of having the baby and how did it make sense?
Enterprise had one of THE BEST episodes I have seen so far across all the series, the one called "observer effect" (season 4 ep 11)
I really enjoyed it and thought the concept was amazing.
I have just downloaded ds9 and will start watching it soon.
>>69327016
I was walking into the fancy rec room on my ship when I saw a familiar face inside through the automated door. My mind could not place it until I had gone through them when suddenly it hit me like a speeding shuttle full of tribbles powered by miracles.
Captain James T. Fucking Kirk.
The man himself in flesh right in front of me. I felt like I'd had a stroke as I started frantically patting myself all over trying to find my belt, trying to find my tricorder, trying to take a picture because that is what normal human beings do in such situations I think. But even though I found the tricorder 4 or 7 times my brain could not stop its frantic searching motions, could not even blink or breathe, as I slowly revolved around him and backward into a line of crew at the food synthesizers.
The whole time he smiled and smiled, and waved, and threw kisses. Not to me, he never even saw me even though I was standing not 3 feet from him. He was on his stage and playing to his audience, the rec room itself.
He was not alone, a young Vulcan was at his side. His first officer? Science officer? Diplomatic aide? T'hy'la? He saw me, never took his eyes off me. The strange man with wild eyes, patting his belt... did I have a phaser? The Vulcan quickly grabbed that shat by the arm and steered him out the door as he smiled and waved and kissed to the 3D chess section.
Does anybody think Enterprise could've eked out one more season if this had been the title theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtWT-H3XQGI
>>69331680
I think you posted the wrong link.
No worries, here's the correct one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P4IlgtwHmA
>>69311924
I will never forgive them for that ending. Never.
*Spoilers*
Not for holodecking the last episode to help the Beard resolve an issue that had NOTHING to do with the ending.
Not for dick teasing, and then just plain shitting all over the Tucker/T'Pol relationship (she barely even acted like she cared that he was gone).
And speaking of, for killing off my favorite character in such a lame ass fucking way.
The ending is shit. They all came out and said it was. Everyone felt bad about it and they should. I fucking loved the series in the beginning, but there will never be an excuse for how the chose to end it.
>>69331680
No, but it's a great theme.
>>69331878
In the books they made it so he faked his death, but it's such a shit episode it's better to assume it didn't even happen. Riker's holodeck program was historically incorrect.
http://memory-beta.wikia.com/wiki/Charles_Tucker_III
>>69332008
Serious question for Star Trek experts only: Was the entire presentation of Enterprise also Riker's holodeck program or was it just the final episode?
>night/trek/
>>69332008
>books
>>69332081
Just the last one. It was pretty obvious did you even watch it?
>>69332118
Yes, I watched it, and found it disturbing. It seemed to have two possible interpretations: one, a pulling-away-of-the-curtain revealing that the entire series was in fact Riker's simulation, the other that this was just a flawed future recreation of the specific events of that episode. The chef thing is what really throws me. Please don't make rude posts to me in the future.
>>69332081
All of Star Trek was recursively Furry Face's holodeck program.
>day/trek/
>>69311986
>The shadows make that man look very odd.
No, that's just his face.
>>69332158
Don't post to him or his step son, ever again!
Scott Bakula's just fucking weird
>>69332158
>Please don't make rude posts to me in the future.
OK, but you'll have to use a trip then.No, actually your posts are so retarded we can easily recognise them.
Scott Bakula has such a whiny voice in Enterprise.
And yet somehow he's perfect in Quantum Leap.
Explain.
>>69332373
amidoinitrite
>>69332555
I/III
>>69332555
Actually gets trips. Absolute madman.
>>69328151
>>69332666
Ensign, I'm promoting you for this post.
I do not like Star Trek: Deep Space 9
>>69319966
>>69332839
Okay?
>>69332839
You Bee-Trayed Your U-Ni-Form!
>>69333177
Should I know who the blondie is?
>>69333177
DELETE THIS!
>>69333393
I can barely tell who any of these drawings-lesbians are supposed to be. Without captions it's really difficult.
>>69333393
hopefully nana
>>69333393
supposedly Kes
http://glee-chan.deviantart.com/art/Trill-Love-351093362#dnr
Why were there never any aborigine crew?
>>69333616
>The two cutest girls in the Star Trek universe, Ezri Dax and Kes, together at last!
That's now how you spell Ezri and mirror-Kira
>>69318193
I appreciated the Quantum Leap reference.
>>69331074
IT'S A PIKACHU!
>>69334947
Because something something racist joke something something.
>>69311924
It was after it had been cancelled sadly that I was able to watch it. I'm watching it through again on Netflix now and hot damn it's really good. The crew seems to really mesh quickly and it feels genuine. Archer is now on par with PIcard for me.
Can't stop singing that theme!
>>69336579
Mr. Chakotay, prepare to use high warp hallucinogens, engage!
>>69332445
It's his nose, age, and something you don't attribute to a Captain.
Picard has like the "Voice of God", Kirk has that quintessential "50's professionalism" voice, Avery has "Northern Black Reverend" voice, and Janeway has "Middle-Aged Grandma who Manages a Roadhouse in Arizona" voice.
It never bothered me too much that Archer had this natural friendliness to him because that's kind of what they were going for. But in Season 3 the voice itself subsides when he turns into a hardcore post-Quantum Leap madman.
>I need TRIPP!... TRIPP!
>>69331282
>I really liked the blue guy he was an awesome actor.
I've never heard of Trek-legend Jeffrey Combs referred to just as "The Blue Guy".
Also, Peter Weller/JFP describes the creation of the baby as an example to be made out of what will become of humanity (which is supposed to be some sort of real life parallel to people who denounce race-mixing/miscegenation).
Which brings up another question.. Was Paxton right?
Are we living in a time similar to Terra Prime?
>>69340336
No because people choose to racemix.
If they are to weak not have a baby with a ktarian it's their own fault
>>69311924
I saw the pilot and was so disgusted I dropped it immediately. What a fucking mistake since every first season of Star Trek is shit.
Saw it years later on Netflix and instantly regretted not sticking with the show. Probably one of my favorite Treks and now there will never be another classic Trek show, just some shitty millennial garbage that focuses on fags and laser fights.
I like how those new alien races were all based on the beings that conspiracy tards believe are actually real.
>>69331282
Observer Effect brought back the Organians and had a great ending. Just another reason why they should've had another season
The only bad episode I remember from that season was the one with the old black man and the transporter kid.
>that one was very forgettable
>>69342409
Not privy to black women but for Danica I'd reinitialize the "intermix chamber" and fill it with bio-matter.
Also, what were they thinking having the guy who created transporter technology look and sound like a 1940s blues musician?
>>69343209
>1940s crime writer
Fixed that for you.
My problem with Enterprise was that after the first couple of episodes where their technology was a bit shit it all just became standard fare technobabble bullshit (everything now suddenly just works) and conflict between races and internal character struggles. There was hardly any cool exploration.
>>69343864
>There was hardly any cool exploration.
Well, let's see going by what I'd consider cool exploration, they had quite a few episodes, just none involving a lot of new races or "out-there" concepts compared to say Voyager because they weren't trying to capture that, just the overall spirit of entering the galaxy, the unknown.
Best episode that fits that description from season 1 is "Silent Enemy" involving the tall glass jar head aliens that are just fucking with the crew or involved in experimentation. That was a great episode for me, all cylinders pumping away.
The problem with the first season is they didn't know how much to do with the temporal cold war "arc" in between stand alone episodes which were probably more miss than hit. But the second season seemed to be paced much for logically, even though they still seemed to be searching for a wave to ride.
Season 3 was the ultimate in cool exploration but there's at least 4-5 in each of the first two seasons where the Enterprise encounters something out of this world and is unaware whatsoever how to deal with it (even with T'Pol's Vulcan star charts and previous experience).
Another example was the friendly automated repair shop that was using stolen crewmembers' brains to fuel the stations energy and memory capacity for ship reparation.
>>69339436
This. He wasn't by any means the most charismatic captain but he felt like the closest match to an actual future space-captain assigned by a NASA equivalent
>it's a Trip continues to spurn a sexy Vulcan's advances for some unknown reason episode (part 38)
I love Enterprise, a great show honestly. First two seasons are not as bad people play them out to be, season three and four are fantastic, I wish they at least had a fifth season to do the Romulan War.
>>69314053
I don't think you'll like Enterprise, there are a lot of references to TOS, so I doubt it.
OFFICIAL /trek/ THREAD POLL
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Let's settle this Enterprise question once and for all.
>>69320438
When I met Combs in person, hes just such a nice and likable guy.On top of him just being nice, he was a fantastic actor for ENT. Shran was a great character, and totally agree, its a shame he did not get his chance.
>>69346126
Someone linked that Perfect Strangers theme and it was EERY how close the two were. Right down to when the ship goes into warp the theme ends with a swinging upbeat note in perfect timing.
Makes you wonder..
>>69325638
Kek, good one anon.
>>69327283
Good post anon, that sums up all the behind the scene crap that happened with Trek.
Voyager was a mess compared to pretty much every other Trek wise of behind the scenes, gez, what went wrong?
>>69346654
There's more drama behind Star Trek than that, but it's hard to fit it all in due to 4chan character limits.
>>6934682
Got any examples that have not been posted here?
Predict what the captain from the new show will be like
>>69346823
TNG had it's fair share of drama. Gene was not completely liked by every member of the cast and Patrick had trouble finding a way to fit in with the actors until late season 1 / season 2 coming from a more serious Shakespearian background. Pulaski found she did not fit in well with her castmastes and was outright derided by one (Sirtis if my memory serves me correctly). But after Season 2 and the return of crusher / Rick Berman taking over, I know of nothing else that was an issue.
DS9 I know very little about other than complete rumour like O'Brien and Bashir not getting along and directors / ADs having issues with Avery not wanting to do certain scenes as they saw it.
TOS I know nothing about but I'm sure Shatner's ego was in stage 2 of it's ascent towards complete hypernal mega-ass. Not to mention Gene hiring babes strictly to goad into his office.
But when it comes to Enterprise I've heard absolutely nothing except towards the end when the show was raped with "These Are The Voyages.." Jolene Blalock was also right in that they were completely half-pregnant with the Trip / T'Pol romance and it deserved a more fitting end than just a cloned Vulcan / Human baby.
>"Computer, delete that entire log."
>>69311924DS9> TNG > TOS > ENT > VOY >>> JewJew
>>69347534
good call
>>69347415
>Pulaski, an actual likeable well-written strong female character, was disliked by the b-movie scream queen who only got parts for flashing her tits
whoa wholda tought
>>69347280
>more TOS
>back in the sixties, it was cool to make gay jokes, hurting Sulu's feelings
>Uhura wanted to quit and MLK convinced her to stay, but this might be a story she made up
>Gene was married to another woman while Majel was his mistress, and the network didn't want her to be Number One because of his casting couch antics
>more TNG
>Gene was going to fire Troi until Bev and Yar quit
>Gene was drunk, high and senile, and his lawyer was using Gene's authority to run/ruin the show
>the other cast and crew were rude to Pulaski and she never felt welcome
>more DS9
>Jadzia wanted a smaller role in season 7 with fewer episodes, but Berman issued an ultimatum, 26 episodes or 0 episodes
>more ENT
>T'Pol liked Coto but hated Berman and Braga, saying they were good for t&a but bad at writing
>>69347415
Colm and Siddig got along famously, rumors to the contrary are just 4chan bullshit.
Siddig was afraid that Colm would be racist, but he only turned out to be nationalist.
>>69347876
>the TNG recuts that splice in Colm Meaney's foul lines from various movies he was in
me feckin sides
>>69321696
I hate you so godamn much
>>69348039
Jesus this is fucking gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1RAtrMerII
>>69347827
You know, as ambivalent as I was about Pulaski, she seemed to have a bunch more personality than Beverly did.
The Klingon tea ritual springs to immediate mind.
>>69348295
Pulaski actually had character.
Bev Crusher was just
>muh son
>muh dead husband
>muh wanna fuck picard
>>69344282
Ayy
>>69348292
Grin-verse recuts are the best recuts.
His are a little shoddy and not as clean as the Dutch guy's, but he uses all sorts of material from outside of Star Trek like Colm Meaney cursing.
One my favorite recut lines..
>It's okay Chief, you have a mild case of DEATH
>>69346126
>nobody likes the actual theme music of Enterprise
Wew.
>>69311924
It was actually good. And just like Sgu they canceled it before what looked to be a goat next season. And again I blame the old crusty ass muh original series, not true to it's roots fucktards making a stink, boycotting, not watching, etc.
>>69348292
When Keiko jumped and Miles just walked away laughing, I almost died.
>>69311986
his face is kind of that halfway between ugly and handsome look
his bod was DILF tier in enterprise though
>>69311924
That's not what the ratings saythe ratings for Enterprise were actually better than Voyager's but Voyager got 7 seasons and Enterprise only got 4 what the fuck
>>69311924
>tricked
>implying i let other people decide my opinion.
>implying i didnt watch opening night then give up around season 2.
>>69350535
I thought it was boring when it first came on; granted, I was8but I think that still says a lot desu
>>69350716
I was enthralled by the TNG reruns on Spike (then TNN) at the time so I know it wasn't the "kids only like star wars" maymay
Enterprise just couldn't hold my attention.
>>69350355
It's interesting to note how closely the TNG, DS9 and VOY overlap there, because I only saw TNG "live", and the rest were not really broadcasted in my country. I only watched them years later, from DVDs. That's why they feel "more apart" in my mind.
But must have been a great time to be a trekkie back then, with so much goodness!
>>69350958
tng is the most normie trek after tos.
ds9 and voy were a race to the bottom.
>>69350958
>>69351114
I must point out that while DS9 had a healthy seven-year run, most fans hated it with a passion as much as they hated ENT, due to
>muh space station not a starship (#1 reason why trekkies hated DS9)
>muh too much war roddenberry would not approve
It was only when the DVDs came out that it gained more appreciation.
>>69347876
>>69347876
>Siddig was afraid that Colm would be racist, but he only turned out to be nationalist.
Hmm, maybe even a separatist?IRA?
>>69311924
It's been a long time
Is there a chart for Enterprise episodes?
>>69311924
1 episode
