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Old: >>69308037
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*record scratch* you're probably wondering why the Umbers betrayed me
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>killing best direwolf
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Jon kills himself in the first scene of the next ep btw lads.

then he gets revived again.
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So Greatjon is dead?
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FIRST FOR STANNIS THE MANNIS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpjkM5SIsnc
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>>69311337
reporting for duty

nice leet digits btw
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STOP

KILLING

DIREWOLFS
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She's fugged.
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REMINDER: Tommen currently only has 2 kingsguard, Jaime and The Mountain
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>>69311389
I don't think he will have to, everyone else will argue for him.
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>>69311413
No. John can't die again or he's gone.
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>>69311424
Gotta free up the cgi budget
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Jon umber is secretly working with rickon


screencap this
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And now it begins
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>>69311369
jesus fuck cleganebowl is really going to happen isn't it
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first for Dany
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>>69311419
Such comedy gold!
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>idiots think the Umbers are pulling a ruse

lel
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>>69311446
shit no one even believes that the white walkers are coming
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>>69311471
NO

NAOWITTENZ
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>Arya sees peasant Gendry
>ovaries explode
>Arya spends the rest of her days living as a peasant in the riverlands
when?
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How is GOT like Dark Souls? Tell me.
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>Ser Dayne, I'm Winterfell
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>>69311471
un noaw eit engs
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>>69311369
Daenerys storyline is getting pretty boring predictable slow and shit
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What's the deal with the faceless men a rejecting assassination contracts? Hypothetically if Ramsay put a hit out on Salsa would Arya be obligated to go through with it? Does she have any standing to turn if down if she's supposed to be "no one"? Repercussions?
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>>69311445
There were like 5 men in KG armour with him when he went to the high sparrow
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Why are niggas saying The Umbers are gonna wreck Ramsey? Like some kinda of ruse, but they killed the kid's dog.
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>>69311512
why did a dornishman join them?
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>>69311512
That's a big sword.
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>>69311389

>shows wounds that are clearly fatal
>has meli perform magic for the extra cynical

not hard
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>>69311512
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>>69311424
>implying Shaggydog is dead

Size does matter m8
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>Jon is the Dragon Reborn
>Gendry is Perrin
>Lightbringer is Callendor
POTTERY
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>>69311512
pls use new upgraded version

t. original creator of nedpost
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>mfw I only watch GoT to make image macros

Other than the hanging scene, are there any good meme material, lads?
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>>69311540
There is no ruse.
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But seriously, why does this series have fart jokes?
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Victarion never ever
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This probably isn't going to get very polite replies but whatever.

What the fuck happens to /r/asoiaf during the actual seasons? In the off-season that subreddit is full of fan theories and actual tinfoil discussion and shit, and everyone agrees the show is terrible.

Right now it's flooded with posts praising the littlest things "wow can you believe they managed to remember to use the same sword in two different seasons for Ned? amazing!" and "there's only one way to describe episode three! classy" (farts)

I know it's reddit and everyone's friendly and fucking gay, but what the fuck. It follows the same cycle as well ------praise episode------discuss episode------people point out that it sucks-----everyone eventually agrees----time for new episode (farts)
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>>69311540
Fans are butthurt and want to believe the story will have a happy ending.

It won't.
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>>69311445
Then who were the four kingsguard with him when he visited the High Sparrow?
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>>69311554
hes just wearing the thing which keeps sand from blowing in ur face

they talk about it in the books at one point iirc
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>>69311521
Danny hasn't had an interesting storyline since season 1, she's so disconnected from everything else that's happening right now that it doesn't even matter what ends up to her
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>>69311521

The whole show is boring and predictable and slow as shit.

3 episodes in and nothing is happening. Jon has only just gotten up and done something.

D&D are too scared to take any plots forward.
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>Sand Snakes now rule Dorne
>just like that
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>>69311600
And no one mentioned Meryn Trant being killed
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>>69311572
dat horse's face always gets me
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>>69311579
HOLY SHIT WHY IS THERE A RAGHEAD THERE?

IS THIS DIVERSITY?
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>*paaarp*
what did he mean by this?
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>>69311512
Heart broken they didn't stick to the correct dialogue for this.

And why would dayne say good luck in the wars to come... But now it ends
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>>69311450
can you fuck off faggot?
thought i had a worthwhile reply there.
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>>69311580

(farts)
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>>69311579
you are a big guy
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>>69311424

I want to be buy a northern Inuit, I know gay...

But the dogs are so damn costly.
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>>69311540
People are waiting for some sort of silver lining to this shitfest that they will make any theory that will make them still have hope.
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>>69311600
I assumed those were Lannister men or the City Watch. They didn't look like Kingsguard.
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My money is what's his face Stark dies next episode like his little Shaggy.
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>>69311627
Jaime did call him "The Forgettable"
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>>69311540
Because his reasoning for a genuine betrayal is really dumb and people want to think that the writing is better than it is.
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>>69311531
Ramsay probably wouldn't be able to afford a hit on Sansa, remember they said hiring the Faceless Men to kill Dany would cost more than an entire army.

Anyway I got this from the wiki:
>Further, the Faceless Men will reject a contract if killing the target clashes with their strange and at times inscrutable religious beliefs.

So I guess they have some amount of choice in the matter
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>>69311593
Go back to your reddit club and remember that Aegon is worse than anything D&D have come up with
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>>69311627
Wasn't Ser Gregor Meryn's replacement?
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>>69311593
first
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>>69311556
Right because they're totally going to hear him out and not just execute him.
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>Hey Bran!
>pssst!
>come here boy!
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>>69311593

r/gameofthrones floods it when their own subreddit is filled with nothing but jokes and memes
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what if that wolf head was just a big wolf head and not a stark direwolf head?

it looked kinda small and the umbers could very well still be stark
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>>69311627
Wasn't he kind of worthless as a knight? He was appointed because Cersei wanted Kingsguard men that she could bribe or some stupid shit.
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>you now realize arya went through an 80s training montage and now she's really really good at stickfighting because at the end of the montage she was out stickfighting her teacher
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>>69311580
Sam puking
Melly's eyes widening
Missandei judging the fuck out of Tyrion
Smalljon cheeky faces
idk what else
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who /smoljon/ here?
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Fight was actually cool and showed how dominant and legendary Dayne was compared to other swordsmen by having him rek the shit out of people 1vs5, something that should not be possible for anyone human, except for legends.

>inb4 autistic bookfags tears
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>>69311721
and it was the best scene of the episode too
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>>69311693

that's what the army is for dummy
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>>69311695
>Bran isn't becoming a tree
What the fuck D&D
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>>69311644
>Targs have ruled the kingdom for centuries
>kingsguard armour is rusty and fucking disgusting

is this a joke? An elaborate joke?
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>>69311710
Why bring Rickon to a kinslaying psycho who might as well slit his throat on the spot?
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Bookfags>>>>>>>>>>showfags
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>>69311593
because only the nerds who care a lot and are easily triggered stay active during the off-season
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>>69311617
I wouldn't say it's boring, but you're right.
Nothing really happened.
All things were pretty much predictable.
Things like "I know Jon Snow will still get up" and "Arya will see from now" are unusual for me, because the story always surprised me.

Now there are no storyline that really moved forward. and like 30% of the season passed
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>>69311713
Still was a kingsguard. It should been a throw away line saying we need a new kingsguard.

>>69311682
That was before he was killed
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>>69311424

>Dabid completely forgot Nymeria exists
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>>69311738
He's going to steal Meera's body and live out the rest of his days as a bog whore.
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>>69311672
>remember they said hiring the Faceless Men to kill Dany would cost more than an entire army.

I thought they said anyone can hire a faceless man, even a dirt poor beggar, as long as they are willing to give what's most important to them or some shit like that.
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>>69311669

His father was beheaded..
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>>69311738
They're beating it into your head that he's not staying there.
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>>69311593
you're asking us to explain reddit to you?
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Soo did the sand sneks that followed jamie to kings landing just... go back right after?
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did d&d even read anything past the red wedding?
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>>69311776
The cost varies in proportion to the importance of the target

They'll kill a king but it'll cost several fortunes
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>>69311721
>they still wasted 2 episodes of her getting beat up even though they knew she was going to have a montage
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guys this episode was one of the best in the entire series as a show

and I've read the books (well, 3)
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>>69311792
>implying D&D ever considered it
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>>69311741

They did just have a gigantic fucking war.
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Do you think after a disaster that is GoT the show we will ever get a well-directed ASOIAF movie?

I don't want to be mocked by LOTRfags forever
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>>69311792
Someone had to step in and rule Dorne.
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>>69311721
OH I REALISE

>Arya had more character development in a 40 second montage this episode then she's had since the fucking Hound died
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>>69311593
They are starved for content. GRRM has beaten loyalty into them. Classic abusive relationship.

>he only hits me because he loves me
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>>69311792
they're hiding inside ser gregor.
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>>69311512
can we please get a recolor of ned's buddies into white and gold phantoms?
and maybe a dark sword for ned
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>>69311792
They're hiding in King's Landing, eventually they'll defeat the entire Faith Militant and conquer the city
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>>69311751

Moving off the books it has totally lots its nerve. There is no commitment to moving any of the characters to interesting places. Its total stagnation and its such a shame, because we are never getting the Winds of Winter.
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>>69311444
dde this chick is my fucking waifu she's weirdly hot as fuck like 10/10
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>>69311785

That's Karstark, not Umber.
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>>69311831
It shouldn't be made into a movie.
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>>69311822
I know, bro. I've read the first book and almost finished the second, but I got to say, as a bookfag, the series is getting pretty sick.
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>>69311758
You just gave me a new fetish
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>>69311785
We were talking about Umber, not Karstark.
Umber's father was also killed... by the Boltons, but for plot reasons he doesn't care about that.
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>>69311512
>>69311579
what's the meme here, his hand positioning looked awkward?

I couldn't watch the episode until a few hours and missed all the memes
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>>69311424
That's what I don't understand - why introduce them at all if you're just gonna kill them off without using them for anything plot related. In the books at least we have the Nymeria's mega-pack, that will probably come into play sooner or later and the warging. But in the show? Just a pointless waste of budget
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I guess there really is no reason for show robert strong to be called that. Since doran is dead and they never even promised to send his head to him what's the point of keeping up the facade?
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>>69311600
They never addressed the KG who was definitely not Arys Oakheart going with Myrcella to Dorne either.
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>>69311802
They didn't know that Sam is a POV character
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>>69311920
he's doing the CIA powerstance
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>>69311831
movie? nope, never

best you can hope for is an animation

though, i don't see why anyone would

has anyone ever made a second adaption of something have a huge budget studio's already done it?

note- reboots don't count. has to be actual adaptions.
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>Jon dies and comes back to life
>still the same person
>Nothing happens to Davos
>is now a completely different person
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>>69311920
it's banepost
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>>69311822
You should stop reading after book 3 anyway
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>>69311450
>number of times Jon has died and come back to life: 1
>number of times Jon has died and stayed dead: 0

Sorry m8, but so far he has a 100% resurrection rate.
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>>69311920
>he doesn't know baneposting

Nigga where have you been for the last 4 years
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>>69311831
ASOIAF is too dense for a movie. It would only be able to focus on the Wall. We may get a faithful adaption by someone who actually cares about the series in like 40 years time
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>>69311928
>arys didn't even make the show
>areo was a literally who
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>>69311579
dayne?
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>>69311852
put a hornet ring on howland for that 30% on his backstab too
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>>69311831
an asoiaf movie would be even more of a disaster than the show

they already have trouble trying to fit this barebones shit into the show, imagine how bad a 3 hour movie would be
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>>69311920
>he's on /tv/ and doesn't immediately recognize this scene
I honestly can't tell if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
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>>69311927
Because the Mountain was killed and resurrecting someone from the dead is a serious fucking crime? If someone wants to be taken seriously as a royal family in King's Landing they should be advertising the fact that they mix it up with blood magic

But apparently Westeros = the red keep this season
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>>69311953
why, the writing get worse?
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>The King doesn't do anything despite that fact his sister was just openly murdered by four bastards from Dorne who have now somehow usurped power after killing members of the ruling family and are likely soon to be in open rebellion

bravo
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>>69311723
Nice, after I rewatch the episode with my dad I'll try and sort out some screenshots.
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>>69311831
Impossible to make a good movie out of ASOIAF. LoTR was a very simple, straight forward fantasy story that could easily be made into a movie. Not much dialog, not much scheming, just battles and nice scenery.
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>>69311424
You've been rused worse than Ramsay.

Shaggy ain't dead.
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>>69311579
Where is my nigga Buckets? Why is Howland the same height as Ned?

reeeeeeeee!
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I stopped reading after book 2

it's literally just food porn and pedo shit
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>>69311949
top post
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>>69312012
>resurrecting someone from the dead is a serious fucking crime

Seems like an odd law to draft

>Just in case some cult in the future discovers how to resurrect the dead, let's ban it now
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>>69311976
imagine an entire movie series where one movie comes out every few months like avengers

but for different parts of westeros

like the shared universe shit marvel does
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Then you missed ASOS, the only good book.
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>tfw D&D fucked your hopes of Rickon becoming King in the North
>tfw they killed his doge
>tfw we will never see Skagos and its unicorns

REEEEEEEEEEE
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so high sparrow and jaime basically confirmed clegane bowl this episode didn't they
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>>69311734
It was well choreographed considering past fight scenes in this show.
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>>69312046
Catch that (You)!
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>"FAT PINK MAST" defenders think they can have any valid opinion regarding anything.

I'm laughing.
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>>69311572
>implying D&D can get into continuity

the entire Bran tree party is a new cast, besides Bran who suddenly got a bad case of puberty
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>>69311637
he's from dorne. its like the middle east of westero
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I'm curious, lads: if I was born in 95, do you consider me a le 90s kid or a disgusting filthy rotten repulsive 00s piece of trash?
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>>69312031
King's Landing is starving and only surviving now because of Highgarden support, so the Lannisters can't go declaring war on Dorne until the Margaery situation is sorted out
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>>69312069
>HURR ENTIRE ARMY OF RAISED DEAD
why the fuck wouldn't you ban that retarded fucking cunt

THE OTHERS
ARMY
OF
RAISED
DEAD

PROABABLY BAD?
LET'S BAN IT

DO YOU NOT SEE THE LOGIC?

holy shit you're the dumbest fucking person alive jesus christ kid
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>>69312080
Rickon was never getting it. They've set it up for Sansa and need her competition out of the way.
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>>69311976
It doesn't have to be something encompassing the entire series, it could be a really interesting movie about a minor part of the show.

Doesn't even have to follow a named character. I'm sure a talented director/writer could make a great movie about a travelling merchant, or sellsword or something like that.
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>>69312100
;)
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>Jon should stay at the Wall and finish his business with Others
>Rickon should be a rallying point for Stark loyalists and grow into old style Stark warlord

But noooo, we need more shock value kills and snow Jesus kill evil invincible hobbit. Btw we'll butcher continuity and characters to the point where theory made up on 4chan makes more sense than actual show
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>>69311976
No one will ever attempt remaking GoT because s1-4 are almost perfect. It's as if someone were to remake LOST because the ending sucked. You still could never compete with the first couple of seasons no matter how hard you tried.
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Why did the world seem so much fuller and richer in seasons 1-3 than in the later season?
Everything just feels...empty. So much gray/blue filter on every scene too
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> It's a Dany spends 5 minutes reciting her titles to every new person she meets episode
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>>69312113
I'd consider you a disgusting filthy rotten 90's kid
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>>69311444
>maternal
>actually strong in a realistic way
>not a perpetual victim
Shame. We won't even get tumblr tears out of the deal.
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>>69311831

ASoS alone was almost as long as the entirety of LotR and they cut a bunch of shit from that for time reasons.

It's not going to happen.
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>>69312069
magic is banned at KL, resurrecting is considered magic
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>>69312129
>>69312073
HEDGE KNIGHT MOVIE WHEN
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>>69312069
you're a dumbass
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>>69311721
yeah shit was stupid

it was like a subtle rocky montage trying to pass off as modern television
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>>69312142
>S4
>perfect
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>>69311947
>>69311952
>>69311961
>>69312005
kek, my newfag is showing
love from /mu/
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>>69311682

Yes indeed. People are just whining for no reason. No shock there.....
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>>69312090
I thought he was supposed to be headless? Whose skull did they send to Dorne?

>>69312118
But the other army of raised dead is exclusively a Northern thing and even then it was thought to be just a legend. It's not something the Targaryens or their successors would have given a shit about hundreds of years later.
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>smalljon betraying the starks for the boltons
didn't the boltons conspire with the freys to kill the greatjon at the twins?
BRAVO D&D
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>>69312129
>>69312073

I think my idea is pretty good. Make movies of specific parts and have it be a shared universe where characters interact and you remember them, then they briefly show up in other movies to tie it in.

That's a literal goldmine.
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>Davos: 'Oi, err, Melly, do ya know of any of them...resurrection magics? Could ya bring Jon back?
>she does
>Davos: You were dead. Now yer not. THAT'S COMPLETELY FUCKIN MAD. HOW'D THAT HAPPEN. CRAZY SHIT.

what's going on with his character
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>>69311991
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>>69312027
The writing remains "okay" but the story falls off a fucking cliff

His tight POV based narrative fails as he includes more and more POVs that end up being utterly irrelevant, and the story just goes nowhere for 15 years now
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>>69311991
for (you)
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I hope fucking CIA wins
Anyone left is a bitchy cunt: Jon, Sansa, Danerys, everyone
He's the only leader out of all the characters with a bit of dignity left
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>>69311672
what do they do with the money?
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>>69312090
This is a red herring, the trial by combat will be between Gregor and Loras.
Cleganebowl will happen in season 7 when Sandor teams up with Jaime to kill Cersei.
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>>69312169
REMINDER: Dunk and Egg died horribly and painfully
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Season 5, Episode 10
>Jon receives a letter with just the word BASTARD on it.
>JON: "You were right to come to me immediately, Edd."
>He opens the letter
>He looks horrified.
>VOICEOVER: "Your false king is dead, bastard. He and all his host were smashed in a day of battle. I have him nailed to a cross. Tell his red whore."
>Cut to the walls of Winterfell. Rows of heads on spikes.
>VOICEOVER: "Your false king's men are dead. Their heads upon the walls of Winterfell. Come see them, bastard. Your false king lied, and so did you. You told the world the Night's Watch takes no part. Instead you helped the false king attack the Warden of the North."
>Cut to the Winterfell courtyard. A cage with a boy inside.
>VOICEOVER: "I will have my bride back. If you want Rickon Stark back, come and get him. I have him in a cage for all the north to see, proof of your lies. The cage is cold, but I have made him a warm cloak from the skin of the wildling whore who came with him to Winterfell."
>Cut to the Winterfell dining hall. At the end of the long table sits Ramsay. The camera inches toward him.
>RAMSAY: "I want my bride back. I want the false king's Hand. I want his red witch. I want the wildlings. I want the little prince, Bran Stark. And I want my Reek."
>Camera pushes in close on Ramsay.
>RAMSAY: "Send them to me, bastard, and I will not trouble you or your black crows. Keep them from me, and I will cut out your bastard's heart and eat it."
>Cut to the letter signature:
>Ramsay Bolton, TRUEBORN Lord of Winterfell.
>Jon looks at Tormund.
>JON: "I think we had best change the plan."
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>>69312147
>it's a anything but the north scene
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>>69312080
>ywn see "unicorns" a.k.a wooly rhinos charging Bolton lines
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>>69312232
Probably use it for travel and logistics for future assassinations
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>all fookin legends in Westeros go dual wield
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>theon meant iron isles by home
>he isn't going to take a mance~esque role alongside Rickon's Jeyne Poole.
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Jesus... the captchas are insane
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>>69312027
Books 4 and 5 are okay if you're far more interested in the world than the central story.

I'm not, so they sucked.
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if they got the tower of joy correctly on the side of what the fagits said this episode would have been the best since season 1

they just fucked up toj slightly but it wasn't that bad
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Honestly if you didn't like last night's episode you're either a butthurt autist or contrarian.
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>Jon = The Dragon Reborn
>Lightbringer = Callendor
>Gendry = Perrin
Prove me wrong
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>>69312232
buy hookers
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WHERE IS PRESTON?
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>>69311734
why is he called the "sword" of the morning when he uses two

shouldn't he be called the swordS plural of the morning
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Isn't going off the books the most important time for Martin to be on the writing staff? I desperately hope he is a main writer in the last 2 seasons. They can't let it peter out after such a strong start.
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>>69312027
FAT
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>>69312115
What do the Lannisters have to do with King's Landing? What do the Lannisters have to do with anything? There are 6 other kingdoms under the King's dominion besides Dorne.
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>spent past two episodes showing how Ramsay loves his doges and how he likes feeding them with people
I actually think he will get torn apart by Ghost and realShaggydog, just for the pottery value
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Rewatching starting with Season 1. And it's really apparent why Robb one. Gross incompetence across his entire army, family, and allies.

His mom just let's his own bargaining chip go with Chyna of Tarth. Edmure hang-10 on the battlefield and get some glory for himself and completing fucking over a great chance to land a huge blow.

There's other stuff but holy fuck.

Like holy fuck. Robb wasn't better, don't get me wrong, marrying that brown poosy felt like the final nail in the coffin.
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>>69312322
He's only one person you faggot
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>>69312238
If it's not two Cleganes fighting each other it's not Cleganebowl.

Cleganebowl is confirmed, get fucKING HYPE
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>>69312194
>I thought he was supposed to be headless? Whose skull did they send to Dorne?
In the book it is some dwarf's head that was brought to Cersei when she put a bounty on Tyrion's head.
In the show there is no reason for them to even send a head because Doran has been killed and Sand Sneks rule Dorne now and they don't care about the skull.
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>>69312322
it was a nickname for his morning wood
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>>69312322
That would only work if all the Daynes used two swords.

He is the Sword of the Morning, he just happens to like using another one too.
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>>69311831
>he thinks the final "episode" of the last season won't be two three hour movies
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>>69312227
What's he doing now anyway? I remember his big plan was to bet on Stannis to conquer Winterfell. Did he just cut all his losses including Sansa?
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>>69312296
>lightbringer
>gendry

who?
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Anyone got the Euron edit of the mormon ad?
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>>69312322
Because only one of the swords is "fabled", and it's the one they talk about right before the fight, duh.
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>>69312347
>why robb one
lost*, I'm retarded
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>>69311511
You can die unlimited times and all you lose are pieces of your soul.
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>>69312335
The Lannisters are the ruling family in King's Landing? Or the Baratheons, but still the Lannisters in a roundabout way. Who else is going to declare war on Dorne? Everyone else is in open revolt or resisting the Lannisters because they sense weakness.
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>>69312322
Cause he's proficient with swords
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>>69312349
>mfw they actually confirmed it this episode
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>>69312146
characters have stopped moving around very much

every episode now takes place in the exact same locations
>the wall
>winterfell
>kings landing
>mereen
>braavos
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Did anyone else get blown away by how good Dayne was?

I had pretty shit expectations and even though it was over the top it was pretty great.
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>>69312349
god damn I hope the hound ruins him

the hound is literally the best character in the book and show

I dare you to prove me wrong

guy who turns out doing what's right, not by choice, by but actions in the moment

literally the sickest character ever
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>>69312169
When got is done and HBO wants to make more money

> mfw I want Shewolves of Winterfell more than the winds of winter
> mfw i'm never getting it ever ever, not even as a shitty adaptation
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Pisses me off how they're making the R+L=J the main tweest of the series and we only got 5 minutes of ToJ as a tease.
Everyone knows R+L=J, it's literally no surprise to anyone. Most normies probably don't even realize the significance of it.
Just fuck off and show us all of ToJ
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Reminder that D&D made Stannis job to Ramsay.
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Maisie is qt and a good actress :3
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>>69312413
Jesus. What moron thinks that's how he earned the title?
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>>69311593
basically political correctness and mods

assuming the mods let you post some negative shit, it's going to get downvoted and positive comments will get upvoted, because it's seen as more "constructive"

just take a look at the huge amount of downvotes preston jacobs is getting with his comedic first impression videos, which are fucking hilarious

fucking normies
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>>69312243
No
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>>69312424
>>>/reddit/
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>>69311826
>>69311644
They didn't participate in the war, why the fuck are they so dirty?
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>>69311920
>he doesn't know about dayneposting
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>>69312339
You're good meat, I'll feed you to the dogs.
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>>69312424
I think he should have wielded 3 swords to show just how badass he is
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Literally what was the point of the 30 second scene between Tyrion, Greyworm and mixed race woman?
Utter pointless
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>>69312327
He doesn't give a shit and has no reason too: he already got money until he dies of heart attack
Probably he'll just do the guidelines and let people write the next books for him
Maybe he doesn't even have to do this, he'll just tell them "Follow the show and adapt it to the books"
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>>69312465
dumbass, it's

>>>/r/ASOIAF
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>>69312196
apparently hack and hack think that all children hate their parents with a passion. probably just projecting
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>>69312457
The writers.
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Why exactly is bloodraven showing bran all these things?

And what's so important about bran that bloodraven has been "waiting for you" all this time for him? What's he doing with bran exactly... i don't get it
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>>69312349

>No shirtless Ramsay "20" Snow of the house goodmen

Jesus fuck /tv/ step it up
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>>69312400
needs to have the backstab scene with the HOST HAS DIED, RETURNING TO YOUR WORLD
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>>69312294
Pointless Tyrion
More fucking dick jokes
Arthur Dayne, the SWORDSSSS of the morning
Fat fuck and who gives a shit on a boat
FARTS
80s montage
Umbers are retarded

Yes, who could ever find fault?
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>>69312490
That would've been cool too maybe.
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>>69312455
More of this set?
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>>69312465
>>>/fatpinkmast/

lmao
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT WHITE WALKERS WILL BE LITERAL NON ISSUE RESOLVED WITHIN 5 EPISODES
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>>69312514
he wants to show the power of looking in the past or something

fanservice
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>>69312386
Don't you remember all your old pals, anon?
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>>69312514
>Why exactly is bloodraven showing bran all these things?
Because Bran has to learn everything before he leaves the tree man,
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>>69312514
the real question is why did puberty destroy bran
he used to be a cute kid and now he's a disgusting potato boy
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>>69312424
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>>69312514
time travel shit, also old raven is future Bran
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>>69312514
dunno, the children of the forest helped the first men defeat the others in the beginning

but they could have nefarious reasons for doing so

it's meant to be something you wonder about
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>Episode 3
>Still no word of Stannis
I'm starting to lose faith Stannis bros
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>>69311593
>wow can you believe they managed to remember to use the same sword in two different seasons for Ned

I saw that thread. Fucking idiot. To be fair there were people in the comment section pointing out that it's a stupid thing to get excited about since there is very likely a room the prop sits in with a label stating it is Ned's sword and they pulled it out of that room to shoot for this scene again.
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>>69311641
the wars to come, now it ends exchange is literally from the book you fucking retard
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>>69312557
This needs to be amended
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who doesn't watch the show and wait for the books here?

or are you a reader cuck who got cucked by DABID after reading a series for 10+ years??
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>>69312557
But the Balon plotline was resolved :)
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>>69312551
NO FUCK NO
I WANT TO SEEM THE BLOW THAT HORN, FUCK THE WALL AND START MARCHING SOUTH WRECKING EVERYONE'S SHIT FOR A FINAL STAND IN KING'S LANDING
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