GET IN HERE
XMEN BOMBS
>>69310397
There is a God. I will live to see the death of capeshit
>>69310397
>the Telegraph
outdated form of communication, outdated opinions.
FLOP FLOP FLOP
How unnecessary a jab
Completely discounting people who, I dont know, LIKED Batman v Superman? Is that such a foreign ridiculous concept that you headline your review by trashing BvS?
Goddamn these "professional" journalists are fucking scum
TWO STARS
RIP
3 STARS
DIE CAPESHIT
>>69310812
Whos paying you to post these?
>>69310812
Still seeing it.
lel
>>69310904
ayyy
capeshit BTFO yet again
To the haters
>>69310904
i laughed at BvS fanboys, but this hurts me inside, how can they fuck it up, Bryan Singer IS A GOOD DIRECTOR
>>69311026
1. Jaylaw main character
2. Not keeping it mostly small scale like Days f Future Past.
3. Avengers syndrome.
>>69311026
>Bryan Singer IS A GOOD DIRECTOR
lol
DC Capekino > Marvel Capefun > > > X-Men Big Gay Casting Party
>>69311123
4.Olivia Munn
>Rotten Tomatoes molds my opinion!!
I want off this planet.
That's what you get for doing capeshit and disneyshit, Oscar.
You could have been a respected actor.
>>69311359
see>>69310852
>Whos paying you to post these?
???
>Behead those who insult Disney
>53 years of X-Men comic stories and an almost unlimited budget, and this is the best they could come up with?
>>69310397
MARVEL! MARVEL! MARVEL! MARVEL!
>>69311683
OK THATS ENOUGH WE GET IT
>>69311217
>Olivia Munn
b-but she looks hot
I don't believe it, but hear me out.
Disney wants all the Marvel universe components back. Disney is actually paying reviewers to manipulate public perception of all films with Marvel IPs made by Disney positively and those by others negatively. This way those movies bomb and the other companies sell the IP rights back to Disney. Disney does all these waves of capeshit and just when you think they ran out of shit to do, they reboot the universe with EVERYTHING in it from the start.
>>69310427
why doesnt ign ever decide to use numbers below 6? a horibbly low score would generate clicks for them, its just plain dumb that a 7 is actually a bad score for things.
>>69310981
Did they fug?
>>69311985
>Disney is actually paying reviewers to manipulate public perception of all films with Marvel IPs
This I'm sure its fine
>>69311985
Maybe the movie is shit. That's a theory.
>>69310397
>Disney's competitors are as bad as each other!
>save your money for your second viewing of Captain America: Civil War™!
>>69312112
>>69312015
No, he's more like a mentor, helping these young boys navigate the treacherous waters of this business we call show.
>>69310468
It's like how bad reviews often compare the movie to Trump, whether that makes any sense or not. There was even a good review for the Jungle Book which basically said THIS MOVIE IS GREAT BECAUSE IT'S NOTHING LIKE TRUMP. It's absurd.
And I fucking hate Trump btw
>'X-Men: Apocalypse' Review: It's A Franchise-Killing Disaster
Forbes - 53 mins ago
So it's confirmed kino?
>>69310574
This sounds like a legit point 2bh lads
>>69310397
is it BvS actually bad? I mean, as a hollywood actioner, of course.
I can't really guess because both pro and con critics sound pretty retarded.
>>69312527
It's better than most superhero movies.
>>69312527
No it's very good honestly, top tier capeshit. Mythic, grand, beautifully directed, amazing action. It's "dark," no quips, a little more depth, harder to follow than Marvel's cell-phone commercial tier cinematography so critics and normies were confused.
![1VRJ0d6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XFTcp1Q.jpg "1VRJ0d6[1].jpg")
>>69312009
they have the integrity to avoid clickbait like what you're suggesting
>almost as bad as bat vs sup
so its misunderstood kino masterpiece?
can't wait
>>69310426
Thank you Abathur
>>69312555
>>69312594
>>69312647
Praising BvS will be the meme to overthrow Baneposting.
>>69310420
only the death of non-marvel capeshit.
>>69310420
No my friend, you will see the death of non-Disney Marvel capeshit.
>>69310468
Batman v Superman was bad, and you should feel bad for liking it.
>>69312317
Scott seriously annihilated Singer, this is hilarious. He compared the new X-Men to Ang Lee's Hulk, that is beyond a low blow.
>>69312009
they were known for doing that before
>>69312857
Segalposting already did that though
>>69312527
Your opinion of Man of Steel will probably reflect your enjoyment of BvS.
>>69313030
Ang Lee's Hulck is a good movie.
>>69310574
B-but i dont want all capeshit to die. Xmen and Avengers are usually watchable. Just cut down on second-third tier character individual movies
Thanks, Mike
>>69310708
wow, the Femenist Frequency equivalent of comic book websites gave it a bad review, that's not a conspiracy at all.
>>69310397
Why did Fox pull the embargo so early? WB waited until the day of release and it worked for them. Is Fox nuts?
>>69313190
lol Classic Mike gotta love it
>Disney paying critics to bombard the movie so that fox will sell them the rights for xmen
calling it
>>69310397
>>69313030
>BvS
>Ang Lee's Hulk
does it mean Apocalypse is actually an above average movie?
>>69313237
they gave DofP and Deadpool good reviews
>And yet again are we treated to the same tired, patronizing metaphors. Mutants are people of color, mutants are queer. Any potential poignance in these blunt messages is obliterated by dizzying, rote CGI sequences that while trying to impress more often than not make you want a nap.
>[...] Where the criminally and suspiciously underrated Batman v Superman respected its audience, asked of them, this movie asks only for your dollars, gives little in return.
>>69313326
What if the critics are doing it for free?
What if the critics are the janitors of cape shit?
Maybe they like the MCU and just want to see Marvel get their tools back.
>>69313239
they want to get bad press out of the way and build momentum
>>69313449
Based Armond
>>69313449
OK, NOW I believe it's shit.
>>69313511
This, it's a good strategy, once the reactionary BS dies down real, positive reviews will come out
>>69313449
>gay nig hates it
So it's good. Gotcha.
>>69313449
>Toy Story is bad because of product placement
>meanwhile praises Bayformers
Why is Armond White relevant, again?
>>69313449
>Where the criminally and suspiciously underrated Batman v Superman
>and suspiciously
BASED FUCKING ARMOND
WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING
>>69311217
She's actually a good actress senpai
>>69313583
Well it is a gamble and they obviously have some smart people working for them, they hit a master stroke with deadpool but they also had a lot to work with.
I think they might be letting that get to their head.
>>69313449
>even Armond hates it
OH SHIT
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 TIER FLOP CONFIRMED
>>69313449
lol now its over
>>69310397
Almost as "bad" as BvS ?
Does that mean it has 7 points of 10 ?
Since BvS was pretty great and deserved a 7.5
Hire Jlaw, show her face constantly
Hire Based Isaac, hide it
wtf I hate Singer now???
>>69314105
Lawrence is an bigger star
>>69311359
>it deprives key veterans of the franchise, most notably Jennifer Lawrence, of much chance to contribute
As much unnecessary JLaw as we've seen in the trailers and people wanted even more? The fuck
>>69310397
have you fogotten this guy. He saved the whole X-men franchise.
Now say thanks to Ryan Reynolds for keeping the mutants away from Disney.
>>69314444
oh and quads of death confirm it
>>69314444
Didnt even see it but them quads, th-thanks Ryan
>>69313449
Well damn, it's worse than Civil War?
>>69314444
Thanks Ryan. Nice numbers.
>>69310397
>yeah guys it's almost as bad as that movie that's literally on par with the amount of money civil war is making right now
Why is it that despite evidence to the contrary, every one pretends everything is shit?
ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS IF MYSTIQUE DIES. DOES SHE FUCKING DIE OR NOT?
>>69310397
> MFW Capeshit ends
> MFW Vidyashit is about to begin
>>69314444
Fox will do a ebin Deadpool Post Credits scene for Apocalypse and people will go see it just for that.
>>69314540
She dies but the she dies transformed, not in in her mutant form which was weird
>>69314553
Rotchet and Clonk bombed
New Lara Croft isnt a brit
New Lara Croft isnt Daisy
No vidyashit
>>69314540
>Killing your cash cow
Honestly, I don't know if I believe it's straight up bad. I think critics might be too blinded by/heavily biased toward the Marvel formula when reviewing other studios' superhero movies. For instance, one of the apparent detractors of BvS is that it's too dark in tone. Why is that inherently a bad thing? Because Marvel doesn't do it? And now, one of the negatives for Apocalypse is it has too many characters. I understand that that can cause difficulties developing characters to the degrees they deserve, but movies like Avengers and Civil War are praised to the moon and back while having similar issues.
I'm sure Apocalypse has very real flaws, but I'm concerned about how strong the "Marvel effect" may be in relation to critics viewing that studio as the industry standard for superhero movies. If another studio's superhero movie is similar, it may be unreasonably criticized; if it's dissimilar, it may be unreasonably criticized. It just seems like these movies aren't being judged by their own merit when they most certainly should be.
>>69313030
So then it's a genuinely great movie that simply aims too high for the lowest common denominator to appreciate?
>>69310397
I'M SO EXCITED FOR CAPESHIT TO DIE
>>69314594
BRAVO CAPKINO, YOU RIP NOW
>>69314540
she becomes the new leader of the x-men
>>69314647
You mean the cow that killed your cash?
>>69314971
She is a national treasure. So relatable.
>>69310397
The Xmen threequel curse begins.
>>69313610
Lol no she isn't you retard. She was literally advised to take this role over Deadpool because oh how little she has to speak and act. She's terrible in everything she's ever been in.
>>69314667
This. I don't think Marvel and Disney buy critics, but it really feels as if people are now convinced that there is only one way to do capemovies.
Deadpool was spared because it was a different animal entirely, but otherwise people are too set in what they expect.
>>69311217
5. Poo in loo Nightcrawler
>>69313326
>ignoring the massive success that was Deadpool
There's only been 2 good Xmen movies. Why is it so hard to believe that this one sucks too?
>>69314444 (checked)
Isn't Ryan also Green Lantern? what will happen when a Justice League movie comes out will he stay as lantern too?
>>69311026
No he isnt.._....._anyone who bangs little boys.._cant differenciate between wolverine and ice man imo
>>69310397
>audiences get Soups and Batman
>a month later get most of the Avengers
>a week later get X-Men
who the fuck expects audiences to pay for 3 superhero team movies in a month?
Is this peak saturation?
>>69311884
less than two lines.
>>69313449
HOL UP
>>69315160
Seriously what is wrong with me. For the past few days i've been having dreams about sucking Kevin Feige's cock while he screams at me "You're part of my Cinematic Cum Universe now" during his climax as he fills my throat up. I give him a warm smile oozing out my submission as he tells me to Marvel at his might. And i'm not even gay.
>>69315552
No.._its bryan singer
>>69312254
I completely agree.
90% of the time those people know nothing about trump/BvS/whatever except what they have heard from others. They are trying to appeal to people with those views rather than make a solid case of the actual topic. They are trying to build a association between the two so people who do t like trump will think "well I can't like this then either".
The sad this is it works on many people.
>>69315659
Nothing wrong at all, I have the same dream with Dan -get on the van- Schneider.
why is Singer so scary looking
>>69313161
>>69313328
Batman vs Robin was better than that disaster
>>69315948
He's fine bro. Just come hang out, it'll be fun.
>>69315948
Ever since someone blew the lid on the pedo ring, he's lacked a form of release. It messes with you.
>>69316027
>every day i come home and my daddy has this stupid fucking look on his face
>>69310397
>almost as bad as Batman v Superman
>he still liked it better than BvS
Even when Marvel fails, DC still fails harder
>>69311026
>how can they fuck it up
By losing the human element. X1, X2, First Class, and DofP were all grounded and about people at the end of the day. The villains weren't CGI monsters, they were real people with real ideas, agendas, and intelligence; hell, half of them didn't even have superpowers.
>>69314667
>mfw Xmen fans are becoming red pilled like DC fans on the blatant biasjust kidding, it's probably just a shit movie
>>69315513
Damn that's a stupid question. Of course he isn't going to be GL again. That movie had literally no relation to the DC movie universe started with Man of Steel. It was a total failure commercially and critically. Why the fuck would they do anything that even remotely reminds people of that movie?
Fuck, This is terrible
>>69314667
Marvel raised the stakes for capeshit, so when a mediocre cape movie comes out its treated as shitty instead of just mediocre.
>>69316324
>Dumbass tripfag offering nothing of value to the discussion and treating the thread like the comment section on a youtube video
Color me surprised. Another faggot for the filter.
>>69316324
No, you're terrible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
>>69310397
Hey, I like BvS.
Checking it out because Olivia Munn is in an outfit that gave me boners since grade school and for ma nigga Oscar Isaac who also gives me boners.
>>69316134
>DC fails harder
>Marvelfags spout lies to mask their pain
>BvS literally BTFO virtually all of Marvel based movies
>>69312158
>Tell me about Pepe Silva!
>Why does he wear the mask?
Question for the conspiracy theorists.
Why aren't WB and FOX buying critics?
>>69313449
Based Armond, he is always on point.
>>69310812
>one character exits 'Return of the Jedi' and laments "third one's always the worst"
That's pretty funny
>all you faggots ignoring the one score that is at least halfway reasonable
>>69315552
I went batman vs superman and just having to sit through the trailers for civil war, apocalypse, suicide squad and some other capeshit was too much.
>>69310420
no this isn't who we want get marvel
>>69316285
Don't you ever fucking reply to me again
>>69318206
nice meme
>>69318463
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST MOTHERFUCKING SAY TO YOU???????????
First Class/DoFP were both god awful, what was everyone expecting?
>>69318506
I dunno I didn't catch it
FULL DAMAGE CONTROL TEE HEEEEEEEEE
>>69318729
They weren't god awful, just decent. The trailer for Apocalypse was god awful with JLaw spouting cliche lines and the shitty CGI. People who saw that and thought it would be good are blind.
>>69313449
SHUT THE FUCK DOWN
BASED ARMOND LAYS DOWN THE LAW
>>69310397
JENNIFER LAWRENCE DOES IT AGAIN!
>>69313449
savaged
>>69312857
BANE?
>>69311985
It could be this incredibly complicated plot to win back the franchise or it could be that the movie just stunk.
I wonder what sounds more realistic...
>>69310397
each day that passes I start to believe more and more those marvel/disney conspiracy theories about critics. BvS while flawed wasn't even bad (I enjoyed it a lot) but even people that don't like cape movies thought it was "ok" . Then Civil War came along, and I read quotes that literally say "the best comic book movie ever" "masterpiece" and so on, I thought it was an ok movie but far from the best comic book movie ever, I don't even think is the best marvel (Winter Soldier and GOTG are far better) . And now critics are repeating the same thing they did with BvS but with Xmen , I'm pretty sure it's gonna be eiter an ok or good movie. Critics only make it hard to sell any of these movies on the tv ads without the positive blurbs, but they can't really stop word to mouth publicity. Anyway, for shitty movies or mediocre movies you can go back to the 90's , or more recently the first captain america and age of ultron, those were really shit.
>>69313449
>>69311884
>In the worst Marvel Cinematic movie
>In the worst Xmen movie
Is she the Glau of movies?
>>69317106
Singer should shut the fuck up, Last Stand wasn't a good movie but rattner did the best he could after Singer jumped ship to make his failure of a superman movie.
>>69310397
Maybe they shouldn't have made Apocalypse only 2 inches taller than Olivia Wilde
>>69316134
DELETE THIS
It's the x-men curse.
Just wait another 6 or so years till the 2nd movie of a new franchise starts.
2nd xmen movie is always amazing.
>>69310397
first, BvS
Now, Xmen:A
THe age of cape shit is over.
Rejoice, my brothers and sisters.
>>69323485
Until Marvel has a huge bomb it won't be over.
>>69323485
You forgot about the MCU (Manlet Cinematic Universe)
>>69323485
It's just beginning actually.
They lost 2 battles, but they're winning the war.
Capeshits are going to be here for another 50 years at least.
>>69323820
but... I just want the 60, 70s, and 80s film industry back.
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>69323485
What is your problem?
Superhero movies are awesome.
Did people honestly expect it to be good?
There has been ZERO buzz about it, even when the trailers came out.
>>69324650
Same thing with DOFP and FC, which were both beyond expectations.
DOFP was even better than X2
>>69314444
>Miller and Reynolds at the helm of X-men
>Miller has good relations with Feige and Disney
Captain Americ-Deadpool movie when?
>>69324650
X-men could always be counted on to be at least decent, except origins and X3. What happened?
>>69310397
>Olivia Munn is receiving semi-high profile roles still
she must really get around
>>69314315
Lawrence is stagnating due to a diva attitude. She's someone people liked but are getting sick of.
Isaac is rising due to evident skill, talent, and charm. People want to see more of him.
Solution: hide Isaac, show moar Lawrence, amirite?
>>69321873
I'm one of the few people that didn't even like Winter Soldier that much
I genuinely think it was just an okay movie
I did like GotG though
it was funny and pretty great to watch
the shitposting was great also, although it didn't deserve it as much as other Marvel movies did
I can't really think of any Marvel movies I genuinely enjoyed
I hated Iron Man 3, but the humour was pretty great and I laughed about three times
Iron Man 1 and 2 were whatever
Incredible Hulk was pretty good, but watching it again was a chore
Thor and Thor 2 were awful
Avengers was okay I guess
I never seen the first Captain America, didn't watch Age of Ultron and I don't really want to watch Civil War, since I've already seen the airstrip fight
also I love quippy Spiderman, but some of the things he said were just obviously aimed at kids, which is fine, but I don't understand how adults can enjoy that, he was just being lolrandumb with the robotic arm thing and the Star Wars reference was just annoying. Everything else was great, but I'm hoping the script is better for his movieI hated Man of Steel, but watching it again a year later I enjoyed it a lot. I also loved BvS and I'm excited to watch it again, just to see Affleck playing Bruce. Snyder really needs to go though, it's a shame that the shareholders meeting didn't lead to him being fired and I'm hoping that they've decided to get rid of him after Justice League is done, but are keeping it under the radar. I enjoy his movies for what they are, but I would rather see actual DC comic book characters.
>>69313607
This, I don't get this moron
>>69325340
>firing Snyder
Considering filming has already started on that, they probably know that firing him now in the middle of making the movie would be even worse than letting him finish it.
>>69315948
Years of raping teenage boys has turned him into a spooky plastic husk of a man.
>>69325561
that's a damn good point
I'm a retard for not considering that
I figured they could have unofficially decided to fire him when he's done with Justice League, but with his wife as one of the exec producers
that shit would never fly
fuck his wife
fuck the Snyders
>>69315323
Did you ever think that different =/= good?
>>69325727
not him, but I don't think the audience should view capeshit as a genre
they shouldn't be comparing this movie to Marvel and this board would be a lot better if we didn't have childish console-war tier threads every fucking day when one of these movies come out.although I do love the 'delete this' image which always slays me.
Marvel movies were aimed at comicbook fans, then they were aimed at the new fanbase which is complete shit, now it's aimed at them and kids which is an okay balance, because at least now and then there are moments you can think to yourself, "well it's aimed at kids, so whatever that's fine".
Warner Bros' DC movies are full to the brim with convoluted crap, but now and then, it's kinda cool how there are a lot of intertextual references and there are moments like how Superman is in the pose of the Hangman tarot card after he's died, killing Doomsday. There was depth to Affleck's parts and hopefully with him as a producer for the Justice League films, he'll keep a lot of Snyder's bullshit decisions under wraps, so that other directors won't leave. The dark crap is fine too, but at least add in some music that lightens the tone when the hero or Superman is about to fly at the bad guy and save the day, imagine how much different it would be if that happened, instead of Wonder Woman's theme. Granted the way the fight finished on a grim note, it would have been difficult to do this, but even when he first flew in MoS, the music didn't feel right.
I like DC movies more than Marvel, but they really need to take notes from each other, because they can both be perfect if Marvel became a little more serious and if DC (Snyder) acts a little less pretentious.
I'm scared that Apocalypse is gonna be shitty just because it seems like it'll be less grounded into the characters.please upvote my blog post
>>69317964
>>69312925
>>69312965
When did /tv/ suddenly turn into Reddit with all their Disney and Marvel shilling?
>>69326333
I don't think they're shilling
they're just stating a fact that critics love the awful shit that Disney churns out
>>69313449
Damn that sucks cause I hate jlaw bit I hoped it was still good but whatever.
THE KING HAS SPOKEN!!
>>69311683
>X-Men: Apocalypse Needs to be the End for Bryan Singer
>the director proves that he no longer has any interesting X-Men stories to tell
Let me guess... he wants Marvel to get the rights to X-Men from Fox right?
>>69313449
is this the first time he wasnt a contrarian?
how bad is this movie if even he can't find a way?
>>69311985
I... I actually don't think this is out of the realm of possibility.
I mean, what does Marvel do after Infinity Wars is over? They'll need some fresh 'meat' and what better way to do that than get the rights back to X-Men and Fantastic Four (especially their villains which are, apparently, the best aspect of them).
Just watch what happens. Fox and Marvel will work out a deal around the time Infinity Wars comes out and all the little Marvelfags will cream their pants. Then a few years later Disney will buy the rights to DC from Warner Brothers and they'll cream again.
Just think... five to ten Disney-capeshit films per year for at least the next fifteen to twenty years.
The house of mouse is fucking suffocating the industry. Soon there will be no middle ground left -- the only films that will be made will be Disney franchise films or small, indie movies no one outside of us film snobs will give a chance.
Cinema is dying, and when it is all said and done I believe Disney will be to blame.
mfw I prefer DC Comics and Spidey and X-Men over at Marvel, but Avengers and other Marvel controled fims are doing so so much better than those franchises
>>69310397
How? I saw the trailer months ago and it looked interesting
>>69312599
>Mendelson
Isn't that guy who shitting on Deadpool about lacking of sjw content?
The Mickey Mouse marketing machine at it again
>>69312112
>>69312163
>criticizing the film for lacking an interesting villain
>criticizing the film for having too many characters
>criticizing it for being too 'by the book', 'predictable' and 'been there done that'
>criticizing it for trying to cram too much into the film
Wait... can't the same complaints be made for the majority of Disney Marvel films?
>>69313239
I thought WB released their embargo for BvS about a week in advance? Am I wrong?
>>69326333
It's not shilling. Capeshit is like a vampire or some kind of hivemind entity, you need to take out the one on top to stop it and the one on top is Marvel. Once they die all of it will go.
>>69313459
>critics being such fanboys they're literally shilling for a comic book corporation and their mouse overlords for free
Sounds fucking pathetic desu hombre.
> set movie in the 1980s
> Scott, Jean, and the first team from the 60s are teens alongside Jubilee from the 90s and Psylocke is older than all of them
Somehow Fox has made the timeline more fucked up in less then ten films than fifty years of dozens of comic series.
>>69313607
Toy Story 3 was vastly overrated though.
Not for the reason Armond stated, and I still would give it like a 4/5 or maybe a 3.5/5, but it is such a pleasure to see how ass-blasted Pixarfags get when someone writes a negative review for one of their precious movies.
Hell, when reviews for Cars 2 started to trickle in (when there were only, like 5) the first negative one got a bunch of people commenting and bashing the reviewer. Of course he was vilidated when more reviews come in, but it just goes to show how rabid fanboys are.
Any good Sophie turner grabs or scenes? This is all I want to see please don't make me watch it
It's surprising how bad this movie is. I mean the last few X-men movies have all been pretty good, why did this one drop the ball so hard? I mean Apocalypse and X-men in the 80s sounds like a great movie, why doesn't it work?
>>69324816
Holy shit really?
Huh, maybe that's why critics were more lenient on Deadpool. Now that they'll get Miller to replace Singer, he'll be more willing to give the rights to Marvel.
Fuck me, if this is true... it's just fucking insane, and makes me wonder if the entire reason Lego Movie got snubbed in 2014 was so Big Hero 6 could win it's Oscar that it in no way, shape,or form deserved.
>>69326787
Jennifer Lawrence's career started declining.
>>69326719
Hey now. I was shilling for Marvel long before they were owned by Disney.
>>69326787
>why doesn't it work?
First 30 minutes are really slow
>>69326925
JUST
BOI
>>69326885
Oh yeah, I remember hating something in the trailer. Her acting is more wooden than the Father from Fear the Walking Dead.
>>69310397
does sansa get naked in this?
>>69326946
So it's bad because it's not Marvel quick cut action quip fest?
Sounds like a good sign to me.
>>69326824
Lego movie lost because the Academy doesn't know shit about animation and will just give to whatever they recognize, which is usally Disney/Pixar. Seriously that category is a fucking joke they'll put things like Waltz with Bashir and Ratatouille in the same running and half the time they don't even watch all the nominees. That whole award is fucking pointless.
>>69326991
Yes, There is a scene where she masturbates for 23 minutes.
Who is fucking surprised, you can't outdo DOFP, and simple big blue guy who wants to conquer Earth isn't new or exciting. Not a thing is at stake also, we know that most important characters will survive FROM THE ENDING OF THE LAST MOVIE. I will be happy if it bombs.
>>69327033
Don't do this to me
>>69313449
>the movie is shit
>Armond agrees
is this literally the first time he isn't contrarian?
>>69310397
>Hire a bunch of shitty actors
>Surprised it flops.
>>69327037
>we know most important characters will survive
>guy wants to conquer Earth isn't new or exciting
>nothing at stake
Marvel has the same issues, yet all of their movies get good reviews....
This is terrible news. You be rooting for the competition to succeed simply as it forces Disney to make better films rather than get complacent with shit like Thor 2 and Ultron.
>>69327124
I think it's a matter of time, really. Infinity War should get panned if it says this way.
>>69327131
*You should be
I'm still going to watch it.
I enjoyed BvS because it was so horrible.
No surprise here. DOFP was awful. Glad to see others catching up.
>>69327131
It's not just that.
It is also Disney will become lazier as they grow more powerful, and soon 90% of the film industry that anyone even cares about will be Disney films.
I can see it now.
After Disney basically buys out all other comic book properties and kills its competition and any prestige films... the Oscar nominees for Best Picture 2036:
>Frozen 5
>Captain America vs. Wolverine
>Toy Story 10: Cry Damnit!
>The Jungle Book 7
>Zootopia 3
>Batman vs. Ironman: Battle of the Billionaire Vigilantes
>Star Wars Episode 17
>he´s my ex,men. Apocalypse will happen if i talk with him
really
>>69323072
future's past was dogshit
>>69327124
It's the Game of Thrones Effect: Get enough people invested in (and create publicity for) your universe and they'll happily excuse any amount of shit writing you throw at them because they're already in too deep to quit.
>>69326755
Not even the people who loves and devotes to Pixar cares about those pieces of crap Cars and Cars 2. Also the sequel to Monsters Inc. and Brave were below Pixar standards.
>>69323704
>>69323783
after civil war, there are many chances we will witness a MCU bomb.
>Black Panther
>Thor 3
>Possible Black Widow movie
>>69327734
>Black Panther
Why?
People are loving him, and Team Cap might appear considering they are in Wakanda.
reminder to hope this is terrible for specific reasons, ie, NOT the following:
>apocalypse aka based isaac sucks
>magneto sucks
>mccavoy sucks
hope it's terrible because:
>jlaw sucks
>new kid actors suck
>director was shit
>>69327940
Doesn't mean it'll be good.
>>69315160
Part of me would love it, but FOX will never have to let go of X-Men. I can't wait until they announce F4 was handed back to Marvel in trade for those X-Men shows.
Simon K. needs to realize that that DP gave them a great chance to ditch all this Singer-verse shit (X1-3, Wolv1-2, FC, DoFP, Apoc) and build from New Mutants/DP/X-Force
>>69328217
Rumor is that a much of the film feels like setup for a giant action climax that's really underwhelming.
>>69328379
Are you implying the capeshit audience cares about quality?
>>69327734
I dont know why you think any of those have the potential to bomb
>Black Panther
Everyone I know loved him in CW. Niggers will flock to the movie, and critics will praise it because niggers
>Thor 3
Dude its the Hulk and Thor together in space, and its fucking Ragnarok. It will perform the best out of all the Thor movies
>Possible Black Widow movie
You have know idea how many people have been asking for this. Literally all of tumblr will cream themselves.
>mfw I liked BvS and Civil War
>it's a "/tv/ thinks you can't like both DC and Marvel" episode
>>69310397
JUST
MARVEL WINS AGAIN
DC AND FOX BTFO
>>69310397
Is that Ivan Ooze?
>>69328522
I wanted to like BvS, I really did.
>Actually the first X-Men movie that there's a lot of crossover advertising for
>It's shit
What went wrong?
>>69323072
Swap First Class and DOFP
>>69310397
>almost as bad
>ALMOST
DC status: Cucked
I'm actually not shocked. The trailer for it looked way way worse than first class or DOFP. I think the score will go up bit more though
I am really disappointed though. I mean Apocalypse is a big deal. And they fucked it up
>>69310420
god i hope so
>>69310397
Oh well. Guess Fox has to rely on Deadpool 2 to save them now.
>>69310397
As it should be.
The trailer look like shit compare to DoFP.
NOT DISNEY
DOOMED TO FAIL
>>69313449
>The criminally and suspiciously underrated BvS
ABSOLUTELY BASED
>>69328462
Considering that BvS underperformed, yes.
>>69326673
Good boy, DC will be proud of you!
DOFP was a mediocre movie I don't know why anyone thought this was going to be any better. X-2 and First Class are the only legitimately good movies in the X-men franchise.
>>69312684
>Thank you Abathur
capeshit thread. stale pasta. shitposting. unacceptable. will check thread later.
>>69316134
>BvS is fucking shittttt, embarrassing
>X-men although praised for many years suddenly turned into garbage, believe us!!
>CIvil war is another gem in the amazing Marvel Universe!™
>all of those movies are capeshit
Sure nothing suspicious at all...
>>69312233
kek
>>69310479
>Finds the 80s wanting
Literally best or second best decade. He should see us now
>>69329882
this is some super serious business
>>69311985
>>69326586
fuck da joos, /pol/ is always right
>>69311202
>DC Capekino
Still holding on to a film from 2008?
