old: >>69305306
>>69307152
(farts)
QUENTYN IS ALIVE
>>69307211
>*makes penis joke*
How did Bran instantly recognize Arthur Dayne?
what's the point of bringing Osha back, she's irrelevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmLawVHbVyk jesus fucking christ
What's the purpose of Leaf?
>>69307265
Because his father had told him Dayne was a dual wielding memer
Stannis when?
how do we fix the arya storyline?
>>69307152
Nth for passing the sentence and swinging the sword
>>69307342
by killing sansa
>>69307265
He was wielding midday and afternoon his famous ancestral swords
>>69307265
From the legendary sword Dawn, of course
post characters who didn't deserve to die
>>69307342
Kill her off
>>69307353
aye
From a scale of 1 - 10, how castrated is Rickon?
THIS FUCKING SEASON, WHERE IS STANNIS?
>>69307388
Dayne?
>>69307388
tell me about bane, why does he wear the mask?
>>69307388
Tell me about Dayne, why does he wield two swords?
>>69307388
TELL ME ABOUT DAYNE.
WHY DOES HE DUAL WIELD THE SWORDS?
>>69307253
*parp*
>>69307409
Not really understanding why Ned's entourage had a dornishman when the dornish were Targ loyalists
xth for the most delicate of flowers
From S6E3, Bran realizes that others can hear him during the visions from the past, but doesn't understand that they cannot fully understand him. He attempts to reason with King Aerys when shown a vision of him. The King only hears whispers, and is driven mad by it. Bran tries to fix this, however makes it worse. Mad King Aerys burns Bran's grandfather alive while Bran frantically tries to stop him. All he hears is whispers. Bran sets the events of the show in motion.
>>69307409
Gee Arthur, two swords!?
>Maywatch is undead
What he meant by it?
>>69307388
RIVERLANDS FUCKING WHEN
>>69307403
>stannis wasn't ruined enough, D&D should bring him back for round 2!
If you hate Stannis you should be glad he's dead.
If you like Stannis you should be glad he's off this stupid show and D&D won't shit on him anymore.
>>69307342
thanks to many faced god magic arya is teleported to westeros and kills ramsay when he is about to stab Jon
>and who are you
Promise me, Ned
>Let's make several callbacks to the first scene in winterfell, and reuse lines from earlier in the show!
>Great idea dabid! That's a nice attention to detail our audience loves. What plans are you making for the tower of joy?
>eh fuck it.
>>69307409
tell me about Dayne
why does he have two swords?
>Tfw your watch has ended
>>69307450
He's in disguise
All memes aside, I really think something was really off during Varys saying pointing out the source funding the Harpies.
I mean why would they cut the scene where the woman was about to say who it is, if its just the Masters. The public already suspects that, now that Hizdahr is dead. Personally for me, it doesn't make any sense to throw it off like that.
Am i the only autist thinking this?
>>69307342
Her storyline finally seems a bit stronger on the show, I hope she gets to leave Braavos soon
For the books, who the fuck even knows
GURMs first TWOW chapter seems to be focused on sexualizing her, instead of having her do something relevant after 2 awful books
>>69307452
>not shirei frey
shit taste desu
>>69307463
Junewatch is coming
>still now new The Normies episode
How fucking convenient was it that Robert decided to send Ned to the ToJ instead of going there himself? He would've crushed Jon's skull
Reminder that the name "Robert Strong" has never been uttered on the show
>>69307457
DON DEMARCO
why would the Umbers betray the Starks out of no where like that?
Someone post young horse riding lyanna
Reminder that if you complain about the Ned/Dayne flashback scene you are a worthless, whining, edgy loser with no friends, no job and no life. You stink of piss and shit, your underpants are filthy and you have a coat of slime on your forehead.
In other words, a book reader.
>pulls a sword out of a leather scabbard
>SCCCCHHHHWWWIIIINNNNNGGG
>pulls a sword out of the fucking sand
>SCCCCHHHHWWWIIIINNNNNGGG
>>69307452
too old m8
>>69307152
LEAVE HIM ALONE, RAMSAY!
>>69307494
>all those poor fucks still have to man that depressing castle
>going to get slaughter and raised into undeath by the Night's King
>Jon gets to journey south and go on a big adventure
>>69307388
Tell me about Bane!
>>69307409
Uhh.. You don't get to bring friends.
>>69307265
Because Arthur Dayne's a big guy, obviously.
>>69307342
Arya vs Gregor Clegane
BLINDBOWL FUCKING CONFIRMED
>OYSTERS CLAMS AND KEKOLDS is no one
>strong feminist lesbian takeover
>fat cuck and his whore
>more than one Brandon scene until he actually has to do things
>le witty meme dwarf
>>69307544
what are the pros of dual wielding long swords?
>>69307468
If I were Robb I'd have abdicated and ran away with her and fucked her 24/7 til I die of hunger
>>69307564
gregor ain't blind where you getting that one from
>>69307544
One of the sounds was the other guy pulling out his sword. Shit-for-brains, stop whining.
>>69307564
>blind
>>69307568
>fat cuck and his whore
me and my wife's son liked it, we felt an instant connection with him
Rip shaggydog
>>69307583
You look badass as fuck bruv
Reminder that you can remove Arya from the story and there will be no major effects at all. Dumb and pointless character.
>>69307583
looks badass
>>69307583
twice the attack
half the defense
>>69307607
prove it
>>69307568
>Arya, Bran and Tyrion are irrelevant
*tips*
who hyped for Littlefinger's appearance?
*teleports infront of you
pssshhhhh nothin personnel kid
My, how they grow.
>>69307583
it makes reddit like you
>>69307583
hella fuckin epic
>>69307613
this
Shaggy didn't deserve his fate. Fuck Umbers.
what did he mean by this?
was this the best episode so far?
Will Tyrion do anything in Meereen apart from trying (and failing) to be funny and getting shitfaced?
The actor who played Dayne was pretty good, too bad about young Ned though.
Why couldn't the Kingsguard afford decent armor?
Where are they?
Last Hearth or Castle Black?
WHY IS OLD SER HIGHTOWER YOUNGER AND SHORTER THAN DRIZZT?
Jesus fucking christ. Would it have killed them to just put a slightly older guy there to get killed 10 seconds in?
>>69307583
STAB TWO NIGGAS AT ONCE
STAB ONE NIGGAS TWICE
>>69307641
What's the next step in the CIA guys master plan?
>>69307538
It's a ruse.
>>69307665
nawittenz
>>69307665
I just realized who this nigga reminds me of
Neil Patrick Harris
>>69307655
>people actually thought this was a good scene
how fucking moronic can you be
>>69307650
What the fuck happened to Sansa's face?
It's like it's bloated compared to her younger self. Too much testosterone.
>dual wielding longswords
retarded
>>69307665
noooooooooooooh now ittens
>>69307538
>implying they won't go all "The North remembers" on Ramsey ass in the finale
>>69307720
>bookfags are this mad
>>69307693
but the direwolfs head?
>Arya has the best storyline in the books
>Sand Snakes/Tyrion tier shit in the show
Nailed it all right.
>>69307641
SCREENCAP THIS, IT'S HAPPENING
>Do they have reason, to call you Littlefinger? You have a big dick...
>... for you
>>69307626
BUT THE GREAT PAYOFF IN THE END
>>69307679
lol @ getting to castle black when jon is gone.
>>69307700
oh shit you're right
>>69307671
Le witty meme-man of drinking and knowing things
>and having a cock
>>69307683
Wasn't that whent ?
>>69307606
>>69307608
okay, so maybe only one of them is blind. big whoop, I'll pick a better name. How does goldbowl sound?
>>69307650
We have to go back...
That was unequivocally the worst epidode they have ever done. It's grinding to a halt which is fine if there's good dialogue but dialogue has never been GoT's strong point. Too many story lines and tortoise movement in each, I'm falling asleep watching the Arya and Danerys ones.
>>69307671
A great man once said something while drunk
Teehee, guess who?
it was meeeeee! ALCOHOL IS WACKY LMAO
>>69307747
Is too small to be Shaggydog's
>>69307650
Tell me about Robin, why does he have the bird of prey?
>inb4 he's a warg
>>69307583
Having a heavy and awkward buckler, but looking like you don't need one.
The Martells are the shittiest family right now, it's run by a bunch of impulsive retarded femme fatale characters.
so ep 4 is going to be filler right?
>>69307700
holy fuck i cant unsee it now
LEGEND.......DARY
>>69307792
harry potter reference
>>69307683
that was Oswald Whent, Hightower isnt there for some reason
Instantly my new favourite character.
>badass
>no fucks given
>swears no oaths
>basically tricking Ramsey into trusting him by giving Rickon up
>the North will flock to defend Rickon
>"there always must be a Stark in Winterfell"
>yfw Smalljon and the Umbers are still staunchest Stark allies just rusing Ramsey
Also, RIP Greatjon you magnificent bastard.
>>69307804
The Martell's aren't even a family at this point they are extinct.
>>69307684
Kek
>>69307650
>Sophie Turner used to be cute
>Two swords
Why are you still watching this abortion?
>>69307838
>being a showpleb
give it up
>>69307815
Everything until Cleganebowl is filler
My god the Danerys storyline is moving at a snail's pace.
>Kill the boy, Jon Snow
based Aemon with the sight
>>69307804
The Martells are extinct. Ellaria and the snakes are bastards.
Ellaria wasn't even married into the Martells, she was just a paramour.
>>69307716
too much cocaine
>>69307848
>RIP Greatjon
m8 he is still raiding the Westerlands killing Lannisterfuckingshits
>>69307864
>reading books post-1990
>>69307716
Coke bloat m8
>it's an olly dies episode
>>69307804
lol there are no more martells, jaime says as much in the last episode.
>lets avenge Oberyn by extinguishing his house which has ruled Dorne for centuries
>>69307896
>he just confirmed it himself
>>69307894
Please be true and just another Umber ruse. That would begreat
> tfw Theon is home with his sisteru :3
Why is everything moving at a snail's pace tho? Jon's, Dany's and Arya's shit so far could've been done within one ep, maybe two. Certainly not three.
That council meeting with Kevan just left me blue balled honestly, nothing fucking happened. Nothing ever happens anymore.
>>69307874
>Ellaria and the snakes are bastards.
Yeah but the snakes are still Doran's kids. Ellaria can just legitamze them
>>69307838
ebin
simply ebin
>>69307542
Give it up, your gimmick is stale bed-wetter.
>>69307864
It's a TV board you ridiculously stupid oaf. Clean your dirty underpants.
>>69307484
He tends to lose them.
![Ragnar-[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bXRuNut.jpg "Ragnar-[1].jpg")
How much better GoT would be if Ragnar raided the shit out of Westeros?
What would have happened if Robert Baratheon had met a grown up Daenerys?
>dan: DABID DABID WE NEED TO FIND GOOD DIALOGUE FOR THE LITTLE COUNCIL
>david: how about some cock jokes ?
>dan: WE ALREADY DID IT 3 TIMES THIS SEASON DABID WE NEED NEW IDEAS
>david: but what then ? *farts*
>dan: !
>david: !
>dan: THAT'S IT DABID FART JOKES DABID !
>>69307848
He was a meme spouting asshole. Wahwah I don't kneel wahwah Roose was a cunt wahwah I'm a hardass, see? See??
POST YFW BRAN CAN CHANGE THE PAST
POST YFW GAME OF THRONES WILL AFTER ALL THESE YEARS TURN INTO GROUNDHOG DAY REMAKE
POST YFW THIS WAS GRRM'S MASTERPLAN ALL THE TIME
>>69307958
did this ever get better
I dropped it after 4 or 5 episodes
>>69307844
Oswell
>>69307970
>>69307970
Smashed her skull with a hammer, pissed himself and then gotten another drink.
>>69307342
both Arya and Sansa can be fixed by getting some grit, stop crying and feeling pity for themselves, and start acting like Starks
i hope Arya gets set loose soon, i wanna see her cross some names of her list
and i want to see Sansa start doing some political power plays
there better be some payoff after all the shitty scenes we've been through with them
>>69307790
so what exactly is their plan
> Ramsay has Rickon
> Rickon gets burned and flayed
> ????
> Profit
>>69307388
>>69307979
>>69307979
>>69307999
Way better than got
>>69307979
I think this is actually an interesting idea, like that other post said about him and the mad king. Never read the books, is this possible? Not really, is it?
>>69307484
you couldn't shoop out the extra hand? you couldn't even get that right, can you, anon?
>>69307939
>the snakes are still Doran's kids
*Oberyn's
And I don't think Ellaria can do that, she needs a royal decree.
I think bastards can't legitimize themselves. Keep in mind she's no Martell either.
>>69307838
>being so mentally retarded you can't understand that other people have higher standards than a literall piece of trash on film
>>69308013
go back to tumblr
>>69307979
>Bran has to go back and make the show line up with the books
>>69307936
It's moving slowly because they decided to have every episode of this season so far show a bit of every storyline instead of letting some storylines rest a week or two.
Young lord stark was the most cringe shit i saw in a fucking while...and then... double swords...and then...rotating double swords!
>>69307848
>Smalljon is so bold and based with his audience before Ramsay and Lord Karstark that Ramsay doesn't even see the mummers farce unfolding right in his face
>doesn't even realize that Umber completely buttfucked him by handing over Rickon
>implying that maester who watched Ramsay kill Roose isn't helping to orchestrate this farce
Gonna get flayed?
So what is the language the masters of Yunkai speak?
>>69307999
No it's just about as shit as GoT but less interesting overall.
>>69307933
House Umber - "The banter and ruse cruise"
>>69308043
this statement used to be bait, but its so true now that it hurts.
fuck D&D
>>69307939
Only the king can legitimize bastards.
>>69308056
I want to creampie inside Jolyne
>fucking Jaime's arc
>fucking Tower of Joy
Holy shit this show is such a disappointment.
I wish I haven't read books, maybe I could've enjoyed it more.
>>69307583
You look like sum finna fookin' legend
It might possibly be an advantage vs multiple foes if you're strong enough/the swords are light enough, but probably not in reality
>>69308048
holy shit i didn't even notice and i posted it like 3 times already
I know everything is pointing toward Jon x Dany, but what if he ends up with Sansa instead?
I'm sure Jon likes redheads better than blondes, and they could recreate house Stark again. It wouldn't even be that much incest since they are just cousins. Dany is his aunt, that would be far weirder.
I am bringing this up because i just read a chapter in A Storm Of Swords where Littlefinger brings Sansa to the Fingers and she thinks about all the shit that happened so far and that she will probably never get her dreamboy prince whatever.
But what is the point of her story and all her suffering? She should at least be happy at the end of the series, so maybe she will end up with Jon.
... or he gets Dany AND Sansa and pulls of some Aegon shit. A Targaryen and a Stark waifu, just like him.
Arya should have died many seasons ago. Her storyline is pointless. She's a Rickon-tier character.
>>69308079
In the books, Ghiscari
In the show, Valyrian
Reminder that Bobby B bad kidney cancer
So is Cersei gonna kill the sparrows or what? She's been making that Sarah Connor face for like 6 episodes now, but they're all still alive. This show is just dragging on now.... Diana Rigg didn't even get any good lines this week.... what was the point of even having her?
>>69307544
not as bad as the hammer cocking sound effect that happens everytime someone picks up a gun
>>69308020
Jamie sure does have a swell haircut for living before christ era
>2016
>caring if Rickon lives or dies
>>69307848
>giving rickon to a phycho edgemaster who could potentially stab him on sight
When will we see a battle again?
You know what boys
I fucking love these flashbacks.
Every time we get one I get excited, they just feel so fresh
>>69308078
Boipussy is gonna get rekt by the Karstark, then flayed by Ramsay.
The Umber Conspiracy is too intelligent for D&D, the head was a production error.
>>69308061
>creating an alternate timeline where CLEGANEBOWL actually happens
>>69307936
Didn't you like the 2 minute scene of awkwardness between tyrion, no penis guy #2, and black lady?
this show is so boring now, I have almost no motivation to keep watching. What the hell happened? This season feels far different than the previous 5. Personally I liked the first 3 best but even after that there was still some momentum. The plot just feels stuck and every conversation feels meaningless. This season feels empty
>mfw two bastards are vying for my rightful throne
>>69307291
And why would the Umbers give Osha to Ramsay? Like "oh hey, there's this girl too, she was with him I guess to there, take her".
>>69307669
lolno
1. Castle Black
>yes we already know he's alive
>oh god no, the jokes, the jokes
2. Sam
>Hey guys remember us and where we going?
>babby still babby
3. ToJ
>Nao itzendz etc.
4. Dothraki
>remember where she was supposed to go 2 eps ago? We're there.
5. le witty imp
>le witty imp
>paatrrrrol
>guess it seems the guys who look like a master funded insurgency are part of a master funded insurgency
6. KL
>pffffft
>I'm so angry
>FUCK EVERYBODY
7. no one
>who are ya
>who are ya
>who ar ya
>who arya
8. Winterwell
>hurr I'm so evil
9. Castle Black
>looks like the guys that are the most likely to get executed get executed
>>69308171
It was better than the 3:17 scene of Arya sweeping last year
>>69308020
>marrying a sandnigger
How's Ramin doing for soundtracks this season?
Credit themes so far:
>The Red Woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHjE1AkuppU
>Home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdRRYNR4Fsg
>Oathbreaker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn0bFVysyYk
Got a favourite? How would you rate them?
>>69308123
>AHHH SAVE ME ANON
what do you do?
I get the feeling the Bastard vs Bastard fight will be resolved by mid season.
>>69307507
Varys secretly supports an unnamed third party that has yet to enter the show.
>>69308197
so* there
>>69307669
Are you fucking serious?
Having a dumbledore - harry vibe with this ebin trainining.
>why was Ned Stark so happy to kill Dayne?
>why didn't he sound sad like how he wants to remember it
>why wasn't he more respectful like how he wants to remember it
Why are hardcore bookfags such fucking clueless retards?
The show version scene is much closer to how it canonically went, of course the dual wielding was a bit much but still
>there are morons in this thread right now that think the Umbers are pulling some ruse and really aren't traitors even though they already gave over the key to the North and kill Shaggydog
>b-but muh fake direwolf head!
Fucking morons.
BELIEVE!
Ok guys. Who would win in a grand-melee consisting of Ramsey and 20 good men, the legend of gin alley, ser cake carver barristan, no-cock grey worm, le dual wielding man?
>>69308178
robb's dead m8
the heir to winterfell is hooked up to a tree snorting jojen paste
>>69308215
No Rain of Castemyr yet 2/10
>>69308020
DON'T FUCKING BREAK MY HEART AGAIN ;_;
>Tfw someone ending on the throne is too le predictable xD for D&D, so instead they choose to end it with some reddit space odyssey bran-changes-the-past-and-fux-up-the-future-xD mindfuck shenanigans
>>69308256
They are the same people who don't want to admit the show has went to shit.
>>69308215
I love Home.
The OST is the only saving grace of this show tbqh.
>>69307655
Damn, it truly works. He shanked a nigga twice!
>>69308172
>not enjoying sword of the morning
>>69308270
is ramsey shirtless?
>>69307958
Oh there once was a hero named Ragnar the red who riding to Whiterun from old Rorikstead
>>69308270
Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane.
>>69308056
>>69308098
Funny thing, there's a fresh translated doujinshi with her, emporio and the black chick out
>>69308308
good question
>>69308172
Agreed, there are far too many story lines going on, not that it's difficult to follow but more than when you're seeing so little of each one each week it's hard to get invested in the characters. Arya's, Sam's, Danerys' and the Dorne story lines are all dull.
>>69307583
You can attack twice in a single round, though since there's no parrying rules you don't get a defense benefit. Then again, 99% of players don't use shields anyways, so functionally it's TWF or two handing a weapon.
>>69308215
The music at the end of Oathbreaker was really, really good imo. It sounded Stark-like but it also sounded like something completely new. This is the theme of the reborn Jon Snow. And it's good.
>>69308270
dual wielder bro, no contest
>there are people in this thread who believe the umbers will backstab ramsey despite the leaks saying the opposite
>all the leaks have been spot on so far
>their only "evidence" to the contrary is "wolf hed 2 tiny ;) da norf rembers"
Why the fuck are dnd so fixated with dual wielding?
if dayne just took of his shirt he would have won
>>69308270
the fookin legend of course. his dual wielding didn't look stupid, mostly.
>>69307844
The actor confirmed he was playing Hightower.
>>69308256
>they're the same tards who where convinced Talisa was a Lannister spy sent to undo the young wolf
>>69307848
Yeah right, what about the dead wolf?
>>69308374
because it's cool
>>69308340
o bby
>>69308397
Sauce?
>>69307457
Holy fuck
>>69307778
Arya isn't blind either you fuckhead
>>69308006
Osney
>>69307457
>>69307650
New Rickon is surprisingly hot. Really makes Bran look like trash.
>Osha definitely started fucking Rickon at some point
>At latest, during last season
>Most likely, back when the Starks first captured her
>>69308270
how much time does ramsay have to prep (take off his shirt, quip, etc)
>>69307457
I cant tell if this would be stupid or awesome.
>>69308340
Haha nofap May can suck my cock
>>69308374
ebin skrym reference maybe
>duel wield daggers
>duel wield longs word
next
>duel wield axes?
>duel wield polearms?
>>69308248
The book-loving beta brigade are so dumb it's beyond belief.
>>69308372
Here we see the showpleb
>>69308457
and Moon Boy for all I know
https://youtu.be/Dhrg6SH9yvE?t=37s
Best duel scene in any movie, hands down.
Short as fuck, to the point, moving, surprising. Just brilliant.
None of this dancing around Wuxia crap that only Asians can pull off convincingly.
>>69308399
That was intentionally played out as a red herring. The Umber thing is just accidentally misinterpreted.
Link to the new leaks?
>>69308482
Quad wield quarterstaves
On fire
Probably by Queen of Burgers
>>69308424
I'm shit at links. If this doesn't work check Eddie Eyre's Twitter page and look at the conversation in the pinned tweet.
https://twitter.com/EddieEyre/status/729447167031685121
>>69308482
>Battle of the Trident flashback
>Based Bobby B dualwielding warhammers killing targaryenfuckingshits
>>69308106
Well, cousins fugg all the time in Westeros
But having to settle for Sansa after Ygritte would be more than a man can bear
>>69307683
>>69307844
http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Gerold_Hightower
Its Hightower. Lol, shorter than Dayne and gets rekt in the first few seconds of the fight. Bravo Hack&Hack
Honestly guys
S6 so far > S5
>>69307457
AND WHO
ARE
YOU
