Who would he play in the MCU?
>>69305255
Watcher
glacatus
Steven Seagal could take out the Hulk because with hapkido, you are able to transfer the enemy's energy and turn it against them.
What side will he play in Civil War?
Kraven
Mr.Satan
>>69305807
Isn't it "Akido"? Just wondering
Himself
Thanos. Brolin was just a stand-in.
>>69305255
The green archer guy
>>69305255
No bullshit, he would've made a perfect Frank Castle in the early 90's. All his movies are basically elseworlds Punisher stories anyway. He even could have kept the ponytail.
>>69305255
"The Motherfucking Birthday Snatcher"
He would demand a character would be created just for him. Then he would demand this character to literally be unkillable and the ultimate Mary Sue.
The movie would literally be him wobbling around like a fat fuck destroying everyone and if ANYONE complained he would throw a massive temper tantrum.
>>69306244
Code of Honor is literally fat punsisher the movie
>>69306292
>He would demand a character would be created just for him. Then he would demand this character to literally be unkillable and the ultimate Mary Sue.
Exactly why he should have played The Punisher. It's a character tailor made for his ego.
>>69306292
Look John Leguizamo, I know you're still sour over Steven "The Gun" Sageal beating you up, but he had every right to. He was merely teaching you a lesson in karma. There is no reason to him names like that. Do it again, and I'll report you to the mods
>>69306289
Someone please make a movie poster with segal The Birthday Snatcher horror film style !
>>69306546
Delete this. I have your IP :)
how can he move so fat while being so hairy this doesnt make any sense
>>69306671
we need this
>>69305255
the Sentry
even though him as the punisher would have been literally every seagal film ever made
>>69306716
because he IS fat and hairy. these aren't tricks of the light.
>>69306671
I am going to make a kickstarter with said poster and give all the profits to segal so he can make that movie!
>>69306914
do it
