Pottery Edition
>>69299725
>pottery
>>69300920
Fook Arya's and Daenerys' storyline.
>>69300968
Holy shit, how new are you?
First for VarysWhere are you old friend?
Why aren't these threads just eternal complaints about how D&D ruin everything?
I personally like to just mindlessly go with a film or a series but GoT went to like genuine grabage.
>>69301007
>image.jpg
>>69301067
season 5 isn't that bad, on a rewatch.
nth for eating strawberries in bed with Rickon
>>69301139
He's in space.
>>69301007
tbph they were submitted exactly at the same time
It's actually kind of crazy
>>69301178
Why do i keep watching this series? I dont care about anyone anymore. If i could fast foward to the very end and see how everyones storyline ties up i would be happy
Aren't the Unsullied just a dull plot device?
I really don't see how cruel and hurtful atmosphere can make super warrior out of someone. And striping one of fear by what, fucking him up real bad his whole life?
These guys are likely to just kill themselves in process of training if you ask me.
So surely the ressurection of Jon is a major problem right? It was okay when it was just Beric, because he's a side character of little consequence to the story. Jon is a main character and his ressurection now puts a lot of pressure on the fact he still has stuff to do. So now there is absolutely no risk at all of him dying this season, because thats just bad writing. But he's clearly going to attack Winterfell this season as well. So how exactly is there any tension left in the series since its so obvious that Ramsay will lose?
>>69301219
Mate why do I feel the same way?
Is it my perception or did they really mess with the quality?
*farts*
>>69301391
>>69301219
i think it's because there's some characters which i like and some i hate
i like jon, jaime, cersei, tyrion, davos and currently bran
everyone else i'm done with
Who /Caloreesi/ here?
Ygritte said in the past "You know nothing Jon Snow" and Melly said that to him too.
Now Jon literally knows "nothing".
The nothingness of death without afterlife.
Beautifully written by GRRM.
You can see how D&D + Kit made it clear that Jon knew he was sending those men and Olly to nothingness and it haunted him.
You can (fart) as much as you want, but I'm going to enjoy myself with this quality show.
>>69301219
just read spoilers and know that the only possible way the walkers can effectively be defeated at this point is DRAGONS since there's not enough valyrian steel
Did anyone else feel it would have been better if Dayne let Ned pick up his sword again to duel then get stabbed in the back? It would have showed off his character
>>69302375
HIGH TEST
Dany tells Jorah in AGOT that she will give him a Valyrian steel sword. So which sword will it be when she invades Dawn or Widows Wail?
>>69301335
They aren't super warriors you showfag piece of shit. They're just extremely disciplined and thus work extremely well in a phalanx. Alone they're a bunch of fat nodicks with less strength than the average man wielding big long spears. Useless.
>>69302375
>>69302393
yes
>>69302375
Someone get this bitch a shakeweight.
>>69302375
Jesus Christ /got/ you were right, she did get fat
>>69301147
because only autistic children love complaining about something all day.
>>69301421
>>69301542
>>69301579
Am I the only one who understood the Arya scene?
>>69302411
DAWN ISN'T VALYRIAN STEELblyat
>>69300920
*parp*
Can't wait for Arya to leave Braavos famalams
>I'd never do that to the father of my son
Wait a minute, is Sam the father? I don't remember.
>>69302375
Is she's pregnant or something?
>>69301335
In real life if you castrate someone near birth they grow up to be really tall, really physically weak, really fat and they sound ridiculous. They're just a silly premise to start with
>Promise me, Ned!
>>69302375
Whoaaaaaaaaaaa
At least in the show they put a shroud of long hair over her shoulders so you can't tell as much
on a scale from one to ten, how fucked is Rickon Stark right now?
>>69302457
No that's an incest baby
>>69302391
I wonder if they're deliberately making anything Dany related as dull as possible, just so people don't connect their inevitable involvement with the wall.
It's bloody obvious, but since nobody in the show has made the connection, maybe they're trying to think they can hide it.
https://a.pomf.cat/fpqdgo.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/eqknsk.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/zlotcf.webm
why does a man think a girl is ready to get her sight back?
*farts*
*makes dick joke*
*quips*
*kills male*
>>69302432
How did they think this passed as an action star?
>>69302451
>not a warg
D R O P P E D
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*pumpf~*
>>69301178
>You will never be Ramsey and have this completely at your mercy
JDIMSA
>>69302375
THIC
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>>69302457
He's a father because he cares for her and the boy, unlike her rapist dad who'd give her baby to the Others.
>>69302451
she is so fucking hideous i cant even
>>69302457
No you utter drip, she's reaffirming the fact that Sam is pretending to be wincestbabby's father in order for Gilly to stay at Horn Hill with Sam's family.
Whose gonna win the trial of combat for cersei?
is the Three Eyed Raven Bran, The Builder?
>>69302435
What's your interpretation of the scene then?
My post was the third one
>>69302375
you mean /cowleesi/ ?
>Its a D&D ruin SmallJon and the Umbers and kill GreatJon offscreen episode
dunno why i argue with you people, you are all braindead.
>>69302457
No. Baby Sam is his wife's son..
>>69301178
Is he a faggot?
>>69302375
You got fat
>>69302474
I need to know who this is, please sauce
Where is my sister?
>>69302435
i understood it but it happened in what amounted to like 3 minutes of screen time so there was almost no feeling of payoff it just kind of happened
>>69302411
Dawn is a meteorite sword
>>69302520
Neither, they will both die.
>>69302433
People have genuine complaints about the downhill writing of this show
>I will call them autistic!!!!
One you are an asshole, two you are a faggot.
Smart to use Arya’s deprogramming as a way to remind us both that Jon is Arya’s half-brother and that Rickon exists—a nice way to work in some reminders for those who aren’t paying close attention.
>If a girl says her name she will get her eyes back
>I have no name
>OK here's your eyes lol
Who would be fucking stupid enough to fall for Jaqen's ruse?
>>69302451
i didn't even watch the whole stick fight segment i just listened to the audio because it was so shit, this show has gone above and beyond in being shit this season
>>69302474
Who is this semen demon?
Who is this sperm worm?
Who is this boner toner?
Who is this spunk monk?
Who is this cock dock?
Who is this erection ejection?
Who is this dick tick?
Who is this cum plum?
Who is this seed steed?
Who is this prick chick?
Who is this cock stock?
Who is this seminal sentinel?
Who is this phallus chalice?
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Who is this smegma enigma?
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Who is this cunt runt?
Who is this jism prison?
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Who is this penis machinist?
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Who is this scrotum sorceress?
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Who is this pole populator?
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Who is this pillar pimper?
Who is this column culminator?
Who is this testicle tamer?
Who is this sperm specialist?
Who is this glans gladiator?
Who is this frenulum fractionizer?
Who is this foreskin fornicator?
Who is this penile private?
Who is this smut sergeant?
Who is this cock captain?
Who is this orifice officer?
Who is this rear admiral?
Who is this cummander?
Who is this lewd lieutenant?
Who is this meat major?
Who is this cunt colonel?
Who is this wiener witch?
Who is this phallus phalanx?
Who is this cock commandant?
Who is this dong deity?
Who is this seminal fluid druid?
Who is this jizz wiz?
Who is this benis burglar?
Who is this wang waxer?
Who is this schlong sentinel?
Who is this dick dastard?
Who is this jizz jezebel?
Who is this tally wacker packer?
Who is this schlong sorcerrer?
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Who is this chode road?
Who is this male reproductive organ Gorgon?
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Who is this ding dong dungeon?
Who is this scrotum totem?
Who is this ballsack knapsack?
Who is this testicle vestibule?
Who is this ball butter nutter?
Who is this cock cream captivator?
Who is this man milk mephistopheles?
Who is this smegma smuggler?
Who is this cum connoisseur?
>>69300920
>>69302549
Stay perpetually upset, it's fucking pathetic.
>>69302435
What is the point of her storyline? She feels even further removed from all the relevant events than dany
>>69302444
>>69302545
My bad, so Widows Wail it is then?
>>69302521
No, he's a riverlands bastard in the books
>Brienne can cut through a sword and plate armour with her sword
>Arthur doesn't immediately cut through the Northmens swords
????
>>69302474
>Promettimi, Edorado
>>69299981
Underrated post
>>69302520
Sandor wins in skill, strikes several wounds that would obviously be mortal to anyone. He then knocks his helmet off and reveals what he truly is.
Gregor refuses to die, but the trial gets either invaded or called off due to him being an obvious abomination of nature
>>69302393
Would have been more based if he chucked him one of his swords
Why do they waste so much air time on various people asking Arya who she is?
>>69302588
Maybe Brightroar
>>69302521
It's a Targaryen/Blackwood bastard in the books, but it could be anyone in the show; though Bran the Builder is a lot older than a milennia.
>>69302588
There are some other swords among the families of Westeros.
>>69302457
>dad, mom, please take care of my wildling girlfriend and her inbred most likely retarded son
>>69302578
They'll send her to kill Jon because he cheated the Faceless God by coming back.
Are /got/ autists ready to admit that D&D did Arthur Dayne justice?
>>69302536
Damn I miss the days when the show had really respected, prominent actors on the show. It really uplifted the whole thing.
But no, they killed them all off and now all we have left is gormless Jon and resting bitchface Dany until this show is put out of its misery.
>>69302595
>Brienne can cut through a sword and plate armour with her sword
what nigger?
>>69302525
>>69302540
>>69302578
She's ready.
>>69302595
gurrl power xD
THE GREATEST SWORDSMAN WHO EVER LIVED, GOT KILLED BY HOWLAND FUCKING REED?
>>69302556
Probably Roose. He fell for Ramsey's ruse after all.
>>69302565
This season is much better than S5 so far
Calling everything shit doesn't make you a smart critic
>>69302568
>cock stock
>not cock sock
Shit/10
>>69302485
This entire season is going to be so much fun
>>69302375
so much for her having a "zero nudity contract". /got/ was full of shit again
>>69302435
It was a cheesy training montage without the musicm not very difficult to understand, and knowing something is retarded doesn't mean you are a retard who can't follow along
>>69302568
>>69302537
Lyanna Tantucci
>>69302635
Remember the Vale knights in season 5? She cut through his through into the plate armour killing him
>>69302615
I don't even know where to begin in telling you that this makes literally no sense.
I'd probably start by telling you that the secret of making Valyrian Steel has been lost since the doom, and there are very very few people that can even rework it, and 0 than can forge it.
>>69302631
Besides not having Dawn and having two swords, he was fine
>>69302645
how is it better
Who's this goy? We've seen him before, right?
>>69302588
Missandei is cute af but god damn is she boring in the show. She's just like an eyecandy servant, but they keep trying to tie her in and make her connected in a half assed way.
Whatever happened to that Rickon-obsessed pedo that was all over /got/ a few years ago? Did he go to prison? What would he think about his boyfu being delivered to Ramsay Sue?
>>69302615
The swords require spells as well as dragonfire.
>>69302494
Every time I see this I think its a shop
Every single time
>>69302639
Howland MOTHERFUCKING Reed?
>>69302682
Yohn [not bronze] Royce
>>69302659
ur not helping
>>69302682
vale dude
>>69302652
>implying that's not a chubby body double.
The tits give it away.
It's funny how, now that every good guy on the show is an unkillable badass, Dayne winning 4v1 isn't even that special. How many times has Brienne won against bigger odds now?
>>69302664
when did Brienne kill any vale knights?
>>69302626
Yeah but, based on Dany's trajectory she wont be doing a tour of Westeros she is gunning for Kings Landing.
>>69302653
Except this time, it actually took a completely new turn.
>>69302623
>Brightroar
>lost in Valyria x number of years ago
You're now in charge of the casting of Robert's Revolt show
Who do you cast?
>>69302627
Inbreeding rarely causes retardation unless it happens generation after generation.
Normally it is serious recessive traits or mental instability for close inbreeding for just 1-2 generations.
Lower IQs happen when cousins marry cousins for 8-10 generations or longer.
>>69302687
>that pacing void last episode
Though honestly, it's grey worm that's the problem
Reminder:
>This guy is all business all the time. Vibrates through walls, can burrow underground.
>>69301370
Jon still needs to rescue his siblings, that's a season long plot line already
1.) What will happen with Sansa? Will she swear fealty to Jon after R+L=J is revealed? Will Jon swear fealty to her as Lady of Winterfell and fight for her?
WHO THE FUCK KNOWS
>>69302471
Except they are that in the books too. They are explicitly stated to be weaker than even the average man, but their combat prowess comes with the strict discipline and drill and use of the phalanx.
>>69302722
Season 5, when she meets Sansa
>>69302682
Iron Yohn Royce
>>69302722
After she coincidenced her way into meeting Sansa and Baelish in the inn
DABID! DABID!
WHAT IF MAYSTER FARTS DABID!?
SEES ZOMBIE MOUNTAIN AND LETS OUT BIG FART!
>>69302687
It was really noticeable this episode just how bad her acting is. It's very odd, like she's trying to do this foreign thing while having a perfect british accent and she just sort of reels off her lines.
>>69302722
beginning of s5 when she ran into Sansa and CIA at some inn. she chased after them and fought some vale nights
>>69302645
It's more of the same The wall scenes and Winterfell are the only good storylines. Everything else is bad so far at least.
>>69301178
Puberty is rough man
>>69302645
the show is filled with half assed acting, just plain bad scenes, actors who no longer give a shit and a story thats gone from being large and possible too much for tv into a made for tv story with obvious cliff hangers and plot lines designed to be taken into a new season
>>69302485
Hahaha yes
>>69302726
Yes, but she can still say shit like: "You supported the Usurper in the rebellion. As punishment, I shall strip this ancestral sword from your family, forever."
>>69302720
It's clearly not a double.
Guys please tell me that Cleganebowl is actually happening this season and not just being revealed
Reminder that they will flashback to the tourney before going back to the tower
>>69302652
>implying that is emilia klarcke'
>>69302766
>>69302772
>>69302777
oh, was sure that brienne just got on the horse and fucked off before they were attacked.
>>69302775
I think the listlessness was intentional that time.
It's a case of both script and direction ganging up to fuck her in the ass.
>>69302737
104% of statistics are made up on the spot
>>69302758
And when they meet five dudes with daggers in a tunnel, they break formation
>>69302737
Is Gilly a random wildling girl, or the daughter of someone Craster impregnated?
Also, sauce?
>no mixed gf
feelsbadman
>>69302774
AND DEN JAMEY SAYS
DABID
JAMEY SAYS
MORE LIKE GRAND MAESTER POOSELL
AND WINKS AT THE CAMERA
>>69302735
Rhaegar
>>69302805
>implying those fat arms aren't an instant giveaway
>>69302799
Going by current pacing, we've got a few more episodes until the trial comes to head, one episode where Cersei demands trial by combat, and maybe two more before cleganebowl
Basically a repeat of S4
>>69302682
no, he's Sam's daddy.
>Lëännü mehmetöglü
Fucking dropped
http://www.strawpoll.me/10169650/r
>>69302799
Arnold sized tris, lol.
>>69302822
she got a purdy mouf
>>69302687
>>69302739
They're lifelong slaves whose souls have been crushed and personality stamped away.
>>69302799
not this season. sandor will be back but cleganebowl is endgame material
>>69302735
Ned
>>69302677
He had Dawn
http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Dawn
>>69302821
Gilly is Craster's daughter.
Craster impregnated Gilly.
Gilly's mother was either another one of his eldest daughters, or some random wildling bitch. I don't believe it's ever actually mentioned anywhere.
>>69302485
>the only redeemable thing left about this show is to make fun of it
>>69302799
>Leave fridgekino to me
>>69302799
>>69302799
they're bringing up her trial and not at all subtly trying to bring the hound up using arya's scenes
This was in the same episode and about a third of the way into the season
Expect the hound still being alive reveal next episode or the one after, and the trial episode 8
that's my prediction anyway
>>69302549
>genuine
Autist ringleader detected
But but he had two swords!!!
>>69302737
Did you miss the part about her coming for a family consisting of a guy impreginating his offspring over and over again?
Anyway, inbreeding doesn't cause mental retardation in this setting. Instead, it makes you evil, crazy or some shit like that for some reason.
>>69302850
JUST
>>69302867
Looks more like a bastard sword.
>>69302840
>brother hound knocks off Roberts helm
>it's Joffrey
>"fuck the king"
>cuts off head
>>69302375
Fat Emilia is best Emilia.
>>69302799
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psS2IMFkxKo&list=LLCdsDZNOaXlKGPAdVgiEzhw&index=142
FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>69302821
Daughter of a daughter of a daughter etc. of Craster.
http://www.bustle.com/articles/86413-emilia-clarke-wont-google-herself-after-horrible-fat-shaming-trolls-attack-her-on-the-internet
>>69302739
both of them are awful
I think d&d just wants them around so they can affirmative action in some brown people storytime OC whenever they have a void to fill.
The mulattos know it too I think, but they're just there for the paycheck.
>>69302898
>tfw no chubby Emilia midgetfu
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>>69302822
>nose piercing
>>69302847
what is this from?
>>69302852
>Putting bookfags on this list when they are the majority.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10000156/r
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74Ao1ltSy64
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74Ao1ltSy64
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74Ao1ltSy64
BRAVO D&D
BRAVO
>>69302735
>>69302858
The problem isn't their characters, the problem is that we already know that, and we can assume Tyrion would know it if he had any contact with them.
Another scene to establish it is pointless, and extending it that long killed the momentum of everything we had just seen.
Characters like that need something to juxtapose them, or at least make them interesting
>Missandei's abs
>>69302898
HIGH TEST
>>69302892
It's likely they pulled out whatever weapon from their armoury and stuck a sun sticker on the pommel.
>>69302930
why do you faggots actively look for this kind of thing
it's like you enjoy being irritated
>>69302847
>prömïze më Nëdukür
Reminder that the trial by combat will be against Loras, not the Hound.
>>69302897
Mfw this actually happens, think about it
>Cut off gregors head, send it to Dorne.
>Stitch Joffreys head onto Gregors body
>Explains why Gregors face looks uncannily like Joffreys poisoned face
>JOFFREYBOWL GET HYPE
>>69302682
http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Yohn_Royce
>>69302780
Not always.
>>69302821
She is Craster's daughter. Gilly's son is also Craster's son.
>>69302950
majority of faggots, sure.
>>69302735
Bobby B
>tfw there will never be a mountain as menacing as in season 1
>>69302941
>not wanting the chocolate milk
>>69302881
I don't even give a fuck about dual wielding, the episode sucked ass besides Winterfell, The Wall and Qyburn's scene.
>>69303015
thats alot of salt for a showpleb
>>69302999
It's Robb's head
Robb stark = Robert Strong
>>69303020
Too old.
Why didn't Ramsay use one of these to catch Sansa and Reek
>>69302950
Reading the books isn't the same as being an obnoxious bookfag
I've read them (multiple times even, but I was much younger then) but it still annoys me when people treat GURMs word as infallible gospel, when in reality especially the last two books are incredibly flawed
>google 'emilia clarke fat'
>"Some results may have been removed under data protection law in Europe"
Is this a superinjunction?
>>69303015
t. triggered showpleb
>>69302956
>you will never lick her abs
>>69301155
Sansa's replot is a bitter pill to swallow but they did it reasonably well.
other than that the season is acceptable up until episodes 9-10 when the shitfest starts and just doesn't stop until this week's good if memey episode.
>>69302775
I never understood the whole foreign side having British accents thing. Sure, have them speak English if you want just to ease on the subtitles, but fuck, they don't even get accented people for Braavos anymore, they just all sound English.
>>69303024
Why is the guy from Flight of the Concords in that suit of armor?
>>69303034
>>69303073
>bookfags try to be witty
>>69303024
Why did they replace him?
>>69303028
who is that? if that's missandei she went full negress
>>69302730
D&D will find someway to nudge it in like Tyrion finding it with some slaves or some shit
>>69303020
Too gay
>>69302847
Are you a butthurt K*rd?
She looks exactly like Lyanna is supposed to. Long face, dark hair and eyes.
Northmen don't look like Northern Europeans. That's the Andals. First Men are darker.
>Ramsay actually kills Roose
Fucking what?
What is this shit?
For what, 3 books and 3 seasons they have been having mind game going on, Roose ALWAYS looked on top of it, as opposed to being afraid of seemingly crazy and dangerous Ramsay, and then just BAM Ramsay fucking stabs him?
WHAT. THE. FUCK. If Martin has the same shit as this I'm going to punch someone.
Canon Roose would NEVER let something like this happen
>>69303111
>No grey eyes
DROPPED
>>69303095
He left to be Bolg in The Hobbit, then got replaced by CGI
>>69303091
WDSMBT?
>tfw cleganebowl is literally the only thing worth watching for
>tfw bannerlord isn't releasing anytime soon so I can make my own hound character
>>69302852
NEW POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10170104
NEW POLL
>>69300920
YES
YEEEESS
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS
>>69303072
>>google 'emilia clarke fat'
>>"Some results may have been removed under data protection law in Europe"
>Is this a superinjunction?
>it's true
>>69303094
Posts an Evans reaction image. Back to your capeshit threads.
>>69303099
Yep, thats chocolate mummy
>>69303111
>brown eyes
wew
>>69302565
I thought it was pretty cool.
>>69303077
Yeah, the Sansa thing is alright now in hindsight.
Killing off Barristan Selmy just for SHOCKING death though, and Shireen burning, and Stannis death. All these shocking deaths, better make those Youtube reaction videos!
Honestly, Barristan would have fit PERFECTLY into the Mereen plotline like he's supposed to. His death had no effect.
>>69303123
>he still thinks that the show operates on any form of logic or reason
c'mon son
>>69303111
>it's a t*rk trolls the fuck out of /pol/fags episode
Godspeed anon
>>69301007
Nothing but shitposting
>>69303111
>Pushing historical revisionism for a fantasy series
>>69303143
>*record scratch*
>>69303111
>redditors defending multicucktural casting
>casting a turk as a character that's supposed to be northern European
>>69303111
>turkroach
>>69303111
where is there any evidence this is going to be lyanna on the show?
>>69301391
>>69302370
I think it's the fact that they're failing to set up new characters with the care that they set up the original. So as old characters die, you don't have as much invested into the new characters.
They're not doing a good job at world building as they go. They're just burning through their resources now.
>>69303024
he's not particularly menacing
>>69303091
>tfw no quirky, chubby Emilia midgetfu
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>>69303130
>>69303151
Literally no one has gray eyes in the show. Not even Roose and Ramsay.
Will we see chubby denerys tits this season?
I fear they wont show :(
>Tyrion Targaryen rides into King's Landing on his Dragon with Jon Snow and a morbidly obese Dany.
>slices pycelle in half, who gives out a mighty bout of flatulence in his dying moment
>makes witty joke about Varys' cock
>kills Cersei with dual wielded crossbows while fucking Littlefinder's whores
>Epic Ned flashback
>weds Jon and Dany, who are both true born Targaryens
>Cleganebowl happens
>The three targaryens use their dragon magic to supercharge Melly's magic, and using the help of a friendly white walker, resurrect Ned and all the other ''good'' characters*
>GRRM makes his cameo as some Blackfyre
>All characters have a mass orgy, with D&D as comedic extras
>The end
>>69303077
>People are now un ironically defending Season 5
>>69302930
So many buzzwords in one article.
>>69303177
>northern Europeans live in Westeros
>>69303150
She looked great in this episode
>>69303145
Please no. Evansposter is the cancer of capeshit threads.
All memes aside, real talk:
Is S6 any good so far?
>>69303143
>>69303176
"yep, that's me..."
>>69303150
she looks like shit with straight hair
the curly afro is way cuter on her
>>69301067
s4 was bretty good really, went down the shitter with 5 for me
coincidentally i read asoiaf between 4 and 5
>>69303074
>you will never drink her chocolate cunt milk
