>"I would say the same thing, just to be polite. Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics."
Was he right?
humility and compassion
Manlets BTFO
When is Based Segall going to replace Robert Downey Jr in Iron Man?
>>69297766
>They make him the Last Samurai
'Samurai' in the title was plural. It refered to the last group of samurai holding on to tradition. Not Tom Cruise.
Did Tom snatch this mothafuckas punani?
>5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay
at least cruzs height is japanese
>>69297803
What are implying by this senpai?
>>69297766
>>69297766
>“That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it.
oh it shows, the point was to have an outsider adopting and appreciating Samurai culture. LMAO what a butthurt mofo, maybe they would have considered him if he learned how to act and his gut was not in the way knocking boom mics all over the set.
Is Seagal the definition of a lanklet?
>>69298126
he's a ninja and a trained Navy Orca, that' above Navy seals, he eats them for lunch.
>>69298106
Was 2003 Steven already so fat?
>>69298393
Today You Diet was 2005, so i guess he was already fat in 2003
>>69297945
>tfw your daughter is snorting coke and sucking cock because you're Steven Seagal
>>69298662
See pic related
>>69297766
that is one unwarranted superiority complex
>janitors are now deleting seagal, batts, and bane threads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TAwFsVfBL6
>>69298778
Well I'm sorry to hear that
>>69298693
The pretty one or the one that looks like Seagal with hair?
>>69297766
>tfw you will never be a b-movie actor who gets to admire Seagal's awsome pistol collection.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnw08iNb51U
>>69297766
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mojo_Priest
>>69299079
Is that Frank Mir?
>>69299204
Imagine being a Japanese school girl sitting in a park eating pocky sticks and listening J-pop with your Ipad when suddenly a massive ponytailed man wearing a leather trench coat is slowly coming at your way mumbling about "punani"
what do?
>>69299420
realistically I would be submissive and let this white devil do whatever he wanted to me because thats how I was raised you know being molested by every man in my family.
Being a japense school girl sounds hot
>>69299420
onani? onani onani 5$
>mfw my boss tells me he once had sex with Steven Seagal's daughter
>I was raised in Japan
>Seagal was born in Lansing, Michigan.
>When Seagal was five years old, his parents relocated to Fullerton, California.
> Seagal moved to Japan at some point between the ages of 19 and 21
That movie was goat, and Tom nailed it. Dont think I'd see it if Steven was in it
>>69299547
WELL THAN
I heard that Seagal trained former mercenary Motosada Mori and invented the CQC knife gun technique
>>69299547
He is a Buddha, I believe he could have lived multiple childhoods in his mind through the power of meditation
>>69299641
hes literally big boss
>>69297766
>easy... EASY
what did he mean by this?
>>69299547
are you the last samurai? how many Katanas do you own? is Seagal a god in Japan?
>>69299610
I agree 100%. I actually went to upvote your comment, lol. It's cause I have this and Reddit open on the same browser. (pic related)
>>69299545
The white or asian one?
>>69299764
white
>>69299752
>no gay sex with hats on tab
>no "how to screen shot" tab
I miss old /tv/
>>69297895
I read that as panini at first.
>>69299752
>all those digital content purchasing programs
good goy
>>69299545
Did he give you any details?
>>69298852
batts threads are the only ones worth saving. Seagal and bane threads are unmitigated cancer
>>69297766
there is so much in those sentences thats wrong and says so much about Seagal.
>Seagal seems to be under the impression of the last samurai actually being about a japanese samurai and not a westerner who learns about a different culture.
>this kinda indicates he thinks of himself as more asian than Tom Cruise for some reason.
>he also seems to think Samurai were tall people and not tiny asian men.
>he seems to think gay men cant play Samurai in a movie.
>He seems to think being gay is kinda at odds to Samurai in general.
>He thinks not liking a movie you havent seen is perfectly fine.
>>69297766
>He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai.
That's the... point? The story was about a foreigner going full weeb and witnessing the last moments of the last Samurai.
steven seagal doesn't understand the difference between real life and acting
>>69299871
found the poorfag
>>69300094
waste of money and funding da joos aside, they're using those "apps" to track you, you fool
>>69299880
Not really, I'll ask next time I work. He looks a lot like him, very similar hairstyle.
>>69299545
I hope it wasn't his pure japanese daughter(s?)
>>69299641
I heard he taught Anderson Silva his front kick.
>>69300019
With Seagal, there is no difference. his life IS a movie.
>>69300246
as long as they keep supplying that sweet sweet content, I don't care if theyre tracking me
>>69300945
Seagal was also a civilian (CIA) sniper instructor in Navy SEALs
He trained deadly sniper stuff to Chris Kyle. Steven being a humble warrior asked Kyle not to be credited in his book.
>>69301107
>I'm sorry, but It says here that you masturbate to cartoon pornography involving minors and post in extreme right-wing forums. We cannot hire you for this position. Please leave or I'll have to call security to remove you.
>>69301272
Did Steven also teach CIA legend Bill Wilson?
>>69301369
nope Steven being a man of honor and integrity stopped giving training for Government agencies due to the corrupted nature of Obama's government.
If Wilson would have been trained by Seagal he would have kicked Bane's big ass with no problem.
>>69301277
names TWO films where this happens
>>69301555
>stopped giving training for Government agencies due to the corrupted nature of th US government
he's literally Big Boss
>>69299493
He was in an all-black band in the 50's
>>69301621
Punished Punani
>>69301621
Bane trained himself by watching every Steven Seagal movie.
>>69297766
he's arguing the lack of realism and authenticity in a movie, but it's a movie. he's talking about actors. they act. they pretend to be something they're not. that's the whole point. i don't think he has a case here.
>>69302394
This, pretty much. Yeah, there's surely politics and money and jews and whatnot, but Cruise seems like an obvious choice over Seagull.
