anime edition
old >>69290833
Preston.
umbers will kill ramsay
xth for best girl
First for Trump being Azor Ahai
NEW MEME
xth for anime
TELL ME ABOUT DAYNE
WHY DID HE SPIN THE SWORDS?
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED KINGSGUARD
Duel wielding is completely fine in a show that has zombies, dragons, and rez flame wizards.
It's fucking fiction get over yourselves.
>>69291897
exquisite taste my friend
who else /vaguebusiness/ here?
>it's a "showfag proposes that dual wielding is advantageous versus multiple opponents" post
neck yourself
why was Gerold Hightower Lord Commander of the Kingsguard if he got so effortlessly killed by a northern second-born son
>>69291857
ANIME
Do any other shows on /tv/ have generals besides doctor who and GoT?
(farts) MEME
hehe
that one time that guy farted in the ScenE
heheh (fartS)))
The books were bad at this point but at least they had passable dialogue. The show now combines the pointlessly meandering plotlines of the books with the awful dialogue of D&D to form something completely unwatchable. I'm done.
>>69291857
>anime
LISTEN UP YOU FUCKING AUTISTS
I HEARD THERE ARE SPOILERS FOR THE ENTIRE SEASON, WHERE ARE THEY?!?!
I AM REALLY GRATEFUL AND WOULD SUCK YOUR COCK, IF I WAS GAY, BUT I'M NOT. SO I CAN'T, SORRY!
>she will never revive you and be your wifey
jdimsa
>>69291953
>it's a "showfag thinks that greatswords are huge, awkward and heavy like in the video games" post
>>69291956
Why does Rooney start for England?
Shaggydog dead :'(
Why did Dayne say the same line as Mance? I am assuming we are supposed to think Howland will use some magic to bring him back to life and take him to the wall? But if Howland is Mance why not do something with it when he was alive? And why would a kings guard become a freedom loving libertarian type?
Someone please explain its left me so confused.
>>69291989
You'll suck what I tell you to suck you cunt
>>69291913
>Jon and Ramsay will meet outside of Winterfell before the bastardbowl
>Jon and Ramsay will sit down in horse cart facing each other
>They start heading to Winterfell
>Ramsay will explain his plan to Jon
>Before halfway of the journey, Ramsay is finished and they will spend rest of the journey facing each other in awkward silence
>>69291990
>not having carice resurrect your dick right now
Fag. Bet you like Arya too.
his watch has ended ladies, form a line.
>>69292001
I mean if Dayne is Mance
???
How can showfags defend this episode's Tyrion scene?
>>69291975
(define scene (lambda () "farts"))
(display (scene))
=>farts
>>69291991
b-but greatswords are heavy clumsy baseball bats, I saw it in my favorite anime!
best girl getting red again
>>69291956
that was Oswell Whent. still doesn't make much sense considering he was Kingsguard, but it wasn't the White Bull.
Gerold is probably still in the Tower and Ned will kill him in part 2 of the flashback
How fucked would Ned be if the Kingsguard wore proper plate armour and not half assed crap with the neck, face and arms exposed?
>>69291913
[NEW MEME UNLOCKED]
>>69292040
Nah, it's Bronn
>>69291945
There's nothing about the world of Game of Thrones that should effect the efficiency of real world martial arts. It's just stupid
>that will never be your dick
kill me...
>>69292040
Lady Stoneheart this season lads.
>>69291857
>>69291918
>>69291959
>>69291987
ASOIAF is perfect anime material actually
>Characters with unusual hair and eye colour
>Teenager characters
>Fantasy setting
>Edgy dialogues
>Brooding, emo main character, despite multiple hot women throwing themselves at him
>it's a D&D have no source material to work with episode
I saw Carice van Houten at my house in Amsterdam yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shitposting, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I tried to leave my property in the garden I saw her trying to conduct some business while being really vague about it.
The police officer on the street was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Miss, you need to register that at the KvK first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and showed him each of her breasts in alternating fashion.
When he took out his notepad and started writing the fine for indecent exposure, she stopped him and told him to mention each offense individually and said something about “Kutjebotsen,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he had written down all his fines and gave them to her and started to say the total amount she needed to pay, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.
>>69291990
DAT EYES
>>69291956
he had no one watching his back
>>69292041
Tyrion scenes are honestly the most cringeworthy scenes, worse than snek scenes even
if you change the swords for lightsabers it looks just like a fight from star wars prequels
Arara? My watch has ended.
just finished the ep
Holy shit that faggy tower of joy battle
I'm so glad I'm not a book reader by now
>>69292085
Daenerys isn't a lesbian.
>>69291857
Is Got the best anime out there?
>>69292040
ahahaha! I tort this was bronn! but it could be the black fish! you are a smart one sir
YOU HAVE 17 SECONDS TO NAME SOMETHING THE SHOW HAS DONE BETTER THAN THE BOOK
>>69292057
not fucked at all, armor never works unless in the rare case writers decide its convenient for the plot
>>69292070
It's fiction you stupid autist who gives a fuck. The armor, weapons, combat scenes, it doesn't have to be 100% authentic. I thought we'd be over this with the 20 good men fiasco but apparently you people won't stop bitching about the admittedly shitty writing.
>>69292108
TUTURU
>>69292124
Shireen
>>69292117
then why has she fucked girls?
>>69292095
best girl
best milf
best wife
>>69292105
Worse bro, the prequels were over-choreographed, this fight was just garbage
>>69292117
She let one of her hand maidens finger her and suck on her nipple.
>>69292124
melissandre tiddies
>>69291989
BUMP!!!!!
>>69292124
Tyrion plotline after patricide
Penny was some awful shit
>>69291990
I´m really happy because she has restoring the faith again.
>>69291998
Because the FA made a decision that Rooney breaking the goalscoring record was more important than creating a cohesive team.
Was this a question that was supposed to be answered?
>>69292118
>the meme was invented in time for this episode to air
IT'S A KIND OF MAAAGIC
>>69292124
you don't have to read words
>>69292124
Also the books are shit
grrm is an sjw hack who got shae the role because she fucked him
he's never going to finish the books because he's already jewed everybody
>>69292108
>>69291882
Chad will go crazy with Dayne. I can't wait to watch his video
>>69292127
>It's supposed to be bad! Stop criticizing it! You're just mad!
Showfags would be alright if they weren't so delusional.
>>69292124
Post-Tywin Tyrion.
Bronn.
http://s1.webmshare.com/994MW.webm
(link for sound and slightly better quality)
>>69292124
Tower of joy scene
>>69291913
Woah. Nice.
So it is basically confirmed that Lyanna gave birth to twins and Meera is Jon's twin, right?
>>69292161
>>69292117
One time doesn't make her gay.
>>69292148
>best milf
She isn´t you fuckin cunt
JUST
can you explain for me the point of a protracted sword fight action scene in a flashback where we already know the outcome?
>>69292184
Meme magic is real
>>69292078
I thought for sure they'd tease it at the and and have the lyanna stark scene tied up on mother's day but I guess that's next week with the 5 minutes extra long episode
>>69292001
It's using existing dialogue to create a greater link between Ned and Jon so when R+L=J is revealed the minds of all will be blown.
I imagine that's what D+D said when doing it.
fucking NIGGERS
>>69292207
she is pregnant
read some fukin news faggot
>>69292117
she's bi
>>69292117
Dany isn't the main hero. Have you noticed that even when Jon was a corpse he got more screen time than her this season?
>>69292207
Fuck you faggot. You're wrong and probably gay too.
GEE
Memes aside, you do realize pycelle just shat himself?
>>69292040
Doubt Blackfish would be able to walk into a Lannister camp.
He's not Ramsay after all.
>>69292239
who impregnated her?
TFW NO ONE WILL TELL ME WHERE THE SEASON SPOILERS ARE : (
GOOD BYE CRUEL WORLD
STOP KILLING THE PET WOLVES YOU SICK BASTARDS
>>69292170
>Tyrion plotline after patricide
yeah, why waste time with an interesting plot that sees Varys revealed as a mastermind with a plan to shake the entire foundation of Westeros (that has been first glimpsed way back in season 1)?
Let's just make Tyrion and Varys retarded and support the dumbest character in the entire series
>>69292214
THE THRILL OF SEEING THE GREATEST SWORDSMAN IN WESTEROS
>DABID SHOULD WE HAVE A SKILLED SWORDSMAN WIELD ONE SWORD WELL OR TWO SWORDS BADLY?
>BAD PUSSY BAD PUSSY!
>>69292264
Stannis.
![f1RnTDb[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/oqcPzGO.png "f1RnTDb[1].png")
>>69292245
There are 3 "main heroes" and Dany is unfortunately one of them.
>undead
>hangs people
Lord Stoneheart confirmed
>>69292245
They don't want to rush her story. They're taking their time with her.
>>69292252
And what did that add to the story, that a simple facial expression couldn't?
I bet they did that because his actor asked for his character to be less stupid and old.
>>69292264
Me.
Show Jaime didn't even bother asking why Cersei was imprisoned. This makes no sense, his character development has been stagnant ever since season 4. Do he knows he was cucked by Lancel? Does he even cares?
![Game.of.Thrones.S06E03.720p.HDTV.x264-AVS.mkv_snapshot_50.23_[2016.05.09_15.48.13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nWCTR8O.jpg "Game.of.Thrones.S06E03.720p.HDTV.x264-AVS.mkv_snapshot_50.23_[2016.05.09_15.48.13].jpg")
>tfw i don't even remember who the fuck this dude is.and i don't care
>>69292239
Reading about the lives of celeries is not ''news'', you dumb cunt.
>>69292273
nice dragon
>>69292273
>interesting plot
No
> that sees Varys revealed as a mastermind with a plan to shake the entire foundation of Westeros
That's not Tyrion
>>69292170
WHEREVER WHORES GOOOOO
Don encode is out
THE MEME OF THE MORNING
>>69292264
Guy Pierce.
>>69292196
>http://s1.webmshare.com/994MW.webm
10/10
>>69292278
I don't get it.
>>69292124
>>69292296
>showfags don't care about Dolorous Edd
man, you guys are pleb as pleb can be.
>>69292296
One of jon's fanboys
>>69292309
I wonder if Tyrion is going to see her again in the books.
>>69292273
I am a huge bookfag but Tyrion's plot is shit, Young Griff is shit and you're an idiot.
What's the point of arya's arc? She's becoming an assassin to get revenge on walder Frey and cersei and if not, of she truly becomes a faceless man then there's no point in her even being a character. I just don't get it.
>>69292325
Arya sounds like 'are you'
>>69292325
>Are you stuck
It's really damn bad and the creator should kill him/her/xir/zerself
>And now it begins
>Naoh, nao it ENDS
Who the FUCK writes this shit?
Remember tyrion walking around last season and saw a red priestess who looked at him. Did anything come of that?
>>69292354
and who
>>69292322
I bet he just saw an episode of her naked one day and decided he wanted to fuck her full time.
>>69292345
she'll get sent to kill Sansa or something only to realize who she is and come back
>>69292239
and? she is not yet a milf retard
>>69292299
you're one dumb pussy.
Anybody got the pic of Ned carrying baby Jon in a harness outside the ToJ?
How come the kingsguard was acting under orders of Rhaegar. Shoudnt they all be at Aerys' side?
>>69292252
Do you think it was part of his act?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMXJlUIQP94
why does he have a scar on his face?
no one stabbed him in the face
>>69292231
Real season ranking
1>3>4>2>6>5
>>69292368
George RR Martin.
Can somebody tell me why Ramsay getting Rickon is beneficial for him? i'm kind of an idiot
so Drake just confirmed he as a cameo on the fourth ep, where will he appear?
>>69292377
Stop baiting me for replies, nigger.
>>69292384
JUST
>>69292354
>>69292357
Jesus ...
>>69292384
Because he's PUNISHED SNOW
>>69292344
Yeah, this desu. Love the books, but if you think that Griff thing is going anywhere besides destabilizing the south/bringing stone plague to Westeros you're living in a fantasy land. It's pretty blatant that GRRM fucked himself with Dany/Mereen and has had to go to great lengths to try to bring things back together. Should have used an outline, fat man.
>>69292384
Because he's Punished Jon now
How could any person not love Carice? Or Melisandre? Best girl, best actress, best character, books and show. Melly and Carice are better than this show.
>>69292400
he needs a new Reekon
>>69292385
literally this.
there's a power-gap between 2 and 6 though
>>69291913
Good photoshopping bro. Saved
requestiong that someone take the aria training scenes and put the southpark montage song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIAX72wLTe4
>>69292040
It's Bronn fucking with Podrick
>>69292384
he gets attacked by the wargs pet hawk in season 3 or 4
>>69292380
That's one of the many questions that people have about ToJ. Also one of the many question the anime battle last episode didn't answer.
>>69292400
he will make Rickon marry Osha (Osha will become Stark) and then kill Rickon and marry Osha himself (becomes king in the north)
>>69292368
This one's fresh from the books.
>>69292376
I have a feeling she will kill someone important like Dany.
>>69292412
>Jesus ...
What does 'stark' mean in english?
It's confirmed.
The sneks really have taken over the entirety of Dorne.
no one ever responds to my posts
everyone else gets to have fun
>>69292384
So, why doesnt he bleed from the open wounds on his chest and belly?
>>69292345
She's becoming a "deus ex machina" plot device for JRRM
Season 4 is a great season.
>>69292384
Hardhome? I dunno
>>69292440
Because that's how you become the king.
>>69292380
Aerys was literally insane and Rhaegar was planning to usurp his father after the war was won anyone. And he was friends with some people on the kingsguard. Jamie was with Aerys anyway.
>>69292440
simbly ebic ;D
>>69292446
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/stark
>>69292462
Here (You) go
>>69292380
I never noticed this.
They seem so damn committed to their oaths but they're not near their king. Maybe Aerys died first so they went with the next in line?
>>69292148
most thirsty, ie: you
>>69292108
And i just rewound it too
>>69292477
anyway*
>>69292124
Bronn
The conversations between Robert and Cersei about the Dothraki's chances of invading Westeros, and Lyanna
The Battle of the Blackwater
Arya's Harrenhal arc
Theon beheading Rodrik Cassel
Where will Jon even go? he can't justspend a bunch of episodes moping until someone convinces him to march on winterfell.
>>69292368
>>69292388
>>69292441
i was under the impression some lines were missing in Ned's dream
i mean who the fuck follows up
>i wish you good fortune in the wars to come
with
>and now it begins
what the fuck does it mean?
>>69292196
you fucker
She doesn't really buy the no one bullshit does she? i mean she wanted to be an assassin to kill the people on her list didn't she?
>>69292380
>all the known Targaryen's are dead
>next in line would have been Rhaegar's kid
>pregnant Lyanna at TOJ
why would they be at ToJ?
you just KNOW
>>69292526
oh god pls no more memes
>>69292015
You forgot
>soundtrack will intensify in the background for the second half of the trip
>"WHOOOOOAAAAAHHHHH, WHOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"
>>69292431
It's on par with playing the song from Starvin Marvin in Space for when Dany is riding on Drogon with the shitty CGI.
>>69292417
This nigga gets it. ""Aegon"" is a Blackfyre or just some Essos slut's son. Aegon's invasion and the stone AIDS will help bring Dany back and feed the Other army. Aegon and Griff will die, no doubt about it. Hopefully very soon.
>>69292468
I don't think it counts as deux ex machina if he's been writing about her since the beginning.
>>69292380
I think it's because they were all sent to war with Rhaegar, and he told them to go to ToJ. Not sure of timeline, maybe KL had already been sacked by that time. Maybe they just thought the Mad King could go fuck himself.
>>69292124
The Hound
>>69292539
you know nothing
>>69292526
>and now it begins
>what the fuck does it mean?
The wars to come begin
Duh
>>69292506
Or, and hear me out, Rhaegar knew he wasn't the chosen one and kidnapped lyanna for his papito Aerys to impregnate. Jon is Aerys son and Dany's brother.
>>69292385
1 > 2 > 3 > 4 > 5 > 6
So Arya is really no one now. The water would kill her otherwise right?
@69292462
you're not getting me with this pity you beg
WHY WON'T YOU FAGS TELL ME WHERE THE SPOILERS FOR THE SEASON ARE?!
: (
>>69292294
it's because there's no reason to put extra dialogue about what the viewer already knows happened
>>69292504
>Physically strong or powerful
Literally the german 'stark' (pronounced shtark)
>>69292560
Nope. It's all just a ruse
>>69291882
STILL REFRESHING THE PRESTON PAGE
>>69292539
>Apple
BASED
>>69292539
Who's on the left? I like her cheekbones.
>>69292345
She will keep dodging death by the skin of her teeth, until she becomes an uber faceless woman... just to die a meaningless death near the end of the series after being raped by a dragon.
Then the dragon will turn up to be her mentor. And then it will turn that it is actually her Uncle and that Ben has been fucking with the seven kingdoms all along.
>>69292533
a girl has no list.
>>69292526
they talked about Jaime Lannister in the dream and about how is an oathbreaker
What D&D don't seem to realise is that it was a DREAM, not 100% accurate to what happened that day
>>69292533
She won't ever truly become No One since she has Needle hidden away
>>69292566
In Spain.
>>69292539
She fucked Rose? Kutjebotsen?
>>69292124
Hard home.
>>69292533
Of courshe.
>"It took forever to resurrect him, forever!" van Houten revealed. "I think I washed his body 50 times. There would be a lot of people who would be very jealous, including my mother and sister. I was joking about that with
>Harington himself added. "I'm in a warm room, which is unusual for me ... [The experience was] very weird, like a teenage boy's wet dream. You're laying there naked and Carice van Houten is washing you."
How lewd
>>69292566/r/freefolk
>Rory Mccann soon
>>69291857
Notice how the scenes starts with the Kingsguard wearing cloaks, then they're like "fuck that".
>>69292539
you JUST know
>>69292384
Orells bird goes rampage after Jon kills the warg.
>>69292553
shouldn't be
>and now they begin
then?
TELL
>>69292571
>Arya so retarded she drinks water she thinks will kill her if shes not no one, while knowing shes not no one, on the off chance its a ruse
Sounds about right
>>69292599
>some permavirgins and redditors have never had their whole body washed by Carice 50 times
How do you people live with yourselves?
>>69292583
>What D&D don't seem to realise is that it was a DREAM, not 100% accurate to what happened that day
>the treenet couldn't fathom how the Sword of the Morning solo'd 4 guys so they had to add another sword to it
It all makes sense
>>69291929
Now it begins, brother. The Blood and Fire Rise!
>>69292599
Did it take 50 times because Kit kept gunging on himself?
>>69292586
>>69292596
okay so how did she survive the cyanide well?
alliser went out like a motherfucker
>>69292526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqv-UtJQk5Q
>>69292621
Kitt just invest in some RDJ moon boots, the memes would be unreal
>>69292380
It makes no sense. Some crappy outfit the KG is. Only one dude to guard the king and he literally stabs the person he is sworn to protect in the back.
Did anyone watch the after the episode thing with Dabid?
Seems like they hate Dany and misunderstood Ned completely.
I can live with that.
>>69292615
Maybe it's the fortune that begins
Since they have a war now
Between 6 people
- im the best girl on show
-. no u're not, bitch
- i lost my cock.
Why did Thorne wait until after Davos found and collected Jon's body to want the body in his posession? I thought when it first happened they left him there till morning so no one would be blamed but Thorne admitted it was him anyways.
I know the plot has to move forward but fuck that was so lazy
>>69292639
Yeah that was pretty cool.
I just hate how ugly his face is, he looks so british.
>>69292124
"You were the brother I chose"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Qr8lfdXnFs
Someone post the Dabid meme FFS
I don't understand who made the fart noise? Was it Cersei?
>>69292630
no naow it ends
>>69292636
Maybe she does belive it temporarily
Maybe the well can be rused like a lie detector
>>69292621
>>69292559
>putting sand sneks the season above anthing
5 will always be the worst season ever. Only good thing was hardhome.
>>69292659
You can do better than that.
>>69292666
Because Jon's stabbing in the books was very different.
>>69292657
Yeah, their explanation for the Ned scene was kind of retarded. I don't see how Ned is less honorable because Howland stabbed the dude in the back. What the fuck is Ned supposed to do there?
>>69292646
He does already wear them.
>>69292678
It's already been on r/4chan I'm sure.
>>69292546
>I don't think it counts as deux ex machina if he's been writing about her since the beginning.
It is (in my opinion) because he's making her a character that won't follow the limitations of the other characters: magic powers that will let her kill anyone anywhere without consequences.
>>69292649
Jaime gives his reasons for the oathbreaking.
Three of the KG were sent to lead the royal army at the Trident.
Three were ordered to retrieve Rhaegar from the Tower and then were ordered to stay.
>>69292657
This is really how the dutch navy dresses? Don't they all have to share the coat?
Why didn't he burn them? Rhllor still hungers. Gotta show some gratitude man.
also
>this is good meat. Feed em to the Thenns.
>Le "talk about someone as they walk up behind you" meme
>A fucking fart joke
All in the space of 5 seconds. Just when I thought it couldnt get any more pathetic they pull this total bullshit. Im dont get triggered often (unlike a lot of autists here) but jesus christ that fucking fart joke has pushed me over the line. Im actually mad that these people tihnk that it works. They actually think this show deserves a fucking fart joke. Jesus fucking Christ
who ///PATROL/// here?
what did you do on patrol today, /tv/?
who did you capture on patrol today, /tv/?
>>69292533
she's no one because she's good at lying about being no one
>>69292380
Because after Rhaegar dies and Aerys too, Lyanna's child would have been the next in line.
This way the viewer knows the baby's not a bastard.
>>69292539
>>69292539
I wouldn't mind getting cucked by Khal Drogo
he's badass
>>69292691
Can't help it senpai, badpussy got me.
>>69291991
My Archeology professor once told me about sly fuckers selling fake swords, knowing that plebs think all swords were heavy as shit and Medieval people were all Supermen.
>Now it begins
>>69292463
Maybe the implication is that the wounds were only bleeding him out and missed most vitals. When he died the blood hardened on the surface and for the moment are sealed.
Where the fuck was Hightower
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDCGoVqKSjc
How many times was "little birds" said last night. It felt like they said it 10 times in two scenes.
>>69292400
Prevents Rickon being used as the figurehead for a Northern revolt against the Boltons, and is a useful hostage if Jon/Sansa try anything
I HAVE A ZWEIHANDER IN MY PANTS
So what's next for Punished "Davos, I'm already a Stark" Snow?
