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ITT: Times when the bad guy won
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>>69285302
Who is this?
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>>69285318
Champion of Australian hipsters. He just won some tv awards for being one of something like 7 hosts on the worst news/current-affairs/commie-circlejerks on Australian tv.

He's not particularly charismatic or entertaining from what I've seen. The whole show he's involved in, 'the project,' is utter shit. Look at how badly they fuck up this interview with Johnny Rotten:

https://youtu.be/N4ZmopI-GUQ

All our tv is pretty shit though. We have maybe 2 channels that deserve to exist.
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he's brown Wil Anderson

what logie categories did he win?
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>>69285302
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>>69285649

>wins Most Popular TV Presenter award
>champion of Hipsters

Just stick to saying 'cuçk' you retard, at least you maybe, sorta know what that word means.
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>>69285868
>sorta know what that word means
Does it mean you, Mustafa?
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>Majority of people vote him the best presenter

>Proceeds to give speech that those same People are racist because there ain't enough Muslims like himself on TV and not enough muslims being allowed to immigrate in

If he wants to fucking live in Saudi Arabia then he can go live in Saudi Arabia
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>>69285302
Australian racism is over!

We can no longer banter about abos or muzzos or lebbos or anyos!
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>We can defeat the terrorists by not getting mad at each other
Lmao terrorists do not give a fuck. They believe, based on their doctrine, that if they die killing you, they will be rewarded. That is their only goal. The only way we will defeat terrorism is by reforming the faith and empowering voices inside and outside of the Islamic community to enact reform. Every week some person in the middle east is executed for preaching civil rights and reform within Islam. Waleed and his cronies created a vacuum in Australian politics by equating anyone who wants a diplomatic discussion with right winged bigots. So now the only people who can criticise Islam are the far right. His kind ruined political discourse in this country. Fuck him. Fuck his smug show.
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>>69285947
>unironically being a "fuck off, we're full!" bogan
fucking priceless
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>>69286003
>in this country
Get out tripfag, Australia is for anons.
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>>69285302
does this ever happen in movies more than 5 people care about?
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>>69286029
>he's not "fuck off we're full"
kill yourself
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>>69286029
t. Melbourne/Sydney cuck
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>it's another muffin unironically thinks someone gives the slightest shit about his tripfag opinions with a long-winded treatise on a subject he has no understanding of episode
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>>69286270
Ambiguous/grey type-endings aren't too uncommon but I don't know about bad guys straight-up winning.
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>listening to the j's onsite at smoko today
>"in what's being called a win for diversity, waleed aly has taken out this year's gold logie"

what happened to people being judged on their own merit and not the colour of their skin? why do they even need to connect this to diversity?
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>>69285968

>implying you can't have funny banter with your black friends.

Do you have any friends m8?
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how is an award for best presenter the top award in australia?

what the fucking hell good is a presenter?
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>It's so hard being a brown guy on TV
>wins award because he's brown

The cognitive dissonance of the left is hilarious and depressing at the same time
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>>69286748
I'm really not sure what lee lin chin has done except wear quirky clothes

Why was she even nominated?
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Since this is just Ausfag tv general:
>Four Lions - 9:25 Tonight SBS2
>Tokyo Tribe - 8:30 Wed SBS2
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>>69286965
>>Four Lions - 9:25 Tonight SBS2
quite possibly THE most overated film by /tv/
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>>69286965
I don't watch TV except for the footy sometimes. Try to forget I live in this hellhole
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Walkbro should have won it
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>Glance at Jaws on TV
>They cut out the scenes where the shark eats people
>The boat captain just disappears from the movie and the whole scene is gone
Australian television, not even once.
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>>69287008
No, that's Her.
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>>69286826

Regressive Lefties make me laugh.

If anything most of the acting industry within Aus has gone full blown cultural Marxist.
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>>69286305
The Melbourne cucks spread to Sydney? How long until they migrate and hit Darwin?
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>>69287180
Already here in Adelaide

I know some personally
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>>69287218
Can you contain them? We like being able to rag on abos and muzzies up here
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>>69285925

Wouldn't Mustafa be the bull in this cucking senario?
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>>69286965
ty fampai
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>>69286965

>not watching Louis Theroux's autism special to gain insight into your favourite Bengali permaculture chain-letter forum.
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>>69287560
It's on tv practically every week.
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>>69287048
Australian TV is only good for sports and that's it they don't invest enough in good television to much fucking reality TV and nonsense .
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>>69285302
Holy shit OP
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>Non-aboriginal Australians in this thread are complaining about immigration

O am I laffin.
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>>69288270

>tfw googlebox won an award for Best Factual Program

It's over, between that and Waleed no wonder Reg Grundy carked it.
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>>69288435

>tfw googlebox won an award for Best Factual Program

Fucking what

What facts? It's just a show about people spouting their own opinions on television shows. How's that factual.
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>>69285302

He did nothing wrong you racist white boy
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>>69288370
Except we didn't immigrate you dirty we coon. We won.
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>>69288370
Immigration isn't a game that can be won in a world of 7 billion people and counting. We're all going to die unless we acknowledge that population growth, in all its forms, is a pyramid scheme.
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WWII

Aziz Ansari
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>>69286748
>implying triple j isn't just leftist rhetoric playing shit music
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>>69286748
>>69288903
>listening to any station other than 103.5 FM
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>>69285302
such a punchable face
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>>69288370
White immigration fucked over the aboriginals, why would they in turn want to be fucked over?

Same with Americans and the American natives. It's idiotic to think they should want the same thing to happen to them.

In fact this is worse because it's not like the invading immigrants are forcing themselves on the west, the west are doing it to themselves.
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>>69288734
>WWII
Oh please

Yes we all hate SJWs but the nazis were fucking idiots.
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>>69287180
>Tfw all the mega sjw cucks I know moved to Melbourne

feels good man
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>>69289078
cuck
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>>69285302
He's the only non-insufferable person on the project. Shit show regardless. But seriously there's not much to hate about Waleed other than the fact he's muslim if you're a /pol/tard.
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>>69289130
He's the most insufferable person on the project. At least the other retards don't have a messiah complex.

I MEAN COME ON.
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>>69286958
epic dead pan newsreader with lipstick meme
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>>69285683
Most annoying Muslim
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>>69285302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J_OI9yTgs0

Shaun Micallef had the best speech.
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>>69289315
What did he mean by this?
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>>69285302

Jesus christ, could a fucking ugly mug like that exist without affirmative action?

Only upside was seeing his wife. Champion of liberal feminist uni students everywhere dragging around his slave woman in a sack. Charming.
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>>69289315
legendary
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>>69286029

>unironically defending The Project and the cognitive dissonance of friendlyjordies fans.
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>>69289130

He's also a low information facebook liberal.

But then again...It's The Project. What else would you expect.

It's like The Footy Show minus the jokes and news.
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>>69289315

The Government needs to stop propping up Australian TV and let it die.
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>>69289422
minus the footy too? So nothing like it.
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>>69285302
>>69286533
Watchmen kinda. But all in all he was chaotic good/neutral...
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>>69289474
I don't even think that there's anybody you could call a bad guy in Watchmen.
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>>69289450
>the footy show
>footy
nope
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>>69285302
Holy fuck op i was just thinking this cunt annoys the fuck out of me like no other.

Full pasty white panel, spends hes whole time trying to apologies and force islam as peaceful and run talks about how racist people are and how islamophobic and how we should all get along. This cunt holding 2 logies ( even tho they are dog turd ) annoys me to no end.
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>>69289130
He's a self-righteous smug SJW, what's there to like?
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>>69285302
>Times when the bad guy won
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II
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>>69289450

>A panel of retards saying retarded shit so retards can nod along at home and say "I agree"

Exactly the same.
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>>69289529

>Come to a country

>Talk shit about your hosts non stop

>Get an award for your bravery

Australians are cucks.
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>>69289609
I hate it so much. My faggot left-wing friends insist Australia is a right-wing dominated country but shit like this happens all the fucking time. Just the other day a bunch of poor cunts at my university got sued because we have a fucking "indigenous only computer lab" a guy used and was kicked out of. He then made a status about it on facebook, which was something along the lines of "QUT now has unlabelled indigenous only computer labs. Glad to see they're fighting segregation with segregation." He and the people that commented on the status all got suspended from the university and are now being sued as well. It makes me fucking fume. Hooray for equality.
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>>69289609

or you could, you know, spend less than 10 seconds and find out where he was born and not sound like a retard
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>>69289315
I fucking love him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6g6gb0wRu0
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>>69289833
He'll never be "Australian" as long as his name is Aly Waleed and he is a Muslim

Your passport does not define your culture and heritage
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>>69289903
You are quite simply wrong. If you are born in Australia, live your whole life in Australia, know Australians, love Australia, you are Australian. Hate to assume things but, you're american aren't you? You don't get it, it's not being a cuck, it's accepting that our country is big enough for more than just white people, even if we are the supreme race.
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>>69289130
> non-insufferable person on the project
Bullshit.
Bickmore is just as smug as he is, but the others usually know their place and don't take themselves too seriously.
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>>69289955
>If you are born in Australia, live your whole life in Australia, know Australians, love Australia, you are Australian.

Nah.
People are w/e they want to be and have been for near on half a century.
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>>69289558
underrated
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>>69289833

>Where he was born

How is that relevant?

He's not British by ethnicity, therefore he's never really going to be Australian.

Furthermore, he's Muslim, which again means he can't really be Australian.

Jesus Achmed, get it together.
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>>69289955
No, Australian

The only people who can claim to be Australian are Aboriginals and Europeans

Anyone else is an X-Australian, and as long as our current institutions and Zeitgeist exists, they will always be an X-Australian

Australia was never a "Melting Pot" (Even though that term was meant to uniquely refer to the diversity of EUROPEAN cultures in the US, not Global multiculturalism), It was founded by the British, for the British. Other non-British Europeans can still claim to be Australian because they are of the same race and have been completely and wholly assimilated into British-Australian culture
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>>69290005
same as that Toyota ad with the asian father, I can't help but feel that using asians in ads is a bit of a meme in 2016 given that they've been migrating for decades now
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>>69290138
I want to smell her armpits.
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>>69289955

Actually you're quite simply wrong.

To be "Australian" you need to be of British heritage. Otherwise you're living with a prefix like "Greek" or "Italian" Australian. Nothing wrong with that, but you're still only partially Australian in the real sense.

To be TECHNICALLY Australian, which Wally Waleedy is, you do not have to be born in Australia, you do not have to live your whole life here, you do not have to know Australians (although it would be hard not to) and you certainly do not have to love Australia. As evidenced by the many migrants and Australian citizens who loathe this country and it's anglo-saxon derived culture.

>it's accepting that our country is big enough for more than just white people, even if we are the supreme race.

It's not really. We're stretch at 20 million. Maybe if the Irish lay off for a few years and the Chinese find easier to obtain McDegrees in New Zealand we'll have more room.
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Didn't fucking Scott Cam win it last year? Pretty meaningless.
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>>69290138

Considering the only minorities of any significant size in Australia are the Asians, it makes sense.

What doesn't make sense is the constant attention the Muslim community draws to itself and the constant pandering we afford it despite them being a statistically irrelevant portion of the population.
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>>69289903
>>69290074

settle down Stormfront, the first """quote""" was


>Come to a country

it was demonstrably wrong.

also: you have to go back ====>/pol/
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>>69290210

>Logies

>"Pretty" meaningless

That's being pretty generous tbqh
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>>69290191
To be australian you have to love the country and claim you're australian.
Examples:

>Mel gibson
>Leo sawyer
>The BeeGees
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>>69290261

It's no demonstrably wrong.

His parents are migrants.
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>>69290291

No you don't.

You can say you hate the country and everything it stands for.

See half of Lakemba.

Also, see Waleed Aly who still thinks we're to blame for Islamic terrorism (not surprising considering he's Sunni).
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>>69290307

the first mention of his parents was by you, just then.
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>>69289369
>Only upside was seeing his wife. Champion of liberal feminist uni students everywhere dragging around his slave woman in a sack.
Glad I wasn't the only one who enjoyed the irony of this.
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>le epic monologue rant for the upvotes man
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>>69290350
Yes. Those cunts in lakemba have no money to leave but best believe they would.
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>>69290378

...I don't understand what you're getting at?

He's Egyptian. His parents are from Egypt.

Unless you believe simply being born in a geographic location makes you a part of the local ethnicity?

Technically it might do - but then, you weren't talking technicalities when you listed a bunch of requirements for being Australian that you technically don't have to adhere to at all.
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>>69286958

diversity
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>>69290417

Plenty of them have money and want to leave, but we don't let them unfortunately.

Lots of them want to stay and, like mr Aly continue practicing and promoting their odd ideological beliefs here.

They also dress really badly, unlike Mormons.
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>>69290449

what I'm getting at is your argument boils down to your feelings rather than laws that were defined before your parents were born. That somehow someone isn't from Australia despite the fact he's from Australia by every single metric apart from your emotional opinion.
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>>69286748

If we don't diversify our culture we will never get strong.

For instance; Australia was a homogenous British culture for a 100 years.

We didn't manage a single civil war. Not one. We didn't even have widespread religious persecution or political violence.

Luckily we're importing many young people from all around the globe who have expertise in socially destabilizing violence and dismantling functioning societies.

Now, if we didn't have this diversity, we would just keep peacefully advancing as a nation. While these other countries whose populations we are diversifying ourselves with would simply fade into historical obscurity.

This would leave us with an empty playing field. This would be boring for audiences.

Think of it like the salary cap in Rugby.
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>Americans and Jews won WWII

there, the bad guys won and they shaped history for the worse.
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>>69285302
Waleed just seems like a smug cunt.
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>>69290581

These aren't feelings.

>That somehow someone isn't from Australia despite the fact he's from Australia by every single metric apart from your emotional opinion.

Hmmm. Maybe you're right.

Can you explain why we don't use this rhetoric on Aboriginals then?

I mean, if we're all native Australians regardless of our ethnic origin, then what claim do they have to this claptrap about being natives?

Maybe The Panel can clear this up for me.
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>>69290640

I don't mind the smug.

It's the "Oh my god, why can't we have peace and tolerance and acceptance (btw I hate you white people)" two faced aspect that irritates me.
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>>69290645
>I mean, if we're all native Australians regardless of our ethnic origin, then what claim do they have to this claptrap about being natives?
Because aborigines literally means natives.
North American Aboriginies are indians and eskimos.
South american abos are gauchos and shit.
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>>69290645

they are emotions, that's all you've got. He's a naturalised citizen.

Then you bring up "natives" a completely different concept, fortunately there's a lot of these photos.
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>>69290716

Oh.

So we're not natives then? Being born in a geographic location doesn't make you inherently native?

Got it.

>>69290739

>He's a naturalized citizen

Well no, he's just a citizen. He didn't move here. He was born here.

>Natives
>A completely different concept

No...I'm fairly certain that was you. You said he was "Australian" by virtue of being born here. That ethnicity is irrelevant. Which would mean being British, yet being born here, is irrelevant as to whether you are native.

It's funny, because you can't think straight because these concepts are emotionally troubling to you.
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>>69286533
In No Country for Old Men Chigurh gets the money and in Zodiac the killer isn't caught.
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>>69290814

>natives
>I'm fairly certain that was you.

where did I bring that term up? I didn't, and your concept of "native" is at odds with dictionary definitions.

And emotionally troubling to me? You're obviously seething m8, get less triggered by The Logies in the future
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>>69285318
He's an Australian TV host on a panel of 5 or something on a shitty "news" show.

All he really does is defend Islam when there's a terrorist attack, as if the criticism of Islam is the worst thing about the attack.
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>>69290962

>your concept of natives

It's your concept, not mine.

You keep saying he's Australian because of some arbitrary factors you made up that have no basis in reality.

I know it hurts your head to simultaneously try and defend backwards conservative nutjobs like Waleed Aly while trying to rationalize it as being liberal and tolerant, but don't take it out on /tv/.
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>>69291022

Every single time;

>Now, it could have been white people who did this, let's not rush to judgement

>Okay, turns out it was Sunni Muslims again

>Did you know Sunni Muslims killed tons of Sunni Muslims in Turkmenistaanajibi last week and no one cared?

>But when they killed your parents all of a sudden you're upset?

>That's the media (the other evil media - the one that doesn't win logies or appear on TV) manipulating you

>Also, I have no evidence for this assertion, but since Islam is the religion of peace, the only way this could have happened is if Muslims were brutalized by White Devils - So you better watch your fucking mouths or it could happen here, white devils

>Le Repost Ebin Upvote Maybe That Chick With The Glasses And Hitler Youth Haircut Will Let Me Talk To Her If She Sees How Tolerant I Am Of People Spitting In My Face

Anyway, he and his fans are still better than people who aren't middle aged housewives who watch and enjoy Karl Stefanovic.
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>>69291078

my opinions of Aly and his beliefs are nonexistent, and once again I haven't said a single word about "natives", we are talking citizenship which you are saying has "no basis in reality". If your argument has suddenly turned into "laws aren't real maaaan, society is just a construct." then, well.
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how do we fix australian tv?
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>>69291272

>We are talking about citizenship

No, you are.

Way to shift dem goalpoasts Karl.

>society is just a construct maaaaaan

Says the retard who believes arbitrary nonsense like "Living here most of your life", "Loving This Land Maaan" have any basis in reality when determining citizenship.

Jesus, I know you love the BMC, but give it a break.
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>>69291285

Cut all government funding.

No more ABC, The Project, SBS, or NITV.

At worst we should at least go back to the 80's model (minus the ABC and SBS) of the 10BA
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>>69291323

but having citizenship in a country is pretty indicative of having citizenship in a country.
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I just realised here come the habibs once existed. Not even a pity nomination, they probably weren't even get invited.
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>>69285649
>Champion of Australian hipsters

that would be marc fennel aka the reason i trouble watching sbs nowadays
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>>69291358
but it will still be filled with shitty reality garbage on the remaining channels though
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>>69286029
I wish whatever boat bought your grandmother here had sunk.
Or failing that I wish the brothel she worked in had burned down.
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>>69291362

>But "Loving This Country" is pretty indicative of being legally a citizen

kek.
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>>69291540

That's what the audience wants. Let the audience decide.
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>>69286817
He won two awards. One for best presenter and one the "Gold" Logie(the awards are called Logies) for best TV personality. It's kind of a catch-all for everyone on TV to see who's the most popular.
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>>69289008
The other major difference you should point out when someone argues that they have as much right to this country as we did is say that they had thousands of years to come over here and build their own countries and colonies but instead they waited until we did the hard work and then like a fucking squatter they've shown up at the end, claimed the main room as their sleeping area, taken a shit in the kitchen sink and now are insisting that we be grateful because they're keeping us company.
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>>69291788

That's how it goes.

>White people show up in hell hole

>Make it great

>Non white people show up and live off white peoples hard work

>Start to complain about how shit white people are

>Take over

>Wreck it

>Rinse and repeat

I don't mind though. By the time it happens to Australia I'll be old or dead so meh.
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>>69289315
That is fucking brutal.
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both of you google civic nationalism and ethno-nationalism and shut the fuck up
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>>69289315
lol
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>>69289805
They didn't tell the guys they were suing for a year after the case was bought against them because that could cause the complainant stress and harassment.
So they had a full year of not knowing that they were being sued. The abo bitch in question wanted $5000 from them or she was going to sue for hundreds of thousands of dollars and now claims she can't work because everyone in the university is racist.
She's off from work with full pay and has been for the last year or so.

Fucking ashamed of going to that university and I'm hesitant as fuck to apply for jobs there despite really wanting to work in their library.
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>>69290291
>All born overseas.

Oh fuck, you're so fucking clever. Wow, I just can't even right now. Fuck.
The reason we're so fucking full is because cunts like you and your fucking oversized ego's have filled us up to capacity.
You need to walk south until you're walking north again and freeze to fucking death cunt.
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>>69286817
It's even worse, they're literally chosen by readers of a magazine. It's a fucking people's choice award. No idea why they're considered so prestigious in this shithole.

I want to leave Australia but nowhere else will have me because I'm poor and unskilled.
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>>69288947
I only listen to gold fm. It's the oldies station in my state.

>tfw the music of my youth is now played on there
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>>69291358
ABC and SBS are the only watchable channels.
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>>69287180
Idk but hopefully someone kills the entirety of Darwin
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>>69292303
Neither of them are watchable.

ABC is a barren wasteland of British repeats, SBS got ruined by Marc Fennell and his progressive comrades.
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>>69292303
ABC and SBS are only tolerable because they're full of foreign shows
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>>69292478
>Marc Fennell
Fuck he's insufferable.
I'm still amazed that he isn't trans yet.
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>>69292478
>Marc Fennell

Didn't know who he was until I googled him. A film critic? Why does he have so much clout at the network?
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>>69289130
They're all fucking shit. The only good thing about The Project is that it proved that Helliar and Bickmore are literally talentless when they're not being spoonfed by Rove.
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>>69285302
When will he finally die? God he is such a smug little cunt. FUck him all the way back to Pakisatan or w/e he's from. Get the FUCK out WALLY FUCK.

Just done with his stupid shit. Cunt.
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>>69292493
Nah, ABC and SBS have produced some good Australian content. Wilfred, Summer Heights High, We Can Be Heroes, Fat Pizza, etc.
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>>69293348
Wilfred is the only good thing there. Chris Lilley's stuff is mediocre.

Fat Pizza and anything by Paul Fenech is unwatchable.
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>>69293430
No way. Lilley may have made exclusively shit content after Summer Heights High, but it and We Can Be Heroes was great. Same goes with Fat Pizza. Housos was embarrassing, but Fat Pizza was great.
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>>69293220
>A film critic
Nah, a flick fanatic. He's the face of Tumblr: The TV Show and picks most of the movies on SBS, but he has no taste whatsoever and name drops Quentin Tarantino non-stop.
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>>69285649
Who's the Australian morning talk show that sometimes goes in drunk and is pretty funny?
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>>69293555
>but he has no taste whatsoever and name drops Quentin Tarantino non-stop.
Sounds like /tv/

>>69293571
Karl?
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>>69293555
How did he get on tv in the fist place?
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>>69292243
Life won't be magically better if you move to another country faggot stop whining
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>>69293585
The average /tv/ poster has better taste and only half the pretension .
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>>69293639
No, but it at least gives me a fresh start. Or a new environment to experience before I kill myself.
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>>69293571
Karl Stefanovic, host of 'Today'.

>>69293627
>implying there's a barrier of entry to be on SBS
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>>69293627
A shitty radio station needed a trendy young person to pretend to know about movies.
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>>69292303

They are both complete and utter garbage and have exactly zero reason to exist in this day and age beyond giving otherwise useless human beings employment opportunities so their useless degrees don't go to waste.

They are literally welfare cases.
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>>69293648
lets not get carried away here now
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>>69293673
>Karl Stefanovic
Yeah him, he's hilarious from clips I've watched, gives zero fucks.
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>>69293673
>implying there's a barrier of entry to be on SBS

There's at least a marginal one otherwise we'd all be getting paid to make shit on it.

>>69293686
Is this literally all it took?
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>>69293348

They're all pretty mediocre and have sustained careers like the Fat Pizza guy and Chris Lilley long past their expiration date.

Because they have the government welfare to fall back on they never have to produce anything of real worth. Just sort of glide along on "okay" tier.

I can't stand Wilfred, but at least that guy took a stab at real work.
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>>69293687
>They are both complete and utter garbage and have exactly zero reason to exist in this day and age
>he never jerked his tiny dick to bizarre late-night nudity on SBS

How to spot a proxy.
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>>69293661
Why would you kill yourself you fag, Australia's big enough to find plenty of new starts join the army or some shit become a tradie and get rich
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>>69293725

He's cringe worthy.

He gets away with it because it's Australian TV and no one watching (all 5 of them) gives any fucks either.

Australian TV (including the commercial networks) are all propped up by taxpayer handouts.

It's basically free money for dropkicks who can't make it overseas.

So no one really cares, everyone just does whatever they want.
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>>69293727
>There's at least a marginal one
You're right, but he looks foreign so he passed it easily.

He probably sucked the right dick in university, I don't know.
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>>69289130
>Le religion of peace meme

Back to your cuckshed, Merkel.
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>>69293783
>dropkicks who can't make it overseas.
>"you're not successful until you're famous amongst the BIG STRONG AMERICANS"
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>>69293772
I'm 31 years old. I'm not starting a trade apprenticeship now and I suspect I'm too old for the army.
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>>69293686

Just think about this;

In the 90's pic related was the ABC's hip young film reviewer.

He quit to move to America and kick start some billion dollar movie franchises.

I don't see this on the cards for Marc Fucknell.
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>>69285302

Is there a video of this?
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>>69293801
So he's a fag?

That pretty much explains it.
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>>69293757

This.

Day.

And.

Age.

Back when SBS was playing Erotic Ghost Story in the 90's it definitely had a purpose.

If I want to jerk off to nudity now, I have the internet.
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>>69293850
I'm so jealous of he and Wan's success.
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>>69293832

At least Britain m8.

That's really not asking much.

If you're still here and living on the TV dole, you really shouldn't use the term "successful".

>tfw I worked at the ABC and felt guilty every fucking second of the day
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>>69293841
People in their mid 50's are starting apprenticeships all the time, it's not weird in a time when skilled tradesmen get laid off regularly.
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>>69293883
>that day after SBS aired Erotic Ghost Stories and everyone at school would be talking about it
SBS would unite people man, but probably not the way they intended
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>>69288370

>Live in a bumfuck desert for literally 50,000 years
>invent various sticks
>Some of your people haven't even mastered fire
>IN 50,000 YEARS
>British come
>Build an entire country from the ground up because the Aboriginals have LITERALLY nothing to work with.
>200 years later
>"Oi you white cunt this our fookin land"

Honestly lad?
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>>69293897

They actually worked for it though.

He was basically paid spare change to do film reviews for the ABC kiddie corner since no one cared about anyone but Margaret And David and the other old fella, and he and Wan got rejected by every single producer and government board in Australia and had to stump up that cash to flee to America and shoot the pitch reel.

I wouldn't do it.
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>>69293919
Haha, that's such a cucked attitude. You're as bad as the PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT Kiwis.
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>>69293841
Do you not have a job? There's nothing wrong with starting an apprenticeship at your age
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>>69285649
Lol what the fuck happened in this interview? I love how they started crying at the end
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>>69293960

>Scanning the TV guide

>MA (n,s,v)

>holding my dick in my hand all night in anticipation
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>>69294019
>get hyped up all week
>movie/TV show finally airs
>it's male ass
Fuck you SBS
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>>69285649
did he do this because of his bad press comment or is he actually a complete cunt?
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>>69294001
Yeah. I work in retail management. I fucking abhor it.

If I was starting over it wouldn't be as a tradesman.
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>>69293988

m8, you don't know cucked until you work for the government.

I may as well have put out a sign and sat in front of woolies asking for handouts.

The only time anyone there did anything of any civic virtue that justified their pay check was when they got called up for Jury Duty (government jobs get slapped with a lot).

Again - "Successful" doesn't count if you're literally living on handouts.

You're literally not successful.

(yes, I'm aware that the only channels and shows that would leave are the shopping networks, sports and 101 cooking and home renovation shows with the odd singing show in the mix).

Maybe it would incentivize someone to make something that isn't trash?
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>>69294062

>tfw movie is shit and nothing is happening

>Go to bed

>Get to school next day

>"HOLY FUCK HER TITS! HER NIPPLES WERE HUUUUUUGE! THAT LAST 10 MINUTES WAS INCREDIBLE"

>...you will never be able to find that movie again to find out on what you missed...

fml
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>>69294088
No wonder you're feeling depressed that sounds boring as shit, you need to make some big changes and seriously put some work into finding another career ASAP I've know plenty of people quite older than you that completely changed things up
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>>69293348
You forgot Rake.
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>>69291285
watching a screen as entertainment will never be healthy.
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>>69291323
commitment to the society should be a part of being a citizen, otherwise you don't have a society you only have a population (society implying connection and shared life) - in that sense being born in Australia isn't enough to make you part of Australian society.
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>>69293727
>Is this literally all it took?
No david and margerat moved to abc, so SBS needed to reboot The movie show, for younger audiences. From memory there was 3 hosts, and it lasted 2 or so years
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>>69294019
>tfw still haven't found the austian/german cyber thriller that i wanked to 10-15 years ago

there was a qt doing a lapdance to a camera to get accepted into some kind of secret society, thats about all i remember. OH i thibk someone gets killed in one of those old elevators as well
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>>69288370
>humans complaining about immigration
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Hate the cunts holier than thou attitude, he's a cheaper, diversity quota hired John Oliver
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>>69289393
Out of curiosity, what is the cognitive dissonance you are referring too?
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>>69287048
>>69288270
stralia made farscape so they cool with me
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>>69285302
World War 2
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>>69293328
When he dies expect anything just short of a state funeral in Melbourne. And expect every obituary to talk about how brave he was standing up against racism.
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