>>69281735
>>69283330
(farts)
>>69283330
>absolutely no one thinks he might be an Other sleeper agent
>they just let him leave and go south
>>69283330
First for grand maester Poocelle
SIX
AGAINST
TWO
Oh good, a proper thread.
Who /KingofNight/ here?
>>69283330
B A T R O L
How did Johns brain and memory recover? I couple minutes without oxygen and neural death is imminent.
It's seems improbable that even divine magic would be able to reconstruct the random complexity of his neural structure to match his personality.
This is some shit writing, it literally makes no sense realistically and fictionally.
>"Hear my words, and bear witness to my vow," they recited, their voices filling the twilit grove. "Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against the cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come."
>I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come."
>and all the nights to come
Episode title much?
Your move, Jon fags
How did Johns brain and memory recover? I couple minutes without oxygen and neural death is imminent. It seems improbable that even divine magic would be able to reconstruct the random complexity of his neural structure to match his personality. This is some shit writing, it literally makes no sense realistically and fictionally.
>everybody's mad about "foreign" Unsullied and Second Sons patrolling Mereen
>need troops to retake the rest of Slaver's Bay; can't send any because there'd be nobody to secure Mereen
>Nobody mentions the obvious solution of recruiting and training locals to act as city guards, and leaving a handful of Unsullied and Second Sons as officers to train and lead them
Whytho
>>69283330
Reminder Nedfags are in suicide watch
Last time I watched this show, Joffrey was the main villain. Did the war ever happen? Did the white walkers ever show up outside of that one season finale scene?
>>69283248
>Now it begins
>No, now it ends
>Our knees do not bend easily
>not laconic
start with the greeks and come back after you've read Herodotus friend
>>69283392
So does this guy get to be the king because icicles grow out of his head in the shape of a crown, or do the icicles know to only grow in the shape of a crown on the guy who is king?
>>69283405
Well, he is technically dead so...
>>69283405
>It shall not end until my death
You are literally a limp dick faggot
>>69283406
it's almost like game of thrones is a fantasy series
>>69283389
Do you have a vector of Stannis' burning heartstag?
>>69283404
>It's seems improbable that even divine magic would be able to reconstruct the random complexity of his neural structure to match his personality.
Uh, sure, just go ahead and state facts about MAGIC, its not as if its, you know, magic
![Game of Thrones S04E01 Two Swords (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_32.38_[2016.05.09_02.14.34].png](https://i.imgur.com/k8EfQc9.jpg "Game of Thrones S04E01 Two Swords (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_32.38_[2016.05.09_02.14.34].png")
"Lord Commander Snow, I'm Samwell Tarly."
We already have a general >>69282154
Don't start new threads when we already have one, no thread wars, we don't want to get banned again
>>69283389
Do you have a vector of Stannis' burning heartstag?
>Jon: I failed
>Davos: Good. Now go fail again
Seriously though, what the fuck did Davos mean by this?
>>69283441
>falling this hard for it
>>69283330
Can we all agree that the worst thing about the show is it's audience (U.S.A)?
Honestly, in Canada we make far better shows and the people in our country have much better taste than the fat, horrible, and stupid Americans.
Fuck America, and fuck all of the Americans that are reading my comment right now.
You people truly deserve Trump.
P.S. our women are hotter (and they don't want you)
Waif is cute. CUTE!
Reminder
So can Bran affect the past?
>(FARTS)
>LET'S PLAY A GAME
>DIE OLLY DIE BITCH!!! EPIC FANSERVICE!!!
HAHAHAHA, EPIC, BASED D&D
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166231/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166231/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166231/
The episode, lads. How was it?
>>69283449
more like a sci-fi series
even alien science wouldn't be able to reconstruct the random complexity of his neural structure to match his personnality.
>>69283496
the actors are all british you idiot
Can someone explain the fucking Small Council scene?
Jaime wants to talk about how the sneks have deposed a fucking centuries old family and (inexplicably) taken control of a huge part of Westeros and Kevan is just "HURR WE DONT HAVE TO STAY" and just ups and leaves.
What the fuck is even going on this season? Nothing makes sense.
RIVERLANDS
FUCKING
WHEN
someone answer
>>69283471
They aren't going to ban a general for got during the season, summerchild. They'll just delete the multiple generals
>>69283511
What fart?
>>69283481
He means "quit being a pussy and go do work"
>>69283481
He meant keep doing what you were doing until you die again, since fighting for what's right is worth fighting for.
>>69283521
Because Americans are fat and ugly
Idiot.
>>69283511
I keklozzled at all of them.
It was an ok episode.
Breaker of chairs
>>69283471
>created 50 minutes ago
>no subject
>unrelated image
>no backlink
>>69283449
>game of thrones
>fantasy
>>69283471
That general was made 10 minutes after the actual general.
That thing's a bastard through and through.
No backlink, no subject, no related image.
It's a faggot's meme thread and the meme's not /got/ related
>>69283527
this scene wasn't written solely to deliver fart joke, feeble old man ascared as he scrambles past the mountain joke, and """humorous""" shot of rejected Cersei and Jamie alone at the end
That's how D&D are writing the show now.
>>69283567
What the fuck is wrong with her body?
Quote from man stabbed:
>What are you gonna do,stab me and kill me again?
>>69283471
What's so bad about baring your naked body before everyone in a series where people get their dicks chopped off and eyes pushed in? Sounds pretty tame to me, I'll take that option please
>>69283507
The ink is already dry.
>ricon was doing literally nothing all this time
>shaggy dog died offscreen
>howland reed didn't use any frog magic, just played dead and shanked dayne in the back
>STILL no rift forming between cersei and jamie
>more dick jokes
>cities sacked by dany now under slaver control again, her entire story arc has been fucking pointless
>umbers swearing alligence to fucking ramsay, a sadistic edgemaster, despite not siding with his father who was a respected tactician
>>69283481
Is that seriously what he said? I thought I heard that then I thought no that's retarded I bet he said "well don't fail again."
>>69283535
how about you watch the episode and find out?
>>69283600
>wrong
I want redditors to leave
Is he grimdark now?
>>69283507
Maybe.
>>69283567
YIKES. I mean I still would but YIKES
>>69283606
What about water soluble ink, what if he just pours some water over it and washed it out?
>>69283600
her belly looks fake when she sits.
>>69283600
LOW
O
W
>>69283330
>qt like gilly staying with a fattie like sam
how is grrm able to get away with such obvious self inserts?
Is young Ned a mary sue?
>>69283628
no he gave olly a sad look
>>69283496
>pretending to be Canadian
Nah.
>>69283628
*unsheathes Valyrian blade*
my watch...
*teleports behind you*
...is over
>>69283608
>show roose
>a tactician
dude was a walking joke that made mistake after mistake.
Bran said he heard the story a thousand times but Ned never talks about ToJ.
>>69283628
No?
He's still a fucking pussy.
>only death can pay for life
No sacrifices made.
>people brought back change, losing a part of their soul or humanity
Nope. Still the same old.
>>69283472
There's this but I don't think it's the one you want. I've always liked this design out of the book's sigils.
>>69283628
Yes
They want the Twilight crowd
>>69283608
>more dick jokes
even found time for a fart joke and more completely bizarre, awkwardly placed """humor""" with tyrion that has nothing to do with anything and is only there because D&D dont know what to do with tyrion and dinklage is contracted for certain amounts of screen time.
>>69283615
What it means is "we all fail, you're a pussy if you let one failure destroy you. Get the fuck out there and go get some shit done"
>>69283615
fail them as in they expect you to die and you fail their expectations
>>69283527
I think Jaime is going to get kicked out of Kingslanding at some point. We know he is going to take a army and march on the high sparrow and presumably rescue Margery which will end up making Cersei get mad with him. He then will find out about Lancel and Cersei which throws a bigger wedge between them. Jaime then either willingly leaves to the Riverlands or he is forced to go.
>>69283481
you're immortal
>>69283608
>umbers swearing allegiance
No they didn't
>>69283330
Reminder that people still think that R+L=J isn't the truth.
The show hasn't set up any other theory, if Jon isn't the son of Rhaegar than his entire arc in the show will be for literal nothing.
If you still think Danny is Rhaegar's daughter I'd like to see what mental gymnastics you're practicing to override what the show is clearly about to set up.
>>69283330
fucking chills man...
"I did what I thought was right, and I got murdered for it..." -Jon Snow
>Bran learns to time travel like the old man
>Goes back as he pleases and learns that he can change the past
>Fixes everything
>Wakes up
>it was just a dream after he fell from the window
>>69283668
No?
Fuck off, fat ass.
You people are shit at making shows, and just shit in general.
You cucked fat piece of shit.
>3 ep
>literally nothing happens
>AGAIN
>"*wink wink* gotta save that one for the final ep bro ;)"
holy shit, this shit is even more cringe than walking dead now, lmao
>>69283701
Dany and Jon are fraternal twins.
I really liked the Tower of Joy fight scene. I thought it would be worse with the dual wielding.
>>69283628
Confirmed
Imagine it now.
Jon teams up with Sansa and Brienne, Brienne gives Jon Oathbreaker since it was forged from Ice and it seems fitting that a son of a Stark should have it.
Jon fucking dual wields at Bastardbowl killing Bolton and Karstark fucking shits left and right until he gets to Ramsay and kills him
>>69283726
rofl literally kill yourself ;) lmao
>>69283507
"The past is already written. The ink is dry."
He can't change the past. If he can affect the past, it was always affected. In the past Ned always heard something.
>>69283726
Well, what did you want to 'happen'?
>>69283696
the gist of that will probably happen. i'm just confused as to why Kevan is all of a sudden written to be an obstinate asshole when Jaime brings up a perfectly sensible and logical conversation to have. it's like their trying to inject pointless divisions within the Lannisters. Kevan has no reason to be angry or distant with Jaime, all his problems are with Cersei.
>*farts*
Reminder that D&D wrote this episode.
Nothing personal, kid
Did they mention Howland Reed by name?
>>69283670
Epic
>>69283740
Me too friend. I think everyone here did too.
>>69283496
>our women are hotter (and they don't want you)
Bullshit
>>69283754
*oathkeeper
It could just be an issue with lazy storytelling, but its possible that Jon did change because before, he was insistent that the man who issues the judgement should issue the execution like Ned, but now he just hung the traitors.
>>69283770
Ollie btfo, serves him right.
>>69283693
To me it implies Davos giving some uplifting inspirational advice "get back up on the horse son!" Type shit and I stand by that being retarded. A man just came back from the dead you are not thinking about pep talk time.
What is Jon's personal sigil?
>>69283628
>>69283670
>You, Jon, are the son of Rhaeger and Lyanna, and by result the true heir to the Iron Throne and the Prince that was Promised.
What did he mean by that?
>>69283496
You make other Canadians look bad, shame, shame, shame shame shame shame
>>69283777
yes
he was fucking garbage at fighting too and didn't do anything remotely special
So Umbers confirmed for traitorous bitches?
>>69283708
"I was not with Prince Rhaegar, son of the Mad King, who kidnapped your sister, Lyanna on the Trident, the place where Robert Baratheon killed Rhaegar Targaryean."
Fucking chills for real, man.
>>69283808
A huge fucking questionmark since he knows nothing at all
>bran: well what do I have to learn tree man??
>tree man: EVERYTHING!!!
wow so vague and epic, D&D are trully the tolkien of our generation!
>>69283808
>>69283808
>>69283406
This is good bait.. Complains about being brain dead, completely ignores flying dragons.
>>69283816
He stabbed Dayne, you cuck.
>>69283808
All Tropes must be Checked
am I alone in being a bookfag that's honestly been enjoying the show more, a few complaints notwithstanding? The show seems so much more focused than the meandering bullshit that were Feast and Dance, and you can see they're moving towards an endgame.
It's just a shame that some storylines I really enjoyed, like Stannis and Lady Stoneheart, had to be butchered or excised for that to happen.
![350px-Ser_Arthur_Dayne_by_henning[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/J0zDb3p.jpg "350px-Ser_Arthur_Dayne_by_henning[1].jpg")
>>69283330
So, here's a thought. They really wanted to make Dayne's death be a dishonorable affair for Ned, but in the end Howland just stabs the fucker in the back. Nothing about that is dishonorable, it was a fucking fight, a fucking 4v1, he would have more than likely taken a shot to the back anyway.
So... why not just do the smart thing and give the scene exactly one more minute and have Ned surrender, have him get on his knees and ask for a clean death, Have Arthur Dayne oblige him, compliment him, and then have Howland stab him, set it up like Ned knew Howland was behind Dayne and was using Dayne's knightly honor against him. That would be fucking scummy.
>>69283708
why do you feel the need to bring reddit to the discussion?
those people will eat up anything D&D do
So let's see the most obvious way the whole north thing will go from here.
Jon somehow takes Winterfell and defeats Ramsay. Not sure how but it will happen and will likely involve them dueling.
Once Winterfell is taken the white zombies overrunn the wall and kill everyone there.
The last stand is at Winterfell.
Turns out the Night's King is a Stark from ages ago.
Somehow the crypt beneath Winterfell plays into it.
Jon uses his very limited talk no jutsu to placate Night's King, possibly by making some sort of pact to preserve the old ways and who knows what.
Dany and her dragons don't even play into it.
>>69283530
Wait a couple two or three more episodes...be patient laddo! Be patient!
>>69283791
Reddit OUT.
>>69283816
He stabbed the Sword of the Morning in the back like a common shit-tier thug.
Bingo predictions for Episode 4
>>69283808
This.
>>69283808
A blue eyes white dragon
>>69283777
nice trips
>>69283869
Yes.
>>69283808
REDDITORSHOWFAGS
Diagonally.
With Reddit Alien flanking an Epic Dragon (ridden by Tyrion).
>>69283470
>( farts )
seriously man this show gets me so conflicted. I start off by loving seeing mother fucking varys do mother fucking varys.
then clegne bowl gets fucking confirmed so thats awesome
jon snow is rezzed and thats bad ass.
then those fuckers have to blue ball me with the tower of rol
then they have bring rickon back in the story, a fucking 8 year old innocent boy is going to have to suffer through ramsay's shit and thats fucked.
then just to combat that feeling of shittery they have to hang olly and jon has to drop the mic to get me all hyped up.
fuck man this show makes you feel bad and good at the same time.
>>69283808
Ginger minge.
>>69283754
>Jon duel wielding Valyrian Steel bastard sword wrecking Bolton fucking shits and later the white walkers
I can hear the poetry from here
>>69283870
This isn't Feast or Dance material though, and it's probably only distantly related to how TWOW is going to turn out (if at all).
>>69283838
Great writing, great delivery even. I mean, I wish they changed the scene even more, like why not give Ed a nice one liner before killing Dayne, something like "you messed with the wrong stark, a member of the housr who rules the north, that place near the wall".
>The first thing Tormund does after seeing Jon alive is tell a dick joke
>>69283404
Even though this is a show with magic, it's not impossible, especially since they are in extremely cold temperatures, which delays the process.
http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/child-survived-almost-2-hours-cpr-after-falling-icy-stream-how
>>69283389
Were these 6 men part of the 20 good men? How did they defeat stannis' army yet Brienne and Pod dispatched them with ease?
>>69283960
I'd do this.
>in the books:
>pycelle
>a master manipulator that pretends to be retarded and fools everybody
>in the show:
>pycelle, the goofy retarded maester (pussy boy)
>(FARTS)
NAILED IT
>>69283960
Classic Tormund. Surprised he didn't fart as well.
>>69283960
>more dick jokes
>(farts)
>lets play a drinking game!!
This show is quickly turning into a fucking sitcom.
>>69283875
that wouldn't be too bad, The fight could go the exact same way, change nothing about it; have Dayne disarm Ned, have Ned stare in disbelief for a second and then have him drop to his knees. Have him surrender, say something to Dayne, have Dayne compliment him on his fighting ability and then pan the camera to show Howland getting up behind him. Have Ned ask for a clean death, have Dayne oblige, dead.
>>69283880
Because I find it amazing how people can have such shit taste and not be aware of it.
>>69283927
It's faggots like you that make DABID&Dumbass thing they are great writers.
>>69283868
i mean ability wise
stabbing someone in the back takes zero skill
>>69283960
Har!
>ywn ride with the mead king of ruddy hall
>>69283404
He's telepathically controlled by Mel now, he's essentially a twink Robert Strong now.
>>69283988
He's just even a better manipulator in the show than in the books.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMXJlUIQP94
>>69283927
>being this emotionally invested in this show beyond season 3 maximum
>>69283808
>howland was short but not almost a midget
>he wasn't green
>he didn't use any mouth darts
>no net
>no trident
>he wasn't hopping around ribbiting like a frog as a distraction so Castle could kill Whent
seven hells
>>69283941
>This isn't Feast or Dance material though
Some of it is. Bran's flashback in episode 2 was pretty similar to one of his Dance chapters, Ironborn stuff, Brienne and Jaime in the Riverlands, Sam's voyage, all stuff from Feast. They've moved forward in a meaningful fashion and moved back where it made sense to do so.
I'm just glad important stuff is happening since the fatfuck won't even finish his series
>>69283679
Yeah, because Thoros sure killed a lot of fuckers to bring back to life that one eyed bitch.
Don't post witch's lies again or I will downvote your ass trought seven hells.
>>69283960
That's his character in the books though. Just one big giant dick joke.
http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php?/topic/139683-poll-how-would-you-rate-episode-603/
Wow, this place really full of Redditors.
Everyone else (besides Reddit) hates ToJ.
I know this is a strange request, but I'm sort of limited in my options at the moment, besides my phone so...
Does anyoneknow a site I can watch the latest episode on PS4? I don't have a PC
Thank you for any advice.
>>69284003
>lets play a drinking game
We've already seen this is one of the ways Tyrion likes to bond with people.
>>69283808
>>69283433
The war brewing at that time ended very very badly for everyone involved, especially Robb, Joffery fucking died at his wedding, and White Walkers attacked a bunch of wildlings and Jon killed one like a bad motherfucker
Lyanna is a trap is best theory, other theories are for fags :3
Friendly reminder that Lyanna was a trap.
It's just not realistic that a 13 y.o. girl could beat someone in a tourney (if she's not Brienne), but a 13 y.o. boy, on the other hand...
>When another boy, say, Lyonel, is born, Rickard thinks he already has enough sons, but a girl would be useful for his 'Southron ambitions'.
>So he raises Lyanna as a girl. But she still enjoyed boyish pursuits like horse riding, etc. >When Rhaegar learns she is the Knight of the Laughing Tree he sees her change, so he learns her other secret too
>she expects him to be disgusted but on the contrary
>Rhaegar has an epiphany: he's always loved traps. That's why he married Elia who is 'flat as a boy' - she reminds him of a boy in a dress
>He falls in love with Lyanna and expresses it by crowning him the Queen of Love and Beauty
>Lyanna is all too happy to elope with Rhaegar because she's afraid Robert would raise a scandal when he learns about her dick
>When Ned and Howland arrive, she guesses that Rhaegar is dead and chops her own dick off in grief
>Because she thinks their misfortunes are a punishment from Gods who hate traps
>Ned is shocked when he finds her, Rickard kept the truth even from her brothers
>Lyanna asks him to promise not to tell anyone as she bleeds to death.
>Jon is the son of Brandon and Ashara
WHO THE FUCK WAS RAVAGING EDD'S SIS
ARE WE GONNA GET TO SEE LIL'JON
>>69283865
Dragons can fly because their bones hollow but also harder than steel and lighter than Balsa.
It makes far more sense than a brain magically being repaired with magic and shit writing.
>>69284013
Well you would be surprised. I guess you were.
So Death tally in this episode?
>Arya Stark
>Shaggydog
>Olly
>Yarwick
>Thorne
>other guy
Is this the most transparently gay boy on television?
>>69284066
>WHO THE FUCK WAS RAVAGING EDD'S SIS
Me.
I heard that Varys farts out of his cock hole xD
LOL SO WITTY
>>69284045
>downvote
Fuck off, Reddit.
Also, read the fucking books. Look at Thoros's description before and after Beric's resurrections.
>>69283906
Whats-her-face that spent the last few episodes beating the shit out of Arya
I don't think any of the rest will kick it until ep 6 at least
>>69283801
you sound like the person who unironically uses words like "epic" irl, goes around telling people you're an atheist, participates Black Lives Matter rallies and votes Bernie.
Please leave and never come back
>>69284003
what do u think this show is its a fantasy bold and the beautiful
>>69284079
Greatest unjust of all time
>>69283567
This is a 10 in burgerland
>>69284019
Are you sure? You gotta be pretty agile and not miss the mark or you're fucking dead, kiddo.
Olly didn't have a single line this season
>>69284033
>he didn't throw a net over Dayne just in time
>he didn't shoot him full of poisoned darts
>he didn't poke him up with his poison tipped trident
>the Sword in the Morning didn't die green faced, choking on his own blood and phlegm and shitting his pants
>ricon and ramsay are basically the same height
>>69283496
poor, irrelevant bb boi canuk, go off to fight your fire and remember to take your vitamin d supplements
>thoros
>soros
You cocky bastard gurm..
>>69284027
being this new
>>69284115
isn't he supposed to be like 8
>>69283607
>>69283622
#stopfatshaming #hillary2016 amirite?
fuck off back to tumblr
>>69284016
the show has great moment along with its shit moments.
this episode was one of the better ones. but things like fucking 20 good men or the entire dorne plotline make me cringe.
Just because I don't enjoy those moments doesn't mean I can't enjoy the others or go on in life without being a bitter shitposter on backwater board to try and escape that fact that my life is pathetic.
>That is one trial by combat I look forward to watching
FUCKING CONFIRMED
E
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H
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P
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>>69283507
words are wind
That was one shitty episode, the best thing was Olly dying.
>>69284084
>Reading shit tier fantasy books
No, thanks. I like to read serious authors.
>>69284089
The waif
So which season do you consider the best?
my vote goes to the first season.
>>69284115
lucky they cast someone who grew into a manlet
would have been awkward if rickon was taller than him
>>69284162
>D&D IS GREAT
>DON'T HAVE TO READ THE BOOKS
You have to go back.
>>69283808
>post your face when reddit got spoiled by the freefolk
>>69283517
>>69283585
Preston pls
>>69283808
Like this but with a dragon and direwolf
>>69284131
>it was MEANT to be retarded
Who /CrowsBeyondTheWall/ here?
>>69283726
>major characters dying every 10 minutes
>LOL NOTHING HAPPENING
stop browsing /tv/ at the same time as watching things you fucking pleb
>instead of Arnolf we get Gay Bitchboy Karstark
>instead of Whoresbane and Crowsfood we get Smalljon "my dad was a cunt" Umber
The old Northern lords were fucking great in ADWD. Why did D&D replace them with a bunch of young fuckboys? Does this prove conclusively that D&D are fags?
>>69284212
/freefolk here
FUCK ARYA STORYLINE
FUCK MEREEN
They kill the show with their nothing happens pace
>>69284163
first for waifu
>>69283960
SMALL
>>69284189
All in favor of making this the official coat of arms of House /got/?
Did they mention Dorne in KL already?
>>69284094
projection
>>69284160
yeah complete filler
>>69284185
>D&D IS GREAT
Except they aren't. This show is bearable and that's it.
Not because I disagree with you in a single point makes me shill.
Now let's talk about that northerner shit with no honor and no respect for traditions. What a cunt.
>>69284241
[farts internally]
>>69284238
poor mans smirkfu
hey guys ummm... haha... did you know that... HAHAHA... JON SNOW... right? Jon Snow has a... uhhh... SMALL PECKER!? HAHAHA
- Dabid
>>69284079
That's not Tommen
>>69284024
Kinda bothers me a bit, in the books Pycelle is 100 percent committed to ANYTHING Tywin wants to does. After being interrogated by Cersei, and then later Tyrion he breaks down and confesses to Tyrion that he believes the only man who deserves to sit on the Iron Throne is Tywin, that Tywin is a perfect ruler, diplomat and dynasty builder. In the show you really don't get that, Pycelle seems more concerned with just keeping himself out of trouble but in the books he would quite literally do anything for Tywin, it's almost like he's fucking in love with him.
>>69284195
It's actually like Xenogears.
It appears fantasy at first but it's really a story about a god machine that harnesses the power of the 2001 monolith that created life on a new planet as a means of generating enough biomass to fix itself from the damage it suffered, the others are like Gazel ministry and Magic is essentially anima.
The only thing we're missing are giant robots.
>>69284240
>SMALL
Were you expecting 5-6 inches of snow when winter comes?
>"Now I am the waif"
What?
>>69284270
HAHA NO COCK
CUZ VARYS NO DICK
REMEMBER, AUDIENCE?
-DABID
Who the FUCK broke an oath this episode?
>cock joke
>fart joke
>drinking game
>american humour
>>69283567
Anyone else notice how fucking ugly that gate is? I mean not looking at her, that shit looks totalitarian as fuck.
>>69284244
Yes cersei did
>>69284079
Not even the most transparently gay British boy
>>69284255
I'm projecting....that I participate in BLM rallies?......What? Do you even know what projecting means?
>>69284302
*farts*
>>69284193
>>69283808
something like this
>people think that was shaggydog's head
>people don't think that Smalljon isn't manipulating Ramsay
>Ramsay doesn't notice because he isn't his father
>>69284307
I think it was Jaime
So Arya Stark confirmed dead?
>>69284313
>......
reddit pls go
>>69284268
I'd take both. No shame here.
>>69283960
>>69284003
you guys are fucking moronic. you bitch about fucking anything because you shitheads are so miserable with your own life, that you have to shitpost to escape.
Tormund said shit like that all the time in the books. He's not some beef cake killing machine yes, but the guy talks shit about other people all the time and constantly brags about his sexual prowess.
>>69284243
aye
>>69284342
>>69284238
Girls are hot with makeup !
>>69284323
It is real?
The R+L bit not the epic meme
>>69284323
What's with that faggot on the right's eyes?
>>69283567
>Getting that big and having no boobs
>>69284334
Doubt it, as based as Smalljon was, I'm pretty sure it was shaggy
>>69284344
*farts*
SMALL PECKER
The problem is that the show just isn't fun anymore.
>>69284344
Tormund was believable, the fart was gratuitous and beyond stupid
that was the worst Choreographed sword fight I have ever seen.
>dude in middle twirls both his swords
>other guys do not even swing that look like they are playing golf
>>69284304
Olly and Davos
>>69284335
well fuck me. but why the small council rejects them?
>>69284366
He's high
High on power
>>69283808
>>69284334
DABID hasnt fucked the north up yet
it is the only non-ruined storyline at this point
and yeah I agree the Umbers look like it is a show version of the northern conspiracy
>>69284338
>Bernout calling anyone a redditor
Go prep your bull you disgusting cuck
ToJ scene was absolutely awful.
Also, why the FUCK do D&D HAVE to make small irritating changes in every piece of dialogue and every scene from the books?
It's so frustrating.
>>69284366
Jewish.
>>69284391
was my audio fucked or did pycell really fart/shit himself when he gasped at gregor?
>>69284365
I don't know, I've been seeing this picture like that (minus ebin ( farts ) ) since time immemorial.
>>69284270
shut up showfag. Stop trying to fit in. His name is Tormund Chicken Eating Dickjoke Giantsbabe.
>>69284302
This is bad because tyrion is supposed to be witty. Nothing about this has wit.
>>69284402
Good toot tooter
>>69284362
Yeah but she's a cute even when dressed down a bit.
>>69284387
if someone swings 2handed and you try block with the tip of the sword, in your offhand, that shit is getting slapped out of your hand
