What was his fucking problem?
Nothing.
>>69280948
HAHA GET IT? HE'S EFFEMINATE AND FANCY LOOKIN CAUSE REAL MEN DONT WEAR JEWELRY. REAL MEN GOT BEARDS AND THEY QUIP ALL BADASS. THATS HOW YOU KNOW WHO THE HERO IS AND THE VILLAIN.
>>69280948
She wanted to make the Lesbo bar pretty nice with some gold and blue curtains. Was also ashamed of being Lesbo.
>>69281034
>I'm mad about characterization
>>69280948
Getting snagged on things probably
>>69281091
>doesn't know what characterization means
God I love this movie
>>69280948
he did nothing wrong
greeks n spartans n shit r gay faggots who just wanted a war
Is Zack Snyder incapable of making bad movies?
>>69281130
>doesn't know what characterization means
>>69281163
Yes
>>69281163
>Is Zack Snyder capable of making bad movies?
ftfy
>>69280948
too divine 4 u
>>69281145
t.ali reza khomeinizadeh
he did everything wrong with the invasion but still accomplished what he originally set out to do which was to punish the athenians by burning down their citythen he felt bad about it and immediatly ordered his men to rebuild the city, which was a first of any conqueror
>>69280948
He has gigantism, which is caused by a tumor in the brain. My guess is that the same tumor is making him want to take over the world as well as creating men with knives on their hands and wear all the piercings.
>>69280948
He's a turkroach
>>69281034
>REAL MEN DONT WEAR JEWELRY. REAL MEN GOT BEARDS AND THEY QUIP ALL BADASS
yeah, that's right. problem?
He wanted to burn Athens, thats it.
He was a great ruller and to be honest ethnically he is more close to europeans than dirty arabs
This movie is kino
>>69281936
It's Snyder, of course it is
>>69280948
Nothing. He offered a really fair deal but Spartans were being fags
He's a generous god
>>69282003
They're greek, Xerxes should have known.
>>69281034
or maybe he's wearing jewelry because he's trying to portray himself as a God and not because of some sociopolitical delusion you hold
>>69281034
Found the filthy Persian.
>>69280948
he was considered the embodiment of god in human form, of course he had a problems
>>69280948
He thought he was god. Spoiler alert: the real God didn't like that so much.
>>69281655
not even lol
>>69280948
He didn't know Sparta was real and he couldn't look it up because there was no internet back then
Persians did some dumb shit where they did not have their calvary and they paid the price.
>>69284383
there is no real god silly
>>69284613
Just you wait and see bitch
>>69284701
i won't be able to
coz when you die you die
silly
He became a "god" but his peepee stayed the same. Because he got taller, it actually looked smaller, and it made him really, really salty.
>>69280948
Narcissist
>>69281034
The whole thing was based on a not so famous graphic novel. Xerxes is dressed like that because the graphic novel itself is trippy af and exaggerated a lot of things.
persia was an incredibly progressive and nice society while sparta and greeks in general were and still are niggers
BRAVO ZACK
>>69281034
GoT faggot pls go
He hadn't been introduced to scissoring yet.
>>69280948
Small dick.
>>69284978
For you?
>>69281034
You do understand that Spartans were historically quipping edge lords right
They would be beaten in school if they didn't answer in a short and succinct way and were admired by Aristotle for their quips, not even memeing.
>>69285562
You actually are memeing and reducing a whole people to fancy facts and buzzwords.
>>69285656
Read the fucking Spartan wiki nigger
>>69285724
I'm not denying what you said. I'm saying you're reducing them to only these cool xd facts.
>>69280948
too much purple carpet and gold curtain rods
He would have outlawed slavery in Greece because he was Zoroastrian but slave trading was a major source of income for the Spartans
http://www.lacan.com/zizhollywood.htm
>>69280948
I want to be his gay femboy lover.
i rooted for the persians tbf.
>>69286276
>trading
Nigga slaves were more than just economy to the Spartiates, they depended on them to survive.
Because spartan culture was pretty much all about sick gains and training for battle since a young age according to the agoge. They had no time to pick up a hoe and farm their own food, unless it involved hunting.
The Helot slaves worked the fields and pretty much replaced the peasant class in spartan society. However these peasants were treated as shit even to the shittiest medieval feudal standards and would be beaten daily to remind them of who was the boss while the training of young elite spartans would involve going down to the local helot village and kill a dozen to prove their strenght.
Hell, the moment the helots revolted and left was the moment Sparta disappeared. cause none of the spartans ever took the time to learn basic agriculture and could not survive their so they moved to other populated cities in the area and left Sparta to fall into ruin.
So really, the last thing they wanted was a bunch of pansies with wicker shields and silk dresses come and tell them that slavery and apartheid was gonna be abolished.
>>69281034
t. Alkibiades Lakedaimonios
>>69280948
He was cucked by eva green
xerxes was a big guy
Would have been cool if this nigga had super strength or something.
