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>>69276041
>>69276041
>>69276041
>>69276041
Just wanted to note... it's really surprising how long it takes to get a new general up these days. Last season, autists were making threads before the bump limit was even reached, just to get their waifu in the OP.
My watch has ended.
olly btfo
Wildfu is not long for this world.
Rickon is ugly as shit holy fuck
(Farts)
>Good choreography
That's it Ned! Aim for his sword!
Don't just fucking cleave him in the back of the head
Reminder that Dayne was indeed wielding Dawn
Look at that detail on it, look at the sun on the pommel, pottery.
>>69277473
It's fucking shocking that they didn't recast him, ugliness aside... they recasted Tommen and Myrcella, after all.
1/2
in all seriousness, kids at olly's age are easy to manipulate and Jon shouldn't have been such an ass hurt faggot about that. I don't think pre-death jon would have killed him. Him dying took away a part from him.
Sometimes I like to imagine the Dark Souls universe trespassing on the universe of ASOIAF, mostly so that I can imagine beings like Nito, Ornstein, Artorias or Yhorm annihilating Georgy boy's pathetic creations
Reminder that this shit will end with some time travel bullshit.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166231/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166231/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166231/
How was the episode, lads?
>Episode 1
Doran stabbed
Hotah stabbed
>Episode 2
Roose stabed
>Episode 3
Dayne stabbed
I'm sensing a pattern here. Place your bets on next week's stabbings.
>>69277494
It honestly wasn't nearly as bad as I was expecting it to be.
TFW Bran gon' warg a dragon
IS CLEGANEBOWL HAPPENING THIS SEASON OR NOT?
>>69277535
Arya will stab someone
>>69277511
>jon is the one to break eye contact
beta af tbqhf
The writing on this show is so bad now, nothing like S1-S4 what the fuck happened? Cock jokes every episode, fart jokes holy shit.
friendly reminder N + L = J is happening bros
>You know, I asked him about who Jon Snow's real parents were, and he told me. I can't say who, but I can tell you that it involves a bit of a Luke Skywalker situation. It will all come to fruition eventually. The whole thing with all the fight over proper succession is partly inspired by the War of the Roses in the late 1400s, and back then, to ensure pedigree, the monarchies were kind of inbred. It's definitely fucked up, but it definitely happened back then, so that's why there's incest with the Targaryen line. It's toned down, though.
>Parris did come up with a few alternative suggestions for Jon's parentage that George wouldn't comment on, but apparently one suggestion did provoke one of George's 'evil smiles' (apparently deployed whenever he has come up with an extremely cunning plot twist). However, absolutely no amount of persuasion or bribery would get her to reveal what that theory was.
based GRRM
>it was an "accidental" creampie.
>i mistook her for someone else!
>we must never speak of this!
>fuck me harder ned!
>give benjen a turn ned
>brother brandon won't like sharing me ned
>promise me you won't forget me. promise me, ned.
first for farts
>>69277516
dark souls lore tells a story that's twice as intriguing as Asoiaf. I love everything about that world.
I KNOW YOU ARE NOT LE GOD LOL
YOU HAVE SMALL COCK HAHA
EPIC
>>69277523
They'll probably have Bran be the reason for Hodor's retardation, but I doubt there will be more time travel shit than that.
>>69277551
It's been confirmed in numerous interviews.
>>69277405
I'm just glad potato boy is dead.
>>69277523
I hope the show ends with Bran resetting the timeline to right before he's about to climb the tower at winterfell
>"And now I'm off to settle this 'Game of Thrones' by George RR Martin"
What did he mean by this? I'm getting kind of sick of these gay ass one liners at the end of every episode
Reminder that Eddard was the biggest hypocrite of the entire show.
>Hurr taking glory for stabbing people in the back is dishonorable Jamie
>Now lets sing the song of me killing that guy after he was stabbed in the back
>>69277524
Where's the fart option?
>>69277496
So it's Valyrian Steel now?
>drinking and dick jokes: the character
Yeah there was a fart joke, but at least Tyrion didn't make a Varys cock joke again.
Also Varys' scene was good. Show some fucking respect already.
>>69277523
Just fuck my shit up
>>69277516
And then a dragon ate them.
>>69277551
Nope
>>69277511
It should have went like this:
*Olly begins to tear up*
Olly: "Will I see my mother and father when I die?"
Jon: "No."
>>69277514
This.
>>69277535
>D&D
>Daggers and Death
It suddenly all makes sense now
>>69277441
why that nigga got a wolf growing out his head?
Based Olly
All the stabbings on the show really scream laziness. It's like the directors and showrunners are totally bored of deaths and can't think of other ways to kill people than stabbing in the midsection or back of the neck/back.
>>69277523
This shit was great though so I take it back to some degree. It would be nice to see some people get crushed, slashed or fall to death instead though this season. Everybody at the Tower of Joy except Ned and one other dude who died by a mysterious gust of wind from Dayne's right hand sword were stabbed lmao
>>69277405
Tower of Joy was far too actiony.
I mean remember this:
https://youtu.be/TwRix1p9sDY?t=61
Up to the solo duel its much better.
I was drunk as fuck when watching the episode, what was the fart joke?
>>69277405
>Edd... I'm already a demon.
so is Jon just gonna walk to molestown for some pussy?
>>69277598
They had sunglasses in westeros?
>>69277591
Pick 1.
>>69277575
>>69277575
I thought it was only confirmed that Sandor Clegane gets revealed
>>69277535
Haven't had a death in KL for a while so I'm saying High Sparrow or Kev
>>69277494
Those not in plate would be two-handing to deal with the guy that does in fact have plate if you want to be anal about choreography.
You can't bludgeon your way through plate with a sword, you have to shoot the gaps.
>>69277562
They deviated heavily from the books in season 5 and now they're post books and writing the whole thing themselves.
>>69277523
There's going to be Two Scenarios
1 Brans is going to go back and prevent all of this from happening
2 Brans meddling of the past is the reason all of his is happening
>>69277603
Gwyn's knights killed literally hundreds, if not thousands of dragons, dragons much more powerful than those in ASOIAF you absolute retard
>>69277496
this cgi is terrible
so if Stannis is really dead then is the high sparrow really the only based character on the show? I like him because he pisses off so many sjws.
>>69277593
Why not? Beats telling show watchers that it's just like Valyrian steel except it's made from a fallen star. And it's not pale as milkglass anymore so that part doesn't matter.
>Bran realizes that others can hear him during the visions of the past, but doesn't understand that they cannot fully understand him
>attempts to reason with King Aerys when shown a vision of him
>The king only hears whispers, is driven mad
>Bran tries to fix this, makes it worse
>Mad King Aerys burns Bran's grandfather alive while Bran frantically tries to stop him
>all he hears is whispers
>Bran sets the events of the show in motion
Its like poetry
LE SMALL COCK
WHO SAID THIS? LE ME OF COURSE XD
What happened this episode? The last 2 episodes had 10+ quips in it each.
Am I just retarded and don't remember enough?
>>69277551
>>69277608
Fucking confirmed
>>69277676
I'd be okay with that, it sounds neat.
>>69277629
When Ser Robert Strong walks in with Cersei and Jaime, and that old dude who used to do the medicine for Cersei gets scared because he was talking shit about the mountain, and he farts
Sir Alliser is a Real hero and Real Human Been.
He did nothing wrond and died with honor
>>69277614
That's cold anon.I like it
2/2
Is he the most overpowered character in the series?
>>69277571
Glad someone agrees. Gurm's world is just a mash-up of historical nations and events in a nonsensical environment, Dark Souls is entirely original
AHAHAHAHA STARKFAGS FUCKING BTFO
MUH HONEST NED STARK
HE PROBABLY FUCKED LYANNA AS WELL
Was it just me or was the shot panning over people marching to Vaes Dorthrak really terrible fucking CGI?
Anyone have the free time to webm that?
>>69277676
>3.98 MB
Fucking hell
/lit/ here. This show has been butchered, disgusting
>>69277516
someone needs to get a webm of the Dayne fight so we can name it Gotthard's Twinswords.webm
>>69277564
>promise meyou'll pull outNed
>>69277711
only when he has 20 good men with him
>>69277713
>entirely original
Nigga, do you even Berserk.
>>69277583
Yeah I liked last week's one liner better.
*heavy breathing*
I guess Ned fucked Lyanna so hard that she died.
I bet it was extremely painful
>>69277702
I respect this man. He should have been king
I've endured a lot of bullshit from this shot like sand sneks and killing pfr Myrcella, Doran, and prince charming, but the Umbers just up and fucking betraying the Starks and giving Rickon to the Boltons? This is fucking bullshit.
Couldn't they just give that role to those fags with the damn axe in their banners?
>be me
>watching GoT with other people in the GoT bar
>people cheering at Jon when they show him alive and well
>some bbw yells "Mmmm that ass looks tasty"
>try to ignore it and keep watching
>Arthur Dayne's scene comes up
>stupidest shit I've seen since Phantom Menace
>Some guy yells "Awww shit, you in trouble now NED! TWO FOCKING SWORDS YEEEE"
>The entire crowd boos when he gets stabbed in the back
>When Shaggy Dog is shown dead everyone gasps
>"Ay yo why does it have to be the black direwolf?"
>nearly spit out my drink
>>69277715
your acting like he was the one that shanked Danye in the neck
>>69277692
GET HYPE
>>69277674
>In the books the High Sparrow is 100% did nothing wrong along with the rest of his organization, all readers root for them and find Cersei's downfall hilarious
>In the show Cersei dindu nuffin she a good feminist and High Sparrow is the villain who can brainwash and probably molest little boy kings instantly
>>69277618
Kek
>>69277711
Everything just happens to go his way
But I do expect dabid to really fuck his shit up near the end of the season
>>69277614
Impossible. Olly's parents were killed by the Styr, Magnar of Thenn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_N3fSXnkAg
>>69277598
Pycelle shits himself in the book when he's scared
>>69277777
GET
>>69277674
that's why he'll pop up with his dick in a little boy's ass before the end of this season. A WHITE MALE character being this based in D&D's GoT???! Oh hell the fuck no
>>69277551
>Next episode called Book of the Stranger
>The Hound's horse is called Stranger
FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>69277603
>Dragon Slayer Ornstein
>>69277676
I'm starting to think it's why Ned spent so much time near the wierwood, waiting to hear from future bran again
This thread is moving so fast nobody will notice I'm Jorah Mormont
Like a bawss
>>69277702
I agree. Didn't deserve to die. Jon is literally Merkel.
>>69277758
>>"Ay yo why does it have to be the black direwolf?"
top keks well written.
>>69277777
what the fuck ?
>>69277711
I don't know, Jon is pretty fucking op. He just died and that only stopped him for like 2 episodes
JE-SUS
JON-SNOW
WHY IS GRUM SO AUTISTIC
uno farto @ 3:17
Favourite quip from this episode?
GO!
>>69277614
We could have gotten this
Why didn't we get this
Do you think Ramsay will make Rickon and Osha fuck?
>>69277777
>>69277676
WHY IS THE NORTH EVIL NOW REEEEEEEEEE
And they offscreen killed the Greatjohn?! Smalljon said he wished he did it himself?! They killed fucking Shaggydog and betrayed Rickon?!
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT'S RAMSAY GONNA DO WITH RICKON?
>>69277780
who dis?
>>69277750
for her
>>69277765
>In the books the High Sparrow is 100% did nothing wrong along with the rest of his organization, all readers root for them
"No."
>>69277777
inb4 20 good replies
>>69277777
CLEGANEBOWL CONFIRMED
>>69277837
smash dat boipussi
>>69277791
Jorah plz
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166231/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166231/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166231/
>>69277744
Remember what he whispered right after that when it was cutting to black though?
"wow, I was almost a feast for crows"
I have a question. In the tower of joy scene eddard can hear bran call out to him and he still doesn't know what he is doing. Does that mean when he gets good he'll beable to alter the past some how by interfering????? I hope not
>>69277741
No idea what you're talking about
>>69277676
Dany's gonna manage to summon Drogon, get all the Widows to think of her as the stallion that will Mount the World, and convince the Khals that the next places they should attack and take idols and enslave people from is Yunkai and Astapor, and eventually Volantis.
lol later losers i'm out. Enjoy fixing the trainwreck Edd
>>69277583
>And now it is time for my wycked solo in the Song of Ice and Fire
wdhmbt?
>>69277551
Yeah, there's gonna be a trial by combat at Kings Landing, Cersei and Jamie are gonna choose Robert Strong(dude looks like shit) and the faith or sparrows or whoever will find the Hound somehow and use him.
Then both will get BTFO when Azor turns into a dragon after flaying Ramsey's dick skin and blow up king's landing with Fire Blast a la Charizard
>>69277707
>>69277511
>Olly making that smug prick lil face
Fucking die you shit
>>69277777
oh my
>>69277665
>Brans meddling of the past is the reason all of his is happening
Bran is John's father
It was a fucking good episode.
Fuck anyone who thinks otherwise.
I thought Rickon and Dickon were supposed to become the gay emperors of Essos...
thanks for raising the dead can you leave the room now
i know you've been so demure and meek prior to this, thats a good gal
>my watch has ended
a decent episode.
>>69277866
Ned was looking at God
>>69277866
It means exactly that.
The final scene will be Bran warping time.. or rather... warging time... and changing the past thus rendering the whole show non-existent.
>>69277494
Ned was trying to cut his butt
not so honorable, Neddy
>>69277860
Khaleesi?
>>69277866
I think he heard a gust of wind. Only reasonable explanantion
>>69277777
WHAT'S
YOUR
FAV
QUIP
THIS
EPISODE
YOU
NIGGERS
>>69277735
Check the previous thread homie
>>69277862
>where did I get all these wounds from? It looks like I was hit by a Storm of Swords
Bravo
>>69277711
Yea but his death is going to be so satisfying
>>69277922
the hero /got/ needs
>>69277896
B + L = J
>>69277932
UNO FARTO
>>69277871
Dark Souls copied a lot from it. It's a manga.
>>69277899
Sup redditshowfag.
>>69277791
I noticed
>>69277777
CONFIRMED
8/10 still not as good as HH
>>69277932
(farts)
There hasn't been an episode without dick jokes this season. What does next episode have in store for us
>>69277932
BABY DICK
"The lady brought your bike"
>>69277932
try spinning
WHEN WILL THEY FUCK??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>69277969
what's wrong with his eyes
I'm just glad we get to see Olenna again. She's my fav character from books and her actress does the role justice.
memes aside, is Ramsay gonna flay rickon? What else will he do with him?
When will we see a real display of swordsmanship /tv/? I just wanna watch actual fighters with real skill instead of this bullshit power ranger garbage.
I FUCKING CALLED IT THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS!
FUCK THIS GAY ASS SHIT! FUCK FUCK! IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO MUH WILD-FU I SWEAR TO CHRIST!
>>69277973
sure buddy
>>69277994
Olly comes back as a white walker but is fucked to death by the giant
>>69277994
It wasn't a joke it was an observation. Why do people get these confused?
>>69277756
The Cerwyns would be even less likely to betray the Starks desu
>>69277994
randyll tarly to sam "how did you fit that fat pink mast of yours into this tiny wildling bitch?"
>>69277932
Easily the Smalljon
>Your father was a cunt. That's why you killed him.
>Tell me about the Hound.
How about some subtlety, jesus christ.
It's going to be great whenSmalljon gets BTFO by Tormund.
>>69278029
According to leaks he holds him hostage, and then when he's going to fight Jon Snow's army he lets Rickon go and shoots him before he reaches Jon.
>>69278012
all i see is pre-armfat
she disgusts me now
hopefully melisandre strikes her down
>>69277405
Tower of Joy was one of the low points of this episode along with the turd scene with Tyrion and Missandei and Grey Worm.
We all agree right?
>>69277777
are you bran from the future?
>>69277994
BAD POOSEY DABID
BAD POOSEY
god damn, they better open with the rest of toj in the next episode. also, dont like all the filler happenning. tyrion talking about games and shit was unnecessary.
>>69277777
I dedicate this post to Branfu
>>69277899
You can't be serious it was a 5/10
>>69277777
HOLY FUCK
>>69278034
I hope that ugly cunt is murdered and raped. In that order.
>>69277777
t. Bran
>>69278012
But Jorah is a cuckold
>>69277827
>>69277837
https://youtu.be/6jpT9FzEiOI?t=4m14s
so either rickon is getting flayed by Ramsay at the bastard bowl or he gets bowed down anyway
>>69277783
That's just a nickname, senpai. He couldn't even beat some zombie 2v1.
>>69277777
>>69278098
Not him. But I enjoyed it. Solid 8/10
Anyone else catched the similarity between Jon's fight with Karl the Fooking Legend and Ned's stark with Dayne?
Kinda feel like R+L=J is NOT happening.
>>69278031
I think when they make a prequel series and we get to see a lot of prime Robert, Eddard, Rhaegar and Jamie. Then we'll see some real swordsmanship
>Bran wants to find out what happened in the Tower
>Bloodraven won't let him
Anyone get the feeling that the Walkers can tap into Bran's visions of the past and that Bloodraven fears that if Bran sees what happened inthe Tower and how Jon's was born from Ice (Lyanna) and Rhaegar (Fire) that the Walkers will learn it too and will immediately launch their attack and go to war to stop Jon before he realizes his destiny?
>>69277932
>LEARN WHAT
>EVERYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING LOL
>>69277777
You could've at least posted a Varys pic with that anon
>please, just go to the gym, even just 1 day
>no, its not in my contract
>>69278063
TELL ME ABOUT THE HOUND
WHY DOES HE DIG THE GRAVES
A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED DOG
>>69278077
Can someone explain the dabid meme to me? Please spoon feed me.
>>69278042
> Obvious levity
> G-guys it wasn't a joooke!
>>69277777
>>69278117
>Opening title movie literally shows Gwyn and his knights slaying dragons
>that's just a title lol
make like a tree and kill yourself
GEE ARTHUR, HOW COME YOUR MOM LETS YOU HAVE TWO SWORDS??
>>69277405
He doesn't use spoilers and should be banned edition
>>>reported
>>69277827
All they need are 20 good minutes.
>>69277571
literally fan fiction based on item descriptions
>>69277899
It was awful. Massive amounts of filler. Tower of Joy was the second worst choreography. Only the Wall scenes were good, and I fucking hate Jon. 4/10 at best.
>>69278107
Daario is clearly a bad guy. He's going to try attack Jorah next episode and leave him for dead, and he will go and try and kill Khaleesi. Right before he tries to kill her, Jorah will pop out of no where and kill him and finally win his Khaleesi over
screencap this
So what are the chances of Rickon surviving next episode?
>>69278148
FUCK
OFF
FUCK
OFF
>>69278136
the others are supposed to be demonic ice elves not trolls reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>69277777
>quoted himself
what a fucking boss
>>69278148
wow.... so this.... is....... retarded.............
>>69278107
He is also Azor Ahai
>>69278173
Apparently if he dies it's when it's Bastardbowl time.
Osha is done for though.
>>69277899
hello my reddit friend
>>69278156
Yeah but Seath did something or other to weaken the ancient dragons because they bullied him for being scaleless or something. Maybe it was linking the fire which weakened them.
They keep the lore vague enough.
>>69277952
unless he just gets stabbed in the stomach like Roose. Be more creative HBO
>>69277860
CALORIEESI
>>69278169
why would he do that? i know it's possible since D&D is fucking everything up but still...why?
>>69277994
Why do Wildlings say Peckers?
>>69278098
You have to view each entity as their own at this point, and this episode both opened and built open a SHIT TON of opportunity for good television.
I'm an HBO veteran, I can see applicable plot lines when they're offered, and with this episode D&D have opened themselves to a lot of identity.
>>69278165
Fuck off, filler. So many things happened. I am not a D&D supporter, and I hope they can capitalize.
>>69278136
But why would Walkers tap Bran? They don't even know him
>>69277516
And then you went back to /v/
Why was this episode called Oathbreaker again?
Everyone on other sites were so sure it would feature Brienne lol
>>69278136
No, but I do now
So let me get this straight
>Cersei and Qyburn talk about how Gregor is going to ass smash whomever the fighter is.
Ok so we know the mountains going to fight
>Arya talks about how the long hair dog himself was left to die but she took him off her list cause memes
Alright why is the show still mentioning the dog he is dead
>The old man starts touching lil Tommen and talking about how his mother has one last test
So he will also have a champion
It also makes sense that the dog (if he is alive) became a monk or whatever and is now in the pocket of whomever saved his life under that rock
So basically... CLEGANEBOWL CONFIRMED
but like who is going to win the 1v1?
or what turn of events will happen whilst they are fighting?
STANNIS WAS NOT THE PRINCE WHO WAS PROMISED
AHAHAHAHA
STANNISFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>69278144
Please explain to me why the fuck a queen, who is mostly sedentary and probably has access to a lot of food, would be a anything other than a landwhale
>yfw Bran starts messing with time
>yfw Bran is the one making all the characters have dreams and shit
Seriously, whenever I am reading the books and the narrator goes on to tell what's the POV character dreaming I baka. Boring as fuck desu
>>69278016
low res eye. he can only see squares
>>69278205
He gave the lords the power of lightening, I assume. They still did most of the slaying.
Dark Souls Universe > ASOIAF universe ANY day of the week
>>69278148
fuck off david
>>69278217
Look at the promo for next episode, it's Daario attacking Jorah
Of course Jorah has more plot armor than any character in the show because he is DnD's favorite.
>>69278122
Seriously how is that an 8/10
Good scenes
>The wall
>Qyburn and the little birds
Ok scenes
>Varys and Sons of harpy whore
Shit scenes
>Tyrions speech
>Dany
>Braavos
>Cock joke for third ep in a row
>Small council meeting and the fart joke
So is Ramsay the main antagonist of the show or something? Why is he so abominably evil in a show full of "grey" characters. And why does he win win win no matter what?
>>69278074
Now the, Jee bill Two Swords bullshit was a bit over the top, but it was a good scene nonetheless. I only wished that they'd look like they were aiming for the body and not for each others swords. I wish Dayne had carried a parrying dagger instead of a second sword.
>that's Howland Reed
>Meera's father
This episode was so bad :)
>>69277405
Reminder everyone Ramsay wil kill Ghost before he dies
>>69277994
It was sweet, but obviously overwritten. D&D are hacks.
>>69278252
she's been marching on foot, surviving on scraps for who knows how long
>>69278148
same
>>69278186
More like ice jews
>>69277777
HYPE
>>69278252
good genetics?
discipline ?
>>69278148
get the FUCK OUT NOW god damn I fucking hate you kids shitting up our threads
>>69278244
>but like who is going to win the 1v1?
It should be a 7v7
>>69278279
>That's Arthur Dayne
"Ah, the strongest swordsman!"
>That's 2 swords
"Ah, he's the best at fighting!"
>>69278236
maybe because jon breaks his oaths? or him dying broke the oaths so he feels free to walk away from the nights watch. the smalljon is another oathbreaker in the show as well.
>>69278244
If Hound vs Mountain, both die.
But Mountain dies before Hound dies from his wounds. Lannisters won't have any of this shit and decide to go full out assault on the Faith.
jaime sucks ass LMAO pussy whipped bitch and a fucking cuck to his pious cousin
>only summer,ghost and nymeria are left
>jon watch has ended so now we get to find out if he was legitimized as a stark
>arya is becoming a ninja
>bran is becoming a jedi
next sunday can't come fast enough
>>69277496
maybe if Dawn was a longsword
>>69278113
>mfw 6:55 onwards
After the whole sansa 'rape' scene I doubt they would have the balls.
>>69277994
A vaginal joke just to keep you guessing
>>69278201
Stop calling everything "-owl" there's so many "owls" already. The only real "owl" starts with cleganeb which is fucking confirmed and get hype.
>>69278267
seriously how do they fuck up a small council scene?
i thought it was going to start getting good, but then kevan and the others just up and left.
why the fuck does kevan not want jaime on the council anyway?
>>69278272
The show's producers just really like him. He's just as evil in the books but in the books he isn't a meme character nor is he ultra competent.
>>69278244
>>69278113
> Zero makes Chico rape Paz(which is rape as well)
> WAAAA! THE RAPED AND PUT A BOMB IN A WOMAN! LETS IGNORE THE 11 BOY THAT WAS RAPED!
