>My favorite comedian is Adam Sandler
what do /tv/?
>>69276860
get her drunk, she's obviously easy
>>69276889
Then fall in love with her and punch her in the nose
Get it, punch drunk love?
>>69276860
>on your date
Kek
Actually, I was out with a girl recently, and she said Pineapple Express was one of her favourites.
What do I do, /tv/?
>>69276860
You can't win against him. Every time you point something out to him, he just tells you to read his shirt again
>>69276860
take her home and watch the wedding singer to get some poon
>>69277047
I can't believe you got that wrong. This date is officially over. You can pay for the meal.
>>69277047
>demand a footjob under the table RIGHT NOW
>say it's a special night and to order whatever we want
>drinks upon the actual dinner you want upon dessert you can't finish
>excuse yourself to the bathroom
>just leave
>drive away
>don't check your phone for a week
>>69276960
>DUDE WEED LMAO: The Movie
give her drugs
>>69276960
Smoke a blunt with her thenhave an anxiety attack
>>69277047
fucking pleb can't even remember the titles, leave bitch.
>>69277047
>playing video games
Tell her to fuck off back to /v/
>>69276860
*unzippes kitana*
talk about wedding singer, happy gilmore, billy madison etc and stop giving into Reddit memes/thinking grown ups is his only movie
>>69277186
>>69277217
I don't do drugs. I also hate the smell of weed.
I do love my drink, however.
Also, based on another movie she said she liked, I'm getting the vibe she could be a druggie.
Fugg that'sexactly my type.
>>69277047
Immediately throw my food on the floor and call her a normie redditor
>>69276889
This. Bitch is basic as fuck so you might as well taste the fish.
>>69276860
start cumming
>>69277557
>druggie
literally no one under 25 uses that word
>>69277248
this.
when did tv/ become so pleb?
>>69276860
Obviously I proceed to explain to her why her taste is wrong and mine is superior since I'm a well educated gentleman that browses 4chan.
>>69276860
Watch click with her, cry during the future scence, and then fuck her since
>>69278017
I'm under 25 and above 20
>>69278210
>implying i care
>>69276950
I think I can see what you are trying to get at here, but I might have to think on it a bit more.
>>69276860
she'll probably go down on you the first date
NO WORRIES
>>69276860
Haha yeah. Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison and Waterboy are great.
>>69278973
Yeah those are the only three I can watch again.
Big Daddy, Mr. Deeds and Little Nicky aren't good.
>>69277557
Wait since when is alcohol not considered a drug? If you're gonna be str8 edge have some consistency.
>>69278760
die knowing you were objectively wrong
>>69279093
It's a spirit;^)
>>69279084
Grandma's Boy is great too but he's not in it so it doesn't count. Still similar to the others in tone.
>>69277047
>all these shit games
I'm leaving and you're paying, cunt
>i know i said i didn't want fries but they just look so good
>you don't mind, right?
>>69279675
>she doesn't ask
presumptuous bitch
>>69276983
U mad?
>>69279675
No. Those fries won't help you lose the 15 pounds that will satisfy me.
Brutally hate fuck date while watching Happy Gilmore
>>69276860
you tell her you still watch billy madison and happy gilmore and end up balls deep in that punani
>>69276860
>comedian is Adam
said no one ever
