well this was quite the shitty overrated juvenile flick
>juvenile flick
well it was based on an animated childrens movie I dont know what your stupid ass was expecting
>>69274659
>children's movie based on another children's movie based on a book for children
> juvenile
Really?
>>69274659
Be honest, you rubbed yourself through your stained stretchy sweatpants to young Mowgli's smooth, dark, 10 year old chest didn't you?
Fucking disgusting pedo
>>69275951
>>69275738
>>69275729
i was promised a patrician's kino
>>69276094
Fortunately for you, you can still catch a showing of Batman v Superman Dawn of Justice
Or if you'd like to wait for the ultimate patrician experience, wait for the 3 hour director's cut coming out in July
>>69274659
was actually fantastic.
what are you on about double nigger.
>Disney
>Movie about talking animals
>Based on children's cartoon
>Children's cartoon was based on children's book
>Children's cartoon was a musical
>Stars a child
>juvenile
You're a fucking genius, OP
>>69276346
meanwhile, pixar kino exists
>>69276142
ok i will do that
>>69276206
>every line that comes out of baloo's mouth is pure cliche
>story with only 1 layer and nothing else
>we're shown shere khan killing the alpha wolf in the middle of the movie, thus turning the rest into a slog until mohgli finally figures it out
>the apes were entirely irrelevant to the plot
this was a flick, glad i turned my brain off
>>69274659
it was made by disney and evil jew kike Favreau, so you aren't allowed to give bad review
>>69275729
It was based on "The Jungle Book" written in 1894
Mowgli was the worst part of the movie.
