Arthur Dayne actor confirmed for most handsome actor in the show? Game of ThronesEven topping Jaime?
>>69274116
Continued from here >>69273115
R8 THE EPISODE
>God Tier
Ending Jon scene
>Good Tier
Kings Landing Scenes
Sam & Gilly scene.
>Meh Tier
Arya scene.
Jon Snow revival.
Tower of Joy
Varys & Tyrion scenes.
Daenerys scene.
>Shit Tier
Pycelle farting
Umbers swearing fealty for bullshit reasons.
Ramsay receiving Rickon, Osha & Shaggydog's head.
Ok overall. Portrayal of Arthur Dayne, Hightower and young Ned Stark was pretty bad.
>>69274116
What's Jon going to do next episode, lads?
>Based Umber BTFOing manlet Ramsay
Stannis is dead
5th for non glowing Sword of the Morning
>>69274359
fuggin inside stansa
UNO
>And remember, all i need in return are whispers
What did he mean by that?
YoungNed's actor sure was one ugly motherfucker.
>>69274335
how about tyrion ad-libbing for three minutes in meereen?
>>69274359
break the wheel
>>69274367
What an unnecessary contraption.
>Rikkon is taller than Ramsey
He's a fucking manlet.
First for comedy-gold.
Reminder, reddit-sperglords will defend this (mostly only one guy from reddit)
confirmed
>and now my watch has ended
Jesuschrist that was pathetic. Comic books tier.
>>69274418
What the actual fuck was that scene. It did absolutely nothing for the plot or characters it was just useless.
Olly did nothing wrong. Jon is a scumbag.
>>69274335
I thought Hightower would be portrayed by someone like pic related
episode link
>>69274335
Arya scene was great because it confirmed Cleganebowl
>mfw Melisandre called Jon the prince that was promised
>>69274335
>implying Ramsay isn't floating down the Trident on a ruse cruise courtesy of the Umbers
>>69274359
The wildlings think he's a god now, so whatever he feels like doing with that army.
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>>69274445
The fight was ok, could have been much better and much worse. Dual wielding was retarded.
Jamie vs. Ned still best fight
Didn't the Arya scene all but confirm R+L=J?
How she said she had 4 brothers but got hit instead
>>69274445
It's amazing the ferocity with which he defends it too. His classic post is one about how 'hurr autists dun like cool stuff in fantasy, I guess da sky wasnt bloo enuff' When in fact Dawn is like the most fantasy fucking thing in the series apart from literal dragons.
>High sparrow knows about the regicide and incest
Cersei is fucked.
>Howland Reed
High Sparrow is Howland Reed confirmed
Lads is Arya coming back to kill Mel? Mel did say they would meet again in season 3
This show is shit, but I got some good feels out of Jon waking up and then being embraced by Davos to shake him out of that existential crisis.
>>69274116
>This guy is Arthur Dayne
I always dreamed of being Arthur Dayne when I read the books
>can't torrent because fucking everyone is leeching
>ddl sites won't fucking load because of all the traffic
where the fuck can I find an avi download link?
>>69274471
Really should have been. I don't fault them for not going big on explaining him and shit bc show watchers wouldnt really know or care who he is. But itd have been nice to have a guy like that who clearly is Hightower for people who actually know who he is
>>69274472
HBO channel 524 on directTV.
>>69274514
>Jamie vs. Ned still best fight
Wait a minute. I'm supposed to believe Jon snow is the good guy?
>>69274518
Technically Jon is her half-brother as far as she knows.
>>69274471
I am mad he died quickly. Hightower was supposed to be one of the best of all time.
>>69274518
As far as Arya knows, Jon was Ned's son, so even if R+L=J is true, it couldn't be a lie she could tell. To her, it was the truth.
>>69274468
>killed his waifu and nodded to Jon as if they were best buds
>stabbed him to death
Naw, Jon was in the right.Seriously though, he could've either pardoned them and risk them causing trouble at Castle Black or do whats normally done to Brothers who betray the Watch and execute them.
>>69274580
YOU BERTA NOT BE
A MAN HUNTA
So Bloodraven isn't Brynden Rivers in the show? WHAT THE FUCK?
Was it too much to ask for Reed or Stark to look Arthur in the eye and say
>"DAYNE?"
rickon
>>69274570
fuck there is no hbo here
link fag
>>69274580
Why are you linking the strong feminism fight?
>>69274610
>uh you don't get to bring gerold hightower
>>69274359
nothing i don't think. gonna be a filler ep
>>69274542
LADS, ANSWER ME, PLEASE!
I thought Tower of Joy could be a great longshot and the camera pans between each character as they fight and make their way to the top. Instead I got this shit. I'm almost legitimately upset.
For those wanting leaks >>69225639
>>69274608
Literally irrelevent
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166231
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166231
http://www.strawpoll.me/10166231
How was it, lads?
>I failed
>Good. Now go fail again
LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DID DAVOS MEAN BY THIS???
>>69274485
she wasn't talking about jon, she was just saying it isn't stannis but it could be someone else. Basically it was renewing her faith in her lord, not necessarily jon
>>69274684
fake as fuck.
is clegan bowl actually happening? Arya did not wish his death
is it actually happeningggg
>>69274606
>Crows before hoes
No way, Olly followed the oath.
>>69274669
We can't see the future anon. None of the leaks for this season has said that would happen
RICKON IS A FAKE.
THAT'S WHY UMBER WOULDN'T SWEAR ANY OATHS
>>69274680
Nice.
>>69274708
>burden of leadership
>no one else to do the job, but you
It's not hard, anon
>>69274537
>High Sparrow is Howland Reed confirmed
i was looking for clues to support this but couldn't find any
>>69274680
sorry i made a mistake
FIXED
>>69274731
It was the same actor...
>>69274359
He said it right at the end when he was walking out
"and now, the song of ice and fire truly begins"
What he meant by that is up for debate
>>69274680
ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE WALKING DEAD.
>>69274640
fack off
>>69274404
I think he wanted them to be more quiet next time he raped them
I bet Linda goes into maximum sperg mode over this episode.
About to watch it. What should I expect?
>>69274755
>>High Sparrow is Howland Reed confirmed
>i was looking for clues to support this but couldn't find any
The biggest moment happened last episode when Jamie and him had a face to face - Jamie of course being absent while the Sparrow takes over and the only guy who could identify him -
I think the theory is dead.
Or maybe it is alive still in the books - Jamie is in the forest after all in the real story
>yfw based Smalljon says "The North Remembers"
>small council scene
>kevan, mace, pycelle, olenna together for some reason
>cersei and mountain walk in
>suddenly remember that spoiler we got a while back saying these exact characters would get killed by the mountain in a "red wedding" moment
>clench my asshole
Anyone else remember this? It didn't happen this episode, but it looks like that's what they're setting up here
You can just TELL 100% of this episode was written by Dan Weiss.
Dabid Benioff writes the okay-tier episodes, but Weiss's horseshit is something you can smell a mile away.
Just look how much of the episode is talked about by Weiss
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EQxKjW0PmaU
>>69274708
metaphor. he was going right and well. now continue.
>>69274824
Cleganebowl confirmation. Get hype.
>>69274765
Its possible the Umbers and Rickon have some sort of master plan up their sleeves and that the Direwolf head isn't Shaggydog
That seems unlikely though, how many plots can revolve around one's uncanny ability to smash walnuts?
>>69274801
Real (book) Brienne would have gotten cut into itty bitty pieces by the Hound
>>69274762
you fucked up again
Based Umbers tricking Ramsay. Get fucked
>>69274335
>Umbers swearing fealty for bullshit reasons.
This could be a ruse though, right
>>69274762
I don't understand
WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY SHOW US TOJ THEN END IT RIGHT BEFORE LYANNA
>>69274116
Pretty good episode. At least most of the scenes made sense. Tower of joy was dumb and so was Tyrion's speaking, but the rest worked. Varys actually doing something and being intimidating was good, Sam the cuck king worked, Jons scenes were satisfying besides my watch has ended, Arya actually advanced, and Kings landing was as usually good all around
every /got/ thread since the episode ended
>criticism
>"well it could have been much worse!"
That's how you know it was truly horrible
Was I really high or was that actually a good episode?
>>69274701
If you voted for 5 or above you literally need to get the fuck out.
>Fart joke
>Le witty imp plays le funny drinking game
>Shit and pointless Daenerys scenes
>ten fucking minutes of Arya faceless crap
>Jon comes back and isn't changed at all, nothing is different, he's still a complete pussy
>Common whore from Meereen whose bf is literally called Dong is dressed like a noble family
>in fact all the costumes have simply gone to shit, what the fuck were the Kingsguard wearing? It looked like they hammered together that armour out of tin cans Lyanna threw out the window
Yeah good ep man
Why does the Tower of Joy suck ass?
Why didn't Howland Reed know frog magic?
>>69274942
It was good.
Varys is GOAT
so cleganebowl confirmed cause of lannister's saying they will do trial by combat?.....
>>69274915
To keep people watching until the very last episode of the season which is when they'll show it.
>>69274837
that scene did seem pretty missplaced. And since pycelle and kevan die to varys in the books (who isn't in KL anymore) this makes sense
what a shit fucking episode christ
>>69274890
They gave him Rickon, Osha and killed Shaggydog m8.
>>69274595
yea me too
the 7 vs 3 is a big deal since aerys's KG was one of the most stacked of all time. they had dayne, hightower and whent outnumbered and they still got wrecked
all 7 members were considered among the best knights in the realm, even young jaime. the show gets the broad strokes right as usual but fucks up the details leaving the scene with a bad taste.
i mean dual wielding and that choreography come on. no one was even wearing full plate.
>>69274963
Rushed to fucking shit man
>>69274335
Umbers are tricking Ramsay, because D&D in their infinite wisdom cut the Manderly's from the show.
>>69274116
Yes
but your pic is shit.
>>69274832
doesn't make any sense, the age gap is to great
Howland should be closer to Ned's age, the High Sparrow looks like he's in his 80's
how is cleganebowl confirmed?
>>69274961
>>in fact all the costumes have simply gone to shit, what the fuck were the Kingsguard wearing? It looked like they hammered together that armour out of tin cans Lyanna threw out the window
This. What happened to the costumes? They used to be fucking amazing
>>69274942
>anime double sword fight
>15 minutes of boring Tyrion filler
no
>>69274963
>Why didn't Howland Reed know frog magic?
This hurts me the most. One of the oldest /got/ memes laid to rest.
>>69274970
Good to see Varys get a real scene that actually requires acting and not just a comic relief and an insert for dick jokes.,
>>69274669
wew lads
>>69274714
what do you mean fake as fuck? A bunch of that stuff has happened already.
>>69274915
It's Dumb and Dumber, what the hell did you expect? Those hacks want to blue ball everyone for as long as fucking possible because they think it'll somehow make it more climactic to delay showing what everyone's already known for five goddamn years.
Did anyone else notice High Test Daenerys side boob looked pretty big? They are probably so nice now.
>>69274963
Where at all in the books did it say he used frog magic? Ned said Howland saved him, this is very likely what GRRM was going for
>>69275054
imagine dat ass
>>69274468
Olly did everything wrong because he was motivated purely by personal revenge and general cuntyness.
Thorne did nothing wrong, and Bowen Marsh in the books was 100% in the right.
>>69274838
if episode 1 was written by weiss and 2 was written by benioff, then youre probably right.
You'd think Dany would take the hint that nobody gives a shit that she's DAENERYS STORMBORN OF HOUSE TARGARYEN, BREAKER OF CHAINS, QUEEN OF MEEREEN, AND MOTHER OF DRAGONS
>>69275042
>>69274970
Based. Varys is the patrician's choice of character.
>>69274684
dabid and dan are just going to kill everyone off like that?
This episode fucking sucked.
The rest of the series is going to be like this - you can tell that the ideas are cool, George RR Martin obviously had some cool shit planned - but when the bullet point storyline was handed over, the gaps were filled with cheesy dialogue and bullshit gapfiller like that Tyrion - Greyworm scene.
The show will keep treading water solely because GRRM's interesting storyline, but it's just going to get more and more ridiculous. Shame. Hope it doesn't ruin the books for me.
>WATCH THE SHOW RIGHT NOW
>ALRIGHT, IT'S 2 KINGSGUARD
>SURELY THE DUEL WIELDER ISN'T ARTHUR "BIG GUY FOR YOU" DAYNE
>HE MUST BE WITH LYANNA
>"HE'S ARTHUR DAYNE, THE BEST SWORD[[[S]]] MAN[[[S]]]" - BRAN
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>>69275054
is she wearing blue jeans under that shit?
BRAVO D&D
Is Jon killing a child meant to be a morally dark moment or something? I doubt anyone in the world took it that way.
>>69275014
Agreed. Best Kingsguard of all time. No need to give them anime dual swords, just let the viewers know how good they are.... give more backstory, mention the knights with Ned, etc. Make people invested in the damn fight.
TINY
>>69275082
man she gaine dsome 2o lbs in a day. but god i'd still fuck her to death. that cute fat shaking. yummm. she still fine
>>69275098
It's true to her character to be self unaware and narcissistic.
>>69275039
>everything in kings landing
>Ramsy getting rickon
>Aerya's first interesting scene in like 10000 episodes
>everything at the wall
I liked those parts.
>>69275098
She's been surrounded by people who practically worship her for quite a while.
>>69274116
I heard that they couldn't make Dawn glowy and shit cause the materials that would make it "Alive with light" and pale as milkglass and shit wouldn't be able to clash against shit without breaking and getting fucked up.
Can anyone confirm?
I think it was the dudes that made the official replications of shit from the show that said it.
Does Dany and or Arya get their cheeks stroked within the episode at some point?Or show their feet not in piss ugly sandals?
>>69275037
Their surcoats (sorry historyfag I don't know this but the thing underneath their plate) was literally modern black gossamer too, it was like sports equipment so they could move better. Not only did it completely lack any protection, it also didn't look medievil in the slightest.
As for the northerners... their costumes were just incredibly bland. I know they're glorified extras except for Ned, but still.
I like Jon's new haircut
>>69275117
Don't forgot the Uggs
>>69275175
CG MOTHER FUCKER.
so they are going to let ramsay fuck everything up and kill him off at the end.
>>69275175
There's CGI for a reason. That's a stupid excuse.
"they think you're some kind of god" thing was weird
/r/ timestamp for pycelle fart
watched the scene a few times and i still cant hear it
>>69275175
THEY COULD HAVE PAINTED A SWORD FUCKING WHITE
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69274606
Nigger do you remember the very first scene of the show? Of course he was going to do it.
>>69274335
>God Tier
Bernie sanders sweet talking the shota king
Arya training montage
Last words of the hanged men (fuck olly)
Umber having a man-to-man talk with Ramsay
>Good Tier
Jon waking up and meeting his pals
Qyburn talking to varys' little birds
Tower of Joy fight coreography
Varys intimidating a niggress
>Meh Tier
Every other kings landing scene
Sam and Gilly scene
Tower of Joy casting and setting completely off
Daenerys getting btfo
>Shit Tier
Jon walking away "muh watch is ended", no speech, no commotion
Arya getting her eyes back after 3 episodes FUCK OFF
Tyrion making le funny memetalk with le stoic black people
Rickon is getting murdered for gratuitous violence and to give Jon a reason to march towards Winterfell
TELL ME ABOUT THE HOUND
>>69274942
It was good but not great and not as good as last weeks
>>69275054
It was a body double compare their triceps fat
>>69274335
>>69274471
>Portrayal of Arthur Dayne, Hightower
The young looking Kingsguard dude that died first was supposed to be Hightower? I thought that was Whent. Hightower's supposed to be old or at least quite up there in years.
>>69275226
If you are on HBOGo, it is 35:27
>mfw this episode
Whatever happened to the tripfag shitposter from last year?
What was his name again?
What if the mountain changes his name to the fountain
>>69274942
It was good in comparison to the last two.
The acting was stepped up and the plot wasn't rushed.
>>69275253
I assumed it was Hightower because Hightower was namedropped by Pycelle later in the episode
>>69275175
If that really was the issue, they should've just colored the blade Black, or something, anything.
keeping it as a normal sword is fucking stupid considering how much lore went into that one weapon
>>69275209
>>69275217
With how shitty their usual cg is, you guys would complain about it and say it looks like a lightsaber and why it looks like they ripped off JJ Ambrams cause there's lens flare
>>69275226
>>69275253
Yes, Hightower was old and the Lord Commander. Do you think D&D care?
>>69275268
surprisingly good camerawork and cinematography in this scene
>>69275258
underrated
In Thorne’s boots is not a nice place to be. I found the most important thing when playing the character was to just get rid of a whole section of feelings that I have as a human being — like joy, for instance, that’s just gone. Once I achieved that, in my mind, to look at Jon Snow, who has the world before him and talent and is this personal human being, to look at him while you’re feeling joyless, then Snow presses all the wrong buttons
>based aliser thorne actor
>>69275268
CANT WAKE UP
>>69275300
Better than dual-wielding.
>>69275050
So you bring in half the wildling army and build up 2 seasons for it, only to get it killed by ramsay?
Are you also gonna belief that Ramsay kill list?
post yfw the little fucker finally died
>>69274558
You know Arthur Dayne was a fag with a crush on Rhaegar, right? Just pointing this out
>>69275268
JUST
>>69275243
WHY DOES HE EAT THE CHICKEN
>>69275300
Better than anime powah.
Sword(s) of the Morning...
Reminder: Jaime confirmed that Sneks are ruling over Dorne rn.
They went from:
>avenging the death of our beloved father and fuck buddy, restoring the glory of house martell
To:
>down with Oberyn's family (not inherently related to us) and house martell in general; their weak men can not survive, long live dorne and the strong women who gave the martell's their strength in the first place
It makes no fucking sense, and the show wants to establish them as smart and badass, but anyone with a head can see that they can't even keep their own agendas right.
>tfw theon is going to become the biggest badass of all time
What is dead, may never die
>>69275342
is that the real rickon or not? fucking shaggydog killed by shitty umbers? why are the wolves so useless except for ghost and potentially nymeria?
also is greatjon umber dead in the books? his son is a cunt
also why is jaime still butt buddies with cersei
>tfw they turned Jon into a video game character
>>69274983
yeah because people are just gonna check out of the series once that scene is aired
fuck off retard
>>69275268
forget Olly, it was Yarwick who was the tragic character
>forced to follow Thorne, even though he knew Jon was right
>eventually Thorne has the bright idea to stab Azor Jon and Yarwick is forced to go along, clearly regretting it the most
>only wanted his wife to think he died bravely fighting the Wildlings when he really just died like a bitch
very similar to the life of a Stannisfag
>>69275333
80% of that Ramsay kill-list has already happened or implied to have happened.
>>69275258
wait a damn second
what does he say before the blade comes down?
I can't remember if I've ever noticed that before
>>69275235
>Nigger do you remember the very first scene of the show?
>some fags get killed by whitewalkers and one of them escapes.
?????????what dos that have to do with anything
>>69275342
Thank you based D&D
>>69275342
reddit filename
into the trash you go
Was the other kingsguard Whent, or Hightower?
I assume it's Whent, but why the fuck did pycelle mention hightower at all?
Why have those scenes in the same episode?
>>69275241
>shota king
You do know this guy is 18, right? That's a literal adult man now.too old
Everyone noticed the Cleganebowl confirmation right?
even Jaime's hype
>>69275342
>>69275457
maybe Hightower will be up high in the tower
>>69275402
Smalljon gets killed trying to protect Robb Stark. Greatjon gets captured and held prisoner to keep House Umber from fighting back against the Boltons and the Freys.
>>69275402
Obviously it was Rickon, its Osha and the same actor. If its a ruse why even include Osha at all?
And of course its Shaggydog, the show just doesnt care about making the head big. Its shown that the head immidiately made Ramsay believe that this is Rickon and thats the head of his dire wolf. Ramsay fucking knows hounds and shit, you think he'd mistake a direwolf head for a regular wolf?
>>69275457
gerold hightower's up in the toj bed of blood with lyanna, witnessing jon's birth
>Greatjon is dead
NO
FINAL FUCKING STRAW
"WHO SAID THIS?"
"ME, LE QUIP LE DWARF LE"
>>69275408
Expectations increase ratings.
how does qyburn give candied plums to all the birds in dorne and high garden is there is no postal service in westeros?
I wan't underage fags to go
>>69275483
poetry
>get hyped for the most pivotal episode ever of game of thrones
>stay up late and watch it despite having a final in 5 hours
>get 5 seconds of ebin dual wielding at the tower of joy and a shitty cliffhanger
>get 44 minutes and 55 seconds of le ebin sitcoms with tyrion and varys
>>69275333
its happening anon - dungeons and dragons will make it so. As much as you want to believe it won't get that absurd - it will.
>>69275402
It's the same fucking actors, yes it's the real Rickon and Osha. The Umbers aren't faceless men or red priests.
And yes they're seriously joining Ramsey.
>>69275498
I bet
>Rickon is taller than Ramsay
holy FUCK is puberty doing a number on these kids
>>69275175
They did lightsabers in fucking 1970s no problem.
2 minute scene where one episode has a higher budget than fucking A New Hope, and they couldn't stump for some CGI? I would have accepted the dual wielding if Dawn was legit and glowed.
The Dawn we got is a crime in comparison to the books. It's smaller, fine. It doesn't glow, annoying. Dayne STICKS IT IN THE FUCKING DIRT DISRESPECTING IT WHILE KEEPING HIS REGULAR PLEB STEEL SWORD AT HIS SIDE? LITERALLY WAT.
Why the fuck are people complaining about a shitty sword with lore.
Characters were completely cut from the book into the show and people expect the show writers to care about how a sword looks and background story of a now irrelevant family?
>that 5 minute scene of le small man quipping and trying to get no balls and black slut to talk to him
literally why?
>>69275507
It's called the market
>>69275390
>imblying Euron isn't going to molest him as soon as he shows back up
FUCKING UMBER BASTARD
I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF HES PLAYING RAMSAY
I HOPE HE DIES FOR SHAGGYDOG
>>69275503
kek
It was so obvious, I yelled "me" at my laptop just before he said le witty quip
This episode made me physically sick, specifically when they revealed Rickon and Shaggy Dog's head
What the fuck happened? This show is dogshit
THE ULTIMATE REDEMPTION OF D&D: THE EPISODE:
>Melisandre brings back Olly so Jon can kill him again.
>Rickon Stark & Osha in Winterfell are a ploy by Umbers and other northern houses. Ramsay makes Osha his bitch. They engage in violent sex like he did with Myranda. She cuffs him to a bed. Rickon brings in the real Shaggydog (the severed head was a ruse,fake wolf) and they let him on Ramsay to rip him. Umbers and the other houses attack and take back Winterfell.
>Tower of Joy flashback continues, in the tower, Ned finds the real Arthur Dayne (the guy who he killed was G. Hightower). They have a 3 minute amazing duel and Arthur is a major badass with his sword Dawn. He eventually defeats him and R+L=J gets confirmed.
> Tyrion finally decides that he's had too much shit ruling these rioting cities. He fucks off to Volantis in disguise and chases his true calling.
>We find out Sandor is still alive and will fight for the Faith in Cersei's trial. Cleganebowl 100% confirmed, undeniable.
> The Dothraki decide that Dany's betrayal of the Dothraki customs is unforgivable, all 20k good men and their horses rape her and then she's butchered for horse food.
> Arya becomes full assassin god tier faceless man. Decides to run off back to Westeros and use this skills to finish off the people from her list. About to leave while everyone's sleeping, but not before entering Waif's room. She wakes her up and asks her "Who are you?" - The Waif looks at her confused. Arya BTFO's her in an awesome combo and says "Another person off my list".
>Jamie gets horny, wants Cersei to have sex with him again. She refuses, gets salty about Myrcella and all the shit that's been happening recently. Jamie attempts to rape her but she fights back. Overpowers her,starts raping.She starts screaming for The Mountain to save her. He chokes her and covers her mouth with his hand to prevent her from screaming and rapes her harder. As he cums into her, he realizes he strangled her. Prophecy fulfilled.
>>69275412
>fan fiction guesswork
>include things that already happened
>didn't post these things in advance with a timestamp
S...SEEE IT'S REAL BECAUSE IT LISTS THINGS THAT HAPPENED ALREADY
fuck off or post real leak links faggot
Cleganebowl confirmed but is it happening this season or is king's landing moving at a snail's pace
>>69275545
>black slut
she's a classy lady and would make a better queen than fatleesi
>>69275535
>use a different actor
>there's no mystery everyone knows for sure it's a decoy so there's no drama
real good idea there champ.
so.....bloodraven is now 1,000 years old in the show
BRAVO D&D. BRAVO.
so i guess bloodraven as brynden rivers is completely scrapped and now he's just some magical old scandanvian man that has been sitting in a tree for 1,000 years.
just...bravo
post yfw you realize this show is leftist propaganda for refugees
>>69274467
>>69274418
to me it felt like it was highlighting how the people surrounding dany are totally incompetent at governing
So we all agree that the best part of the entire season so far is the bantz with Umber and Ramsay, correct?
So who was the "Oathbreaker" in this episode?
Jon, for quitting the Nights Watch?
Reed, for being a beta bitch?
Smalljon, for giving over Rickon?
This show has gotten so bad that we get at least one major meme from each episode. First the Sneks, then I am the X, then farting.
>>69275584
Writing catering to the crowd that bandwagoned the show after Season 3 and don't pay attention at all
>>69274116
Too bad they had to fuck him over with DUDE DUAL WIELDING LMAO
>>69275585
>>Tower of Joy flashback continues, in the tower, Ned finds the real Arthur Dayne (the guy who he killed was G. Hightower). They have a 3 minute amazing duel and Arthur is a major badass with his sword Dawn.
>>69275483
>Gerold is taking care of Lyanna and means Ned no harm
>Lays down his sword and asks Ned to help him bury Lyanna
NAH WITTENZE
>Ned holds his arms behind his back as howland shivs his stomach 20 times
>>69275427
"this really was a storm of swords"
>>69275585
BONUS:In the preview for the next episode, we see Tyrion in Volantis performing at a stand up comedy show.
>>69275489
Apparently not in the show
Why the fuck would the Umbers meet with Ramsay and not mention that they would like their man back
The dialogue in the Tower of Joy thing was so shitty.
Like each actor was just waiting for the other to finish saying their lines so they could quickly say their own, pretty much no emotion or anything, all stunted. Felt kinda rushed too.
>>69275620
tormund making a small dick joke about jon's pecker was one of the top 5 moments in the entire series
>>69274448
Noice
>>69275585
i'd like the dany part
>>69275625
>This show has gotten so bad that we get at least one major meme from each episode.
I'm glad tbhwy. Without the memes it would be less fun
>>69275621
Obviously jon you dum dum
>>69275547
>>69275547
>market for candied plums availability everywhere equal
>>69275621
all 3
>>69274684
>over half of them are by Ramsay
jesus fucking christ
>>69275178
Please respond it's one of the only reasons I get excited for this show now.
>>69275529
>going anywhere near something like this within days of a final exam
not clever
What if, the umbers are replacing the manderleys, and the head's are just a trick, kinda like with davos in book 5.
>>69275427
>Finally, I have become A Game of Thrones based on the books by George R R Martin
>>69275610
>Created in 1995
>leftist propaganda for refugees
>>69275690
>what is trade
>>69275710
Ramsay is going to flay Rickon, is that part of their epic plan?
>>69275659
But real fighting is supposed to be 'rushed'. Did you expect fucking slomo? the only thing that pissed me off about that scene was the fucking dual wield bullshit
>>69275543
It is absolutely amazing how retardedly obsessed people are over this sword
>Going to have to endure prof teasing tonight's GoT episode tomorrow
>Whole class talking about how good it was
Does anyone else have to suffer like this?
>>69275342
I liked him for killing Ygritte tho
I also liked him for killing Jon Snow
I hate all the characters you guys like and not ironically.
>>69275628
This, you could see he had trouble doing it. Should have just given him a big fucking sword desu, it would have been significantly cooler if he took one swing and killed two northmen at once to open the fight which made Howland Reed piss himself and fall on the floor.
Did anyone else notice that Ned was a sly little fucker? He let Holand charge Dayne while he and his m8 went for Hightower/Whent who were clearly inferior. Top kek m8 nice job getting all your bois killed by Dayne.
He even looked really upset when he realized he was going to have to fight Dayne... weirdly comedic moment where he was like 'well, fuck, if I have to, I guess.'
>>69275698
>>69275178
No.
>>69275621
Pycelle was the Windbreaker
>>69275665
here's your (you) i hope you chock on it
>>69275606
bran could simply have been exaggerating mate
but it's possible d&d forgot the lore
Man, get over the dual wielding, fellas. If there's anyone in ASOIAF who is an overpowered fantasy hero, it's Arthur Dayne. Let him have it.
Dabid and Dabid didn't fuck up too much of the dialogue at the TOJ which honestly impressed me
>>69275728
>what is back to the point of the original question
>>69275770
i'll let him have it right in the nape lmao
