last thread >>69266172
JON MAKES ED LORD COMMANDER AND SAYS HIS WATCH HAS ENDED
>ARYA GETS HER SIGHT BACK
>UMBER SAYS HE'S BRINGING RAMSAY OSHA & RICKON
BRAN IS LOOKING BACK IN THE PAST AND SCREAMS DAD AND NED TURNS AROUND
QYBURN SAYS HE CAN TWEAK THE MOUNTAIN TO IMPROVE HIM
JAIME SUGGESTS HAVING THE MOUNTAIN KILL THE HIGH SPARROW
Use this thread first >>69267875
bank this thread for later.
>HBO trying to stop the leaks
Fugg off this is the real thread:
>>69267875
AZOR JONAZOR JONAZOR JONAZOR JONAZOR JONAZOR JONAZOR JONAZOR JONAZOR JONAZOR JON
Stream site?
>>69268261
sopcast 259497
WHO THE FUCK SHARED THE STREAMS WITH REDDIT
Whoa
CGI HEAD IN A TREE
ITS HAPPENING
>DUAL WIELDING
will this meme ever end.
KANJIKLUB
Holy FUCK they FUCKED that scene up
>literally dual wielding
WHERE THE FUCK WAS DAWN?????
>So good he can fight with two swords
DUEL WIELD
>>69268745
the white sword he had
>>69268767
SORA!
T H I C K G R A N D M A
KHALESSI IS FUCCIN THICCCCCCCC
TWO SWORDS DABID TWO SWORDS
>Howland Reed
>backstabbing coward
fucking frogmen
COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO EAT
>dany scene
time for a snack break
>>69267914
based Reed backstab
fat fuck
HIGH T E S T
How the fuck did the Dothraki catch a fucking whale?
So does Dany's carpet match the drapes?
WE BINGOED
BINGO BINGO BINGO
So hes called sword of the morning but doesnt use the sword of the morning?
Lmao at the bolton fucking shit getting rekt during the fight
torrent plox
JON SNOW MOM REVEAL THROUGH MAX VON FLASHBACK
What's happened so far? I just got back from work.
I bet Kelly C give good succ
>>69268943
Based KHALEESI
Fucking absurd she's the only one who won't go nude.
THAT NUDE SCENE WAS SOME WEAK ASS SHIT
![chris-evans-reveals-his-mystery-date-secret-1105567-OneByOne[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0gaBIiR.jpg "chris-evans-reveals-his-mystery-date-secret-1105567-OneByOne[1].jpg")
>okay David, this scene is GOAT and can be EASILY recorded in a faithful to the books fashion, but... is there any way for us to make it even better?
>I'll just ask my 10 year old nephew to redesign Dayne senpai
LE NO NUDE CLAUSE :^)
torrent???????????
SO WHO WAS YOUNG NED STARK FIGHTING????
fucking GOT WENT FROM TITS AND DRAGONS TO... dragosn
>>69268953
His name is Eddard, not Noone you showfag
>>69267914
Holy fuck that Tower of Joy scene was worse than I could've imagined.
>that dual wielding
>no Dawn
Also, WHERE THE FUCK WAS ICE?
Why was Ned fighting with a fucking longsword? That's the most egregious fucking part. THEY'VE ALREADY MADE THE FUCKING PROP.
Howland Reed representing the backstabbing people he comes from
> fucking frenchmen those frogs
>this high test bitch
HNNNNG
bravo dandd
anyone got a torrent?
Damn they got some thick chicks in this season
HNNNNGGGGHHHH
>Make only the girls play games
>>69269098
Are you retarded?
BRAVO DABIID AND DABID
>>69269039
Arthur Dayne you gigantic fucking retard
WE
>that accent
>>69269075
Frog Ninja Wizard Extraordinaire turned out to be Lame Regular Joe BACKSTABBER
feels bad man
Dorne?
Are bookfags the absolute cancer?
At least Varys is still cool. They haven't ruined everything.
tyrion has become incredibly cheesy in the latest seasons
We need more cock jokes
>Three scenes of Essos bullshit
makeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstop
What fucking reason do they have to make everything in the show worse than the books?
Why couldn't there be three kingsguard?
Did they not have enough money to hire another person? Then just take one from Ned's party.
Why did they make the CONSCIOUS FUCKING DECISION to have Ned NOT use Ice and to have Dayne use TWO fucking swords?
And why are they more concerned with bringing back "Cersei Look At My Cock" man and Mommy Fetish whore for legitimate scenes instead of getting the actual shit right?
What reason is there?
DABID
TWO SWORDS DABID
TWO
SWORDS
>le quippy dwarf
>foreign people have no humour
BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO COCK XD
Faegon?
>>69269155
Are you illiterate?
>>69269205
Le muh cock joke
Can someone ex plain this scene to me
>>69269192
Ned never used Ice in combat
>>69269192
anon, I...
Based Varys.
LE WITTY DWARF
XDD
>>69269174
>mfw the leak was real
>mfw the dick joke was there
DROPPED
LE DRUNK MIDGET WHO DRINKS AND KNOWS THINGS AND IS KING OF BANTZ xd
My god
They really butchered tower of joy
I can imagine cleganebowl : 5 seconds of Sandor stabbing set Robert in the back
PATROL
LE WITTY DWARF MAN GUYS XD HAHAH COCK JOKES INCOMING
>>69269148
Then stream it
Torrents are out later kid
petrol
>>69269241
Yes he did, motherfucker.
It's a greatsword made of valyrian steel, that shit ways the same, if not LESS than a regular long sword.
POST STREAMS
Tfw you have to watch this shit to see what happens in the Jon snow storyline.
>>69269222
Are you on the spectrum?
A GAME OF THRONES
Tyrion is so horrible this season.
DABID
>my son
LMAO PATROL xDDD
TYRION SAYS FUNNY STUFF xD
EMMY W H E N ?
Why did the ASOIAF become so bloody awful? Before the show it wasn't that bad and relatively decent, since the red wedding happened in HBO's GOT everything's gotten worse and worse.
DUDE
TYRION
LMAO
DRINKING GAMES XD
>>69269192
Normies. Literally.
Normies find dual wielding FAR more 'awesome' than seeing another valyrian sword they don't even remember the importance of.
>>69269241
>I haven't read the books but let me weigh in senpai
This shit is so fucking boring.
Just want to see what happens on the wall and up north
>EPIC DRINKING GAMES XD
The witty dwarf and his drinking games
>>69269291
i just let /got/ tell me
the one or two things in this show that still interest me aren't worth sitting through an hour of shitty tv. thread's open in a tab while i do more productive things
I'm so fucking sick of Tyrion. He's pretty much just a caricature of the earlier seasons now.
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who /abouttodropthisshow/ here?
did they recast the black girl that was in love wit
h the cockless guy? who is this what is going on?
based qyburn
>Birds I always trust
Qyburn gonna get shivved
OH GOD THIS IS SO BAD
STOP
PLEASE
PLEAAAAAAAAAAAASE
HAHAHAH A NICE BIT OF CONTINUITY GUYS
REMEMBER IN SEASON 1 WHEN THEY PLAYED THE SAME GAME? HAHA
What was the point of that scene
>le funny dwarf created I need
Friendly reminder that if you're not subscribed to HBO you should kill yourself for being a poor, worthless degenerate.
HAHAHAHAHA XD
EMMY WHEN
Tyrion being awkward and trying to extract an ounce of fun and personality out of those two works well.
some great plot advancement took place in every scene in the past 15 minutes, good stuff
>>69269333
Tyrion invented modern teenager drinking games lol
Who gives a fuck about the unsullied
>>69269293
At least I can read.
Cletus can't.
would Tower of Joy scene been better if Dayne had 3 swords?
Qyburn will have Kevan killed.
SCREENCAP THIS
>>69269341
>This shit is so fucking boring.
Martin's shit is over - time for cheap and boring dnd fanfuck.
>>69269354
who /dropped at end of last season with no regrets/ here
>this is ser gregor
>not ser robert strong
They could at least PRETEND
They should've waited for the books so the writing isn't terrible
>Gregor
Would calling him Robert Strong really confuse showfags?
tyrion sudcs
WHAT
THE
FUCK
WAS
THE
POINT
OF
THAT
SCENE?
Grandpa Qyburn scene saving the episode, desu
>>69269342
Who is this delinquent youth?
>>69269419
Why not 4?
>>69269419
As long as one of them was milky white, yes
Wew, so the rebel faction is financed by your most obvious and most powerful enemy.
SHIT, WHO COULD'VE POSSIBLY EXPECTED THIS?
WAS THAT A FART?
mfw I keep forgetting it's on at 9, not 10
>>69269419
What about 6?
>>69269428
lol nice.
new tolkien when?
>>69269336
> Asked if Ned ever used Ice in battle. George points out it was a greatsword, very large and cumbersome, a ceremonial sword for beheading people more than a fighting sword, so he suggests that it was "probably too heavy and clumsy" to use unless you're the Mountain. So, I think that's a pretty clear "no".
fuck right off
>Gregor
D&D FUCK YOOOOOOOOU
>>69269432
yes
>>69269422
/dropped when barriston died/
>Qyburn having plums from Dorne
DORNISH MASTERPLAN CONFIRMED
>Gregor
>younglings
I know how this is going to go....
Sure. Ruin the birds. Why not.
They are all going to die.
>>69269071
They even had Dayne go reverse grip.
>Sir Gregor
Wtf I thought birds were birds
>>69269453
Mikaela
>>69269380
Friendly reminder that no one gives a fuck. Now leave.
BASED FUCKING QUEEN OF THORNS
Pyrcelle dies when? I hate that fuck so much.
Gregor confirmed!
Dornish master plan confirmed!
BASED GRANDMA BRINGING IN THE BANTZ
ROBERT STRONG CUT LOL
FUCKING CONFIRMED
GET HYPE
>Ser Gregor
>>69269504
Ah, cause you're an idiot.
I get it.
>sir gregor
WHAT
THE
FUCK
ARE
THEY SMOKING
DID D&D COMPLETELY LOSE THE PLOT?
>>69269422
Me too. I Follow the show through /tv/ and preston jacobs reviews.
GET HYPE
Cleganeb owl!
>>69269528
TOO CONFUSING FOR DUMB SHOWFAGS
>>69269287
word of god
>Asked if Ned ever used Ice in battle. George points out it was a greatsword, very large and cumbersome, a ceremonial sword for beheading people more than a fighting sword, so he suggests that it was "probably too heavy and clumsy" to use unless you're the Mountain.
CLEGANEBOWL
CLEGANE BOWL CONFIRMED
>Gregor
Clegane Bowl confirmed!
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Did he just shit himself?
>(farts)
BRAVO D&D
>fart noise
>actually confirming it's gregor
JESUS CHRIST DABID AND DABIIID
THERE'S NO DOUBT ABOUT IT NOW
CLEGANEBOWL CONFIRMED
GET HYPE
GET FUCKING HYPE
FART JOKE.
Wonderful writing.
I could not give a shit about any of these fucks except Jon snow. This shit is so horrible.
a fart?
seriously?
>FART NOISE
fart noise
HE FARTED XDD
>tfw its confirmed
LMAO THE OLD MAN FARTED
HE FARTED BECAUSE HE'S OLD XD
L M A O
MATURE TELEVISION IS GREAT xDDD
Literally a fart joke.
CLEGANEBOWL CONFIRMED
Reminder that Sophie Turner wants Sansa to die so she can focus on her budding film career:
>Turner discussed what she wants for Sansa in the future. “I don’t want to survive. I want Littlefinger to end up on the throne…If you’re on Game of Thrones and you don’t have a cool death scene, then what’s the point? I think it would be really disappointing if I got to the end I was just okay.”
When will Sansa die, /tv/?
I hope Cersei kills everyone.
>>69267914
VARYS CONFIRMED KIDDY DIDDLER
>Completely missing the point of Robert strong
Jesus Christ you can barely call this an adaptation
It sounded like a shart
Tommen sounds just like Joffrey here.
>I am the king
WHY IS HBO LATIN AMERICA SO FAR BEHIND!???
g-guys it was just a chair squeak
Get hype
THIS
IS
SO
BAD
O
H
M
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G
O
D
>>69269467
Three is just fine.
Sand sneks actually, really control Dorne? The fuck?
where the fuck is CIA
>"DABID LET'S MAKE HIM FART DABID"
I seriously thought I imagined that fart
worst episode of the season so far
>>69269470
GURM dedicates a sentence to how 'beautiful' Ice and Dawn are while clashing in their fight.
What the fuck is that quote even from?
They are dangerously close to remembering forgotten characters exist in this ep....
>>69269647
she'll kill cia and live through the rest of the showshe'll never get her tits out
>mfw it's confirmed
I cant believe how bad this episode is. It's like some sick joke
>>69269553
Goddamn, George really does know fuck all about swords, does he?
That Warhammer bullshit was bad enough
There was a definite farto sound
>>69269683
WE'LL GET AN EMMY FOR THIS DABID
Finally addressing the Frankenstein
>>69269420
SCREENCAP THIS PREDICTION THAT HAS BEEN MADE A THOUSAND TIMES!!!!!
Autist.
>>69269682
Trying to find a big guy
Why couldn't they have done WOT instead of ASOIAF? I know WOT is shit but at least the source material is complete.
>That's one trial by combat I look forward to
CONFIRMED
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>overthrown House Martell and taken control of Dorne
>>overthrown House Martell and taken control of Dorne
>>>overthrown House Martell and taken control of Dorne
>>>>overthrown House Martell and taken control of Dorne
"I AM THE KING!"
>Fart sound
remember when jaime was going to the river lands?
IS THIS A COUNCIL MEETING OR DID IT TURN INTO NIGHTCALLS ALL OF A SUDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Tommen a shit king.
>>69269647
>ever
>fucking
>time
these fucking idiot normie actresses and actors and viewers completely miss the point of the show.
What would based joffrey do in this situation?
>>69269764
He ded
Is High Sparrow the best character in Kings Landing?
ahahhaaha he farted lets spam it how funny xEDDDD
>it's a mother's day episode
>>69269775
That is still happening. Him and Cersei are going to have their falling out and he rides out with Bronn.
>>69269775
Remember when cersei wrote him a letter and he couldn't be bothered to finish reading it?
>tfw show will never be this good again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozVcbIc5yWI
Pycelle is still alive?
God I just want to see this old fuck die so bad. He is the most boring lame-ass villain.
booooorriiiinnngg
>>69269801
>implying based Joff gives a fuck about his whore mother
>these random nameless kingsguard
wtf
IS THIS THE HOUSE DORNE OR YOUR GIRL'S DORNE
>>69269801
impale all those faggots
At this point in the series I don't even give a shit about the show anymore, I'm just waiting for that aspie Preston to upload his youtube review of episode 3.
>>69269801
Kill them all
>>69269838
bravo d&d
Streams you faggots! Post streams!
I thought it was me that farted.
FUCKING HELL I'M LAUGHING.
>>69269779
mmm aryas feet
>>69269831
>High Sparrow
>Villain
>>69269779
>Uno Farto
>>69269801
This Sparrow faggot would have been in the ground since last season.
>Tommen literally controlled by whoever is in the fucking room
Why do I even watch this
Tommen is actually falling for this charlatans shit...
>>69269801
He'd slaughter them all and then parade his mom through the streets naked
This episode is actually fucking appalling. I knew D&D were bad, but this is a new low.
>>69269838
High Septum bending the boy king to his will. Soon they will rule the galaxy as father and son
>>69269835
>Joff
>>69269831
>Villain
This is why you don't enjoy the character.
>the gods
Kill this old fuck you pussy
>>69269883
Fucking this. He's the biggest yes man in the whole show
>>69269847
>not based Linda
Pleb
>>69269869
>Villains
>Heroes
>Game of Thrones
>being a showcuck
DEGENERATES BTFO
BASED SPARROW
