WELL
THATS
BIRTHDAY
CAUSE
PUNANI
SORRY
MMHAAAH THE FRENCHPUNANI
ONE MILLION PERCENT POSSIBLE
c-c-combo breaker
HE AIN'T MY BOY
MOTHERFUCKER
CATERPILLER
I'M GONNA KEEP COMIN' BACK
UNTIL SOMEBODY REMEMBERS SEEING RITCHIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MuAbyEseXA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evd5aWcg0Hc
>>69266511
That's why you don't ask Pajeet to edit your movie.
>>69266121
wuh toogu sohlong vick? u seestore boutdat fiddy boggs i owh u?
>>69266674
Sixty, you fucking fat slob.
actor, film producer, screenwriter, film director, martial artist, Aikido instructor, musician, reserve deputy sheriff and entrepreneur.
>>69266764
god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLQHJ54ZE5o
>>69266121
Is he literally a human running gag?
What's greater, /tv/: Steven Seagal's awful career as an actor, or Steven Seagal's awful career as a musician?
>>69267117
More like human walking gag
>>69266750
30? why do you need 20 dollars
>>69266855
Him fucking failing with the grill upset me more than it should have.
youstillsoreaboutdatfiftybaa?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mojo_Priest
top kek who did this
>>69267481
Oh my god bwahahaaha
>>69267162
More like human waddling gag
>>69267481
>>69267481
What the fuck is this meme? Can someone explain to me the birthday thing?
>>69267930
Well I'm sorry to hear that
>>69267930
Something with his wife, I don't remember...
>>69266121
SNATCH
>>69267481
>no punani
cmon
CIA I will take you to the blood bank.
Baneposting > Segalposting
>>69268498
Nice baitkino
>>69268498
baneposting is dead
>>69268696
I'm sorry to hear that
>>69268736
'Cause now...
>>69268777
I will snatch every Baneposter
>>69268777
IM GONNA SNATCH EVERY MOTHERFUCKER TRIPS
>>69268498
Seagalposting is the official heir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=338D3HTto6M
>>69267481
>>69266121
>Baneposting > Segalposting
What did he mean by this
Punaniposting is superior
>>69266121
>>69266234
>>69266277
>>69266299
>>69266300
>>69266304
WELL THATS BIRTHDAY CAUSE PUNANI SORRY
>I will snatch every motherfucker birthday
what did he mean by this?
>>69269167
ze wanna tush de punani zey
https://youtu.be/vLe_BZ1mo3I
>>69269236
In an interview, he said he misspoke the line, it was supposed to be
"I will snatch every motherfucker birthday cake"
ANYBODY SEEN RITCHIE?
HAH?
>>69269289
Am I the only one who thinks this legit sounds pretty dope?
>>69269810
No
But I only listen to it after I smokeDUDEDUDE
>>69267162
Tell that to Zod's snatched birthday
EASY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dakhzl2SBQ
>>69269289
This is quite good tbqh senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr_Lah_7sew
>>69266497
I am the Danish
Do you guys know that Steven Seagal once shot a puppy in the head at point blank range? True story
http://www.avclub.com/article/steven-seagal-accused-of-killing-a-puppy-and-hundr-61146
>>69266121
he's the cook
>>69274586
>cook
>>69267930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfNW1ERej0A
>>69274914
what the fuck does this line even mean
YOUSTILLSOREBOUTDATFIFTYBUKS
https://youtu.be/4KlyHwnPqns
>>69275532
its provocative
>>69276023
Punanni is provocative
no joke. I've had the "girl its alright' song stuck In my head ever since these threads. fuck you guys.
>>69269236
He's been a cop for a long time. It means to kill someone.
>>69267481
>alligator ass
>>69275532
Uh i-I was um..... a cop and it means to kill someone. It's um...... a stre- uh yeah a street term.
Steven "if the punani is legal..." Seagal
ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?
>>69266121
Every mother mother birthday! EVERY one of them!
>>69276570
Is real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L46yAh1YcBI
>>69278629
happy mother's day autists! I assume you are the products of single mothers anyway. so appreciate them or get killed by every mother fucker birthday
>>69278765
>his new movie is only limited theater release
Well I'm sorry to hear that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3G3r_3NM6s
is there anything this man cant do
>>69280592
act
>>69280442
cuz now...
>>69280638
IM GONNA SNATCH
>>69280672
EVERY
>>69280784
MOTHA FUCKIN
>>69280905
ass parade
TELL ME ABOUT SEAGAL
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE SCARF?no seriously what the fuck is up with the scarf
That girl in Under Siege had the most perfect tits ever put on screen. I thank Steven for personally selecting her.
Kinda feel sorry for you guys who try to force a meme out of Seagall who really doesn't need to have any joke forced around him. He's entertaining as it is but the only way you guys seem to be able to find something funny is to force memes around it.
Do what the fuck you want but Steven is above the memes
>>69267481
Posting Golden Era Seagal:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jji78uEW14
>>69267481
>genre:punani
Not many people can say they invented a new genre of music. Is there anything this man can't do?
>>69267481
>Track 19: Cockpuncher Blues
>Track 20: "Snatchin' Every Mother Fucker Birthday"
It was hard for me to believe that "Alligator ass" was real.
>>69268498
Why not both?
>>69281278
It hides his double chin.
snatching every motherfucker birthday
>>69281278
It's a tactical shemagh. It makes him more powerful.
>>69267481
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mojo_Priest
>>69280442
is that Michael Biehn?
>>69285195
BIEHN?
>>69285195
doesn't seem like it, but michael jai white? NOOO, BLACK DYNAMITE I LOVE YOU!
ENOUGH WITH THE CLOWN!
>>69267117
running you say?
https://youtu.be/nkskuSXqUD0
>>69285195
looks like richard greico
>>69285154
"Talk to My Ass"
honestly cant tell if this is edited or thats the actual title
>>69267481
>changing the Allmusic rating to 5 stars
kek
>>69267481
It was me, I have proof
>>69269990
that explosion made no sense
>>69280442
BIEHN?
C'mon...once I saw a guy....a fanook if I ever saw. Dis guy had a knife, wavin' it around like a tough guy, talkin' about gimme your wallet, scumbag. And I was like, scumbag? Lemmy tell you somethin'...punk...If I ever was to come across you elsewhere, I might have killed you..but this time, I'm only gonna wound you.
Fuck youuuu!! (inevitable wrist bend) Wallet drops, and said scumbag is laid waste while blues guitar plays in the background.....Seagal picks up wallet and then drops it on the chest of defeated bad guy....
"take what you need"
>>69267930
Dey took hurr
Cheap james belushi knockoff
here's the paeg
>inb4 it's deleted
>tfw Will Sasso's portrayal of Steven Seagal turned out to be 100% accurate afterall
His album isn't bad lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6ZdUZFy2BI
>>69269198
haha ebin
>>69267481
I can't even tell which song names are real and which not.
>>69289881
>cockpuncher blues
Has to be real.
>>69289881
Everything with timestamps are legit, rest are memes
>>69290091
>Alligator Ass is a real song
The absolute madman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L46yAh1YcBI
>tfw you will never be granted Serbian citizenship
>>69290218
This isn't actually that bad.
>>69290091
Talk to my ass is a real song dude, it goes for like 8 minutes
>>69266121
Who is the primary Segal demographic, in 2016 AD?
>>69290525
Kinologists
>>69290525
weak willed individuals with small dicks
>>69290525
Slavs
His movies get played frequently on tv in Eastern Europe and Russia
it this coincidence? I think not.
>>69290525
My dad's in his mid fifties and he buys segal dvds ever time they come out
>>69281278
Seagal on the scarf
>After New Mexico, Seagal went on to open another dojo in West Hollywood. It was where he picked up the scarf. "I started wearing them in Taos because it was a hundred degrees all the time, and I would perspire so much I would drip on the mats. [...] Then I began thinking about the phrase 'keeping your head on your shoulders.' It makes me feel kind of creepy that people view it as a trademark or something - it's more a recognition of a weakness, which is that I'm just kind of worried that my head's gonna explode.
>>69291259
does he get any punani?
We now know who's playing Trump in his biopic.
FUCKING REKT
>>69280442
>>69285314
Michael Jai White huh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YDvGy0-p9M#t=24m28s
>>69269990
>that moment you realized Seagal just killed a train station full of innocent people, with his dick out, just to trick a black guy into opening a box
>>69282380
>yfw you realize he's sitting alone in the room and there's no one even there to hear that one liner
>>69291259
That's actually pretty cool anon, one day you will inherit all those DVDswhen his birthday is snatched but let's hope that takes a while
>>69267481
i lost
>>69294658
>You can hear Steven stop pissing when the guy first says "easy"
Why even
>>69294829
That takes a great deal of strength in dick muscles. Only steven has the strength to stop mid-piss.
>>69267481
>Steven "Punani Snatcher" Seagal
>>69294649
>"The Expendables has... many wonderful actors... Jason Stratham..."
>"it's Statham"
>"it's not Stratham?"
>>69282380
Greatest Quote eva:
https://youtu.be/VBnsTdxsIfQ
WHO PAID YOU TO DO BOBBY LUPO?
>>69295028
>he still calls him Jason Stratham after being corrected
fucking shit man
>>69266855
>That black dudes reaction the the stingray
>>69266855
>>69267218
>>69295779
Is this the dankest Steven Seagal reaction image ever?yes
>>69266855
>Mr Seagal, please, the rest of us are hungry too!
>>69295028
>>69295772
When?
>Seagal is so strong he flip hundreds of chinks with the flick of his wrist.
>tfw birthday is coming up.
>>69296273
not anymore it aint
>>69296354my birthday might actually be snatched
Can't wait to watch this tonight.
>>69296221
starting from 25:41
https://youtu.be/3YDvGy0-p9M?t=1541
>>69268527
>new hotness
>>69269021
the truth
>>69297212
>can i laugh in your face?
What did he mean by this?
>>69285592
Change the last so it's
>Snatch every motherfucker birthday feat. Day Tookah
>>69296824
that guy looks familiar. Is he from Payback?
>>69296824
I fell asleep.
>>69280592
this mutha aint white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X9RvuSuU_Y
How can anyone compete?
>>69267481
>"Ballad of Bobby Lupo" (with Richie Mandano)
>>69296629
Stay safe
HEY BICH ARE YU WORK HERE OR WAHT?
>>69296824
It's predictable and the ending is so cheesy. I recommend it desu
![e9b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kz6Fbwe.jpg "e9b[1].jpg")
>>69275953
>That OOOOOOooohhhhhhh at the start
someone post the ama screenshot
