You know it will come to this edition
Old: >>69262654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIFUrPbcA_0
RIP ;_; I feel so bad for him
So I've been telling my little sister to start watching GoT for a while now because I know she'd enjoy it, and that she'd likely be enough of a normie not to mind shit like the sand sneks or Ramsay's plot armour too much.
A few days ago, I walked in and found her watching it! It was a scene from early-mid S2, with Cat and Renly discussing the war and the possibilities of an alliance. I was kinda shocked she'd seen so much of it already, really, but she said she was beginning to marathon it because her friends in school wouldn't shut up about it.
So I asked her what she thought of it, and she said so far she found it very confusing. She complained that there wasn't really much explanation for character's motives, and that it was hard to follow who was who with so many cuts between so many groups.
I figured this was a fairly reasonable set of complaints for a teenager to make, and asked if she wanted me to explain anything. She pointed at Cat on the screen, and asked what "her deal" was.
I swear to God, I'm not making this up. Everything in this post, including what follows, is the genuine truth.
>Me: "You mean Catelyn? She's trying to make friends and ally with Renly because he's Robert's more popular brother, and he has an alliance with one of the other powerful noble houses already."
>Her: "But like, why? Who's Robert?"
>Me: "Uhm, the dead King? Y'know, the big fat bastard from season one?"
>Her: "Oh, I haven't watched season one. A review online said it was shit so I just skipped to season two."
SHE WASN'T LYING
SHE SKIPPED THE FIRST FUCKING SEASON
AND SHE WON'T STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW CONFUSING THE SHOW IS
AND EVERYTIME I TELL HER TO WATCH SEASON ONE SHE REFUSES AND JUST ASKS ME TO SUMMARISE ITS STORY
AND SHE KEEPS CALLING DANNY 'KHALEESI' AND REFUSES TO ACCEPT ITS NOT HER NAME
I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO COMMIT A MURDER
friendly reminder N + L = J is happening bros
>You know, I asked him about who Jon Snow's real parents were, and he told me. I can't say who, but I can tell you that it involves a bit of a Luke Skywalker situation. It will all come to fruition eventually. The whole thing with all the fight over proper succession is partly inspired by the War of the Roses in the late 1400s, and back then, to ensure pedigree, the monarchies were kind of inbred. It's definitely fucked up, but it definitely happened back then, so that's why there's incest with the Targaryen line. It's toned down, though.
>Parris did come up with a few alternative suggestions for Jon's parentage that George wouldn't comment on, but apparently one suggestion did provoke one of George's 'evil smiles' (apparently deployed whenever he has come up with an extremely cunning plot twist). However, absolutely no amount of persuasion or bribery would get her to reveal what that theory was.
based GRRM
>it was an "accidental" creampie.
>i mistook her for someone else!
>we must never speak of this!
>fuck me harder ned!
>give benjen a turn ned
>brother brandon won't like sharing me ned
>promise me you won't forget me. promise me, ned.
Lads I think she's going to an hero from the top of the wall not knowing that she was THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN and actually res'd Jon.
Who /thededwoman/ here?
REMINDER: "my watch has ended" will be said on the show but "i looked for you on the trident" will not
>>69264617
She just wants and excuse to talk to her big bro
>>69264594
but will they unite or become adversaries?
>>69264617
You should fuck your sister, that'll teach her.
Most beautiful character coming through
>>69264617
tl;dr
>>69264594
what a shit image
>>69264635
autist
>>69264594
Anyone have that godtier HEVC torrent that had all the bluray extras? I lost the fucking link, was going to start downloading/seeding today.
>>69264651
Serves her right for Shireen
>>69264655
Jon is going to be evil and she'll be a big strong independent womyn who can do no wrong.
>>69264617
>Daughter is retarded
>Son is autistic
nice family
>>69264617
Hello Plebbit!
>>69264651
She said to Arya in season 3 that they'd meet again. Mel and Arya have prophecy plot armour for now
>>69264666
It's actually worth the read, at least once.
what does /got/ think of the telltale got games?
Who will ultimately defeat the White Walkers and why is it Bran?
>>69264607
Rip Olly Ahai
If the Tower of Joy scene happens with the book dialogue, it might be the first enjoyable episode I've seen in years
Sophie Sophie Sophie, why must you be so fun
You shouldn't have rushed to make this thread, OP. Some links would have been very helpful for the inevitable tourists-
>What time is the episode?
http://www.daystillgameofthrones.com/
>Spoilers?
http://pastebin.com/isy9R567
>Stream?
I don't know of any streams but a reliable link would be helpful as well
>>69264617
Just talk to your sister you fucking faggot do you really prioritise game of DABID over your family?
>>69264617
Drown the kids and shoot the neighboors, no one cares.
>mfw they made the dragons bigger because of khaleesi's current stature
>>69264714
He's so dirty but his hair is immaculate. Why is television so stupid.
>>69264607
Post the picture.
>>69264718
>no big spike for Hardhome
Come on lad
>>69264696
arya will meet her when she sees her face in the hall of faces xDD
>>69264718
I'm pretty sureit will not
>>69264710
for the most part - shit.
>>69264607
He aint bad
>>69264710
FORRESTER FUCKING SHITS
Was good, but the last episode was such a fucking cop out. No matter what you did, Mira's storyline had the exact same choice of 2 endings.
The north grove was a total let down and doesn't fit at all. Seems like they didn't know what to do with it.
The stuff with Rodrick and Esher was good
>>69264718
>no "i looked for you on the trident"
>only 2 kingsguard and 6 northmen
>no dawn
>dayne twirls 2 swords
>ned acts like a dick
>>69264729
FUCK OFF, NEWFAG
>>69264617
she wants your dick
Is anyone else missing tonights episode because they're making their mum dinner tonight?
>I am enough of an oldfag to remember the guy who would spam the 'rickon and dickon gay emperors of essos' post
>we would get banned together for taking over each thread with oc lewd maisie-posting
I wonder what happened to him.
>>69264718
NAAHH,
IT ENDS.
What did he mean by this?
>>69264746
why is /tv/ so autistic
>>69264710
Good but went downhill towards the end and especially the last two episodes.
Felt a bit rushed in places.
>>69264791
>water bottle
you just KNOW
My penis won't penetrate my gf's vagina. What's going wrong? I thought it was really simple to do but we just couldn't.
Could her vagina be really tight? My dick is normal sized I think. Could we just be really awkward?
>>69264655
i think Danny will a) never set a foot in westeros or b) bow to jon (she will get killed eventualy)
Jon will most likely do justice in the north after a set of events unchained by her sister, will name some wildlings lords for their fight efforts, destroy the boltons and pact with the ironborns
-timeskip of shit happening-
Then goes for Le Epic fight with the white walkers, dying heroicaly
also CIA will die from some asspulled shit like roose
anyone got a stream? I dont have HBO here....
>>69264617
congrats you had me triggered
>>69264729
No.
>>69264789
We literally explained to you a few threads ago why links are helpful occasionally, and since today is an episode day, links are necessary in OPs.
And "muh tradition" isn't an excuse Balon. /got/2016 is a little different to /got/ any other year. Being helpful and practical never hurts.
>>69264617
Fuck her in the butt. How dare she insult the show by skipping season 1!
>>69264823
Boipussy isn't a vagina m8.
And since boipussy doesn't exist, you can't penetrate.
1) Why didn't Jaime simply overpower the old, frail and retarded Aerys ?
2) How the fuck "kill my cousin, this guard will totally enter the cell to check !" was a plan ?
>>69264617
Is she hot? You should do her
>>69264666
>lil sis of poster want to watch Got because "muh every body at school.."
>skip first season coz internet told her it was shit
>complain about how she doesn't understand shit
I kek'd
>>69264823
Remember to have plenty of foreplay and try to make each other feel as comfortable as possible!
>>69264617
pics of your sister?
>>69264718
>season 4 is where it started to decline
even the retards who think only season 1 was good have more of an argument. what a shit graph.
>>69264878
Whats wrong with her lol.
>>69264791
>>69264819
>that interview that Michelle wants the d
Did we just know?
So, blood magic is basically real in Planetos, correct? Basically, if it weren't for Shireen's death, then Jon wouldn't have been revived? But then how did Thoros of Myr revive Beric.
Confused
I am of the belief that Sophie Turners vagoo smells like vinegar 24/7.
>>69264885
1. What?
2. ask D&D
>>69264802
I think he might have gone to infinitechan.
>>69264919
sorry i dont know about that interview
>>69264915
s1>s4>s3>s2
>>69264915
My graph has season 3 as the start of the decline, but I still enjoyed 1, 2, and most of 3.
>>69264594
I have about as much respect for Game of Thrones as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is reddit. It is video game hotpocket. It is capeshit. It is cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it.
It is the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is video game. It is SJW. It is Walter White. I am seething.
>>69264594
all that photoshop and still no purple and grey eyes
>>69264617
You should fuck her in the ass to teach her some manners
how can I get the good stuff?
>>69264924
Of courshe. She's a brit and her diet thus consists mainly of fish and chips.
>>69264617
Tell her season one has the best smiles. Then rub your genitals against her genitals.
Someone have a stream link I erased my bookmark
>>69264901
Is this a common problem? Thanks for the advice, we had loads of foreplay, could vagina just be tight? We're both virgins, don't know what I'm doing.
As usual showing it in suptv, google it
>>69264970
kek
>>69264617
>I haven't watched season one. A review online said it was shit
Worst part of this post desu
>>69264777
Yeah, he's got some talent. And nice trips.
Shireen's death had nothing to do with it.
Human sacrifice (blood magic) works, but Resurrection doesn't require it because it doesn't bring someone back in their old state. Jon will be changed in one way or another.
>>69264617
Rape is the answer
One hour till J=R+L
Get hype
>>69264924
OI M8 U FANSY A DRIP 4 UR CHIPS LUV
>>69265045
Wrong it's gonna be filler.
>>69265045
>he doesn't know its getting cut to episode 5
What's your favorite theory? Mine is:
>Jon wargs into Gilly and takes Sam's virginity
Are we going to see Smirkfu tonight?
>>69264607
Too bad his face looks like a scrotum.
>>69265018
Yeah it might be quite tight. Does pressing and not being able to enter make you go flaccid? Some lube might be a good idea.
![Game of Thrones S02E10 Valar Morghulis (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_01.01.14_[2016.04.30_23.11.06].png](https://i.imgur.com/2xosWLz.jpg "Game of Thrones S02E10 Valar Morghulis (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_01.01.14_[2016.04.30_23.11.06].png")
>>69264674
I don't think I know what specifically you're talking about but kat.cr has some really amazing x265 10bit encodes by Joy. Seems like S4 and 5 might be taken down though
>>69265021
Get out of here goat
You don't belong on ceilingsor in America you immigrant kunt
>>69265045
I like dreams too.
>>69264753
this one?
>>69264607
The day of the rope is coming
>>69265080
roll
>>69265080
I'm gonna roll the best one btw
don't even bother trying faggots
>>69265070
>british """""""""""""people"""""""""""""" enjoy vinegar with their hotchips
The show looks so much more real in seasons 1 and 2. The camera work and the scenes look less like built scenes.
>>69264970
most of the stuff you listed is fine to enjoy. Maybe stop stepping in dogshit you autistic faggot
Pls post streams, suptv and brettygood arent working for me
>>69264937
Jaime in his prime was probably strong enough to hold his ground against NOW IT BEGINS
He's physically stronger and saner compared to targaryen fucking shit I am dragon XD, I mean if the best swordmaster out there punch you in the face you're going to sleep for a long time he could have broke his leg or simply restrain him waiting for NAO ITS SENDS
>>69265080
no waifu? no roll.
>>69265127
Yes. Thanks, famiree
>>69264885
>1) Why didn't Jaime simply overpower the old, frail and retarded Aerys ?
Jaime is actually one of the dumber characters in ASoIaF. He could have simply waited for Gregor to show up and had him kill Aerys, but he felt guilty about standing around while Aerys burned people and wanted to see himself as a retroactive bringer of justice.
Seriously, the book and show watcher's beliefs about characters have little to do with what GRRM actually writes.
>>69265080
Rollin
>>69264607
puberty will fuck his shit up
streams guys please?
>>69265080
Rolling
>>69265080
Rolling
>>69265080
roll
>>69265153
hbogo.com
>>69265163
>>69265183
basterds
>>69265153
>>69265189
There's an hour left.
>>69265193
jon snuh
>>69265080
roll
>>69265202
Manwhore beyond the Wall, have fun m8
>>69265089
I want to keep her in a cage and train her as my pet.
I would feed her, wash her, pet her for hours.
>>69265202
>whore beyong the wall
How does that even work?
>>69265080
roll
>>69265080
rolling,
>>69265080
>>69265218
8 est?
1 hour?
>>69264885
>>69265182
>>69265182
>Jaime is actually one of the dumber characters in ASoIaF
lel didnt he told Brienne during their bathtub scene that he thought Aerys is going to transform into a dragon thats why he had Aerys' throat cut
>>69264607
Ain't no sunshine when Olly will be gone.
When the sun has set, no candle can replace it.
>>69265193
Guys, I'm Jon Snow. Tonights episode will feature me, Jon Snow, makin sweet love to Olly's boi pussy.
>>69264594
Will we get a TV show based around the targaryens past? What targaryen family line would you most like to see a story about?
>>69265235
stop cancering already
>>69265080
Rollan for Highgarden Knight!
>pathetic peasants already begging for stream scraps
Every
Fucking
Week
>>69265235
again
I will be the best
>>69265080
ROLLL
>>69265145
malt vinegar on chips is god-tier you fucking sub-human.
>>69264962
>>69264958
the only reason people are so gay for season 1 is because the story was simpler and easier to adapt without changing
That's Ned Stark's head, isn't it?
>>69265235
ygritte or arya roll
>>69264617
females, amirite?
>>69265258
REEK
>>69265279
Lol riverlands lord. So, walder frey then?
>>69265291
shut up cuck your opinions mean NOTHING to me!!!!!!!
Any streams up?
>>69265300
would be cool as fuck
>>69265101
>Does pressing and not being able to enter make you go flaccid?
Yep. Is it possible, since we're both severely limited experience wise, that we just kept messing up the penetration? We both tried guiding it in from various positions. I manged one finger in but I had to work it in.
>>69265080
niggers
>>69265235
pls
>>69265286
if you're a poor british islander maybe
>>69265291
Fuck off. Watch it again and just note how every scene has so much more effort put into it than the newer shit.
>>69265300
It's either Robert's, Ned's, Gregor's, Jofferey's, or Tywin's
>>69264662
The Anglo blood really fucked him up.
>>69265300
His helmet is so fucking shitty, if only it were a little bigger
>>69265235
>>69265235
lo
>>69265235
Targ or Lannister please
>>69264607
>585 subscribers
>>69265080
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEported
>>69265080
>>69265235
continue the cancer, gents
>>69265235
Here we go
>>69265353
Or Oberyn :^)
>>69265235
roll
Roll posts are now off the menu boys
>>69265353
I really don't know which of those would be more horrifying in the ultimate reveal. It's almost certainly not Gregor's, though.
>>69265372
his face gut crushed as fuck
>>69265363
subscribe then, niggerino
STREAM WHERE
>>69265235
roll
>>69264714
Either Dany on dragons, or Bran warging Danys Dragons. I expect her invasion to be nothing but blind destruction, she will help destroy the walkers but her "break the wheel" mentality will make a tyrant of her. She will end up dead. North and south never reunite. One of the Starks, probably Sansa or Bran will become Queen/King of the north.
keep the roll shit for when the threads are slow...
We're getting through a thread every hour, don't need 100 posts that no one reads beside the poster.
>>69265406
hbogo.com
>>69265387
Yeah, if his head hadn't asploded, it would almost certainly be Oberyn.
>>69265406
>>69265080
rollin'
>Every Sunday, gather at a friends house for GoT
>Mothers day, his mother decides shes going to have a dinner
>HBO Now is mobile only
>My fucking face when no GoT for me tonight
>My face when I have no face
>>69265406
somewhere in dany's rolls
>>69265415
It's this guy >>69264729
>>69265415
THIS roll shit always ruins threads
>>69264714
BECAUSE HARRY POTTER SYNDROME
Stop with the fucking roll posts you autists
>>69264617
Yes but did you get head?
>>69265370
Disappointed reroll
>all smiles
Book/Show Question: Do you think the dragons were laying eggs in the dungeon, which is why they turn back instead of leaving when given their freedom. In the books it describes one digging into the side of a temple to build itself a lil cave/nest.
Book Question:
Do you think the dragon that was under Winterfell will turn out to be real and appear at some time?
>>69265443
a time to win at another roll
>>69265443
stop trying to derail the thread so you can get (you)'s you useless failed abortion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ytLg9GNhRo
I just listened to all of his recordings. Is it just my plebby opinion or is he actually quite good?
>>69265471
Rollin
>>69265489
>>69265343
>has never tried vinegar and salt on chips.
>>69265353
>Cleganebowl
>Strong vs Hound
>Hound swings sword and sends his helmet flying
>Joffrey's head revealed
>Finally Strong kills hound
>looks at Cercei and smiles with her son's rotten face
WHEN
>>69265443
rolll
WHERE'S THE FUCKING STREAM
>>69265490
>Do you think the dragons were laying eggs in the dungeon
No
>Do you think the dragon that was under Winterfell will turn out to be real and appear at some time?
Yes
Praying for no Dany tonight.
>>69265493
But thats not a roll pic. You literally don't roll for anyth
>>69265512
Oh god, that would be great
>>69265490
There won't be a dragon under Winterfell, there might be a dragon egg and a wedding cloak with Lyanna's body though.
>>69265520
>My boy Jon pairing up with a used up slut
Never ever.
So is that a dog's head down there or what?
>>69265534
at least he had the decency to keep his shirt on
>>69265512
Dats something I could shitpost about for like a month
>>69265550
No, it's called wood.
>>69265443
> A dance with dragons
FUCK
Anyone knows a livestream for the episode tonight? Might be out and could use my phone to watch it before everyoneand my motherspoils it.
>>69265520
>muh cliche ending
no
>>69265550
nope
>>69265498
translation: all smiles
>>69265520
>get this cow off me
who does jon snow bang IRL
>>69265080
D I G I T S
Past 2 seasons I've been anticipating Sansa development more than anything. She's become my waifu the past 2 seasons.
>>69265495
He's alright
>>69265235
balling
>>69265534
she is to slim to be doing this cosplay if this is post season 5
Post
>yfw
Tower of Joy is actually done with great respect and faithfulness, dialogue, acting, music and most of all fighting is top notch and the overall scene is everything we have been dreaming of.
>>69265512
Oh God. What would happen when Cercei finally snaps and goes full Aegon?
>>69265542
This is described in “A Clash of the Kings,” in the Bran VII chapter:
The smoke and ash clouded his eyes, and in the sky he saw a greatwinged snake whose roar was a river of flame. He bared his teeth, but then the snake was gone.”
So you believe it was just a vision?
>>69265603
>>69265632
DUAL SWORDS
U
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L
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W
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>>69265608
What'd you think of her post rape look?
Wish there were more good quality images of her from this scene
>>69265632
>>69264823
You did get consent first right? It won't work without consent
>>69265300
it's the midgets that got dropped on qyburns table
i believe the scene is in an early s5 episode
>>69265607
>Beyond the wall
>Septon
I've lost control of my life, mother's mercy.
>>69265632
>mfw
I wishit will suck
>>69265632
i'd be pissed off since the only thing I get enjoyment out off is seeing D&D fuck up.
>>69265632
>>69265300
Did you not pay attention last season
It's that random dwarves head
>Surely CIA will show up today.
What are the chances the stream isn't shit tonight? Was absolute garbage last week.
>>69265682
lolwat
>>69265659
>rape
>>69265701
I don't think HBO will be fucked up.
>>69264674
I own 1-5 on bluray.
Stop being a cheap bastard and buy it.
Order HBO while you're at it
>>69265509
For actual fries its absolute pleb rubbish
>>69265647
>who's the chick? She is fine!
>Nothing personal, kid
>>69265632
>>69265693
>>69265672
Shit. Yeah, you guys are probably right. It would be horrifying, but not as poignant as if it was Ned or Joff.
>>69265693
It's Gregor's own head. There's no reason they'd cut his head off since it wasn't damaged in the fight. Even the Martells knew the head Cersei sent to them in the books was a dwarfs head, not gregors. They skipped it in the show.
>>69265632
Why does she look so weird?
>>69265300
>Who might be on the inside?
The mountain was the one responsible for torturing the people at harrenhall - Qyburn being one of them.
Qyburn is the one who brought Gregor back.
POTTERY
>>69265645
Possibly.
The dragon under Winterfell thing wouldn't make sense.
It'd either have been eating nothing for a very, very long time and would likely have to be impossibly old considering the first dragons came from the East and only came after the Long Night had ended and Winterfell was built
What's the chances Robert Strong's body is really made up of different characters who got amputated? I think that'd be a little better than him just being undead Gregor
>>69265645
>>69265542
I think the dragon Bran saw was just a vision of him telling him he needs to go north
Who else N+L=J here?
>>69265748
er mums drank too much
>>69265727
>mfw he beheads fucking Ollie
>>69265632
There is no way in the seven hells that they would reveal who Jon Snow's parents are in the third episode of the season.
>>69265632
you KNOW it will be top shit
>>69265746
cersei orders the head to be sent to dorne, and everyone there remarks that it is pretty big
Is there any decent stream that doesn't freeze up every 5 seconds? The /b/ tards stream is nice but they always rewind in the middle of the episode and play it back faster, then insert random porn.
>>69264742
>Khaleesi
Kill yourself
