old >>69258481
>>69260810
Gone but never forgotten edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIFUrPbcA_0
First
Real King of Winter coming through
First for Sword of the Morning
why didnt Olly bend the knees bro ;_;7
first for butchered tower of joy scene
anyone going to be streaming tonight?
>>69262654
1st for S T A N N I S C H
Dark Jon checking in
>>69262714
Post Dead Olly
Does /got/ realize that they will never have a girlfriend as hot as fat Dany?
Could he be littlefinger's son?
>>69262714
but where was hair?
>tfw you will never broaden GRRM's mind and turn him from a left-leaning feminist to a centrist egalitarian
feels bad
>>69262694
Fuck off.
first for rickon and dickon gay emperors of westeros
>>69262704
I give it a 9/10, it was near perfect
>>69262700
w-what would he do while kneeling, anon?
>>69262698
>mfw watching Elio's new video
>children of the forest created the others as a last-resort bio-weapon
>it back fired
>the """"pact""""
Rickons shit looks fucked up
looks like the really REALLY ugly huge nose guy, some may know what pic. cant find it though
>>69262714
Not even coming back as "dark" just killing mutineers.. GRRM is a hack fraud.
>>69262654
Hail Olly Azor Ahai reborn!
>>69262743
If he's Littlefinger's son why would Lysa completely believe that Jon Arryn's last words of "the seed is strong" be about Sweetrobin?
nth for N + L = J is happening bros
>You know, I asked him about who Jon Snow's real parents were, and he told me. I can't say who, but I can tell you that it involves a bit of a Luke Skywalker situation. It will all come to fruition eventually. The whole thing with all the fight over proper succession is partly inspired by the War of the Roses in the late 1400s, and back then, to ensure pedigree, the monarchies were kind of inbred. It's definitely fucked up, but it definitely happened back then, so that's why there's incest with the Targaryen line. It's toned down, though.
>>69262704
fuck off your pathetic book moron, just watch and see how it plays out. you book autists will literally whine about anything, including it seems things that have not even happened.
>>69262764
I agree, I especially loved teh cinematography during the entire scene. very moving.
Wait so why the fuck won't GoT have a happy ending?
>night's watch roll over like bitches when the wildlings come storming in
>no lookouts to have seen their small army approaching
BRAVO D&D
>>69262784
He's a potato nigger in real life what you expect?
>>69262784
damn puberty wasn't kind to that kid
>>69262794
Because she thinks it's Jon's kid, doesn't mean he is
>>69262769
link to video?
>>69262794
>Why would Lysa ...
She's batshit insane
Daily reminder of the hack
Reminder that Preston being right about 90% of the stuff he says is the only way in which ASOIAF is redeemable.
>>69262803
it was an "accidental" creampie. i mistook her for someone else! we must never speak of this! fuck me harder ned!
>>69262808
Showpleb bed-wetter
>>69262654
He, 9 years old, says he ought to leave that young thing, (a baby?), alone.
>>69262654
>olly_takes_the_black.jpg
>>69262794
This was about Roberts illegitimate children....pay attention and rewatch the show...
>>69262699
Arthur Dayne of House Starfall, the Swords of the Late Afternoon, wielder of the legendary swords Sunrise and Sunset
>>69262840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt88mpK92GM
>>69262654
How do we fix GoT's diversity problem? I don't believe the creator's vision should be permitted to encourage a problematic world view.
>>69262803
B E N J E N
Was there a leak or something? Everyone is acting like they've already seen the episode.
>>69262848
it's Benjen's turn, Ned! Don't hog my pussy!
Why did she have to die bros ;_______;
Ned said with smugness in his voice "now it ends motherfuckers"
Who /hype/ here
>>69262865
thank (you)
Hey, it's the guy from suptv. Reminding y'all I'm showing it tonight and I'll be making channels for other peoples' streamsin case every other site dies againso you foreigners can get your GOT without sharing a single stream with 2800 people again
>>69262709
you know it
nth for Gurm the beta
>>69262850
it's a TV board you ludicrous bed-wetter with filty underpants.
>>69262699
Dual wielding motherfucker, fuck D&D. FUCK THEM FUCK THEM FFFFFFFFF.
>>69262808
Is being fucking years since the show ended up having an scene that is as good as the book counterpart. FUCKING YEARS.
>>69262866
tell more randoms to kill themselves on twitter
>>69262826
CIA guy is Irish and the most handsome man on earth
>>69262834
hes just 14 so his shit might not be fucked up permanently
>>69262740
I'll take that as a yes.
>>69262876
YesIt's on reddit
>I do think that if you're bringing a character back, that a character has gone through death, that's a transformative experience. Even back in those days of Wonder Man and all that, I loved the fact that he died, and although I liked the character in later years, I wasn't so thrilled when he came back because that sort of undid the power of it. Much as I admire Tolkien, I once again always felt like Gandalf should have stayed dead. That was such an incredible sequence in Fellowship of the Ring when he faces the Balrog on the Khazad-dûm and he falls into the gulf, and his last words are, "Fly, you fools."
>What power that had, how that grabbed me. And then he comes back as Gandalf the White, and if anything he's sort of improved. I never liked Gandalf the White as much as Gandalf the Grey, and I never liked him coming back. I think it would have been an even stronger story if Tolkien had left him dead.
Reminder that poor man's Aragorn comes back from the dead with ZERO repercussions except "I don't want to die again!" GRRM is a hack
>>69262880
because she's average and didn't want to show her tits and ass and DND needed to make an example of this fucking bitch
>>69262785
>He doesn't want to die ever again. But if he does, he doesn't want to be brought back.
Why the fuck not? If he is that afraid to die, why shouldn't he want to come back?
>>69262861
I want to reply to you and explain how much of a retard you are but honestly I really don't want to bother.
How did the show forget that Mhysa is Ghiscari and not Valyrian. I mean 75% of bookreaders would have spotted that one immediately, I think it was mentioned to be Ghiscari in the show as well.
Does no one lore-proofread the scripts?
>>69262920
>CIA guy is Irish and the most handsome man on earth
>>69262880
For being a slag irl and taking best Myrcella's role
how long until episode
2 bongs?
>>69262953
DABID
>>69262896
don't care, never reading the shitty books
>>69262891
my nigga
>>69262926
literally the best relationship in the entire series
>>69262973
kys tbqh
>>69262976
>this is how brits actually speak
>>69262941
>Fattie doesn't understand that Tolkien was writing mythology and not history
>>69262973
>complaining about slags
>while posting slags
>>69262976
about two bongs and ten bings
>>69262876
No...it was spoilers
>>69262769
Elio and Linda videos are impossible to listen to. So fucking long and they have ZERO charisma
>>69262846
you screencapped your own post, bravo
tonite's episode for those who missed the spoilers:
umbers give rickon and osha to ramsay
jon hangs traitors, including olly
jon says his watch has ended
everything else is filler
>>69262955
your intellectual laziness is distasteful.
>but anon! you're a retard lol!
why do I come here among you cretins?
>>69262714
so GoT finally gonna go full pc?
when is the hound going to come back as the faith's champion? season finale?
>>69262694
>First
>Anonymous site
>Thinking this means something
So how big of a loser are you irl?
>>69262883
He was wearing boiled leather with boiled leather gauntlets. His boots were made of boiled leather. In his right hand he held a silver blade with boiled leather handle. It was alive with light.
>>69263043
sounds pretty lame
hope the olly hanging scene is worth it
>>69262769
>watching ANYTHING asoiaf-related besides based Preston
It's like you literally want to get cancer
>>69263009
hello straya
>>69263043
After how Balon died, you'd think that osha would be better suited for the Iron Islands
>>69262785
What is this about atheist and a fear of mentioning anything after death? Fucking atheist and their hack shit. every bit of fiction or fantasy has to involve never to be proven shit of people originally evolving from some sea fucking thing.
Fuck humanity and their ignorances.
>>69263027
this.
if the layout was different, if their voices weren't so robotic and annoying, if they actually had some humour and confidence and bravado, if they actually made them short enough to watch in a small sitting, i'd consider watching
only the people as autistic as them can watch a full video of theirs i'm certain
>>69262896
A man could not care less about the books
>>69262846
I'm creating old english tales like Tolkien did! Except grimdark with rape and incest!
>>69262878
>>69263043
>jon hangs traitors, including olly
>jon says his watch has ended
These seem rather contradictory.
>>69263082
This.
Preston! Preston! PRESTON!
Why is it that Balon, Robb, and Stannis never wear any crowns in the show?
To distinguish themselves from their vassals, all they seem to have are:
1. Unkempt super long hair and drenched looking thick robes
2. A really fancy looking sweater.
3. Chainmail with a red diamond on the chest.
Balon and Stannis don't even seem to have any actual vassals shown in the show.
>>69263001
And get reborn by the King of Night? Not yet, have to make sacrifices first in his honor.
>>69263017
>best Myrcella
>slag
NTF please leave
Who or what is the Alt-Right of ASOIAF?
>>69263082
Radio Westeros and history of Westeros are both pretty good desu
>>69263089
>>69262953
POTTERY
>>69263108
this just made me realise
in the absence of /got/ rallying behind stannis, /got/ has rallied instead behind some insane youtube theorist.
literally most of /got/ adores preston this year
>tfw no Olenna in any episodes yet
the only strong woman that actually is a strong woman and not hamfisted shoehorn bullshit strong woman like the sand snakes
>>69263082
Preston may be an autistic faggot, but its ours. Even reddit ended up hating him after he started to gone full retard with most of his theories.
/r/ing that epic spurdo meme wiht tyrion and varys :D
>>69263168
That's true doe
>>69263165
the Ironbabbies
>>69262785
Wait, so that's his big change? Fear of death, fucking really? Thought it was gonna be something like LS or Beric, not some psychological bullshit.
>>69263106
on the D&D masterpiece? no way
>>69263009
>tfw went to jail for two gigabongs for buying a TV despite failing my TV license exam. Did not collect £200.
>>69263168
Radio Westeros theory about Lem is probably their best
One of the few theories I'm now 100% on
>>69263173
>insane
>implying he doesn't make the bland as fuck series 1000 more interesting
Any good ASOIAF YouTubers besides Preston and Alt Shift X?
My 49 year old mom has become a GoT fan and noawadays keeps asking me to show her videos explaining the backstory and lore. Whenever I do it, I always come across this "Emergency Awesome" guy who's so spergy looking and sounding that she seems to visibly get repulsed.
(One time I once heard her muttering to herself "Stannis Baratheon or Robert Baratheon..." kek)
>>69262743
Probably not. LF only wanted to get kids on Cat, next up is Sansa. He probably gave her gifts of moon-tea-laced chocolates and shit every time he banged her.
>>69263218
da books ah da books
and
da show is da show
>>69263248
GoT lore compilations on youtube
>>69263173
I think it's because it is really next level trolling. What he does takes some effort, and he isn't fanboying it up, and appears to be intelligent. There just isn't alot of intelligent fan commentary on the show, just meme-spouting, reaction videos, fanboy idolatry, and bookfag hatespewing.
>>69262785
Didn't Beric also say there was nothing after death? How is Jon's line any different? What is really the source of the magic attributed to the fire god if Rhollor or whatever doesn't exist?
>>69263182
This. I love Preston simply because /r/Asoiaf goes absolutely mental whenever he colours outside of their little kindergarten line drawing theories and doesn't include enough beta newspeak to soften his ideas for their gentle estrogen fueled minds.
>>69263248
Tell that old hag to read the books
>>69262753
>egalitarian
>the problem with auschwitz was there weren't enough jewish guards
>>69262769
Elio is suck a fucking fanboy it hurts
He also has shit tastes when it comes to characters and plotlines. Dorne is his favourite thing about the last two books.
>>69263276
back to /r/asoiaf
>>69263189
>>69262894
Whenever I see a person holding a sign like this, I replace the word "feminism" with "therapy" and it just about always seems to make more sense.
Will Smirkfu appear tonight?
Will Arya ever warg
>>69263248
History of Westeros is really good. Most of their videos aren't short meme theories though. They're like 2 hour videos about House Royce, or 6 hours on the battle of ice, or 4 hours on Hosue Dayne. Aziz has been a book reader for over a decade and knows his shit.
Radio Westeros is comfy as fuck, but dunno if they're on YouTube.
Tony Teflon used to be good but he doesn't seem to care too much anymore. He was a huge stannisfag
>>69263182
i don't watch his videos. what are some of his full retard theories?
>>69262998
Yeah i know tight!
"A quite kingdom, a happy people."
Book Roose was a boss.
>>69263248
EA is cancer, your mom is patrician. She might like Bar Tube, who's kinda adorable and fairly non-autistic (she's also a Jonfaggess which is more palatable to some).
>>69263276
So you like him, because he angers people that you don't like?
You're literally a contrarian, jesus christ.
>>69262953
That makes zero sense to me, too. Honestly, Kit Harrington doesn't strike me as the sharpest knife in the box, so he's probably confusedly parroting some motivation D&D gave him but getting it wrong. It's such a clear leap from "He realises death is terrible" to "If he ever dies again he wants to make sure it's forever" that I'd almost guarantee he left something out or fucked some part of it up. It's just this total non-sequitur otherwise.
>>69262956
>75% of bookreaders
kek. Maybe 7.5%.
>>69263328
Highgarden
>>69263342
Some of his theories aren't as crazy as people hype them up to be
but his Littlefinger one and his Quentyn one is full-fucking-retard
>>69262698
His costume design looks so fucking drab, they couldn't even come up with something interesting for the leader of the fucking ice fey.
>>69263169
Instead of posting a hook, you impetuous cunt, how's about you show us observable testable proof of a fucking amino acid self creating then becoming proteins unto dna and finally a million life forms and eventually a trillion and unto fish and then man in an unbreakable chain of one creature becoming another over an unbreakable billion year chain both skeletally and genetically.
And while you're at it, post an observable testable recreate able provable data of a singularity arriving from nowehre bringing with it space time. And that means showing us the cradle of singularities and as to how and why the popped into our existential plain of what have you.
>>69263182
Preston is fucking great at least he doesnt parrot the same shit that everyone else says. His theories while can be batshit insane are atleast different and give an alternitive perspective. Plus his episode reviews are fucking GOAT. Based Chad Summerchild.
Though i admire him trying to predict upcoming events in the show based on the book its clear the D&D couldnt give a shit and do whatever the fuck they want.
>>69263342
if is right about the series is being about aliens and a nuclear winter, I'll pretty surprised
>>69263391
REEEEEEEEEEEE STOP POSTING THIS
>>69263342
Arryns are aliums
The Others are a metaphor
Westeros is a post-apocalyptic wasteland
Magic is just tech gone off the rails
ASOIAF is sci fi
>>69263342
Uhh where do we start, that LF is trying to fulfill a prophesy, that Euron is working for the great other to bring down the Long Night to westeros, that The Others did nothing and aren't actually bad guys at all and so on and on.
>>69263332
>off by one
Doesn't she Warg everyday? wait for it..... wait...Maise is a cute, I just know she has haters here.
>>69263165
The Water-Klingons and the FM are probably closest.
>>69263391
Jon = Great Other's wife's son. Screencap and repost this in 3 hours after ep aired.
>>69263342
His larger theories usually don't start out crazy but the way he reaches them are
>the moon is a satellite used for communication
>Bloodraven warged the boar to kill Robert
>Starks put their dead in the Winterfell crypts so the children can't steal their souls and hidden knowledge
>Jaime and Cersei were mind controlled into falling in love via glass candle from Dorne
>Quentyn should be alive because the heat wasn't strong enough to melt a whip
I can't even remember the rest but there's a ton
>>69263248
The Normies
>tfw we will never hear "I looked for you on the trident"
>>69263165
R'hllorians and the guy who posts the Maester Merchant edit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrkZQQ_5ywU
>>69263382
isn't that exactly what you're being? or are you some nihilist non-opinoin-having empty non-person?
REMINDER THE TOWER OF JOY WILL END IN A CLIFFHANGER!
>>69263445
Sounds ridiculous but also interesting to see how he comes up with these conclusions. That's what great about theories, like the multi pages long one detailing how varys and others are fucking mermen.
>>69263456
All I see, you cunt, is a man and woman smooching. Were it two dykes or two fags i'd be posting the jew meme myself but it's just a male and female, nothing to see here.
>>69263423
Oh I agree with that he at least doesn't repeat the same theories or even the most popular theories out there (Like the Stannis theory of how he will win the Battle of Winter) but rather try to come up with his own, even if his own ended up being on the borderline of genius and full retard.
>>69263433
Calm down bro. Have this eye bleach.
>>69263465
The Bloodraven is evil meme really needs to die
>>69263342
Qyburn is working for the Martells, Quentyn is alive and is a dragon rider. Littlefinger's lies and Sansa's identity are about to be revelaed becauseshe dropped a shoe down the Moon door before Baelish shoved Lysa
preston's problem is he misses the narrative meaning behind things and character arcs, he completely disregards them to build crazy theories from small inconsistencies
>>69263519
How am I being contrarian? I just don't like his theories cause they sound retarded, autistic and Preston tends to ignore anything that proves or shows him wrong.
>>69263520
every episode of the season will end in a cliffhanger, even the last episode of the season will. we expect it at this point.
>>69263528
>>69263382
Aren't most of us here?
What happened to Nymeria?
>>69263445
>Arryns are aliens
What. Without listening to some long rant, could somebody give the 10-second version of why he he thinks that?
Did mods ban the slutty Sophie posters? It seems to have completely died after dominating the conversation yesterday?
>>69263433
ḩ̷̢̡̡̧̧̨̛̛͙͇̬̯̖̣̫͖̮̹̺͓͍̖̦̩̠̮̰̗̦͚̤̰̹͚̖̯̭̟̙̞̳̘̰͍̤̜̦͚͔̳̭̳̱͉̼̟̝̻͈̘̩̗̯̫̣͍͓̙̥̠̫͚̜͚̪͉̤̜̼̹̗͍͖̝̭̰̞̯͉̬̥̞̟̙̻̯̝̺̫͖̆̒̅̈́̆̒͊̈́̔̓̓͊̌͌̏̎̉̆̔̈̾́̒͒̄̾́̐̽́̎͋͌̓͑͗̆̔̅͆͊̋͛̐̌͒̑͋͒̅̀̓̄̃͋̌̐͆͛̍̋͋̄́̓̄̌̽̈̂̈͛̌̇̏̈́͌͋̈́͐̑̍̓͊͌̚̕̕͘͘̚͜͠͝͝͝͝͠͝i̴̧̢̢̢̡̧̧̛̺̮͎̗͈͈͓̯̮̯̰͔̺̻͙͉̯͕̲̠̰̭͕͎̰̤̱̬̹͇̲̬̦̳͇̻̻͖͓̺̝̠͔̬͈̱̫̪͈̰̱̣̳̝̹̦̦̣͇͖͉̗̫̥̺̬͓̮̳̦̫̜͇͓͔̭̳̤̺̞̗̝͖̞͎̰͔̩̔̈́̈́͐̈͗́̅̾́͑͛̇̊̆̌̑̀͊̈̔͛̒͊̈̿̀̿̄͌̍̎̽̇̌͐̄̎̇̽̃̌̈͊̀̂͌̐͂̀̏̍͋̑̌̈́̄̄͒͂̀̋͛̂͐̌́̄͑͆͋̀͛̅̽̓̿̌̏̒̐͛͂̚͘̕̚̕̕͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͝ͅͅģ̶̧̨̢̧̧̨̨̨̨͓̫̺̦̯̯̞̮̬̻͇̣͍̬̦̦̗̝̱̙͖̙̤̣̻̥͉̞̹̠̟̫̳̦͚̹̲̺̼̘̻̺̦̩̦̖͇͖̙͙͉͖͕̱̖̖̖̜̬̦̭̟͈͍̗̯̰̬̬͍̹̱̟͕͕̻͚͖͈̠̜̗̦̮̻͙̳͈͂̌͐́̍̎̿͒͊̈́̌̉̿̇̈́̇͊͆̌̾̄͐̀̑̇́̑̓̄̋̆̓̌̊͂̈́͊̒͊̅̈͆͋͐̑̓̀̎̀́͊͊̉̓͑̓͂͂͂̈́̈́̐̐̀͗͑̔̂͐̂̃́̊̈̊̇̃͛̂͛̽̈́͘̚̚͘͘̚͜͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͠ͅḩ̸̡̧̧̢̨̢̢̢̨̢̨̛̜͖̮͖̠̥̜̘̰̥̩̠̪͍͔̩͙͉̼̜̗͍̭̝͈̣͈̞̤͙͎̼̺̣̺͓̫̪̯̤̘̫͖̗̯̖͙̼̹̥̳̪̹͓̯͎̘̪̤͉̯̲̝̥̠̪̹͚̣̘̹̲͉̠͚͓͔̂͊̊͛́͗̎̂̿̂͗̿̽̔̓̽̃͂̒͑͋̈́̈͗̎͐͋̀̇̂̂̎̆͑̾̒̒̆̑̄̌̀͊́͊̀͋́̋͋̀̓͊̊͊͑̎͐́̇͑̈́̔̊̍̿̎͂̂̑̽̈́̃͗̏̈́͑͊̄͆̊̈́͐͂̉́̿͊̚̕͘̕͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅg̸̨̨̢̧̧̛̛̛̛̦͕̰̜̹͍͓̺͉̭͈͈̞͔̠͖̮͕͈̹̙͖̞̗̰͕͈͎̠͎͉̲̩̮͈̹͚̬̩̗̮̞̹̞̱̟̘͎̳̯̝͈̮͔̥̩̠̻͈͉͔̖̦͖͓̗̪̬̤̤̟͙̤̯͎̺͓̤͓̤͍̲̱͇̣̠̹̻̈́̈́̌̍͗̏͆͒̍̐͐͛̿̀̆̅̽̽̏͒̾̎̓́̂͋̄̓̀̔̊̋͌͑͊̊͑̓̑̇̈͐̍̾͌̐̍̈̏̅̂̀̈́̒̓̒̀̽̈́̈̒̒̓̇́͛̍̊̄̍́̈́̔̑̐̍̀̀̔̚͘̚̕̕̚̕͜͜͜͜͠͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅą̸̢̡̨̧̨̢̨̨̢̧̧̧̡̨̨̛̛̛͍͔͔͎̞̩͔̘̥̦̝͓̦̱̬̘̲͔̭̦̥̬̥̥͇̦̺̻̺͚̪̪̦̥̥̼̞͎̮͚̺̲̤̰͔͇̱̫̭̬̙̭̰̘̲͖̠̭̦̞̠̖̫͙̘̱̜͔̘̩̫̦̰͈͔͇̠̞̜̪̔͒̋̇̈̄͌̿̓̿͊̏̑̄̽̄̈̎̓̀̇̈́̐́̃̎̑͑̋͊͊̔̅̾̑͌̀̂̇̃͗̎̏̒̇͂̓̉̐̂̾̋͆̊̆̒͋̏͗̿͗̋̿͒͐̀͒̀̈́̋̈́̌̊͌̆͂̑̿͘͘͘̕͘͘̕͘͘̚̕͘͘͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅŕ̵̡̡̢̨̨̨̛̛̛̛̩͓̟̲͔̗̫̘̤͍̥̬̻̣̤͉̝͇̙̟͕͔̰̺̖̣͕̙̥̦͕̹̠͎̳͇̪̥̹̦̦͇̩̥̣̙̮̻̒̽̆̇̌͐̋̂̈́̓͐́̓̀̄̇͑̇̐̾͋̌̽̎̒͐̒̌̀̔̓̓̏̈́͋͂̀͌̃̈̍́͒̓͗̄͌̒͛̏̐̊̃̅͋͗̅͒̀́͆͊̒̾̂̊̃̋̑̏̆̂̈́̅̏̂̊͗͂̍̕̚͘̚͜͠͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝ḑ̵̢̨̢̡̡̡͖̭͎̠͍̩̱̫̬͈̟̬̱̤̦̰̟̱̫̰̜̘̜̫̳̮̜͚̤̬̺͚̥̝̤͉̣̺̻̰̳̪̝͕̘̰͈͉̹͕̗̹̫̘̻̲͉͕̰̱͉̦̦̮̦̭̤̟̟̱͚̱͙͍͇͔̰̯̙̝̻̦̪͎͕͕̼̭͚̑̑͐̾̉͗̓̏̾̀̅͒͗̐̐̓̈́̿̃͗̿̾̒͆̒̿͂͆̊̈́̌̈͛̅̌͋̈́͒́̈́̂̂̎̈́̑͗͋̓̀̀̾̌͂̓̔͑̒̅̊̌̋̅͆͂̅́͆̋̈́̈͆̊͗̽̋̉̍̀̔̾̌͘̚͘̕͘̕̕̚̚͜͜͝͠͠͝͝͠͝͠͠͠ͅͅȩ̸̨̡̨̢̡̢̧̛̛̛̛̛̛̭͙̲̤̬̱̖͖̺̱̥̫̬̲̮̙͓̹̮͈̺̩̲͈̝̞̖̻̙̞̮̝͚̥͙̠͓̼̟̝̥͍̼̗̠̣̗̗̳͉̙̙͍͖͈͕̙̘̻̻̯̣̠̙͎̬͍̯̬̥̞̤̪̝̦̮̘̰̣̺̰͎̰̯̬̳́͒̉͋̆́͌̇̒̂͌͒̃͐̓̆̿̓̍̈́̓̈́͋̃̇͋̉͌̑̍̽͗̑̈̍̈͒̄̈̉̔̈́̀̂͐̓̿̋̓̀̏̇̎̐͊̇͛̇̆̈́̀̏̓͐͐͒͊̔̔̌́̏͌̑̍̒̌̓͂̑̂͛̅͘̕̚͘͘͜͜͜͝͠͝͠͝͝ͅͅͅņ̶̛̛̛̛̹͎̱͎̺̩͉͙̩͖͓͈̞͔̼̼̙͉̟̤̤͎̅̎̆̆̄̀̌̊͌͗͒͗̌̂͒̈́̓̍̓̎͒͗͆̓͆̐͑͛̎̽̉̈͆̐̊́̌̽́̈́̔̾͛͗͑̂̓̉̓̿̑̌̄̀̑̈́̾̿̅̊̊̄̆̇̐̈́̀͑̎̌̇̂͂̌̒̀̒̓̔̇̓͆̋̊̐̚͘͘̕͘̚͘͝͝͠͠ͅͅ
>>69263342
>the maesters are conspiring to rid the world of dragons and magic
>throughout the entire story, the actions of Theon, Ramsay, Euron and several others are caused by various psychics sending them dreams to influence their behaviour
>euron definitely dindu nuffin to balon, it was all dennis mallister
Non-full retard theories I either buy or can't quite discount:
>Children of the Forest are sketchy as fuck and Bran will come to a bad endaka the Brantichrist theory.
>Sweetrobyn is a greenseer
>>69263311
thank you good sir you are a scholar and a gentleman
>>69263391
Someone told me her husband directed this video. Is that true?
>>69263527
It's not only about the content of the theories but the way he goes about corroborating them. The guy has read almost everything Martin has ever published and knows his works by heart, so he finds recurring motifs and themes, as well as certain social messages that echo throughout his corpus. This makes for some very interesting corollaries when put in the context of ASOIAF. It means Preston's videos make for extremely intriguing and insightful watch even if you leave with more doubts and question that you entered with. His presentation is also solid.
>>69263543
>we will never see blood raven look like this in GOT
>we will never see coldhands
>>69263415
>>69263089
Holy shit. Not sure if bait or just full retard.
where are the leaks?
>>69263590
She's keeping Gendry company.
>>69263445
>The Others are a metaphor
Well yeah but obviously they are not ONLY that.
>>69263590
On the boat with Gendry
>>69263520
Yea, I doubt we to inside the tower this episode
>>69263149
Because they don't want bookfags pissing themselves seeing Robb's crown and it not going to Lady Stoneheart
>>69263096
HELLO YOUTUBE
Here we are again with our TOP 10 CRAZY FACTS we got from the G double R man himself!
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>>69263582
no.
>>69263106
>Jon hangs the traitors that stabbed him as payback
>since he died technically his watch ended
Seems reasonable enough. Also gives jon a way to go do white walker stuff without being bound by the Night's Watch
>jon has died and as per the night's watch oath is no longer bound to stay at castle black
>rides south with the full force of the wildlings and takes castle black from ramsay "hitler" bolton
>>69263592
Basically birds+telepathy+some other textual hints.
It's literally just one vid as part of his series about gurm's theory of mind and it's not long at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNgGIgXmOAw
if preston is right about his theories and GRRM is criticising:
>Jon for his misguided war against the Others and for becoming the messiah icon of dangerous religious zealots fighting a war of religious extremism
>Dany for being a symbol of feudalism and for having flying fire-breathing weapons of mass destruction that she uses whenever she pleases
>Stannis for being a hypocrite in being a crusader of the law to attain order, when his actions do nothing but cause chaos, and especially since grrm sees law as relative and changeable
>Littlefinger and Braavos for using debt and unchecked capitalism as a form of slavery
>The Kingsmoot and the Ironborn as a criticism against unchecked democracy/ tyranny of the majority
>Anyone who believes in prophecy
then who is in the right in asoiaf? Whose motivations and actions is George advocating?
Davos's? Varys's?
>>69263542
Beautiful
>>69263631
>>69263634
Gendry's boat might be my favorite enduring meme of /got/
>>69263622
>why even live
>>69263659
>Lady Stoneheart
Literally who? - D&D
>>69263391
public displays of affection trigger me. deeply.
>>69263328
I hope so
>>69263620
thank you, preston
i was already sold at the first mention of ayys though
>>69263542
I knew! He's gay!
livestream when?
>>69263542
It's photoshopped right?
>>69263547
This is book related right? I remember the shoe from the books, but not the show.
>>69263695
/got/ as in the general or /got/ as in the franchise? If the former then switch the roles.
>>69263674
Will he get some witty line before killing the mutineers? Something like "And now my watch has ended. And so has yours"?
>>69263391
Guys there is nothing to worry about she's loves Irishmen and is married to one.
>>69263685
The social commentary is that everyone is awful and no one is in the right, which is why the White Walkers are coming to purge all the trash
>>69263542
>texting bae when you out with ya beard
>>69263745
>>>/pol/
>>69263685
>then who is in the right in asoiaf? Whose motivations and actions is George advocating?
How does it feel to be a pleb?
>>69263630
olly, alliser, 2 others hanged
umbers give osha and rickon to ramsay
1st part of tower of joy, howland stabs dayne in the back
arya beats waif
other parts are boring
jon quits the watch
>>69262808
it's been leaked
they will cut the scene before anything interesting happens and finish it at a later ep because dabid are fucking hacks
>>69263615
yes
>>69263701
>How-do-you-take-your-dick.gif
fixed it for you, no problem :)
>>69263772
>mixing races is fine and should be encouraged
>>69263778
it was just a question sorry
>>69263542
what's wrong with her face
>>69263769
>not "Oh."
kys
>>69263784
>how to cuck your audience and still keep them watching.pdf
So. When's that shit gettin' viewed online by an audience who may or may not be customers?
>>69263736
It's the latter, D&D can't directly fuck the generals over, only fuck us over through raping the franchise and books
>>69262891
HI Cirrus.
Stag here.
AND WHO ARE YOU, THE PROUD LORD SAID
>>69263248
Your mom sounds pretty based desu, Emergency Awesome is one of the biggest faggots on youtube
GoT Academy and ideasoficeandfire are both good
and preston of course
>>69263817
refer to
>>69263772
>>69263845
Wipe your girlfriend's barf off your beard
>>69263820
he asked you a question anon. how the fuck does it feel to be a pleb?
>>69263817
>autism
>>69263820
Sorry for being overly rude :o) I just think and hope that George can get his vision across without presenting his "side" through a character who is supposed to be completely right.
>>69263745
I like your attempt at reverse psychology.
>>69263817
humanity has been racemixing for several millenia.
>>69262891
Thank you based Cirrus
It's past my bedtime but you're doing a fine job laddie
>>69263852
A BEAR A BEAR AND THE MAIDEN FAIR
>>69263735
Yes, his theories are all based on the books.
>>69263822
>Ok
>>69262714
This is a leak right? I think he talked about how he has his hair up in season 6 now, in the EW interview?
>>69263315
>>69263883
yeah that'd be good. Very Tolstoy-like. I'd enjoy it.
>>69263747
>Irishmen
>Negroids
sublantics
>>69263149
Well Renly does it for showmanship, his crown doesn't actually mean anything because he isn't the king on the Iron Throne, Stannis doesn't wear a crown because he wants to be king, he has no presumptions of already being one. Ironborn culture puts more emphasis on the Seastone Chair than a crown which is probably why Balon doesn't wear one. And I can't say why Robb doesn't wear one. Probably because it's not practical to wear one in battle.
How do you feel knowing Natalie is married to a fine Irishman and you'll never have her?
>>69263542
So first he got with Daisy, and then Sophie? Respect bro.
>>69262865
Reminder that Elio is such a pussy he won't even watch Season 6.
>>69263909
yup, jon stark sports a manbun
Should I stay up till 4am to watch this shitshow live? It's 02:18 now.
>>69263945
I could beat that guy up.
>>69263951
he's watching it, just not talking about it.
>>69263945
he looks like chris martin fucked E.T.
>>69263929
Is the seastone chair a moveable piece of furniture. It would seem it has to be, since several houses that are not based on Pyke have been Kings of salt and rock.
>>69263894
Yeah, and we've been becoming dumber and dumber.
>>69263970
No, brother. Get some sleep. Record it or watch a torrent later. It's not a very big episode if leaks are to be believed. You can catch it tomorrow.
So what's stopping ramsay and his 20 men from setting a fire in the camp of Jon and his allies?
>>69263945
Unless you're Black or have a BWC. He looks like he's either bi or a cuck.
im kind of pissed off they arent going to reveal lyanna in the ToJ tonight
i might not even watch
>>69263945
>implying he doesn't let multiple men have her on a weekly basis
Although I'm not a negroid so perhaps not
>>69263970
if you have to ask random strangers on the internet this question, you have bigger problems in life than missing an episode of a show anon.
>>69263626
You fucking atheist and your stupid fucking rhetoric. show us proof, you ass, of your god and its messiah, the magical amino acid of life. O wait, you can't. Everything you believe is bullshit those fucking liars force fed to you. Now you're forever retarded because of it.
>>69264021
should I stop replying to you now or what?
>>69264039
Tell me something I don't know.
>>69264036
how do you know
