Imagine being alien...
Imagine constantly sliding off of chairs because you have no ass.
also
Alien > Aliens
>>69259414
IMAGINE BEING ALIEN
>>69259414
Is this a /noass/ general?
>>69259974
Alens > Alien
>>69259414
Imagine being the xenomorph in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sigourney Weaver, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with white panties and gross flat ass. I would totally impregnate you, both my character and the real animatronic me." when all it really wants to do is lay eggs in another 16 year old in its dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be the xenomorph and not only hide in that ship while Sigourney Weaver flaunts her flat ass in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her legs going directly into her back, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she works it. Not only having to tolerate her disgusting fucking gluteus minimus visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SIGOURNEY WEAVER GOT A BOOTY LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her strut around in her disgusting granny panties; never before have you seen legs directly connect into someones spine before, no ass, no hips, you didn't even know that existed before today. You've been killing nothing but a healthy diet of colonists and later alleged space marines for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of LV-426. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's trickling down from her lower back to her knee caps as she shakes her ass to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to hide there and revel in her "voluptuous(for that is what she calls herself)" ass, the ass she worked so hard for with personal trainers in previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could eviscerate every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, cuz you're a fucking xenomorph. You're not going to lose your galactic conquest over this. Just bear it. Hide both mouths and bear it.
>>69260150
There we go didnt take long.
>>69260150
I seriously wonder how many variations of this actually exist in various anon's folders.
>>69260150
>>69260150
How does she sit?
>>69260385
On my face
>>69260488
Sounds painful
>>69260515
for you
>>69260144
Never seen Alens, how is it?
>>69260150
>>69260549
>my feet hurt
>I bet I'm the only one here with and exoskeleton
>tfw no queen
>>69260144
Alien > Alens > Aliens
>>69260549
I'm glad they didn't use this version. It's not as spoopy IMO.
