You get into some deep shit and you need 1 Lawyer to get you out of it. Who are you hiring?
obviously the heeb from The Wire, what kinda question is this?
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>>69258785
I can't lose.
>>69258827
>got schooled by a nignog in court
yeah, no
Saul, because he's funny and would probably tell jokes to cheer me up while working on my case.
When in trouble hire a Hebrew fellow.
Is Saul even a competent lawyer?
>>69258785
IF THE GLOVE AINT BIGGER...
This guy
>>69258856
this
>>69258923
>he arrives to court late
>wrong evidence for the trial
closing arguments before opening arguments
>prosecution tearing him apart
>he forgot to renew his license
>judge calls for a mistrial
NAILED IT
maury the kike for sure
>>69259026
comfy flick
>>69258900
He's ok, but the Wire Lawyer is still practicing.
>>69258785
Danny crane.
>>69259415
OBJECTION
>>69259096
>not calling it a "bad court thingy"
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>>69258785
>>69259966
In fact, you used to think I had small hands didn't you?
>>69258785
Rebecca Bunch
>>69259966
they went full retarded with the hands thing
>>69259966
NOBODY LOOK!
Im calling my uncle, Vinny
The Jew lawyer from Carlito's Way
>>69258904
IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE NIGGER.
>>69258785
Levy as he's probably got a much higher aquittal rate and he was never dumb enough to give any of his clients enough leverage on him to bring him down with them when they fucked up.
>>69260673
NOBODY LOOK!
>I'm not wearing a tie at all
This guy.
Also, why aren't you watching Billions /tv/?
>>69259415
only if you're actually not guilty
>>69260846
Dropcore
>>69260877
He won't represent you if you're guilty, retard.
>>69259966
>not choosing based lawyer
Are you broke or something?
>>69261002
OP said deep shit, he never said you were guilty, you could have been framed or an honest wrong place wrong time.
I want to do paper work with Harvey till the early hours
no homo ofc
>>69259415
he has better music than anyone else
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3R8tkvlAlk
>>69260696
Sean Penn?
Mister Tagalucci wants you to hold something for him.
>>69258856
>>69258923
>>69259096
No you guys want him. He never loses
>>69260877
matt is a fucking terrible lawyer
actually, maybe not but i think the man might have shown up for a trial once over the course of two seasons
i'd choose marlos lawyer
>>69260882
I'm not guilty tho officer
>>69261235
He is a terrible lawyer, but he's also a vigilante on the side so you got that going for you if you're in "deep shit"
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I'd go for Ultron
>>69258785
Jimmy
I'm sure I'll get JUSTice with these guys
JOE MILLER FROM PHILADELPHIA
GET FUCKED
ARE YOU A FAGGOT?
>>69261476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr6B7yx7ptc
bob loblaw, duh
>>69261558
You sir, are a mouthfull
>>69261237
What's the story behind this ugly fucker? I looked up "mad hipster" on google but couldn't find anything
>>69261786
some /pol/ meme i think
>>69261786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErhbJgEL5jQ
at anti trump meeting talking to a pro trump guy. "carl the cuck"
>>69258785
The left one looks like a kike, so he most likely has connections, I'd settle for that one.
>>69261786
/pol/ having an autistic fit over some random SJW
>>69261786
Trump supporter meets rabid lefties
Asks how proposing building a wall makes you comparable to Hitler.
Lefties pull that face and say: "ARE YOU SERIOUS?" with a smug smile, being fully confident in his historical knowledge and that apparently the Berlin wall was built by Hitler
and a meme was born
>>69260877
>doesn't even show up to the fucking trial because he's too busy doing Daredevil shit
you're a retard if you pick Matt to represent you
It would be the most public yet of his many humiliations
>>69261786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU3vcvGpALQ
>>69258827
lol for real, saul just knows people he's an awful lawyer
WireJew. But Jimmy Smits character on L.A. Law is a close second.
>>69261980
->
>>69261284
Hope you're a hot female because he only finds interest in them
>>69258785
the jewish guy literally lied to marlo about his options to avoid himself being investigated for corruption charges
jimmy might be a fuckup but i'll take him over someone who's purely trying to gain out of my misfortune at every single turn
also getting told in court by a random street thug is pretty embarassing t b h
>>69261411
Yep me too. He would probably beat anyone posted here
>>69258785
Levy. Breaking Bad was shit that I dropped after 3 episodes and I've never seen BCS
>>69258858
that was one of the most contrived scenes from the goddamned series imho famicom. a lawyer like Levy wouldn't suddenly become flustered because some street nigger called him out for profiting off the drug trade. he would have just attacked again.
>>69258785
Definitely Saul since he goes above and beyond to make sure that he represents me in the best way possible. Levy will sell me out in a heart beat if it will save someone higher on the food chain.
>>69259415
Only correct answer senpai
>>69264381
that's a damn fine point. Levy was more like in house council for a corporation. he'll help you as long as you play ball but he's not really looking out for you.
>>69259415
>>69264419
Perry Mason got an acquittal at the end of every episode.
>>69260566
T H I C C
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Just give him time to fill his glass with water.
Obvious choice
>>69266347
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KLJnEdTZhN
>>69258785
>not choosing Franklin & Bash
Barry Zuckercorn
