ITT: movies you were way too young to watch
Man the movies I rented as a kid.
Flesh Gordon I got in trouble for
Strip Tease
AND
Strip Teaser the softcore porn version....
![51SSEGRJVPL[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I22r7mh.jpg "51SSEGRJVPL[1].jpg")
watched in my mid teens, scarred me for life
>>69253548
>Flesh Gordon
holy shit kek
>>69253560
MID TEEN, oh god, you're pathetic.
>>69253577
I use to work at the movie place when I was 14 because I made friends with all the guys there. They had a great selection of movies that blockbuster never fucking had.
>>69253584
not everyone here was born edgy like you, kid
Made me the man I am today
Watched this when I was 6... Good movie but holy fuck.
When i was 7.
Another thread started by nu-males. Only such pathetic kinds could give credit to pussified premises as "movies you were way too young to watch"
>>69253489
Predator scarred me for like 6 months straight, all the fucking time I thought I had an invisible alien nigger hunting and I was always jumping around shit to avoid being caught, not even kidding, I also thought the pan of guayaba, bread filled with guava jam was literally filled with human processed flesh for some reason, not even kidding.
>>69253814
verhoeven has a talent for that
My older brother is a fag and liked this movie because it was campy and had shitty acting. he showed it to me when I was like 10. I always watched Saved By the Bell every morning before school so this blew my mind to say the least.
>>69253722
It turned you into a fag?
>>69253814
>>69255209
>>69255290
lots of verhoeven in this thread lol
>>69255388
lol
>>69255473
lol
>>69255534
lol
>>69253489
I still remember dem titties
>>69255604
lol
>>69253489
Barbarella
>boy she sure likes sleeping in the same bed with those guys!
>>69255668
lol
>>69255734lol
>>69255699
Jesus, I was actually thinking of this the other day. Just the memory of dolls with snapping metal teeth, I would never have had a clue what to search for.
Scared me shitless as a kid, think I saw it on a random VHS I put in looking for Simpsons episodes or something.
>>69255388
>>69255473
>>69255534
>>69255604
>>69255668
hhaha lmao lol
>>69255209
Saw this shit when I was like 6.
Also Friday the 13th and Nightmare on elm street. My father gave no fucks if we watched R rated movies as kids.
>>69256679
rofl
Toxic Avenger when I was 6 or 7. Needless to say I never wanted to fucking bike after that.
The first Hellraiser didn't leave much of an impression on me but this one was definitely 2hot2handle for such a wee lad.
>>69253814
Same deal with this one.
>>69253489
Robocop and Total Recall. I was 7.
>>69255699
Prime Jane Fonda is hands down the most attractive women to ever exists
>>69257032
'no'
>10 years old
>parents John Carpenter's The Thing on and ask me to join them because I love sci-fi
>haven't seen the cover of the VHS or anything so I have no clue what to expect other than my parents saying it has aliens in it
>see the flying saucer and assume it's going to be some standard Star Wars-tier sci-fi
>mfw that fucking kennel scene
>>69253489
Kek I remember watching that when I was a kid too.
Also pic related gave me nightmares.
>>69257032
agreed
>>69256941
I watched them as a 7 year old on tv.
>>69253489
was like 4 or something when i first watched it, had nightmares for 7 years straight
>>69257322
I dunno why but the parents turning into pigs got me the worst
>>69257322
Spirited Away isn't that bad desu, no worse than some early Disney shit
>>69253489
I watched that as a kid. The train scene gave me a shitload of nightmares.
>>69255849
Yup, the 60s were weird alright.
>>69253489
I watched the sequel when I was 10 or something with my family. When the protagonist started raping and impregnating random girls in the street...whyboner
>>69255209
I was OK to see this, maybe twelve, but I remember there was a little girl maybe seven, we exited the theater at the same time. she looked up at her mom and said matter-of-factly "that movie was too violent."
>>69255209
I loved 1 when I was a kid, it was 2 that gave me nightmares because of RoboCain and the brain scenes.
>>69257745
Really? Toxic waste guy did nothing?
>>69255209
>>69253814
>>69256848
>>69257364
>tfw mommy forgot to lock the VHS cabinet
I saw Batman and RoboCop and Total Recall when I was pretty young, and years later would watch and think "I don't remember this much swearing/violence/nudity", like I just didn't see any of that somehow.
IT however, messed me right up
>>69257930
I remember watching the first Terminator with my parents one night. The self-surgery scene in the apartment when he takes his eye out and cuts up his arm upset the fuck out of me.
>>69257791
Nope, mostly because there was a tokusatsu episode that I watched before that had a guy with the power of turning into ooze. Now the scenes with the doctor holding Cain's detached face like a mug and Rocobop smashing his grey matter in the pavement were burned into my mind.
>>69257439
probably because as a kid, losing your parents is the worst thing you could imagine.
Pic is related.
>8 years old
>staying at nan's
>everyone is out and uncle is up in his room
>finally get to satisfy my curiosity and find out why my parents would only show the beginning bit where all the zombies pour out of the buildings
>>69257999
How did it mess you up
Pet Cemetery
>be visiting grandma
>nothing to do but watch movies
>rental place one block over
>mom finally gets tired of watching all the kid shit me and my sister pick
>shes always been a Steven King fan
>>69258299
In a "can't sleep, clown will eat me" kind of way
was about 7 or 8 when i watched this on tv
cried my ass off
>80s
>go see Sheena Queen of the Jungle
>PG
>Scene by the lake, Sheena taking a bath
>SHEENA COMPLETELY NAKED
>TITS
>CUNT
Damn i dont know how the fuck that slipped by in a PG movie but that was an epic boner tiem
>>69253489
>>69253814
my mother took me to see BOTH of these movies in THEATERS.
Species she admitted she fucked up, but Starship Troopers she was like "oh it wasn't that bad"
>>69259123
She did fuck up in raising a woman
>>69253489
Watched this before I was in kindergarten. My dad even bought me the action figure.
>>69259060
Tanya Roberts is the perfect 80s slutty blonde
>>69253489
I watched Conan the Barbarian when i was 5
>>69259060
in the 80's tits were completely ok in PG movies
>>69259123
Starship Troopers was far more fucked up than Species though.
All the sexual shit in Species distracted me from the gore so I didn't take it that hard.
Remember being shown stuff like Alien/Aliens, Terminator, The Thing, Starship Troopers fairly young and I loved all of it.
I was never allowed to see this though.
No matter how much I pestered it was always a resounding no.
Like every idiotic child would I watched it in secret and regretted it immediately
But these days its one of all time favs.
>>69257364
Was worth it for the fap at the end, but yeah I was scared to eat for a few days
>>69259303
when can we go back to these times?
>>69253489
Good times fapping to this...
>>69255209
I had a phobia of toxic waste for like a decade thanks to Robocop.
>>69259795
>you will never be a [insert single digit age] year old kid in the 80's ever again
feel bad man
>>69259441
>Remember being shown stuff like Alien/Aliens, Terminator, The Thing, Starship Troopers fairly young and I loved all of it.
>I was never allowed to see this though. No matter how much I pestered it was always a resounding no.
Holy shit, are you me?
I still haven't gotten round to watching it.
I was 7, I loved it then for the action scenes, now I love it for everything.
>>69254353
35 and I still haven't watched this stupid troma movie
>>69255340
>not being a fag
whats it like living in the past, grandpa
>>69257364
When I was 7, I saw Alien in the theater when it first came out. Gave my nightmares for weeks. Dad was so entertained by my fear he bought the big 18" Alien action figure for Christmas that year. Then hung the fucking thing from the ceiling over my bed.
>>69255388
lol ye xD
>>69253560
I saw this in the theater. Towards the beginning of the movie there's a shot where they show Dr. Weir on the space station and then pull out while rotating the camera. That almost gave me motion sickness.
>>69258299
i legit feared bathing alone and taking a leak for kind of a longer time than id like to admit
Had a nightmare after seeing Indiana Jones.
I saw Hollow man at 9, but it wasn't too bad
seeing invisible titty groping with friends at a sleepover made it even more strange
this shitty remake gave me insomnia for months, when i wasmaybe 10.
>>69257032
Too bad she's a gook loving commie traitor who sided with the Vietcong.
>>69259795
as soon as Trump takes office
Saw this with my dad when i was 6. Fucking head-spider thing almost killed me.
Step-dad put on Heavy Metal on our trip to Mexico.
This shit right here. I was about 8 when I watched this for the first time. 17 years later I still have a phobia of the dark.
>>69257999
The VHS box for IT creeped me the fuck out at Blockbuster when I was a wee lad.
Watched at a friends house when I was around 8. Spooked for years.
>>69261949
Rented it from blockbuster. Parents didn't know what it was and I thought it was just some rad cartoon. I was right.
>>69259009
Anon, this isn't even that sad.
>>69262859
i dunno what to tell you anon,the brother getting killed in the endreally got to me at that age
>>69257439
fucking this exact shit famolonga.
>>69253489
>>69263208
Holy fucking hips.
I saw apocalypse now when I was 8, it was really fucking weird,
I saw alien when I was 9 and I had the flu, I puked and thought i had a chestburster in me for a month, i checked every day for scars on my face
>>69256941
I was 6 or something and was allowed to watch uncut total recall but not uncut terminator 1 or the alien movies.
Go figure
>>69263250
>tfw
>>69261960
god Mira Sorvino was awesome. hollywood didn't know what to do with a woman that fine who could actually act. damn shame.
>>69253489
Saw Terminator 2 at a pretty young age, I think I was about nine or ten. It really fucked me up. The scene where the dude gets stabbed through the back of his throat burned into my mind for months. I actually thought it must be the most violent movie ever.
>>69261883
>when i was 6
holy shit your dad was a fucking terrible parent.
>>69257364
I saw it when I was 6, Im 25 now. I have a nightmare about that at least once a week.
>>69257364
I'm watching Alien right now and it's fucking scary.
my mom's bf showed me Pink Floyd's The Wall when I was about 9. this was at his burnout friend's apt with hair below his waist. looking back on it, pretty sure they were getting high but they kept it hidden from me.
the scenes with the kids with the fucked up face mask things, I think they were on railroad tracks? that fucked me up. the whole movie was so triggering in an acid-trip way but I didn't understand that then.
however, that guy was actually really good with me, better than mom's other bfs. he gave me his old Led Zeppelin shirt so I'd have something cool to wear and he was really fun to be around. Ken, you were a good guy.
First film i saw was The Predator, i was four. I've watched every schwarzenegger film ever since
>>69264293
>tfw you're literally "My Girlfriend's Son"
>>69264733
where did you find this rare pepe?
>>69261960
I actually read the book for this really young instead of the movie, freaked me the fuck out.
My grandma had the full collection of Steven King and VC Andrews novels when I was 8 and no sense of appropriate age literature.
>>69264733
Weirdly enough, this.
The scene where the MC is telling Barbra Streisand about how he and his mom and sister got gangbanged by escaped convicts was a bit too much for an 8 year old.
>Lord of Illusions when I was 7
>spend the entire night after watching disney movies
>astronaut fucking the sisters on Species 2
First movie induced boner
At the age of 10 I found a vhs copy of "Salo" hidden briefcase in my parents closet. There were dildos and leather stuff as well.
I watched few minutes then got scared and turned off.
>>69259441
Same. Watched it in 5th grade and traumatized me. The fucking scene with the crucifix scarred me for life. And the spider walk. THE FUCKING SPIDER WALK.
>>69265064
Yeah, sex alone was really outside my area of concern and then you throw in the whole rape thing on top of it and it just made me feel really bad for a long time.
>>69253814
>>69259123
>tfw dad took me to see starship troopers with him at 9
>mfw had to sit through the shower scene with my dad pretending that it's super normal to be watching movies with naked people in them at 9 with my fucking father
Jaws
I am still scared of sharks
>>69266809
Ron Perlman!??
Do you mean movies we weren't allowed to watch or movies we shouldn't have watched?
>>69266809
This thread reminded me of a movie I saw long ago. There was a particular character from it whom I've never forgotten; Julie. Return of the Living Dead 3 is probably the reason I get off to torture porn and gothic chicks. Thanks mom.
>>69267099
>not watching 1 and getting into gangrape thanks to Trash
Scared me as a kid.
>>69253489
When I was 3, my mom took me out to the theater for the very first time, and I saw Starship Troopers. I rooted for the bugs. She took me home, and I spend the rest of that afternoon and night watching Predator, Predator 2, and Alien. I cried when the predator blew himself up at the end of the first one.
>>69264057
>holy shit your dad was a fucking excellent parent.
fixed for ya
![onesheet[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RPW8kU3.jpg "onesheet[1].jpg")
Some invisible boob fondling and a rape scene. Both of which were hot as shit. For the longest time, I thought that was Dennis Leary.
My parents didn't really care about much R rated movies unless sex was involved.
Not nudity, just sex.
First movie I remember watching was T2.
When I was 13 they completely stopped caring and I watched a shit ton of horror and exploitation flicks. my parents forbid me to watch Scarface or The Exorcist however.
>>69265595
>>69259441
>>69260733
same here, I was legit fucking scarred for several months after watching it
>>69253489
The first attack on the moors in american werewolf in london scared the shit out of me when I was a kid
I guess mom didn't see the R rating when she rented it.
>>69269520
Wow. I never seen the bad guy robot in the reflection. I seen this movie almost 30 years ago roo.
>>69268553
Watching T2 with the pops was fun as hell. Me and my dad must have seen it together at least two dozen times.
>>69261227
holy kek
I jacked off to Species as a kid more than any other movie, that and the beginning of Basic Instinct and scrambled porn channels
Watching it now it's one of the most hilarious things ever recorded with a camera, but as a small child this doll scared the living shit out of me. And my older sister would torment me by sliding knives under the door like it does in the movie
>>69267774
me too
>>69253548
>Flesh Gordon
>not Flesh Hardon
Nigga pls
>>69269743
MindblownNot like Cain, but still
I saw pic related at age nine as a complete virgin to horror movies, it genuinely scarred me for years.
My mother bought this for me when I was 9 years old. The VHS had just release. What the fuck?
Don't bother, it's shit.
>>69261838
This holy shit, I was 8
>>69273645
>My mother bought this for me when I was 9 years old
Your mom had genuine issues
>>69253489
Dad made me watch House of 1000 Corpse when I was 8 or so, that fucked me up for a while.
>Years later when The Office aired I could only see Dwight as that creepy mermaid thing
>>69273189
I remember my mother coming home with this on DVD, I wasn't allowed to watch it with the family, but looking at the cover alone was enough to give me nightmares for some time.
>>69255290
She looks like a worm lol
>>69264640
I feel bad for the generation of boys that will grow up not seeing any Schwarzenegger
Tommy when I was like 10.
>>69253584
kill yourself faggot
I was 3 and I went over to the neighbours house to play with their kid where the older siblings were watching this.
Fucked me up for years.
>>69253560
why what happens im sure ive seen this before and dont rememeber anything shocking
>>69275436
Same. Its weird because now I laugh nonstop at it.
>>69255209
>>69260589
>>69259303
Jabberwocky had full frontal pussy in a PG movie.
Watched The Fly 1 and 2 at 12 after specifically seeking it out. Made me have nightmares about turning into a disfigured monster and looking in the mirror.
