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What did Seagal mean by this?
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>>69252315
The punani mating ritual
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If I pull that off, will your birthday get snatched?
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>>69252534

It would be incredibly tasty
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>>69252315
He was trying to kill her. She would've been in deep trouble if she had bowed back. Seagal is truly evil.
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>>69252534
>TFW today's my birthday
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>>69252630

Here's To (You)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NmrAnObijW
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>>69252630
You know something Jadrool? I might have to come round and snatch your fockin birthday. Unless you tell me. Why the fuck. Ritchie did bobby lupo
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>>69252315
Why is he in Chechnya?
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>/tv/ is now making fun of steven seagal
>/tv/ is about as original as 1996 jay leno
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>>69252950
>making fun of Stephen Seagal

Who the fuck would make fun of the Birthday Snatcher himself?

Seagal is based. And Seagalposting is the patrician /tv/ pastime.

Not like that pleb shit baneposting
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>Steven ''birthday snatcher'' Seagal
>Steven ''Your dead so now we are even'' Seagal
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>>69252315
>hanging out with le tracksuit man
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someone post the ama image
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>>69253038
shut up, baneposters translated the plane-crash scene dialogs in hieroglyphics
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>>69252630
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>>69253587
Good work on the Konami logo.
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Who would win in a dance off?
Stephen "birthday snatcher" Seagal or Quentin "Quick feet" Tarantino?
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>>69252741
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NmrAnObijW
Nice brother.
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That's just him participating in a Russian Mongol dance. Don't make fun of his culture.
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>>69253515
Yeah but baneposters don't know why Richie did Bobby Lupo
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>>69253633
Dubs confirms

However, it was another anon who created this masterpiece for us

Press 'F' to tip to his supremacy
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>>69253787
F
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>>69253587

Put a giant ad up on one of the buildings bladerunner style thats that painting of seagal playing guitar
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>>69253730
no one knows
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>>69254464
well I'm sorry to hear that...
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>>69254464
It was something about his wife. I don't remember.
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>>69254520
Cuz now
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>>69254464
>nobody knows
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Why is he so fat
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>>69252884
He's just hanging out with his Tatar friends.
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>>69256157
I'm gonna birth every motherfucker snatchday
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>>69253233
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>>69257283
His spiritual awakening prevents him from letting loose the ass beatings, so they are storing up within him.
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ay! ay boy! you doan snatching this birth time!!!!! hahahahahahahah
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Thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=338D3HTto6M

Loop on /tv/ when?
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>>69253587
What is this meme? Whose birthday did he snatch?
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>>69253351

It's actually missing some really good ones
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>>69253587
Didn't someone make a superior version?
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>>69260856

Maybe
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>3 new seagalkino this year alone

What a time to be alive
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Can someone post the dialogue that goes something like:

(Seagals retarded friend Day took we, who can only say his name)

Steven: what happened here, Day?
>day tooker!

I forget how the rest goes but it's solid 9 pasta
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>>69252315
Is he some kind of chechen rebel or sumthing?
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>>69257283
Birthdays are very calorie heavy
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>>69258407
That's amazing
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>>69264200
What does it take to change the nature of a man?
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>>69264200

TRILLION
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>>69264200
CAN ANYONE STOP HIM?
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>>69258407
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>>69264200
NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME
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>tfw my birthday is today and it wasn't snatched
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>>69264200
BIRTHDAY SNATCHED
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>>69264664

You sure about that?
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>>69257283

Are you threatening me, master Punani?
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>>69264664
mine is wednesday and i'm fearful that it'll be snatched
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>>69264664
SNATCHED
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>>69258407
>nyc
>white guy
>40 years old
>reggae song
>about steven seagal

BRAVO
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>>69264664
S N A T C H E D
N
A
T
C
H
E
D
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>>69264990
holy shit
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>>69264200
MILLION
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>>69257283
easy
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What did everyone think of Code of Honor?
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>>69266107
EASY
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>>69265053
The birthday snatcher will decide your fate
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>>69266146
hahahaha
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>>69266107
>>69266146
What did he mean by this?
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