What's /tv/'s honest opinion on Underworld?
nice ass
it tries really hard to hide a boring and simple story
>>69251803
I watched this a lot as a kid
Ms. Beckinsale ruled my puberty
>>69251803
It's better with the sound off.
>>69251895
>action kino
>story
>>69251803
Shit except for her ass. If she were atleast a shit actress, it'd be funny to laugh at. But she's just boring
>>69251803
gives me a hardon
"CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIN" of movies
>>69251803
Len wiseman has a very distinct visual style that can punch up just about any story which is why Sleepy Hollow pilot looks great but he gets stuck in the same visual mode and the black guy and him are terrible writers.
They have some good ideas but hybrid storyline was just bad..and they don't know how to write intrigue..so its kind of stuck in middle muddling its way through..
>>69251803
Kate beckinsale in tight leather puts black widow to shame
>tfw Len Wiseman is married to Kate Beckinsale and likes to write sex scenes for her in his movies
Truly a masterful cuck.
>>69251998
kek
>>69251803
KATEY MAKES MY PEE-PEE GO BIG AND STIFF
>>69251803
I really liked the first one.
But the rest were neat, except maybe that one that one from the past.
