You know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning... https://youtu.be/P0yKSNq-oLg
>>69251793
Well I'm sorry to hear that
>>69251793
depends if it's grounded or not.
>only Whedon line left in the movie
>it's shit
Like fucking clockwork.
I want to fondle Halle Berry's chocolate body.
>>69251844
>Whedon
huh?
>tumblr
>no halle berry amazing acting
>>69251844
he also wrote the line where he tells scott to go fuck himself or however that went. haven't seen it in a while.
Why all the hate for this line? Yeah it's cheesy but my god you're blowing this out of proportion.
>>69251916
Joss Whedon wrote a script for X-Men. They kept in two bits of dialogue: the "you're a dick" exchange and this line.
>>69252108
So he wrote all the quips. Figures. That's all he ever does. Quips, quips, and more quips.
"You know what happens to an infant when it's shoved down the stairs? The same thing that happens to everything else"
>>69252202
He was asked to script doctor the film and add some jokes, but wound up writing an entire draft. Singer threw the whole thing out save for a couple of lines.
X-Men 1 had something like thirty whole draft scripts.