>modren standup comedy
>>69248184
Does this guy not know about the drug cartels in mexico
>>69248227
Hispanics aren't minority in Mexico and he is talking about America.
>>69248184
they find cut up bodies in hispanic neighborhoods near the border all the time
>>69248184
That feel when he is literally this
>I compare made up movies to real life im so funneh xD
I hate modern stand up comedy.
>>69248693
God I love this comic
>>69248848
sorry, meant for >>69248184
>>69248806
>spot the joke win a prize
>step right up ladies and gentlemen
>>69248884
That makes sense. Since blacks have such a vast history of enslaving each other so much they really ought to be the only ones to use it
>>69248884
I think that's pretty funny though.
>>69248884
now that's funny.
>>69248806
She just tell a room full of people that you can take any of the shit from her house?
>>69248892
kek
is there any facet of life untouched by these feminist sjw pussies?
politics, movies, comic books, video games, tv shows, the news, stand up comedy, the internet in general, even fucking bathrooms.....
>>69248953
Funfact: the first guy who brought black slaves to america was black
>>69248971
>weh white people don't gibs me enuf welfare
>weh white people dont gibs me muh crack rock
>weh white people don't make me able to do maff
>>69248184
Yeah? Well,TELL IT TO MY BALLLLLLLLLLLLS
DUDE FAT UNFUNNY MITCH HEDBERG LMAO
>>69248184
lel
>>69248184
>man forced to eat beard on stage as onlookers cheer
>>69249063
welp, guess you can't talk about white people owning black slaves and black people being systematically oppressed in America anymore
>>69248884
this ones actually funny though
>>69248184
>White people are scary
>Just look at how scary movies and newsmedia makes them sound like they are!
This is the funniest women I've seen on TV in a long time.
jery get ipad
>>69248884
I know this is a shit on PC comedy thread but I like that joke. Got some real craft to it.
>>69248227
>>69248349
that's for business, no pleasure gringos
>>69249220
>my vagina is rekt
BOOM! side splitting laughs everytime
ugh
>>69249278
I'm confused
>its a /pol/ gets triggered by opposing views in comedy then goes to their boards and posts nigger in every thread then calls it comedy so you cant criticize them episode
>>69249220
>sex
>her
>>69249278
Because a tattooed president has a skin tone that will contrast with ink, which does not include bix noods.
That's what the guy was actually musing aloud to himself or his smarmy friend about as he was picking out which ironic shirts he wants to buy.
>>69248184
I like when the whites started the Rwandan genocide and spent 100 days hacking a million people to pieces with machetes and participating in savage gang rapes with their HIV-infected penises.
>>69249063
I know.I wasn't being sarcastic
>>69249326
>comedy
>>69249326
does this thread trigger you, my subhuman friend?
>>69249326
nigger
>>69248184
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Sowell
>>69248184
>>69248884
>>69248971
>>69249125
>>69249278
>>69248184
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beltway_sniper_attacks
>>69248884
keks
>>69249501
Can we all describe him by 4 letters word?
>>69249326
>Laughing at a stupid hypocrite is being triggered
???
I was walking through the subway a while back and one of the doors to the station was out of order (busted hinge probably) but it had a sign on it that said "This door temporarily closed".
That's funny right? Such an event could easily be turned into a joke right?
>>69249326
Laughing at hacks is a universal enjoyment. Not to many shitty right wing comedians because a right winger who sucks will get chased out of the business very quickly.
I love Patton Oswalt and he's as liberal as you can basically get.
>>69248806
>flee out the window
what if i live on the third floor?
>>69249501
It's sad how he has to make literally everything up
>>69249439
Hey come on man,
this fat tub of lard doesn't want to hear your "reality"
he's just looking to eat some tater tots and tell a few good honest rib ticklers to his progressive audience.
let's not get all bogged down in "reality" here.
>@Tim_Is_Win
Here come the questionable statistics and /pol/ catchphrases.
>>69248884
See now that's actually funny
>>69248184
Fucking idiot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Sowell
>Anthony Edward Sowell (born August 19, 1959) is an American serial killer, identified in press reports as the Cleveland Strangler. He was arrested in October 2009 as a suspect in the murders of eleven women whose bodies were discovered at his Cleveland, Ohio duplex at 12205 Imperial Avenue in Mount Pleasant neighborhood.
what?
>>69248184
more like
>you say the wrong thing to the wrong white guy and he will shrug it off
>you say the wrong thing to the wrong black guy and he will kill you
>>69249766
Forgot pic
>>69249501
The joke is that his partner had sex with another man and he didn't know.
haha
nice1
>>69248184
Actually most serial killers are black. The reason he never hears about the black ones is because of people just like him pushing the myth serial killers are mostly white.
Blacks at around 13% of the population are 40% of serial killers.
http://www.statisticbrain.com/serial-killer-statistics-and-demographics/
>>69249801
chipotle is mediocre, mangoraja is much better
>>69249766
Sheev is right again
>>69248184
>OP was born in le wrong generation XD
>>69249801
For people opposed to cultural appropriation, college aged kids sure do have a weird obsession with faux-mexican fast food.
>>69249801
DUDE MEXICAN FOOD LMAO
>>69248971
I don't even give a shit when black people do this sort of shit, fight whatever fight you feel you need to, whatever, it's just fucking embarrassing when white people do it.
good lord
>>69250288
I honestly can't tell if this is some double layered irony where he's pretending to be a stupid lefty to show people how dumb and hypocritical they are for saying they hate stereotyping and then doing it themselves.
>>69249220
Fuck me, tantric sex is slow and when using the true meaning of the word means no orgasm. How does her vagina get hurt during that kind of shit.
>>69250418
Where did he say he hates stereotyping
>>69248184
>https://blackpeoria.wordpress.com/list-of-black-serial-killers/
>>69248884
This isn't funny or clever at all.
>>69250288
oh my god holy fuck
if someone made that joke I would get up and leave the club and I'd be loud about it
>>69248806
>strangers should feel entitled to my possessions because I don't want to hurt them
>>69250446
Are you implying he doesn't? And yes I am stereotyping him.
we've reached tumbledy
>>69248971
>a popular meme is
stopped reading there
He's awful to follow on Twitter. He followed me so I followed him back and he just capes for black people, it's really fucking annoying. He treats minorities like babies.
Where were you when leftists starting valuing muh minorities more than than the concerns of the working class, and became shills for neo-liberalism?
>>69250530
Well neither are you so shut it.
He looks like a pedophile.
>>69250662
>If someone that can work below minimum wage, does not have to pay most taxes, and is used to a much lower standard of living can take your job, you're shit
What did he mean by this?
>>69250530
t. Tyler Hartman of /pol/
>>69250613
Man, I hate it when people treat animals like babies
>>69250750
He meant that people are taking low paying jobs because there are low paying jobs others won't take
>>69250662
>>69250750
And in six months /poltv/ took his credibility and cultural relevance with a better cuckold material than he could ever plagiarize for the rest of his life
and we did itfor memes
>>69248184
You literally got this from reddit
Please go back there if you're going to be a faggot
>>69249139
always wondered what information was cited for this pic. Genuinely curious
>>69250532
So you'd get triggered and go to a safe space and make sure everyone else has to hear about it because you can't handle opposing viewpoints.
>>69251004
baby's first bait
Bill Burr
Patrice O'Neal
__________
Fill in the blank
What's the deal with white people?
They are not white and they are not people.
>>69250792
(You)
>>69249501
this is some 14 yo tier shit right here
fucking hell
>>69248184
Funny thing is he's right, but not because of why he thinks. He's right because white people are more likely to be smart enough to get away with murder for a long time before getting caught.
>>69248184
What a faggot.
>>69250929
Not4U
>>69248184
Well, he's on the right path but he's a bit of a big fat faggot.
The white man should be feared considering nearly the entire planet was conquered, raped, or toed the line in face of the threat by our ancestors.
>>69248184
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Sowell
*states my uncontroversial political opinion that the cultural zeitgeist already agrees with*
*looks around devilishly like I just said something unthinkable*
Comedy.
>>69249875
It's also because most of them are too stupid to get away with enough murders to be classified as one really.
Why does the west fight against Islam? If you just let us run things we would purge your society of all these "low test numale beta manlet cuckbois".
>>69251968
i don't want to pray five times a day desu
>>69251968
>>69251968
I like pork
>>69251567
yep
>>69251968
Muslims are huge faggots. No, really, man-boy-love is rampant is Islamic culture. So, no thanks, I would rather deal with weak, white leftists than oily, cum-guzzling muzzies.
There is nothing more repulsive than a self-hating white person
>>69252089
Every big civilization in story before Christianism had assfucking with cute boys.
If you don't want to dominate little boys in the ass you're not a real man.
>>69251567
one of the most accurate descriptions of this shit I've seen recently
>>69252223
>If you don't want to dominate little boys in the ass you're not a real man.
this
>>69252199
It's a different story if you hate yourself for other reasons, but I agree. All those lefty drones parroting each other's opinions, letting everyone else know that they're righteous and noble for simply agreeing with whatever mindless garbage the rest of the camp is spewing.
It's like they don't even think. The facts and figures are there, but no; it's all about skin color apparently and they think they're the "wrong" color.
>>69249801
chipotle is trash tho
Posting a real comedian.
>>69251968
Bullshit.
If I had a nickel for every time we walked/spotted an arab fucking a boy or donkey . My friend was telling me they walked in on a village elder wearing those mickey mouse ear hats and two little boys wearing makeup and perfume.
And Iraqi men might be the gayest group on the planet. Literally spend all day sitting on their ass, holding hands and smoking cigerettes. Apparently they consider blow jobs and handies just something friends do. Fuck this is an actual saying over there:
>Women are for marriage. Boys are for pleasure. Men are for love.
>>69248884
That's kind of funny
>>69252486
Sounds like they have their shit straight.
Now if only they ate pork.
>>69251968
You know nothing of muslim cultures. They literally fuck goats and run fuccboi farms
>>69252413
Stop laughing, it isn't funny.
>>69249501
But he's a cuck... he didn't know?
>>69252486
>Women are for marriage. Boys are for pleasure. Men are for love.
That sounds about right to me. I don't know what you're so pissed off about.
>>69252089
>>69252486
>>69252756
>treating boys as disposable fuckholes is the same as giving them rights
Are you guys this fucking retarded?
I'm not from an Anglo country, can you guys recommend good comedians?
The only one I know is Bill Burr and he's pretty good.
>>69248184
I agree about white people looking scary. That guy looks like he might eat me at any second.
Also
>modren
>>69248227
Liberals in general don't know shit about the rest of the world.
>>69249125
I want to shove this unfunny fat fucks hands into a meat grinder.
>>69250530
That's fucking hilarious
>>69252934
>good comedians
huh?
>>69248327
Okay.
>Does this guy not know about the drug cartels in America
>>69248184
>Tim_Is_Win
>>69249063
Doesn't matter what actually happened. It doesn't fit the narrative of 'all evils come from white people' so it's irrelevant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjQnha99sTY
This thread needs more Bill Burr.
>>69249278
That is some serious reaching.
>>69248184
Why do people think this meme is real?
Do they just never read the paper or watch the news?
>>69249326
>it's a /pol/ack falseflags for (you)s so he gets his daily dopamine rush recurring episode
Who writes this shit?
>>69248971
Fucking manlets when will they learn
>>69250288
it's tough being a standup comedian when you're not funny
>>69253465
Its because blacks killing people is normal; its not even news.
>>69250750
it means liberals actually hate poor people
>>69248806
By what authority is it "Your property" If you wont defend it?
>>69250442
Same way a grind stone gets worn away.
>>69249766
>mount pleasant
>apparently not pleasant at all
>>69248184
>one 3 second google search.
>>69254610
neat
