He's literally carrying the entire DCU on his shoulders, do you think the extraordinary amount of stress will snap him?
Yeah he'll snap.
Zack Snyder will snap his neck for him.
>>69247611
inb4 nanny jokes
> he fucked his kids' nanny
> months later nanny rides lamborghini
> so batman
>>69247611
he's a big guy
>>69247611
He'll call Matt Damon for help.
>>69247797
Well I'm sorry to hear that
>>69247611
does Affleck have gyno?
Tell me, does he bleed?
>>69247913
Gyno is droopier than that, his chest is squarer than that
>>69247913
He will
>>69247611
He's a big guy.
He can take it.
>>69247611
> Either Zack goes or I go
You can tell
he's gotta be juicing right?
his proportions just look wrong
Did BvS fail so badly that he's applying for the Hulk?
>>69247611
This pic cannot be real. I don't believe it
>>69249047
It's shopped. Look at the stairs in the background.
allah will give him strength
>>69248050
Jesus fucking Christ, he's impossibly handsome.
>gorgeous
>buff
>rich as fuck
>good actor
>even better writer
>even better director
>best Batman
>Oscar winner
>has literally bear fucked J-Lo's perfect ass right up until the point he got fed up with her shit and he kicked her to the curb
>is literally everything every /tv/ manchild wishes they were but will never be
Now I understand why you're always trying to make fun of him. I'm jealous too.
>inb4 American teenager makes the overused, unoriginal "sure thing, Ben" joke.
Don't hate him because he's beautiful, /tv/.
>>69249047
Are you fucking dense?
>>69249314
Ahahahahaha that's fucking brilliant. I'm in stitches. Did you come up with that one?
You should be on the stage.
>>69249488
>>69248050
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>>69249567
calm down Mohamed everyone else thought that was funny
>>69249615
He looks glassy-eyed here. Is that signifying that you're holding back tears?
>>69249282
>>69249533
Now I see it, but it's funny how I didn't pay attention to the background at all, only his frame. Stupid me
>>69249659
They did? Show me.
>>69249754
ill show you my cock you little faggot
>>69249792
Okay, my underage friend.
I honestly feel kind of bad for Affleck now. He probably decided to get involved with the DCU because he was a fan of Batman and thought it would be a good opportunity to do something fun. Then BvS turned into a disappointment because Snyder is a hack and DC turned the movie into a clusterfuck to try to catch up with Marvel. In the wake of all the criticism, DC realized that Affleck is the only talented person they have working for them (pretty good director, good writer, decent actor), and now they want him to fix everything.
It's got to be a shitty position for him. He just wanted to be Batman, and now DC is pushing for him to save their asses because they didn't have enough sense to hire any other talented people.
>>69250137
he feel bad for someone worth hundreds of millions because a few fat comic book nerds will hate on internet forums at his movies?. christ youre dum.
>>69250419
No, you're dum. Affleck was trying to get something good out of his Batman performance and the movie, it meant something to him. It's a shame the movie failed and I feel bad for Affleck too, he's a good guy
God Kinograph Zack Snyder and Apprentice Kinograph Ben Affleck teaming up to make Justice League as good as possible.
The marriage in the two will result in the finest Cape movie we've witnessed yet.
>>69250137
>I honestly feel kind of bad for Affleck now
He doesn't think about you at all.
>>69250670
>He doesn't think about you at all.
How does this matter?
>>69247611
Like Zod's neck
>>69247611
Tell that to Ben's snapped shoulders.
>>69247611
Holy fuck, he's actually trying to become a Bruce Timm character.
>>69250845
>thinking takbir won't snackbar all the kaffir
>>69249533
Retarded or something? He's the goddamn Batman.
>>69247611
>dem endomorph genes