Who is the best RLM and why is it Jay?
Fuck off, Jay.
>>69245902
Don't talk to me like that
>>69245883
Jay Bauman? Is that you?
Jay, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.
You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.
Nobody will remember Jay Bauman. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
In short, you are an enormous failure.
Jay, being that you're about 30 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.
The abhorrent failure that is Red Letter Media, Jay Bauman, that is your legacy.
Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Jay, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.
Maybe in a couple of years, Jay, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.
I genuinely doubt it.
>>69246128
:_:
It's obviously Mike.
But Mike is too mainstream, and the most popular one so you cannot chose Mike because that doesnt make you a special snowflake.
Jay is really great, and a great editor.
Mike>Jay>Rich when he's being laughed at>Jessi>Canadians>Jack>Rich when he thinks he's funny>>Wizard
Jay>Jay>Jay>>>>>>>>Jay>POWER GAP>Jay>>>Jay>Jay>AIDSMoby
>>69247986
>liking Jessi
She's never been funny.
>>69248462
She's cute and inoffensive. Maybe the Canucks can go ahead otherwise
>>69248431
Mike is a shitty pre-assembled computer that can barely play Minecraft?
>>69248513
Mike is obviously one of those guys who ironically use shitty cases for his $3000 PC
>you will never watch shitty horror flicks with Jay
>you will never flick shit at a horrified Jay
>>69249128
>ironically
The case is literally pointless and you should never spend anymore money on it than the absolute minimum, so reusing a cheap HP or Dell one you can get for free is what intelligent people do.
>>69248431
accurate
Rich Evans.
>>69252434
I wish he'd squat more.
>>69245883
It's a mike wanted more fun episode.
>>69245883
Eh they all have their moments
but I think generally
Happy Mike > Depressed Mike
Rich with Mike > Rich with Jack
Rich's shitty comedy > Rich's Opinions
Jack acting as a shitty side character > Jack
Jay's opinion > Wizard's opinion > Mike's opinion > Rich's Opinion > Jack's Opinion
Rich's shitty comedy = Making fun of Rich > everything else
>>69248431
100% correct
Mike a best
>>69252750
so Jay's the dom, Rich is the sub, and Mike's the cuck?
wouldn't of thought that.
>>69246124
>"Hey Mike.. I just realized that I have zero marketable job skills, and have completely relied upon you - the man who slept with my first love - for virtually my entire adult life!
>My most recent attempt at solo comedy fell flat on its face and fizzled out after being ignored by even my most loyal fans! I'm nothing more than a polyp sucking on the colon of Red Letter Media, satiated with my lack of ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry I so bitterly critique!
>With the exception of a cute haircut and a sycophantic, ingratiating nature, I offer virtually nothing to you! It's become clear that I have absolutely no future in film making, outside of making "ironically bad" YouTube videos as I obediently wait at your side to collect my earnings (mere pennies on the dollar) as they fall off the dinner table onto my food dish!"
>"That's right, Jay!"
>>69255501
>>69246124
stop posting this anti-Bauman propaganda
Mike became a jewshill, so Jay
>>69252447
Im sure he squats enough if you catch my drift
>>69245883
Jay
>I did not like The Dark Knight Rises very much
Mike
>SHUT THE FUCK UP JAY THE DARK KNIGHT RISES WAS FUCKING GREAT!
Jay
>I guess you're right I love the Dark Knight Rises now
Jay
>I enjoyed Boyhood
Mike
>SHUT THE FUCK UP JAY BOYHOOD SUCKED!
Jay
>I guess you're right Mike I fucking despise this movie now.
Jay
>I did not like Jurassic World very much
Mike
>SHUT THE FUCK UP JAY JURASSIC WORLD WAS FUCKING GREAT!
Jay
>I guess you're right I love the Jurassic World now
Jay
>I enjoyed Captain America Civil
Mike
>SHUT THE FUCK UP JAY CAPTAIN AMERICA CIVIL WAR SUCKED!
Jay
>I guess you're right Mike I fucking despise this movie now.
Why is Jay such a c uck who gets bullied into doing a 180 on his opinions all the time?
Is it because he has no fanbase?
>>69256634
No it's because you see things that didn't happen. Jay cleary disagreed with Mike on Civil War. You people need to understand the difference between not sharing an opinion but respecting it and changing your opinion
>>69255501
>>My most recent attempt at solo comedy fell flat on its face
what is this a reference to?
They're such stupid hypocrites no consistency whatsoever.
https://youtu.be/3awmpoB6sP4
At the end of the day, we can all agree AidsMoby is the worse one of them all. He honestly over-reacts and is very much not funny
>>69245883
Max Landis.
>>69257646
>they liked a movie I didn't like, what hypocrites
Settle down, autismo.
Mike is the funniest but he's too pleb
He likes almost every shitty movie that comes out
Remember when we used to pretend Mike was a neo-nazi?
Why did that meme die?
>>69257776
>>69257646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQJuGeqdbn4
>>69257837
become fat and comfy, then boss everyone around with the implied violence of your powerful frame
>>69256634
Literally nothing in this post is accurate.
>>69257815
Why are you under the impression he works out a lot? What are you basing that on?
>>69258225
he's talked about it. about being addicted to ''the burn'', and running a lot and going to the gym, etc.
>>69255501
>the man who slept with my first love
what
>>69258185
JAY, JAY BAUMAN IS THAT YOU?
>>69245883
Mike is the best, cus Jay liked Civil War.
>>69258622
You know nothing, my sweet summer child.
>>69258622
Come on, that is pretty basic rlm-lore
>>69258622
I'M DYING LAUREN
>posting in a literal failed filmmaker thread
>>69248431
Correct, Jay is the best and the only good one.
