what went wrong?
My Intel sources have informed me that someone in the name of 4chan and his friend /tv/ are making fun of me. If this doesn't cease, I will snatch every motherfucker punani.
Amber Heard is stealing his life force
>>69240855
Poor guy. And he is playing the Invisible Man.
Hope he does well
>>69240911
Based succubus.
The face of alcoholism.
>drinking for 30 years
>smoking for 30 years
>fucking the most beautiful women for 30 years
Gee, i wonder.
>>69240911
>tfw no succubi gf to suck my useless life out of me
>>69241353
And what women is this? Post pic
>>69241474
>>69240855
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>69240855
He started hanging out with that manson faggot. Now is starting to look like him.
>>69240855
tim burtonitis
If it is alcohol it's amazing he's only just showing the signs now
It's like his body just ignored the effects for the whole time he's been a drinker, then overnight it all hit him in one go
people sometimes tell me I look like depp, i guess i know what they mean now...
>>69240855
gold teeth
>>69240855
It's well known he and Amber Heard are extreme heroin fiends in the Hollywood scene.
>>69240855
Are those gold teeth?
GOLD
FUCKING
TEETH
?
>>69242182
So how come it obviously hasn't affected her in the slightest?
I don't know if your parents have told you yet, but people grow older and as they grow older, they start to look different. This will happen to you as well.
>>69242259
Being bloated and losing your teeth is not a natural consequence of turning 50
>>69241294
What did she mean by this
>>69240855
He brought dogs into some backwater country and had to apologize for it on national tv.
>>69241474
>>69241986
What's with all the DFW meme, this is a gay for Jonny Depp thread no?
>>69242318
God knows, the woman is completely insane
>tfw no crazy blonde Texan bitch succubus Randian gf
>>69242236
Age is of younger origin so more recover-ability through healthier regenerative organs.
tl/dr Her livers gooder than his liver
>>69242428
You've obviously never met an actual junkie. If she was a heavy user it would be abundantly obvious.
>>69242428
>>69242236
This plus if you're rich it's easy to get good heroin and have it available at all times. That way it will take longer before it'll start affecting your physical appearance.
>>69240871
Imposter
>>69242461
Hoffman didn't show any physical signs
>>69242482
So apparently it's so good it doesn't affect her (because young liver, lol; even though PSH looked great up until the end) yet it's totally ravaging Depp? Blind item faggots are really the worst.
>>69242364
>Randian
So she's autistic and makes these threads to genuinely look for answers?
>>69240855
Why would anyone think that silver teeth look good?
>>69242536
I wasn't really talking about her but heroin in general (I don't know if she's a user. She does look too healthy for me), but I have known rich guys whose heroin addictions stayed secret for a long time simply because they were able to manage their usage by using at exactly the right times and with the right stuff, instead of being a regular junkie who's always in search of a fix.
>>69242521
I am the true Seagal
>>69242665
>>69240855
Is he like a Nosferatu now or what?
>>69242709
UNATCO?
>>69241294
>>69242364
post more Amber pls
the crazier the better
>>69243027
all I got
He hangs out with the God of Fuck too much.
>>69243578
>Pedaltrain
Jesus Christ Johnny get it togetherthey're not bad by any means but buying a pre made pedalboard is just really lame
>>69242924
Why contain it?
>>69241294
Who was camera?
>>69240855
It's just a bad picture for fucks sake.
>>69243916
laptop
>>69244129
hey johnny!
>>69243467
IMAGINE
>>69244409
Imagine being Amber in that marriage and having to be all like "damn, Johnny Depp, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your alcohol gut and horrific unwashed toothless monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is fuck another woman in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Amber and not only sit in that chair while Johnny Depp flaunts his disgusting body and Australia apologies next to you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that apology. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as all the fangirls on the street tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JOHNNY DEPP LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his alcoholicish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged sub-lesbians for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Texas.You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled stomach as he sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you and the camera, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to sit there to not go to jail and revel in his "rockstar" (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with hard drugs and Alice Cooper in the previous years. And then the Australian government calls for another take, and you know you could seduce every single person in this room before internet weirdos and divorce lawyers could put you down but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Amber. You're not going to lose your future acting career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Aren't those gold teeth for a new pirates movie? And yea sure he looks a little bloated from alcohol probably but he's 50 years old and has everything a man can wish for, why would he not do that? Shit if I had what he had i'd be charlie sheening all over the place. And again he's 50 years old. And all of his gf's were 6's btw. Except winona ryder she was hot.
>>69242536
I don't believe she's on heroin, but if we were to argue that both of them are remember that he's pretty fucking old. All heroin aside, drinking and smoking can ruin someone's appearance. The fact that she's young can carry a lot and she can still look good even if she is on drugs. It won't last long though, assuming she is.
And Depp looking like shit really can just be a the decades of smoking. Any extra partying is just icing on the cake.
The stupid choices, styling, and giving in to his admittedly very attractive succubus is just a result of his painfully obvious midlife crisis.
>>69245195
heh
Probably just stopped working out and is getting old.
>>69245912
>Johnny
>working out
With a face like his, you don't need to work out. Just don't get fat.
Drive Angry is like a Godard movie if Godard was American and born in 1970.
>>69242536
>even though PSH looked great up until the end)
PSH had a sudden relapse after going through a rough patch with his girlfriend. He had been clean for decades.
Damn, its even starting to show through in his most iconic role
>>69248867
>looking too JUST to play a JUSTed pirate
God
He knows he will die of lung cancer soon and doesn't give a shit anymore
>>69240855
he's friends with Kevin Smith
Wouldn't say that fat fuck is entirely to blame but it probably doesn't help
>>69250430
Kevin Smith is the succubus of alpha. Prolonged exposure results in the victim becoming a cuckold.
I never gave a shit about him.
Has he been in one single good film?
>"I’d die for her. I love her so much. I don’t know what I would do without her. She’s going through a lot right now. I wish I could just kiss away the pain, make it go away, stop it, kill it! If she, you know, I don’t know what I would do. I’d kill myself. I love that girl. I love her. I love her almost more than I love myself." - Johnny about Winona Ryder, 1989
>"But Winona is different. She's my everything. She's my soul, my heart, my girl, my wife to be, my baby's mom, my leading lady. No one will ever fill her shoes, trust me." -JD
>“The split in 1993 was during the filming of Ed Wood and there were days he would come crying, I felt so bad. I asked him why it happened but all he said was, 'It wasnt her fault, it was mine.' And when he met Kate in January of 94, it wasn't the same as Winona. I felt weird to be around him like he wasn't acting like Johnny anymore. It's almost like Winona took Johnny's soul, Johnny's love.” -Tim Burton
>she stole more than his heart bros
>>69252049
The Dead Man
Edward Scissorhands
Ed WoodI actually sort of like Dark Shadows
I haven't seen Cry-Baby but it looks rad.
>>69252624
>>she stole more than his heart bros
That's probably why she still looks good despite being a druggie smoker and he looks like shit.
>>69252707
She never even drank or smoked pot. The extent of that was some pills a wacko doctor gave her before the shopping nonsense. Johnny didn't even use drugs until the breakup happened. Either way she defies father time and Johnny looks like cigarette butt. FWIW Winona quit smoking a few years ago.
>>69240855
I got gold crowns, but mine are on my backmolars. I don't think my dentist would have even done them in the front.
>>69242107
requiring Mansons fake jawline
Aaaamber, Daddy's home.
>>69253780
>not a single drop of rum, Amber baby, I swear
He's skinny fat, he needs to lose some fucking weight, maybe work out. He'd look a lot better. Also lose the gold teeth, tone down the shitty jewelry. Maybe get a haircut.
>>69253780
From the looks of it, she's the daddy in the relationship: >>69241294
>>69252868
>>69253780
It's incredible that's the woman who aged more gracefully
>>69252707
he's 10 years older than her
![fhd997DBC_Johnny_Depp_037[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V9x0m6s.jpg "fhd997DBC_Johnny_Depp_037[1].jpg")
>>69240855
He was really good lookin in Donnie Brasco, all that fucking alcohol and living on a tropical island fucked him up
>>69254652
I still haven't seen this.
Is it worth watching?
>>69254709
Its very good if you are even remotely interested in mob movies
>>69254806
Thanks. I'll watch it soon.
>>69254551
Currently he looks like he's already 60 but with a dye job. I don't see why dudes over 50 dye their hair it often looks terrible.
Noni's current BF rocks the silver hair pretty well desu
too much wonka candy
>>69255067
>>69255067
>I don't see why dudes over 50 dye their hair it often looks terrible.
Insecurity and Hollywood pressure. Same as why some women get horrific facial surgery.
>>69240855
Called getting old.
>>69245195
>>69255067
I'm 30 and already graying, soon I will look like Assange. Don't know what the big deal is.
>>69256588
Greying can look great, on both men and women. People are scared of it because it's associated with growing old.
>>69252624
Thread's official soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVFLgx8o7XM
>>69257611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gkibxWr0DY
>>69240855
>ctrl+f
>meth
Not one result. Are you kidding me? That is clearly the work of meth.
>>69258758
Heroin has 6 matches though
>>69258817
If it were heroin he'd be loosing weight, not gaining it. I'm voting for a combo of alcohol, meth and painkillers. Probably dead within the next five years. Nobody thinks the "Drunk Depp at Public Event" meme is funny anymore since they got sick of his pirate movies.
>>69258949
>meth
>painkillers (like heroin)
Those would suppress appetite to the point that all he derives calories from is alcohol.
>>69254947
How weird is it to have your 'mom' be closer to your age than to your dad's?
My half sister's age is considerably closer to my mom's age than to mine and that is weird enough already.
>>69259142
I should add that me and my parents didn't find out about my half sister's appearance until I was 19 and that she doesn't really interact with my mom or dad (dad's dead), so I can't ask her.
>>69256543
Did you make that yourself?
>>69257611
>“Our song was playing when I first laid my eyes on her and that was ‘Take My Breath Away’ by Berlin and every time it comes on anywhere I think of her eyes." – Johnny
I guess this would have to be the soundtrack then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx51eegLTY8
Apparently they stood next to each other in 2013. I don't know what the story is behind that but dat look in his eyes...
![things-to-know-about-johnny-depp-band-hollywood-vampires[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2HiNHzw.jpg "things-to-know-about-johnny-depp-band-hollywood-vampires[1].jpg")
JUST
>>69261048
That's 2013?
How did Johnny get so fucked up so fast?
>>69253780
nigga looks like a worn out shoe on the side of the highway
>>69261917
>alice cooper
what in the fug
Johnny depp falls over drunk outside nightclub.
Jesus those papss.
JANNY
JANNY.
WHY YOU DO THAT.
god it must be hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf2_nbHS-BU
>>69261917
>>69262279
Its a band called the hollywood vampires, and its a bunch of old musicians and hollywood talent who actually HAVE musical talents just having a blast.
Heres their Schools out mixed with another brick in the wall p2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BgStW37oUc
>>69262322
>knocking on the car window as it pulls away
Those people are fuckin animals
WHADYOUDROPJONNYFORR
>>69262429
I admire that they're all still rocking out and have actual instruments and talent but that was pretty bad.
>>69262623
That wasnt anywhere near pretty bad. Im not saying its 10/10 my god I came, but thats far from bad.
>>69262429
it's ok
>>69262322
No wonder he's so fucked up with paparazzi swarming around you every fucking minute. Really I don't know how most actors don't fuck up before, I would be driven crazy paranoid if every time I go out there's some fucker waiting outside to take a picture of my drunken self.
>>69240871
You mean
>What went right: The pic
He couldve quit, slagged off in the russian wilderness.
But no, he reintroduced Seagalkino. He'ss a legend
>>69264432
The press has just never stopped bothering him. And with the dog-smuggling thing they were all over him again. Ah, the public eye...
>>69256731
Which is weird because most women I know, especially the attractive ones, love dudes with silver hair. I'd rather go gray than bald (which is too bad because my hair hasn't started receding but it's thinning QQ).
>>69265012
like this silver fox for example
>>69265012
Silver hair is great (given that you still have an attractive face).
Balding is fucking awful.
