what are some good shows to watch with qt clingy girlfriends?
>>69233265
Cheaters
>>69233265
>swn nibble your earlobe
;_;
>>69233416
>>69233265
I want you to die
>>69233435
>>69233265
DELETE THIS
>>69233265
Psych is the most comfy show.
You KNOW that's right.
>wake up
>she doesn't let you get out of the bed
Does anyone know how to deal with this?
Everytime I wake up I need to take the morning piss urgently and she's just so clingy.
>>69233474
i agree with my partner here, gus TT showbiz
What are some good shows to watch with gt second cousin girlfriend?
>>69233500
pshh...i would never want that
>>69233556
God damn
>>69233556
>Second cousin
>Related
>>69233579
ikr, sounds horrible
>>69233605
>cuts before showing anything
What kinda shit you trying to pull anon
What are some good shows to watch while my wife is doing "other things"?
>fall asleep cuddling
>end up all sticky
It's so annoying and disgusting.
Is this the "things I will never experience" thread?
>>69233763
>she will NEVER castrate you with her teeth
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)
>>69233714
Watch Pokemon with your wife's son.
Delete this thread.
>>69233742
I've never slept with anyone before so I want to know how people can actually do that. I seriously cannot fall asleep unless I'm in one of my set positions.
>>69233763
Delete this immediately
I think i'm way to tall for her.
>>69233800
The opposite for me.
I have to be hugging somethingto fall asleep.
>>69233763
delete this and never post it again
>>69233763
great thread assholes
>>69233556
tranny lol
>>69233987
wut
>>69234189
>gotta wait another month to see her again
ummm hate to break it to you whats happening but...
http://www.xvideos.com/video14436969/truth_about_white_teens
>>69234305
>implying she's white
>>69234329
ew fucking gross never come here again pleb
>>69234050
someone post the version of this with her face shopped onto both tits
>>69233265
my diary desu
>>69234435
>im not worried about it mate
well you should be
>>69234469
okay
>>69233605
MOOODS
>>69233474
This. It's really big with chicks for some reason. You cannot go wrong here.
>>69233265
>>69233435
>>69233500
>>69233556
>>69233742
>>69233763
Stuff like this kinda makes me shed a small tear. I was happy untill last week. I finally found a girl that I started to love after being lonely for 3.5 years. I showed her that I cared for her and this ruined it and she said that it's better to not see eachother any more. I cried all week, i'm finally doing a little better. I dont know what's worse. The sexual frustration I experienced 3 years prior before meeting her or the lonlyness of not having a soulmate.
>>69235407
Kill yourself
>>69235496
>I showed her that I cared for her and this ruined it
What did you do?
>>69235510
>He actually wants to look at a dude jerking off
ok m8
>>69235526
I was probably too needy when I didn't see her for a week or 2 because we both had places to be. Girls hate this, I knew this but I did it anyway because I was in love and in times of need. But it was for nothing because she wasn't in love with me.
>>69235554
Damn man you knew what you were doing was gonna fuck it up and still fucked it up. Chalk up to experience, i.e., don't do that again.
>>69235531
>looking at the dude
>ywn workout with your Britbong gf
just fuck my shit up
>>69235578
yeah women dont want guys that care for them. So if you actually find a sweet girl and start to care for them you need to lie and pretend to not care and treat them like shit.
And im bad at being a dick, especially to the people i do really care about
i fucked up my previous relationship 3.5 years ago with this too. Guess i'll never learn.
>>69235554
Dude u fucked up. You knew u were being a beta little bitch and u did it anyway? Why man? We're not 16 anymore you don't need to try and relate to all that emo music. Fuck
>>69235633
lmao at your life. sorry, brah, but it's funny in a way
>>69235633
How long did you know her before you got all clingy?
>>69235691
>we're not 16 anymore
Do you realize where you are? I'd bet money 70% of this board is -16
>>69235691
yes its hilarious actually
idk why i did it, i guess my feelings get stronger than my mind
i didnt try to relate to anything, i just felt i needed her so bad i coulnt think straight
shit sucks
>>69235693
yeah well
>>69235711
few months
Just remember, let her know that she's fucking worthless and that no man will ever love her other than you.
>>69235757
yup
>>69235633
this is just not true at all
They just don't want guys that tell them they care about them and shit so early on because it creates pressure. It's smothering, it'll only make them look at their feelings and see that you're on seperate pages, and instead of allowing those feelings to develop over time they're more likely to reconsider the whole arrangement.
You're trying to paint yourself as a victim when in reality you're being pathetic. Stop being a defeatist and focus on things that you can improve, look at things objectively without taking "poor me" into account and look at a) the type of person you should try pursue, and b) how you should act towards them so that they actually want to be around you and don't get freaked out and run for the hills. But most importantly, stop crying about this shit, be in control of your emotions. Stop being like "oh this girl showed me attention, I love her now" be more cautious than that because you clearly know that it hurts to get dumped.
fuck this thread
>>69235900
I don't have a girlfriend and I'm a virgin
>>69235869
i thought a few months wasnt early on and the shit we did kinda led me to believe feelings were developing at both sides but yeah you're right i dont feel that sorry for myself anymore. Sure im sad, but a week has almost passed and life goes on.
i only cringe a bit that i was so emotional when she broke up, it isnt worth it
>>69233763
Found the source
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZh6tnAXiHE
>>69235918
who this and whats that thing shes doing? does it feel like warm bags of salty milk coins?
>>69235918
This is genuinely upsetting. The resemblance is very big and now I'm feeling bad. Fuck you nigger and fuck this thread
sup
>>69235937
You sound emotionally immature
She did herself a favor in leaving before you got too attached
grow up
Any pics, friend? Give the lads a visual idea
>>69236022
>Guy says "life goes on" and he doesn't feel sorry for himself anymore
>"grow up"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f0DKR037PA
>>69235937
Look anon, don't beat yourself up about it. Don't look to blame her, but don't make yourself out to be some unloveable person. There was a reason these girls were interested in the first place, right? Feelings probably were mutual at a time and there's a good chance from what you've said that you offset this by being a bit overbearing. Identify examples of you doing this and try to be restrained in the future. Know that you're not alone in experiencing these problems, it happens to all people even fucking chads. How you deal resolve it is what makes the difference, not giving up and thinking that you're some kind of useless human.
>>69236022
to be honest i wasnt that attached to her, i was kinda in a time of need last week when shit in my life wasnt going well, so i picked her as my emotional outlet which was the worst thing anyone could ever do
now when I think back im cringing because i overexagerated my feelings and its pretty logical that i scared her away
but yeah, i have been out of the game for a few years so i probably am emotional immature
well.. onto the next one right? best remedy, just fuck another one asap
>>69236018
>fuck men
Does it mean literally cause that's what she did
>>69236018
Just another victim of the patriarchy. #KILLALLMENWhat's this btw?
>>69236081
yeah i know, thanks man, just need to keep my emotions under control. And if I dont have them under controle I better make sure to not let them know
>>69236060
this
>>69236082
yes
soldier on
Do boobs make great pillows?
>>69233763
FUCK SAKES
literally dislike having women sleep next to me or anyone for that matter. I can't sleep and its fucking annoying when they want to spend the night.
How do I become a virgin neet like you guis?
>>69236186
depends, eventhough its hard to imagine if you havent had a girl in a long time, after a while you just wanna lay alone
its comfortable when ur dick is hard
Is anyone else here a girlfriendless virgin
Most I've done is felt a tit and fingered a girl
>>69236186
if they're a full A or bigger, yes.
>>69236247
what the fuck are you even talking about.
>>69236291
nope sorry breh only normies here
The OC
Gilmore Girls
Gossip Girl
Twin Peaks
>after a fight gf told me she was going to kill me in my sleep
>I don't think she'll do it but she sounded pretty serious when she said it
What do I do? Should I ask her to leave?
>>69236328
>what the fuck are you even talking about.
that you always want what you dont have
>Have sex and gf
>Want to sleep alone
>Have no sex and no gf
>Want to sleep on boobs
its crazy how fast your desires change.
My advice: Cherrish every moment you are with another girl because it could be the last time you experience it
>>69236383
we need more information but yes it sounds fucking weird as fuck and if you ask her to leave she is probably gonna kill you
>>69236383
kill her first bro
its the only way
>>69236383
>Should I ask her to leave
I dunno man, why don't you ask Phil Hartman about how he'd handle that situation.
>>69236388
>Do boobs make great pillows?
breh, the question was pretty fucking simple.
>>69236291
>Most I've done is felt a tit and fingered a girl
I've never even done that.
>>69236383
>Should I ask her to leave?
because she will, right? Either way, dump her, leave, go fuck some other chick.
>going through a breakup right now
didn't need this thread 2bh famalam
>>69236506
depends on how big the boobs are and if its hot outside i guess it is a bit sweaty
>>69236614
BRUH, IT'S A PRETTY FUCKING SIMPLE QUESTION.
and the answer is yes, they make great fucking pillows.
>>69236643
but not always
fuck you guys, I kind of want a gf now
I had already accepted I'd be alone for the rest of my life
>>69236687
just try tinder m8 but i wouldnt expect a serious relationship
but at least you get to kiss or fuck if you try enough
worked for me after 200 tries
>>69236679
>gf spends more time at my house than I do
>I leave for work and come home and she's still there
>sitting around my house
>eating my food
>watching my blu rays
>making a stupid fucking face
>"Honey! You're home!"
>no shit, it's my goddamn home
>>69236788
Kick her out the house then, you beta faggot.
>>69236291
I got a handjob once
Never kissed though
>>69236788
>I literally hate women
Why even have a gf you god damn normie piece of fucking shit i hope you die in the most painful and frightening way
>>69236788
I hope she cooks for you at least.
>>69233500
this and sex are the only reason I want a gf. it'd just be fun to have a human pet around basically
>gf won't let me brush her hair
>she thinks it's "strange" I want to help her maintain her long beautiful hair
it's goddamn intimate and can be very sensual
>>69236928
No, but she cucks for me.
>>69236186
ass is better. like if she's on her side and your head is on her thigh and your nose is jammed right up near her asshole.
>>69235554
Just take it as a lesson and reAlize that if she dipped out for that she was gonna dip out sooner or later for something else. Move on fambo
>>69236788
here's something you may not know anon: you can tell people how you feel about certain things. You can also ask people to leave your home. You also enable certain behaviors by not saying or doing what you feel. You started this shit when one day you got up and left to work and you left here there sleeping. You could have easily avoided all of this if you had simply woke her up, told her you were leaving and walked her out with you. Protip: women do this intentionally just like they start leaving their stuff behind bit by bit. What you should have done is thrown it away to let her know that it's your place and she has her own.
>>69236990
'Till she fucking farts, otherwise i agree with you 100%
>>69236961
Naw that's pretty weird and gay senpai, you should wanna finger her pussy or rub her feet or something, not comb her fucking hair.
>>69236961
>not having a daddy dom nightly routine with your grown woman gf where you give her a bath and lotion her tushy and brush her hair and tuck her in
how do normies even keep a girl attached to them for more than three months?
>>69237038
That's the best part.
>>69236186
its always nice to have a face full of titties but women general hate this desu. they don't want to feel like they're your mommy cradling you to sleep they want to sleep tucked in YOUR chest and feel like your little girl
>>69237136
pretty much this desu. Only way you can rest your face on their titties is if you're/they're drunk, you're sick, you got fucked up or they're already asleep. Just spoon them instead, poke em in the butt and grab a tit.
>>69233265
This one
>>69237136
Wait, what does it mean if she would be okay with this? Is she a mommy or just wants to please me? She also talked about how she would like to be pregnant so I dunno.
>>69237214
Good luck with that one lad. I am going through a break up too, thanks assholes.
>>69235721
Pretty fucking cute, although I wonder what her reaction to it was.
>>69233808
That's a really cool effect.
>>69236291
0 physical contact my entire life of 28 years, parents were just stoic like that and I was(am) bad at socializing
>>69237220
doesn't mean anything other than she's motherly. She might be a keeper.
>>69236788
i want this
>>69237267
>tfw realizing you've never even hugged your parents
>>69237272
Guess I'm lucky then.
She also said how she'd like to hold my head against her tits again.
>>69237267
please hire an escort. There's literally no reason to be a virgin after the age of 21.
>>69237281
you really don't. She sounds like she's a slob and will end up fat. She has no life meaning that you're her life meaning she's gonna drag you down.
>>69237072
By being good at sex and not dating literal children.
>>69237293
Don't believe that anon, making those kind of conclusions from a generalization is always a dumb idea. It could just mean that she likes it, it doesn't necessarily mean that she is motherly or that she is a keeper.
>>69234469
I just watched this one a couple of hours ago. The girl sounds like she has a mental disability. Takes away from the sexiness IMO.
>>69237240
In the full webm she laughs
>>69237220
women in general will tell you what they think you want to hear. so I have no idea senpai. just know that most girls cringe at being the cradler rather than the cradelee
requesting the candid pic of a grown adult man sleeping on his woman's shoulder on the train. it was on the front page of reddit once (sorry) with a caption like "don't do this"
>>69236018
>Why can't I find a nice guy who's interested in commitment
>>69236952
Just catch one and keep it in your basement
>>69237372
>generalizations are dumb
>noticing patterns in life is dumb
>accepting any input that isn't spoonfed to you by an authority figure is dumb
good goy hehe
>>69236961
It's a little unusual desu
>>69237433
>it was on the front page of reddit once
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69237372
All it means is she likes doing something he likes. Run with it anon.
>>69233265
Watch Crazy Ex-Girlfriend with her.
>>69233605
>3 hours to delete this
Bravo hotpockets.
>>69238032
But they cleared out a bunch of replies describing cuddling with GFs immediately because it triggered their autism
>>69238032
They were probably getting horny at that dick like the slut in the webm.
>This thread
Here we fucking go again ;_;
>>69237214
>YOU ALWAYS HURT THE ONES YOU LOVE
