Here you go sir! One small popcorn for $14.85! Would you also like a large soda for only $10 more? We're selling the special Civil War cup for a mere $22.50 tonight!
>black guy selling civil war shit
somehow this seems wrong
KINO
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>>69232284
Just give me the got-dang popcorn Tyrone, do we need to go over this every week?
>>69232284
Here you go, my friend! And of course, a tip for your hard work and for reparations at the expense of my racist and genocidal relatives.
>tfw work at a theater and can't justify the prices at all
just sneak shit in tbqh
>>69232317
lyl
Gimme a pack of Twizzlers and a large popcorn, boy
>>69232284
I asked for a soft pretzel
>>69232284
You're a faggot and everyone posting in this thread is a faggot.
Is it ok if I bring the popcorn into the ball pit with me?
>>69232284
I want the large soda but I only brought my sedan. Should I head back home to get my pickup truck?
How long does it take to prime the pump? And is there an intravenous option? I don't have time to be sipping my drinks like a plebeian.
Is something the matter, sir? You look pale.
>>69232409
this.
or better yet, just go the 2 hours without something to eat, it's quite possible, amerifats.
>>69232284
Excuse me, what's the chef's special for today?
>>69233140
vereor nox
>>69233140
I... I don't feel so great, Tyrone...
>>69233224
Don't be afraid, sir. There is nothing to fear except fear itself.
>capekino
>capeshit
>nobody wears capes, just tacticool tight outfits
>>69232284
GIMME THE CIVIL WAR CUP
Also your BvS special was good. The only good thing out of that terrible movie
Tyrone could you please "butter" my popcorn?
>>69232284
No, nigger
>>69233250
Who...who are you, what's happening?
that's right Mr. Grady
the nigger popcorn chef
How much for a bucket of crab legs?
>>69233483
we trippin now nigga
Sir it appears that the boundary between 4chan and the real world has weakened and reality is collapsing. I would like to apologize on behalf of all of us here at Cinema Co. and offer you this complementary popcorn while our staff works to resolve the issue.
>>69233615
>>69233250
>>69233140
>>69233615
i'm so fucked up
>>69234079
Then stop jacking off over comatose redheads, you fucking pussy. At least stick it in her.
>>69233173
>he doesn't sneak mini kegs hidden in his backpack in
Pleb taste detected T.B.H
Itt: jealous broke boiz that couldn't get the collectors cup
>>69232317
first post best post
>>69234277
you should add an SEC football banner
>>69232284
>that's a small popcorn
>the soda is $4 more expensive
This must be the timeline where Bernie won the election
>>69233140
>>69233250
>>69233615
>>69234031
someone wake me the fuck up
>>69232284
I don't what theater you go to, but for me, its 13$ for a large popcorn and large drink
SIR
>>69234787
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
>>69234787
>>69234787
DELETE ME
>>69234787
this looks like some good popcorn thanks my friend
I don't know what's going on in this thread but it sure beats having to chug another bottle of Robitussin again
>accepting food handled by a semi-human
'no'
>>69234787
what doth life
>>69234277
Should end with y'all
>>69234787
SOMEONE ELSE ROBOTRIPPIN ON TV TONITE
HELL YEAH
MOTHERFUCKER
>>69234787
>>69232284
There's another Civil War? Are we finally smartening up and fighting to bring back slavery this time? It's time to put those animals back in their cages.
Looks like everything has returned to normal for now, okyakusama.
>>69232284
I honestly have never seen a black man working in a movie theater
>>69232284
I want this man to fuck my wife.
I just want to see the movie.
Have you guys ever noticed that frogposting drops off late at night?
I think it's because all the frogposters are normalfag scum who are asleep.
>>69235112
I've never seen a black man working
>>69235050
Only 2nd plat to stave off another depressive episode ~peace and love robobro~~~
>>69235033
Cool gif but i want more popcorn
>>69232284
How much for a bag of falcon chow? Naomi is getting hungry.
>>69235112
where do you live?
>>69235350
>having a female falcon
>enjoy trying to get her away from her clutch during summer movie season
>>69235432
I'm not going to watch a movie with a male falcon that's gay.
>>69235557
ok, enjoy paying the 7% tariff on your nest harness at the cinema
>>69235623
Don't have to pay that in Canada, it's part of Medicare if you declare your falcon as your common-law partner :)
>>69232284
$14.85 plus tip please
>>69232284
Walked into a theater with reclining seats at 10:45 for the final showing and paid for a kid's seat at the kiosk (6 bucks).
Went into theater that had just gotten out and picked up an empty soda cup. Changed soda and lid, got my free refill.
Watched Civil War.
The end.
>>69235975
That's disgusting, I hope your trolling
WAR OF NORTHERN AGGRESSION!
>>69232284
I'll give you three cents more to make it $14.88. You want a Civil War, you got it.
>>69236101
That's pretty clever.
>>69236188
not really when you consider that >>69236101 was really OP, and he forgot his joke after he made the first post in the thread
>>69232517
that includes you fag boy now eat my bean dip
>>69232409
Same tbqh.
Civil War shit is easy to sell though, Jungle Book shit is worse
Just sneak your own shit in, that's what I do
>>69232284
>those prices
Jesus Christ, what kind of movie theaters do you guys go to?
>>69232284
Don't touch me, filthy nigger
>>69236699
Welcome to Australia
>>69235301
Niggers btfo
>>69235301
>>69236835
/pol/ please fuck off.
My drug dealer is black.
>this thread
