Spoiler edition
Old thread: >>69222250
Here is the list of Season 6 deaths are as follows:Tommen Baratheon, Arya Stark, Loras Tyrell , Margaery Tyrell , Mace Tyrell, Pycelle, Kevan , Rickon, Ghost, Ramsey, Roose, Wun wun, Lyanna Mormont, Walda frey, Walder frey, All the freys, Smalljon Umber, Yara, Alliser Thorne, Olly, Edd, The entire Nights watch, Osha, JAIME, Cersei, Qyburn, The Mountain, Lancel, Thoros of Myr, The waif, Doran Martell and Trystane.
Details-
All the sons of the harpy by Dany+dragons
All Dothraki who oppose Dany by Drogon, rest follow her [Dany has a nude scene]
Waif killed by Arya
Doran Martell, Areo Hotah by Sand snakes
Trystane by sand snakes
One of HOdor / Meera Reed killed in the cave during the escape
Bernie Sanders killed by the mountain
Kev & Pycelle by Varys birds - his agents
Alliser & Olly by Jon stark/snow
Edd by Nights King
Lancel by Mountain on Cerseis orders
Yara dies via drowning. Killed by Euron
Theon greyjoy then kills Euron.
Loras Tyrell , Margaery Tyrell , Mace Tyrell - executed in Kings Landing
Lord Cerwyn killed by Ramsay
Entire wildling army killed by Ramsay+army
Rickon shot dead in front of jon by Ramsay
Roose killed by Ramsay
Walda killed by Ramsay
Ghost killed by Ramsay
Wun wun killed by Ramsay
Osha killed by Ramsay
Lyanna Mormont killed, flayed & burnt alive by Ramsay
Stannis corpse found, flayed & burnt by Ramsay
Ramsay killed by Sansa
https://youtu.be/c6GzaYi6pdE?t=32s
TFW
Why did you have to a faggot and post all this shit in the OP?
You are all disgusting heathens and must be purged and justiced in the name of the Seven or whatever
when do you this the Faith Militant is going to get fucked
>>69225639
sigh
[citation needed]
Say something nice about the Queen in the North
>Theon greyjoy then kills Euron.
If this is true I'm dropping this show
Really hope the rest of the Nights Watch isn't dead and the Wildlings don't all die.
The rest sounds great. Except for the amount of killing Ramsay does.
>>69225819
Ramsay's a one man wrecking crew, you oughtta know that.
Of course only Sansa can outmatch him.
>>69225639
>[Dany has a nude scene]
its confirmed she doesnt
stopped reading right there
nice try tho
>>69225692
DAMAGE CONTROL
>>69225854
>>69225866
He obviously has 20 good men with him
/got/ GOSSIP
Isaac - gay
Pedro - bisexual
Maisie - straight, waiter boyfriend who she cheated on recently.
Lena - Straight ,sleeps around a bit.
Emilia - fucked Drogo, sleeps for roles. Addicted to cocaine & had a brain aneurysm. Still does coke now. Bearded for a gay guy. Got terminator role via casting couch. Met Cara D at a party & turned her offer of sex down. Straight.
Nell tigerfree- Fucked producers in her audition to get the role ;Pedowood;
Carice - bisexual
Sibel - fucked GRRM
Rose - on-off with Kit, now have made it official
Pedowood- Hollywood directors, producers, A listers and pretty much anyone big in the business take aspiring actresses (and sometime actors) and have them be fuck toys to get roles and "make it" in Hollywood. Often they are young children who later go mental when they get older, showing signs of abuse but get brushed off as "lol coke head starlet"
>>69225866
20 GOOD MEN
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>>69225935
I totally accept and believe it will happen, I'm just not a huge fan of it, but whatever DnD are hacks.
OTP
>>69225750
at least its not some tripfagging maggot who doesnt backlink
Everything is George's fault. He entered into this contract willingly and all had to do was finish the books on time. He literally had years
>>69225956
>Pedro - bisexual
He's actually 100% gay.
/tv/ kids saw his pics with Lena and assumed they fuck.
go figure.
>>69225639
>Ramsay killed by Sansa
Is she also going to get a witty one-liner to show how much of a badass stronk wymmin she is?
>>69225956
Isaac had a girlfriend.
>>69225692
ian who?
QUICK!
Post the moment you fell in love with the show (books not included, sorry)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDl-H8wNJ18
If Stannis is confirmed dead I quit.
Is ramsay azor ahai?
>>69226046
I'm kind of hoping she's pregnant but keeps the baby even though this probably won't happen.
>Gurm admits the Hugos shit is distracting him from his work
For fucks sake. I don't even care about either side of this debate, can't we just make them shut up so fatman can work
>>69226104
>promise me, jon
>>69225866
>Of course only CIA and his flightplan can outmatch him
FTFY
>>69226069
Do you really think he's still alive in the show? Are you that daft?
also every death spoiler sounds so believable. i fucking hate D&D so much. fuck Ramsay and his plot armor. Fuck Sansa and her plot armor. What the fuck was Littlefinger even thinking? He fucking wasn't, but more appropriately, the writers weren't. This shit is a mess.
>>69226142
wasnt this shit old a YEAR ago?
>>69226142
Jesus Christ is he still bitching about the sad puppies?
It's been like a fucking year
>tfw they split every book into two in germany to make more profit
>one book alone is 15€
>>69226154
>captain nigger isnt in the cockpit
missed opportunity
>>69226142
who? what?
>>69225824
she has a nice butt
>>69226015
good northern men should marry each other. Vales are okay to breed with too.
>>69225956
who shagged who - /got/
ROSE - Jon Snow
Dormer - Sansa, Nat likes BDSM. Also loves coke.
Maisie - Jack
Emilia - Drogo & Jon Snow & exec. producer of Terminator & Family guy dude & Franco & Jai & …….. on and on……..
GRRM - Shae the funny whore
Kit - Rose, Emilia, random skanks in Belfast bars, in 2016 - brazil woman grazi massafera and on-off with Rose again, also every good-looking girl in pubs of Ireland. He has fucked a lot of women.
Isaac - gay, Hodor dude helped him out in this.
Lena - one of the execs + Oberyn
Sophie - Natalie Dormer, Charlotte Hope - she played Myranda. Out of got, Sarah Hyland, Jen Lawrence, Bella Thorne, Haiz & Dove. And currently in 2016 - Adele SK. Also sleeps with many many uni girls around London in paries with her friends. Enjoys Coke / weed/ strap-ons.
Jon , Theon & Khaleesi have all had interracial relationships if anyone is into that.
Maisie has already been to Dubai and liked the yacht. Except more frequent visits now.
Who else in the cast is gay?
Isaac is already confirmed.
Sophie T & Dormer are both bi. As is Oberyn.
>>69226177
do you think they are being overtly ambiguous about it for a laugh
>>69225639
How does Arya die
>>69226185
>2016
>being german unironically
Name a house more based than the Royces.
Also this guy should've played jon snow.
>>69226218
yes, I do. This is D&D we're talking about. they're shit showrunners.
>>69226177
I know right? Littlefinger should have went straight to Cersei and just lied about Sansa being in Winterfell while she safely waited in the Eyrie
Then he could have marched with her to Winterfell and defeated the Bolton army regardless, there was no need for Sansa to go anywhere near Winterfell before that
>We are all poor and have nothing, but together we can overthrow an empire #feelthebern #releasethetranscripts
What did he mean by this?
>>69226142
wtf is a Hugo and why does it take his time?
>>69226142
Bookfags will defend this
The books are gonna end with his death.
TWOW will never come out
We'll dream of a Dream of Spring cause it'll never be written.
>>69226178
>>69226180
He won't fucking stop. I don't know enough to comment, just that it's another SJW vs /pol/ battleground that I don't want to wade into.
Does anybody know if this shit is likely to end soon?
>>69226209
Isaac- Aimee (old Myrcella), Nell (new Myrcella), Maisie, maybe Kerry.
>>69226209
Where is this info coming from?
Sounds a little like wishful thinking/extrapolating expectations tbqh
Not that any of it seems implausible
>>69226146
I just want a Stark-Bolton hybrid to eventually rule the North and I don't know why.
>>69225750
If you didn't want to be spoiled you wouldn't come here. especially not a day or two before the next episode
>>69226280
>ah yes I will leave my most powerful bargaining chip with a psychopathic rapist
>i am so smart, i am winning game of thrones
FUCK D&D
I AM GENUINELY MAD
>>69226154
It is known.
>>69226178
>>69226180
>>69226192
>>69226290
the puppies did it again this year
only this time they nominated nothing but gay porn
>>69226290
Writing awards. There's been a shitstorm over them, with 2 bunch of retards trying to blacklist the other side and hijack it because they don't like the other's politics
>>69226279
but even the director of his death made it incredibly ambiguous
What the fuck is Littlefinger doing?
>>69226346
I hope grrm just dies at this point. A peaceful death, an unfinished book. Better than the false hope presented by his life atm.
>>69226058
AND WHO
>>69226346
I don't get it. So is the Sad Puppies deal that they think the books that get nominated are shit and are only nominated for political purposes so they vote for shitty books on purpose or what?
>>69225639
What utter bullshit. Stop lying, you little cunt.
>>69226354
and GURM mediates the awards? I dont get it.
He has to read all those books and deliberate?
>>69226335
He was probably counting on Roose to be strong enough to keep Ramsay in line.
That wasn't a bad play, Sansa escaping was unexpected on all fronts and was part of the reason Ramsay was insecure enough about his position to take the huge gamble of killing Roose.
>>69226329
Who said anything about not wanting to be spoiled?
I just think OP posts should be simple and not pushing shit. Especially unverified shit
>>69226382
>so they vote for shitty books
yeah they do it explicitly to troll everyone
daily reminder that rhaegar targaryen + lyanna stark = Jon Snow
>>69226425
h. reddit
>>69226346
I still have no idea what the fuck you're talking about
All I need to know is, is grrm a SJW or redpilled?
>>69226335
DABID DABID WHAT IF SANSA TAKE FAKE ARYA STORYLINE? SHE GET RAPED AND BECOME STRONKER WOMYN
THEN SHE ESCAPE THEN GO BACK TO LITTLEFINGER THEN INVADE WINTERFELL
>>69226425
holy shit, this is actually plausible...
>>69226425
wow, did you figure that out yourself?
>>69226382
They are crashing the Hugos with no survivors
Also can somebody should tell the fat fuck to stop wasting time with controversies and write the fucking books.
He won't be remembered for giving his opinion of some shit controversy, but for failing to finish his work.
>>69226447
Gurm's always been an SJW, but I think he's right in this case
>>69226316
sad virgins who like to think everything in the world is about sex
>>69226425
daily reminder that you're a faggot
There'd be like no characters left after that list
>>69226365
He's preparing to crash the iconic bastardbowlWith no Bolton survivors
>>69226447
I believe he's on the SJW side in this particular gay slapfight, but it's kind of confusing what the fuck the fight is even about.
>>69226476
Somebody already said that to him:
>A decade from now, investing so much time and emotion on this puppy war will not be a point of pride.
>A century from now, you'll be fondly remembered for many things, but not for your part in this inane squabble.
He responded:
>A century from now I won't care.
Why doesnt anyone in the show wear full plate armour?
>>69226476
He has a group of people that delete comments on his blog so he never has to see negative shit.
Won't work
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>>69226425
>bed of blood
>promise me nedd
IT FITS HOLY SHIT
>read the books
>At the end of book 5 Sansa becomes a giantess via weirwood magic and marches on Winterfell after Stannis is slain
>Squishes Ramsay slowly with her feet
I was so excited when the show was announced and Sophie Turner was cast, but the show isn't going to do this is it? Too hardcore for HBO I guess.
>arya, jaime, and cersei die
>>69226513
This is why I appreciate DnD. You don't see them take time off to stop making the show to blog about propaganda.
And they have trimmed the bloat off the show to the best of their ability.
BASED DND
>>69226447
Gurm is a 70s era hippie he's leftist as shit
But none of the puppies controversy matters since he never writes his books anyway
If he wasn't writing about the Hugos he'd be writing blog posts about the NFL draft.
>>69226282
literally what he said. He'd like to see the empire brought down. He feels enough of the people uniting would accomplish this.
>>69226513
>>A century from now I won't care.
Do we need more evidence that this fucker don't give a shit about the books anymore?
>>69226425
>>69225639
>All those deaths by Ramsay
>Killed by SAN-FUCKING-SA
OF COURSE THE HE HAS TO GET KILLED BY A STRONK INDEPENDENT WOMYN XDDDD
BRAVO DABID
>We all know what my brother would do. Robert would gallop up to the gates of Winterfell alone, break them with his warhammer, and ride through the rubble to slay Roose Bolton with his left hand and the Bastard with his right. I am not Robert. But we will march, and we will free Winterfell … or die in the attempt.
Nobody has made a fan-art of Bobby B choking Bolton fucking shits.
>>69226275
I wish the show had done him justice. He was a smarmy, arrogant, shithead in the book, but he fought and died bravely.
>>69226501
A few popular, but shitty conservative writers decided to make a voting block because they were sick of the awards going to trannies and furfags every year.
A bunch of fuckwits, really, but I can see their point. The Hugos are just a liberal circlejerk for self-styled "progressives".
>>69226052
COCKSUCKER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rGU2xwSsFs
>>69226395A baby made from Sansa and Ramsay not Ramsay and Jon. Though a baby made from Ramsay and Stannis would be fine too
>>69226185
How? In Spain we got an edition of the same size as yours but only 5 books?
>>69226648
>>69226275
If I had to choose 1 single character to play in GoT, it would be a faithful Waymar Royce adaptation
nigga was based as fuck
>>69226612
Ramsay's army is apparently going to be defeated by Sansa and her Vale army, Ransay himself will apparently die at the hands of Jon
>>69226549
goddam it. I kept thinking he was a Stark or a Targ, but of course. He's both. that makes everything work!
>>69226648
doubt that d&D wanted to have an epic ice zombie duel right off the bat, thank god.
>>69226578
Quentyn and Arys were super fucking superfluous desu.
>>69226325
>playing Crusader Kings 2
>Lord Rickard dies of illness
>Brandon becomes LP and allies with Balon Greyjoy to rebel against King Aeries for independence
>I'm playing as Roose Bolton
>Side with the King
>Sack Winterfell and capture Lyanna Stark
>My wife had just died of illness too, so I force Lyanna to marry me
>King is victorious in the end
>Makes me LP when I ask
Lyanna is gay though so we're having some trouble getting a kid.
Brandon was executed and Eddard has Winterfell with Benjen at Moat Cailin.
>>69226687
>her Vale army
shes not
listed
on the flight plan
>>69226425
are y'all niggas crazy? jon got burned by the torch in S1, he can't be a targ.
sources?
>>69226782
*sent*
>>69225639
Whats the point of Alayna (sansa) being married to some Chad in the Vale? What's the masterplan?
>>69226672
That's the sad puppies. Gurm actually says he respects them
Now the "rabid puppies" exist, who just want to burn everything to the ground
>>69226752
>Targs ar immune to fire
This meme needs to die
>>69226752
>showfags think all targaryens are immune to fire
Go tell that to Aerion.
>>69226814
Chad is heir to the vale when sweet beebee robin dies.
>>69226729
Can't you just constantly rape your wife until she is pregnant? Shit tier medieval simulator desu.
>>69226710
I don't like that they're zombies and I don't know that the scene would have transferred to television very well if it was recreated to the exact specifications of the book.
However the show killed Waymar off in one second without him even really getting to see what killed him.
>>69225639
>all wildlings dead
>but no mention of Tormund being among them
>>69226875
>>69226879
forgetting S1?
inb4 magic, she litearlly did it in the first episode.
>>69226880
FUCKING SLUT
>>69226395
this is a disturbing image
This show won't have a satisfying, coherent, well thought out ending, will it? I guess we all knew it was coming but now it's really sinking in just how ham fisted it is.
>>69226900
and littlefinger thinks he can just kill the chad and marry sansa after?
>>69225639
That would be great if it were true however... GoT has another 2-3 seasons to go
>>69226460
YES AND THEN KILL RAMSAY FOR MAX STRONK WOMYN STATUS
REEEEEEEEE
>>69226967
I guarantee it'll have a better ending than LOST
>>69226880
What a retarded slut Stacy.
>>69226814
He is the heir to the Vale when Robert Arryn eventually dies. In the books it's implied Littlefinger is slowly drugging Robert and something suspicious is going on with Lyn Corbray.
>>69226991
The next two seasons are just going to be the final big battles.
This is why they are also making them shorter.
>>69226981
Who knows what little fingers master plan is. Guess we will find out.
![Dolorous-Edd-game-of-thrones-31262532-245-165[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/4q9UzT0.gif "Dolorous-Edd-game-of-thrones-31262532-245-165[1].gif")
>Edd by Nights King
rib in peaces, based dollarous.
>>69226814
The chad is said to be the rightful heir of the Vale after Robert, now why is Harry taking the offer of marrying himself to a bastard is unknown, either he doesn't know his own political value and is following orders from his liege lord (that seems to been bought by Littlefinger and his plan of buying the debt of most of the Vale families) or he knows the real identity of Sansa.
Anyhow the idea is that with that marriage Littlefinger will get legitimate control over the Vale by controlling Sansa, though personally I still don't understand the exchange mostly because even if the Royce and other Vale houses are against him he still has Robert in his power.
>>69227030
That's not really setting the bar high.
>>69227093Use magic to give Varys his cock back. So they can get married.
>>69227130
>he fell for the varys was a man story
lmao!
>>69226967
Well if you believe crazy Preston the endgame is basically going to be that the Others were gud boys who dindu nuffins and the westerosi will make some kind of peace with them and Jon and Dany will both be BTFO because they're representations of religious fervor (Azor Jon) and hereditary monarchy (Daenerys "Flabby Arms" Targaryen) which supposedly have always been the true "evil" in GRRM's other works.
I don't know how you would end everything in a satisfying way, but that doesn't seem very satisfying to me.
>>69227130
>>69227175
Varys is a Merman
>>69225956
> Nell tigerfree- Fucked producers in her audition to get the role
> Pedowood
This /pol/ meme needs to die. It has no basis in reality and we have literally no proof that it ever took place.
The rest of it is tabloid-tier gossip except for Sophie being a lesbian.
>>69226714
Arys was needed since Camera Hotah couldn't be around, although he could have just used Arianne.
Quentyn was just weird.
>tfw they turned this into NAU ID ENZ
>>69225692
is that jean reno?
>>69226981
There is a theory that basically goes that he will have Harry marry Sansa and then get sweet Robin to one of the pedophiles lords of the Vale and then blame Harry for it. Which then will make Sansa the ruler of the Vale though a fake identity (and legitimized by the Iron Throne) and with that Sansa and Littlefinger will actually have control over the vale. The problem will be what the hell will impede Sansa to basically turn against Littlefinger if she is the one that will be the Lady of the Vale in that scenario.
His real plan should be something that would lead LF hold the power and not holding the power by proxy but I can't imagine a situation where LF ended up with the power of the Vale on his hands no matter how he gets Harry and sweet Robin out of the way.
>>69226900
you mean until sansa kills him with an overdose
>>69227130
Use magic to restore cocks the realm over.
>>69227186
I meant satisfying in a very loose sense of the word. Anything that isn't rushed and ill thought is satisfying.
>>69226929
>taking a hot bath and holding a hot egg = immune to fire forever and always 100% fire resist
Nah read the books she gets burns teaching the dragons shit
>>69227207
>nedd applying his post-war cynicism to a conversation with the people who are defending his sisters kidnappers
good meme
Most underestimated plotlines/factions that will be huge endgame factors for the conclusion of the books:
>The Ironborn, esp. Euron
>The Faceless Men, esp. Jaqen/Pate
>The Tyrells
>The Brotherhood without Banners
>Quaithe
Most overestimated plotlines/endgames that will be important, but not as important as people hype them up to be:
>Littlefinger
>The North
>Melisandre/R'hllor in general
>The idea of Azor Ahai
>Dorne
>Aegon
>>69227193
truly the greatest theory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JIIjMdIx4M
>>69227186
>Well if you believe crazy Preston the endgame is basically going to be that the Others were gud boys who dindu nuffins and the westerosi will make some kind of peace with them and Jon and Dany will both be BTFO because they're representations of religious fervor (Azor Jon) and hereditary monarchy (Daenerys "Flabby Arms" Targaryen) which supposedly have always been the true "evil" in GRRM's other works.
I think this is a good theory, i've read some of Gurm's other stuff, and the ending isn't always "satisfying", at least on the surface level.
Remember Gurm has had the same ending in his head since 1991, he probably never planned on it getting so big, so he didn't have the pressure of needing to put out a happy hollywood style ending
>>69227186
This is best ending
>Throne squabbles long over
>Surviving characters are about to engage in their last stand against the Others
>Desperate odds, etc
>Just one final chapter
>Turn the page
>The Prince Who Was Promised
>It's Rhaegar on the Trident before he engages Bobby B
>>69227175
>>69227193
Petyr and Varys make a lovely couple
>>69227238
yeah, she's got a high + against fire, but not pure immunity. Get hot enough and she don't like it.
her idiot ancestor who drank wildfire was probably a good example.
>>69227186
>Jon and Dany will both be BTFO because they're representations of religious fervor (Azor Jon) and hereditary monarchy (Daenerys "Flabby Arms" Targaryen) which supposedly have always been the true "evil" in GRRM's other works.
George is such a cuck that i could actually see him doing this.
>>69227231
FUCK YEAH VOLCANIC COCKS!
>>69227285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2itNA-1_UoU
>>69227293
Yeah its like playing as a draconian in D&D or whatever. Just good with hot things, can neck a hot drink or spill boiling water on themselves no problem and some other neat tricks.
Doesn't mean flammenwerfer won't werf them into flammen.
AHAHAHA SAVE ME DROWNED GOD
>>69227205
Quentyn came from nowhere, went nowhere and ended up nowhere, all while having absolutely no impact on the plot or any of the characters, and his whole story read like a parody. GRRM should have just written that shit in a collection of ASOIAF short stories or something.
>>69227359
and you and you and you
>>69226929
This whole video addresses it GRRM quote one the issue at 1min. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hgaI2duatzk
>>69227481
i was very poorly baiting can you stop responding to me?
>promise me, Nedderino.
>>69225824
As much as I hate the forced stronk women in the show, Sneks, Daenerys, Brienne(sometimes), I honestly don't mind Sansa or Sophie Turner. I actually think she's one of the better characters on the show, and while it would be weird if she just became the queen of the north in the space of a few episodes, it wouldn't exactly be a first for the show. Pretty much everything feels less spontaneous in the show and more like it happens all of a sudden in a fairly unrealistic manner, this would just be another example. Not saying that makes it good, just saying it's nothing new
>>69227457
>im not a cuck im just super patient - doran
>sends his ugly son to court Dany with literally nothing
>plot blows up in his face
is there a bigger cuck in the series
>>69227457
I think it was pretty much a satire of adventure novels.
Plus it played into Dany's prophecy "when the sun rises in the west, and sets in the east", since Martell sigil is the sun.
I'd mention it to PJ in response to his autistic "Quentyn is alive, check out these melting temperatures" theory but he'd just respond with "HURR DURR PROPHECY IS BS, IT'S JUST VAGUE SHIT THAT CAN MEAN ANYTHING"
>>69227096
Hopefully he gets more worms than the other guys.
Do... Do you think he's going to become a wight that Jon has to kill?
>>69227448
Still unbelievably disappointed a wave didn't take him out
>Euron: I am the drowned God. When people see my sails they pray
>Balon stares at euron
>A massive tidal wave knocks Balon off the bridge
>Euron stands watching
>Yara sees the bridge give way
>Euron's gone
Would have been fucking perfect.
The next best thing would have been to have the winds blow him off.
>>69227207
I'm starting to get real annoyed that people are thinking Ned's line there in the books is anything other than cheesey garbage.
sort of annoyed I scrolled over some of that. hope not true . not due to giving a shit. just not so into GoT spoilers lately.
>>69227517
Why are woman with ties so god damn sexy?
>>69227272
>>69227186
I don't believe most of what Preston says but i agree that its extremely unlikely that The Other's are the archetypal evil bad guys.
Whether that means the ending will be with Dany turning evil as she represents monarchy or kings landing burning im not sure.
>>69227517
I came
>>69227496
(You)
>>69225824
Is that a nigga behind her?
>>69227569
His lines are fine. There's nothing wrong with a little cheese when used sparingly.
>>69227496
(You)(you)
>>69227536
Do you think PJ will ever make a video where his logic is somewhat reasonable. Every time I watch a new video I think "ok he can't fuck this up" but he does.
>>69227602
>nigga
>>69227602
It's the Nights King
>>69227550
This, a million time this.
There was a raging storm and Balon was less stable then him on the stairs so it'd be ambigious yet powerful.
>>69225956
>Rose - on-off with Kit, now have made it official
Will Kit Harington become the new Tom Cruise? Marrying beards for keeping up an image so he gets roles?
This thread is shit. Just bad for spoiler tags if true. Could have done it better OP. Like a pastebin or someting of the sort.
Anyway . A few of the things i read in thread . I hope not true.
>>69227602
>implying northmen can't be black
>>69227496
Oh (you)
>>69227256
>North
>overestimated
>GRRM at one time planned to call the last book "A Time For Wolves"
try again
>Joanna died giving birth to Tyrion
>Lyanna died giving birth to Jon
>Rhaella died giving birth to Daenerys
Coincidence? I don't think so
THE DRAGON HAS THREE HEADS
>>69227663
Hey (you)
>>69227637
Some of his basic ideas are usually solid, but he just extrapolates way too much and makes huge logical leaps off minor inconsistencies in the novel or an idea that's in his head.
If I have to hear about glass candles or Bloodraven planting dreams in somebody's head again i'm gonna smash my head on a wall.
The Quentyn is alive video is particularly bad though, talking about the melting point of certain materials, as if Gurm is looking up what temperature melts leather, how hot dragon breath actually is, etc...
He has too much faith in the fat man
>>69227550
D&D actually have to make everything explicit, half the viewing audience barely understands anything that did not happen last episode, they do not remember who characters like Jaime even are let alone Euron Balon Yara.
They simply would not understand there was even a murder done if it was not 100% explicit that the brothers were at odds in the scene, this is why they had Balon cut Euron and Euron physically do it after explaining himself.
And why they had to have Aeron or whomever that character was explain clunkily that there would be a Kingsmoot and what that meant. They even threw in some extremely poor foreshadowing with a weird feminist vibe with the 'Perhaps you'll be the first woman to rule the ironborn. Perhaps not,' despite the gender argument not even coming up in the books and Asha actually being among the most popular candidates at the Kingsmoot.
It's basically just an unfortunate mix of shit writing and dumb audience.
>>69227517
QT overload
>>69225639
I'm sorry but Arya isn't dying this season
>>69225639
can someone pls explain why some faggot wrote his own fanfic into the OP?
Like cmon whi the fuck gets satisfaction from faking knwledge over a tv show. You really must get 0 attention from ppl irk
>>69227569
Nah, it's supposed to be quite sad. It's a sort of weary comment about how they've been fighting far too long and this is the last time.
Only cheesy in the sense that it echoes what Dayne says, but I never found it that silly
>>69227663
(You) rapscallion
>>69227711
>That skinny Dany
Gross
>>69227711
Oh fucking god damnit you're right arent you fucking hell
>>69227721
This man. PJ needs to learn that gurm isn't perfect and doesn't put thought into every single word.
>>69227569
At least he says it sadly in the books instead of turning it into a one-liner.
>>69227711
and Dalla died giving birth to Mance Rayder's son
>>69227774
Dayne's line in that fight with the smiling knight is much cheesier
>I want your sword!
>Then you shall have it!
>*charges at him*
>>69227654
>This, a million times this
I want Plebbit to go.
>>69227843
This, a million times this
>>69227819
I get the feeling when/if TWOW comes out, PJ will be totally heartbroken because he'll realise the theories he spent months piecing together where total bullshit, and Gurm really was going with the obvious storyline.
I do respect PJ though. He's literally read all of Gurm's work and got a thorough understanding of each one, IIRC he said he's read ASOIAF 20 times.
>>69227774
This
I always imagined that Ned sighs the "no" pauses for a second and then says the "now it ends" part
He has a serious chance of dying in this fight, but he's also sort of glad, because all the bloodshed is finally over
Would love a series on Rob's rebellion desu
>>69227843
Ugh, can you please not?
>>69227569
It's a fantasy series. You're not doing it right if you don't have a little bit of cheese in there.
That's actually one of the times its acceptable (when delivered as it's supposed to)
>>69227711
>>69227838
>Minisa Whent, Hoster Tully's wife, died giving birth to the 6th Tully child (unknown, unknown, Caitlyn, Edmure, Lysa, unknown). The child died shortly after.
>Dalla, Mance Rayder's wife, died giving birth to the Wildling Prince who is now located with Gilly.
>Jeyne Royce, Jon Arryn's first wife, died giving birth.
>Maegelle Frey, Ser Stevron Frey's daughter, died giving birth to the 2'149'754th grandchild of the Late Walder Frey.
>An un-named Lady of House Piper, wife to Quellon Greyjoy, died giving birth.
>The un-named wife of Mors Umber died giving birth.
>Tyana Wylde, the wife of Rhaegar Frey, died giving birth.
>Lady Laena Velaryon, the wife of Prince Daemon Targaryen, died shortly after giving birth.
women die in childbirth in medieval times quite a bit, whodda thunk
>>69227683
>GRRM at one time planned to call the last book "A Time For Wolves"
That was before he decided to make the wholetwelfthbook about Dany fighting against rape culture in modern San Francisco, after waking up from the dream the whole aSoIaF plot is revealed to be in the previous novel.
>>69227774
>>69227918
Why the fuck did Ned not bring more people? He knew Dayne with his super sword, The Bull and Whent were there. Seems dangerous as fuck to only take 7, bar the obvious symbolism of "the seven"
>>69227839
Kek that's a bit of shit writing from George. Reminds me of 'Come and get it' from Finn in Star Wars.
Then again, a good actor could probably pull it off.
>>69227913
only 3 times i think, but he's said he's read certain chapters a lot
>>69227913
It's a bit sad isn't it, please don't upset him George
>>69227938
NO, IT'S THE MAESTERS DOING IT
>>69227843
me too but it's our fault for liking a normie thing like GOT. I hope it gets worse and the fat man dies so I can drop this shit and leave this pathetic shit behind.
>>69227923
I hate you. Please die.
>>69225639
>any of the Stark children getting killed
nah
>>69227960
Fuck knows. It might be that they were the only ones crazy enough to embark on that nuts mission with him just to find Lyanna, to whom they have no direct connection.
This was also right after the end of the war so it's very possible mop-up fighting was happening or that order had to be established by the new ruler(s)
>>69227960
Pretty sure they were just his personal guard.
>>69228009
rickon gonna be dead though
>>69228008
*sighs*
Why do you have to be such a bigot?
This is a safe space.
>>69227913
Yeah. He thinks outside the box (too much and too far) but I still applaud him for it. Like you said he's got too much faith in the fat man and doesn't understand that the books can be/are shit.
>>69227672
>implying northmen can be black
Northmen can't be black.
>>69228043
FUCK OFF REDDIT
I guess Ned knew/suspected the truth about Rhaegar and Lyanna, so only took his close friends who he could trust.
Because if he took 1000 men then they'd see the baby, and Robert would order its execution
>>69227602
WE IN DA NORTH NIGGIT
>>69228114
>>69228096
Yea this is the most likely explanation. He only took people whom he could trust.
>>69228096
That's also a possibility.
Why didn't they just step down? The fucking war was over. Rhaegar was dead. Aerys was dead.
>>69227913
I Like PJ mostly because his predictions aren't surronding the idea of "what everyone else is saying?!" or "is my shit 100% certain though not confirmed?", I like his theories because they are entertaining even if they will most likely ended up being complete bullshit.
Though I think he may be right in some of his less wacky theories, though funny enough most likely those are mostly general accepted theories like The Pink Letter and TGNC.
>>69227602
WE WUZ FIRST MEN AND SHIT
>>69228043
>>69228146
Who invited 9gag to this thread?
>>69226905
>Can't you just constantly rape your wife until she is pregnant
No you can't rape your wife
But you can rape any prisoner that you have. So if you play ironborn you can just go around kidnapping any womyn you want and turn them into a salt wife
>>69228170
The show.
>>69228159
Honor.
>>69228146
>>69228043
Fuck i miss Joffrey. He was such a fun character.
Ramsay isn't even half as much of a cunt as he was.
Didn't expect arya to die
Any more details on how?
Post tfw J=R+L confirmed next episode
>>69228187
The ground is filled with too many honorable men.
>>69227225
>>69226981
>>69227093
>>69227130
Unironically watch Preston Jacobs' LF theory. It actually makes sense
>>69228230
Snake remember what De Gaulle said
>>69228205
WE LIGHTBRINGER
>Arya Stark
Really doubt GRRM would kill one of his favorite characters this soon.
>>69228205
It won't be. It's just the fight between the Kingsguard and Ned's men.
>>69228247
lmao no thx
>>69225639Who becomes King after Tommen dies?
>>69228252
>The graveyards are full of indispenable men.
Top tier reference anon.
>>69228159
Their knees did not bend easily.
>>69228205
the plebbest of theoriest
Fanboys of that theory literally miss every point GRRM is wrting about
>>69228205
Didn't the spoiler say Bloodraven will cut the dream just before we see anything?
>>69227711
>Lyanna died giving birth to Jon
how do you know she was giving birth when she died?
