>According to national data posted by Showbuzz, Thursday’s episode drew a 0.4 adults 18-49 rating and 0.77 million total viewers.
>The numbers trail the 0.6 rating and 1.01 million viewership tally posted by the third season premiere, which aired on Tuesday, April 21, 2015.
http://headlineplanet.com/home/2016/04/22/inside-amy-schumer-ratings-fall-from-last-years-season-premiere/
Is her time finally up?
>filename
She puts that on Facebook?
>>69221601
How else will people know that she's a cuhraaazy funny woman who don't need no dignity
That cunt has zero shame.
>>69221553
DELETE THIS
>>69221553
Call me a nigger if you like (I am black), but that's sexy right there.
this is marilyn manson tier shit. just shock people into ratings. at least manson made a few decent songs.
>>69222290
nigger
Who else /despise Amy Schumer but would still creampie her shithole/ here
>>69222290
>>69222417
I would, and gladly. her shithole I mean. She's okay so I don't despise her.
>>69222385
And don't you forget it. No need to lose your balls whitey, meet a black man, dub him a nigger. What's the worse that can happen.
Be sure to do so with a crew just in case the black man attempts to injure you.
>>69221601
All 21st century womyn
>>69221553
Fat, unfunny, talentless, joke stealing, gun grabbing kike.
>>69221553
>ywn fuck Amy Schumer
>>69222290
You are a nigger, and your tastes are predictably pathetic.
SJWs only care about their meme opinions not the product.
Her face is beat, her body is kinda gross, and she says about smelling enough to the point where I honestly think she does smell bad. But some shots she's kinda hot enough to fuck.
>>69222646
>you will never be Anthony Burch
>>69222827
Who?
>>69221553
She still has a million dollar book deal, unfortunately.
>>69221553
>I am such a slut, you guys.
>HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A SLUT YOU SHITLORD.
>I am such a fat pig, you guys.
>HOW DARE YOU CALL ME PLUS-SIZE YOU SHITLORD
>>69223042
here's your reply
>>69223042
>>69222735
It is what it is. Like how I'm afraid of the water. Loved it as a kid when I used to swim like a fish, but after nearly drowning I fear the water. I love chicken but would prefer boiled or baked. Fried is my favorite but I stay the hell away from that. Amy lights a fire in my cock, so am I to feel grossed out because a chubby girl makes my dick hard?
>>69223295
Which of her staff wrote that?
>>69221553
what a disgusting pig cunt.
>>69222290
Fellow black man here,
Shut up coon.
>>69222873
Just kill me already
>>69223295
Is there any male comedian that goes "haha my dick!" or just makes jokes about sex?
>no pics
>>69223358
There's something about her man, that's kinda nice. You know what I mean? It's like buying fried chicken and fries from some road side vendor and you're a bit apprehensive because you know nothing about this person but damn, the chicken smells really good and so much so that the spices are literally sexing your nose.
it's kinda like that.
>>69221553
>0.77 million total viewers.
>literally less than a million viewers
>on Comedy Central in a prime-time slot
Usually I'd say she was done but if Dunham can keep Girls going then I just don't know any more.
>>69223372
Oh!
>>69222290
disgusting nigger
>>69223503
Yeah but no one watches Comedy Central anymore so she's probably one of the highest rated shows.
>>69221553
does anyone else notice that she moves like a toddler
just in general
>>69221553
this is the most disgusting shit I have ever seen, what the fuck
>>69223706
She does have weird movements. I think it's because she wears something like spanx to keep her tummy from sticking out, so she has to move her limbs a bunch, but never her midsection.
>>69223295
Which comic did she steal that from?
>>69221553
I fucking cringed. Fat chicks tend to have a BO problem in general, so I get it, but fuck it's almost enough to trigger a gag reflex.
>>69221553
>not a single memorable moment from the 3 last episodes.
>celebrity cameo bonanza
>interviewing a retard
>>69223706
She moves like a truck driver desu
>>69222290
you don't even have to say you're a nigger, it was obvious once you made that statement
>>69224309
>>69223641
I'd bet you people don't even know why you hate her as much as you claim you do. Tell me what makes her so toxic that you wouldn't put your dick in her.
>>69223295
How is talking about sex, and your private parts throughout the majority if not all of your set comparable to a man pulling out his cock?
No one would say that "he's a thinker". In this day and age his career would get ruined and would be forced to make a public apology.
On the other side of the coin. Tig Notaro went topless in one of her shows, showing her breast cancer scars and people called her brave and brilliant.
These double-standards are slowly killing me when it comes to comedy. If male comedians weren't such fucking pussies we wouldn't have women like Amy Schumer doing comedy. Seriously, male comedians just circle jerk these female comedians so much its horrendous.
>>69221553
Who the fuck watched Comedy Central anymore?
They don't even have shows, as far as I know.
>>69224432
Fat hack that doesn't deserve any accolades the media been trying to push for her.
>>69223509
>Little miss muffet
>Sat on her tuffet
>Eating her curds and whey, OHH
>The came the spider
>who sat down besider her and said..
>SIT ON MY DICK BITCH OOOOOOOOOH
*entirety of the 80's laughs*
>>69224536
Nathan For You
Broad City
Review
>>69224620
Real a-list shit, amitight?
>>69224564
I get she's not as funny as guys are, that i get. What has any of that have to do with putting your head between those lovely thighs of hers and smelling her sweetness though?
>>69222290
Guessing you weigh about 140.
Always skinny black dudes that love pasty hambeasts.
>>69223295
Except that's incorrect and not a smart observation. If she's referring to CK or that ilk, unlike her, they make jokes about things that are not fucking and eating.
>>69224673
300lbs. 6'5"
>>69223509
Only good things that came from him are Jim Norton and Anthony's impression.
>women aren't funny
>SJW cucklords think this is hate speech
>put unfunny women on TV to show those hateful people how wrong they are
>women are still unfunny
>show gets pulled
>instead of admitting that women aren't funny they blame it on muh soggy knees
Why do SJW cuckboys deny all quantifiable reality?
>>69224648
I thought blacks hated anything that had to do with eating the pussy or being near it? We're all those rap songs just BS?
>>69221553
Fuck that makes me hard
She isn't even hot
>>69224752
Patrice, is that you?
>>69224782
To be fair, there are funny women, they just get underplayed for unfunny cunts like Silverman and Schumer.
Exhibit A: 95% of the female cast of MAD TV
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KWgVWQYcoH0
>>69224782
Because they literally can't find another woman to try to fug
>>69224861
>Silverman and Schumer.
Gee, I wonder why that is?
>>69224773
Dice Gottfried is my fav
>>69224792
I know plenty of guys who eat and I've spoken to a lot of girls, and dated some who got eaten by their guys, so I guess that's probably true for whoever doesn't and not true for those that do. But eating's rather magical and could be a fascinating moment especially when your lovely love's a solid bodied girl. There's something about that end of day heat funk that eminates from between her thighs. That inner thigh gunk that can be grayish but it's the same mixture of oil, dead skin and sweaty grime. Then there's the smell of piss and sometimes smell of shit but what's magical about it is what it does to her.
>>69224861
>silverman
>schumer
>>69224801
>>69224801
Guy was dope, that's for sure.
>>69224895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgvQ8ahTnq8
This will never cease to be funny to me
>>69224968
>Not "bad goy"
>When the original pic was "bad ass" and it would make perfect sense in context
I wish ill on whoever made that fucking image. What an incompetent FUCK
Jews are such disgusting creatures.
>>69224895
Andrew Dice Gay is the topper for me.
>HICKORY DICKORY DOCK I LIKE TO SIT ON A NICE COCK OHHHH
what does anthony jeselnik see in that monster
>>69222290
I'm mixed, that bitch nasty and I like thickums
>>69221553
my 13yo sister has a cooking youtube channel with more views than amy jewmer
and all her recipes are also stolen
she credits every single recipe tho
Hahahahaha she's so funny how does she get away with it?
>>69222290
Bait. We all know negroes cant computer
>>69226161
You know people aren't watching for the cooking right?
how is virginity not a virtue
>>69221553
>>69224454
schumer is terrible but you're seriously a fucking moron
>>69223369
she's related to a sitting powerful democratic Senator, she was never in any trouble ever, even if her career completely disappeared.
Schumer's father is Jewish and her mother is from a Protestant background.[7][15] Schumer was raised Jewish, and experienced antisemitism as a child.[16][17][18]
>>69226161
>my 13yo sister is pedo bait on Youtube, hehe, fuck Amy!
>>69222290
>I am black
Okay whitey.
>>69226161
Link?
>>69226161
Hit me up with the link mate, I've been meaning to extend my knowledge of cooking
>>69230707
This
>>69228395
> experienced antisemitism as a child.
Thinking that jews are oppressed in any way is utterly ridiculous. There is no more privileged category and their privilege is never taken away because it's politically incorrect to point it out.
>>69222873
There's no way she actually said this
Please let there be no way she actually said this
>>69221553
You guys are just threatened by a strong woman comedian. Guys can make raunchy sex jokes and it's funny, guys can make jokes about their weight or physical appearance and it's funny, but as soon as a woman does it you'd think it's the end of the world. Pathetic.
>>69231110
2/10
>>69224587
Dex looking swag as fuck
>>69231139
Not b8 at all. I just don't understand the double-standard.
>>69231223
1/10
>>69231238
Sexist misignaingaidsnfiasdnistic
>>69222290
nigger
>>69223472
I am also black and I think you have deplorable tastes in fat white women. You are a detestable negro. At least choose one of the many stacked Jewesses.
>>69231326
>stacked Jewesses
A man of taste right here.
>>69226161
Tell us what it's called you fucking faggot.
>>69228155
Dude muh religious opression :^)
Being a disgusting diseased slut is empowering. :^)
#feelthebern
>>69231670
>#feelthebern
why include this?
>>69221553
>discussing Amy has a brain tumor Schumer
>discussing Amy "no humor" Schumer
>discussing Amy the orgasm doomer Schumer
>discussing Amy the baby boomer Schumer
>discussing Amy believe all the rumors Schumer
>discussing Amy the cock groomer Schumer
>discussing Amy the cum consumer Schumer
>discussing Amy vaginal perfumer Schumer
>discussing Amy no bloomers Schumer
>>69222385
Manson was also shockingly intelligent
>>69232075
to create widespread public outrage like he did, you have to be smart
same with eminem
Who the fuck would ever want to be inside Amy Schumer
>>69232150
Not sure about Eminem being smart (but he's also not a dumbass) - in his case I think it's more that he's good at relating his own life to people
>>69221553
i put old spice on my nuts once when I was like 13 because it was really hot out, wouldn't recommend
>>69232274
her sister is WAY hotter
>>69232379
uh....what?
>>69221553
>deodorant on inner thighs
do women really do this or just ones with stinky, smelly roastie vaginas?
>>69232417
most women don't - have you ever accidentally tasted something with deodorant on it? it's awful
>>69232274
>was a pioneer for white rappers
>wrote/directed/acted in 8 Mile, and did better than anyone expected him to
>wrote the fastest rap song ever written
>lyrics from the Slim Shady and Marshall Mather LPs
He's smart at the very least, anon. As far as rap goes, he's damn near brilliant. Not everybody likes rap, though, but you can't discredit him even if you don't appreciate his medium.
>>69222290
Nigger
>>69232473
I'm not saying he's a bad musician - he's clearly quite talented in that regard. But every interview I've seen with him hasn't left me with the feeling that he has an overwhelming understanding of things outside of music. To me that's what intelligence is - it's being able to quickly comprehend a subject regardless of what it was. Eminem never struck me as someone where that was true.
>>69232399
amy's sister
>>69232530
Well, yeah, Manson is much more worldly than Eminem, but his writing is good enough to count him as intelligent, imo.
There are different ways that people express their intellect, and some people just aren't good in situations like interviews.
Either way, apples and oranges.
>>69224951
>>69221553
>Is her time finally up?
Her show always got low ratings but good reviews. Some places care more about reviews than ratings. Lucky Louis got good numbers but shit reviews, thus it got canceled.
>>69232632
>an argument going this long without one of you calling the other hitler, autistic, or a nigger
Where am I?
>>69232632
fair enough
>tfw you're drunk off your ass and you actually spill some literal spaghetti during this discussion
>>69232729
>>69231326
normally I'm an ass man but I can always go for one of those. Also Schumer is gross.
>>69232729
late night /tv/ - most of the children have gone to bed
>>69224951
Fucking Iol anon
>>69222290
there are 2 lies in this post but one is more believable than the other
>>69232729
Because the discussion is about the composition of intelligence. It's the domain of 120+ iq to discuss such things. The plebs are talking about their jewess waifus.
>>69225039
>What is he, a homo?
>>69225039
I remember when Howard was funny. Kinda a shame about what's happened to him.
>>69232947
>120+ IQ
>on /tv/
top kek m8
>>69221553
there goes my appetite
>>69225130
That's because you don't understand jewish tricks you fucking retard. There's a clear difference between a bad and a good goy. Like polar opposite kind of difference. And the kike portrayed in the picture wouldn't be laughing if he called "bad goy". He doesn't want "bad goyim", that's bad for business. That's bad for Israel because the last remaining thing that can stop it is everyone being "bad goyim".
>>69231326
>deplorable
>detestable
>negro
>I am also black
FOH honky.
>>69221553
the only other woman i've EVER seen do this, is unfortunately my mother. she's a porker too. that's fucking disgusting.
>>69224454
i miss patrice o'neal.
>>69221553
no one cares about that fat rip off
>>69232043
kek
>>69224020
everybody agrees now that amy didn't steal from anybody
but she is a dumb, shallow, cunt. she came up with every joke, but so did every other comic ever. comics mostly are pretty shit
>>69224861
i fucknig hated that cunt.
>>69232638
have a webm upgrade my boy
>>69222290
and this is why hitler killed black people
>>69222290
nigger
>>69234408
>everybody agrees now that amy didn't steal from anybody
What?
I remember seeing a video showing 4 or so acts that she essentially stole word for word?
>>69222290
Nigger
>>69222290
im black an you are a nigger this woman is disgusting and has no fucking shame
>>69221553
this shits not cute or funny it's vile
>>69222290
Hello Krigger
>>69222816
>But some shots she's kinda hot enough
you know it's bad when you're resorting to the word "kinda"
>>69235489
>this shits not cute or funny it's vile
But her pussy stinks like real bad, bro. What she's supposed to do?
>>69235979
diet, stop cleaning her vagina so much, it wrecks her ph balance which surprisingly causes bad smell. Also needs to reduce her sexual activity which also throws it off.
She would be fine.
>>69236038
>She would be fine.
her face is meh though. i've honestly seen BBW chicks i'd rather fuck before her because they're actually attractive, and i don't even chase fatties like that.
>>69235979
>>69236038
It's not from the smell it's from her thighs from chafing.
>>69236401
This guy knows whats up. At least someone here isn't a virgin.
>>69223295
except that wouldn't happen at all
>>69236553
virgins know about chafing
: /
>>69222290
jesus christ tyrone
>>69224861
Silverman and Schumer what do these women have in common again?
>>69224773
>Dice hate
Fuck millennials.
>>69222290
That clip is about as sexy as a tornado siren going off at 4 in the morning
DUDE WOMEN CAN BE DISGUSTING TOO LMAO
>>69222290
Fuck you nigger, you keep fat girls from being virgins like us.
>>69237939
I'll never forget that post some cleaner from here made where he worked at a gym and the womens bathroom was always far less cleaner than the mens.
>>69237788
You're absolutely right America is the problem yet again.
>>69225254
His dick.
>>69224861
I like Rachel Bloom from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. I listened to some of the early demos of her songs and she's pretty clever. Also her show, which she co-wrote is a good balance of comedy and drama.
>>69221553
OMFG! SO FUNNY!
>>69222606
tjis
>>69232473
Eminem only acted in 8 mile, it was written by Kurt Sutter and directed by Curiys Hanson. He's brilliant lyricist though.
>>69222290
nigger
>>69222290
NOPEnigrar
>>69224454
>comedy
its been dead since the late 00's
>>69232583
>man arms
EW no disgusting genes
