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>>69219847
well I'm sorry to hear that
Because now
>>69220133
*heavy breathing
I will snatch
Baneposting > Segalposting
>>69220378
Well I'm sorry to hear that
...this plane...
>>69219847
What happened?
>>69220378
wha happend?
thingken of punani
>>69220429
A masketa man took her!
>>69220378
Why not both?
>>69220476
They crash it!
>>69220476
>Im snatching every motherfucker flightplans
>>69220433
>>69220443
DEy TOOKah!
>>69220476
ANYBODY SEEN BANE?
>>69220476
So you got yourself snatched
>>69220433
Is this really happening? The start of seagalposting?
Orson trumps all
>>69220943
Anybody know why Bane did CIA?!
>>69221126
Something about his wife, I don't remember
>>69220476
If I pull that mask off, will you die?
>>69221124
Chambane?
>>69220378
>>69220433
>>69220476
>Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in the dark. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of Big Guy. They take a movie “The Dark Knight Rises.” They have a 5-foot-9-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been on a plane. He doesn’t start fires. He has never put on a mask. They make him Bane. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the master plans.
>>69221124
MWAHHHH...the french...punani has always been celebrated for its excellence
>>69221211
kek
Don't talk to me or Masson ever again
>>69221276
Don't pour me or mawifesson ever again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E1NFckaDqU
>bane-seagal-orsonposting
a daring synthesis of memes but I don't see it sticking too long. Rooneyposting is dead, loadposting is dead, but one might wonder what we get next
>>69221394
Treblinka?
>>69221334
WE'RE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS HERE, BOYS
>>69221334
I-Is this softcore pornography?
>>69221394
>one might wonder what we get next
Kinoposting
>>69221334
>Do you know how to whistle don't you?
>MMMHMMMMM
What did he mean by this?
>>69221509
mmmmm boys
>>69221509
>What did he mean by this?
He was getting paid by the line.
>>69221016
be less new
>>69220433
That's how it starts. The big guys, the punani, the thing that turns old memes cruel.
>>69220476
What's the next step of your master punani?
>>69221808
SNATCHING THIS PLANE
>>69221184
Tippity top kek
>>69221834
WITH NO BIRTHDAYS
>>69221854
Well, I'm sorry to hear that...
>>69220476
>>69221878
Thank you, this is way higher quality than mine.
>>69220476
>we'll I'm sorry to hear that, cos now, I will crash every motherfucker flightplan
>Even director Steven Seagal wasn't safe from Seagal's twisted vision.
>"One time I yelled 'cut' and Seagal turned to me and said 'what if someone just stood in the middle of an upturned church and yelled cut? Maybe the Aikido senseis in leather jackets and matching scarves would forget their trained routine of snatching birthdays' My jaw hit the floor and it never really came back up. That's when I thought, is he getting in character to play an autistic overweight 'operator', or is an autistic overweight 'operator' something that's been in him all along?"
>"Sometimes i would go to look into the cameras, and I noticed Seagal had put something in the lens. It was stuff like 'What if cameras were Rock 'n Roll? Would you take plastic?' and 'Lights. Camera. Punani.' I had to ask him to stop because I was getting too scared to direct."
CIA segal edit?
Was snatching those motherfucker birthdays part of your plan?
>>69220476
>>69221878
He literally looks like Bobby Baccala from The Sopranos
>No offense Junior, but you already snatched some Punani
>>69222272
I only have this
>tfw Seagal is a CIA operative
>tfw CIA taught him a modified version of the power stance
>>69220476
If I took off the punani, would you die?
>>69221572
What a shit flick
Well, congratulations, you got your punani snatched. What's the next step of your birthday?
>>69222842
somebody actually good at shooping could make this work really, really well
you need to give him a bigger belly though
>The movie was originally much longer and it included more plot and characters. Steven Seagal cut some of William Forsythe's scenes because he felt that Forsythe was upstaging him. Also, editor Michael Eliot re-edited the original cut of the movie. He did the same job with some other Warner Bros movies. Some scenes were deleted and some others were cut for pacing. This is why there are two montage scenes with no dialogue in the movie. Re-editing also caused some minor continuity mistakes.
Would love to see a workprint/extended version of this.
a meme to surpass baneposting
I have improved my daring synthesis.
>>69225222
fix the coat and give him a huge gut and it's perfect
>>69221914
No, it isn't. You left some of Bane's skin around the mask. Stop patting yourself on the back when you fuck up, useless.
Anybody seen Richie?
>>69222842
>>69225222
replace one of the Maimen in the back with Sniper Seagal
Man, Code Of Honor is soooooooooooooooooo shit.
It's like fanfic.
>>69220433
>haven't snatched a single birthday
Y-yeah. Not one...
>>69226191
What the fuck is with his accent?
>>69225850
That wasn't mine, friendo :)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NmrAnObijW
>>69221334
what is this fever dream?
>>69227516
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NmrAnObijW
:^) i liked that, good job son
>>69227516
KEK
>>69226443
You're bound to end up with a strange accent if you grow up in the part of Japan populated by black blues musicians, Native Americans, and Italian CIA operatives.
>>69220378
You're cremated now, motherfucker.
>>69229231
Well I'm sorry to hear that
>>69221439
Paul Masson couldn't have gassed all those Jews Jimmy!
Don't believe the fermented in bottle lies!
>>69221394
we need an infusion of brendan frasier and maybe tossed salads and scrambled eggs stat
>>69221334
i am genuinely confused
what just happen
>>69230188
Years of constant rape and abuse.
>>69230188
Dey thook her
>>69230860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbT77fP8fl4
>>69230860
Well I'm sorry to hear that...
Someone post that scene with the awful editing were he kicks a guy from a window and it takes him like seconds to fall.
>>69231515BONGOS INTENSIFY
>>69231522
>like seconds to fall
TELL ME ABOUT RICHIE WHY DID HE DO BOBBY LUPO?!?!?!?!
>>69221334
He's going to get that punani.
>>69232832
Something about the punani, I can't remember
>>69226191
fuck off, code of honor was seagalkino
>>69219847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YDvGy0-p9M#t=24m28s
PUUUUUUUUINNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIII
>>69221184
kek
>>69232832
No one cared who I was 'till I put on the weight.
>>69226296
CIA's alive, tho
>>69221124
>Don't talk to me or Paul Mason ever again
>>69234163
If I snatch that off will you loose your birthday?
>>69234289
It would be extremely awkward
>>69220476
well im sorry for you
Epic stuff, guys. Remember to bump the GAF thread. :)
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1209202
Whats with the whole kino meme?
>>69221334
what the fuck
>>69234349
Your a bad actor
>>69221334
Even the director of Celebrities Guide To Wine wasn't safe from Seagal's twisted vision
>>69222573
Goddamnit fucking this
was bothering me, couldn't figure out who it was. but this is it.
>>69227516
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NmrAnObijW
well done m8
>>69221334
what did i just watch
>>69234645
(you)
>>69220476
anybody seen bane!?
anybody know why bane did cia!?
>>69231476
lol
>>69234940
Well I'm sorry to hear that
>>69231476
THIS IS FOR MY PUNANI FUCK YOU AND DIE
>>69234645
So this is where all these feminist faggots have been coming from I guess
>>69234645
>>69235588
Both me (^:
>>69220476
Anybody have the temp for the bane mask?
>>69234940
>Your
>>69235545
For lupo
>>69235771
For you
u stil mad about dat 50 bucks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrVR3lUPzCQ
His new movie is literally just the punisher
>>69235994
MARVEL BTFO
>>69221334
Always an extremely uncomfortable watch.
What the fuck is Seagal's problem? What's wrong with him?
>>69236211
What do you mean? Why?
can twenty good men take out seagal?
>>69236380
Take him out to the punani store maybe
>>69221334
invitation to segal
>>69235994
It's quite shit, unfortunately.
The Sniper movie was better.
>>69221334
What the fuck is this. Genuinely disturbing.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VRRdNezwtO
>>69237079
http://vocaroo.com/i/s007LjcEH7by
Who wants to watch almost every one that Seagal has killed on film?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ovTy9FgtBU
>>69237277
>it's in russian
>it's part 2 of a series
Of course.
>>69220476
Why did Cia do Baney Lupo?
>>69221334
>holding on a shot of her fumbling and fucking up opening the bottle
this is borderline experimental
>>69227516
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zKMExfVauC
>>69237373
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LN03TktpV8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dvGpkqpUeg
