How would you rate his Spiderman performance?
>>69217115
Perfectly nerdy/10
Literally 100/100
its the one time i enjoyed the quips.
Really great. Was weary of a Highschool Spiderman but he was one of the highlights
>>69217115
It was a serious film with very little "quipping," it had a few actual jokes. Spider-Man actually "quipped" and it worked, because it was his character and it fit the situation.
Ant-Man makes some actual "jokes" and they are totally different than the Age of Ultron quips we got every other line.
Russos are masters.
9/10. I didn't like the outfit but that's not on him tbqh
>>69217115
10/10 literal perfection
Aunt May was kinda shit though, hot as she was.
10/10 twink
>>69217222
>twink
A-anon...
"You know, typically there isn't this much talking during fights..." Captain America
>>69217201
>it's your conscience. We don't talk much anymore
>>69217115
bretty good
also hyped for the Spidey movie since they announced they're going to turn it into a John Hughes hommage
John Hughes is teen kino
>>69217257
Yeah, that's a real joke. It related to the character and to the situation Ant-Man was taking on with the "you hear little voices in your head." Difference between a quip "Hey buddy I think you dropped this!"
and a joke.
Shit was masterful.
>>69217227
yes...?
>>69217361
I... I ... just...
>>69217422
what...?
Best one
>>69217455
NOTHING
>>69217115
10/10 can't wait to see him get Auntied
>>69217513
ok have fun homophobe
>>69217115
Bring back Tobey.
>>69217521
>Auntied
Is this the new BLACKED
>>69217115
6/10, not as good as Maguire or Garfield but still deceng
Fantastic. Best yet. That said though, I dont think a movie with this kind of spiderman would work, infact I think it would be annoying as fuck. Hes really awkward and kiddy, I think it was effective here because he didnt have so many lines and was only involved in scenes that allowed him to throw quips left and right.
>>69217553
>homophobe
Fuck you I'm straight and accepting of gays. I don't love gays or twinks though.
>>69217115
bretty gut/10
>>69217115
I want to cuddle and wrestle Tom Holland in a little brother kind of way.
>>69217115
Giga-Nigga/10
HAVREEWUN
>>69217560
Would you be upset if it was?
>>69217201
"I thought that was a water truck"
>>69217257
>>69217748
Real jokes.
Instead of
>Haha, he just got burned.
>>69217744
noice double dubs
I want more hot aunties in my films
>>69217748
Instead of
LOOKS LIKE THINGS ARE JUST STARTING TO... HEAT UP
9/10
Raimi babby's will still say Maguire was better.
>>69217804
>>69217839
Whedon is in the thread with us
>>69217861
>Raimi: I messed up on the third one. I think they're so complete now, Marvel. They probably don't need me anymore. But if they needed me? I'd love to. It's great to be wanted.
>>69217871
I could definitely get on board with Raimi directing and Holland as Spider-Man.
Very fuckable
>>69217971
>Very fuckable
Anon...
>>69217115
8/10, best one yet.
>>69217312
>I'VE GOT A LETTER FOR TONY... STANK
>in high school
>already balding
JUST
>>69217201
>It was a serious film with very little "quipping
The 15 minute "Civil War" was nothing but quips.
Falcon and Winter Soldier's relationship was nothing but quips.
Hawkeye's interactions with... every character in the movie was nothing but quips.
Same thing with Ant Man.
You're insane.
9/10. He did a stellar job being a nerdy dweeb who was star struck by his peers and didn't know what to do in a fight due to being nervous, but still having abilities way above everyone else. Also, his line about Star Wars was pretty spot on, but almost on the nose.
>>69218362
I think you're just actually fucking retarded and didn't hear any of the dialogue.
>>69217115
Still not as good as his best incarnation, literatly everything was perfect from this.
Now its up to his movie to see how good he is, but hey, at least he quiping makes sense unlike the rest of the Marvel characters.
>>69218362
>Iron Man: "You hurt vision's feelings."
>You kept me locked up
>That's an exaggeration
>Hey Clint
>Hey Man
>You done retiring
>I hit 18 holes. Cant seem to miss
>First time for everything
>Made you look
That's not quipping.
That's called a fucking conversation.
QUIPS are things that have nothing to do with anything
>>69217748
I don't get it
>>69217115
I was surprised how much I liked him considering that I usually dislike teen characters and don't think much of spiderman.
>>69218362
>You've been busy
>And you've been an idiot
Jesus, that quip!
I loved when Tony said
>You're going to come with us, because it's us, or you can go with the government who aren't as nice
THOSE QUIPS LOL
Especially the quip of
>Captain Rogers, I know you think what you're doing is right, but you have to stop
>that old movie the empire strikes back
As if kids don't know about Star Wars these days. In what context would you be introduced to this movie and not refer to it as Star Wars afterwards?
>>69218362
Captain America tells Spider-Man he has heart and identifies with him because they're both from New York.
That quip, jesus! It's almost like a real conversation. But nah, it's a quip.
>>69218527
My cousin is 15 and hasn't seen Empire Strikes Back.
>>69217748
>firetrucks have water in them
>watertrucks have fire in them
pottery
>>69218527
In my mind, that line was said because Disney owns Marvel and Star Wars now.
>>69218362
Are you kidding right now? This quip meme has gone out of hand.
Hawkeye telling Wanda to get off her ass or mope in high school is a quip?
You're fucking insane.
>>69218527
The entire Star Wars vs Lord of the Rings super geek fight in Clerks 2, from the hardest core of fans, refers to the films by their titles, not "Star Wars" or "Lord of the Rings"
He isn't going to say
REMEMBER IN STAR WARS: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK, EPISODE 5
in the middle of battle
I really liked the characterization in this movie for him. He's young, naive, and just got his powers and is still learning what he can do. He gets manipulated by stark to add some muscle to his team, borderline getting blackmailed. And when facing off against experienced opponents, he holds his own incredibly well while still keeping his upbeat quippy persona. That whole time he was fighting he kept ogling all the cool ass tech he's never had a chance to see before (falcons wings, buckies arm).
I don't know guys, this spiderman was pretty perfect. My only complaint was how forced his presence felt. So suddenly stark knows about spiderman and keeps it to himself the whole time? The fact that he just automatically knew who he was without any real explanation peeved me. But besides that, the actual actor and his performance were terrific. I just seriously hope he doesn't look as horrificly cgi in his solo movie like in Civil War. It's so fucking obvious he was edited into the airport fight(the exception being when Tony tells him to go home).
>>69218561
>Captain America tells Spider-Man
Right after he drops a jet bridge on him that he has no idea he can lift?
>>69219003
He knows his strength.
I feel like people here are confusing quipping with "making the audience laugh"
>>69219023
People here don't understand the difference between canned stupid fucking responses (QUIPPING) that are meaningless and actual personality in a conversation.
Spider-Man does the quipping. Canned meaningless responses like
>YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
and
>HEY BUDDY I THINK YOU DROPPED THIS
But they fit. They are part of the character, to make QUIPS.
Actual jokes and casual conversation is not "quipping," it's just how shit goes.
>>69217115
Spiderman/10
Best Peter
Best Spiderman
Now imagine him in scenes of actual depth and tragedy where his sudden quip has to shift.
Literally 5 Spiderman movies and only Marvel accomplishes it. Kek.
>>69219060
That one anon called a conversation between Stark and Clint
>Hey, how you doing
>I played a lot of golf, but it's boring
Quipping.
That's apparently quipping to that retard.
If they ever go Multiverse I want to see him vs Tobey Macguire.
>>69219022
Literally watching the rip. He doesn't as Spidey deals with Bucky/Falcon while Cap's busy with Rhodey/Panther.
I'd give you that he'd think Spidey would leap out of the way but he's flat on the floor when Cap throws the shield to take out the bridge
>>69217611
>Garfield
>Good
>>69219152
He's fought a bunch of super humans already. He understands instantly how strong Spider-Man is when he webs his hands and starts pulling him back.
Cap is a skilled strategist and he's fought an immense amount of people now.
>>69217611
>Garfield was good
>can't spell
Poetry
>>69217611
Maguire was good in a
>We don't really understand Spider-Man, but we can make a kind of cheesy super hero film and do most of it right
way
Garfield was laughable. Cringeworthy, awkward, edgy, weird looking.
>mcucks trying to defend their quipverse
>>69219152
He was literally getting pulled by him. He knows he's strong as shit.
Annonying as fuck/10
>>69219283
So he's the perfect Spider-Man.
10/10
>>69219283
If you are annoyed by him, you don't like the character.
>>69219264
>DCucks defending 28%
>>69217201
>Antman quips 10/10
>Caps quips 8/10
>Spidy quips 5/10
>literally anyone 2/10
>Iron Manlet -9999999999999999/10
>>69219264
I'm not defending Iron Man 3 or Age of Ultron.
But do not incorrectly define what a quip vs an actual joke vs actual conversation is
9/10
>>69218096
yes...?
>>69219437
quip
kwip/Submit
noun
1.
a witty remark.
joke
jōk/Submit
noun
1.
a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
>>69217115
wait, they got a white kid to play Spider-Man?
>>69219344
He needs to be less annoying
>>69219404
>implying
The best Spider is from the "The Spectacular Spider-Man".
>>69219437
>>69219510
Quip: Hey dude I think you dropped this
Joke: It's your conscience...
I know we don't talk much.
>>69219405
>Marvelcucks thinking everyone who critics their kids movies are Dcucks.
>>69217115
I think it's a little weird that they're seeming to merge the Peter Parker and Spider-Man personalities. Normally Peter Parker is pretty mild-mannered, but when he puts on the suit he gets all confident and quippy. But in this they just kind of made him have the same personality throughout. It's not necessarily bad, and in the end I did like Spider-Man in this movie, but it was different from what I've come to expect so it was a bit jarring and took some getting used to.
>>69219594
>Criticizing a 92%
>>69219152
Apparently you missed the part Spidey webbed Cap's legs and swung him around like crazy.
I want to see you do that. Cap seems like a heavy, big guy.
>>69219618
He was calm and excited meeting Stark, and quippy as Spider-Man.
What you talkin' bout?
>>69219437
>>69219510
>Joke: I thought that was a water truck
10/10
-
>Quip: AHHHHHHHHH I'M BLIND DDDDX
-9999999999999998/10
keep trying.
>>69217115
Great
>>69218474
They are literally quips. They're short, punchy, "clever" statements fired back and forth between the characters. It's certainly an exchange, but it's an exchange of quips. I had no problem with any of them, but let's not get carried away with mislabeling it entirely.
>>69219618
He was all nervous talking to Stark, a billionnaire super hero celebrity.
He put on the costume and was bantering like crazy against all the super heroes. Seems like the way it should to me.
>>69219268
>>69219184
I see it as two things: either he's dropped the bridge to kill him, knowing he can't deal with it. Or he knows he's strong enough to deal with it but drops it to incapacitate him.
But if he knows he's strong why would he drop the bridge if Spidey can hold it, or more to Cap's estimate, grab it, leave it and go back to arresting Cap?
>>69217115
He was great. He actually felt like a nerdy teenager trying to be a smartass. I think he'll be able to carry his own movie in Homecoming.
Tony Stark discovering Spider-Man off a Youtube video was 1000x cringier than Lex Luthor finding the Justice League off stolen data files
>>69219707
You're retarded
>>69217201
Ant-Man was the best part of the movie.
>Here is your shield, Captain America!
>>69219700
>AHHHHHHHHH I'M BLIND
Who said this?
>>69219639
>hahaha 92% :) you need to think like rotten tomatoes
>Having a personal opinion? What's that?
>>69219659
For you
>>69218474
>you done retiring
>i hit 18 holes
>first time for everything
no that's not a conversation, that is a volley of clever remarks, each one designed to out-clever the one before it
ie quipping
>>69219760
He wanted to distract him so he can run away.
>>69219773
A quip is just a witty remark. Are you saying that "You're exaggerating" doesn't fit?
>>69217521
>It feels so GOOD, Aunt Diane!
>>69219257
>laughable. Cringeworthy, awkward, edgy, weird looking.
So, Tom Holland?
>>69219845
So catching up is quipping
>Has a shit costume
>Broke and salvages
>Impressed Tony Stark with webbing he designed
>Sense of wonder when he's called to action
>Talks about the sensory overload of Spider-Man
>Has the actual strength of Spidey
Literally the best interpretation of Spidey yet.
>>69217115
Literally 10/10
He's a perfect young spid3y
Should have gotten more screen time
>>69219845
So every single conversation in the film, then, even the one about signing the accords with Stark and Tony?
I would say Spidey has more banter than quips. His bantz are as quick as his reflexes.
>>69219918
do you think quipping is exclusive to certain contexts of conversation or something
yes they're quipping as they catch up
this whole quip shit is just nitpicking.
>>69220216
Most of the criticism is nitpicking.
It's such an uncontrollable need to shit on what's popular that instead of picking on the faulty parts shitposters make fool of themselves saying easily counterable and almost objectively incorrect statements.
>>69220070
who cares?
>>69220012
Agreed. 100/100
Wish he had more battle time
GUYS!!!!!!
Uncle Ben is Peter's dad's brother!!!!!
That means it isn't incest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE CAN DO IT BROS!!!
I don't know how young Wanda is supposed to be (teenager?), but it's really irresponsible for Tony to make a 12 year old boy fight in a superpowered battle.
quip/quip
Peter is in high school so he's at least 13, no idea for wanda
Why is aunt may so hot
>>69220350
>>69220415
He's graduating highschool soon, I think.
>>69217115
Twink/10
>>69220350
He seems pretty 15ish.
>>69220216
Then you don't like Spiderman then.
>>69217115
He looked surprisingly like a younger version of Toby Maguire.
I thought the movie was a bit of a mess but Spider-Man was one of the bright points. I'm slowly losing interest in the MCU, but I'm actually excited for the next Spider-Man movie for the first time since Spider-Man 3.
>>69220415
I think they said he will be 16.
he'll be in high school for Homecoming, graduate HS for SpiderMan 2 and then go to college in SpiderMan 3.
absolutley awful even garfield was more tolerable
homecoming is dead on arrival
>>69217611
Holland>Maguire>Garfield
>>69217553
yeah he is probably so scared of gays
He was way fucking better than Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield, that's for sure.
>>69220593
lol no
>>69220593
Maguire>Holland>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shit>>>>>>>>Garfield
>>69219918
I think the problem here is that you for some reason associate "quipping" with something inherently bad. No one is saying it was bad. We're just saying they were, in fact, quips.
Serious question, how is Tom Holland acting in this?
90% of the time Spider-Man is just CGI, you can't see his face, and it's a stunt double doing the stunts.
>>69220648
no.
"Sure." out of "Why not?"
>>69220751
>What is voice acting?
>>69220751
He voice acts the lines and acts out the Peter Parker scenes. It's the same as Iron Man with less screen time.
>>69220751
Well, I'm sorry to hear that....
>>69220818
>that Ironman CGI
Why RFJ just don't put the suit on?
It's weird to me that Tony Stark made Spider-Man's suit instead of Peter making it himself.
>>69220751
He talks to RDJ in his bedroom out of costume for 10 fucking minutes.
You should actually see a movie first before making up shit.
>>69220875
He'd be too short, his head wouldn't make it to the head hole.
>>69220916
>peopple actually thinks this
He is 6'1
>>69217186
Wary
>>69217115
Spectacular
>>69220884
I liked that better. Spider-Man is my favorite super hero but I always thought it was kind of dumb he sewed his suit himself and said "pretty good for a guy that got a C in home ec"
>>69220957
Hi, Robert!
>>69217115
Worse than Tobey, better than Garfield.
>>69221033
>He's taller than Ruffallo
JUST
>>69220957
>He is 6'1
When he's wearing both his elevator socks and elevator shoes, perhaps.
>>69219003
>he has no idea he can lift?
He was sparring with him and he also saw what he could do against other heroes, the rough abilities were assessed.
>>69220957
>>69220916
>>69221033
>>69221082
>>69217115
spectacular.
>>69217115
Amazing
>>69220216
The whole airport scene is filled with quips.
Not really debatable or nitpicky, the scene is like 15 fucking mins.
>>69221192
>>69221200
Tangled web
>>69221209
You clearly underestimate the amount of screentime he gets.
>>69221125
Bullshit, you can't asses how much someone can overhead press from a few kicks and punches. And it's not like Cap knew how much that bridge weighs either. Steve literally tried to murder a child in this movie.
>>69221340
What ever keeps you tight at night.
Better than Garfield, worse than Maguire. Annoying little shit. HS Spidey is crap. It was in college that Peter got his crap together.
>Spider-Man the original QUIPS: THE SUPERHERO for decades in comics
>MCU is QUIPS: THE FRANCHISE
>they have to make Peter quip and talk twice as much as everyone else
No problems/10
>>69219268
Cap overpowering Spider-man was retarded.
>>69221603
While I agree that Cap ever beating spidey is retarded, he didn't overpower him, He capitalized on a single mistake and then bailed.
I hated it.
It's not the actor really. It's the fact that they made Spiderman TOO young.
Like, he's literally an overgrown kid kind of young.
Not watching Homecoming. I'm done with Spiderman movies.
>>69221767
>I have never read a spidey comic: The post.
One of the reasons he became so popular in the first place was because he's a kid hero that is no sidekick and could fight among the best adult heroes.
>>69217247
Pretty sure it was Falcon who said that, not Cap.
>>69221767
The only argument I will accept about Spidey's age is that he was a college professor or something in the comic version of civil war. He always starts in high school.
>>69221859
I guess I dont like Spiderman then.
But I did like the Raimi movies. At least 1 and 2.
>>69221082
fuck everyone looks so tall on screen.
>>69221603
I didn't really see him overpowering Spider-Man though. What I saw was him using the fact the physics are a thing and despite being incredibly strong Spider-Man doesn't weigh a whole lot.
He was getting Spider-Man into the air because he realized he couldn't overpower him.
Although I will say it is bullshit that punching Spidey even did anything or that Spidey only seemed to use his spider-sense once during that whole fight.
I'm willing to accept though that the reason Cap didn't get his ass beat is that Spidey wasn't trying to hurt him at all but rather just trying to web him up and was using exactly as much force as he thought necessary. But he is a kid with zero combat experience and Captain America is fucking Captain America.
>>69221859
He wasn't a kid. Not even in the original Stan Lee comics.
Does this look like a fucking kid to you?
>>69220012
With the bullshit of "inhumans was moved to make room for indiana jones 5" I think its more likely Marvel is getting confident with Spider-man and wants have space for him in the future. They can't just announce another one, cause it's still a Sony distribution issue, whatever.... but I feel they may do a 2nd spider-man movie in 2019. They'd rather space things out and let spidey be in summer/fall 2019 and do Inhumans another year.
screenshot this, Im guaranteeing a spidey movie in 2019.
>>69222534
This is during his college days. He WAS a kid at the very start, trying to bang Liz and the other cute schoolgirls and getting bullied by Flash.
>>69222608
No, he wasn't. He never really was or looked like a kid. And his high school phase ended REALLY fast after he got his powers, just like his "wow I'm such a virgin nerd" phase. Peter quickly became more confident and social. You just cling on to those things because you project yourself on the character so much.
The only thing he ever was was young. As in, not old.
![marisa_tomei_h_15[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nnt3wOw.jpg "marisa_tomei_h_15[1].jpg")
I just want to say that Marisa Tomei is still HOT AS FUCK
>>69222743
When I say he's a kid I don't mean an infant. His high school days ended fast but they happened.
I read the comics too friend. If I change from "kid" to "teenager" will you calm down?
Best Movie Spider-Man
>>69222853
Agreed, but Spider-Man came out 15 years ago.
>>69222826
No, because Spider-Man in the movie is actually more young and immature than he ever originally was, and you tried to criticize someone for not reading the comics, just making yourself look like a retard in the process.
Peter was always more of a young adult than a teenager. Ultimate Spider-Man is the one who's all about being a teenager.
>>69220884
He did. Stark just improved it. Sure maybe it didn't have the logo but the colors and the design of the costume was still there.
>>69222903
He was too little on the movie to really say he's too immature. He's awkward, but he could still be trying to provide for his aunt and being responsible.
And when the met the Fantastic Four and the Avengers for the first time in the comics he acted like a fucking brat trying to take them all at once. So he was not really super adult all the time.
I also remember their responses to him being "Jesus, he's just a kid".
>>69222796
Why did you pick such an unflattering photo?
>>69223102
He goes against the Fantastic Four literally in issue number 1.
I really liked that they just glossed over Spider-Man's origins. Marvel seems to be aware that everyone fucking hates being re-told that story at this point. It gives me hope that in his standalone movie they'll either skip the origin story entirely or just briefly recap it and move onto a better story.
>>69222903
>Ultimate Spider-Man is the one who's all about being a teenager.
You do realize that most of the Marvel movies draw heavily from the Ultimate universe, though, right?
>>69217115
auntfucker/10
>>69223176
But his fight against the Avengers was much later. He was a brat with them too.
He was all like "nyeeh you think you're so special calling me to join you like it's this big honor fuck you guys"
And they're all like "jeez calm down kid."
>>69222903
This.
Thank god I'm not the only one who gets this. This guy might even be able to play a good Peter if the script didn't write him as such an immature little shit.
Honestly these days people have taken the whole Spider-Man = funny quips thing way, way too far. I blame all the people who thought he "didn't quip enough" in the Raimi films as starting it.
Spider-Man was never a funny series. Peter's sense of humor wasn't "lol xD" comedy like it is in this movie, it was flippant and sarcastic towards his enemies. His jokes should emphasize that he's a smart kid who's being a smartass, not make him sound like a wide-eyed comic relief idiot. Using Spider-Man as comic relief in general is the worst thing that happens whenever he gets put in a "team" environment these days, even in comics.
I'm fine with them starting out with him in high school but he should act more mature than a high schooler. That was how he was originally written and that was the whole fucking point.
Also, am I the only one who found it kind of annoying that Tony magically knows who he is and it's never even set up? If it's that easy to find out he's in big trouble.
>>69223301
If you're seriously trying to argue that Spider-Man was ever a "kid" in the original comics you're reaching way, way too far. And you're doing that thing I said again about clinging on to a very specific, short phase (he's basically only a loser in this origin) and making it seem like the character is all about that.
Peter's problem were always his aunt, his relationships (the Osborns, Gwen), his job, his public image, etc., not being fucking shy and a kid. He was a success because he had human difficulties that he genuinely struggled with, not because he was a "kid hero." He was actually an adult for most of the time he existed, ever.
Also this guy is right >>69223313
>>69220573
Mr Stark said you'd say that.
>>69219763
I want you to really think about what you said, Tony Stark whom has connections not only with ex-shield but multiple world governments, only found out about a web slinging super hero kid in New York, where Stark towers was also previously based keep in mind, from a YouTube video. You thinking that is more cringey than if he actually did just find him from a YouTube video.
>>69223313
I have to say that in Raimi films there're literally 2 quips in 3 movies.
>It's you who's out, gobby, out of your mind
>here's your change
Nothing more, and for 3 movies of Spider-man that's fucking nothing.
>>69223313
I actually think Garfield did a great Spidey, arrogant cunt who bullied his enemies and acted all smartass
>>69222903
Ultimate Spiderman is best Spiderman
>>69217115
How come a 17 year old can act a billion times better than garfield and toby?
>>69221192
>>69221200
SUPERIOR
>>69224091
I loved the original to death, wasn't a fan of Miles.
>>69224075
The "small knives" joke was better than all the jokes in this movie combined.
Garfield definitely wasn't the weak link in those movies. It's a damn shame Sony made such a fucking mess out of them.
They did a small you got heart kid to spiderman from cap. Mfw in 10 years there going to have him take over the avengers because all the other actors will retire and disney wont want to reboot. I wouldnt mind this honestly. Maybe hire some good writers and start working on shit soon so you can plan for this and make it a comic if it hasnt happend
>>69217266
>they announced they're going to turn it into a John Hughes hommage
i know you got dubs but i dont believe you
>>69224982
>“It’s the soap opera in high school, and those supporting characters, that are interesting,” said Feige. “Just as we hadn’t seen a heist movie in a long time, or a shrinking movie in a long time, we haven’t seen a John Hughes movie in a long time. Not that we can make a John Hughes movie - only John Hughes could - but we’re inspired by him, and merging that with the superhero genre in a way we haven’t done before excites us.”
He didn't say it would be a John Hughes "homage," I don't know where anon got that idea, but he did say it would be an influence.
It's going to be fucking horrible.
Good. Except the Bieber voice bothered me. He's 19. I pray it gets lower soon.
>>69220751
I don't think there is a single sipdey stunt double. I am fully behind the fact he is 100% CGI save when he's lying on the ground at the end of the airport scene.
>>69217115
A unique Spider-man. He's the perfection to separate Marvel's from Sony's.
An actual teenager playing an actual teenager. Not 30yo playing teenager.
>>69225789
They could have found a 19 year old who doesn't look and sound like a 12 year old though
>>69217615
Okay. See ya opening night at Spider-Man: Homecoming.
>>69224327
"small knives" was exactly the sort of joke people expect of Spider-Man and want to see him make. SM1&2 and TASM managed to be good movies, but they never really captured the fact that Peter Parker will *not* shut up.
Which is why I laughed in spite of myself when he shouted "YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!!" in Civil War. Everyone in the MCU quips, but not usually as inappropriately as Spider-Man does. It's nice to see him joke around like that.
>>69217115
Gladhegotridofhismole/10
>>69225928
15 year olds often look exactly like that. Look at actual high school freshman sometime. They're kids. You're so used to seeing 27 year olds playing high school students that you think they actually look that way.
>>69225928
You just described a 15 year old.
>>69218587
Oh, brother.
>>69219003
Try telling this forced meme to Zod's snapped neck..
>>69219763
You DO understand that this is how a lot of stuff is now found? And this is how you or me would find out about some super hero today? YouTube is just a normal part of today's culture, it's like getting mad that a character has a browser window open on a computer.
>>69219060
And these bitch motherfuckers post quips all day on a Mandingo Craigslist to troll other quippers. It's ironic.
10/10
Really cool how they showed that Peter Paker was still an intelligent and awkward nerd instead of becoming a totally different person after getting his powers.
>>69222571
Maybe they'll call it Homecoming, or something...
>>69226386
>>69226399
My main impression of Spider-Man is from the comics which I got into before I ever saw the movies. I always thought of Peter as being more or less a grownup even when he was in high school. Yeah, he was written as kind of brash and foolhardy in his early days at times, but he also paid the family bills and successfully flirted with the hot adult secretary at the daily bugle. More than that he had an air of intelligence to him even when he was being flippant, which made him feel grown up.
Marvel has been obsessed with Spider-Man being as young as possible since they did OMD. It came to a head in the horrendous Ultimate TV show which made him a fucking goon and this movie is following that trend. Sometimes there's a reason why older actors should be used for teenage roles.
Or better yet they could have just started with him being in college, which would have made a lot more sense anyway. How fucking irresponsible is it for Tony to bring him into a full on super hero battle when he's a 15 year old who's only had his powers for 6 months and only used them against street thugs?
>>69223313
You're right. Let's have a casting call for another 39 year old Spiderman.
>>69226815
>>69226762
Difference was the times. Spidey debuted in the 60s, where kids had to grow up pretty quickly. Steve Ditko also made him look like he was 28.
That said getting a superpowered early teen to fight his battles seems like some shit Tony would pull. Has he even quit drinking yet?
>>69226762
Tony Stark? Irresponsible? NEVER.
>>69220669
This times 10000
>>69219618
>Normally Peter Parker is pretty mild-mannered
The fuck?
Peter is anything but mild mannered. He's got a short temper and he's not afraid to lash out at anyone that isn't Aunt May.
>>69219022
Cap said you've been bust Tony. So seems like to me Cap has heard of Spiderman before he saw him there.
>>69227019
How do you figure kids had to grow up quicker in the 60s than they do now?
It doesn't matter anyway. Peter has to grow up quickly not because of the era he's in, but because he loses his parents and then his surrogate father, has to help his struggling aunt, becomes a dedicated crime fighter at 16 and is a genius for his age. Don't you think maybe there is a *reason* why Ditko drew him looking older?
Great power great responsibility. In other words, Peter learns adult lessons early and has to rise to meet their challenges when he's still a kid. So he should convey that level of maturity like he did when Lee and Ditko originally conceived of him.
>>69217611
Garfield's Peter was atrocious. His spiderman actually made quips but he didn't talk 90 percent of the time like Spiderman should do during fights.
>>69227248
Not him but, by my age my grandfather had like 3 kids already and a successful career as a bank manager.
>>69227156
That's wrong. Peter only really flies off the handle when something very drastic happens. Your picture is disproving your own point, he went postal on Norman only when he killed Gwen, and had never done anything like that before and rarely has since. What are you even thinking of besides that one time?
In fact he routinely does the opposite of what you're saying, he is always thinking how he'd like to pulverize people like Flash and Jameson but holds himself back because it would be wrong.
>>69220781
Have you read a single spiderman comic? Tom nailed it.
>>69220648
>and Andrew Garfield
anyone would be better than that guy.
>>69226762
If Spider-man was older it wouldn't make sense that he missed the first avengers movie. But they needed Spidey in there because they got the rights back and Spidey was a big part of the comics civil war.
Anyone think Aunt May may have figured out that Peter is Spider-man in the MCU?
>She's heard of Spider-Man
>Tony Stark, who is publicly known to be Iron Man, shows up at the apartment to personally talk to Peter
>Spider-Man is then seen in Germany fighting alongside Iron Man
>Iron Man is now accountable to the UN, so the world knows what happened at the airport
>He was fighting against Captain America, who is publicly known to be Steve Rogers from Brooklyn.
>Peter shows up injured, and fought a Steve from Brooklyn
Maybe that's why she asked if he got "a few good licks in", despite May normally loathing the idea of Peter getting into fights.
>>69227451
He wasn't a big part of this civil war at all though, so they really didn't "need" him. In fact they weren't going to have him at all originally. Really, if he hadn't been in this movie, it would not have detracted from it in any way. All he did was make a bunch of jokes that were mostly not funny. Everything that was meaningful about his part in Civil War wasn't in this movie, and couldn't have been since he was brand new anyway.
>>69227563
Honestly, no one was needed outside of Stark and Rhodey in this. The Civil War and the hero mash up was just to sell more tickets, and Spider-Man is the one who could help sell the most.
>>69217871
Is this a real quote? If so, respect for taking responsibility for JUSTing the third movie, even though the situation was way more complicated than that.
>>69227596
Right, so if we're agreed that he was shoehorned in to hype the movie up more then we're on the same page.
>>69227649
Yes, I'm an agreement in that, but the issue you have isn't exclusive to Spider-Man. Everyone else outside of Cap, Bucky, Sam, Stark and Rhodey is just fluff.
Cap needs his buddies. Stark needs his Rhodey and dead mummy.
>>69227614
I don't recognize that quote but it probably is real, Raimi definitely has acknowledged the third movie was bad. He basically said that when it was determined Venom had to be in the movie, he should have just bit the bullet and tried to make the best Venom movie he could for the people who are fans of that character even though he isn't, instead of trying to still make the movie he wanted while cramming the symbiote into it. He's a pretty cool guy. A lot of other people would have just put all the blame on Sony.
>>69227563
You're right that he didn't need to be in this and his comic book reveal of his identity doesn't fit and isn't important to the movie civil war, but I'm just saying why they didn't start him in college despite skipping his origin, and I also enjoyed his part in the movie, despite knowing that he was edited in with refilming after they got his rights back. I just assume marvel felt they needed to prove to the audience that they were doing spider-man right since they got the rights back.
>>69227547
>a few good licks in
I'd give her a few good licks.
>>69223937
>thats a cute outfit, did your husband make it for you?
>I have an act for that
>I'm the sheriff 'round these parts
>>69227248
>How do you figure kids had to grow up quicker in the 60s than they do now?
They didn't have to, but the ultimately did. Compare a modern kid to a kid back then, even an underprivileged one. The 60s were simply a different time. This whole networking thing is kind of fucking the current generation's shit up.
>>69227248
>has to help his struggling aunt
15 year olds could legally work in the 60s. He'd have to find another way until a year later in the MCU timeline.
>>69227019
>Has he even quit drinking yet?
This is what ruined Iron Man 2 for me. Early reports were all over Tony's alcoholism and how the plot was gonna focus on the fight that made him stop drinking.
>>69223110
Even in her worst photo she's still 10x more attractive than she should be at her age.
>>69227547
>Maybe that's why she asked if he got "a few good licks in",
Jesus Christ, why did they make Aunt May so erotic?
>>69229780
Aunties are in, anon.
>>69230056
What if the MCU is using the Trouble run as inspiration?
He was a completely superfluous addition to the film.
>>69230056
Would smash harder than the asteroid that wiped her precious dinobabbies away before.
>>69230152
Explain.
