So has anyone seen this? Does Keanu Reeves really voice the cat?
Keanu is the cat's name you stupid fucking piece of shit.
>>69216661
Once, in a drug sequence.
References Bill & Ted and The Matrix, but surprisingly no mention of John Wick.
>>69216728
http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/news/keanu-reeves-voices-keanu-in-key-and-peele-cat-caper-20160426
>>69216661
Are Key and Peele really visionaries?
>>69216774
Thats the joke.jpg
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>>69216728
>Keanu is the cat's name you stupid fucking piece of shit.
You fucking idiot there is a scene where the cat talks.>>69216768
It was a fun movie but not hilarious.
I was expecting 21 jump tier laughs but got mid tier key and peel sketch
>>69216661
I enjoyed this movie, even though some scenes were hard to watch. The scene in the parking lot where Keanu beats, rapes then shoots a masked woman (which is later revealed to be his own mother) for his gang initiation is fucking hardcore.
>>69217018
what the fuck
>>69218140
yeah. he tries to jump off the roof to kill himself after he realizes, but since he's a cat, he's perfectly fine when he lands
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>>69216826
It was an interesting movie. Shitty yes, but interesting. Like the other evening I was pondering what to jerk off to and being the jaded piece of human excrement that I am, I of course wandered onto the most unsightly---not to mention probably immoral if not out right illegal---content. Eventually I settled for gay porn which all though being FAG PORN was, as choices go, still a tad bit cleaner than outright CP that was readily available. Unable to bust a nut was I-- although I had fapped to the edge of cumming over the course of the evening's fap which went on for the better part of four hours.
But take a walk into your mind's eye friends, if you will, and see me downloading dozens of vids; edging until I found that special vid. It was of a BBC wrecking some poor chap's bum. But then Mr BBC stops and slobbers lovingly the chap's bum. That my friends was it, I came buckets and passed out at my computer desk. When I came to I was overcome by a sickened remorseful spirit the likes of which I hadn't felt since I fapped myself dry to babyj, shivid and spongebob. I hated myself and wept.
I fell into bed horrified of what I had become. Disgusted by the previous night's performance was I, but even that was tempered by the remembrance of that image that got me off: BBC slobbers his bottom's ass then continues to slam piggy the butt slut.
On the morrow I imagine I'll be fapping to some old lady porn. I downloaded a few vids of old ladies being slammed by younger blokes. That's the edging fuel, to finish off I imagine I'll get back into scat porn. That tends to finish me off in a huff: Truffle butter, anyone?
tl;dr you ever watch questionable porn, get off to it and then regret it immediately afterward but is still in the throes of pleasure, albeit sorta kinda due to the fact that you can still remember fondly the bit of kino you busted a nut too? That's Keanu
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>>69217018
Immortal Technique nigga
>>69218623
trying way too hard
