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>>69207633
>bow and arrow man
>varsity quarterback man
>varsity backup quarterback man
Why didn't Iron Man just shoot them?
why dont you start faggot
>>69207633
WHY DO THEIR COSTUMES ALWAYS CHANGE IN EVERY NEW MOVIE?
>>69207672
>Ignoring man who can be very small man
>>69207702
new toys to sell
NO FUCK THAT
POST Elizabeth Olsen INSTEAD
>>69208147
this, but in a narrative sense it is also design upgrades with new technologies applied (extra duarbility, gimmicks) after their old one get damaged from a previous battle.
>>69208919
Been waiting to see that
Thank you santa!
>>69208919
>aku bisa, aku bisa
What did he mean by this?=
>>69208963
Nah, it's just toys.
>flights are delayed because superhumans are fighting on the tarmac
>>69208919
that's a big guy
>>69209324
Captain America: Civil Murder
>>69208919
ETSUBATSU
>>69208919
>closes his eyes when he activates big mode
>somehow is immediately able to extend his arm fluidly catching warmachine
>>69209324
Are there a lot of quips in this movie?
>>69209524
The quips are mainly during the airport fight. And the ones doing the quipping are Spider-Man, Hawkeye, and Ant-Man.
The rest of the movie (especially the Cap vs Stark fight) is completely anti-quip.
>>69209524
A lot would be an understatement.
>>69209624
Do Quipeye and Black Quippow quip the most?
>>69209624
>Eyes widen to show spider-sense
That's well done
>>69209524
surprisingly not
>celery memester, slut swinger, saggy tits, CGI roids and tommy wiseau
I wonder who won the "war"
>>69209324
Are there people in the gangway? If not why doesn't Spiderman just throw it at Cap? This movie looks fucking stupid.
>>69208919
THIS IS MY FETISH
>>69208919
Whoa! Epic!
>>69209624
>falcon has no elbow pads
that is just asking for trouble
>>69209524
Quip Rankings
Non-stop banter
Spider-Man, Ant-Man and Hawkeye
Jokes when you need em'
Iron Man, War Machine, Falcon, Black Widow, Cap'n America
Completely Serious Tier
Vision, Scarlet Witch
No Banter
Black Panther
>>69208919
Please say Hope is going to do this in Ant-man 2.
Who does Ant-man have in his rogues gallery anyway? The Spinning Top?
>>69209524
Characters actually have conversations in this film, unlike AoU. Quips are funny, appropriate and not overused.
>>69209857
>No Banter
>Black Panther
>Forgetting about "I don't care"
i'll post something better
>>69209702
Brutal.
>>69209524
the only thing that comes out of people's mouths is political rhetoric and quips.
>>69209702
>Cap effortlessly beating the shit out of Tony
Savage.
>>69208919
Definitely one of the coolest parts of the movie.
>>69209948
How is that a fucking quip? He's literally stating a completely humorless fact.
>hi I'm hawkeye
>I don't care
>>69209524
Not all.
>>69210073
>>69209857
rare evans?
>>69209948
Definitely not.
BP was quite serious.
>>69208919
CRASHING THIS AIRPORT
>>69209702
I really wish Tony had tried to use his Uni-beam here, and have Cap use the shield to stop it and blow up the arc reactor. That would really show how bloodthirsty Tony is.
>>69209524
>Here is your shield Captain America.
Fucking Ant-Man stole the show I swear.
>>69210052
Not a good sign.
>>69209041
Roughly translated: I CAN, I CAN
>>69209663
Were we supposed to take the bad guy serious? He was a joke. And fat.
>>69209953
>AHHHH TONY FUCK ME
>>69212538
Stop projecting.
>>69209663
That part was awesome. It reminded me of a scene from a show none of you watch called Kingdom. Also, now that I think about it, it reminds me of the end of Count of Monte Cristo when he takes that politician and leaves the empty pistol in the paddy wagon.
>>69212538
you have now been replied to.
>>69212572
That part where he changes his grip was so badass.
Where does the AAAH TONY SAVE MEme come from?
>>69212954
Winter Soldiet
>>69209324
>cap is a dick to Spiderman
>DING
>>69209524
Actually not really.
They save them all for the airport fight where every other line is a joke.
Even Tony is toned down in the quip department up until the aiport
How the fuck do you have these already
>>69210029
>effortlessly
Uh
>>69212572
That scene was hilarious. It looked like he was flexing his left arm.
>>69208919
That's not how mass works.
>>69209514
do you think, now just bear with me for a second, that him landing on war machine back before he went giant man was a tactical choice to easily catch him after growing?
>>69212775
it also put him at a mechanical disadvantage
your triceps are much stronger than your biceps
>>69213972
it's a movie for kids you autistic fuck
>>69214041
But he's denser when he's smaller.
He should be less dense when he's bigger.
Should have had War Machine knocking him around like a balloon, and then maybe he uses his size in a creative way that doesn't take advantage of his bizarre weight.
>>69213972
>implying anything about antman makes any kind of sense
>>69209624
Black Wings flies backwards indoors despite the steel beams everywhere? He must be suicidal.
>>69213972
His extra mass comes from another dimension. Don't ask.
>>69213972
Oh yeah? And tell me how "Pym Particles" work, genius. Oh that's right, they're a fictional particle that does whatever the plot needs them to. It's comic book science. Don't try to apply real world physics to it.
>>69209324
Why are they in Germany?
>>69209324
So it's all a game to them? Why didn't he disable SM there? He had him set up
>>69214612
>when the drugs wearing offs but your mates banter is still shit
>>69209774
There are no people in it as the airport was evacuated prior to the fight.
He doesn't throw it at Cap as it's too heavy, he strains to keep standing while holding it and is barely able to keep it from knocking him down.
>>69214546
He did disable Spider-Man. That was the whole point of dropping the gangway on him, he's stuck holding it up while Cap gets away.
>>69214083
This. Ant-man movie itself gave up on following its own rules halfway through.
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>>69211274
well he did use his unibeam to blow off Buckey's arm before
>>69213994
He was too tiny, if he extended his arm +/- 1 degree in either direction calculating for speed he wouldnt have gotten it.
>>69212572
the theater went nuts when he did this, i was ded laughing
>>69209624
Falcon was great in this movie, surprisingly did some of the coolest stuff. Also loved almost everything with Spider-Man.
>>69208919
This is just idiotic. Fuck these movies.
>>69211347
i dont see this line mentioned ever. It was probably my favorite.
Dude's acting like he's in a morning cartoon with redundant lines, so giddy about being in a "superhero team up", saying shit he'll want to retell later
>>69209324
was he trying to kill the kid? What did he think was going to happen?
Best fight scenes in any capeshit. Was completely badass
>>69213972
pym particles, i ain't gotta explain shit
>>69214037
you can't pull with your tris. he was pulling with his forearms which are generally weaker than shit
>>69215609
Yea the scenes would complement eachother.
>works great the first time
>blows up in tony's face the second time
>>69214612
god I hate the wasted potential of this fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp4huHUUFgw
FUCKING LOOK AT THIS SNYDER. YOU COULD HAVE DONE SO MUCH BETTER, BUT YOU COULDN'T EVEN MANAGE THIS!
>expect Quipfest 16' after Ultron
>everyone is actually serious for most of it, even Tony
>by the time the airport scene happens, the jokes are a lot more fun because they weren't ran completely into the ground earlier in the movie
I actually hope we see more socially awkward Spiderman.
>>69211274
>>69215609
He wanted to kill Bucky, he didn't want to kill Cap. That's why he literally says "stay down, final warning" after kicking the crap out of cap in the minute directly following that webm.
crossbones was underwhelming
this movie was unexpectedly dark
>crossbones suicide bomb
>bucky trying to shoot tony in the face point blank
>zemo trying to blow his brains out
>video of bucky murdering tony's parents
>tony throwing his arms up to cover his face because he literally thinks cap is about to behead him
I mean, compared to most MCU flicks there was a lot of dark shit going on.
>>69217065
It didn't have a blue filter though
>>69214612
>Batman such a coward he puts his hand up like "please don't kill me even though I deserve it"
>Superman is such a horrible asshole instead of ending the fight right there and explaining his mother's life is in danger he wants to push Batman through the floor
Why were we supposed to like either of these two characters?
>>69217806
YES. Why does noone point this out, Batman looks like scared little bitch there, nothing says Batman like being scared of your enemy.
>>69209894
Crossfire or Black Knight would be cool
>>69209774
MCU Spider-man is weak as shit. Captain America overpowered him twice.
>>69217065
You forgot Zemo drowning a guy
Any webms of Olsen's tittays in that halter after she changes
>>69220719
>>69221025
>>69214612
LOOK
AT THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD
>>69209702
That looks really stupid.
>>69223241
Jealous Zack?
>>69223332
Nope. I'm still interested in seeing CW, I just think that scene looks retarded.
webm of Bucky murdering Tony's parents where?
>>69209524
That's not even a quip retard.
>>69208919
Astaga!
>>69210029
>effortlessly beating the shit out of Tony
until Tony cuts Bucky's arm off and beats cap half dead
>>69214612
So dumb.
>>69207717
He can also be very big. Also, the chick can literally bend reality, so there's that too in case you can't punch someone in the face with a metal arm.
No one has the scene with Scarlett Witch on the bed barefoot?!
>>69214612
>>69221025
It's interesting how similar these scenes are.
Also while Civil War was great, they used way too many cuts imo. I don't remember this being a problem in Winter Soldier. Like for example the scene where Bucky steals a motorcycle, there's gotta be at least 3 or 4 cuts. If they kept it down to 1 or 2, that shot would have been amazing.
>>69224674
I want this
>>69224952
>Hawkeye is useless again
Well..At least he made up for it at the airport I guess
>>69214612
Those punches feel so goddamn weak.
>>69225060
>Hawkeye doing shit to Vision
>>69213923
He was. They had the thing hooked to a crane. He actually strained his muscle.
IM death.
>>69225060
Hey is the reason wanda was in the fight at all, not to mention he pulled his weight for team Cap more than bucky and arguably falcon. Learn what useless means dipshit
>>69225327
Those few seconds were awesome.
>Tony's face when thinks he's gonna get decapitated
>>69225327
RIP in pepperonis, Iren Men.
>>69225379
>Learn what useless means dipshit
It's covered pretty clearly in the webm.
>>69225060
He did temporarily disable vision with magic lightning arrows.
>>69225257
Lurk more
>>69209953
Tumblr please leave
Requesting a gif of the scene where Cap kisses Agent 13 and Falcon and Buck are nodding in approval.
>>69225421
Almost no one can take Vision 1 v 1, with their bare hands. He gave her motivation to escape though, also he rounds up Antman, also he wrecks everyone in the airport, more or less.
>>69225421
>reading comprehension
Wanda would have never been in the aiport fight at all. The fact that he got her there is the exact opposite of useless. Go read a dictionary
>>69225414
>PEPPERonis
>Pepper
#triggered
Agghhhh Rhodey... HELP???!!!
>>69225510
Stop being mad Hawkeye fanboy. And stop trying so hard.
>>69225327
dat ground'n pound
Which camrip should I waste my bandwith on ?
why were there so many niggers in this movie?
bothered me alot, especially all the screentime with prince ooga booga and scarlett
>>69225556
>non response to facts given
Concession accepted.
>>69225211
THIS!
I hate this scene, the first punch is ok, but after that he is just doing weak fake punches, doesn't fell like it's because of Superman's head, it just feels like batman doesn't want to punch him hard enough.
>>69225564
Theater with friends.
Recast
>>69225575
I don't need to give one, you have eyes, I assume, so you can probably view webms, fanboy.
>>69225453
what is this? an image for ants?
>>69225592
I have no friends anon
>>69214612
>BvS
>>69225647
Super isn't much better.
>>69216093
>>69209377
He already knew Spiderman's strength and resilience when he fought him.
>>69225604
No you really dont, you made a fool of yourself enough seeing as how at least 3 different ppl have proved you wrong
>>69225327
I heard captain dies
>>69225711
>No you really dont,
Exactly.
I'm only responding to you because you're such a tryhard child.
>>69221025
Stop posting this DC cringe
>>69225627
Roommates? Family? gotta start somewhere, man.
>>69225327
this convinced me to go see the movie. That's surprisingly brutal for marvel.
>>69225736
>pot calls the kettle
Embarrassing
>>69209948
You're a fucking idiot
>>69225592
>>69225627
Hey at least your friends didn't ditch you because the car they took is full so they stopped answering messages on Facebook and will pretend like they didn't know I was down to goNo I don't have a working car at the moment or I'd meet them
>car chase scene
>bucky, captain, and nigger #3 running at 65mph+ past cars
>captain stops to get in a car
>struggles to catch up to bucky
got up and left the theater right there, have never witnessed a more cringe worthy scene
>>69225865
>goes right aback into tryhard mode
You must be quite the badass on /b/.
>>69225897
Wow dude, your friends suck.
It's funny because you'd probably be less upset if they just told you the car was full and that they are sorry.
>>69214612
Top kek, literally puts his hands up like a lil bitch, please nigga don't kill me I dindu nuffin I'll fix the top of yo head nigga!
>>69213835
Camrips, obviously. Shitty ones, as camrips tend to be.
>>69209702
That combination and setup are very familiar to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub--p3SHTYAI love it.
>>69209948
>black panthers banter
best audio-only clip here
CAUTION SPOILERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eYIABppj5A
>>69225060
>>69225379
>>69225421
>>69225510
>>69225556
>>69225575
>>69225604
>>69225711
>>69225736
>>69225865
both of you end yourselves
>>69225987
SO FUNNY
BECAUSE HES BLACK
>>69225897
>yfw you will have to see all their "it was so awesome!" status posts in a few hours
Sorry bro. Just suck it up and go see it alone, it's not that bad.
>>69213835
Camrips
Has the Falcon, Bucky reaction to the Agent 13 kiss been posted yet?
>people actually watched this on camripHow is it audio wise? Lot of people walking by or anything?
>>69226038
wow
hes not "black", hes african you racist cunt.
hes literally from africa, his skin color is irrelevant you fucking stupid nigger go lynch yourself and ooga booga back to the welfare line
Somebody post the webm where Black Widow and Falcon kiss
>>69226090
Here's the full scene.
>>69209324
wait cap is from brooklyn?
i thought he was a farmer's boy like supes
>>69226100
never happened
sorry cuckbois....
>>69225987
DUDE NIGGERS xD haha
>>69226124
>Both Cap's Boyfriends just sitting there thinking "I can change him"
>>69226148
>getting offended by people saying nigger
haha cool story man XP upboated!
>>69226124
Thanks
>>69226124
Tumblrinas btfo.
>>69225581
out of all the things that bother me in bvs this isn't one. people have made actual powersuits and punching with them looks like this.
>>69226124
>>69225897
They are not your friends.
>>69226189
so /v/eddit it hurts
>>69226239
>Buckys fake ass smile
>Yeah man kiss that literally who? blonde sure whatever.
>>69226239
>*smacks lips*
>[knifehand intensifies]
wish they had spent more time in just this bro unit :(
>>69226042
>>69226249
I'm at the point in life where getting new ones is awkward and too time consuming.
It's cool I didn't wanna see it anyway and have a good time..and I totally usually have saturdays off work so I'm not upset at all..;_;
>>69225762
That scene was one of the few good things about the movie.
>>69226124
Marvel has now transcended quipping and can now quip without any dialogue.
>>69225327
damn he fucked him up batman over superman style
>>69226273
He's just trying to look happy because his 90 year old virgin friend might finally get laid.
>>69226307
>I'm at the point in life where getting new ones is awkward and too time consuming.
Isnt that point basically immediately after High school ends?
>>69213972
stop mansplaining
>>69208919
HOLY SHIT
>>69226135
have you even seen the first movie
>>69225927
badass dude!
>>69226056
>She will never be your jailfu
>>69226189
no that guys just went for the obvious joke and it jut not funny. That sounds like reddit to me
requesting webm of scarlet witch in the straitjacket....
...for reasons
>>69226504
>wanting to be in a cell with a crazy, overpowered, dead-inside girl
Fuck no.
![maxresdefault[4].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WHedKFp.jpg "maxresdefault[4].jpg")
>>69209354
ForANTS
>>69225327
did he die???????
>>69226542
top kek
>>69207633
Has anyone posted hot aunt may?
I liked the part when Ant-Man hacked into the Avengers HQ's computers.
>>69213972
it is now
>>69208919
I just loved the fee fi fo fum laugh he does after that
Have Spiderman post-credits.
>>69226261
so cancer its killing me
>>69225327
rip iron manlet
>>69212538
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>>69216435
that looks stupid as hell
>>69209671
>g-guys, i said quip! a-am i cool yet??
>>69226631
wonder if Tony doing the iron spider bit and turning spider-man against him
Guys, is Cap still a virgin?
>>69209774
Why ask questions if you've already made up your mind about it?
>>69214612
DUDE IT WAS JUST A PRANK!
>>69208919
how can a cellphone cam have better quality than cam rips?
>>69226764
Yes.
>>69226764
yes, in Age of Ultron he tells Banner he's "the world's leading expert in waiting too long" and his mates are overjoyed that hes even kissing a girl
Can we get Crossbones webms?RIP
>>69226855
Woops.
>>69226631
I didn't really understand the point of this.
>>69209894
>giantess Evangeline Lily
>>69226883
It's the Spider-signal.
>>69226874
why didn't she stop war machine from crashing?
>>69226883
eh hes just a kid playing around with stark tech and havin a giggle
>>69226883
that's his like mission select wheel from the batman arkham games that Tony can send him info on when he's needed
>>69226922
Because he got taken down when Vision almost killed Falcon.
You reap what you sow, fucker.
>>69226940
Oh, okay. I feel dumb for not thinking of that.
>>69226922
she was incapacitated in Visions arms
>>69226189
Jesus christ /pol/ have been full keyboard warriors lately. Spamming nigger in everything is just so cringe, especially when you know the people who say it are fat kneckbeards thinking they're revolutioning againts pc culture.
>>69209774
>If not why doesn't Spiderman just throw it at Cap?
He's clearly struggling not to get crushed by it. Were you born this way?
>>69225572
Panther was done right. What bothered me was bw being the most powerful avenger. That opening fight scene with her had me rolling my eyes.
>>69225414
>>69225715
>>69226561
>>69226665
Nobody important dies
Rhodey gets crippled
Been a while since I've been on this board. Since when did everyone become huge fans of capeshit?
>>69226883
Beyond being a high tech version of the Spider-Signal it's also the same sort of interface that Tony uses for all his computer systems. Basically his webshooters are also something like a custom smart phone with a projected display, the Spider-Man mask being his wallpaper and the little icons being applications.
>>69220667
don't forget the guy was tied up in a stress position where he was holding his head up and the water was not a high enough level to drown him until he got too tired and had to put his head down, effectively being forced to drown himself
>>69227023
>not realizing nigger has been a colloquial term used by 4chan to denote someone unsavory since its inception
how new are you? every board calls each other niggers
>>69227066
since leddit
>>69216435
>not voiced by Michael Ironside
dropped
>>69227061
>gets his suit hacked in IM2
>not invited to Avengers 1
>suit stolen again in IM3
>fails to impress at the party and outshined by Vision in AoU
>gets crippled in Civil War
nice superhero career Rhodey
>>69227066
Since it was a good movie.
These webms are making me love this movie more!
I want to see it again.
>>69226764
>one of the best selling superhero movies stars a virgin
Nice
>>69226631
>that mathletics sweater
what a dork
PS106 seems to be a Bronx school and PS108 seems to be a Brooklyn school. MUH PLOT HOLES!
>>69226678
No, what's stupid is seeing your audience as human trash, and directing tripe like Man of Steel and Batman vs. Superman. That's just completely idiotic, showing disdain for your audience.
>>69227158
Next time, baby
>>69215961
Damage Control Entertainment.
>>69227103
I said spamming the word is annoying, i dont care if you use it how you described it. Go look at the power rangers thread and see how forced theyre using it, or any black panther thread and you'll see what i mean.
>>69227023
HES A NIGGER
>>69226678
It's cuz DKR is overrated trash remembered for on one really cool part, like death of superman
>>69225327
Got any webm's of the earlier fight between Cap/Bucky and Iron Man?
>>69214612
ITS JUST A PRANK BRO
>>69226333
There were no good things about that movie, had to close VLC after 30 minutes.
